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  1. Ahem on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    I bet you haven't been laid in years, have you?

  2. Because on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    The fucking nerds who moderate these articles will mod up anything even vaguely related to JRR Tolkein's fruity books.

  3. Re:Token Ring and Sun on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    Way to migrate them onto a network, dumbass.

  4. Re:Because Nader took votes from Gore... on Why The U.S. Surrendered To Microsoft · · Score: -1

    Yeah good comeback there, assfondler. Now finish sucking my cock and this time be sure to play with my balls or you don't get paid.

  5. A Zen Koan on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    What is the sound of one anus flapping?

  6. Re:And still it can get worse on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    No he's not forced to do it. He just wants to be leet and shit. I bet he thinks chicks will flock to him if he's running Linux. Of course, thats something that's never mentioned in any of the FAQ.ADVOCACY.LINUX, is that the mention of it will repel women so damn fast.

  7. Re:Want more? on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    Interesting. Well I certainly won't be putting Linux on any of *my* boxes. I mean if it can't even support fucking Token Ring god only knows what else is wrong with it. Have you ever tried to get sound working? Jesus Christ.....

  8. Re:Shouldn't this have been caught? on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    Another nail in the Open-Source-as-a-viable-alternative coffin, it seems. But hey, you can always just download the source and fix it yourself, because everyone knows thats much cheaper and more effective than applying a patch from a closed-source developer. Oops....

  9. Token Ring? Hahaha! You sorry bastard!! on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    Jesus, are we back in 1986 or something? I bet you're running a network of VAX machines and 286s as well, aren't you. Hey, maybe next year you'll get a CGA card and be able to play Leisure Suit Larry!

  10. MOD PARENT UP! on Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets? · · Score: -1

    Thank you for pointing that out, ubertroll. I'm going to wipe my copy of Mandrake 8.0 off my PC and install Windows 2000. Its an uphill fight, but keep up the good work!!

  11. Re:Because Nader took votes from Gore... on Why The U.S. Surrendered To Microsoft · · Score: -1

    Yeah I'm sure Nader took away a lot of votes from Bush. If that's your arguement, shitshoe, then you're dumb enough to put out the cigarette butt that's heating your house.

    Plus I can't jerk off to the Sear's catalogue, knoblicker, because I'm too busy humping your mom. She was *horrible* in bed, but at least she made me a sandwhich on her way out the door after I came all over her lips. Good woman, your mom. She says for you to start calling me daddy.

    Now shut the fuck up, smegmacheeks.

  12. Hey! on VA Lays Off Mesa Developer · · Score: -1

    Have you ever noticed that Motley Crue's SMOKING IN THE BOYS ROOM is really a metaphor for gay teen sex?

  13. Hahaha! on VA Lays Off Mesa Developer · · Score: -1

    Oh man I love people so ignorant like yourselves. Yeah, I'm gonna go stock up on canned food and move to Idaho to live in my fuhrer bunker.

    You, good sir, are both a dimwit AND a fag.

  14. ::giggle:: on VA Lays Off Mesa Developer · · Score: -1

    I hope when VA does go under and sells off Slashdot that Microsoft buys it. Man the thought of that just makes my cock so hard that a cat can't scratch it!!

  15. Re:VA layoffs on VA Lays Off Mesa Developer · · Score: -1

    VA Linux will tank. Everyone and their fucking dog knows that. I'll flip Taco a quarter when I see him sparechanging me. Jon Katz, on the other hand, won't get a thing but I bet he'll be slurping cock on Polk Street for money ... oh wait, silly me, he's already doing that!!

  16. Re:Maybe they'll dump CmdrTaco on VA Lays Off Mesa Developer · · Score: -1

    On the fact you have his wang past your lips.

  17. MOD PARENT UP PLEASE! on Why The U.S. Surrendered To Microsoft · · Score: -1

    Hahaha!!

  18. Ban PGP!! on Preserve Your Rights Online - Act Now · · Score: -1

    PGP and other forms of cryptography should be banned. They are only used by child pornographers and terrorists. Any true American has nothing to hide. The only people using cryptography are those with something to hide, and have no place in our great nation!!

  19. Re:Because Nader took votes from Gore... on Why The U.S. Surrendered To Microsoft · · Score: -1
    Gore took a ton of money, probably more than bush, from hollywood.


    Sigh...Microsoft != Hollywood, genius. Furthermore under whose administration did the anti-trust proceedings against Microsoft begin? Yes, Clinton-Gore. Thus I think its safe to conclude that had Gore not had his election stolen, Microsoft would be on the verge of being punished for its illegal activities.

  20. Re:Because Nader took votes from Gore... on Why The U.S. Surrendered To Microsoft · · Score: -1

    Fuck off squirrelnuts. Gore had the election stolen from him. Go read the book excerpts from the current Newsweek. If it hadn't been for Nader and his fucked up supporters, Gore would've gotten enough votes to prevent the Supreme Court from stealing his presidency.

    Cocksmoker.

  21. MOD PARENT UP PLEASE!! on Why The U.S. Surrendered To Microsoft · · Score: -1

    Everytime I see a Nader supporter I want to smash a lamp in their patchouli-soaked face. Those pretentious holier-than-though cocksuckers gave the fucking election to that Texan douchebag. Hey, if you voted for Nader you are a fucking idiot and when the revolution comes, you'll be first against the wall, cockfondlers.

  22. Thanks a Lot! on Multiplayer Test For Return To Castle Wolfenstein · · Score: -1

    Yeah lets Slashdot already stressed links. Lets make sure no one gets a copy of this for the next week. Thanks a lot!

  23. Cluck Cluck on FEMA To Use Cell Phone Signals To Find Survivors · · Score: -1

    Lets kill their chickens too!

  24. Re:Are they alive? on FEMA To Use Cell Phone Signals To Find Survivors · · Score: -1

    Haha!

  25. Re:Call to Arms on You Cannot Turn it Off: News Addiction · · Score: -1

    Too easy. I say we continue flaming that cockgobbler Jon Katz until he cries.