Maybe George Lucas can stop making dumb Star Wars' and return to being cool and do another Wizard.
As I recall, in the first Wizard there is a data glove that controlls the NES, where you move your hand around and then your character dies. Sadly in the Wizard the forces of good did not hold this all mighty power glove, and nothing will change in the sequel.
In the Wizard 2, which I am now copyrighting as my own, the new data glove will fall into the evil hands of mr Bin Laden, who will suddenly control all the combine wheat harvesters at the whim of his hand.
In a mastery of diplomatic relations, spear headed by Jessie Jackson, a croquet match is secured between bin Laden and OJ Simpson. "The Murderers Duel" as it's called, plays for the mighty power glove and indirectly the awesome power of the worlds wheat harvesters. With bin Laden in the lead, OJ becomes desperate and quits the game to head for the airport. He soon finds out that bin Laden is dead by a mystery assasin and hops in a white Ford Bronco and drives around with a gun to his head.
In the end Simpson is aquited, but with everyone knowing what really happened he celebrated as a hero, and eventually gets a TV show on UPN.
I was in my golden robe looking for anti-Scientology lies on the Internet, and came across something horrible. As you all know the internet is GOD and as a devout Scientologist I feel it is my duty to purge the lies they lay festering in the backside of my Lord like thorns of ignorance and small bank accounts.
When I came across something awful (the pun is delightful) I almost cried. (Well I did but that was because my mom turned off my computer for 3hours.)
I suggest we phone up our lawyers and get a call into Travolta for some free publicity, this must not go unpunished.
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Maybe George Lucas can stop making dumb Star Wars' and return to being cool and do another Wizard.
As I recall, in the first Wizard there is a data glove that controlls the NES, where you move your hand around and then your character dies. Sadly in the Wizard the forces of good did not hold this all mighty power glove, and nothing will change in the sequel.
In the Wizard 2, which I am now copyrighting as my own, the new data glove will fall into the evil hands of mr Bin Laden, who will suddenly control all the combine wheat harvesters at the whim of his hand.
In a mastery of diplomatic relations, spear headed by Jessie Jackson, a croquet match is secured between bin Laden and OJ Simpson. "The Murderers Duel" as it's called, plays for the mighty power glove and indirectly the awesome power of the worlds wheat harvesters. With bin Laden in the lead, OJ becomes desperate and quits the game to head for the airport. He soon finds out that bin Laden is dead by a mystery assasin and hops in a white Ford Bronco and drives around with a gun to his head.
In the end Simpson is aquited, but with everyone knowing what really happened he celebrated as a hero, and eventually gets a TV show on UPN.
I was in my golden robe looking for anti-Scientology lies on the Internet, and came across something horrible. As you all know the internet is GOD and as a devout Scientologist I feel it is my duty to purge the lies they lay festering in the backside of my Lord like thorns of ignorance and small bank accounts.
When I came across something awful (the pun is delightful) I almost cried. (Well I did but that was because my mom turned off my computer for 3hours.)
I suggest we phone up our lawyers and get a call into Travolta for some free publicity, this must not go unpunished.