RMS, if you were stranded on a desert island, how long would you be able to subsist on nutrients found in your luxurious beast-beard?
Well, technically, it's a GNU/beast-beard, but I'll ignore your ignorance and answer your question anyway. Forty-two days. If I had advance warning of the stranding, I would smother a few children with the beard, which could prolong my survival at least three weeks.
The box will be going down for maintenance this afternoon, so everyone grab the update now, just in case you need it! If you can't get through, just constantly keep trying until you do!
Come on, this is Timmah, can you blame him? This is the same guy who ate CmdrTaco's "Delicious Yogurt Dessert" for three years before asking why Taco baked it in the bathroom at 4am with a cache of gay porn magazines.
LOL... what are you, a construction worker? So are you "fat and sloppy sweat-machine" brand of excercise-hating geek, or the "atrophied stick-man with a pot belly" brand? Yeah, they chicks love that look, really...
Sure, sure, they're all virgins. Like the nine-year-old virgin prostitute twins from Catch-22. She'll probably kill you, slice you up, and send the meat back to her starving terrorist family in Outer Slovenia.
Seriously, how many loaves did you pay? I got Olga for two Jewish Ryes and a Pumpernickle.
What makes you think that you deserve a free ticket to fuck off? Jesus, you lazy assholes are the reason that the economy is in such bad shape. You're probably a terrorist, too. You're going down when the FBI raids the Slashdot cages and confiscates user info due to excessive anti-DMCA posting.
Seriously. There's a lot about the Mac that just doesn't make sense. I mean, the 800MHz G4s are nice, if a bit outdated, but only 1.5GB maximum RAM? That's pants, man -- I mean, the Mac is great for insignificant and moderately complicated 2D graphic design work, but anything more requires Windows (2D/3D) and/or UNIX (serious 3D).
I've looked at those iBooks, by the way, but they can't even compete with last year's Celerons. And the latest 1GHz Mobile PIIIs mop the floor with the TiG4, especially on price/performance. Macs will continue to be used by a small community of technophobic wannabe-artists who think that owning a Mac makes them creative. Everyone else gets on just fine the The Standard Desktop Operating System.
So is your "Star Trek-loving girl friend" one of those fat goth "geek groupies" like Emma and Mae Ling Mak, or is she a flat-chested, manic-depressive schizo like Emmett?
"Star Trek-loving girl friend," sure. Must go great with your professional, polished Linux operating system and "race custom" Honda Civic! LOL!
There's a very simple solution for this problem. It isn't cheap -- over $1000 -- but it's definitely worth it. It is guaranteed to silence even the most annoying of female companions. Interested?
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You sick little monkey!
I guess that says a lot about the number of capable developers in Russia, Europe, and Asia.
I'll meet you out behind the Hardees dumpster to hear your answer...
No. Slash is always "/". "\" is called "backslash", idiot. Leave it to a self-confessed "windows person" to not know that!
Well, technically, it's a GNU/beast-beard, but I'll ignore your ignorance and answer your question anyway. Forty-two days. If I had advance warning of the stranding, I would smother a few children with the beard, which could prolong my survival at least three weeks.
Where is everyone today? Oh, wait -- Ramadan, right?
Yes. Yes, I am.
Five-finger discount, fucktard.
The box will be going down for maintenance this afternoon, so everyone grab the update now, just in case you need it! If you can't get through, just constantly keep trying until you do!
Hey, genius... oh, wait, you're not a genius, you're quite the shiteating fucktard, actually. My mistake, Faggeus Child!
Uh, some of us don't fsck our disks every morning. What, is your box constantly crashing from those "enterprise-quality" device drivers?
Come on, this is Timmah, can you blame him? This is the same guy who ate CmdrTaco's "Delicious Yogurt Dessert" for three years before asking why Taco baked it in the bathroom at 4am with a cache of gay porn magazines.
That clown sent us this file to have our advice.
Respectability.
Honey, this Xmas, will you swallow? Thanks, mmkay?
LOL... what are you, a construction worker? So are you "fat and sloppy sweat-machine" brand of excercise-hating geek, or the "atrophied stick-man with a pot belly" brand? Yeah, they chicks love that look, really...
Seriously, how many loaves did you pay? I got Olga for two Jewish Ryes and a Pumpernickle.
Q. What do the iBook and the GameCube have in common?
A. They're both overpriced plastic toys designed for five-year-olds!
What makes you think that you deserve a free ticket to fuck off? Jesus, you lazy assholes are the reason that the economy is in such bad shape. You're probably a terrorist, too. You're going down when the FBI raids the Slashdot cages and confiscates user info due to excessive anti-DMCA posting.
Yeah, what's the import duty on testicles these days?
I've looked at those iBooks, by the way, but they can't even compete with last year's Celerons. And the latest 1GHz Mobile PIIIs mop the floor with the TiG4, especially on price/performance. Macs will continue to be used by a small community of technophobic wannabe-artists who think that owning a Mac makes them creative. Everyone else gets on just fine the The Standard Desktop Operating System.
"Star Trek-loving girl friend," sure. Must go great with your professional, polished Linux operating system and "race custom" Honda Civic! LOL!
"MAC," when used to abbreviate "Macintosh," is not an acronym. AND USING CAPS IS LIKE YELLING. So you're either an idiot or a moron, take your pick.
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