This is brilliant!!! Looks at the amount of karma wasted!!
Why gee, that's a surprise... (Score:4, Troll)
by Rosco P. Coltrane on Wednesday November 28,
@04:31AM (#2623711)
(User #209368 Info)
"... but RMS has not been elected"
RMS has acted as a intolerant stubborn donkey for so long with regard to software that he isn't taken seriously anymore. Even the FSF are getting really tired of him now.
Don't get me wrong, his strong opinions *were* the right attitude when free software was something of a novelty, when the business world was taking the few free software people for lunatics. But that was years ago. Now the world at large at least takes free software seriously, and Stallman has become as useful as a fire hydrant in the middle of a bike trail.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
dude that is unwise for your colon. A proper dump needs to come out when nature says - holding it longer can make for an unpleasant experience. You also should not force the dump.
Everyone's dumps are different due to diet, hydration, bacteria in your digestive system. I usually get the good totem poles when I have had plenty of liquid and a lot of fat. Fat is the key to a good moist clingy stool in my opinion. A dry dump is likely to come out in pellets. Depending on the the food and your overall diet it can take days for a particular item to go through the whole system.
props to you dawg. Your reports are an inspiration to us all. It is sad that j0ncats can post his shat on the front page yet your informative posts are modded down.
I have not had any decent dumps worth mentioning in a week - they have all been nuggets or pooplets.
I did have a terrible wipe from a workplace dump the other day. I recommend those new wipes they have - basically they are like baby wipes for adults with packaging so you don't have to be ashamed to bring them to the checkout.
Blessed is the tongue, for they shall inhabit cmdr tacos twat. -- j0n Cats
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover
yeah the bitch mods on this site do such a great job now - as long as I can use google at -1 that's fine. Otherwise ever cmdr nacho, linux loving page will end up top ranked. maybe google can have a whole engine that does katz searches - but I guess you can already do that by entering 'kiddie pr0n' as your search term.
I wasted a post now I have to wait two minutes - will it deny me first post?
still waiting
waiting.....
damn I missed it
Re:O'Reilley : RMS :: Libertarianism : Socialism
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I bow to you - you have combined an absolutely content free karma whore post with a good troll - look at all the pointless replies to this. Sir - join us under the bridge for you are a true troll in the purest sense.
damn you bastards!!! If you mod me up my damn karma may go positive. The above post is a troll and should be modded accordingly. If I was looking to gain karma I would have said something about how linux Rul3z and M$ suxors and I want to blow Linus and emacs rules and bla bla bla....
I always create a 'landing pad' for my craps. Obviously the best route is to keep a good long log but sometimes they come out in parts - the worst is a pinched off log - that virtually guarantees a difficult wipe job. Sometimes I will move up into a high crouch position to keep the log intact - I am sure that is the technique used by the Turd Reporter as well. Crouching Dump, Hidden Crapper.
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i have filthy dsl from evil verizon - but at least i will be able to download japanese anime come saturday
Why gee, that's a surprise ... (Score:4, Troll)
by Rosco P. Coltrane on Wednesday November 28,
@04:31AM (#2623711)
(User #209368 Info)
"... but RMS has not been elected"
RMS has acted as a intolerant stubborn donkey for so long with regard to software that he isn't taken seriously anymore. Even the FSF are getting really tired of him now.
Don't get me wrong, his strong opinions *were* the right attitude when free software was something of a novelty, when the business world was taking the few free software people for lunatics. But that was years ago. Now the world at large at least takes free software seriously, and Stallman has become as useful as a fire hydrant in the middle of a bike trail.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
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When I was at worldcom, I learned a dirty little secret about your mom - she likes to hog my bandwidth.
'nough said!
Everyone's dumps are different due to diet, hydration, bacteria in your digestive system. I usually get the good totem poles when I have had plenty of liquid and a lot of fat. Fat is the key to a good moist clingy stool in my opinion. A dry dump is likely to come out in pellets. Depending on the the food and your overall diet it can take days for a particular item to go through the whole system.
I have not had any decent dumps worth mentioning in a week - they have all been nuggets or pooplets.
I did have a terrible wipe from a workplace dump the other day. I recommend those new wipes they have - basically they are like baby wipes for adults with packaging so you don't have to be ashamed to bring them to the checkout.
I'll take "the penis mightier than the s word"
suck it down
Blessed is the tongue, for they shall inhabit cmdr tacos twat. -- j0n Cats Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover
they need more jails for you damn criminals and theives.
is a great idea
this film will give me a visual rim job
http://www.turdtwister.com/index.php
is his wide open anus
linux has always been encrusted by j0ncats
yeah the bitch mods on this site do such a great job now - as long as I can use google at -1 that's fine. Otherwise ever cmdr nacho, linux loving page will end up top ranked. maybe google can have a whole engine that does katz searches - but I guess you can already do that by entering 'kiddie pr0n' as your search term.
the goatsex page will be properly ranked by google.
sukas!
still waiting
waiting.....
damn I missed it
I bow to you - you have combined an absolutely content free karma whore post with a good troll - look at all the pointless replies to this. Sir - join us under the bridge for you are a true troll in the purest sense.
damn you bastards!!! If you mod me up my damn karma may go positive. The above post is a troll and should be modded accordingly. If I was looking to gain karma I would have said something about how linux Rul3z and M$ suxors and I want to blow Linus and emacs rules and bla bla bla....
i'm on vacation - back to troll next tuesday
I always create a 'landing pad' for my craps. Obviously the best route is to keep a good long log but sometimes they come out in parts - the worst is a pinched off log - that virtually guarantees a difficult wipe job. Sometimes I will move up into a high crouch position to keep the log intact - I am sure that is the technique used by the Turd Reporter as well. Crouching Dump, Hidden Crapper.
nice - i was so excited by my first post I crapped myself - does anyone know how to get crap stains out of leather?
BSD is..... oh sorry, wrong system.