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The Hypersonic Vibromatic DILDOtron 5000 DX! With AutoLube and ActiveSex technology! Support for savage-reaming and D2D dildonic extensions! Popular among "alternative lifestyle" enthusiasts and Slashdot "editors!" w00t!
Are you sure that you just aren't gay? I mean, I'm not sure what kind of movies this dude "Greg Cantori" (sounds like a terrorist to me!) is watching, but it's likely that the guys "getting together" on the weekends are involved on drunken, filthy group sex.
Well, now you know better. I'll let this incident pass unreported, because I'm such a swell guy, but next time, you'd better have the bribe money up-front.
What kind of gay education taught you to capitalize "Record", "Padded", "Big", "Produce" and "Boxes, but not to capitalize "amazon"? What are you, a terrorist^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HArab or something?
Okay, by misspelling "apostrophes," I automatically have to flame myself. I suck double donkey dick delightfully while dipping my dong in delicious daiquiris. Happy?
By reading that message, I also discovered that despite your low UID (ooh, Slashdot status, BFD!), you're a clueless fucktard who can't use apostrophoes properly.
You're no more anonymous than he, fucktard. Bitching about an AC's AC status is an automatic disqualification for stupidity. You just can't think of a decent reply, so you make fun of him for not logging in? Pshaw... sad, so sad. You actually think that your Slashdot UID gives you some sort or respectability or authority? That it has value? All it gives you is the ability to collect karma, lamer.
Sorry, you lose. Slashdot should ban you losers until you graduate middle school.
Look at what Amazon.com does. They place the books on a piece of cardboard, tightly shrinkwrap the books to the cardboard, place the bundle in a highly-rated cardboard box, and then fill the remaining space with air packets. (You know, those ~8"x3" plastic pillows.) Amazon.com uses UPS exclusively for everything bigger than a single CD, yet I've never had any damaged shipments.
Go one step further and put the book-bundles in a few garbage bags. You'd hate to have the books arrive in one piece and then get ruined in the rain.
Don't try to put too many books in one package. The extra weight will make the box more likely to tear, and will piss off the carriers. I spend thousands of dollars at Amazon each year, but I've never received a box more than ~24"Wx12"Hx8"D. Amazon just ships multiple boxes. I recommend that you do the same.
Use FedEx Air. Expensive, but if you really care about your books, you'll do it.
For more sensitive shipments, get the form-fitting foam -- that grey stuff, you'll know it if you've seen it. It conforms to the package contents and hardens to a styrofoam-like consistency. I first saw this material when ordering from Rave and Black Box, and I believe that it is the only safe way to transport computer peripherals such as disks. Make sure that you use plenty of padding -- Rave packed my SCSI drive, sans retail packaging, in a 30" box with two pieces form-fitting foam (one over the drive, one under). Awesome.
Nice hissy-fit, kid. How old are you? Maybe twelve? Have you learned to count yet? Can you count how many spelling and grammatical errors there are in your post? You know, the post in which you try to call someone an idiot? LOL...
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The Hypersonic Vibromatic DILDOtron 5000 DX! With AutoLube and ActiveSex technology! Support for savage-reaming and D2D dildonic extensions! Popular among "alternative lifestyle" enthusiasts and Slashdot "editors!" w00t!
Are you sure that you just aren't gay? I mean, I'm not sure what kind of movies this dude "Greg Cantori" (sounds like a terrorist to me!) is watching, but it's likely that the guys "getting together" on the weekends are involved on drunken, filthy group sex.
Actually, most of UPS's package handlers can only speak English in broken grunts as well.
No. We'll use Exploding Child Pornography(TM), counting on your filthy Nordic deviance to ensure your demise.
Have a good weekend!
LOL... oh, wow...
What kind of gay education taught you to capitalize "Record", "Padded", "Big", "Produce" and "Boxes, but not to capitalize "amazon"? What are you, a terrorist^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HArab or something?
Maybe they thought that the Chai was herion. Or these days, anthrax. :-)
Okay, by misspelling "apostrophes," I automatically have to flame myself. I suck double donkey dick delightfully while dipping my dong in delicious daiquiris. Happy?
Lahoo. Sahher.
In case he didn't already see it, I'll refer him to my other reply to this question... sorry, posted it before I saw this thread.
Sorry, you lose. Slashdot should ban you losers until you graduate middle school.
It's not a computer, it's a Mac. It's a plastic electronic toy, and thus the "original box" rule shouldn't apply.
Go one step further and put the book-bundles in a few garbage bags. You'd hate to have the books arrive in one piece and then get ruined in the rain.
Don't try to put too many books in one package. The extra weight will make the box more likely to tear, and will piss off the carriers. I spend thousands of dollars at Amazon each year, but I've never received a box more than ~24"Wx12"Hx8"D. Amazon just ships multiple boxes. I recommend that you do the same.
Use FedEx Air. Expensive, but if you really care about your books, you'll do it.
For more sensitive shipments, get the form-fitting foam -- that grey stuff, you'll know it if you've seen it. It conforms to the package contents and hardens to a styrofoam-like consistency. I first saw this material when ordering from Rave and Black Box, and I believe that it is the only safe way to transport computer peripherals such as disks. Make sure that you use plenty of padding -- Rave packed my SCSI drive, sans retail packaging, in a 30" box with two pieces form-fitting foam (one over the drive, one under). Awesome.
Shut the fuck up, you moron. Just admit that you don't know how to use apostrophes correctly and go back to molesting children.
Just wait until the next terrorist attack -- it's highly possible that a few pieces of Florida will end up in Canada.
Sorry, some of your post seems to have been caught in the Moron Filter. You meant to say "fucking no-self-respect asswipes," right, prude?
Please keep your freak-genes out of the pool. You will be eradicated in the Really Final Solution.
Teh speling of teh Macintocsh usars is vary vary badd and shoould be enfarced!
Pictures, please? :-) I'm surprised that you can still type...
What do you mean, "fad?" I still have my Tamagochi, and it has evolved into a T-72 battletank with missle launchers and wings!
Nice hissy-fit, kid. How old are you? Maybe twelve? Have you learned to count yet? Can you count how many spelling and grammatical errors there are in your post? You know, the post in which you try to call someone an idiot? LOL...
Fuck you. Those Gayspring poseurs aren't worthy of licking ths shit out of Greg Hetson's asscrack.
And TurboGrafix 16! Grease up the piggy, boys, we're goin' to town!