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When Computers Were Human

stern writes "In the not-so-distant past, engineers, scientists and mathematicians routinely consulted tables of numbers for the answers to questions that they could not solve analytically. Sin(.4)? No problem: look it up in the Sine table. These tables were prepared by teams of people called computers (no, really -- that's where the term comes from) who typically had only rudimentary math skills. The computers were overseen by more knowledgeable mathematicians, who designed the algorithms and supervised their work." Read below for Stern's review of David Alan Grier's book When Computers Were Human. When Computers Were Human author David Alan Grier pages 424 (with index and table of names) publisher Princeton University Press rating worth reading reviewer Stern ISBN 0691091579 summary A history of the first "computers", semi-literates who did math by hand

The most important of these teams was the Mathematical Tables Project, organized by the Work Projects Administration in the United States during the Great Depression. WPA rules required the hiring of people with virtually no skills, so much of the definitive work of the Mathematical Tables Project was computed by people who had mastered only addition. They were not authorized to subtract, let alone delve into the mysteries of multiplication or division. The algorithmic steps assigned to them sometimes produced negative numbers, and it goes almost without saying that these computers had no idea what these were or how to handle them. Gertrude Blanch, the mathematician who oversaw their work, had devised a scheme whereby positive numbers would be written in black, negative numbers in red. On the wall in front of her human computers hung a poster that encapsulates much of the era of human computing. It read:

Black plus black is black
Red plus red is red
Black plus red or red plus black, hand the sheets to team 2

Grier has written a history of human computing. It begins in the 1760s and continues through the two hundred years until digital computers ended the industry.

From the start, computers were dedicated to projects in astronomy, cartography, and navigation. Grier describes the nature of these problems and why they required numerical solutions. He touches on the alternating competition and cooperation between teams of computers in different countries, and the different organizational models they employed. Perhaps the most memorable fact from the early years of human computing is that the very first team of French computers, assembled by Gaspard Clair Francois Marie Riche de Prony in the early 1790s, was composed entirely of wig-makers left unemployed by the French Revolution. They created trigonometric tables required by France's experiments with the decimalization of trigonometry (an abandoned effort to do for angle measure what the metric system was doing for the measurement of mass, length, and so forth).

Their work, though of little ultimate relevance to the modern world, illustrates aspects of human computing that would not change. Major computing efforts were always sponsored by governments. A small number of planners oversaw work by people who themselves knew little math. And the bulk of the work was done by people who were marginalized, perhaps otherwise unemployable, and who would do the repetitive calculations. This work conferred no prestige, and many were skeptical even of the conclusions drawn from it. If an equation could not be properly solved, how could one take confidence from any numerical approximation? Even Henry David Thoreau worked a dig at human computers into the manuscript for Walden, dismissing the mathematics that might allow an astronomer "to discover new satellites of Neptune but not detect the motes in his eyes, or to what vagabond he is a satellite himself."

Women emerged as the most important computers. Demand for computing spiked in wartime, when young men were off fighting and therefore unavailable, and the economics of hiring women was compelling even in peacetime. They would work for half of what similarly skilled men would. By World War II, in the United States, computing power was measured not in megahertz or teraflops, but in kilogirls.

By the 20th century, the work of human computers was augmented by mechanical or even electrical calculators that automated certain steps of their work, but these were expensive and prone to breakdown, and did not significantly change the nature of the work.

Grier devotes special attention to the Mathematical Tables Project run by the WPA, later taken over by the National Bureau of Standards, and to the mathematician Gertrude Blanch who ran that team. She is fascinating, a woman who arrived in the United States at the age of 11, who had worked to support her family and not been able to get her Ph.D until she was 39 years old. It was then 1936, the middle of the Great Depression, and the job prospects for female, Jewish mathematicians were bleak. Through luck and hard work she found her way to the Mathematical Tables Project, where she assumed a role that combined mathematician, schoolteacher, and coach. Her fanatical attention to error-checking resulted in tables good enough to win the support of those who were skeptical of work by a government relief organization. She also led by example, and solved certain problems personally when she thought that would be easier than breaking down the algorithms for her computers. Grier says that Blanch in this way personally did work that backed Hans Bethe's Nobel prize-winning model of solar evolution, though it is unclear if Bethe ever knew that the math had been done by one mathematician, rather than her computers. After the war, Blanch was hampered by FBI suspicions that she was secretly a communist. Their evidence for this was nearly nonexistent, and in what must have been a remarkable showdown, this diminutive fifty-year-old mathematician demanded, and won, a hearing to clear her name. She worked productively in numerical mathematics and algorithms for the rest of her life, but remained forever suspicious of digital computers and never adopted them herself.

Grier does excellent research, tracking down surviving computers and sorting through family letters to tell the stories of an entire industry that is being forgotten. He even finds evidence for the working environment for the women computers at Harvard Observatory in the late 1870s in the lyrics to a satire of Gilbert & Sullivan's HMS Pinafore, written by a junior astronomer there at the time.

The book is beautifully printed and has a comprehensive index. Kudos to the Princeton University Press for taking such pride in their work.

When Computers Were Human is weak in several areas. First, Grier glosses over technical aspects of human computing. What were the algorithms that these people used? How was error-checking implemented? He never tells us. Clearly, Grier's goal was to write a work of history, not math, but the people likely to read it are people who care about the math, or about computers, and he omits material that such readers would expect. Second, this is a bureaucratic story. The best human computing was done by large teams sponsored by government in wartime, and the story of these teams revolves around the politicians or bureaucrats who arranged for their funding, and the various acronym-labeled groups that gave them work or provided their employees. At times, it reads as much like a history of agricultural policies as a text about the prehistory of computers.

Grier's story follows his sources: he devotes space to the groups where he has the most material, even if others may have been larger or done more important work. Finally, his discussion of digital computers, where they play a role in the story, is cursory, and may not give credit to those who deserve it.

Is it worth reading? Yes. Consider the reviews of the final tables published by the Bureau of Standards at Amazon.com: In comments as recent as 2004, people who are still using these 50-year-old volumes comment in several languages on which chapters of the books are most useful, where to beware of errors or outdated methods, and on the special emotional role that these volumes play for those who use them, or who needed them in the past. "I probably would never have gotten my Ph.D without this book, and it is a stupendous classic." "Nearly every time you need a mathematical relation or information you will find it on this book." "If you work with mathematical research or numerical computing, you must have this book," and so forth. This praise, and Grier's book, are fine testaments to the world's first computers.

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322 comments

  1. Slide rules... by Fjornir · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can have my circular slide-rule when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

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    1. Re:Slide rules... by jimbolauski · · Score: 0

      You can keep your slide rule, and I'll keep my TI. Which can calculate sin,cos,tan as well as e and pi to 10 digits.

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    2. Re:Slide rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      According to my actuarial table, if you are still using a circular slide rule, I may not have have very long to wait.

    3. Re:Slide rules... by Fjornir · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But you're missing out on the real wins of a slide-rule (especially the circular ones). First: arbitrary precision. Second: better grasp of the relationships between two numbers (consider the difference in feeling between a quarter-twist and four twists)....

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    4. Re:Slide rules... by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 1

      oh dont worry, the robots have a mighty strong grip and you're a much less efficient fuel source clutching that slide rule.

    5. Re:Slide rules... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But you're missing out on the real wins of a slide-rule (especially the circular ones). First: arbitrary precision. Second: better grasp of the relationships between two numbers

      Third: geek factor
      Fourth: no batteries needed

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    6. Re:Slide rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Circular slide rules are still used extensively in aviation (mainly in training; when I took my written back in 2000, we weren't allowed to use digital calculators)... although the rules have changed since then.

      Long live the E6B!

    7. Re:Slide rules... by jimbolauski · · Score: 2, Funny

      But a slide rule can't spell BOOBIES upside down.

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    8. Re:Slide rules... by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      Shatterproof. Waterproof. Battery never goes dead. Circular slide rule kicks ass.

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    9. Re:Slide rules... by mcheu · · Score: 1

      Probably a joke killer, but I'm curious, can you legitimately call it a slide-rule, if it's not straight? i always thought the "rule" part of "slide-rule" was meant to mean ruler, or straight edge measuring device.

    10. Re:Slide rules... by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      Given that a "rule" is "...material marked off in units used especially for measuring...." I'd say that I don't see the contradiction. And even if it is somehow linquistically imprecise they are still called "circular slide-rules", so........

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    11. Re:Slide rules... by dasunt · · Score: 4, Informative
      You can keep your slide rule, and I'll keep my TI. Which can calculate sin,cos,tan as well as e and pi to 10 digits.

      Lets let wikipedia rebutt this:

      Advantages: A slide rule tends to moderate the fallacy of "false precision" and significance. The typical precision available to a user of a slide rule is about three places of accuracy. This is in good correspondence with most data available for input to engineering formulas (such as the strength of materials, accurate to two or three places of precision, with a great amount--typically 1.5 or greater--of safety factor as an additional multiplier for error, variations in construction skill, and variability of materials). When a modern pocket calculator is used, the precision may be displayed to seven to ten places of accuracy while in reality, the results can never be of greater precision than the input data available."
    12. Re:Slide rules... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When a modern pocket calculator is used, the precision may be displayed to seven to ten places of accuracy while in reality, the results can never be of greater precision than the input data available."

      It would be remarkably trivial for pocket calculators to analyze the input data and determine how many significant figures are approprate. Why so few models offer this feature, even as an optional mode, I do not understand.

    13. Re:Slide rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precision isn't really arbitrary. In fact, including measurement errors, you're probably bound to do much worse than on a decent digital computer with multiple precision libraries, or even floating point.

    14. Re:Slide rules... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      I don't know what he is talking about, but in aviation, many people use a tool called "circular slide rule" to flight plan (it helps determine air speed, ground speed, fuel, weight and balance, and many other numbers that are useful for aviating).

    15. Re:Slide rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm. Get a clue. USE a fucking slide-rule sometime. Precision is arbitrary up to the amount of digits you want to write down.

    16. Re:Slide rules... by value_added · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but personally, I'm more impressed by the abacus.

    17. Re:Slide rules... by starbird · · Score: 1

      Its called an E6B flight computer.

    18. Re:Slide rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is hardly a rebuttal. The examples "calculate sin,cos,tan as well as e and pi" are not subject to false precision at 10 decimal places.

      Yet your point is taken: a lot of people do not seem to understand the difference between "accuracy" and "precision" as relates to reported values.

    19. Re:Slide rules... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Why so few models offer this feature, even as an optional mode, I do not understand.

      Is there a universal standard for significant figures? The one I learned in chemistry was odd enough that I wonder.

      Having an automatic feature that only worked for some people would be even more confusing.

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    20. Re:Slide rules... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Close, but no cigar. A ruler is distinct from a straight edge. What differentiates the two is that the ruler has a ruled (ie periodically marked) edge. A slide rule would denote two ruled edges that slide past each other; it connotes such a device used for transcendental calculations - logarithms, tangents, etc. Now, toss the term "circular" into the mix and you are describing a device that is circular, sliding, ruled, and used for making transcendental calculations. The word you draw attention to - "rule" - still applies because there are periodic markings along the edge. The difference is that the edge is now circular rather than straight.

      /pedantism

    21. Re:Slide rules... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      The typical precision available to a user of a slide rule is about three places of accuracy.

      So how did this work in the space program? My understanding is that space travel, like a trip to the moon, requires some very precise calculations. Was 3 digits of accuracy sufficient for the moon shots? Did NASA engineers do different slide rules? Did they use computers to make the calculations? Would we have ever gotten to the moon without the digital computer?

    22. Re:Slide rules... by jimbolauski · · Score: 0

      well since I work in db a lot I use about 6 digits of precision. 20log10 doesn't do so well at 3 digits of precision.

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      P= W/t
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      Money = Work/Knowledge so the less you know the more you make
    23. Re:Slide rules... by Retric · · Score: 1

      C = pi * D.

      D = 11.1 +/- .05

      C = 11.05 * 3.14 = 34.697
      C = 11.15 * 3.14 = 35.011
      Vs:
      C = 11.05 * 3.141592 = 34.715
      C = 11.15 * 3.141592 = 35.029


      Now some might say that's no big deal but you just lost real accuracy when you used 3.14 vs 3.141592. When your working "in the real world" you need to keep track of your tolerances and using approximations makes you less accurate. AKA: (A+/- .5%) * (B +/- .5%) = C +/- 1% NOT C +/- .05%.

    24. Re:Slide rules... by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      ...and I'm glad I know how to use it over the electronic versions.

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    25. Re:Slide rules... by chriso11 · · Score: 1

      Two words: Solar Power. OK, seven words.

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    26. Re:Slide rules... by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Informative

      I use a slide rule rather than a calculator or computer in situations where it's appropriate. I have a cute little one I carry in my pants pocket, comes in very handy. Here is some discussion of the advantages of slide rules. Actually there's quite a big community of people who like slide rules, and nice ones tend to go for quite a bit of money on e-bay. When's the last time you actually needed to calculate something to eight decimal places?

    27. Re:Slide rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When *I* was young, we didn't have no fancy slide-rules. We did all our math on an abacus and were happy! Sometimes half the beads were missing. And we'd calculate uphill in the snow, both ways!

    28. Re:Slide rules... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      You cannot have a greater level of accuracy than the original input. This is usually shown by a fixed number of decimals, e.g. 1.00 for the integer 1 to 2dp.

      With this, you cannot possibly be more accurate than 2dp in your workings, so 1.23 (2dp) + 43.5128758389657 (13dp) is 44.74 (2dp).

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    29. Re:Slide rules... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I am not so sure it is the calculator's fault the user doesn't understand significant digits.

      If you put 10 digits in you can get 10 digits out accurately. (very simplified....)

    30. Re:Slide rules... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      Lets let wikipedia rebutt this:

      I compliment your excellent education, in that you used an outside source to back up you primary thesis. I also compliment you in citing said source. Unfortunately, I just appended the wikipedia entry to say that dasunt (249686) of Slashdot is a poopyhead.

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    31. Re:Slide rules... by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      Actually the tool that aviators use is called a "flight computer". Some flight computers are slide rules. Some slide rules are arranged in a circle -- these slide rules are called, amazingly enough "circular slide rules", Got it?

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    32. Re:Slide rules... by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      How many significant figures are there in 100? 1, 2 or 3? How about 30,000? Your computer or calculator could guess, but it'd be wrong more than 11% of the time. The human computational power required to convert the arbitrary precision number the calculator gives you is far less than it takes for you to correct a calculator mistake (or perhaps even detect a calculator mistake). This would be particularily annoying when using conversion constants (for example, 1 kilometre is 1000 meters) that are not measurements, so they have unlimited precision, and therefore should not be considered.

      The only safe way for the calculator to know how many significant figures it can safely deliver to you would be for you to enter them in with the numbers you're calculating, but by then, you've gained nothing. You might as well do it by hand.

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    33. Re:Slide rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Both you and Wikipedia need to learn the difference between "precision" and "accuracy". They are not the same.

      2. Wikipedia is wrong on this one. A sliderule can calculate to arbitrary precision.

    34. Re:Slide rules... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Precision is also arbitrary up to the amount of time you want to spend on the thing. Which, for even "simple" functions with infinite Taylor expansions, or ones which can't be cleverly rearranged to save steps (which, in itself, if it is possible, may take a long time), may take a while. Slide rules are great, there's no doubt, but they only save time in very special cases, if you happen to have them with you.

    35. Re:Slide rules... by agraupe · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah! I'm doing my PPL course, and am planning to go into commericial aviation. We still use the E6B. When I was doing my Physics final exam this year, there were questions involving vector addition basically using the example of an airplane and wind pushing it a certain direction. What wouldn't I have given to have my E6B there! Much better at what it is meant for than my new-fangled TI-83. And, yeah, we haven't yet moved to digital stuff at all in terms of flight computing.

    36. Re:Slide rules... by nurb432 · · Score: 0

      Fifth: Some are worth quite a bit of money these days..

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    37. Re:Slide rules... by Strolls · · Score: 1
      I have a cute little one I carry in my pants pocket, comes in very handy.
      Aw, and I thought you were just pleased to see me.
    38. Re:Slide rules... by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      Good lord, you mean thought about what you're calculating *is* required when using a calculator? I always thought calculators meant we could chuck our brains out the window!

      Rounding off numbers to sane significance is less arduous than carrying around several sliderules for various tasks, I think.

      As for thinking... Teacher at my Bachelor's institution had a question in some test which required the calculation of 15/4, without the use of a calculator. Actual answer written down: "I cannoy calculate the answer, because we are not allowed to use calculators". Humanity is doomed. I just know it.

    39. Re:Slide rules... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      My understanding is that space travel, like a trip to the moon, requires some very precise calculations.

      Yes.

      Was 3 digits of accuracy sufficient for the moon shots?

      No.

      Did NASA engineers do different slide rules?

      Yes.

      Did they use computers to make the calculations?

      They used 7-place log tables for the calculations which required more than the four digits which you could get from a 20 inch slide rule.

      I still have a set of Baron Vega's log tables which I used in high school. No, I never used log tables for engineering: I got to college a year or so after slide rules were dropped from the curriculum. The crusty old engineering profs were insistant that we have good scientific calculators, and that we know how to use them quickly and effectively. They also told tales about a hangar full of computers at Boeing during WWII: many hundreds of women who spent their shifts doing additions on hand-cranked adding machines.

    40. Re:Slide rules... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      You cannot have a greater level of accuracy than the original input.

      Right, but the rules I learned in chemistry to determine the numbers were fairly complicated. IIRC, for addition and subtraction (but not multiplication and division), if you ended up with 4.135, and you wanted to round that to two decimal places, you looked at the number before the 5 (3 in this case) and whether you rounded up or down depended on whether it was odd or even (but I can't remember which).

      This was because if you use the regular "round up if it's five or greater" rule, you bias your result higher.

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    41. Re:Slide rules... by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      Fifth: Some skill required. Especially for special purpose slide rules (IE: E6-B Aviation Slide Rule).

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    42. Re:Slide rules... by McWilde · · Score: 1

      In your first example you use 3 digits of pi, so you'll end up with at most 3 digits of significance in your outcome. So I really don't see any difference between the two examples; between 34.7 and 35.0. If you increase your accuracy of pi to 3.142, your outcome will consistantly be between 34.72 and 35.03.

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    43. Re:Slide rules... by wagemonkey · · Score: 1
      Round towards even.

      In your example 4.135 would round to 4.14, whereas 4.145 would also rounf to 4.14.

    44. Re:Slide rules... by Retric · · Score: 1

      You lose accuracy when you do math.

      Let's say you have a gear which you would like to know it's mass.

      Density = 10.0 +/- .05
      Height = 10.0 +/- .05
      Radius = 10.0 +/- .05

      Mass = Volume * density
      Mass = Pi * (R ^ 2) * H * D
      So
      Mass = 3.14 * (10.0 +/- .05) ^ 4
      Mass = 38166.9 to 25576.5
      Or
      Mass = 3.1416 * (10.0 +/- .05) ^ 4
      Mass = 38186.34 to 25588.53

      You can't just say well I started with 3 digits so I will end up with 3 digits. Using 3.14 vs. 3.1416 reduces your accuracy without you noticing it. It's much better to use four 3 digit numbers and one 5 digit number than it is to use four 3 digit numbers. 3.14 +/- .002 = PI which is almost 4 digits of accuracy which is why it's not as obvious for little things but it all adds up.

    45. Re:Slide rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fourth: no batteries needed

      I hope you've stocked up on candles then if you're not going to use electricity so you can use the slide rule at night... i mean it gets dark around here at night, if i didn't have electric lights i'd probabbly have to go to bed when the sun went down.

      some calculators come with built in lighting, and glowing keypad operation.

      slide rules may not require batteries, but they can't be used without a light source.

  2. Ah, the old days.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When women were locked by the dozen in rooms calculating projectile trajectories like they were meant too.

    1. Re:Ah, the old days.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good times, good times.

    2. Re:Ah, the old days.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like those in a pimp house taking notes on how far the money shot can go before it hits the eye?

    3. Re:Ah, the old days.... by SylvesterTheCat · · Score: 1

      As an artilleryman, I find this very funny because I know some of the history of Tabular Firing Tables (TFTs).

      I was unaware that some of mathematical table wrok was done under the WPA. Interesting stuff.

  3. David Alan Grier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What the hell is he doing writing about computers? Or is this a comedy book?

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004979/

    1. Re:David Alan Grier by daniel_mcl · · Score: 3, Informative
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    2. Re:David Alan Grier by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 1

      strange coincidence on the name, thanks. I was thinking the same thing when I was reading the post, wtf's that dude from In Living Colour doing writing about this stuff?!?

    3. Re:David Alan Grier by petej · · Score: 1

      Not to mention his filmography:
      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004979/

    4. Re:David Alan Grier by mconeone · · Score: 1

      He's my mom's cousin, and a great guy. Haven't seen him bald though... he looks a lot older!

    5. Re:David Alan Grier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Professor Grier is also a part of the Computer Science department at the George Washington University

      http://cs.seas.gwu.edu/people/facultyinfo.php?id=1 07

    6. Re:David Alan Grier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I was thinking the same thing when I was reading the post, wtf's that dude from In Living Colour doing writing about this stuff?!?

      Ri-i-ight. It's not like actors or actresses could ever engage in any intellectual activities.

  4. OSS Computers? by cloudofstrife · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now what's the percentage of the businesses/governments that used open source software/algorithms on their human computers?

    1. Re:OSS Computers? by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      Now what's the percentage of the businesses/governments that used open source software/algorithms on their human computers?

      That's a good question. I would guess that if you exclude processes related to each company's unique business logic, the proportion of OSS software used by their human computers was probably very high. The mathematical needs of most businesses are probably quite similar, so all of the computers would likely be using public domain algorithms. No one has patented basic mathematics yet...right?

    2. Re:OSS Computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Amazon.com holds that patent too.

      Now pay up.

  5. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a beowolf cluster of those!

    (p.s. I'm not wasting perfectly good karma on this)

    1. Re:Imagine... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      You can it is call a beaurocicy. It doesn't work well.

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  6. Obligatory Question by Foolomon · · Score: 3, Funny

    But can they boot up with Linux? And when the supervisory mathematicians added a new table for them to use, did you have to recompile them? :D

    1. Re:Obligatory Question by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      Other important questions:

      - what happened to them when they were told to calculate the following problem: "Add one to a positive number and do it again until the result is null, then come tell me the result"

      - did you have to put thermal grease under their butt to sit them on a socket-7 chair? and did they need a fan on their forehead?

      - if you asked them to divide 20 by 4, would they sometime answer 4.99999999?

      - Did they use their fingers to write on a certain sheet (address) and their feet to switch sheets (segments)?

      etc...

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    2. Re:Obligatory Question by speculatrix · · Score: 1


      Wouldn't mind pinging a bunch of that kind of computer, but I'd hate to see a roomful of beautiful girls undergoing a blue screen of death!

    3. Re:Obligatory Question by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      No, but they were susceptible to viruses and worms, much like modern computers... although it was much easier to tell when they had been hacked (blood everywhere).

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    4. Re:Obligatory Question by agraupe · · Score: 1

      And, if they needed the input of another computer, what was their bandwidth like?

    5. Re:Obligatory Question by agraupe · · Score: 1

      Ummm... except for Ebola virus and other such nasty diseases, I don't think viruses or worms would cause blood everywhere. But anyway, enough pointless criticism of a sarcastic post.

    6. Re:Obligatory Question by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Uh, "hacking" of people is done by sharp instruments...

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  7. Grier? by ironrhino · · Score: 1

    I thought David Alan Grier was a comedian? Ive seen him on Comedy Central...hmmm.

    1. Re:Grier? by part_of_you · · Score: 0
      People could add but not subtract? They could know what a positive number is, but not a negative?

      Black plus black is black Red plus red is red Black plus red or red plus black, hand the sheets to team 2

      It doesn't seem likely that his is a real fact. More like a good slashdot story.

    2. Re:Grier? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Informative

      People could add but not subtract? They could know what a positive number is, but not a negative?

      There was a time when this was true of YOU, y'know.

      Granted, these days most of us in industrialized nations move on and grok subtraction and negative numbers by second grade, but it doesn't seem unreasonable that 3/4ths of a century ago, some unskilled works might have made it to adulthood without getting that far.

    3. Re:Grier? by part_of_you · · Score: 0
      I get your point, and you're right. But at that time I was just learning how to wipe as well.

      Really though, I know people in 3rd world countries that cannot even read or write their own language, but they can add and subtract. My whole point was that once you can add, you can subtract. I mean the most common way to express to a child how to add/subtract is by way of apples. You say, "You have 1 apple and I give you 2 more apples, now how many apples do you have?" It is just automatic that if you understand the way it is expressed, then the two (adding and subtracting) are one.

      It is the same reason that when you go somewhere, you only need directions how to get there. You don't now need directions on how to get home, isn't it?

      If anyone can show me a child that learns how to only add, and not automaticly know how to then subtract, then I'll change the way I view the entire universe. I don't know, maybe I have to much confidence in man-kind, but addition and subtraction are both the same thing. It is not like saying, this guy can tear a building down, but he cannot put a building up. That is totally different. We are humans with a human brain. These things (addition/subtraction) are known from birth, and only taught how to communicate it to others by way of expression. Once you get the expression, you automaticly can express both sides of this "coin".

      maybe I just have a hard time believing that someone went through enough school to be able to read:

      Black plus black is black
      Red plus red is red Black plus red or red plus black,
      hand the sheets to team 2

      ...but can only add, and not subtract.

      All in all, I do not believe this is a real story, but only an exateration of some story, then posted on our all favorite Slashdot. Just remember, beleive half of what you see, and none of what you hear. So, I guess that means only believe 1/4 of what you read?

    4. Re:Grier? by stern · · Score: 1

      Grier footnotes the story; I don't have my copy of the book here, but I think he may have gotten it from Ida Rhodes.

      The story is, in any case, perfectly believable when you consider that the goal of the Mathematical Tables Project was to produce tables with great accuracy. A semi-literate with rudimentary math skills might be able to compute a long subtraction, but his error rate would be higher than it would be with addition. Therefore, leave him with addition and leave the subtraction to those with greater skill.

    5. Re:Grier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's perfectly reasonable to believe that this is the case just as it is reasonable to believe that you don't know which to/too/two to use in your statement "...I have to much confidence..." (It should be the second one).

      Your assertion that addition and subtraction are known from birth is ludicrous.

      Your assertion that addition and subtraction are identical is even more ludicrous.

    6. Re:Grier? by part_of_you · · Score: 0
      It's perfectly reasonable to believe that this is the case just as it is reasonable to believe that you don't know which to/too/two to use in your statement "...I have to much confidence..." (It should be the second one).

      Spelling is man-made, and is only defined by people who care enough to research it. I think my spelling is good enough to convey my point.

      Math is something that is a part of nature. Look here:
      http://britton.disted.camosun.bc.ca/fibslide/jbfib slide.htm/

      and here:
      http://mathworld.wolfram.com/FibonacciNumber.html/

      Just think about your experience with math. There is usually one branch of it that is "hard to get". Once someone says that words that link your current understanding of things, to the way they are expressed as a group in math form, then suddenly BING!, you get it. And it's usually something like, "Oh man, so THAT'S it. Oh okay, now I understand." After that, it's easy. Have you never had this experience? I had this experience with geometry.

    7. Re:Grier? by part_of_you · · Score: 0

      Well, you sound logical, so I withdraw my suspicion of the artical. Thanks.

  8. I, for one... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    ...am glad to see that David Allan has moved onto other things after his long career with M.A.S.H. in the 70s. ;P

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    1. Re:I, for one... by Jivecat · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of David Ogden Stiers.

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      "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled."--Feynman
    2. Re:I, for one... by Rethcir · · Score: 1

      What a surreal thread!

    3. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you mean David Ogden Stiers?

    4. Re:I, for one... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      Wow. My absurdist sense of humor has proven to be too surreal for Slashdot once again. ;P

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  9. multi-processor to the extreme! by zenneth · · Score: 1

    that's what I'd call "distributed computing"

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    1. Re:multi-processor to the extreme! by rpresser · · Score: 1

      No, you'd call it a "Personnel Computer."

  10. David Alan Grier? by aftk2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did he write this book before or after his seminal work on "In Living Color": When Television Was Funny.

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    1. Re:David Alan Grier? by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Funny

      One would think that with a naming convention that allows two or more alphabetic names plus a possibility of a trailing number that parents would manage to name the people they create in a non-colliding fashion. Obviously we need to create namespaces to further subdivide the population of names to help disambiguate such conflicts.

      I propose that we begin using a word to identify said namespaces. Let's call it a "title". When we then refer to a specific person, we then refer to them by title. For example, and I'm just making this up here, we may want to have several committee meetings before we settle on these namespace titles, we could refer to this person as "Comedian David Alan Grier". This would disambiguate references to that person from another person... lets call him "Professor David Alan Grier".

      Of course this is just an idea in formation stages. We'll need to hold off on any action until we have an RFC with approvals from the appropriate naming organizations and an ISO standard to help ensure worldwide compatibility.

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    2. Re:David Alan Grier? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      We'll need to hold off on any action until we have an RFC with approvals from the appropriate naming organizations and an ISO standard to help ensure worldwide compatibility.

      We'll have to hold off on your proposal until after we disambiguate all of the TLAs.

      -

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  11. David Alan Grier by homerules · · Score: 1

    I loved him on the show In Living Color!

  12. Truly amazing... by Gopal.V · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It is very very humbling to think about all those teams sitting around calculating the sine and log for the damned tables. I hated to even use a slide-rule or the log tables - the only thing I could do in my head was approximate square roots. These are the real pioneers who made most of modern engineering math possible.

    The more interesting part is the title rather than the blurb though. It sounded almost like when men were men, women were women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were small furry creatures. Sadly this seems to be a story about the people who bothered the so called computers rather than a story of grit and glory - a story of buearacracy and communist witch hunts ?.

    1. Re:Truly amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is very very humbling to think about all those teams sitting around calculating the sine and log for the damned tables.

      I find it has the opposite effect. All I can think about is, what a waste, here's an entire team of people I could replace with a script.

    2. Re:Truly amazing... by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The parent and /. review reminds me about my time
      working as a sub-subcontractor on the Hubble Space
      Telescope. The development teams for the science
      instrument packages that were to upgrade (prior to
      the SST accident) the HST would check the output
      of Oracle database stored procedures by comparing
      trig functions with those from a 20 year old trig
      tables book.

      If you thought proofreading the book in the grand-
      parent /. post book review was tedious, imagine
      having to proofread the data tables in that 20
      year old trig book! The adjective "mind-numbing"
      keeps reappearing, like an "8-ball" answer...

    3. Re:Truly amazing... by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      It will be very humbling to think about people working in car factories, restaurants, Walmart, etc. in an age where robots do all the manual labor and people just play sports, theatre plays, or pretty much just keep busy with what the english snob lord community did when they went to their clubs and didn't ever do a day's of work. Man, if I tell about this in my club!

    4. Re:Truly amazing... by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      It is very very humbling to think about all those teams sitting around calculating the sine and log for the damned tables.

      At the time, and even into the era of electro-mechanical computers and mechanical desk calculators, the main principle involved was computing formulas by means of differences. See Abramowitz & Stegun for a whole host of formulas.

      Back when new math was coming into vogue, I was taught a simple method for determining the degree of a series of numbers - take differences between adjacent terms and repeat the process until the terms have a constant difference. The number of times you do this gives you the degree of the polynomial involved.

      In a similar manner, very complex tables can be created just by adding up high order differences, then combining them over and over again until you generate the entries in a table.

      Likewise, there are all sorts of interpolation formulas which allow you to refine the entries in the table, some of course are directly related to Taylor series expansions.

      The key here is by using differences, you can reduce the strength of the calculation from multiplication and division to a series of additions and subtractions by accumulating terms. Of course you have to be very careful to keep the propagation of errors in mind!

      It's sad, in a way, that a whole set of formulas, particularly in trigonometry, have been rendered obsolete by the electronic calculator. While I have not used a slide rule for 30 years and have not used trig/log tables for much longer, I think that people do miss out on a depth of understanding by not doing manual calculations. Using a slide rule gives you a feel for estimating results and keeping people from being fooled by a large number of significant digits. Likewise, I know I have a better understanding of what it took to navigate the seas with tables and instruments.

    5. Re:Truly amazing... by part_of_you · · Score: 0
      These are the real pioneers who made most of modern engineering math possible.

      they made engineering math possible? So before them, adding and subtracting wasn't possible? That's like saying before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity, everything just floated.

      Look here: http://www.math.tamu.edu/~don.allen/history/pythag /pythag.html/

      This was a really long time ago, and he was believed to have learned this from the egyptians.

    6. Re:Truly amazing... by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      They had never heard of OCR and diff?

      Or even just different trig software on another computer and diff?

      Neither may be perfect, but it'd sure speed up identifying the entries that you might want to have a human check by hand.

      Oh wait, government funded project, you say? Never mind.

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    7. Re:Truly amazing... by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      They had never heard of OCR and diff?

      If you're anal enough that you're going back to printed trig tables, I don't think you're going to trust OCR.

      --
      But then again, I could be wrong.
    8. Re:Truly amazing... by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Hence why I said "Neither may be perfect, but it'd sure speed up identifying the entries that you might want to have a human check by hand." instead of "That'll work perfectly".

      The idea would be that while any OCR errors might have to take human time for double-checking (and OCR on ONE printed type-face of numbers is going to be pretty accurate with minimal training), if the OCR'd text and the stored procedure produced text match exactly, it's as good as impossible that the OCR mistook the book table in exactly the right way to match the mistake the stored procedure produced.

      It's not completely replacing manual checking, but it would be much, much faster to just check the possible mistakes instead of doing everything by hand.

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  13. Should Read by MankyD · · Score: 1
    should be:
    Black plus black is black
    Red plus red is red
    Black plus red or red plus black, hand the sheets to team 2
    In case anyone was confused by the lack of the line break.
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    1. Re:Should Read by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      No, I was wondering more about THIS:
      Women emerged as the most important computers.
      <br>
      Demand for computing spiked in wartime
      ... so what he's saying is the demand for computers a.k.a. women went DOWN after the war. So all that "make love, not war" stuff back in the '60s was really gay-on-gay propaganda.

      Wow. Whodathunkit?

  14. Wow, career change for David Alan Grier? by Optic7 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Who knew that Mr. Grier, the hall monitor with the short leg on "In Living Color" was a closet math geek? :-)

  15. Reminds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of Dune.

  16. My God! by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Sandiego Supercomputer is made of people! You've got to tell them! Sandiego Supercomputer is people!

    1. Re:My God! by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would have worked soo much better with 'Soylent Cray'

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    2. Re:My God! by Foolomon · · Score: 1
      The Sandiego Supercomputer is made of people! You've got to tell them! Sandiego Supercomputer is people!

      Mebbe, but I bet they still use hamsters on wheels for electricity. :P

  17. Men On Books by Nytewynd · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he'll get 'Twan to write another review for his book.

    The reviewer clearly should have rated this book "Two snaps in a Z formation"

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  18. Human computer license? by Iriel · · Score: 2, Funny

    So if computers are originally human, does that put the brain under the GPL liscense or are we stricly proprietary hardware?

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    1. Re:Human computer license? by hayh · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the human brain is closed-source. Of course, we're trying to reverse-engineer it :)

    2. Re:Human computer license? by Iriel · · Score: 1

      Actually, the idea of stem-cells for regenerative healing could be thought of as the mass production phase :)

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    3. Re:Human computer license? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      """
      You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car -- hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
      """

      It HAS to be open-source if anybody is allowed to make derivative works.

      Nemo

    4. Re:Human computer license? by lartful_dodger · · Score: 1

      Question - how does a butt-reaming asshole get to be a father? Indeed, how does an asshole butt-ream? I, admitedly as a /. reader, am under the impression that fatherhood had some mandatory conditions, not one of which involves the anus.

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  19. Dear Old Mum by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My mother was one of those computers - she worked in England during WWII, using a 'comptometer' and had no idea what she was computing, despite hearing random roaring noises from elsewhere in the facility, until one fine day she was introduced to a Mr. Whittle, who had designed one of the first jet engines for Great Britain.

    1. Re:Dear Old Mum by tritesnikov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My grandmother actually has a comptometer that I played with when I was younger. I haven't used it in years, but it was funky how it actually worked mechanically given that I only knew electronic calculators. You had to do some funny stuff for subtracting, I think you had to hold a lever down and use a number one less than what you were subtracting, but it worked.

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      "Nietzsche is dead." - God
    2. Re:Dear Old Mum by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      You had to do some funny stuff for subtracting, I think you had to hold a lever down and use a number one less than what you were subtracting, but it worked.

      Yeah, it's called a carry...

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      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    3. Re:Dear Old Mum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother had told me stories wherein she called herself a "calculator". Quite similar to these women except that she had a degree in math and prepared calculations for feeding into one of the early computers. It was at the U of Wisconsin just after WWII for a professor studying explosions in a chamber (rockets?). She was perhaps a bridge between these "computers" and "computer programmers".

    4. Re:Dear Old Mum by renehollan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I once owned a comptometer.

      It weighed about 40 lbs. (about 18 kg.) and had lots of mechanical buttons, circular mechanical readouts (think car's odomoeter), and gears, all housed in a neat, if heavy desktop box. It was about the size of a manual typewriter (though it has an AC power cord).

      It could add, but arguably, some fast humans could probably add faster in their heads.

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    5. Re:Dear Old Mum by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I think it's called complement arithmetic, actually. I may have misunderstood his stament though. What carry are you talking about?

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    6. Re:Dear Old Mum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Possible, but not many people surely. A Comp allowed the input of ten digit numbers with a single depresion of ten single digit keys.

      I recall watching my mother adding a column of figures as a comp operator and taking less than a second to input each figure. (Think touch typing on an enormous bank of keys)

    7. Re:Dear Old Mum by renehollan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but one needed long fingers to do that in general with one parallel 10-way keypress. In practice, one probably needed three parallel keypresses of the low, middle, and high digit sets, and doing that would take some skill.

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      You could've hired me.
  20. Sci-Fi Novel by suparjerk · · Score: 1

    Someone could write a bad futuristic sci-fi novel about the human race being extinctk succeeded by a human-computer hybrid thingamajig, and title it "When Humans Were Human". Hardy har har. Or not.

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    1. Re:Sci-Fi Novel by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 1

      How about a post-apocalyptic future where technology not only doesn't exist, but is relentlessly squashed when it appears?
      Read this a few years ago.

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    2. Re:Sci-Fi Novel by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually there's a good scifi novel called "Dune" in which a class of humans, called "mentats", receive intensive training to be able to perform complex computations.

      From what I remember, there's hardly any machine-computers in Dune. The empire has great technology and all, but it's all manned (space travel by the members of the spacing guild, calculations by mentats, telepathy by the bene gesserit)...

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    3. Re:Sci-Fi Novel by hazem · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, it was a result of the Butlerian Jihad. There was a big war about "thinking machines" and they were banned. Thus, mentats. I'm not sure, however, if the machines were combattants in the war, or just the subject of it.

      Even Star Trek treats the idea in Insurrection. One of the guys living on the paradise planet says, "When you create a machine to do the work of a man, it diminishes the man".

      The people on this project were not mentat-like. They're more like an op-amp in a funky human computer.

    4. Re:Sci-Fi Novel by bigsmoke · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wikipedia contains more information on why there are no machinal computers in the Dune universe. There was the Butlerian Jihad in the Dune universe, which was a crusade for the destruction of computers, robots, and anything that tries to replace the human mind with a machine (artificial intelligence).

      This battle for supremacy of humans and sentient machines is described in Dune: The Butlerian Jihad, one of the prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson.

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  21. And You Guys Thought Working The Help Desk Sucked by DanielMarkham · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This sounds like a demeaning, brutal job. Almost like a factory for addition. Can you imagine what these folks talked about when they went home at night?
    "Had a bunch of sevens at the plant today. Thought we never add them all up."
    There's a slide-rule connection here. Oddly enough, numbers that couldn't be computed on a slide rule were deemed irrational. For those interested in slide rules, Here's a short history of the slide rule and here's a guy's collection of slide rules

    Microsoft Taken To Task On Hiring Practices

  22. What did they eat? by internetjunkiegeorge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did they feed them pi?

    1. Re:What did they eat? by mopslik · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did they feed them pi?

      Pi are round. They don't provide square meals.

    2. Re:What did they eat? by bdcrazy · · Score: 1

      Pi are round, cornbread are square.

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    3. Re:What did they eat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cornbread... ain't nothin wrong with that!

    4. Re:What did they eat? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      Pi are round. They don't provide square meals.

      What are you talking about? Everyone knows that pi are squared.

    5. Re:What did they eat? by ahem · · Score: 1

      But... but... in the circles I move in, in my area, pi are squared.

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  23. Just imagine... by jarich · · Score: 1
    The beowulf cluster!

    ;)

  24. Oblig. Bash Quote by SeekerDarksteel · · Score: 1, Funny

    i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

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    1. Re:Oblig. Bash Quote by leoboiko · · Score: 1
      --
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  25. Reminds me of "Souls In The Great Machine" by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of "Souls In The Great Machine", a book I read a little while ago. In it, a giant computer is made in a similar way that this describes, sort of, although not all the components are there voluntarily.

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  26. progress? by colmore · · Score: 5, Funny

    So instead of asking a hunk of plastic and metal for answers to math problems, I would have been asking a room full of educated unmarried women?

    This is progress!?!?!

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    1. Re:progress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of gives new meaning to cyber sex....
      No way Im wasting perfectly good karma to make you all chuckle....

    2. Re:progress? by Peldor · · Score: 1

      Face reality, at least the hunk of plastic won't say no.

    3. Re:progress? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      And then we're not even talking about photocopiers! Man those were hot!

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    4. Re:progress? by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 3, Insightful
      So instead of asking a hunk of plastic and metal for answers to math problems, I would have been asking a room full of educated unmarried women? This is progress!?!?!
      It is for the women.
    5. Re:progress? by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least the hunk of plastic and metal doesn't make you buy it dinner and a movie first...

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    6. Re:progress? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Educated as in "know how to add"? Geez...

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    7. Re:progress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, we're talking about women here...

  27. Stamping out bugs... by EWIPlayer · · Score: 1

    I'm betting that this procedure involved a fair amount more violence than it does today...

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  28. Not so old, not so past by goombah99 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Many of the great tables were compiled during the depression era. Public works projects. like our bridges and trail systems we live on that legacy and dont appreciate it was aone-off event.

    Well I take that back, George Bush has scheduled the next Depression in about 8 years. See you there in the computer room or the breadline. Your current skills will be worthless during the depression.

    Dont believe me? the national debt had doubled under George. For the current generation that's a debt of about $150,000 per head.

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    1. Re:Not so old, not so past by friedo · · Score: 1

      $7.8e12 / 2.96e8 = $26,351.35 per person.

    2. Re:Not so old, not so past by alw53 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you have your figures wrong, however,
      this table shows every single Demo president since Carter _decreasing_ national debt as a percentage of GNP, and every Repo president _increasing_ it. So the common wisdom that Demo's overspend vis-a-vis Repo's is just wrong, and your point is basically correct even though the number is wrong.

      http://www.skymachines.com/US_National_Debt_Per_Ca pita_Percent_of_GDP_and_by_President_1976-2004.htm

    3. Re:Not so old, not so past by paploo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      $7.8e12 / 2.96e8 = $26,351.35 per person.

      -2 points for violation of significant figures. (Yeah, I've been a physics TA before). :)

      Seriously, though, this is a (petty and pedantic) pet peeve of mine. You have two sig figs on one number and three on the other. How the hell did you get precision to the nearest penny? You should have $26,000 per person, but if I were grading I'd also accept $26,300 per person since basic sig fig rules aren't precise anyway. (You need error analysis techniques to be better!) :)

    4. Re:Not so old, not so past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with what you are saying politically (and the next depression will probably be worse than the previous one), but it's unlikely that the "human computer" job will resurface now that we have much faster and more accurate machines. So I guess we'll have to find something else.

    5. Re:Not so old, not so past by friedo · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right. I rounded the operands because I didn't feel like typing the exact numbers I looked up, but I did not re-calculate the result. Stupid.

    6. Re:Not so old, not so past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, national debt was the reason for the Great Depression?

      Interesting theory.

      Retarded, and not rooted in the simplest of economic facts, but interesting.

    7. Re:Not so old, not so past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democrats are "tax and spend," Republicans are "don't tax and spend." It's fucking awful either way - that's why I voted fascist in 2004. GO BUSH!

    8. Re:Not so old, not so past by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Wow, no matter what the topic, you have to go figure out a way to get Bush-bashing in it, don't you? Brilliant.

    9. Re:Not so old, not so past by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      1929- Stock market bubble, loss of confidence in bank deposits (everybody running to withdraw), and dust bowl drought.
      200?- Real estate bubble (think of it as a continuation of the stock market bubble), loss of confidence in U.S. Treasury Bonds (They're sold to finance deficit spending. What happens when China and Japan stop buying them?), and choose one: another weather disaster, terrorist attack on a shipping port, $100B+ a year on Iraq war?

      Not guaranteed to happen, but the pieces are in place for a similar disaster scenario.

    10. Re:Not so old, not so past by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me 10 times:
      Public debt is not like private debt...

      The Great Depression was largely caused by overzealous stock speculation. America hardly had any debt at that time.

      --
      If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
    11. Re:Not so old, not so past by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      In what sense is a perfectly factual statement that bush has doubled the debt and this can lead to a depression bush bashing? It would be true of any president.

      --
      Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    12. Re:Not so old, not so past by dtungsten · · Score: 1

      In the sense that you said something negative about Bush (even if true), in a discussion about a book review about computers.

      Besides, your comment doesn't serve any purpose (here) other than to antagonize people who like Bush because you said something negative; those who don't, because it reminds them of how much they don't like him (and how may they are that he was elected); and those who don't care, because they don't want to see your post (that's what the politics section is for).

      I'm not trying to flame you, just taking you at your word that you need elucidation.

  29. In Europe as well! by grotgrot · · Score: 1

    My high school math teacher had worked on Concorde. He mentioned how they also had a roomful of women "computers" to do various calculations for them.

    1. Re:In Europe as well! by mallardtheduck · · Score: 1

      Wow... I know a guy who did technical drawings for concorde... OT I know...

    2. Re:In Europe as well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the 60s and 70s? I doubt it. Computers were powerful enough by then. Maybe he meant data entry clerks, like feeding punch cards or mounting tapes.

  30. Insert Mentat Mantra of your choice here by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    There's probably a bunch more Dune references that could be made. Insert all here. Now that we're done with that, we can get on with the Soviet Russia, ...Overlords, and other staples.

    Just wanted to get that out of the way.

    Besides, anyone who had a martinet of a high school math teacher has had a taste of being a human computer. "You want how many digits of the square root of pi? What are you smoking Mr. (blipped)? No, no, no, I am not writing them longhand. You can take a dot matrix print like everyone else."

    --
    If my grammar and spelling are off, I am [distracted/tired/careless] (take your pick)
    1. Re:Insert Mentat Mantra of your choice here by Drey · · Score: 1

      For some reason an episode of Doctor Who came to mind for me first.

    2. Re:Insert Mentat Mantra of your choice here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, if you insist.

      It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Saphu that thoughts acquire speed, that lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

  31. An ironic posting here at Slashdot... by TheTranceFan · · Score: 1

    ...where the average poster will be lucky to get 0.001 of a kilogirl.

    1. Re:An ironic posting here at Slashdot... by Detritus · · Score: 1

      We also need a unit for millihelens per kilogirl.

      --
      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  32. I See The Future... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The next title in the series will be: When Computers Were Machines...

  33. So... by axonal · · Score: 1

    Soylent Green Computing

  34. Re:And You Guys Thought Working The Help Desk Suck by schwieter · · Score: 1

    Irrational, meaning unable to be expressed as a ratio of whole numbers.

    Nice try though.

  35. Babbage by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tables calculated by humans also contained a lot of human errors - I understand Charles Babbage was so frustrated by errors in human calculated tables that he wished for some way they could be calculated "by steam" (engine/machine).

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    try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
  36. Parallelism: Feynman's "Los Alamos From Below" by LouisvilleDebugger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Feynman is credited with an early application of parallel processing in the way he divided up his "girls" to do the yield calculations for the first atomic bomb, while they were waiting for IBM machines to be set up at Los Alamos during the Manhattan Project. Instead of each girl doing one whole equation herself, he divided the work so that one girl would only do a single kind of operation (such as cube roots.) In his memoir, "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman," he writes that with this scheme he was able to get the predicted speed of the IBM machines out of his human computers. "The difference was that the machine didn't get tired and could work three shifts. But the girls got tired after awhile."

    1. Re:Parallelism: Feynman's "Los Alamos From Below" by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thats not parallel computing, that is pipelining.
      But still fascinating, as it is used in modern cpus for the very same reasons it was used back then, only on totally different scales....

      --
      HI O WISE PRINCE. WHT TOOK U SO DAM LONG?
    2. Re:Parallelism: Feynman's "Los Alamos From Below" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thats not parallel computing, that is pipelining.
      Which goes right back to the assembly line. Nothing new under the sun; that's probably what gave Feynman the idea. And I'm sure he didn't pretend to invent it, either.
  37. Los Alamos by Muhammar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most of the tedious calculations in wartime Los Alamos was done by "clever boys with engineering skils and high school diploma" that were drafted into army and then assigned to Los Alamos duty.

    Everybody there was doing the calculations on simple electromechanic calculators "Merchant" which had the unpleasant tendency to break down a lot. (They also used slide rule to get quick fist aproximations). Eventualy they purchased a great number of card-punching machines from IBM (designed for bank account tabelations) and adapted them for iterative numerical calculations by putting them into a *cycle* - a revolutionary idea at the time.

    This stil required lots of people to feed the cards into the machines at each step and the stacks of cards was going round very very slowly. The biggest problem of these calculations was that at this point the boys were pretty bored with the job. When they were told what they were actualy working on, their productivity increased ninefold!

    A very entertaining re-collection of this computing history is in "Los Alamos from bellow" in "Surely you are joking Mr. Feynman"

    --
    I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
    1. Re:Los Alamos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That would be "Marchant", not "merchant". Founded by the Marchant brothers in 1914, merged with Smith-Corona (of typewriter fame) in 1958, resulting in the company most often identified by the initials SCM.

  38. Used in SF - Sean McMullen by Walter+Wart · · Score: 1

    Sean McMullen wrote a very nice series that used this as a plot element. The first book is Souls in the Great Machine . Takes place in Australia about 2000 years in the future.

    --
    The man who never alters his opinion is like the stagnant water and breeds Reptiles of the Mind -- William Blake
  39. Asimov Short Story by CrazyWingman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is a great short story by Asimov, in which many years in the future, man has forgotten how to do math without an electronic computer. It then happens one day that a young man figures out a process for doing addition and multiplication on paper, and shows off his new methods to a bunch of government big wigs. The military planners are overjoyed, and they begin to redesign their rockets so they can fit a man, who will then be able to calculate his trajectory and pilot the missile to its target by using pencil and paper. This is a huge win for all involved, because humans are much cheaper than computers, of course. :)

    1. Re:Asimov Short Story by ShockingCoincidence · · Score: 1

      I was reminded of this story too, but I've fogotten the title. Can you recall the title for me?

    2. Re:Asimov Short Story by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      "A Feeling Of Power"

    3. Re:Asimov Short Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story is "The Feeling of Power"

    4. Re:Asimov Short Story by ShockingCoincidence · · Score: 1

      Thanks very much!

    5. Re:Asimov Short Story by Lockz · · Score: 1
      --
      Life is the sport of champions. Those who lose, die.
    6. Re:Asimov Short Story by argued · · Score: 1

      I was delighted to learn multiplication of double numbers using finger math as i'm sure many would be. To learn what is behind a sign, symbol, equation, or calculation is half the fun of using it.

  40. I was taught to use tables in school in 1990s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Irish children are forbidden to use electronic calculators in school for maths until late teenage years (and even in exams where calculators were permitted, you had to write "E.C." (electronic calculator) in big letters next to the answer to say you used a calculator - exam supervisors kept an eye out for that...), so that Irish people have the mental arithmetic abilities to rebuild Irish civilisation when stranded in a post-nuclear-holocaust hell world filled with the zombies or something like that.

    Actually, I think it helps in day-to-day life: when I lived in the UK for a while, a thing that really stood out was that shop assistants AND customers would quite often believe the cash register before their own brains, whereas in Ireland, people just spot the mistakes. Basic arithmetical "common sense" was anything but common in the UK. I don't actually know when UK children are allowed calculators, but I bet it's earlier than Irish children.

    So anyway, in junior cycle of secondary school, when begin you do trigonometry and logarithms etc, we still used trig and log table books. I couldn't find a good picture on line, but they are EUR1.90 from here for a standard-issue copy:
    http://shop.schoolboox.ie/Product/Products.aspx?se arch=LOG+TABLES

    1. Re:I was taught to use tables in school in 1990s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, reading back over that, maybe we have better arithmetic at the expense of basic english grammar. Word order is pretty different in Irish, though, and we learn both english and irish, so maybe my brain is just a wee bit confused...

    2. Re:I was taught to use tables in school in 1990s by iroll · · Score: 1

      Heh... I work at a fairly low-income high school in Arizona, teaching basic physics to 16 & 17 yr olds. Most of them can't afford a good calculator, or have other fiscal priorities, and I don't have enough calculators for everybody, so I made myself a sine/cos/tan table in about 2 minutes in Excel, and ran off a hundred copies.

      The students were crushed, because "no calculator" was no longer an excuse. Then of course I had several faculty members asking for copies--and explanations of how I did it!

      I think calculators are great, and am all in favor of advanced classes getting them (especially classes like calculus and physics where a graphing calculator is great for visualizing functions) but I'm inclined to believe that the Irish model is the one we should probably be following; especially when I find myself teaching simple mathematics--like simplifying fractions--to my 16 & 17 yr olds.

      --
      Repetition does not transform a lie into the truth. - FDR
  41. Re:Arrogant prick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in support of the parent:

    next up, a book review of an obscure work 'the first folio' a timeless classic! I can't believe I found this!

    like you jackasses even fucking read books that don't have anthropomorphized tenticle rape of impossibly drawn women.

    yeah math.. done by people... before digital computers.. thanks.. was your PhD in 'fucking useless observations' as well?

  42. Related reading by iamnotaclown · · Score: 1
    Sean McMullen has written a captivating sf trilogy in which the world is run with the aid of "calculors" -- human powered computers. The slaves which power it are called components and given names such as ADDER14 and MULT3.

    I liked it.

  43. I saw one! by uberdave · · Score: 1

    On an old episode of Dr Who, the Doctor went to a planet of human calculators (to try to get the TARDIS chameleon circuits working again, I think). Everybody on the whole planet was sitting around with an abacus in their hand.

    1. Re:I saw one! by hazem · · Score: 1

      I also seem to remember a sci-fi short story that involved a war with mars, missiles, and compuations for guidance.

      Nobody knew how to do math. It seems scandal of the story was a man who could do the math without the calculator - so the government wanted him to teach others how to do math so they could put people (expendible) into the rockets, instead of expensive computers.

      It's all kind of a vague memory, so the details might be all wrong.

    2. Re:I saw one! by Talondel · · Score: 1

      I believe the story that you refer to is Issac Asimov's "The Feeling of Power". http://www.themathlab.com/writings/short%20stories /feeling.htm

    3. Re:I saw one! by chriso11 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I think you mean Isaac Asimov's "The Feeling of Power"

      --
      No, I don't trust in god. He'll have to pay up front, like everybody else.
    4. Re:I saw one! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      In Heinlein's Starman Jones (1953) Jones is a youth who takes his uncle's astrogation tables and tries to join the Astrogation Guild. But he's rejected and eventually gets work as a crewman. The rest I crib from here
      In the end, Max saves the day when the crazy assistant astrogator destroys the navigation books before dying himself. Max's memory and astrogation skills allow him to take the ship back through a difficult reverse Jump and save everyone. (Now exactly how Max saves the day is ludicrous. Computers are used to navigate the ship, but they're more like giant pocket calculators than anything else and need operators. Furthermore, they can't produce human-readable output, but require translation, so part of the astrogator's tools are books of transformation tables, like binary-decimal conversion tables. Max's perfect memory allows him to navigate once the mad astrogator has destroyed the ship's copies. Well, RAH may have been a great writer, but once again we see that he was a lousy prophet!)
      In the 60s when I first read it it was a bit unlikely, now it's a real period piece. In many of Heinlein's space novels of the 40s and 50s slide rules are mentioned, notably "Slipstick Libby" who turned up in several stories, like Methuselah's Children, inventing an FTL drive. Heinlein did catch up with computing later, as with Mike in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
  44. At least they balanced out by infolib · · Score: 1
    the gender imbalance in places like CERN

    I've heard from older physicists that in those early years the scientist-computer match was quite popular.
    (It still is, but, well...)

    --
    Any sufficiently advanced libertarian utopia is indistinguishable from government.
  45. Did they turn blue when they died? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already know humans back then were subject to all kinds of viruses, just like Windows today.

  46. Expensive Book... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The book is a bit expensive for $35 USD on Amazon. It's bad enough that you have to pay $50 USD or more for a good technical book. But $35 USD for a history book?! Sheesh... I'll wait for the paperback.

    1. Re:Expensive Book... by dartboard · · Score: 1

      Or you could go to your library.

  47. When those computers misbehaves... by Calyth · · Score: 1

    Did they spank them?

  48. Sean McMullen's Greatwinter triology by 9gezegen · · Score: 1

    If you want to read great sci-fi about human computers, try Sean McMullen's GreatWinter triology. In his books, overlibrarians develop primitive computers called "Calculator" using human power to help them control their world. They even have portable battle calculators, made up of around 50 man and help commanders make decision on the battle ground.

    1. Re:Sean McMullen's Greatwinter triology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to nitpick, but they're referred to as "Calculors" not "Calculators". And frankly, the third book is a disappointment after reading the first two. It works well standing by itself, but if you've read the first two, it's nothing but a rehash.

  49. Kilogirls metric is still in use today... by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Funny

    By World War II, in the United States, computing power was measured not in megahertz or teraflops, but in kilogirls.
    For what it's worth, I still measure a computer's ability in 'kilogirls' but its not necessarily related to the processor power...

  50. David Alan Grier? by Dirtside · · Score: 1

    I find it unlikely, but is this the same David Alan Grier -- the comedian -- who was on "In Living Color" and such? I haven't been able to find anything definitive yet, but I'm assuming it's just a coincidence.

    That's got to be a pretty rare name, though...

    --
    "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  51. Doctor Who: Logopolis by PjSunray · · Score: 1

    This post reminded me of the last Tom Baker Dr. Who episode, in which the Doctor traveled to the planet Logopolis to fix the Chamelion circuit in the Tardis. It's basically a planet entirely populated by "humananoid" computers, who constantly calculate complex mathematical computations in a vast distributed environment. Their calculations supposedly helped to hold the framework of space/time together. The Master threw a wrench into the works by strategically killing off specific Logopolis citizens, thereby weakening the space/time continuum. Seems clear to me that either the Logopolians hadn't thought enough about error checking/correction, or that the Master truly was a master of distributed networks.

  52. Whoa!!! by mritunjai · · Score: 1
    I can't believe nobody wrote this yet... nobody reads articles and submissions anyways :=)

    By World War II, in the United States, computing power was measured not in megahertz or teraflops, but in kilogirls.

    WOW!! On side note, repetitive jokes involving 'kilogirls' are going to haunt /. for years to come just like beowulf jokes!!!!

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    - mritunjai
  53. ... I have just such a book within reach ... by ninjagin · · Score: 1
    It's the "CRC Standard Mathematical Tables", 23rd ed., (c)1975.

    This 23rd edition features upgraded interest rate information in the financial section, with compound interest and associated material from one quarter of a percent through twenty percent in intervals of one quarter of a percent.

    Brilliant!

    The neat thing with this one is that not only do you get the tables, you also get all the formulas and breakdowns of dozens of proofs!

    All in one handy volume!

    --
    .. pa-ra-bo-la, pa-ra-bo-la, 2 pi R, 2 pi R, where's your latus rectum, where's your latus rectum, 2 pi R
    1. Re:... I have just such a book within reach ... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The CRC was what I used in High School; later I graduated to the Handbook of Mathematical Functions by Abramowitz and Stegun which is far more comprehensive. I still have a copy on my bookshelf in pretty good condition.

      I knew that the tables were produced during the WPA, however I never knew the details of the process. After computers came out I used A&S as a source of well documented algorithms.

      Later, as I became more theoretical I started using similar collections of Fourier transforms etc.

      This article sure brings back memories.

    2. Re:... I have just such a book within reach ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hardly call the CRC handy. :)

  54. CERN by Adelbert · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Possibly off topic, but a similar thing went on with the old bubble chambers at CERN.

    People wihout much of a background in physics would trall through the images, looking for patterns that they'd been told to look out for.

    I think its important that someone is documenting the work of these heroes of maths and physics. Without them, advancements would have had to wait for the computer revolution. If we don't remember how important their contributions were, I'm sure it will only be a generation before they're forgotten.

  55. THE David Alan Grier? by joeslugg · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You mean this guy wrote a book about computers and mathematics??
    I give it pi snaps up and a big ol greek sigma snap...

    1. Re:THE David Alan Grier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hated it!

  56. Engineer now a watered down term. by infonography · · Score: 1

    Once being an engineer had dignity, skills and nifty curled up bendy ties. Now it's downgraded to menial tasks Ceramics Engineer [Dishwasher], or even worse like getting your MCSE. [Minesweeper Consultant And Solitaire Engineer]

    --
    Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
  57. The fastest computer by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

    Jenn #2

  58. Re:And You Guys Thought Working The Help Desk Suck by DanielMarkham · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I know that -- p/q and all that. Didn't mean to imply that the numbers were irrational in the other sense of the word. Honestly, I don't know if that's true or not. I do know we're talking about the same latin root, ratio. The derivatives mean "to think" or more recently "to calculate" -- so it might be close enough for government work. For a nice history of the term, try this site Also try this site.

    Marketing in RSS? Heavens To Betsy!

  59. Only in Book 0 by Vagary · · Score: 1

    The first book (Souls in the Great Machine) is almost entirely focused on the creation and operation of the calculor and should be very well received by programmer types. By the timeline of the other books, calculors are just another tool, and McMullen is off steampunking other inventions -- which is still entertaining, but has nothing to do with computers.

  60. Computator by b100dian · · Score: 1

    This is how I finally explain myself the presence of the word "computator" in latin dictionaries - that is, B.C.

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    gtkaml.org
    1. Re:Computator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DE REPENTE EXPLICATVM EST. NECESSE IAM EST TIBI EMITTERE VNAM 'KILOPVELLAM'

      (disculpame si latinum meum malus est. illum non parlo bene. linguas modernas parlo melior.)

      (ille "lameness filter" stultissimus est, mihi non placet)

  61. yes, but... by yodaj007 · · Score: 1

    Did they run Linux?

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    These aren't the sigs you're looking for.
  62. Stacktraces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how stacktraces were obtained back then. Must've been popular events too!

  63. Not OT: In a backwards world, Pi is irrational. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    When I first read the value for Pi, I comprehended that it was the only universal value for solving all equations; and thus, there is somthing wrong in the the founding of the number system, and not this most derelict-appearing irrational number. Flip the world right-side up, even if it means all other numbers are irrational and Pi is not irrational. Is an apple rational? A bannana? I would think that Pi is natural, but it is unlike apples and bannanas because its current usage today is in a man-made number system; thus today, the interpretation of Pi is unnatural. It needs to be changed to give Pi a more rational standing.

    Does anyone know of any recent experiments on changing the number system into this mode? I can say the same for the value of Pi as well as charts such as Sine, Cosine, and Tangent. Charts have no basis for mathematics. Man-made measuring equipment needs equal criticism; Protractors should be shunned like the plague because all math theory is built upon knowing absolute and rational values to discover unknown and irrational values. With the current number system, I think Pi needs never be expressed because it can't be measured honestly; it is currently slandered as being infinity when it truly is not infinity, and needs to be un-adjusted as such.

    Does anyone know of a number system that tries to correct the devoid of variables incorrectly declared and represented by irrational numbers? I think it is self-evident failure of a number system expressing such as irrational; 10 fingers is what our number system was made for. What is the more logical number system? I have yet to seek any articles in google, because the phrases are too difficult to search without collecting yet more treatise and university work on the same number system that I am debating.

    (I've endured much libel and slander, and can't post logged-in anymore after two successful recorded posts on account. http://slashdot.org/~SlashdotTroll)

    1. Re:Not OT: In a backwards world, Pi is irrational. by BizidyDizidy · · Score: 1

      Do you know how idiotic this is? Honestly, do you?

      Yes, the base is arbitrary. That's not what you are talking about though. If we switched as you suggest, how would we count things?

      --
      The safest way to approach lava is to have another person with you and he goes first.
  64. direct register virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these computers were effected by viruses as well, but the virus started by taking out a single general purpose register then it would spread to any register that shared an instruction with an infected one, the registers didn't suddenly stop mind you (if they did the virsu could not spread) instead they functioned fine part of the time, poorly the rest.

    virus that bOrks registers... fun.

  65. Ballistics by layer3switch · · Score: 2, Informative

    During World War I, Naval Ships, mainly battleships relaying on long range artillery such as the Dreadnought used human computation for projectile of artillery. Dreadnought having eight 15-inch guns capable of firing a 1,920-pound projectile 35,000 yards (or 16 miles) and steam turbines reaching a speed of twenty-one knots, gave the extra edge to win the battle through precision of ballistic projectile from far distance.

    Having said that, I believe, some of the points which the article brought up downplayed the importance of those "human computers" in some way.

    I believe, those who filled the occupation as "human computer" led the way for greater precision and more reliable and faster computation if not life saving.

    --
    "Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
  66. 1870 Pinafore satire? by e9th · · Score: 1
    Why did the fellow from Harvard bother, when Gilbert himself, in Princess Ida (1847) wrote gems like,
    In Mathematics, Woman leads the way:
    The narrow-minded pedant still believes
    That two and two make four! Why, we can prove,
    We women -- household drudges as we are --
    That two and two make five -- or three -- or seven;
    Or five-and-twenty, if the case demands!
  67. Butlerian Jihad by csoto · · Score: 1

    Since "thinking machines" were naturally forbidden, the hrethgir used human slaves to compute their equations. The upside was that humans sometimes made mistakes, and mistakes sometimes had beneficial consequences (but usually the slaves fared no better).

    Not as good as his dad's stuff, but OK. Get it in paperback.

    --
    There exists no way of exchanging information without making judgments. --Bene Gesserit Axiom
    1. Re:Butlerian Jihad by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      It was horrible...

      They clearly didn't read the series before writing their own book, or if they did, they didn't read carefully enough or all the way through all of the books...

      Penny Arcade nailed the review.

      If you really, really, really want to read Butlerian Jihad, then get it from a library or a garage sale or a second-hand book store. Don't give them any real money. It'll only encourage them. Do you want to see prequels to I, Robot?

      By the way, the ellipsis marks that I've put in here are to remind you that the freaking book had them all over the place...

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      ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
    2. Re:Butlerian Jihad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree that Butlerian Jihad was awful. They tried to cram too much plot in too few pages, and much of the dialogue and characters felt like cardboard. The 'House' trilogy they wrote before it was of much better quality, though still not as good as the originals. Incidently, they are working on "Dune 7" from Frank Herberts notes that were recently discovered.

  68. From an 1868 Websters Dictionary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I was fortunate to find in a used book store an 1868 Pocket Websters Dictionary. On a lark, after looking for all the dirty words (there were none), I looked up "computer". Sure enough, there it was as "one who computes".

  69. Conversations over dinner... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    Monday:
    - How was work today?
    - 3.1

    Tuesday:
    - How was work today?
    - 3.141

    Wednesday:
    - How was work today?
    - 3.141592

    ...

  70. Full speed to the past by Mac+Scientist · · Score: 4, Informative

    Reminds me of an Asimov story "The Feeling of Power" written by Asimov in 1958. People of the future, who are totally reliant on personal computers, experience the wonder at being able to do arithmetic by hand.

    Are we there yet?

    1. Re:Full speed to the past by Pentagram · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the subject of fiction, it reminded me of an Arthur C. Clarke short story called "Into the Comet". A spacecraft's dodgy computer gets replaced by a beowulf cluster of people with abacuses.

    2. Re:Full speed to the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of another Asimov tale: a novel entitled The End of Eternity in which human Computers were in charge of a society of time-travellers.

  71. Thank you... by lbmouse · · Score: 1


    ...for making some of us feel not-too-old:

    "In the not-so-distant past..."

  72. STOP RIGHT THERE! by infonography · · Score: 1

    Bring up not the name of the worst Doctor to wear the title. We were lucky to ditch Addric about then too, but the doufus-that-took-over-from-Tom-Baker's very name hurts my ears.

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    1. Re:STOP RIGHT THERE! by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      Granted, the only Doctors I know very well are Tom Baker and Christopher Eccleston, but didn't Colin Baker beat out the-actor-you-dare-not-name as the worst Doctor ever?

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    2. Re:STOP RIGHT THERE! by infonography · · Score: 1

      Nope, the tall guy was the absolute worst.

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  73. Build your own slide rule by slapout · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If anyone's interested, there are several sites with instructions on creating your own slide rule.

    http://www.sphere.bc.ca/test/build.html

    http://solar.physics.montana.edu/kankel/math/csr.h tml

    etc.

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    1. Re:Build your own slide rule by terrymr · · Score: 1

      One of my elementary school teachers has us make our own slide rules. I think I still have one somewhere.

    2. Re:Build your own slide rule by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      Ah, so its like how jedi's build their own lightsabers? Nerds build their own slider rules? :)

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  74. Circular Slide Rule here.... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Interesting
  75. parallel processing techniques... by lkcl · · Score: 1

    ... developed to speed up the deployment and computation of algorithms when you needed results quicker than a single Computer could handle, were lost due to the introduction of the microprocessor.

    also:

    there are sci-fi books and short stories about this sort of thing.

    one of them is "the end of eternity", by isaac asimov - Computer Harkan (Computer as in a title like Doctor) is the main character.

    also there's a short story - by greg bear, i believe - about a space expedition that got lost in deep space: the entire crew learned how to do sines, cosines etc. it took months, and by the time they were far enough along to plot a reasonable course home, the crew were doing the calculations in their heads.

    fascinating but only enough material for a _short_ story...

    1. Re:parallel processing techniques... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I think that a good way to calculate trigonometrical functions on one's head is to use the Taylor series expansion of those functions. Not that it's easy, there are still some quite complicated operations to do, as you can see in the formulas. If one of you ever gets stranded on a desert island and for some reason needs it, I'd just recommend making a table as the ones those "computers" helped calculating :)

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  76. lame joke time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so would a beowulf cluster of those be considered an orgy?.... imagine the viruses!1111

  77. Logic Gates by Se7enLC · · Score: 1


    I'd like to see the same thing at an even lower level....instead of requiring that these computers add numbers....why not just make them perform the simple task of a binary logic gate. We can hand out hats with:

    -|>-, =|)-, =)>- on them, and you can just hand giant heads/tails coins around a room in a particular pattern. A full adder is what, 3 or four gates, something like that? I'll be heralded as having quadrupled the number of jobs in the sector!

  78. David Alan Grier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The comedian? :)

  79. red negative numbers and black positive numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Red and black numbers,
    France,
    1790,
    Is there a connection between this and the configuration of the roulette wheel?

  80. Aw, Crap! I was about to patent this in Europe too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess it's just not my lucky day

  81. Women as computers? by DrKayBee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that when laptops were pretty secretaries?

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  82. Funny title, David Alan Grier. by NeuroFascia · · Score: 0

    However, your work since "In Living Color" leaves much to be desired.

  83. Important point about Feynman by BlightThePower · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Feynman isn't credited with that or indeed a lot of things in "Surely you're joking Mr Feynman" and the other one the title of which escapes me. Feynman credits himself with many of those things. I'm not disputing his credentials as a great scientist, for sure he is universally recognised for those things, and as an influencial thinker (especially in self-professed "geek" circles) but even the man's best friends would and indeed on many occasions have pointed out his proclivity for self-promotion and tendency to portray himself in a certain light that might not be entirely accurate in his books.

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    1. Re:Important point about Feynman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name an autobiography where the author doesn't do that.

    2. Re:Important point about Feynman by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      Woah there fanboy. Thats my point. I'm not saying he's lying as much as he is often rather disingenuous in those books especially when it comes to the non-scientific content, according to his peers anyway. I don't have my copy to hand but I seem to recall with some clarity he does actually tell you this himself in one of his anecdotes anyway; that he's not to be entirely trusted.

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    3. Re:Important point about Feynman by TrentL · · Score: 2, Funny

      Feynman isn't credited with that or indeed a lot of things in "Surely you're joking Mr Feynman" and the other one the title of which escapes me.

      I think it was called "Mr. Feynman, How Come You're So Awesome?"

  84. Re:So did they get viruses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. But mostly in the stool though

  85. bartleby the scrivener by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    had something else to say about it

  86. you mean ... by KnightTristan · · Score: 1

    ... computer evolved out of man? wow! but ... I don't get something, does that prove or disprove the existance of God? Tristan

  87. 360 degree = 22 pi by stud9920 · · Score: 0
    an abandoned effort to do for angle measure what the metric system was doing for the measurement of mass, length, and so forth
    It didn't work ? So how have I been solving trigonometric equations in the last two grades of high school ?
    1. Re:360 degree = 22 pi by stern · · Score: 1

      If the French effort had succeeded, you would compute from 100 degrees in a circle, not 360. Sin[100 degrees] equals about 0.985 on your calculator, but it would have been 0 if the French method had caught on.

    2. Re:360 degree = 22 pi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the French effort had succeeded, you would compute from 100 degrees in a circle, not 360.

      Also, all forms of bathing would be outlawed.

  88. In Living Color? by redphive · · Score: 1

    is this the same David Alan Grier from In living color?

  89. kilogirls by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    computing power was measured not in megahertz or teraflops, but in kilogirls... a term now used only in reference to basketball star's recreational activities.

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  90. Computer Oral History Collection by MattJ · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Smithsonian has a great interview with Ida Rhodes, who assisted Blanch.
    Here.

  91. Amazon Math Patent... by chriso11 · · Score: 1

    Claim 1: A process of developing and verifing rules for the manipulation of symbols;
    Claim 2: certain operations can be used to model real world effects, saving the effort of real-world implementation.

    Hmmmm - I still think the crustless peanut-butter and jelly sandwich was a more profound.

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  92. Mentat?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the mentat really exists!! Where are the Navigators?

  93. Significant Digits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re:Slide rules... (Score:2)
    by jacksonj04 (800021) on Tuesday July 05, @04:55PM (#12988691)

    You cannot have a greater level of accuracy than the original input. This is usually shown by a fixed number of decimals, e.g. 1.00 for the integer 1 to 2dp.

    With this, you cannot possibly be more accurate than 2dp in your workings, so 1.23 (2dp) + 43.5128758389657 (13dp) is 44.74 (2dp).


    That's decimal places.

    But 1.00 is 3 significant digits, so the final answer would be 44.7 (three significant digits), not 44.74 (2 decimal places).
    1. Re:Significant Digits by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Again, it depends on how you've been taught it.

      As far as I can tell the general rule is "make it look right"

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  94. I learned calculation with log tables by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The last few years of school I went to waldorf school. We actually learned to use log tables (still got my table book here) and calculators were forbidden.
    We'd draw roots using them and all.
    The reasoning was that anyone can keypunch but understanding what log actually mean is a differn't thing and requires getting your hands dirty. It was at that time when I started programming on my first computer - a PC 1402 Sharp Pocket Computer. Amongst my friends I was the only one that actually understood what these symbols really meant.

    I'm gratefull for our teachers taking us that way. I'd actually do the same. Once you've really understood what logs are all about (and when you do your A levels with log tables you have understood what they're about) tackeling larger math problems is a piece of cake.

    Take this advice: If you have kids, don't let them near/use an electronic calculator to early. Give them log tables or a slide ruler. It's the best was to learn higher math.

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    1. Re:I learned calculation with log tables by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fully agree that calculators are over-used in most high school math classes, but I think this is going a bit too far. There's nothing wrong with allowing trig students to use basic scientific (non-graphing) calculators. I can't imagine how it would make students more productive or to give them a deeper understanding by making them slog through old log tables. Yes, a student should be able to approximate in fraction form the sin, cos, etc. without a calculator, and by all means should be able to do simple math in their heads, but I think it is counter-productive to make high school seniors do long division or mess with log tables.

    2. Re:I learned calculation with log tables by Medevo · · Score: 1

      I dont know, when you have to work with polynomials knowing how to do long division is really handy (synthetic division doesnt work any better and it has cases it doesnt work for). Also, I know that in my senior year we could use any calculator made, but most of us just used the TI-83's we had for grades 10-12. A couple kids went out and bought 89's and while they did great in calculus (the 89 can handle most high school level calc without any difficulty) I dont know one of those students that did well in university.

      That said, in my first year of engineering we didnt get a calculator for any of our final exams, only typically a log and trig chart. While 90% of the time the answers worked out to nice integers (a good way to check) not having the crutch of the calculator (that highschool arguably trains you to rely on) can be very intresting to deal with (more specifically WHO can deal with loosing it, and who cant).

      Medevo

  95. Most important question of them all... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you run more electricity through them, do they work faster?

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  96. Computors vs. Computers by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    Humans that calculate are called calculaters while machines that calculate are calculators.
    Thus, computers should be people, and the machines call computors.
    Or do I have it completely backwards?
    Mike

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    1. Re:Computors vs. Computers by Andrevan · · Score: 1
      "Er" and "or" are essentially interchangeable in English. "Calculater" and "calculator" both can refer to one that calculates, be it a human or a machine. For some reason, "computor" has never been widely used.

      See also: "adviser" vs. "advisor."

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  97. Very good idea by panurge · · Score: 1

    In my first research job, and although I have an unusual name, there was someone else of my name in the company (even the same middle initial though they stood for different names.)
    As the other guy had a PhD and I only have a Masters, our titles became part of our namespaces. So although your idea is presented humorously, it actually makes good sense.

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  98. Souls in the Great Machine by Amerist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The opening paragraph reminds me of a fiction book, Souls in the Great Machine by Sean McMullen. Wherein exists technologies that do vast mathematical computations by way of people acting as logic gates and functions. Much in the way that computers worked as described in that paragraph.

  99. kilogirls? by ebatsky · · Score: 0

    And people say those who read slashdot don't get girls! There's 5 billion kilogirls sitting in a beige box next to me right now~

  100. Spyware by kidtux1 · · Score: 1

    When computers were humas spyware had a whole different meaning.... or should we say Mr Bond!

  101. I might as well try an example :) by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    I might as well try an example...

    Using just the first three terms of the infinite summation for the cosine function:

    cos (0.3 radians) = 1 - x^2/(2!) + x^4/(4!) (easy pattern, nice for memorizing)

    So -> cos (0.3 radians) = 1 - 0.3^2/2 + 0.3^4/24 = 0.9553375

    Comparing to calc.exe's cos(0.3) = 0.9553365

    So it was quite a good approximation, and easy to calculate too! (easier than I thought, actually)

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  102. Re:Slide rules...I love slashdot by arete · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your example IS the example of why sigfigs are inherently tricky. Your answer is right - and in addition, decimal places will always get you a reasonable answer. But you've actually increased the number of significant figures (from 3 to 4) - AND that's actually the right answer.

    You get into really, really big problems when you mix flop and integer math, and the calculator couldn't know which one you're doing. The basic problem comes from the fact that "integer" precision is commonly notated the same way as "no precision at all"

    Here's some interesting examples:
    If I divide 1 by 2, the answer should be .5 - so your "dp" thing doesn't work at all - we added a dp of precision.

    If I multiply 5 x.5 as decimals 3 is probably the right answer IF you can guarantee there are no additional sigfigs. But if I entered .5 as a shorthand for the integer 1/2, then 2.5 is absolutely the right answer.

    If I entered 5 x .5 in a calculator and got 3, I would return it immediately.

    Furthermore, 2 1/2 is _probably_ the right answer, because 1/2 is only a small fraction of a significant figure. But your calculator only knows how to display "1/2" as .5, it has no way of displaying or expressing fractional significant figures.

    Going the other way is even worse - unless you're going to make everyone enter everything in SI - which will never happen - there's DEFINITELY no way to differentiate between estimated and real values. What's the right answer to 80 x 90? 7200? or 7000 ? It depends on whether those zeros were significant zeros or placeholders...

    Finally, some really, really crazy things start to go on when you have exponents and the like - very commonly you get cases where you probably meant the base of the exponent to be an integer even if some part of the exponent itself is a decimal - because 2.0 ^ 32.0 has NO significant digits unless the 2 is actually an integer. (even if the 32 DOES have infinite precision. (for instance: 2^32 ~ 4 bil. 1.96^32 ~ 2 bil; 2.04 ~8 bil )

    But nonethless not EVERY exponent is supposed to be an integer - especially when you're simply squaring something (pythagorean theroem on an arbitrary length, anyone? )

    You really need a calculator that is very advanced - not to do the math, but to have input and display that can reasonably interact with how poorly the PEOPLE using them know sigfigs - and how poor an idea the PEOPLE usually have about their input method.

    I've never seen a calculator with an _interface_ that could handle it. I actually think it might be easiest to do in a software calculator (even if my hardware calculator was better at some of the actual math)

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  103. Feynman work with these by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I remember a chapter on human computers in Feyman's autobigraphic essays Surely You arent Joking .
    Wikipeadia mentions this too in Feynman's bio.

  104. Cycles vs. throughput by Little+Pink+Bunny · · Score: 1
    So, a typical computing center had a large set of parallel units running at a very low clockrate (roughly 4.1336*10^-7 Hz), but with an impressive number of instructions per cycle. Their floating point was OK, but integer performance was pretty good.

    This sounds familiar. Was it IBM's first attempt at the Power architecture? Were the male supervisors the Mac Daddies? Was GCC 0.1 the Girl Computer Co-ordinator?

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  105. MOD that up! And MOD this up too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You agree with me, that it is idiotic to use such a system arbitrarily used without questioning its accuracy. My point ex-actly. Everyone counts what they think and thus know is countable, and often give strange illustrations to what is infinite whereas Pi is just that. If you were to measure a stick with a tape-measure, how would you know the tape-measure was correct unless you measure the tape-measure? Then you get into a infinite circular reasoning crisis when trying to audit and arbitrary system with another arbitrary system. The same can be said about the verry evolution of language; how do you know you can actually count somthing or measure somthing; are they not approximations of infinite value expressed expressed rationally? All mathematics theory is being expressed with finite values in an infinitely unhindered universe. It's not applicable when you leave a civilized world and enter the real world where what can happen will happen. An infinite world defies probability and all matter of precision with recursive parallel existance. The verry moment a number is written on paper to rationalize and express a thing's value is already untrue because of CONVERTION. The man mechanism that separates people is their language; a CONVERTION; but given all language has a common ancestor it turns moreso as a code of the beginning. Nothing can be represented mathematically because the universe is infinite. Some people express value in calories, others in parsecs, some count you by how many years old or years young; it is quite silly, when you get down to it. Mathematicians use CONVERTION because they can't solve an equation using same terms; thinking that equal exchange will provide an answer; sure, in a world turned upside down where every irrational value is rationalized. I suppose we all can harp about how geometry truly is an inacurate form; Calculus addresses just this matter I intend to exhibit. A symbol can represent somthing, but when you bring mathematics into the equation you are mixing finite with infinite. Calculus is the key.

  106. My very favorite joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fear the day is fast approaching when no one living will understand my very favorite joke, the one about Noah that ends with the amazing triple-pun punchline:

    "The snakes were adders and couldn't multiply without their log tables."

  107. My Mother Was a Computer by robbarrett · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My mom was employed by NASA (aka NACA) as a "computer" during the Mercury space program. In those days, each engineer had his computer and the computers wore skirts (as they liked to say). She did the calculations for the rescue rocket that was mounted on top of the capsule.

    I always enjoy telling people that my mother was a computer. The response I normally get is an understanding and condescending nod.

  108. Re:Slide rules...I love slashdot by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    Standard Form is wonderful, you're guaranteed that your 1.00x10^0 is exactly 1 to all the accuracy you need. But like your major point was, interfacing with a calculator to just tell it if your number is absolute, or to x significant figures, is horrible.

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  109. lowered status of computer science for a while? by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember the early years of computer science as being a secretarial/trade school kind of thing. I remember MIT and Stanford faculty debates as to whether they should even offer an undergraduate major in computer science because it considered too "vocational". If you were a Stanford student in comp sci you got a "stealth degree" as a minor in the math department. At MIT they hid it in electrical engineering and STILL HAVENT granted it independent department status even though at the height of the computers science boom one third of undergraduates majored in this option. Even now MIT refuses to teach a practical introductory computer science course. Their first course has been based on LISP since the late 1960s and still uses the version called SCHEME.

  110. Re:And You Guys Thought Working The Help Desk Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm...

    whattofix.com 127.0.0.1

    consideryourselfadded

  111. Oh the irony by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

    I can now reveal its called "What do YOU care what other people think?". I believe it was supposed to be a rhetorical question though...

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  112. just like the medical insurance industry by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Many businesses and the governement employed "warehouses" of clerks to process business paperwork like accounts receiveable and inurance claims. Some of this was computerized this fairly early on around the 1960s. However, I still suspect much medical insurance is still transcribed from paper forms- among the last holdouts. Jim Clark's Netscape successor Healtheon and a joint Congressional bill from B. First & H. Clinton are trying to modernize this.

  113. Gertrude Blanch by mconeone · · Score: 1

    She is my great-grandmother, David's grandmother. Only met her once or twice; I was too young to remember. It's great that David wrote this, I feel so proud!

    1. Re:Gertrude Blanch by stern · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing two people. David does refer to his grandmother in the introduction to the book, but she is not Gertrude Blanch.

      Blanch never married and had no children. This was, bizarrely, one the reasons that the FBI suspected she was a Communist.

    2. Re:Gertrude Blanch by mconeone · · Score: 1

      oops. Sounds like I need to RTFB.

  114. Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hosting a World of Warcraft server powered entirely by educated unmarried women would outright KILL your ping times....

    You think lootlag is bad NOW? And don't even THINK of ever going to the auction house again...

    1. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice graphics, though. And think of the peripherals!

  115. Re:And You Guys Thought Working The Help Desk Suck by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    If they were primarily men, you know that Truman and Eisenhower would have been blamed for the massive unemployment in the computing field. I'm out of work, blame the administration! Smash a vacumn tube, save a job!

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  116. Yes,But... by MrCopilot · · Score: 1

    Yes, but could they run Linux?

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  117. According to Webster's by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    My 1953 copy of Webster's Unabridged has an entry for "Computer (noun, archaic) One who computes".

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  118. Calculators are fine: teach math, not computation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gratefull for our teachers taking us that way. I'd actually do the same. Once you've really understood what logs are all about (and when you do your A levels with log tables you have understood what they're about) tackeling larger math problems is a piece of cake.

    Only once you've proven that the methods you used to calculate the numbers in the log tables are correct all the way up from the fundamental axioms of set theory, and confirmed the derivation of each and every element in your log table can you be said, in an absolute sense, to really "understand what they're about".

    Take this advice: If you have kids, don't let them near/use an electronic calculator to early. Give them log tables or a slide ruler. It's the best was to learn higher math.

    Nonsense. Teach them to use the tools they need to get the job done. Better still, teach them to build the tools themselves.

    It's pretty easy to build an arbitrary precision adding device out of a series of graduated cylinders (or other measuring devices). Add something to measure (water, sand, flour), and you've got an highly effective, if somewhat primitive, adding machine. It has the added bonus of being intutively comprehensible to five year olds.

    After all, almost all of our little grade school tricks are just attempts to simplify rote computations: shortcuts to avoid repeatedly applying the successor function to 0. To really understand mathematics, you need to understand problem solving, how to identify patterns, and most especially how to avoid rote calculation whenever a more powerful abstraction is available.

    Real mathematicians use calculators whenever appropriate. Teach the students useful, basic abstractions about mathematics, and forget all the fussing over calculators. It didn't make sense thirty years ago, when I was in school: it makes even less sense now.

    Adding numbers in your head isn't something you ever do very much in your adult life. When the total needs to be correct, even professional accountants break out the calculators. Nothing important is done by hand.

    Give me a child who can't add or multiply very quickly without a calculator, but who knows why integer multiplication be reduced to repeated addition, integer addition can be reduced to a form of repeated counting, and why "decimal places" can be understood as a form of repeated grouping by tens, and I'll give you back a budding young mathematician.

    Give me a kid who has learned by rote, reading tables, and following rules, one who can operate a slide rule and knows his times tables cold; but doesn't know anything else, and I'll give you back someone who doesn't really understand what mathematics is all about yet.

    So, I disagree with your contention that giving children access to calculators "too soon" can damage their ability to understand "higher math".

    Log tables and a slide ruler are just a more arcane form of calculating devices; rote learning, be it by rote memorization of tables, rote use of a calculator, or rote use of a slide rule is generally bad. You need students to know something of the why; and not just the how, before you can say they really understand.

    Give me the kid who can't remember what eight times seven was, but can build a device to get the right answer. You take the kid who has memorized the answer, but doesn't know why it's right, or what to do if he ever forgets. I know which one will be the greatest mathematician; and it's not the kid with the good memory.
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  119. Video games (and others) still use look up tables by Jormundgard · · Score: 1

    We still look up the numbers in primitive hardware like the Game Boy, where it's just too slow to computer this stuff. It not as taxing though when you can access the numbers with electrons.

  120. E.E. "Doc" Smith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doc Smith used the term "computer" in this context in his Lensman and other stories. The concept of an artificial computer shows up only in (that I know of) Children of the Lens.

  121. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Current Generation != total population. it's the children being born in the next 15 years that will have to pay this off. that comes to 150,000 a head. (figure 30 years to pay off the note at a reasonable interest rate)

  122. not to day but in 2008 by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    by the time george bush leaves office the debt will have doubled

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  123. Retard. by goombah99 · · Score: 1
    Among other things the great depression was triggered by an excess of debt. Large amount of debt makes interest rates rise, stifles borrowing by industry. large amounts of debt face a risk of not being extended triggering a crash in values from forced sales. E.g. the bubble. This can and always has resulted in a depression in every country it has occured in a large enough manner. so yes it is very well rooted in economic theory.

    you call someone a retard then cite not one ecomonic element to back your case. You are the retard

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  124. Slide rules by Andrevan · · Score: 1

    I'm too young to have used them, but my older geekier friends wax nostalgic about their slide rules - analog (though nonliving) computers.

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  125. Re:And You Guys Thought Working The Help Desk Suck by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    "What an awful nightmare! Ones and zeroes everywhere...and I think I saw a two!"

    "It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two."

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  126. Does Linus use slide rules? by LaissezFaire · · Score: 1

    Linus was a fire direction officer in his military stint. In the US Field Artillery, they still teach slide rules and tables to the Lieutenants and Soldiers in their training. (Well, the cannon guys.) So, did Linus learn it, too? My bet is yes.

    1. Re:Does Linus use slide rules? by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      Don't know. Don't care. If you care then go ask Linus.

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    2. Re:Does Linus use slide rules? by Detritus · · Score: 1
      What model of slide rule do they use today? I collect slide rules and I'm not aware of any that are still in production. See here for some examples of slide rules designed for military applications.

      I was reading the Army field manual on mortars recently. They made extensive use of a portable digital computer designed just for mortar crews.

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    3. Re:Does Linus use slide rules? by LaissezFaire · · Score: 1
      The Army slide rules are closest to the Navy wood ones you have pictured. The FA has quite a few, depending on what type and charge of propellent used, high versus low angle, type of shell (High explosive or illumination, etc), and so on.

      The only regular slide rule piece they have is a C and a D scale, and that is only on one of the rules, the GST (Graphical Site Table). The rest are all special purpose rules called GFT (graphical firing tables) that represent the TFT (tabular firing table) book.

      The little computer you're talking about is probably a BUCS, which is an HP calculator, basically. It's used by the light (towed artillery) folks, too. It uses the tables and solves the equations algebraicaly, and are effectively the same as the slide rules. The PC based computers solve the equations with calculus.

      Once you have corrected for wind, humidity, rotation of the earth, and some other factors, a manual (charts and slide rules) Fire Direction Center (FDC) is frequently faster than an automated one.

      This is not true for the M109A6 (Paladin) 155mm howitzers, which have computers on the gun itself, and the computations happen there. This is more of an effect because of the built-in GPS on the howitzer, though, than the computer. Alas, the Paladin units don't even bring their slide rules into the field anymore, and use a second computer as a backup instead of the slide rules.

  127. wrong by goombah99 · · Score: 2, Informative
    the great depression was caused by the inability of industry to raise money for expansion, and the lack of consumer liquidity. Which is a complicated way of saying debt became expensive. As the government borrows more the expense of debt grows. Taxes go up and infrastructure goes unmaintained. the price of goods rises and industries collapse for lack of viable markets. voila the depression cycle that starts with loss of liquidity.

    ironically the only reason we have low interest rates right now is the influx of chinese trade dollars into our debt markets. That will dry up ten seconds after the chinese dollar floats. The debt however will remain and have to serviced on the backs of the next generation of income earners.

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  128. CONGRESS not the president, controls budget by soldeed · · Score: 1

    Nice try, but if you would reference article 1, sec. 8 of your constitution, you will see it is Congress who has control of the nations purse strings. The president will submit a budget, but congress can alter it or circular file it. Every budget Reagan ever submitted was declared DOA by Tip O'neill, Democratic speaker of the house. They gave him his defense increases, but cut nothing, in fact spent exponentially more every year, ballooned the deficit, and blamed the republicans for it. If he were to veto it the solidly democrat congress would override him.

  129. Parent Post Difficult To Mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 Funny?
    +1 Insightful?
    +1 Flamebait?

  130. Fun with out-of-context quotes by fbform · · Score: 1

    I have a cute little one I carry in my pants pocket, comes in very handy.

    What is this? Some sort of pick-up line?

    "Would you like to see what I have in my pocket? It slides! It RULES! And you don't need batteries!"

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  131. Re:Slide rules... oblig. comment by MadMoses · · Score: 1

    I use a slide rule rather than a calculator or computer in situations where it's appropriate. I have a cute little one I carry in my pants pocket, comes in very handy.

    Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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  132. Re:Calculators are fine: teach math, not computati by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    Well, I way too often see questions on 8051 MPU (8-bit microcontroller) forum: "How to multiply two 16-bit numbers?" "How to get a fixed-point instead of integer from division?" "How to add two numbers bigger than 256?"
    These all just boil down to writing the basic stuff you learned in school, taking bytes as digits of the numbers and adding, multiplying or dividing just like you would do on paper. But well, they didn't learn how to solve 10:3=? without a calculator, so they don't know that plain MOV A,B, incrementing pointers and repeating the basic division with modulo will solve their problems. Maybe these things should be learned later, not in 3rd or 4th year of school. But they are needed, and calculators and other solving devices take them away from kids.

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  133. Human Computers by SouthendPier · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was one.

    In the summer of '57, at the Southern California
    Cooperative Wind Tunnel, swing shift. Pay
    was $1.60 /hr. + 0.12 shift premium. (Gas
    was about 30 cents / gallon).

    Punching an electromechanical "square root Frieden".
    Weight about 50 lbs., price about $1600.

    The "system" featured overlapped I/O:
    remember previous result
    Left hand:enter new caclulation, start
    Right hand: write down previous result
    while the gears churned...

  134. Related SF: "Souls in the Great Machine" by bvk · · Score: 1

    There is an excellent SF novel (first in a series, actually), by Sean McMullen, called "Souls in the Great Machine"
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0765 344572

    It involves a very large-scale version of "human-component" computing. It is set in Australia in the far future, when there are orbiting satellites that destroy any electrical devices (the satellites are left over from some long-past world war). So to have a "computer", one is constructed of conscripts, each of whom does a small part of the large program.

    The whole series is good, and full of interesting extrapolations on this idea- including a "battle calculor", which is a trainload of people to perform calculations on-the-go. A little more cumbersome than a pocket calculator...

  135. Re:Calculators are fine: teach math, not computati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I way too often see questions on 8051 MPU (8-bit microcontroller) forum: "How to multiply two 16-bit numbers?" "How to get a fixed-point instead of integer from division?" "How to add two numbers bigger than 256?"

    Well, I have two objections to that point of view.

    First of all, those are engineering questions, not mathematical ones. You're complaining about a student's inability configure a pre-existing computing device to compute the answer they want.

    A perfect valid answer is "use a more powerful existing computing device". It doesn't scale well, but it may well solve the problem at hand. For engineering problems, that's a valid line of thought.

    Secondly, from a mathematical point of view, the right answer is to formally prove the algorithm that you're applying is correct, and then worry about coding it.

    You sound like you're decrying a lack of basic creativity in your students, though, and drilling division problems is unlikely to solve that. I submit that you can make a student do all the rote computation that you like, but if (s)he doesn't understand why the algorithm works, then (s)he won't see how to abstract it. I don't think calculators are to blame for this; rather, the fact that poor teachers equate mathematics with mere computation, and who therefore assume calculators are a substitute for a formal education are the real culprits.

    Maybe these things should be learned later, not in 3rd or 4th year of school. But they are needed, and calculators and other solving devices take them away from kids.

    Your whole problem involves building a form of calculator to begin with: if we taught children how to understand, problem solve, and build computing devices to implement math problesm, I think they'ld both appreciate calculators better, and apply them more correctly.

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  136. Re:Calculators are fine: teach math, not computati by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    A perfect valid answer is "use a more powerful existing computing device". It doesn't scale well, but it may well solve the problem at hand. For engineering problems, that's a valid line of thought.

    No, that's a perfectly wrong answer.
    A budget USB controller chip based on '51 is something like $0.80 in bulk. The next "more powerful device" is like $5. Multiply by 10 mln devices sold. Saving one passive, like a resistor or a capacitor is several hundreds of dollars in savings. Stuffing complete driver into 2K of EEPROM of a TUSB* instead of including a dedicated DSP on the same board will decrease the final price by about 40%, cost by about 60%, power consumption by 70% (allowing the device to be running from USB cable power instead of requiring a separate power supply, another $5 in bulk) and making it the size of a USB plug, instead of a box of cigarettes (plus another similar box - power supply.) Embedded devices is still a market where a good smart algorithm and ability to implement it is way better than "taking a bigger chip", assembly is still more valuable than high level languages and knowing how to implement various algorithms better than knowing theory behind them without knowledge how to apply them in real life.

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  137. Analog Computers by Detritus · · Score: 1

    In World War II, analog computers (electrical and mechanical) were widely used for computing firing solutions for torpedoes and naval guns. Some of these systems were quite complicated. I've never been able to find a book that described them in detail. Probably because they were considered to be very sensitive military secrets. See here for an example.

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