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  1. Re:Apple clone makers were thieves? on ComputerWare/Elite Chain Throws In The Towel · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean to imply that the clone makers really "stole" Apple's sales - but, towards the end some of them were supplying machines with fucking Windows keyboards. OTOH, other cloners offered excellent price/performance and pushed to introduce faster chips before Apple was ready.

  2. Re:Apple monopolistic practices on ComputerWare/Elite Chain Throws In The Towel · · Score: 2, Informative

    "I don't remember ever being able to run Apple's OS-du-jour on anything but an Apple made product."

    There used to be a licensed Apple clone business - Apple ended it because the cloners only stole market share from Apple's own products rather than from Windows PCs. The termination of cloning REALLY pissed Motorola off - and Apple have been paying for that one ever since. Some words to search for - Starmax, Power Computing, CHRP and Daystar.

  3. Re:Apple monopolistic practices on ComputerWare/Elite Chain Throws In The Towel · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What would people say if Microsoft made it so Windows would only run on Microsoft-brand hardware?"

    They'd say "Thank you Mr Gates, may I have another?" And then go out and buy more X-box games.

  4. Re:Colored Logo on ComputerWare/Elite Chain Throws In The Towel · · Score: 1

    "so I could only drive around in an infinate loop"

    You know, I've always wondered about the name "Infinite Loop" because it rather seems to me that ALL loops are infinite...

  5. Re:trend? on ATI vs. NVIDIA: ATI Steals the Show · · Score: 1

    surely you die BEFORE you get to hell?

  6. Re:There aren't any benchmarks on ATI vs. NVIDIA: ATI Steals the Show · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    the quality of spelling and grammar on Slashdot of late has slipped from "surprisingly" to "shockingly" bad.

  7. Re:Dusk on ATI vs. NVIDIA: ATI Steals the Show · · Score: 0

    can you explain your sig to me please?

  8. Re:I know why! on ATI vs. NVIDIA: ATI Steals the Show · · Score: 0

    that's conspiracy you freakin' loon

  9. Re:trend? on ATI vs. NVIDIA: ATI Steals the Show · · Score: -1

    that's Detonator you fucking Muppet

  10. Re:OUCH on ATI vs. NVIDIA: ATI Steals the Show · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "I feel sorry for nVidia... it does look like they're going the way of 3dfx..."

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

    Just coz BMW manage to build a car that's better than Ford's competing product doesn't mean Ford goes out of business the next fucking day, does it? nVidia's current range of gfx cards are highly competitive and capable - try and be a TINY BIT reasonable.

  11. Re:Just Another rocess on Trend Micro Quarantines Letter P · · Score: 2, Funny

    you s_elled both _leasure and _erversion incorrectly

  12. Re:It gets worse on SGI Announces Restructuring, Cuts 400 Jobs · · Score: 1

    scavenge

  13. Re:Now I'll wait to buy a Mac on PPC 970 Confirmed for Apple? · · Score: 1

    "Then read macosrumors.com [macosrumors.com] today"

    If I can just stop you there.

    Macosrumors has the worst track record of ANY Mac rumor site. In a field where mediocrity is commonplace, MOSR stands out the crowning turd in the water pipe.

  14. Re:Uphill water flow at Disneyworld since 1971.. on Water Flows Uphill · · Score: 1

    facet?

    what in God's holy name are you blathering about?

  15. Re:Phone vs PDA on Review of Sony Clie TG-50 · · Score: 1

    "£300 for a Sony Clie??"

    could be a little less specific?

    25 grand for a BMW??

  16. Re:Phone vs PDA on Review of Sony Clie TG-50 · · Score: 1

    "Now who's laughing monkey boy"

    Whatever network operator sold you THAT pup, by the sound of things.

    £30 pcm x 12 = £360, and the 'phone cost £50 you say? Sounds like £410 to me and the 'phone costs £317 over at expansys right now SIM free and unlocked.

  17. Re:Phone vs PDA on Review of Sony Clie TG-50 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if you still REALLY believe that your contracted 'phone only cost you £50 perhaps you should see a specialist who can explain to you what the term "subscription" means. A Nokia 7650 currently costs around £315, so guess where the other £265 comes from? What do you pay for your subscription, £15 a month? £180 per year? 2 year contract, is it?

    Did you fail GCSE maths by any chance?

  18. Re:Computers don't crash on Why Do Computers Still Crash? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who's gonna buy the product? who's gonna install it?

  19. Re:this guy on Memory Timings Analysis · · Score: 1

    you also lose credibility due to an inability to spell simple fucking words

  20. Re:Let's Melt These Legos... on The Mac Made of Lego · · Score: 1

    What? ALL of them?

    Where did you find this out?

  21. Re:Let's Melt These Legos... on The Mac Made of Lego · · Score: 1

    Damn! And I was so close.

    It's a fine line between stupid and clever.

  22. Re:Let's Melt These Legos... on The Mac Made of Lego · · Score: 1

    "a melted pile of legos"

    that's "LEGO bricks" you fucking idiot

  23. Re:adjustable pretties on Why Panther May Tear Up Longhorn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Be serious, man. There's no doubt that Jaguar offloads compositing tasks to the GPU, just as there's no doubt that Quartz involves a LOT more work than Win2K's display model, but the fact remains that it takes FAr longer to scroll in most OSX windows, FAR longer to call a new finder window than a new Win2k Explorer and FAR longer to bring up large directories. OSX has a lot of things going for it, but UI speed isn't one of them.

    And what's all that bollocks about an 800Mhz G4 being as fast as a 1.6Ghz "Intel". What are you on about? If it's a theoretical PIII, you're mad; if it's a P4 you're close; if it's an AMD chip you're just plain WRONG.

  24. Re:Apple doesn't tell you anything... on Why Panther May Tear Up Longhorn · · Score: 2, Informative

    it's a PowerPC 405 derivative - go look at IBMs website if you want to know more. Don't forget the "Flipper" GPU that's also in there...

  25. Re:adjustable pretties on Why Panther May Tear Up Longhorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    err... he's not trolling

    I have at work bunch of Macs running 10.2.6 with GeForce 2MX cards and a motley collection of PCs fitted with Matrox G450 cards running Win2K - irrespective of CPU speed, the Win machines are more responsive for most UI tasks - they're just drawing much simpler things on the screen, and that's all there is to it.

    I spend my OWN money on Apple PCs - I'm no Win troll.