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  1. Re:Brackeen: Developing Games in Java on Getting Started with Game Development? · · Score: 1
    So if having the book lets you develop one title at a pricepoint where you net 2/sale then you need 25 sales to pay for the book.

    Seems reasonable to me...

  2. Re:Why is this news? on Microsoft's Personnel Puzzle · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck not? I mean if I'm keeping my calendar in outlook then why shouldn't my coffee maker have my coffee ready before my morning teleconference?

  3. Re:Brackeen: Developing Games in Java on Getting Started with Game Development? · · Score: 1, Troll

    Amazon says $35.47 -- sounds pretty inexpensive to me, bozo.

  4. Re:Could be ok on Keystroke Logging Declared Illegal in Alberta · · Score: 1

    Uhm. But if I can't record the content then why do I have a data entry tech in the first place, fucktard?

  5. Re:Does Linus use slide rules? on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 1

    Don't know. Don't care. If you care then go ask Linus.

  6. Re:Slide rules... on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 1

    Actually the tool that aviators use is called a "flight computer". Some flight computers are slide rules. Some slide rules are arranged in a circle -- these slide rules are called, amazingly enough "circular slide rules", Got it?

  7. Re:Slide rules... on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 1

    Given that a "rule" is "...material marked off in units used especially for measuring...." I'd say that I don't see the contradiction. And even if it is somehow linquistically imprecise they are still called "circular slide-rules", so........

  8. Re:Slide rules... on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 1

    Shatterproof. Waterproof. Battery never goes dead. Circular slide rule kicks ass.

  9. Re:Slide rules... on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But you're missing out on the real wins of a slide-rule (especially the circular ones). First: arbitrary precision. Second: better grasp of the relationships between two numbers (consider the difference in feeling between a quarter-twist and four twists)....

  10. Slide rules... on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can have my circular slide-rule when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

  11. Re:19 Gigajoules of energy on Cometary Fireworks Go Off Without Hitch · · Score: 1

    Is Inka a geek too?

  12. Re:Batman... on How to Become A Real-World Superhero · · Score: 1

    I think anyone can sleep standing up eyes open with enough practice. Just about everyone who goes through bootcamp gets busted for it at least once.

  13. Re:You insensitive clod! on New Model Solves Grandfather Paradox · · Score: 1
    Uhm. But that's not what you said, bozo. "your mother is always the person who gave birth to you and your father is always the person who contributed the sperm to fertilise her egg, regardless of marriage"

    Which is plainly untrue, and insulting to more or less anyone who has ever adopted. Checkit, bitch: adoption is not "second best" or "not real parenting".

  14. Re:DSLR seems like the only way to go on Kodak To Stop Making Black and White Paper · · Score: 1

    Because he could have said it better. Because if he had said it in a different way the probability of flames would be considerably lower but he could still express his opinion.

  15. Re:You insensitive clod! on New Model Solves Grandfather Paradox · · Score: 1

    Uhm. Fuck you. My sperm did not enter into the equation but my four year olf son is my son, dammit. Being a father is something you do, and it doesn't happen when you blow your wad, dickhead.

  16. Re:You insensitive clod! on New Model Solves Grandfather Paradox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many, many years ago when I was 23
    I was married to a Wider who was purty as can be
    This Wider had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
    My father fell in love with her and soon they two were wed

    This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
    For my daughter was my mother cause she was my father's wife
    To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
    I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

    I'm my own grampa,
    I'm my own grampa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grampa

    My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
    And so became my uncle though it made me very sad
    For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
    Of the Wider's grown up daughter who of course was my step-mother

    My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
    And he became my granchild for he was my daughters son
    My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
    Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother too

    I'm my own grampa,
    I'm my own grampa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grampa

    Oh if my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild
    And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
    For now I have become strangest case you ever saw
    As husband of my own grandmother I'm my own grampa

    I'm my own grampa,
    I'm my own grampa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    I'm my own grampa

  17. Re:Wow on Inside the OpenSolaris Source Code · · Score: 1

    Uhm. I've never worked anywhere that didn't have code reviews. The specific instance I'm talking about went right past code review. And it's by no means isolated to this instance or this company.

  18. Re:Wow on Inside the OpenSolaris Source Code · · Score: 1

    Cute idea. Naive, but cute.

  19. Re:Wow on Inside the OpenSolaris Source Code · · Score: 1

    fuckING, shitTY, ... There are a lot of inflected forms of naughty words, DUMBass. ;)

  20. Re:Wow on Inside the OpenSolaris Source Code · · Score: 2

    What do you use to scan your code for naughty bits?

    Ooooh, hurray hurray for the mod bomb. I think I've finally managed to piss someone off enough to have them burn mod points modding me down. Pretty dumb hobby, dude.

  21. Wow on Inside the OpenSolaris Source Code · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Synchronicity strikes again. Profanity in our source code is a huge problem at my company -- and a lot of it we do ship to customers. I've got my list of red flag words in place, but I've been having some pretty serious problems writing an effective filter.

    It comes down to: inflected forms and naughty words in other words. For instance if I search for "ass" then I can either have it match too strictly and it will catch "class" and "passed" -- or too loosely and it will not catch "dumbass" and "jackass". Then think of all the -ed and -ing formations and it starts to become more and more of a tricky problem.

    Has it been solved already? Googling for a comprehensive profanity dictionary at work is... tricky.

  22. Re:Too bad. on Online Takeout Delivery is Back · · Score: 1
    outside of maybe the very heart of Seattle and then LA, New York and Chicago - you can't really even order food by phone - much less the internet

    Ummm.. I live in the greater seattle area (I'm a burb rat) and I order quite often from http://www.cuisinelimousine.net/ and it's not el cheapo crap. :)

  23. Re:Another way of thinking about it on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, I usually tend to think of unreasoned imflamatory posts as trolls. Especially when they display such wilfull ignorance as you've been demonstrating.

    So let's see here... We've got a discrepancy... One dataset (which is a set of bits inside a computer stored on the medium of your choice which a voter cannot examine) says that candidate A won.

    The other dataset (which is printed on a piece of paper a voter can read before potting it into the ballot box) says that candidate B won.

    Uhm.. I'm just guessing but I think the record the voter could read before they put it in the ballot box would obviously be definitive...

  24. Re:Another way of thinking about it on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 1
    Nice troll. NICE troll. Someone mod it down for blatant stupidity.

    Hint: the voter receipt goes into the ballot box for comparison against the electronic totals.

  25. Re:the paper trail...... on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Old and busted: Presentation of facts as informative.

    The new hotness: Presentation of facts as flamebait!