Je ne pense pas que mes deux points seraient heureux après dépassement des vannes papillon d'un carb de quatre barils. Je pense que j'essayerai au ketchup de Heinz. ils ont la couleur pourpre à la mémoire vers le haut de la rue. Je la mangerai avec des fritures et ferai un rapport à vous demain.
Désolé, mais des demandes doit être pour les éléments comestibles. Le carburator d'un Buick 1965 n'est pas comestible. le club entier de livre d'Oprah Winfrey n'est pas même lisible, beaucoup moins comestible. Althought, celui expliquerait pourquoi elle est un morceau fucking si en graisse de graisse de porc.
I are a pound of cheeze-curls last night. I was rewarded with a bright ornage turd. It took a bit of pushing but it came out in one massive plop. It was without form and stunk like cheese. It made a pyramid of poop in the toilet. It flushed down, but parts of it stuck to the bowl. I rate this turd as a 7.
This report is a customer report as requested by one of my fans. If you take the time to email me a request, I will consider eating what you want me to eat. I will report on the resulting turd. Enjoy!
Can be played anywhere you have a browser. You can play as a troll, karma whore, crap flooder, linux zealot, crack abusing moderator, or just be a 23 year old linux user/virgin. Try to gain karma, or see how fast you can hit the default '-1' post. It is rated 'M' for mature, due to adult themes and child like behaviour.
they waste precious space My posts don't waste any more space that the hords of linux zealots that post "M$ sucks. Linux rulez!" 200 times when any MS article is made. So, what is your point?
...& bandwidthDear God, you are a fucktard. We are talking about TEXT. You talk as if I am posting 100M binaries.
BTW, I have 4 accounts that are at the karma cap. Getting that was easy, if you know how to generate posts that the slashdot mods will mod-up.
Set your reading level to '0' or '-1' and the evil trolls magicly go away. By default accounts are set to read at '+1'. If you are reading '-1' posts, it is because you have set your reading level to make those posts show up.
Slashdot's editors seem to think it is some kind of personal war.. hehe. It's actually pretty humorous to watch. The hard core linux zealots take it more personally than the editors, IMHO. My posting a troll to Slashdot is to a Linux zealot what me dry-humping the statue of the Virgin Mary during Sunday Mass is to a Catholic.
If on the other hand you keep it quiet, find who is posting the crap, and just ban their IP address range you don't attract attention very easily. That is just another part of the challenge. I can get around an IP block, if I have a real hard-on for posting to a site:
dobbs# wc -l abused.web.proxies.txt
9419
The weblog will have 25% of the net nulled before I run out of proxies; that doesn't include Wingates, SOCKS proxies, and the like. So, why bother?
Re:The Turd Report 12/01/2001 (The Weekend Edition
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· Score: -1
No, network security and abuse for a tier-1 backbone provider.
As a troll, I can post on-topic for this discussion.
Don't follow Slashdot's lead. A moderation system can be nice, but any zealots on your website will just act ignorant with it. As an example; ALL my posts are at '-1', yet every other day, some moderator will try to mod me down. If you have moderation, you should ban people who will not follow the moderation guidelines.
Don't try lameness filters. You see how well they 'work' here. the 'Eat my Nuts' ascii art still shows up, but if you try to post a semi-large snippet of perl, you get filtered.
Is stopping the trolls woth the time and effort? As you can see, most trolls here post at '-1' by default. The only people who read the trolls are people who *want* to read them. If you are censoring trolls, they will see your efforts as a challenge and will just try harder. You might make your situation worse. I know many trolls troll slashdot because it gets a reaction from the editors.
The Turd Report 12/01/2001 (The Weekend Edition)
on
.museum TLDs are Live
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· Score: -1
Maybe I should get 'TheTurdReport.museum'? Nah...
I had a chicken wrap with baby corn, onions, green beans, and lettuce. It was srapped in a spinich tortila. It was very good. The turd it generated was a nice long one, about 16 inches and had a diameter of 2.5 inches. It took a few moments of pushing, but just flew out once it got going. It stuck perpendicular to the water-line and was above the surface. It had a slight earthy odor and a deep brown color. I rate this turd an 8.
I have determined that the company I work for does things to piss off its employees. They installed parking bumps. We have to swipe our company ID to get in the building and to access the floor we work on, due to the 'terrorist threat'. It is a 20 minute walk to/from my car on the weekends. The company doesn't have the money for raises or new hires, but they have the money to put lame-assed xmas decorations everywhere. Just to add to it my balls still touch the water when I take a shit here; I have to hold my nuts when I take a shit. Sigh...
Will it be used to 'protect' a well knows star (ie: Michael Jackson or some other pop-star) or will it be some unheard of (ie: Uncle Fudd's Oom-Pah Band)?
Look here. or you can look in my diary. I update my diary, even when I am banned from posting, due to mods modding my '-1' posts down. (Which I personally think should get the moderator banned from moderating. Mods should mod UP posts and not waste points on modding down a post that is at a default of '-1'. I hope that Jamie will include this in a patch to Slashcode.)
I did have a terrible wipe from a workplace dump the other day. I recommend those new wipes they have - basically they are like baby wipes for adults with packaging so you don't have to be ashamed to bring them to the checkout.
Those wet-wipes rule. When I was in the hospital for kidney failure, I used them. They rock. I have them at home and here at work. I use the wipes for the first part of the wipe, then TP for the end and a bit of drying.
I had a cheese steak at work yesterday. It was very good. It made a nice turd. It took
a good deal of pushing to get it going, which was kind of suprising, cause I felt like I
was going to shit my pants in my cube. It was a generic brown. If it hadn't broken, I
guess it would have been about 18 inches long. But it broke in to three pieces. Due
to the low depth of the bowl, the turd was partaly above water and eminated a raunchy smell.
I rate this turd a 7.
I would like to take this time to thank my fans. Especialy the ones who take the time to
email me. I make The Turd Report (and the turds) by myself for you. I am glad that you all
enjoy them as much as I do making them.
It was burrito night last night. I had a big steak burrito with lots of beans and
cheese. It was yummy. This morning i was greeted by a nice big turd. It was black
as night. Not very long (for me); it was about 12 inches and as big around as a golf
ball. It did stink and made my eyes water. None of my cow-orkers came into the
bathroom. It came out quick and easily. I give this turd a 7.
I would like to be
serious for a moment here. This is
Colon Cancer Awareness month. Please be nice to your colon and it will be nice to
you. Also, don't put objects up your butt. (JonKatz, Hemos, and Taco, this goes double for
you guys) Otherwise the
results could be disaseterous.
What use is a bitchslap against a non-troll account? I have had a non-troll account get bitchslapped. Several +4 and +5 posts are now gone. This does not harm me at all, but it could be a problem for any Slashdot reader (soon to be a paying Slashdot reader) who is looking for information on the topics I have replied to (mostly security and spam issues). What will these members have to say when they find that information is being kept from them? How will you respond?
The Thanksgiving Turd. All I can say is: Holy living fuck! I wanted to
call the local sewage department and warn them of the un-natural beast of
a turd that was making its way down the pipe. I ate a lot for Thanksgiving.
Turkey, oyster dressing, corn (lots of corn), peas, mashed taters, cranberry,
corn-bread stuffing. I also drank a lot of tea and a magnum of Heinekin. On
Friday, I got my reward. A 20+ inch telephone pole that was as big around as
a beer can. It was like giving birth. I used the handicap stall, so I could
streach out. It was multi-colored due to the corn and peas. It smelled like
a pile of burning tires. My cow-orkers avoided the bathroom for a good half-hour.
I almost cried with joy. I give this my highest possible rating: 9.9
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Je ne pense pas que mes deux points seraient heureux après dépassement des vannes papillon d'un carb de quatre barils. Je pense que j'essayerai au ketchup de Heinz. ils ont la couleur pourpre à la mémoire vers le haut de la rue. Je la mangerai avec des fritures et ferai un rapport à vous demain.
Désolé, mais des demandes doit être pour les éléments comestibles. Le carburator d'un Buick 1965 n'est pas comestible. le club entier de livre d'Oprah Winfrey n'est pas même lisible, beaucoup moins comestible. Althought, celui expliquerait pourquoi elle est un morceau fucking si en graisse de graisse de porc.
This report is a customer report as requested by one of my fans. If you take the time to email me a request, I will consider eating what you want me to eat. I will report on the resulting turd. Enjoy!
Can be played anywhere you have a browser. You can play as a troll, karma whore, crap flooder, linux zealot, crack abusing moderator, or just be a 23 year old linux user/virgin. Try to gain karma, or see how fast you can hit the default '-1' post. It is rated 'M' for mature, due to adult themes and child like behaviour.
Moderation Totals: Troll=4, Interesting=1, Informative=1, Funny=2, Underrated=1, Total=9.
My posts don't waste any more space that the hords of linux zealots that post "M$ sucks. Linux rulez!" 200 times when any MS article is made. So, what is your point?
BTW, I have 4 accounts that are at the karma cap. Getting that was easy, if you know how to generate posts that the slashdot mods will mod-up.
Moderation Totals: Troll=2, Interesting=1, Informative=1, Total=4.
Set your reading level to '0' or '-1' and the evil trolls magicly go away. By default accounts are set to read at '+1'. If you are reading '-1' posts, it is because you have set your reading level to make those posts show up.
The hard core linux zealots take it more personally than the editors, IMHO. My posting a troll to Slashdot is to a Linux zealot what me dry-humping the statue of the Virgin Mary during Sunday Mass is to a Catholic.
If on the other hand you keep it quiet, find who is posting the crap, and just ban their IP address range you don't attract attention very easily.
The weblog will have 25% of the net nulled before I run out of proxies; that doesn't include Wingates, SOCKS proxies, and the like. So, why bother?That is just another part of the challenge. I can get around an IP block, if I have a real hard-on for posting to a site:
No, network security and abuse for a tier-1 backbone provider.
- Don't follow Slashdot's lead. A moderation system can be nice, but any zealots on your website will just act ignorant with it. As an example; ALL my posts are at '-1', yet every other day, some moderator will try to mod me down. If you have moderation, you should ban people who will not follow the moderation guidelines.
- Don't try lameness filters. You see how well they 'work' here. the 'Eat my Nuts' ascii art still shows up, but if you try to post a semi-large snippet of perl, you get filtered.
- Is stopping the trolls woth the time and effort? As you can see, most trolls here post at '-1' by default. The only people who read the trolls are people who *want* to read them. If you are censoring trolls, they will see your efforts as a challenge and will just try harder. You might make your situation worse. I know many trolls troll slashdot because it gets a reaction from the editors.
But, since I am a troll, I just can't be 100% helpful, so here is a goatse.cx link.I had a chicken wrap with baby corn, onions, green beans, and lettuce. It was srapped in a spinich tortila. It was very good. The turd it generated was a nice long one, about 16 inches and had a diameter of 2.5 inches. It took a few moments of pushing, but just flew out once it got going. It stuck perpendicular to the water-line and was above the surface. It had a slight earthy odor and a deep brown color. I rate this turd an 8.
I have determined that the company I work for does things to piss off its employees. They installed parking bumps. We have to swipe our company ID to get in the building and to access the floor we work on, due to the 'terrorist threat'. It is a 20 minute walk to/from my car on the weekends. The company doesn't have the money for raises or new hires, but they have the money to put lame-assed xmas decorations everywhere. Just to add to it my balls still touch the water when I take a shit here; I have to hold my nuts when I take a shit. Sigh...
Can you imagine the stink generated by the thousands of unwashed nerds? Wow. I am shocked that people are not passing out from the fumes.
Will it be used to 'protect' a well knows star (ie: Michael Jackson or some other pop-star) or will it be some unheard of (ie: Uncle Fudd's Oom-Pah Band)?
Look here. or you can look in my diary. I update my diary, even when I am banned from posting, due to mods modding my '-1' posts down. (Which I personally think should get the moderator banned from moderating. Mods should mod UP posts and not waste points on modding down a post that is at a default of '-1'. I hope that Jamie will include this in a patch to Slashcode.)
Well, I expect my spam-load to drop. That is one plus from this.
Those wet-wipes rule. When I was in the hospital for kidney failure, I used them. They rock. I have them at home and here at work. I use the wipes for the first part of the wipe, then TP for the end and a bit of drying.
I had a cheese steak at work yesterday. It was very good. It made a nice turd. It took a good deal of pushing to get it going, which was kind of suprising, cause I felt like I was going to shit my pants in my cube. It was a generic brown. If it hadn't broken, I guess it would have been about 18 inches long. But it broke in to three pieces. Due to the low depth of the bowl, the turd was partaly above water and eminated a raunchy smell. I rate this turd a 7.
I would like to take this time to thank my fans. Especialy the ones who take the time to email me. I make The Turd Report (and the turds) by myself for you. I am glad that you all enjoy them as much as I do making them.
yup.
I would like to be serious for a moment here. This is Colon Cancer Awareness month. Please be nice to your colon and it will be nice to you. Also, don't put objects up your butt. (JonKatz, Hemos, and Taco, this goes double for you guys) Otherwise the results could be disaseterous.
This is only a test.
Thanks for your time
Do the women still have their beards?
The Thanksgiving Turd. All I can say is: Holy living fuck! I wanted to call the local sewage department and warn them of the un-natural beast of a turd that was making its way down the pipe. I ate a lot for Thanksgiving. Turkey, oyster dressing, corn (lots of corn), peas, mashed taters, cranberry, corn-bread stuffing. I also drank a lot of tea and a magnum of Heinekin. On Friday, I got my reward. A 20+ inch telephone pole that was as big around as a beer can. It was like giving birth. I used the handicap stall, so I could streach out. It was multi-colored due to the corn and peas. It smelled like a pile of burning tires. My cow-orkers avoided the bathroom for a good half-hour. I almost cried with joy. I give this my highest possible rating: 9.9