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  1. Re:Do unemployed people read Slashdot??? on Unemployed? How Long Until You Find That Next Job · · Score: 1

    I'm an idealist who's employed. Luckily my bosses are not from the marketing dept. ;)

  2. OOOOOklahoma! on Plankton in the Clouds · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where the plankton comes sweeping down the plains!!!

  3. Two wrongs don't make a right. on Spammers Threaten Techdirt With Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or as Ghandi said, after awhile, an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind.

  4. well on Innovation on the Edge? · · Score: 0

    I cut my hand using Microsoft Excel. Does that count as on the edge?

  5. Wahoo! on RIAA, MPAA Lose Suit Against Streamcast and Grokster · · Score: 1, Funny

    The system might actually work!

    Ticker tape parade on me!

  6. Re:Look idiots on Verizon Set Back Again in DMCA Subpoena Case · · Score: 1

    neener neener, I'm bothering.

    It's not the same as walking into Borders and yoinking a cd, since noone is really directly hurt.

    And unless the downloader is making his own CDs and selling them for 1/2 price, then he's really not doing anything but looking at art.

    Recording radio shows isn't illegal(I hope), this is no different.

    Either way, if the listener enjoys the music, he may pay 40 bucks to see the band in concert, and pay 20 bucks for a ill-fitting t-shirt.

  7. What were the secrets? on 1996 Economic Espionage Act and DirectTV · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was in the form of a memo:

    To: CEO of DirectTV
    From: Quality Assurance Engineer
    Re: Our service

    CEO,

    I regret to inform you that our product is inferior, and should not be purchased. I pray no one gets wind of this discovery.

    ~QA

  8. question on LGP Announces Majesty is Complete · · Score: 0, Funny

    Does it run on Win98?.... ;)

  9. I need my hard line to... on Phone Companies Bill Public for Nonexistent Equipment · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get out of the Matrix.

  10. It may be aneroxic though... on NASA Satellite Measures Earth's Carbon Metabolism · · Score: 1, Funny

    Earth, this is crazy talk! You don't look anything like Saturn! Why must you always do this to yourself! I love you for who you are, not your equator diamater! I'm throwing these diet pills away right now!

  11. wait a minute! on MoneyDance 2003 Reviewed · · Score: 1, Funny

    The money dance looks a bit too similar to the hokey-pokey!

  12. Let's see here on New Online Music Push by EMI · · Score: 0, Troll

    Phase 1: Offer to sell mp3s which can be acquired for free elsewhere.

    Phase 2: ????

    Phase 3: Profit!!!

  13. Re:If I was an interviewer I'd ask the following.. on How Would You Move Mount Fuji? · · Score: 1

    Wait wait, I know this one.

    Let's see.
    Step 1: Collect Underpants.
    Step 3: Profit!!!

    Step 2........... : '????'?

  14. I see on The Virus Did It · · Score: 2, Funny

    So that's how those pictures of mating llamas got on my hard drive!

    Why haven't I deleted them?...

    *shifts eyes, and flees*

  15. Millions of spam on Where Does Spam Come From? No, Really? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spam comes in a can,
    It was put there by a man,
    In factory downtown.

    And if I had my little way,
    I'd get spammed every day!...

  16. hmm on Machine Learning and MP3s · · Score: 0, Funny

    I wonder what they'll make of my Beethoven/Metallica mix...

  17. Re:News Flash on Women Need Larger Screens for Desktop Navigation? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem is, humans have a history of using these differences for the greater bad, or creating differences out of their imagination for the oppression of one sex or another (i.e.women unable to vote).

    That's why gender is a better explanation than it is a justification, if you get my drift.

  18. oh my god... on Pew Internet Project Study on Internet Non-Users · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid that once I get on, I will come up only to eat," she said. "I read these scare stories about people who once they get on can't get off."

    And we're cutting funding for public education??

  19. Re:I have a question... on Will Genetic Engineering Kill Us? · · Score: 1

    Modern, free societies with good governments and economies have birthrates barely above replacement levels.

    Correlation does not imply causation.

    Simple natural law dictates that a species can only reach a population allowed by the surrounding resources. When it overpopulates, starvation reduces the levels back to a managable rate.

    So, if X food is being produced, and Y people starve daily, and the population is increased moreso daily by Z from those who are not starving, then no matter how much you increase X, eventually you will hit a state where the population (as Z's reproducation has increased), once again, is starving and Y shoots back up.

    Thus, world hunger and possibly the demise of humanity can not be solved by simply producing more food and distributing it more efficiently, but only stopped by consciously controlling our population.

    (Don't ask me how we do that though)

  20. moreover on Former DoubleClick Exec Named Privacy Czar · · Score: 1

    She'll be moving to Russia, and time-traveling back a hundred years, so she can coincide in a time where people actually used the word 'Tzar'.

  21. Re:I have a question... on Will Genetic Engineering Kill Us? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Um, does many thousands of people starving daily due to rampant overpopulation count?

    What about the thousands of asthma sufferers plagued by air pollution?

    perhaps these only qualify as gloom...

    And what about the giant lizard that keeps mutating and attacking Japan...?

  22. Re:Best argument I've ever heard. on Will Genetic Engineering Kill Us? · · Score: 1

    What if our dam destroys their dam? Our survival is dependant on the ecosystem, whether we like it or not.

    Damn, this dam stuff is confusing!

  23. Re:Alarmist prediction are the enemy of progress on Will Genetic Engineering Kill Us? · · Score: 1

    I generally agree with you, (creationists drive me mad) but progress is best done in moderation and after it has been debated thoroughly, since what some once called 'progress', others called 'holocaust'.

  24. do tell on Will Genetic Engineering Kill Us? · · Score: 1

    does not quite capture the upside to our potential future aims.

    Upside to armaggedon? I'd like to hear it!

  25. dupalicious on AOL Sues Spammers · · Score: 4, Funny

    AOL already has 5 more suits, wow, they're really piling them on, since just earlier today it was reported that they had five initial suits!