How about C-men? I hear some Lisp-faggots and Perl scripters still drink it where VD and ESR are prevalent (VA Lunix^H^H^H^H^HSoftware).
The hairier the pussy the better. I
personally like it when the hair starts its happy trail at the girl's belly button..
and trickles down to her pussy, which is so hairy that is hard to find her vaginal
lips. And then the hair keeps going all the way to her ass hole..which is a furry
sexland too. Today (2/12) a girl called in concerned about her friend, who is a
fellow college student having an affair with a male teacher. The girl described a
variety of activities her friend and her teacher engaged in, including "going to
class with no underwear and letting him sneak a peek up her skirt" from her seat, in
a way that none of the other students could see. Just as I was starting to get
turned on by this story, Dr Laura rudely interrpupted, squawking that when she hears
that someone does the Sharon Stone "vagina flashing" routine, she considers that
person a SLUT. This is exactly why myself and so many others absolutely HATE Dr
Laura. OF ALL PEOPLE, she needs to be very careful on subjects like this. If
"vagina flashing" your boyfriend makes you a slut, then what does "vagina flashing"
the entire universe, via the internet as Dr Laura has done, make a person???? What
a hypocrite bitch! She so often coaches her callers as to the "Correct" thing to
do in various situations, so I will take this opportunity to state what the correct
thing for her to say in this situation would be. She should say to this caller,"
I understand the mistake your friend made, because when I was a few years older than
she is, I made a horrible mistake of spreading my legs and letting my boyfriend at
the time, who was my shack up honey, photograph my vagina and it is now posted all
over the internet for the entire universe to see. However, Comma, in my case this
mistake was compounded by the fact that at the time I was under my own moral
authority and I had little or no regard for my personal grooming relative to my
pubic hair. For that reason, my crotch looks like I have a wig strapped between my
legs. Because of this error in my judgement I must now live with the knowledge that
every day I cause severe shock and mental trauma to thousands of people who see my
amazingly HAIRY vagina, possibly causing permanent sexual dysfunction in some victims."
If Dr Bitch would at least admit that she has done things ten times worse in her life,
and own up to them, then maybe Just maybe, she could give advice to others about how
to live thier lives and why. For now, I consider her nothing more than a screeching,
bulemic skeliton of a lying bitch, with an fathomably hairy crotch, and she is now
completely sexless due to her uterus, mind and soul being completely dried out from
all the anger, hate and evil she harbors in her miserable, hell-bound life. I wish I
could see the look on Bunchkin Deryks face the first time he saw his moms hairy santch
online. And you know he has. Now go take on the Hypocrite! asdf ffea ag erea ad
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The hairier the pussy the better. I personally like it when the hair starts its happy trail at the girl's belly button..and trickles down to her pussy, which is so hairy that is hard to find her vaginal lips. And then the hair keeps going all the way to her ass hole..which is a furry sexland too. Today (2/12) a girl called in concerned about her friend, who is a fellow college student having an affair with a male teacher. The girl described a variety of activities her friend and her teacher engaged in, including "going to class with no underwear and letting him sneak a peek up her skirt" from her seat, in a way that none of the other students could see. Just as I was starting to get turned on by this story, Dr Laura rudely interrpupted, squawking that when she hears that someone does the Sharon Stone "vagina flashing" routine, she considers that person a SLUT. This is exactly why myself and so many others absolutely HATE Dr Laura. OF ALL PEOPLE, she needs to be very careful on subjects like this. If "vagina flashing" your boyfriend makes you a slut, then what does "vagina flashing" the entire universe, via the internet as Dr Laura has done, make a person???? What a hypocrite bitch! She so often coaches her callers as to the "Correct" thing to do in various situations, so I will take this opportunity to state what the correct thing for her to say in this situation would be. She should say to this caller," I understand the mistake your friend made, because when I was a few years older than she is, I made a horrible mistake of spreading my legs and letting my boyfriend at the time, who was my shack up honey, photograph my vagina and it is now posted all over the internet for the entire universe to see. However, Comma, in my case this mistake was compounded by the fact that at the time I was under my own moral authority and I had little or no regard for my personal grooming relative to my pubic hair. For that reason, my crotch looks like I have a wig strapped between my legs. Because of this error in my judgement I must now live with the knowledge that every day I cause severe shock and mental trauma to thousands of people who see my amazingly HAIRY vagina, possibly causing permanent sexual dysfunction in some victims."
If Dr Bitch would at least admit that she has done things ten times worse in her life, and own up to them, then maybe Just maybe, she could give advice to others about how to live thier lives and why. For now, I consider her nothing more than a screeching, bulemic skeliton of a lying bitch, with an fathomably hairy crotch, and she is now completely sexless due to her uterus, mind and soul being completely dried out from all the anger, hate and evil she harbors in her miserable, hell-bound life. I wish I could see the look on Bunchkin Deryks face the first time he saw his moms hairy santch online. And you know he has. Now go take on the Hypocrite! asdf ffea ag erea ad sadasf e gasggs fdsafas ewaeg rarra rara raragr arhrar radagadfg ga ljasfljsa lhjl asflh l hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag asdjlf h oehow t hwe san ga aha hf fd h sd h seb s tsh dsy sdfd gsb se tshegfdsgds hser sdrt sg trsh sgd ser gdst dg nbetdr res re g gesdge eg fd asdfg nr end ned wod com dow dot stew vot smed
The hairier the pussy the better. I personally like it when the hair starts its happy trail at the girl's belly button..and trickles down to her pussy, which is so hairy that is hard to find her vaginal lips. And then the hair keeps going all the way to her ass hole..which is a furry sexland too. Today (2/12) a girl called in concerned about her friend, who is a fellow college student having an affair with a male teacher. The girl described a variety of activities her friend and her teacher engaged in, including "going to class with no underwear and letting him sneak a peek up her skirt" from her seat, in a way that none of the other students could see. Just as I was starting to get turned on by this story, Dr Laura rudely interrpupted, squawking that when she hears that someone does the Sharon Stone "vagina flashing" routine, she considers that person a SLUT. This is exactly why myself and so many others absolutely HATE Dr Laura. OF ALL PEOPLE, she needs to be very careful on subjects like this. If "vagina flashing" your boyfriend makes you a slut, then what does "vagina flashing" the entire universe, via the internet as Dr Laura has done, make a person???? What a hypocrite bitch! She so often coaches her callers as to the "Correct" thing to do in various situations, so I will take this opportunity to state what the correct thing for her to say in this situation would be. She should say to this caller," I understand the mistake your friend made, because when I was a few years older than she is, I made a horrible mistake of spreading my legs and letting my boyfriend at the time, who was my shack up honey, photograph my vagina and it is now posted all over the internet for the entire universe to see. However, Comma, in my case this mistake was compounded by the fact that at the time I was under my own moral authority and I had little or no regard for my personal grooming relative to my pubic hair. For that reason, my crotch looks like I have a wig strapped between my legs. Because of this error in my judgement I must now live with the knowledge that every day I cause severe shock and mental trauma to thousands of people who see my amazingly HAIRY vagina, possibly causing permanent sexual dysfunction in some victims."
If Dr Bitch would at least admit that she has done things ten times worse in her life, and own up to them, then maybe Just maybe, she could give advice to others about how to live thier lives and why. For now, I consider her nothing more than a screeching, bulemic skeliton of a lying bitch, with an fathomably hairy crotch, and she is now completely sexless due to her uterus, mind and soul being completely dried out from all the anger, hate and evil she harbors in her miserable, hell-bound life. I wish I could see the look on Bunchkin Deryks face the first time he saw his moms hairy santch online. And you know he has. Now go take on the Hypocrite! asdf ffea ag erea ad sadasf e gasggs fdsafas ewaeg rarra rara raragr arhrar radagadfg ga ljasfljsa lhjl asflh l hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag asdjlf h oehow t hwe san ga aha hf fd h sd h seb s tsh dsy sdfd gsb se tshegfdsgds hser sdrt sg trsh sgd ser gdst dg nbetdr res re g gesdge eg fd asdfg nr end ned wod com dow dot stew vot smed
From: malda@slashdot.org [mailto]
To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com
Subject: were where you last friday?:(
I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard.
Taco gets me a job as a fellatio boy, after that Taco's pushing a cock in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal gayness is you have to suck dick. For a long time, though, Taco and I were best friends. Faggots and little boys are always asking, did I know about CmdrTaco.
The gaunt shaft of Taco's cock pressed against the front of my teeth, Taco says, "We really aren't really gay."
With my tongue I can feel the pustulating sores we got from large gay german lunix fags. Most epidemics of genital herpes is caused by pustulating sores that come in contact with mucous membranes of multiple homosexual partners. To have a Taco-snotting without herpes, you just lance and drain the sores into a cup. You lance a lot of sores. This allows the herpes to escape and slows down the spread of genital herpes to below the epidemic threshold.
You lance the sores the wrong way and Taco's cock will shrivel up and die.
"This isn't really gayness," Taco says. "We'll be legend. We won't get AIDS."
I tongue the slender cock into my cheek and say, Taco, you're thinking of Liberace.
The building we're standing on won't be here in ten minutes. You take a 98-percent stock drop of VA Lunix^H^H^H^H^HSoftware and add the stock drop to the fact that child-rapist ESR and Larry Augustin can't run a laundromat, yet alone a software company. You have a recipe for failure.
I know this because Taco knows this.
Mix the failure of LNUX with the current economic situation, and you have a nice case of FuckedCompany. A lot of folks take the failure of LNUX and add to that the fact that RMS hasn't showered in decades to attribute to the unpopularity of Slashdot. This is true. Some folks, they argue that it is the fancy-lad attitude of Linus Torvalds that is such a turn off to Slashdot. This is true, also.
So Taco and I are on top of the VA Lunix^H^H^H^H^HSoftware Building with a cock stuck in my mouth, and we hear glass breaking. Look over the edge. It's CowboyNeal, jumping after a Twinkie that fell off the sill. This is the world's fattest man, and an ass this fat will always get his twinkie...
Sometimes when I shit, I don't flush the toilet for an hour or two. Then when I do flush, it leaves a streak at the bottom of the porcelain, giving me that warm, secure feeling that no matter what, I will always have control over my own feces. The stock market may crash, the world might go to war, and I might lose my job, but I will always be able to control my feces.
No longer. It seems that egg troll has revealed to me (and many others) that a certain Jon Katz has been breaking into homes and sneaking off with their feces. Surely, that rot bastard Katz must pay the price for copromania... How can this crime go unpunished? I enjoin Katz to turn himself into the authorities and confess to his sick crimes...
find all ACs and put them in an oven. cockmasters like you should be denied the right to post. as well as the right to vote, the right to free speech, and the right to pursue happiness. may allah bless your prolapsed anus with the gift of manthrax, and that you die a horrible, horrible, death...
shut your hole when you don't know what your talking about, boy? that thare goby is a fuckin virus, i tell ya! whay the hell would anybody wanna write themselves a program to API with some goddamn virus, boy?! you best unfuck yourself before i geive you a good ass-whippen! and i aint even talkin bout the ones your dadday gave you when you was a lil boy, either!
I gotta buy a $6 (?)dollar blank disc so that Britney isn't robbed of her royalties
What wrong with that? I thought open-standards were there to facilitate unity between different tech manufactures, not to facilitate IP theft?...
But I guess a cheap asshole like you wouldn't pay for an artist's work. Why don't you get a job and pay for stuff instead of stealing it? Oh, that's right, the market is in the decline for open-sores perl programmers, isn't it? You couldn't even get a job at burger king with those qualifications. Better luck next time, jackass!
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god, can you fall any harder?
How about C-men? I hear some Lisp-faggots and Perl scripters still drink it where VD and ESR are prevalent (VA Lunix^H^H^H^H^HSoftware).
The hairier the pussy the better. I personally like it when the hair starts its happy trail at the girl's belly button.. and trickles down to her pussy, which is so hairy that is hard to find her vaginal lips. And then the hair keeps going all the way to her ass hole..which is a furry sexland too.
Today (2/12) a girl called in concerned about her friend, who is a fellow college student having an affair with a male teacher. The girl described a variety of activities her friend and her teacher engaged in, including "going to class with no underwear and letting him sneak a peek up her skirt" from her seat, in a way that none of the other students could see. Just as I was starting to get turned on by this story, Dr Laura rudely interrpupted, squawking that when she hears that someone does the Sharon Stone "vagina flashing" routine, she considers that person a SLUT. This is exactly why myself and so many others absolutely HATE Dr Laura. OF ALL PEOPLE, she needs to be very careful on subjects like this. If "vagina flashing" your boyfriend makes you a slut, then what does "vagina flashing" the entire universe, via the internet as Dr Laura has done, make a person???? What a hypocrite bitch! She so often coaches her callers as to the "Correct" thing to do in various situations, so I will take this opportunity to state what the correct thing for her to say in this situation would be. She should say to this caller," I understand the mistake your friend made, because when I was a few years older than she is, I made a horrible mistake of spreading my legs and letting my boyfriend at the time, who was my shack up honey, photograph my vagina and it is now posted all over the internet for the entire universe to see. However, Comma, in my case this mistake was compounded by the fact that at the time I was under my own moral authority and I had little or no regard for my personal grooming relative to my pubic hair. For that reason, my crotch looks like I have a wig strapped between my legs. Because of this error in my judgement I must now live with the knowledge that every day I cause severe shock and mental trauma to thousands of people who see my amazingly HAIRY vagina, possibly causing permanent sexual dysfunction in some victims." If Dr Bitch would at least admit that she has done things ten times worse in her life, and own up to them, then maybe Just maybe, she could give advice to others about how to live thier lives and why. For now, I consider her nothing more than a screeching, bulemic skeliton of a lying bitch, with an fathomably hairy crotch, and she is now completely sexless due to her uterus, mind and soul being completely dried out from all the anger, hate and evil she harbors in her miserable, hell-bound life. I wish I could see the look on Bunchkin Deryks face the first time he saw his moms hairy santch online. And you know he has. Now go take on the Hypocrite! asdf ffea ag erea ad sadasf e gasggs fdsafas ewaeg rarra rara raragr arhrar radagadfg ga ljasfljsa lhjl asflh l hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag asdjlf h oehow t hwe san ga aha hf fd h sd h seb s tsh dsy sdfd gsb se tshegfdsgds hser sdrt sg trsh sgd ser gdst dg nbetdr res re g gesdge eg fd asdfg nr end ned wod com dow dot stew vot smed
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The hairier the pussy the better. I personally like it when the hair starts its happy trail at the girl's belly button..and trickles down to her pussy, which is so hairy that is hard to find her vaginal lips. And then the hair keeps going all the way to her ass hole..which is a furry sexland too.
Today (2/12) a girl called in concerned about her friend, who is a fellow college student having an affair with a male teacher. The girl described a variety of activities her friend and her teacher engaged in, including "going to class with no underwear and letting him sneak a peek up her skirt" from her seat, in a way that none of the other students could see. Just as I was starting to get turned on by this story, Dr Laura rudely interrpupted, squawking that when she hears that someone does the Sharon Stone "vagina flashing" routine, she considers that person a SLUT. This is exactly why myself and so many others absolutely HATE Dr Laura. OF ALL PEOPLE, she needs to be very careful on subjects like this. If "vagina flashing" your boyfriend makes you a slut, then what does "vagina flashing" the entire universe, via the internet as Dr Laura has done, make a person???? What a hypocrite bitch! She so often coaches her callers as to the "Correct" thing to do in various situations, so I will take this opportunity to state what the correct thing for her to say in this situation would be. She should say to this caller," I understand the mistake your friend made, because when I was a few years older than she is, I made a horrible mistake of spreading my legs and letting my boyfriend at the time, who was my shack up honey, photograph my vagina and it is now posted all over the internet for the entire universe to see. However, Comma, in my case this mistake was compounded by the fact that at the time I was under my own moral authority and I had little or no regard for my personal grooming relative to my pubic hair. For that reason, my crotch looks like I have a wig strapped between my legs. Because of this error in my judgement I must now live with the knowledge that every day I cause severe shock and mental trauma to thousands of people who see my amazingly HAIRY vagina, possibly causing permanent sexual dysfunction in some victims." If Dr Bitch would at least admit that she has done things ten times worse in her life, and own up to them, then maybe Just maybe, she could give advice to others about how to live thier lives and why. For now, I consider her nothing more than a screeching, bulemic skeliton of a lying bitch, with an fathomably hairy crotch, and she is now completely sexless due to her uterus, mind and soul being completely dried out from all the anger, hate and evil she harbors in her miserable, hell-bound life. I wish I could see the look on Bunchkin Deryks face the first time he saw his moms hairy santch online. And you know he has. Now go take on the Hypocrite! asdf ffea ag erea ad sadasf e gasggs fdsafas ewaeg rarra rara raragr arhrar radagadfg ga ljasfljsa lhjl asflh l hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag asdjlf h oehow t hwe san ga aha hf fd h sd h seb s tsh dsy sdfd gsb se tshegfdsgds hser sdrt sg trsh sgd ser gdst dg nbetdr res re g gesdge eg fd asdfg nr end ned wod com dow dot stew vot smed
here is a furry vagina
The hairier the pussy the better. I personally like it when the hair starts its happy trail at the girl's belly button..and trickles down to her pussy, which is so hairy that is hard to find her vaginal lips. And then the hair keeps going all the way to her ass hole..which is a furry sexland too.
Today (2/12) a girl called in concerned about her friend, who is a fellow college student having an affair with a male teacher. The girl described a variety of activities her friend and her teacher engaged in, including "going to class with no underwear and letting him sneak a peek up her skirt" from her seat, in a way that none of the other students could see. Just as I was starting to get turned on by this story, Dr Laura rudely interrpupted, squawking that when she hears that someone does the Sharon Stone "vagina flashing" routine, she considers that person a SLUT. This is exactly why myself and so many others absolutely HATE Dr Laura. OF ALL PEOPLE, she needs to be very careful on subjects like this. If "vagina flashing" your boyfriend makes you a slut, then what does "vagina flashing" the entire universe, via the internet as Dr Laura has done, make a person???? What a hypocrite bitch! She so often coaches her callers as to the "Correct" thing to do in various situations, so I will take this opportunity to state what the correct thing for her to say in this situation would be. She should say to this caller," I understand the mistake your friend made, because when I was a few years older than she is, I made a horrible mistake of spreading my legs and letting my boyfriend at the time, who was my shack up honey, photograph my vagina and it is now posted all over the internet for the entire universe to see. However, Comma, in my case this mistake was compounded by the fact that at the time I was under my own moral authority and I had little or no regard for my personal grooming relative to my pubic hair. For that reason, my crotch looks like I have a wig strapped between my legs. Because of this error in my judgement I must now live with the knowledge that every day I cause severe shock and mental trauma to thousands of people who see my amazingly HAIRY vagina, possibly causing permanent sexual dysfunction in some victims." If Dr Bitch would at least admit that she has done things ten times worse in her life, and own up to them, then maybe Just maybe, she could give advice to others about how to live thier lives and why. For now, I consider her nothing more than a screeching, bulemic skeliton of a lying bitch, with an fathomably hairy crotch, and she is now completely sexless due to her uterus, mind and soul being completely dried out from all the anger, hate and evil she harbors in her miserable, hell-bound life. I wish I could see the look on Bunchkin Deryks face the first time he saw his moms hairy santch online. And you know he has. Now go take on the Hypocrite! asdf ffea ag erea ad sadasf e gasggs fdsafas ewaeg rarra rara raragr arhrar radagadfg ga ljasfljsa lhjl asflh l hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag hgal gho ihtrl rahg lgn lahl dfha lhslha lhsadl shfla shl fhl hgaslg hlkas hlhagl haglhglah lashl agshlgdshl ghal hsdag asdjlf h oehow t hwe san ga aha hf fd h sd h seb s tsh dsy sdfd gsb se tshegfdsgds hser sdrt sg trsh sgd ser gdst dg nbetdr res re g gesdge eg fd asdfg nr end ned wod com dow dot stew vot smed
that link was free (as in AIDS)
Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
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From: malda@slashdot.org [mailto]
To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com
Subject: were where you last friday?
I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard.
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CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org [mailto])
http://www.cracks.am/cracks/w4.html
Taco gets me a job as a fellatio boy, after that Taco's pushing a cock in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal gayness is you have to suck dick. For a long time, though, Taco and I were best friends. Faggots and little boys are always asking, did I know about CmdrTaco.
/Club to come soon...
The gaunt shaft of Taco's cock pressed against the front of my teeth, Taco says, "We really aren't really gay."
With my tongue I can feel the pustulating sores we got from large gay german lunix fags. Most epidemics of genital herpes is caused by pustulating sores that come in contact with mucous membranes of multiple homosexual partners. To have a Taco-snotting without herpes, you just lance and drain the sores into a cup. You lance a lot of sores. This allows the herpes to escape and slows down the spread of genital herpes to below the epidemic threshold.
You lance the sores the wrong way and Taco's cock will shrivel up and die.
"This isn't really gayness," Taco says. "We'll be legend. We won't get AIDS."
I tongue the slender cock into my cheek and say, Taco, you're thinking of Liberace.
The building we're standing on won't be here in ten minutes. You take a 98-percent stock drop of VA Lunix^H^H^H^H^HSoftware and add the stock drop to the fact that child-rapist ESR and Larry Augustin can't run a laundromat, yet alone a software company. You have a recipe for failure.
I know this because Taco knows this.
Mix the failure of LNUX with the current economic situation, and you have a nice case of FuckedCompany. A lot of folks take the failure of LNUX and add to that the fact that RMS hasn't showered in decades to attribute to the unpopularity of Slashdot. This is true. Some folks, they argue that it is the fancy-lad attitude of Linus Torvalds that is such a turn off to Slashdot. This is true, also.
So Taco and I are on top of the VA Lunix^H^H^H^H^HSoftware Building with a cock stuck in my mouth, and we hear glass breaking. Look over the edge. It's CowboyNeal, jumping after a Twinkie that fell off the sill. This is the world's fattest man, and an ass this fat will always get his twinkie...
Part Two of
OMG! You'd better see a doctor, quick, because Taco's got AIDS...
can it give head like timmah, though? TIMMAH!
Gee whiz, you convinced me that censorship is wrong.
BTW, would you please eat my feces before Jon Katz steals them? It would be much appreciated.
So that's why my toilet's never been cleaner!
Sometimes when I shit, I don't flush the toilet for an hour or two. Then when I do flush, it leaves a streak at the bottom of the porcelain, giving me that warm, secure feeling that no matter what, I will always have control over my own feces. The stock market may crash, the world might go to war, and I might lose my job, but I will always be able to control my feces.
No longer. It seems that egg troll has revealed to me (and many others) that a certain Jon Katz has been breaking into homes and sneaking off with their feces. Surely, that rot bastard Katz must pay the price for copromania... How can this crime go unpunished? I enjoin Katz to turn himself into the authorities and confess to his sick crimes...
hate this you smelly, crooked-tooth goblins!
USA #1!!!!
Europe == 3rd world slut-whorebags of America! We're slappin yo ass, biatch!
sorry, AC fag0t, you don't get first post privileges. WeatherTroll wins, and you can go eat a llama's hairy manhole. got it, biatch?...
now, go on, get yo scrawny ass back to daddy so you can cry and chug some cock....
wat is de weathar going to be liek fore VA Lunix^H^H^H^H^H Softwarez?
you geeky faggots need it
find all ACs and put them in an oven. cockmasters like you should be denied the right to post. as well as the right to vote, the right to free speech, and the right to pursue happiness. may allah bless your prolapsed anus with the gift of manthrax, and that you die a horrible, horrible, death...
biotch.
yes, your father is a frequent customer. and just likes it when i rub my hot feces into his face. don't tell you mom, though! ;-)
Flamebait Friday.
i need to fill up my 20 gallon tank of gas everyday just to get to my workplace 3 blocks away! u all can choke on my exhaust!
11/9
r u ready, michael? we're gonna bitchslap u pussies with a hand heavier than fatass neal... LOL!
use the gas that comes out of michael's fat-assed mouth for fuel? oh, that's right - most of the time it's got shit pouring out of it...
why don't you goby a good sport and shut your hole, you fuckin reatard! who the fuck askked you to commant, anyway, you anonymous pussy...
shut your hole when you don't know what your talking about, boy? that thare goby is a fuckin virus, i tell ya! whay the hell would anybody wanna write themselves a program to API with some goddamn virus, boy?! you best unfuck yourself before i geive you a good ass-whippen! and i aint even talkin bout the ones your dadday gave you when you was a lil boy, either!
I gotta buy a $6 (?)dollar blank disc so that Britney isn't robbed of her royalties
What wrong with that? I thought open-standards were there to facilitate unity between different tech manufactures, not to facilitate IP theft?...
But I guess a cheap asshole like you wouldn't pay for an artist's work. Why don't you get a job and pay for stuff instead of stealing it? Oh, that's right, the market is in the decline for open-sores perl programmers, isn't it? You couldn't even get a job at burger king with those qualifications. Better luck next time, jackass!