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  1. Re:logic on Apple Updates Professional Video Lineup · · Score: 1

    ALOT?

  2. Re:One button mouse = RISC mouse. on Apple Updates Professional Video Lineup · · Score: 1

    fuck off

    modifier keys are NOT essential, but neither is a fucking keyboard

  3. Re:Hah! on Apple Updates Professional Video Lineup · · Score: 1

    if the world was run by people like you we'd all still be cavorting with druids and eating dung for dinner.

  4. Re:Hah! on Apple Updates Professional Video Lineup · · Score: 1

    Brass scissors, actually. And only retarded luddites still do it that way

  5. Re:Not OS X Only on Apple Updates Professional Video Lineup · · Score: 1

    DUAL

  6. Re:What are Mac useers supposed to do? on How to Make a Starship Enterprise out of a 3.5" Floppy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    that's:-

    YOU'RE

    and

    LOSER

    fucknut

  7. Re:Just in case... on How to Make a Starship Enterprise out of a 3.5" Floppy · · Score: 1

    yeah, THAT makes a lot of sense - everything that's connected to the internet should now be capable of handling the typical load of news.bbc.co.uk?

  8. Re:Mirror! on How to Make a Starship Enterprise out of a 3.5" Floppy · · Score: 0, Troll

    THEIR

  9. Re:Been there, done that QWZX on Hydra: Rendezvous-Enabled Text Editing · · Score: 1

    you remember incorrectly

    why the fuck would Apple have a file extension?

    have you EVER used a pre-OSX Mac?

  10. Re:jpeg alternative? on Forgent Networks Wins $25M from Sony for JPEG Patent · · Score: 1

    PNG and LWF - though Lurawave is proprietary

  11. Re:what about it, grammer nazi? on Apple SuperDrive Gets Faster....For Free · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've never seen Jeopardy in my life.

    As to your examples:-

    to saddle up - sure, that's a verb - but 'saddle up' isn't a noun so I don't see a parallel.

    to reign / reign in - same again

    'to frame a question' is an idiom, and has no parallel again

    'to coin a phrase' is another idiom

    'to shoot' is an ordinary English verb and has no parallel with the 'to chassis' issue again

    'punked out' must be colloquial American English, it means nothing to me or my dictionary, same with your use of 'scabbed' - in English, 'scab' is the natural cover over a healing wound or a strike breaker, I never known it used in the sense you describe.

    All that aside, just because YOU use 'chassis' as a verb doesn't make it one, it just means you have poor English skills and cannot properly form sensible statements.

    VERBING WEIRDS LANGUAGE

  12. Re:In the absence of OS 9 on Apple SuperDrive Gets Faster....For Free · · Score: 1

    no that IS what they want

    and I'm their man

  13. Re:In the absence of OS 9 on Apple SuperDrive Gets Faster....For Free · · Score: 1

    CHASSIS is not a verb

    sorry, but it just isn't

  14. Re:No, they are about 20 years late. on 30 Years of Cell Phone Calls · · Score: 1

    I just read your pdf and, interesting though it was, what was described was the first AUTOMATIC (ie operator-less) radio telephone system, not the first CELLULAR radio telephone system.

    Mind you, Americans always says they invented things first, so it could well be that the Slashdot story's a load of bollox...

  15. Re:Maybe first in America... on 30 Years of Cell Phone Calls · · Score: 1

    are yu sure that's a CELLULAR phone network ather than just an old fashioned RADIO phone system? Radio telephones were available in the 50s in the UK too...

    as for me, my first phone was a Sony CMH 333 (Mars Bar) which I think I got in '90 or '91 - though my father had a SIMPLEX TACS Motorola car phone several years before that. I now use a Nokia 8910 - it having just displaced my old Ericsson T-28s because Ercsson don't make gorgeous phones anymore with covered keypads, whereas Nokia do...

  16. Re:The First Call on 30 Years of Cell Phone Calls · · Score: 1

    nah, he'd have had to have been some kind of cunt to say THAT

  17. Re:even with lots of bandwidth on Microsoft Wants to Take on Google · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL, you'll need MS Windows, MS IE and an MS Passport to use it!

    Long live MS!

  18. Re:No you got it all wrong.... on Microsoft Wants to Take on Google · · Score: 1

    well, speaking as a long time Mac user, IE was HUGELY inferior to Netscape up until IE5, which was a genuinely GOOD browser. MS' current Mac IE is, however, a total fucking joke - NS7 is actually significantly better (unless your criteria for a good browser is how well it deals with sites coded SPECIFICALLY for IE, of course).

  19. Re:Advantages? on Contractor Proposes Laser Rifles for US Military · · Score: 1

    silence, perhaps?

  20. Re:Victoria on Catching Up with the Voice of Macintosh · · Score: 1

    ahh - Victoria High Quality. The only thing that she needs is a gentle stroking of her speed control to bring her up to English pace.

    Best

    Voice

    Ever.

    Does Apple spend ANY money on TTS any more, or is this yet another case of Apple Tortoise and Hare a la Newton?

  21. Re:I can see it now. on RFC 3514: New Bit Defined for IPv4 Headers · · Score: 1

    who said I was left wing?

    I may even SUPPORT the murder of innocents in the pursuit of Bush's re-election. But the coalition weaponry most certainly IS killing the babies, children, men and women of Iraq. That's what weapons do.

  22. Re:Buying one.. on Apple 12-inch PowerBook G4 Review · · Score: 1

    I don't own an iBook - but why not do some tests for yourself and see whether the 867Mhz G4 beats the 800Mhz G3 - youm may be surprised at the results. As far as MP3 ripping is concerned - your Altivec advantage is squandered by the PowerBook coz of it's slow reading drive. The Shara G3 is a very nice chip, Apple has been holding it back for too long, and it's the Apple portable users who are suffering.

  23. Re:Turkey Guts Huh? on From Turkey Guts to Fuel Oil · · Score: 0, Troll

    you could have sex with it?

    just like normal?

  24. Re:This is wonderful on From Turkey Guts to Fuel Oil · · Score: 1

    he must have hit pretty close to the mark to get you all riled up like that

  25. Re:Buying one.. on Apple 12-inch PowerBook G4 Review · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that post makes no sense whatsoever. The G4 can't use the full bandwidth of the DDR RAM, but the other components that access the RAM can MORE FULLY saturate the RAMs bandwidth thanks to the new "controller chip". Either way, the G4 only has 256KB of L3 cache where the iBook's G3 has 512KB - and that's the main reason why the iBook is faster.