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  1. damn it on GameCube Hardware In Depth on Anandtech · · Score: -1
    how can slashbots complain about repetitive trolls or label something redundant when the same 6 damn articles appear on here every day? There should be a buzzword bingo game:

    big brother
    linux
    star wars
    game cube
    MS/evil
    sodomy
    penis birds
    BSD
    gnu

    Same thing every day.

  2. Re:The Turd Report 12/07/2001 on The Left Hand of Darkness · · Score: -1

    where did you eat the burrito from? The ones from Chipotle seem especially good for dumps if you get some of that corn salsa, hot salsa, and black beans in it.

  3. I remember seeing the Ass Station months ago on Review: ZapStation Media Box · · Score: -1

    I first saw it in Roblimo's pants - he invited Jon Katz to sit on it

  4. Re:FIRST POST! on Severed Optical Nerves Can Be Made To Grow Again · · Score: -1

    Roblimo is gonna sodomize you for this! Back in line, karma whore!

  5. suck my balls on You May Not Link This Web Site · · Score: -1

    you damn dirty linux lovers.

  6. first euros suck post on Transatlantic Gigabit Gaming.. err, Research · · Score: -1

    Bite me euros - if you want any respect, kick those filthy french off the continent or at least make them take a bath.

  7. open source cars on Is Hacking Cars a Thing of the Past? · · Score: -1

    that would be great - half the car companies would go out of business. And my mechanic would tell me to RTFM when my transmission dies!

  8. when is j0n going before the military tribunal? on The Age of Paine Revisited · · Score: -1

    I will testify - he is a terrorist!

  9. michael on Email Turns Thirty · · Score: -1

    please shutup and return to filching. This article is not even worth me trolling.

  10. Strom - Happy 99th Birthday!!! on Broadband Bermuda Triangle · · Score: -1

    Are you the highlander or something? How the hell are you still alive?

  11. slashdot is just like drug community on World Cyber Games Underway · · Score: -1
    We have all the same players:

    karma whores = crack whores
    Mods = dealers
    J0nKatz = Nancy Reagan or Columbia depending on your point of view

    Trolls are of course just the regular junkies - all the regular users are just like the little girl who gets shot in a turf war between gangs of dealers.

    So slashbot is like a crack house. I guess that makes Adequacy like the Betty Ford clinic.

  12. suck it on World Cyber Games Underway · · Score: -1

    bite the monkey

  13. haha on Network Webcurity Wishlist? · · Score: -1
    I have dealt with congress - mostly lazy penis driven tools. Very few actually care about security - unless you mean not getting caught banging interns.

    My personal experience with government networks and computers is that they are about as secure as a box of donuts in a room of programmers.

  14. it's an apple... on Flat-panel iMacs in Apple's Future? · · Score: -1

    It has no future except in museums.

  15. Re:The Multilingual Turd Report for 12/04/2001 on Liberty Alliance Gains Momentum · · Score: -1
    Simply fantastic. Once again your fine fecal efforts have brightened the day of all.

    Was that particular dietary choice a slashbot request or was it your own? If it was your own I worry that about your dietary habits. Also, try eating peanut butter, frosting, and water for a day. There was a nice weblog of a guy who did that for a week - I think his main complaint was the burning.

    I am worried about what lies in wait for me - I have had a lot of salsa and hot sauce the last few days and I have hard some real burning gas. I have a feeling this is not going to come out well - hopefully it will come out at home so I can get a good wipe.

  16. Re:very much being accessible on What Accessibility Options Exist for Unix? · · Score: -1
    glad to have brightened your day.

    In the end, good trolling is all about helping others get through a long day.

    Also, it is about dead penis birds and telling Cmdr Nacho and j0ncats to enjoy all the gay sex they are getting now before OSDN gets shutdown.

  17. Re:C: A Dead Language on Information Security On An Olympic Scale · · Score: -1
    It is hard to create quality troll material, just as it is hard to create a good, quality steaming pile of fecal matter.

    Some trolls just enjoy the anonymous release of trolling - just like katz enjoys releasing himself into Rob.

    So leave us our penis birds, Stephen King is dead, grits, and other mindless posts.

  18. very much being accessible on What Accessibility Options Exist for Unix? · · Score: -1
    if you are a fat, bitter, communist, anti-social longhaired hippie it is extremely accessible.

    At least as accessible as your mom is.

  19. damn early penis bird post on Physicists War Over a Unified Theory · · Score: -1

    Foiled by that pesky 20 second wait again.

  20. Re:West Nile on The Future of Ideas · · Score: -1

    thanks for shutting up these stupid commie long haired fruits.

  21. first penis bird post on AMD, IBM Announce Transistor Advances · · Score: -1

    well not really - actually there was an excellent history of the penis bird industry posted earlier.

  22. damn slow troll tuesday on Porting Debian to... Windows · · Score: -1

    where the hell is everyone!

  23. Re:the Turd Report 12/03/2001 on Sci Fi Gives Green Light To "Children of Dune" · · Score: -1
    I had some fajitas this weekend with tons of hot sauce and had some real burn from my dumps yesterday afternoon.

    I ate at that fondue place a while back and had some real sliders. I sometimes think it is not the food as much as the person - my old roommate could eat perfectly normal food but he almost always had explosive feces. His toilet literally had crap all under the top of the rim.

    I was always too afraid to ask how it got there - was it reflecting off the bottom? Could his explosive crap be traveling at a greater than 90 degree angle from his ass? I guess it is better that remains a mystery.

  24. Re:Very subtle propaganda on Sci Fi Gives Green Light To "Children of Dune" · · Score: -1

    I'm sure the jewish controlled media is behind it all.

  25. Re:Dear acerebral AC fucktard. on When Should a Website Edit Its Users? · · Score: -1

    you seem like a good person to ask - can you clean my rim for me?