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  1. Re:Fool of an MP on MP Seeking To Outlaw Written Accounts of Child Abuse · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach... It's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks." — Squinky.

    "What's black and blue and hates sex ? The 7 year old in my trunk."

    "Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy." — Linda Festa.

    "I love children and would like to have as many as possible. My cell-mate, on the other hand, robbed a convenience store."

    "Perverts aren't the leading cause of pedophilia, it's sexy children."

    "My girlfriend accused me of being a pedophile. I said: 'That's a pretty big word for a third grader'."

    "Q: What's the difference between pedophilia and necrophilia?
    A: 4 Minutes"

    "Pedophiles... Fucking immature assholes."

    "A man is walking through the woods with a little girl at night. Suddenly the girl squeezes his hand and says: 'This place is creepy! I'm scared!' The guy looks down at her and replies: 'YOU'RE scared!? Imagine how I must feel? I have to walk back alone'..."

    "I'm going to guess that the phrase 'wants children' means something different, depending on whether you're on a dating site, or on alt.sex.lolita. Yes ?"

    OK, OK, I'll leave now.

  2. Re:A better way? on Russia Builds World's Largest Nuclear Powered Ice-Breaker · · Score: 1

    You jest, but the solution to keeping the ice open is simple: just keep the traffic flowing. Right now there's hardly any traffic going all the way around Siberia. But if they build it, they will come, particularly if the temperatures are a little warmer and there's a team of powerful ice breaker ready for when currents push the ice to close again (which is how it happens, not simply by refreezing overnight).

  3. Re:Really? on Arma III Developers Arrested In Greece For 'Spying' · · Score: 1

    To be honest, they've only been at war with Turkey since about the time Homer wrote about it.

  4. Re:wha why? on Arma III Developers Arrested In Greece For 'Spying' · · Score: 0

    In free countries, the laws that do get passed make sense and the punishments fit

    Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

  5. Re:Copyrightable? on Open Source Beer Served Cold, With a Heated Licensing Discussion · · Score: 1

    food and drink we force to give the info without anything in return.food and drink we force to give the info without anything in return.

    What do you mean. If it's in a restaurant, you are paying the chef for the food. Otherwise where do you see recipes ? In cooking books or magazines. Which you pay for. It's not a case of something for nothing.

  6. Re:Copyrightable? on Open Source Beer Served Cold, With a Heated Licensing Discussion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are some high profile chefs who have complained about having their recipes 'stolen' and are pushing for copyright on recipes. Never mind that they wouldn't be allowed to boil an egg if that was the case as the recipe would belong to some copyright troll...

  7. Re:This just in.... on Most Torrent Downloaders Are Monitored, Study Finds · · Score: 1
    I'm in the same situation, and have had a donation box on my site since 1996. People used to give regularly at the begining, but I think the last donation was 3 years ago. I think one of the reasons is that there's no easy way to do that. It's paypal, but then you need to create an account, give a lot of info, your bank account, etc. Or use the Amazon box which required a customer account and no longer even exist.

    I think the web missed a crucial step: integrating standardized micropayments in the browsers themselves. It was debated in the 90s, but nothing came of it. If you had mp3s distributed with a tag that showed up in your music player as a 'donate to this artist' button and then went away once its done, or movies with the same, or even websites, I think the web and music industry would have a different way, maybe not better for the web, but certainly for music.

    But the moment has gone.

  8. Re:charity on The Gates Foundation Engages Its Critics · · Score: 1

    What are you, a shill for pharma corps ? How do you want the average Joe to know if he should take drug X or drug Y for his problem ? It's a medical choice, not something that gets decided by whom has the best PR team. Not every limit to capitalism is censorship. And there are many countries where advertisement of medical drugs is illegal.

  9. Re:charity on The Gates Foundation Engages Its Critics · · Score: 1

    Advertisement is not communication. It it blatant attempt at manipulation. And it is expensive. A drug should be chosen for its ability to cure said medical problem. Not because of the pretty lady in the video.

  10. Re:charity on The Gates Foundation Engages Its Critics · · Score: 1

    they can't even *speak* about their products without government permission

    And it is a VERY good thing that advertisement of medical products is illegal in my countries (yes, more than one): this way no money is wasted on advertisement, that needs to be repaid in the sale price of the product.

  11. Re:The Answer summed up: on Book Review: Why Does the World Exist? · · Score: 1

    That phenomena says nothing about how the universe exists or possibly came about.

    That wasn't your question. Any anyway, yes, it does. Random fluctuation in the base state of the vacuum are suspected in the birth of the universe. Well, a bit more complicated than that. The rest of your post is troll level 5.

  12. Re:The Answer summed up: on Book Review: Why Does the World Exist? · · Score: 1

    The uncertainty principle is a very base of quantum theory and you cannot pretend it's not valid. It introduces random chance into every chemical process, hence into biology at every step. A direct consequence is that you have random mutations in DNA during meiosis. Hence individuals are slightly different from one generation to the next (your sons are not all identical, right?). Add to this natural selection which is just a fancy way to say only cells / organisms which do not have deleterious mutations survive. Lather rinse and repeat every 20 minutes for 2 billion years and you get dinosaurs, influenza, us and more. All the rest are just details. Enough evidence for you ?

  13. Re:The Answer summed up: on Book Review: Why Does the World Exist? · · Score: 1

    Or happened on purpose as the case may be. Without evidence one way or another, there's no point to taking a stand on the issue.

    What do you mean ? The uncertainty principle of quantum theory is not enough for you ? That's the root of all 'chance'.

  14. Re:The Answer summed up: on Book Review: Why Does the World Exist? · · Score: 1

    Exercise for the Christians. When Pilate asks Jesus "QUID est veritas?", what does Jesus answer? He doesn't. The answer is correct.

    Amusing, but a perfect example of why the people who actually 'do' things lump theology, philosophy and a few other activities under the umbrella of 'bullshit'.

  15. Re:No ePub direct from Tor? on Among Others Wins Hugo For Best Novel · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I've used Calibre in the past for other things. But if you can't download Amazon books, then what use is it ? And can it put a pdf/ePub onto a Kindle ? How ? Not having a Kindle, I'm curious.

  16. Re:The Answer summed up: on Book Review: Why Does the World Exist? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've heard theologians claim that scientists are arrogant because they want to know the world. But I find somthing a lot more arrogant: people who absolutely want a reason for their existence. You just happened by chance, get over it.

  17. Re:Good luck Dawn on NASA Craft To Leave Vesta Heads For Dwarf Planet Ceres · · Score: 1

    We have problems with electronics not evacuating their heat well enough through convective transfer at 3000m altitude already, and the pressure is only 2/3 of sea level.

  18. Re:No ePub direct from Tor? on Among Others Wins Hugo For Best Novel · · Score: 1

    I've been wanting to buy an ereader for a long time but was wondering about all the things you just wrote. Kindle doesn't read pdf/ebook and other formats for free files (from Project Gutemberg for instance). Other e-readers can't purchase books that are licenced for the Kindle only. I don't want to read on my phone or a bright tablet with the kindle software. What is the solution ? It shouldn't be that hard !

  19. Re:Just don't ask about Gitmo on Ale To the Chief: White House Releases Beer Recipe · · Score: 1

    And I'd rather see politicians compete on who's making the best brew...

  20. Re:Linux livecd? on Ask Slashdot: How Do I De-Dupe a System With 4.2 Million Files? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Read the other comments: that's highly inefficient. Compare the file sizes, then diff the files until the 1st differing byte. No need to checksum two Tb files if the 1st bytes are different !

  21. My wife is never sick... on Promiscuity Alters DNA and Boosts Immunity In Mice · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...hope that's the classic correlation is not causation...

  22. Re:I Guess This Is What Happens When I Don't Watch on The Case Against DNA · · Score: 2

    Which is why drug tests for athletes are incredibly intrusive: someone is watching them pee. I I don't mean watching them sit on the loo or turn their back, no, they have to stand one meter or so away and watch the graphic details the whole time. Because there's been several stories of cyclists putting a condom with somebody else's urine in their ass (!!!) and using a tube to get it out at the right time. No shit, drugs will make you do the crasiest shit.

  23. There you go on Universal Turing Machine In Penrose Tile Cellular Automata · · Score: 1

    Previous /. story: "Before we can totally discount the theory that space-time is comprised of Planck-scale pixels, [...]". There you go, you can have Penrose-tiled planck pixels and still move in straight lines. Where do I pick my Nobel ?

  24. Re:Streisand effect? on Side-Effect of the Apple v. Samsung Trial: Increased Sales for Samsung · · Score: 1

    Settings > More... > USB utilities > Connect storage to PC > (plug in the cable) > Turn On USB storage > OK

    Why they made it so much more complicated than before I have no idea.

  25. Re:Obvious joke here on Message In Bottle Found After 98 Years Near Shetland · · Score: 1

    One of the very first argument I had with my then girlfriend (and now wife) was that she'd never heard of The Clash. I was "that's not possible" and she got pissed at me for claiming that I could tell what she knew better than her. The argument ended when I put their most famous songs on the player: "Oh! But I've heard that before..."