YOU SEEM UPTIGHT-COME TALK TO THE RETARDED ONE!!!
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You seem uptight, my friend. Nervous, even.
Well, it's OK to be curious about the Windows family of operating systems. Don't let your Stallman-worshipping 'friends' tell you otherwise.
You know, I like you, so I am going to give you a step-by-step process for you to cure yourself of your uptightness.
1)Visit your local software vendor.
2)Purchase a copy of Windows XP Home Edition.
(You seem a bit green, so we will start you off on decaf!)
3)Install.
4)Cry tears of joy, now that your peripherals actually work.
5)Laugh and dance at the prospect of playing games other then X-tris and whatever 3 year old crap Loki is (was, heh) porting.
6)Marvel at how webpages are SUPPOSED to look, when for your first time, you use Internet Explorer 6.
You don't need to thank me, I am doing this as a service to you, my friend.
LET THE RETARDED ONE EDUCATE YOU!!!!
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.CCS: Cascading Style Sheet
If you are having a problem with your browser and.CSS, it can mean only one thing: You have been duped into using Open Source software. Mozilla and company do NOT gve you the full experience of the Internet.
1)Goto a software vendor.
2)Purchase Windows XP Professional.
3)Install.
4)Praise the LORD GOD GATES for IE6.
5)Open your eyes to the new and exiting world of games that are not a year old.
It isn't so bad down at -1. Nothing worth reading is EVER modded above 1.
Hopefully, WIPO or Cyborb Monkey will be posting a trolling howto soon, so that you can get up to speed on proper technique, some good redirects to get you started, etc.
The page-lengthening posts are courtesy of Klerck.
He is our resident troll-performance artist. If you do not like it, please fuck off and go read the zdnet forums. Even
Yahoo! has an article about him, you phillistine.
The CG crew over at WARNER BROS. is going on, ad naseaum, about their shiny-looking Linux/SGI setup. Massive machines. Try not to spout so much bullshit in the future.
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You seem uptight, my friend. Nervous, even.
Well, it's OK to be curious about the Windows family of operating systems. Don't let your Stallman-worshipping 'friends' tell you otherwise.
You know, I like you, so I am going to give you a step-by-step process for you to cure yourself of your uptightness.
1)Visit your local software vendor.
2)Purchase a copy of Windows XP Home Edition.
(You seem a bit green, so we will start you off on decaf!)
3)Install.
4)Cry tears of joy, now that your peripherals actually work.
5)Laugh and dance at the prospect of playing games other then X-tris and whatever 3 year old crap Loki is (was, heh) porting.
6)Marvel at how webpages are SUPPOSED to look, when for your first time, you use Internet Explorer 6.
You don't need to thank me, I am doing this as a service to you, my friend.
.CCS: Cascading Style Sheet
.CSS, it can mean only one thing: You have been duped into using Open Source software. Mozilla and company do NOT gve you the full experience of the Internet.
If you are having a problem with your browser and
1)Goto a software vendor.
2)Purchase Windows XP Professional.
3)Install.
4)Praise the LORD GOD GATES for IE6.
5)Open your eyes to the new and exiting world of games that are not a year old.
The irony of your mod is not lost on THIS retarded linux fuckface!
MICROSOFT is also going to support Vorbis, since they have purchased a limited (and small in scope) license.
Messenger, that was noble of you. I too am interested in Project Faustus, and I too would like to encourage the effort.
Ever heard of gview, you cocklover?
Where is Ralph 'Jewhater' Nader when you need him? The ACLU is a collection of assholes. Figures that you would support them.
It's defacto owned by the US, so suck it down, eurolad.
Not to start bickering amongst the -1, but your attempt at page-lengthening is patheric.
Leave it to Klerck, or, copy his, but make sure to add acknowlegments.
are hardly annoying. Your performance art draws rave reviews in the open-source community.
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It isn't so bad down at -1. Nothing worth reading is EVER modded above 1.
Hopefully, WIPO or Cyborb Monkey will be posting a trolling howto soon, so that you can get up to speed on proper technique, some good redirects to get you started, etc.
Retarded_One
Don't listen to them. Get a whore. Find one near you at http://www.bigdoggie.net/ .
200-300 is the average, but don't cheap out. As with Linux, you get what you pay for.
Enjoy!
MICROSOFT is backing off of its pro-copyright stance, but I don't suppose that this looming fact would would bother a linux zealot.
Thank you. I have long espoused throwing things at muslims, and it is good to see more people subscribing to my view.
WIPO, as usual, you rock. 2 biters today, not a bad catch!
Try:
http://www.simtel.net/pub/pd/44767.html
Linux is obviously the OS of choice for faggots. Unless you enjoy the cock, go to DOS or XP.
The page-lengthening posts are courtesy of Klerck.
He is our resident troll-performance artist. If you do not like it, please fuck off and go read the zdnet forums. Even
Yahoo! has an article about him, you phillistine.
There is an in-depth look at SGI's new role in the war against terrorism over at TIME MAGAZINE
The CG crew over at WARNER BROS. is going on, ad naseaum, about their shiny-looking Linux/SGI setup. Massive machines. Try not to spout so much bullshit in the future.
Dude, WARNER BROS. has announced that they will switch to SGI gear exlusively for their CG stuff!!!
MICROSOFT has a very different story from yours. They talk about the gaping gaps in coverage with sgi's salesforce.
Leave the artiste alone. You just don't understand /art.
+1, INSIGHTFULL!!!!!
You are very dedicated. Kudos.