Timmah! does not get free head. He pays $5 a spaz just like everyone else on the Slashdot 'editorial' staff. Well, JonKatz gets a senior citizens discount, he pays $4.
I am kinda scared of it. I know it is going to be massive. I have to come into work, so my cow-orkers will enjoy my mega-turd as well.
Could some crack abusing mod mod this down, so I can post at -1 again? (Even thought you are suposed to mod UP posts, someone might read my '0' rated post and be corrupted.) I know that modding me down is just your way of telling me you love me and my posts; I love you too! Thanks in advance!
I had a nasty hamburger from Carpool In Herndon, Va last night. Beer was $4 a pint! My tab for a burger and two pints was $16. Wow!
It did make a nice turd this morning tho. It was average size and shape. It took a good minute of pushing to get it going. There was very little smell to it. I rank this turd as a 6.
I would like to talk about half bathrooms. These are bathrooms that just have a toilet and sink. They are usually under a stairwell in a house. What usets me is when some little shithead nephew of my So locks himself in the big spacious bathroom and I have to try to take a shit in the half bathroom. When you are 6'8", it is a pain in the ass. Please, for the sake of us larger people, don't install half bathrooms. Thank you.
NO! Microsoft was withholding the patch because they are evil! You must be new here. You should read the FAQ before posting. Here are some tips:
If someone posts: "Bill Gates just ended world hunger and stopped all wars." The correct response is: "That fucking bastard! He is only doing that so more people will use M$" (NOTE: Always spell MS with a '$')
If someone posts:"Linus just went nuts and killed several thousand children!" The correct response is: "Good, they would have just grown-up and used M$ anyway."
Your story is pretty funny.
I was in the field for BIO-267 and had to take a dump. It was a good 2 miles back to the nearest bathroom. I had to walk over to where I thouhgt was a secluded area to take a dump. So, I am there squatting next to a tree when 4 people on horseback come down the trail. They could see right over the tops of the brush I was behind. They just stood there and gawked. I yelled at them to beat it, or I would have to charge admission. It was an awkward situation.
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a bacteria! Just laying around all day, eating and drinking beer while checking out hot babes; Hell, it would be like being Hugh Heffner.
Too bad Brazil is a hellhole. Your women aren't that beautiful, but I have yet to meet one who whould not take it up the ass and love it. I also hear that Brazilian men are all flaming homos; they also love it in the ass.
My turd today was quite regular. Which, considering the past few days, is a good thing.
I was able to eat a ham and cheese sandwich last night and it stayed down and did not
turn in to diareah. The sandwich made a good turd. I took a few moments to get it going
but it came out nicely. It was a dark brown in color and did not stink much. It was
your normal turd shape. I rate this turd at a 6.
Yesterday, in one of my fan's replies, a comment was made on low-flush toilets and
how they are the bane of all people who use them. I have noted two types of these
low-flush toilets. The first is a multi-flusher. These are the ones that you have
to flush several times inorder to get the job done. These tiolets defeat the idea of a
low-flush toilet, since you have to use just as much water as a regular toilet when you
flush several times. C'mon, how retarded is that? The second type is the jet assisted
flusher. These use a powerful jet of water to get the job done. The draw back is they
will often times fling some parts of the turd out of the bowl. This is very disgusting,
to say the least.
Does that mean that your turds are somehow related to Guiness beer? Well, if I drink a dozen or more pints of Guiness, I will get the beer shits. Outside of that, my turds have little to do with Guiness. So, don't worry about one of my turds being in your perfect pint.
Thanks for your suggestion. However I am on some medication that messes with my stomach sometimes, so I could drink a gallon of pepto and it wouldn't do squat. I am sure I will be fine tomorrow.
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must add som elowercase text, so taco doesn't think I am yelling.
Timmah! does not get free head. He pays $5 a spaz just like everyone else on the Slashdot 'editorial' staff. Well, JonKatz gets a senior citizens discount, he pays $4.
You need to loosen your grip on RedHat's collective cock.
Eat a dick, AC fucktard.
Zzzzzzzz.....
Could some crack abusing mod mod this down, so I can post at -1 again? (Even thought you are suposed to mod UP posts, someone might read my '0' rated post and be corrupted.) I know that modding me down is just your way of telling me you love me and my posts; I love you too! Thanks in advance!
As the Official Turd Reporter for Slashdot, I can vouch for the fact that Slashcode looks like a smelly turd.
I had a nasty hamburger from Carpool In Herndon, Va last night. Beer was $4 a pint! My tab for a burger and two pints was $16. Wow!
It did make a nice turd this morning tho. It was average size and shape. It took a good minute of pushing to get it going. There was very little smell to it. I rank this turd as a 6.
I would like to talk about half bathrooms. These are bathrooms that just have a toilet and sink. They are usually under a stairwell in a house. What usets me is when some little shithead nephew of my So locks himself in the big spacious bathroom and I have to try to take a shit in the half bathroom. When you are 6'8", it is a pain in the ass. Please, for the sake of us larger people, don't install half bathrooms. Thank you.
If someone posts: "Bill Gates just ended world hunger and stopped all wars." The correct response is: "That fucking bastard! He is only doing that so more people will use M$" (NOTE: Always spell MS with a '$')
If someone posts:"Linus just went nuts and killed several thousand children!" The correct response is: "Good, they would have just grown-up and used M$ anyway."
I hope this has helped.
They moved on. They were not Japs. They could have been cheap Germans, I guess.
Someone took a shit in he bathroom and it smells like all hell. I am going to have to go to a different floor to piss.
Your story is pretty funny.
I was in the field for BIO-267 and had to take a dump. It was a good 2 miles back to the nearest bathroom. I had to walk over to where I thouhgt was a secluded area to take a dump. So, I am there squatting next to a tree when 4 people on horseback come down the trail. They could see right over the tops of the brush I was behind. They just stood there and gawked. I yelled at them to beat it, or I would have to charge admission. It was an awkward situation.
The one for 11/21/2001 is posted here. Sorry if you missed it. I will be posting again tomorrow. A Thanksgiving Special!
Dude, Taco's anus is by no-means slim. It is more like fat and sloppy.
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a bacteria! Just laying around all day, eating and drinking beer while checking out hot babes; Hell, it would be like being Hugh Heffner.
It is also (according to you) a bastion of child molesters.
Too bad Brazil is a hellhole. Your women aren't that beautiful, but I have yet to meet one who whould not take it up the ass and love it. I also hear that Brazilian men are all flaming homos; they also love it in the ass.
It is not a crime to be a hypocrite either. He is against censorware, yet he works on slashdot (which is censorware).
If it is not your machine, why are you 'checking' its security? How is an admin suposed to know that you are not an evil hax0r?
Too bad it is still a festering shithole.
Don't hack computers that are not yours. Problem averted. If you can not do the time, do not do the crime.
My turd today was quite regular. Which, considering the past few days, is a good thing. I was able to eat a ham and cheese sandwich last night and it stayed down and did not turn in to diareah. The sandwich made a good turd. I took a few moments to get it going but it came out nicely. It was a dark brown in color and did not stink much. It was your normal turd shape. I rate this turd at a 6.
Yesterday, in one of my fan's replies, a comment was made on low-flush toilets and how they are the bane of all people who use them. I have noted two types of these low-flush toilets. The first is a multi-flusher. These are the ones that you have to flush several times inorder to get the job done. These tiolets defeat the idea of a low-flush toilet, since you have to use just as much water as a regular toilet when you flush several times. C'mon, how retarded is that? The second type is the jet assisted flusher. These use a powerful jet of water to get the job done. The draw back is they will often times fling some parts of the turd out of the bowl. This is very disgusting, to say the least.
Does that mean that your turds are somehow related to Guiness beer?
Well, if I drink a dozen or more pints of Guiness, I will get the beer shits. Outside of that, my turds have little to do with Guiness. So, don't worry about one of my turds being in your perfect pint.
Thanks for your suggestion. However I am on some medication that messes with my stomach sometimes, so I could drink a gallon of pepto and it wouldn't do squat. I am sure I will be fine tomorrow.
I found a store that sells Milwaukee's Best (and Schlitz!). I drank a 12 pack. Boy, did that clean the old pipes. Thanks!