Today I caught two unwashed negro children knawing on my electrical wiring. Both fled when confronted with a large broom. Rats arent the only thing to worry about anymore.
Why couldn't this have been a katz movie review?
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Live from a small tent in mexico: I have just born witnessed to an amazing event, and would not have believed it had I not seen it with my own eyes. Slashdot janitor John "The Animal" Katz has just made the guiness book of world records for being fucked in the ass by a donkey for a record 5000 strokes! Thats rights folks JohnKatz took it in the ass for a full 8 hours. Katz was quoted as saying "I prepared for this event in the slashbot HQ, the janitors there got my ass nice and tender." Thats just amazing john, I sure hope this success carries over into your editorials.... We can only Hope...
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Hey fellow slashdotter, do you find that sometimes your ass smells? Great, so did I! Well you want to know what I did about it? I stopped GETTING FUCKED by the slashbot janitors, and started taking a BATH!
I now have a 72 year old girlfriend and a stable job!
Think about the message you're sending the nations youth by purchasing "Open Sauce Software" How would you feel if your children took of the GaySource banner? Perhaps you should look into a mighty fine piece of software by microsoft called "WindowsXP" you will be much happier!
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I saw some flip's today, they were working at Mc Donalds. Dirty filipinos about the only job they're capable of. If you're looking for real laborers, Go Mexican, you'll never meet a more idiotic force of cheap labor. And when you want more fuck for your buck nothing beats a mexican whore!
To the horror of many, the great talk-show host Oprah was caught having anal-sex with linux hippie Linus Torballs. Dr. Phil a regular on her talk show said that he was jealous of linuses "hung like a donkey" wang. Scores of oprah fans have been commiting ritual suicide... More to Come...
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Why the do you GNU/Linux hippies even bother, its just another trashy free variation. Nobody even uses any of the other hundreds of worthless distros, whats the diffrence with this one?
Get a Life, Program in VB/MSC++
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Its all about sex, if a program sells it means SEX for the people who produced it, if a program fails to sell it means no SEX for those who produced it, and therefor they will be stuck in a vicious cycle of no sex, and will therefor turn to Linux and the Free Sex Movement(OSS). Gay sex is much worse the straight Sex, those who continue in thier Gay SEX ways will eventually work for companies like VA software and produce kindergarden-code.
If it talked about the superior coding of the WindowsXP operating system it would have been much more insightful. I think WinXP could be the greatest operating system every created. Think about it, how good can an operating system be if its free? You get what you pay for!
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Linux has a userbase of wildly unpredictable ass pirates, and Windows userbase is mostly composed of the IT professional type. Is linux the OS for you? I guess that depends on how much you value the sanctity of your ass cavity.
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Today I caught two unwashed negro children knawing on my electrical wiring. Both fled when confronted with a large broom. Rats arent the only thing to worry about anymore.
Without katz this review feels so shallow...
Everytime Katz bends over....
Masturbate to pictures of the Goatse man.
I want to be a REAL scientist when I grow up.
I was attacked by a well dressed nigger today. Beware of well dressed niggers. That is all
Live from a small tent in mexico: I have just born witnessed to an amazing event, and would not have believed it had I not seen it with my own eyes. Slashdot janitor John "The Animal" Katz has just made the guiness book of world records for being fucked in the ass by a donkey for a record 5000 strokes! Thats rights folks JohnKatz took it in the ass for a full 8 hours. Katz was quoted as saying "I prepared for this event in the slashbot HQ, the janitors there got my ass nice and tender." Thats just amazing john, I sure hope this success carries over into your editorials.... We can only Hope...
Welcome to Slashbot, Please don't feed the Janitors!
Hey fellow slashdotter, do you find that sometimes your ass smells? Great, so did I! Well you want to know what I did about it? I stopped GETTING FUCKED by the slashbot janitors, and started taking a BATH!
I now have a 72 year old girlfriend and a stable job!
If I can do it, so can you!
Think about the message you're sending the nations youth by purchasing "Open Sauce Software" How would you feel if your children took of the GaySource banner? Perhaps you should look into a mighty fine piece of software by microsoft called "WindowsXP" you will be much happier!
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When one little panda sticks his furry willie in another little panda's ear, THAT's sexual harassment.
You make DonkeyHote a Saaaaad Panda.
I saw some flip's today, they were working at Mc Donalds. Dirty filipinos about the only job they're capable of. If you're looking for real laborers, Go Mexican, you'll never meet a more idiotic force of cheap labor. And when you want more fuck for your buck nothing beats a mexican whore!
To the horror of many, the great talk-show host Oprah was caught having anal-sex with linux hippie Linus Torballs. Dr. Phil a regular on her talk show said that he was jealous of linuses "hung like a donkey" wang. Scores of oprah fans have been commiting ritual suicide... More to Come...
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Yet Another Completely Fucking Worthless Distro
Why the do you GNU/Linux hippies even bother, its just another trashy free variation. Nobody even uses any of the other hundreds of worthless distros, whats the diffrence with this one?
Get a Life, Program in VB/MSC++
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My ass hurts, I think its time to uninstall this GNU/Linux software.
use perl;
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Its all about sex, if a program sells it means SEX for the people who produced it, if a program fails to sell it means no SEX for those who produced it, and therefor they will be stuck in a vicious cycle of no sex, and will therefor turn to Linux and the Free Sex Movement(OSS). Gay sex is much worse the straight Sex, those who continue in thier Gay SEX ways will eventually work for companies like VA software and produce kindergarden-code.
If it talked about the superior coding of the WindowsXP operating system it would have been much more insightful. I think WinXP could be the greatest operating system every created. Think about it, how good can an operating system be if its free? You get what you pay for!
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Make sure you get you some!
When one little panda sitcks his furry willie in another little panda's ear, THAT's sexual harrassment.
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CmdrTunaTaco you sir deserve a kick in the nuts.
Record numbers of would-be internet users discover the proliferation of pornographic content on the internet and LOVE IT!
Jesus FUCKING Christ, and you editors expect us to pay for this service??????
Today someone installed Linux on my laptop, does that make me gay? and what can I do to cleanse myself of this so-called "original sin"?
Linux has a userbase of wildly unpredictable ass pirates, and Windows userbase is mostly composed of the IT professional type. Is linux the OS for you?
I guess that depends on how much you value the sanctity of your ass cavity.
RWD 2002
Fuck you Taco
Who fucking cares Mozilla (Like Linux) is the walking DEAD.