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  1. Re:Mom, look at me on Coding Fair Use · · Score: -1

    YRO: Where the barely-sentient grumblings of Michael Moore are considered sacred!

  2. Re:Douche on Byte Wars · · Score: -1

    Good point. While she's at it, she might as well clean up after that botched abortion.

  3. Douche on Byte Wars · · Score: -1

    Please wash out your nasty vagina. Thanks a lot.

  4. Re:Not yet in Apple Retail Stores on Photoshop Graces Mac OS X · · Score: -1

    Wow, they already know what their mid-May inventory is going to be?

  5. Europe = Anti-Semitic on Spriggan Released On DVD · · Score: -1

    LONDON -- 10,000 protesters--some dressed as suicide bombers--marched on central London to oppose the Israeli action in the West Bank.

    The mock bombers wore cardboard rolls painted to look like dynamite round their stomachs. In an anti-Israeli demo in Berlin yesterday, one sick protester dressed his little girl, aged about five, as a suicide bomber too.

    The London march later converged on Trafalgar Square. American and Israeli flags were set alight.

    Coaches brought people from all over the country including Sheffield, Manchester and Leicester. Other organisations taking part included Stop the War Coalition and Amnesty.

  6. Good thing on Darwin/Mac OS X: The Fifth BSD · · Score: -1

    Good thing there is a fifth *BSD, considering that the first four *BSDs are dying.

  7. ALL PRAISES TO THE PROPHET on Artifacts by Little Green Men? · · Score: -1


    Chapter 2: HE WHO SEES A WOMAN, AND HIS HEART IS AFFECTED, SHOULD COME TO HIS
    WIFE, AND SHOULD HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER

    Jabir reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) saw a woman, and
    so he came to his wife, Zainab, as she was tanning a leather and had sexual
    intercourse with her. He then went to his Companions and told them: The woman
    advances and retires in the shape of a devil, so when one of you sees a woman,
    he should come to his wife, for that will repel what he feels in his heart.

    Jabir heard Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) say: When a woman fascinates
    any one of you and she captivates his heart, he should go to his wife and have
    an intercourse with her, for it would repel what he feels.

    Chapter 9: SEEKING CONSENT OF AL-THAYYIBIN MARRIAGE IN WORDS AND OF A VIRGIN IN
    (MEANINGFUL) SILENCE

    Abu Huraira (Allah be pleased with him) reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be
    upon him) as having said: A woman without a husband (or divorced or a widow)
    must not be married until she is consulted, and a virgin must not be married
    until her permission is sought. They asked the Prophet of Allah (may peace be
    upon him): How her (virgin's) consent can be solicited? He (the Holy Prophet)
    said: That she keeps silence.

    Chapter 10: IT IS PERMISSIBLE FOR THE FATHER TO GIVE THE HAND OF HIS DAUGHTER IN
    MARRIAGE EVEN WHEN SHE IS NOT FULLY GROWN UP

    'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be
    upon him) married her when she was seven years old, and he was taken to his
    house as a bride when she was nine, and her dolls were with her; and when he
    (the Holy Prophet) died she was eighteen years old.

    Chapter 14: EXCELLENCE OF EXMANCIPATING A SLAVE-GIRL AND THEN MARRYING HER

    Abu Musa reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said about one
    who emancipated a slave woman, and then married her, that for him there are two
    rewards.

    Chapter 17: IT IS NOT PERMISSIBLE TO MARRY A WOMAN WHO IS DIVORCED BY THREE
    PRONOUNCEMENTS UNTIL SHE IS MARRIED TO ANOTHER MAN AND HE HAS A SEXUAL
    INTERCOURSE WITH HER, AND THEN HE ABANDONS HER AND SHE COMPLETES HER 'IDDA

    'A'Asha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: A person divorced his wife by
    three pronouncements; then another person married her and he also divorced her
    without having sexual intercourse with her. Then the first husband of her
    intended to remarry her. It was about such a case that Allah's Messenger (may
    peace be upon him) was asked, whereupon he said: No, until the second one has
    tasted her sweetness as the first one had tasted.

    Chapter 19: PERMISSIBILITY OF HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ONE'S WIFE FROM THE
    FRONT OR FROM BEHIND AVOIDING THE ANUS

    Jabir (b. Abdullah) (Allah be pleased with him) reported that the Jews used to
    say that when one comes to one's wife through the vagina, but being on her back,
    and she becomes pregnant, the child has a squint. So the verse came down:" Your
    wives are your ti'Ith; go then unto your tilth, as you may desire."

    This hadith has been reported on the authority of Jabir through another chain of
    transmitters, but in the hadith transmitted on the authority of Zuhri there is
    an addition (of these words):" If he likes he may (have intercourse) being on
    the back or in front of her, but it should be through one opening (vagina)."

    Chapter 22: AL AZL (INCOMPLETE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE): COITUS INTERRUPTUS

    Abu Sirma said to Abu Sa'id al Khadri (Allah he pleased with him): 0 Abu Sa'id,
    did you hear Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) mentioning al-'azl? He
    said: Yes, and added: We went out with Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him)
    on the expedition to the Bi'l-Mustaliq and took captive some excellent Arab
    women; and we desired them, for we were suffering from the absence of our wives,
    (but at the same time) we also desired ransom for them. So we decided to have
    sexual intercourse with them but by observing 'azl (Withdrawing the male sexual
    organ before emission of semen to avoid-conception). But we said: We are doing
    an act whereas Allah's Messenger is amongst us; why not ask him? So we asked
    Allah's Mes- senger (may peace be upon him), and he said: It does not matter if
    you do not do it, for every soul that is to be born up to the Day of
    Resurrection will be born.

    Chapter 23: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH A PREGNANT SLAVE-WOMAN

    Abu Darda' (Allah be pleased with him) related from the Prophet of Allah (may
    peace be upon him) that he came upon a woman who was in the advanced stage of
    pregnancy at the door of a tent. He (the Holy Prophet) said: Perhaps he (the man
    accompanying her) intends to cohabit with her. They said: Yes. Thereupon Allah's
    Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: I have decided to curse him with such a
    curse as may go along with him to his grave. How can he own him (the child to be
    born) and that is not lawful for him, and how can he take him as a servant for
    that is not lawful for him?

    Chapter 24: PERMISSIBILITY OF INTERCOURSE WITH A SUCKLING LADY AND DISAPPROVAL
    OF 'AZL

    Judama daughter of Wahb, sister of Ukkasha (Allah be pleased with her).
    reported: I went to Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) along with some
    persons and he was saying: I intended to prohibit cohabitation with the suckling
    women, but I considered the Greeks and Persians, and saw that they suckle their
    children and this thing (cohabitation) does not do any harm to them (to the
    suckling women). Then they asked him about 'azl, whereupon he said. That is the
    secret (way of) burying alive, and Ubaidullah has made this addition in the
    hadith transmitted by al-Muqri and that is:" When the one buried alive is
    asked."

    Chapter 27: ONE SUCKLING OR TWO DO NOT MAKE MARRIAGE UNLAWFUL

    Umm al-Fadl reported: A bedouin came to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him)
    when he was in my house and said: Allah's Apostle, I have had a wife and I
    married another besides her, and my first wife claimed that she had suckled once
    or twice my newly married wife, thereupon Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon
    him) said: One suckling or two do not make the (marriage) unlawful.

    Chapter 28: SUCKLING OF A YOUNG (BOY)

    ' A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Sahla bint Suhail came to
    Allah's Apostle (may peace be eupon him) and said: Messengerof Allah, I see on
    the face of Abu Hudhaifa (signs of disgust) on entering of Salim (who is an
    ally) into (our house), whereupon Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said:
    Suckle him. She said: How can I suckle him as he is a grown-up man? Allah's
    Messenger (may peace be upon him) smiled and said: I already know that he is a
    young man 'Amr has made this addition in his narration that he participated in
    the Battle of Badr and in the narration of Ibn 'Umar (the words are): Allah's
    Messenger (may peace be upon him) laughed.

    Chapter 29: IT IS PERMISSIBLE TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A CAPTIVE WOMAN
    AFTER SHE IS PURIFIED (OF MENSES OR DELIVERY) IN CASE SHE HAS A HUSBAND, HER
    MARRIAGE IS ABROGATED AFTER SHE BECOMES CAPTIVE

  8. Re:HOW TO POOP AT WORK on Artifacts by Little Green Men? · · Score: -1

    Thanks for the useful information!

  9. Re:Dog Sex on Fruit Flies Making Inroads on Autonomous Computing · · Score: -1

    You can read all about dog-molesting in this new book by Jon Katz.

  10. Re:Heroineware? on The Lure of Heroinware · · Score: -1

    Yeah... growing huge tits. That's quite an achievement.

  11. Re:Congresswoman: Bush knew in advance of 9/11 on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1
    I don't mean to be such a pain in the ass to Cynthia McKinney (D., Ga.), but it appears this is the fastest route to her brain. According to the Washington Post , in an interview with a Berkeley radio station Ms. McKinney suggested that the Bush administration knew about the September 11 attacks but did nothing to stop them. Oh, no, wait -- she doesn't suggest that, she says it:

    We know there were numerous warnings of the events to come on September 11th. . . . What did this administration know and when did it know it, about the events of September 11th? Who else knew, and why did they not warn the innocent people of New York who were needlessly murdered? . . . What do they have to hide?

    Catch that? "Why did they not warn the innocent people...who were needlessly murdered?" In other words, the Bush administration knew these people were going to be murdered and they did nothing about it. She also adds that "persons close to this administration are poised to make huge profits off America's new war." These are not complicated dots to connect. Ms. McKinney believes, or says she believes -- not necessarily the same thing, of course -- that the Bush administration is guilty of aiding and abetting the mass murder of American citizens for profit.

    When confronted, McKinney backpedaled a few millimeters. In a statement she explained: "I am not aware of any evidence showing that President Bush or members of his administration have personally profited from the attacks of 9-11. A complete investigation might reveal that to be the case."

    I see. Well, just let me just say that I am not aware of any evidence that Ms. McKinney has murdered several children or that she personally profited from sleeping with the entire defensive squad of the Atlanta Falcons. However, a complete investigation might reveal that to be the case.

    Meanwhile, while we await the findings of that long-overdue investigation, I can add that there is ample evidence that Ms. McKinney is dumber than rock salt and more repugnant than Yasser Arafat's three-week-old underwear.

    Note how that statement does not actually retract the truly hateful accusation. Ms. McKinney lets stand the suggestion that Americans were "needlessly murdered" because the Bush administration knew about the September 11 attack and willingly did nothing about it for purely selfish reasons. If this were true, Bush would certainly be impeached and might even be executed. Of course, it's not true. But truth isn't one of those things that come through too clear by way of the radio transmitters in McKinney's fillings.

    She seems to think that for her to raise her own paranoid, America-hating, crypto-Marxist conspiratorial delusions is all we need to justify investigating them. "What is undeniable," she says, "is that corporations close to the administration have directly benefited from the increased defense spending arising from the aftermath of September 11th." "America's credibility, both with the world and with her own people, rests upon securing credible answers to these questions."

    Actually, Ms. McKinney, your own credibility rests upon your securing serious and prolonged psychotherapy.

    I thought this sort of thing went the way of Thomas Nast cartoons. But I guess Ms. McKinney actually sees a Bush White House consisting of fat cats in tuxedos exchanging bags of money with the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Alas, it is impossible to convince lefties that being rich often serves as the best insulation against greed. The idea that Don Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, and George Bush would start a war in order to get an additional few million when they have plenty of millions already, only makes sense to lefties who believe being rich is a sin (unless, of course, you're a rich liberal).

    McKinney's hypocrisy is so concentrated it could eat through metal. The only politician I know of who actively tried to profit from Sept. 11, was Cynthia McKinney herself. She's the one who went whoring after Saudi Arabia's blood money after the attacks.

    Sen. Zell Miller caught another aspect of Ms. McKinney's hypocrisy: In a press release he said, "At first glance, it would be easy to pass this off as just another loony statement. But at second glance, it is more than that. It is very dangerous and irresponsible."

    Senator Miller also noted: "I hope President Bush will remember that this is the same Congresswoman who -- during each of his State of the Union addresses -- arrives early to get a coveted aisle seat, then leans way over as Bush walks down the aisle, hoping he will give her a kiss for all to see on national TV."

    Meanwhile another fellow Georgian came to her defense. "She's not as random as people think," McKinney's friend Jack Kingston (R., Ga.) says -- in her defense. "People always want to hear a political conspiracy theory." So, in other words, McKinney knows that this is just a conspiracy theory. And this is supposed to let her off the hook? For a representative to tell the American public, in order to help her own career, that the government murdered thousands of its own citizens for material gain is disgusting (it also will undoubtedly be picked up by our enemies in the Arab world, mark my words). Of course, it may not be as bad as the accusation that Bush killed thousands of Americans, but we at least know that accusation isn't true. Meanwhile, this accusation is the nicest thing her own friends can say about her.

    What a truly awful woman.

  12. Re:And Franklin is always right? on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1

    but i can get mexicans to mow my lawn and pick up the dog droppings for 3 bucks an hour.

    I usually just pay them with tequila.

  13. Re:Never happen on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1

    You have a relatively low uid. Surely by now you realize that Slashdot readers peddle in moral absolutes, and have a tenuous-at-best grasp of the reality of the business world.

    The purpose of this article is just to stir the wasp's nest of Slashdot paranoiacs who feel the US is on the cusp of a police state. Crud like this gets posted every day.

  14. Re:o/t: amateur fighter pilot?? on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1

    Kill any Chechens?

  15. Re:KW on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1

    What's wrong with those places? I attend an Ivy League university, so I'm told those places were/are workers' utopias. If there's any problems in them, it must be because of the influence of the oppresive American capitalist regime.

  16. Re:Check your facts on Programming Jabber · · Score: -1

    Wow. Talk about a evolutionary dead end.

  17. MOD PARENT UP on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1

    +1 Insightful! Advocating the murder of unpopular figures is always insightful on Slashdot.

  18. Re:o/t: amateur fighter pilot?? on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1

    "Amateur fighter pilot" is a euphemism for "homosexual".

  19. Re:KW on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1

    Larry may be an asshole, but he is just the sidekick Mr. Bush is looking for to help analyze your security in a business model.

    Except for the fact that he is a liberal Democrat, and friend of Bill Clinton.

  20. Re:I Feel Bad for Oracle on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Of course, if it weren't for Larry Ellison and his so-called "scary" ideas, they wouldn't have a [cushy, high-paying] job.

  21. What a load of crap. on Silicon Valley vs. Your Privacy · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The only people who need privacy are terrorists and child pornographers.

  22. Re:*applause* on NASA To Resume "Teacher in Space" Program · · Score: 0, Funny

    Hopefully they won't let the teacher's students build the O-rings in art class this time.

  23. Re:Duh ... on Using OpenBSD to Secure Small Networks, Part 2 · · Score: -1

    The biggest problem with using *BSD for security purposes is that it's liable to die at any time, exposing your secure network to "hackers", shifty Japanese, and other undesirables.

  24. Re:security? on Lycoris - Linux for the Masses? · · Score: -1

    Yeah, and then some new, less-popular open source OS would come along, and its arrogant users would base all of their evidence against Linux on those anecdotal stories. No wonder Linux purists like keeping it impossible to use.

  25. Re:hehe... on Lycoris - Linux for the Masses? · · Score: -1

    Okay, douchebag. I'll bet you a million dollars that they won't take the article down.

    Any other Slashdot-brainwashed fools want in on this?