this troll has been done you pussy. If you would devote more of your time to something (buttsex) besides slashbot, there would be a lot less ky jelly out there and a lot more satisfied pedophiles like jon cats.
I have been looking into this thing for 2 years. It ain't gonna happen. They have been promising it for so long - they are just waiting for Compaq to die so they can slap a yopy label on some old ipaqs and sell then to you damn geeks for a healthy markup.
come on little camper, turn that frown upside down.
Trolls are a sign of life - life finding bacteria on mars. We are the scavengers - actually more like parasites - feeding off of the other more productive members of the ecosystem.
Or maybe we are just maggots, feeding off the dead pile of puss that is/.
no that is not fair. Fair is Cats being eaten by monsterous mutant catfish. Fair is Cats getting the drip from Cmdr_Nacho. How does Cats post this crap and get it on the front page - if I dumped this same fecal matter on the screen it would be a -1 flamebait.
I had a pretty bad one this morning - one decent snake, about 7 inches; then I had to work to get two more small chunks out. They were pretty hot two - my cornhole was uncomfortable for a good 10 minutes afterward. Luckily, it was a pretty clean wipe. Alot of times when they come out in pieces like that, it makes for a pretty messy wipe job. No smell, but mine rarely do, and a good dark brown color. By the Turd Report standard I would rate it a 6.
amen to that. People are ignorant of the rules all the time here. Lucky for me there are a lot more women than men in my section of the building. There is a nice safe haven bathroom - it has an open window to the outside so it is very serene. But there is one guy who I swear forces himself to take 2 craps a day - grunting, stanky odor, the whole production. I usually try to do a fly by - if it is clear, I go take care of business. One time I went in while he was there - he was in the middle of a pause and I did not know it was him - then right as I sit down he starts grunting and groaning again. A tip for you kids - forcing one out is bad for your colon. You don't need to wait until it is poking its head out but you should not have to force it - you need to eat more fiber.
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this is news i thought most of the people on slashbot were cockless
this troll has been done you pussy. If you would devote more of your time to something (buttsex) besides slashbot, there would be a lot less ky jelly out there and a lot more satisfied pedophiles like jon cats.
you are a fine example of a penis....a dead one.
poop
I have been looking into this thing for 2 years. It ain't gonna happen. They have been promising it for so long - they are just waiting for Compaq to die so they can slap a yopy label on some old ipaqs and sell then to you damn geeks for a healthy markup.
Cmdr Taco swallows!!
dead penis bird?
welcome back sunken kursk. you are truly an inspirational troll.
how did a stupid penis like you ever get positive karma?
my butt is kind of sweaty today. I little bit of moisture in the butt crack - it is very uncomfortable. My taint is a little musty also.
Trolls are a sign of life - life finding bacteria on mars. We are the scavengers - actually more like parasites - feeding off of the other more productive members of the ecosystem.
Or maybe we are just maggots, feeding off the dead pile of puss that is /.
Yeah, I think that second one is right.
sounds more like he broke his second wind.
no that is not fair. Fair is Cats being eaten by monsterous mutant catfish. Fair is Cats getting the drip from Cmdr_Nacho. How does Cats post this crap and get it on the front page - if I dumped this same fecal matter on the screen it would be a -1 flamebait.
wintel is a year older and a year suckier
damn you Cats, have the good courtesy to die!!
damn this is the slowest troll tuesday I have seen in a while. No dead penis birds? Where's the goatsex?
I had a pretty bad one this morning - one decent snake, about 7 inches; then I had to work to get two more small chunks out. They were pretty hot two - my cornhole was uncomfortable for a good 10 minutes afterward. Luckily, it was a pretty clean wipe. Alot of times when they come out in pieces like that, it makes for a pretty messy wipe job. No smell, but mine rarely do, and a good dark brown color. By the Turd Report standard I would rate it a 6.
I snared my penis.
Some mod must have gotten some of that cheap afghan smack.
First Dead Penis Bird?
Never happen.
Maybe if you were doing something to help the mods get more cheap crack you could get more points.
amen to that. People are ignorant of the rules all the time here. Lucky for me there are a lot more women than men in my section of the building. There is a nice safe haven bathroom - it has an open window to the outside so it is very serene. But there is one guy who I swear forces himself to take 2 craps a day - grunting, stanky odor, the whole production. I usually try to do a fly by - if it is clear, I go take care of business. One time I went in while he was there - he was in the middle of a pause and I did not know it was him - then right as I sit down he starts grunting and groaning again. A tip for you kids - forcing one out is bad for your colon. You don't need to wait until it is poking its head out but you should not have to force it - you need to eat more fiber.
can I vote with my wang?
i agree about the VM - wait, you are talking about a vagina machine right? O ( \ X 8===D yeehaw
shouldn't this article be called queer-to-queer since it is on /.
first dead penis bird