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  1. Sci-Fi? on Review: The Time Machine · · Score: -1

    I can feel the SCIENCE FICTION greats stirring in thier graves at having thier great art reduced to a "SCI-FI", this truly is a sad day.

    John Katz you should be ashamed!

  2. First Wank on The Incredible Shrinking Antenna · · Score: -1

    How I love the feel of the cold air as I masturbate on all of you, FIRST WANK!

  3. With these numbers... on Online Population now Half Billion · · Score: -1

    Just imagine what the next "CodeRed" type of worm will be able to do with 50% or more of the population online...

  4. Re:Wait on Online Population now Half Billion · · Score: -1

    I didn't think you could teach the monkeys to type? Hazzah!

  5. Re:Ten percent of the what? on Online Population now Half Billion · · Score: -1

    I think all the pre-marital sex is knocking him off his game, its only a matter of time till she takes aways his computers...

  6. Re:If Angelina Jolie would ... on Online Population now Half Billion · · Score: -1

    Good for you, knock up the wench, that at least would keep her from making any more terrible movies.

  7. Just Imagine on Online Population now Half Billion · · Score: -1

    A Beowulf Cluster of these....

  8. Ethics: SMTP and Beyond on Open Relays, Free Speech, and Virus Propagation · · Score: -1

    I like to fling my feces around the cage I live in, but often times my handlers don't like it, so they chain me up and tickle me with a feather duster while making me listen to Nsync tunes, is this unethical?

  9. Har Har on Open Relays, Free Speech, and Virus Propagation · · Score: -1

    NO FP for you, DIRTY AC

  10. Rectal Probe on Open Relays, Free Speech, and Virus Propagation · · Score: -1

    Please Sir, Don't Mod-Probe MyAnus!

    FP!

  11. I'd Rather... on OpenSSH Local Root Hole · · Score: -1

    Take it up the ass by Bill Gates then by the legions of rabidly homosexual hippies who keep telling me the ass-reaming is free.

  12. Nothing says Network App like Ruby's and Perl's on OpenSSH Local Root Hole · · Score: -1

    Diamonds are whores best friend!

  13. Correction: One Plus One on OpenSSH Local Root Hole · · Score: -1

    = Calculus.

  14. Anti-Security? on OpenSSH Local Root Hole · · Score: -1

    They've been exploiting this hole for months now, looks like someone got sloppy and leaked the exploit.

    Bad Bad Bad.

  15. Root Hole Found in USA! on OpenSSH Local Root Hole · · Score: -1

    Suitcase nuke search intensifies: The FBI and other authorities have launched new investigations on al Qaeda's possible acquisition of portable nuclear devices from Russian stockpiles. Since 2000, the FBI has learned of 100 small nuclear devices missing from Russian inventories. The bombs are disguised as suitcases and can be detonated with less than 30 minutes of preparation.

    In January 2001, US Customs agents in Miami uncovered a plot to smuggle mini-nukes and other weapons of mass destruction into the US.

  16. OMG, NYC IS IN DANGER!!! on Anti-anti-cd-copying Legislation? · · Score: -1

    New York -- In October, an intelligence alert went out to a small number of government agencies, including the
    Energy Department's top-secret Nuclear Emergency Search Team, based in Nevada. The report said that terrorists
    were thought to have obtained a 10-kiloton nuclear weapon from the Russian arsenal, and planned to smuggle it
    into New York City, a special TIME magazine investigation reveals.

    I hope they do it right this time...

  17. MyPenis Released unde the GPL on Anti-anti-cd-copying Legislation? · · Score: -1

    I have decided to release another great open sores invention under the GPL, MyPenis.

    FP!

  18. LOL? So What? on Building Secure Software · · Score: -1

    MS who controls Cigital is controlled by the New World Order and Legions of Nasty Unwashed Jews.

    One Jew to Lead them all
    One Jew to bind them
    One jew to....

    All ye beware of the master jew who controls all other jews, the Goatse man, Beware!

  19. Security is like...... well.... Security on Building Secure Software · · Score: -1

    Ok did we really need ONE more brain-dead analogy of how security is like something else? couldn't we have survived the day without having you regurgitate a half-baked idea into the already overflowing trash-dot cesspool?

    I for one don't need another psuedo-intellect AC grandstanding.

    Oh, and Security is like well.... babyproofing a house.

    RWD 2002

  20. Slashdot == Major Disseminator of FUD on Building Secure Software · · Score: -1, Troll

    And this is why slashdot is DOOMED

    Like the dodo bird, it will go the way of the Linux OS and many other failed freaks of nature

  21. Don't forget to send one to Linus as well on Building Secure Software · · Score: -1

    Gay fucking anti-ms slash-holes. You wouldn't know a suprior OS if it fucked you in the ass.

  22. Hey you two! on Building Secure Software · · Score: -1

    Take your gay-linux bath-house shenanigans elsewhere.

  23. Your book would be even better if.... on Building Secure Software · · Score: -1

    You had gone into greated detail about the Linux Gay Conspiracy and the Homosexual tendancies of the Slasbot janitors.

    Just my Six Sents

  24. Microsoft == Secure Software on Building Secure Software · · Score: -1, Troll

    It looks like microsoft finally got it right with thier latest OS, WindowsXP. It's security is what Gibson of grc.com would say is "Nano-securo-tastic".
    I applaud thier great innovation and vision. Its too bad Linux won't ever be this good...

  25. Just Imagine on India Plans A Supercomputing Grid · · Score: -1

    A beowulf cluster of these!