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  1. Re:PNGs on What Is The Future of PNG? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Have you noticed that they stress it incorrectly too?

    English:

    "I couldn't care LESS"

    Merikan:

    "I COULD care less"

    it's a strange business - Merikan English seems to develop via a process of Chinese whispers

  2. Re:hummmm on RIAA Grabs Student's Life's Savings · · Score: 1

    "Why don't you try paying a bit of attention to the language we've all agreed on, you fucking retard?"

    Maybe if he does, he can grow up to become as stupid as you?

    It's THEY'RE as in THEY ARE you fucking Muppet.

  3. Re:PNGs on What Is The Future of PNG? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Call them idiots, but most people could really give a shit about the computer sitting on their desk."

    Try this:

    Call them idiots, but most people couldn't really give a shit about the computer sitting on their desk.

    You see? It actually makes sense now!

  4. Re:its not dead, but close. on The Death of Bluetooth? · · Score: 1

    You have to capitalise "English".

    Helps if your post makes ANY kind of sense, too.

  5. Re:who has 4 devices on them? on The Death of Bluetooth? · · Score: 1

    You REALLY should try travelling the world. No wonder US foreign policy is so fucked.

  6. Re:Does the clock speed matter that much? on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1

    well, client benchmarks ARE the responsibility of those submitting them...

  7. Re:Will they still be behind Intel ? on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1

    POWER 5 isn't out yet.

    ??

  8. Re:Does the clock speed matter that much? on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1

    I used the USIII because NONE of the MP x86 systems could even approach the 30Mkeys mark... best Athlon was 13, best P4 was even less.

  9. Re:Will they still be behind Intel ? on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1

    yes there is, it's the users and the software developers poor little brains. Look at the lunacy of the 3D gfx card market, you've got people buying $400 gfx cards in order to play games (eg Doom 3) that don't actually exist yet!

  10. Re:"New!" on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1

    " Show me a hard drive that can even write your data at 400Mb/s"

    Well, I have a striped pair in this Mac that can write at just shy of 90MB/sec and read at just over 110MB/sec. It's internal on a USCSI 160 card at the moment, but that's because FW 400 was no good as a USCSI replacement. FW 800 might well be...

  11. Re:"New!" on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 2

    "That's because nobody gives a shit about firewire 400. Everyone who wants to actually get things done has been using USB 2.0"

    You don't get out much, do you? Never seen a digital camcorder?

  12. Re:Buh? on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    that's some of the most exciting new comedy I've heard in years!

  13. Re:damn on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you placed it on your lap, it would at least protect your family jewels from most forms of ionising radiation.

    That's gotta be worth SOMETHING...

  14. Re:I'm really not trolling, but... on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1

    I'm sure IBM would be delighted to sell you a PPC 970 system running Linux in a few months.

    Hope you're feeling rich, though...

  15. Re:Does the clock speed matter that much? on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 3, Informative

    the dnetc RC5-64 and RC5-72 client for MacOSX both make extensive use of hand coded Altivec optimisations. All that your results prove is that Altivec is an extremely powerful vector unit - but we knew that already.

    Look at the dnetc client comparison database and you'll find some spectacular results for the MP Macs - a 2 way 1.42 Ghz G4 scores like a 16 way 1.05 Ghz Sun Ultra SPARC III.

  16. Re:damn on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wouldn't worry about it, this is PURE speculation. Apple's hardly going to release SLOWER computers in the future, are they?

  17. Re:More converters... on UK Councils May Dump Windows For Linux · · Score: 1

    Did you mean:

    Probably because it's a lot cheaper to licence and both very stable and customisable to one's needs?

    I do hope so.

  18. Re:Long winter months? on 17" Monitor Case Modding -- The "iMike" · · Score: 1

    "I'd buy that before I would an iMac"

    Just shows how dumb you are. CRT iMacs have NOT ONE fan, and don't look like someone took a dump on your desk.

    I mean, why the fuck did he install TWO optical drives?

  19. Re:Completed pictures on 17" Monitor Case Modding -- The "iMike" · · Score: 1

    "The thing looks cool by my standards"

    You must be fucking ugly too.

    What a disgrace.

  20. Re:Who saw this coming? on iTunes Indie Meeting Notes · · Score: 1

    wrong Partridge, dimwit

  21. Re:Who saw this coming? on iTunes Indie Meeting Notes · · Score: -1, Troll

    better than yours, shitbreath

  22. Re:Who saw this coming? on iTunes Indie Meeting Notes · · Score: -1, Troll

    better than yours, fucko

  23. Re:Who saw this coming? on iTunes Indie Meeting Notes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    nice inferiority complex you've got going on there!

  24. Re:Once again... on Final Cut Pro 4 Available June 14 · · Score: 1

    Phil Schiller? Martin Scorcese?

    You got me.

  25. Re:Best Update Ever. on Final Cut Pro 4 Available June 14 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Not likely, 99% of these wannabes have never seen FCP in their lives.