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  1. Re:you cannot turn it off on You Cannot Turn it Off: News Addiction · · Score: -1

    Motherfucking Fujitsu Heavy Industries one crazy niggah, nig-GAH!

  2. Cat Food! on 802.11b Network Scanning In London And Amsterdam · · Score: -1

    I say we turn them into cat food for our elderly. Everyone knows that most elderly spend almost all their money on cat food to survive. This would provide a source of low-cost cat food for America's golden citizens. Who's with me!?

  3. #990 on 802.11b Network Scanning In London And Amsterdam · · Score: -1

    God bless you for having such a low UserID and being such a shitty troll!! Your parents must be proud. Well, I don't know about your mom. I do know that she's bad in bed though. Her muff smelled like cabbage, too.

  4. Re:I know you are trolling, but... on Which Open Source Projects Are -Really- Collaborative? · · Score: -1

    Yes we know all about Jon Katz. No need to remind us.

  5. Stephen King is Dead Posts are Dying!! on FEMA To Use Cell Phone Signals To Find Survivors · · Score: -1

    We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Stephen King is Dead Posts are dying.
    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict SKIDPs future. The hand writing is on the wall: SKIDPs faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SKIDPs because SKIDPs is dying. Things are looking very bad for SKIDPs. As many of us are already aware, SKIDPs continues to lose troll share. Mod points no longer flow like a river of blood.

    Troll leader Egg Troll states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls on Slashdot. How many trolls of Stephen Kind is Dead are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus hot grits posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 SKIDPs trolls. ASCII art posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of SKIDPs posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of ASCII art.

    A recent article put goatse.cx at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 goatse.cx trolls. This is consistent with the number of goatse.cx Slashdot posts.

    Due to the troubles of Jon Katz, abysmal editor policies and Slashcode, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by VA Linux whose stock was long troubled. Now VA Linux is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that SKIDPs have steadily declined in troll share. SKIDPs are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If SKIDPs is to survive at all it will be among Slashdot trolls, crapflooders, and leet doodz. SKIDPs continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Stephen King is Dead Posts are dead.

  6. Re:I like dead fish on ZDNet Reviews KOffice · · Score: -1

    They smelled like your moms pussy, too! I fucked her anyways, but she was bad in bed. At least she made me a sandwhich on her way out the door. Good woman that way, your mom.

  7. Re:Slashcode on More News And Links On Yesterday's Terrorist Attack · · Score: -1

    sniff....stop! you're going to make me cry! :~~(

  8. Re:Trolling... on Notebook Upgrades: Hacking your Dell/Compaq/Toshiba · · Score: -1

    Fuck you towelhead!

  9. :( on Notebook Upgrades: Hacking your Dell/Compaq/Toshiba · · Score: -1

    Asshole thats not even funny. I haven't heard from a friend who may be dead.

  10. Stephen King is Dying Posts are Dying!! on Notebook Upgrades: Hacking your Dell/Compaq/Toshiba · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Stephen King is Dying Posts are dying.
    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict SKIDPs future. The hand writing is on the wall: SKIDPs faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SKIDPs because SKIDPs is dying. Things are looking very bad for SKIDPs. As many of us are already aware, SKIDPs continues to lose troll share. Mod points no longer flow like a river of blood.

    Troll leader Egg Troll states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls on Slashdot. How many trolls of Stephen Kind is Dying are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus hot grits posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 SKIDPs trolls. ASCII art posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of SKIDPs posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of ASCII art.

    A recent article put goatse.cx at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 goatse.cx trolls. This is consistent with the number of goatse.cx Slashdot posts.

    Due to the troubles of Jon Katz, abysmal editor policies and Slashcode, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by VA Linux whose stock was long troubled. Now VA Linux is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that SKIDPs have steadily declined in troll share. SKIDPs are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If SKIDPs is to survive at all it will be among Slashdot trolls, crapflooders, and leet doodz. SKIDPs continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Stephen King is Dying Posts are dead.

  11. Re:PGP on More Mapping of the Net · · Score: -1

    They have naturalist magazines.

  12. PGP on More Mapping of the Net · · Score: -1

    They should ban PGP as well. No innocent person needs that. Just terrorists and child porn freaks.

  13. Stephen King is Dying Posts are Dying!! on More On Tragedy · · Score: -1

    We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Stephen King is Dying Posts are dying.
    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict SKIDPs future. The hand writing is on the wall: SKIDPs faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SKIDPs because SKIDPs is dying. Things are looking very bad for SKIDPs. As many of us are already aware, SKIDPs continues to lose troll share. Mod points no longer flow like a river of blood.

    Troll leader Egg Troll states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls on Slashdot. How many trolls of Stephen Kind is Dying are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus hot grits posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 SKIDPs trolls. ASCII art posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of SKIDPs posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of ASCII art.

    A recent article put goatse.cx at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 goatse.cx trolls. This is consistent with the number of goatse.cx Slashdot posts.

    Due to the troubles of Jon Katz, abysmal editor policies and Slashcode, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by VA Linux whose stock was long troubled. Now VA Linux is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that SKIDPs have steadily declined in troll share. SKIDPs are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If SKIDPs is to survive at all it will be among Slashdot trolls, crapflooders, and leet doodz. SKIDPs continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Stephen King is Dying Posts are dead.

  14. Stephen King is Dying Posts are Dying! on Which DVD-Recordable Drives? · · Score: -1

    We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Stephen King is Dying Posts are dying.
    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict SKIDPs future. The hand writing is on the wall: SKIDPs faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SKIDPs because SKIDPs is dying. Things are looking very bad for SKIDPs. As many of us are already aware, SKIDPs continues to lose troll share. Mod points no longer flow like a river of blood.

    Troll leader Egg Troll states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls on Slashdot. How many trolls of Stephen Kind is Dying are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus hot grits posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 SKIDPs trolls. ASCII art posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of SKIDPs posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of ASCII art.

    A recent article put goatse.cx at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 goatse.cx trolls. This is consistent with the number of goatse.cx Slashdot posts.

    Due to the troubles of Jon Katz, abysmal editor policies and Slashcode, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by VA Linux whose stock was long troubled. Now VA Linux is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that SKIDPs have steadily declined in troll share. SKIDPs are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If SKIDPs is to survive at all it will be among Slashdot trolls, crapflooders, and leet doodz. SKIDPs continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Stephen King is Dying Posts are dead.

  15. Stephen King Is Dying Posts are Dying on More Mapping of the Net · · Score: -1

    We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Stephen King is Dying Posts are dying.
    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict SKIDPs future. The hand writing is on the wall: SKIDPs faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SKIDPs because SKIDPs is dying. Things are looking very bad for SKIDPs. As many of us are already aware, SKIDPs continues to lose troll share. Mod points no longer flow like a river of blood.

    Troll leader Egg Troll states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls on Slashdot. How many trolls of Stephen Kind is Dying are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus hot grits posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 SKIDPs trolls. ASCII art posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of SKIDPs posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of ASCII art.

    A recent article put goatse.cx at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 goatse.cx trolls. This is consistent with the number of goatse.cx Slashdot posts.

    Due to the troubles of Jon Katz, abysmal editor policies and Slashcode, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by VA Linux whose stock was long troubled. Now VA Linux is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that SKIDPs have steadily declined in troll share. SKIDPs are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If SKIDPs is to survive at all it will be among Slashdot trolls, crapflooders, and leet doodz. SKIDPs continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Stephen King is Dying Posts are dead.

  16. :) on More On Tragedy · · Score: -1

    Hahahaha!

  17. Good for you! on Which DVD-Recordable Drives? · · Score: -1

    My mom weighs 300+ pounds and while I love her, I wouldn't call her the most attractive person. I'm sure she enjoys the attention. Thanks for helping her out!!

  18. Hmm ... on Which DVD-Recordable Drives? · · Score: -1

    You have no friends, do you?

  19. Nice Troll! on Which DVD-Recordable Drives? · · Score: -1

    Right, as a seargent-major in the troll army I hearby award you with a bronze star for your troll. The Mensa bit was truly inspired! GOOD WORK SOLDIER!!

  20. Jesus on Which DVD-Recordable Drives? · · Score: -1

    Why don't people bother researching these things on ePinions and google? Its not that hard.

  21. I can tell on Simplicity In the Age Of The GUI · · Score: -1

    I can tell by your sig that you've hadn't had a woman in years, if ever.

  22. Riiiiiight on Simplicity In the Age Of The GUI · · Score: -1

    I bet 20:1 odds that this cockfondler is a kid living in a well-to-do suburb somewhere.

  23. Re:War is a dirty thing! on More News And Links On Yesterday's Terrorist Attack · · Score: -1
    I also call for a immediate deportation of all H1B and foreign VISA holders.


    Yeah, and lets get rid of the darkies while we're at it. After all, thats what America is all about.


    Dipfuck.

  24. Learn to Spell! on Simplicity In the Age Of The GUI · · Score: -1

    everything is for pussyes
    ^^^^^^^

    You mispelled that, gumblefuck. Its actually spelled "Jon Katz".

  25. FP! on Simplicity In the Age Of The GUI · · Score: -1

    First piss!! Oh my bladder is now content!