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  1. Re:What no spelling? on Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net · · Score: 1

    Hooray, Slashdot is news for ME!

  2. Re:What no spelling? on Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net · · Score: 2

    SPOILER... It was "twin language" if I recall correctly.

  3. Re:The real question... on "David After Dentist" Made $150k For Family · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uh, oh. Leave it to some open source-oriented site to fork "Bohemian Rhapsody."

  4. Re:After a half dozen distros on Slackware 13.1 Released · · Score: 1

    No, the other one is a real poster.

  5. Re:Wait... on Slackware 13.1 Released · · Score: 1

    I had the floppy wrangling down to a science. I'd take over a row of stations in the 24-hour computer lab late at night, moving all but one rolling chair out of the way. Start one disk...next...next, rolling along, and by the time the last one was running the first one would be done. I had 19200 IVDM service at the apartment, so all I needed were A, AP, and N, and I'd go get the rest @ home.

  6. Re:Internet Wars on Wikimedia Confusion Swirls In Wake of Porn Charges · · Score: 1

    Seconded. And I'm flattered!

  7. Re:But, but, on True Tales of Tech Hoarding · · Score: 1

    I know about the VAXbar. Microvaxen are too small. Maybe it would do for picnics.

  8. Re:But, but, on True Tales of Tech Hoarding · · Score: 1

    I don't think you and I are thinking of the same thing. 1) I wasn't kidding. 2) It looks similar to this one.

  9. But, but, on True Tales of Tech Hoarding · · Score: 4, Funny

    I use a MicroVAX for an end table, you insensitive clod!

  10. Re:Cyber != Physical on 9 MA Cyberbullies Indicted For Causing Suicide · · Score: 1

    "Sometimes, there is no better recourse but to swallow one's tears and resort to using one's head as a mallet." --Funakoshi

  11. Re:In most countries..... on 20 Years For Gonzalez In TJX Hacker Case · · Score: 1

    Um, I'm fairly sure that in VA the penalty for what you describe is death. I suppose it's debatable whether that's preferable to 100 years in prison.

  12. Fuzzy words on Cisco's New Router — Trouble For Hollywood · · Score: 1

    If DVDs are from the Mesozoic, peer-to-peer file sharing is not an "emerging technology." The new routers and Internet speeds you're talking about are an emerging technology; P-t-P has pretty darn well emerged. Protip: if you're going to use hyperbole for a good semi-comedic/sarcastic effect, don't mush the meanings of terms in the "straight" part. :)

  13. Re:That's some hot stuff... on MIT Produces Electricity Using Thermopower Waves · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree--but I am *really* looking forward to my flaming electric car. Better start trying to snag the GHST RDR plate now....

  14. Re:Just so you get the pronunciation right... on Time Bomb May Have Destroyed 800 Norfolk City PCs' Data · · Score: 1

    It's the other way 'round--we already know how to pronounce such names, since that's how they've always been said.

    Also--"Staunton" is pronounced the way it is because the town was named for the Stanton family (as in Elizabeth Cady) but was spelled wrong on some document somewhere. So it's pronounced as intended but spelled funny.

    Furthermore, I'll just leave this here^W cheer:

    "We are the girls of Granby High!
    We don't drink & we don't smoke!
    Norfolk! Norfolk! Norfolk!"

  15. Re:Uh huh. on Google Applies To Become Energy Marketer · · Score: 5, Funny

    2011: Google Lobby, LLC
    2012: Google Government, LLC
    2014: Google Arms, LLC
    2016: Google Earth software is renamed "Google Globe" to avoid collision with the name of Google's corporate planet.

  16. Re:If you think if the children, the terrorists wi on Full Body Scanners Violate Child Porn Laws · · Score: 1

    Nobody will do that until one blows up a plane.

  17. Re:ManicMonkey on IT Job Satisfaction Plummets To All-Time Low · · Score: 1

    Someone else shares this opinion. Sort of...(NSFW):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKCdexz5RQ8

  18. Re:Windows wizards.... on Windows 7 Has Lots of "God Modes" · · Score: 1

    Regarding troubleshooters, I had to laugh. I have been telling users since the Win95 days, "ALWAYS click 'Yes, the test page printed.' Even if it didn't print. Or else your computer will waste your time for a while before you can figure out what the problem is.

  19. Re:Other services work fine on Google Unveils goo.gl URL Shortening Service · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Coozy Pumpkins" sounds a hell of a lot worse to me... If that's a euphemism for anything I don't want to know.

  20. Re:infinite? on "Universal Jigsaw Puzzle" Hits Stores In Japan · · Score: 1

    Still finite if you factor (npi) in the human JND for color and the minimum size of a blob of paint!

  21. Re:infinite? on "Universal Jigsaw Puzzle" Hits Stores In Japan · · Score: 1

    I think about this from time to time. Scarily, it appears that some oddball things are calculable in information theory. But it' can be somewhat obvious, like your point about DVDs. On a DVD, a movie is just a binary number, so, ergo, there are a finite number of possible movies. This goes for music, too. I've also wondered if there's a finite number of, say, playable games of chess. It's an odd but interesting thing to think about.

  22. Re:I am scared. I am intrigued. on Scientists Create Artificial Meat · · Score: 1

    Thanks. fuzzyfuzzyfungus provided the gold; I just pointed it out. :)

  23. Re:I am scared. I am intrigued. on Scientists Create Artificial Meat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Weak-kneed members of the public will have to be kept away from the giant culture vats, where hideous amorphous flesh lumps, studded with electrodes, thrash and strain

    This is the best thinly-disguised metaquote about Slashdot I've seen in a long time.

  24. Re:You will have to know tech either way on Tech Or Management Beyond Age 39? · · Score: 1

    As opposed to companies who promote great techs to management without providing any guidance or training (poof! you're a manager) who then proceed to screw up because they don't know the first thing about their new job? Personally, I'd seek an organization that seeks a happy medium, or, even better, promotes people who have proven adept at both.

  25. Oh noes! on China's First Mars Probe Ready To Launch · · Score: 1

    But... but... then MARS will be RED!