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Unemployed? How Long Until You Find That Next Job

An anonymous reader writes "If you're unemployed like me, you probably want to know how long it will last. Well, someone decided to see if they couldn't stastistically predict how long they would be unemployed by polling others - the results page is up for a variety of industries and it's interesting. Clearly the more data put in, the better the results, so while your at it, submit your own information."

394 comments

  1. Unemployment! by ihatewinXP · · Score: 0, Funny

    Ill find a job when they stop sending me that check baby!

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    1. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How is this fucking insightful? This jackass is a parasite living off of OUR tax dollars.

      You should get a job, continue your career, and get some self respect, "baby". That money is there for people who can't get work, not for lazy shits on extended vacation.

    2. Re:Unemployment! by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Informative

      They'll stop sending you that check when you don't look for a job. Or when you miss out on 2 interviews with the unemployment officers. My friend was unemployed, it sounds nice, $400 a week for doing absolutely nothing but there's alot of work involved.

    3. Re:Unemployment! by mark_lybarger · · Score: 3, Informative

      insightfull indeed. to my knowledge, this isn't tax dollars. the unemployment system is a governement system, but it's funded by companies who pay into the system. i'd like to see the budget where the outpays comes from actual tax dollars. if employers didn't have to pay into the unemployment system, chances are (albeit quite low) they would pay their employees a little more who could save for such an event.

    4. Re:Unemployment! by iggy2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HELLLLLLOOO nazis. i take it yuve never been out of work then, any idea how humiliating it is just to have to pay for food with stamps? and that idea....neighbours, hushed voices 'where are they going?' 'oh, he lost his job, so there being carted off to the institution' get real

    5. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The germans tried that.. they called them 'work camps' and they had names like Dachau...

      They even had good slogans like Arbeit Macht Frei at the gates to motivate their workers.

      You dumbshit.

    6. Re:Unemployment! by iggy2k · · Score: 1

      and the reason weve been able to get by without it for most of history is slums and poor people.

    7. Re:Unemployment! by jhunsake · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is an unemployment tax. Just because it's not what you think of as being a common tax (income, sales, etc) doesn't mean it's not a tax. In fact, in my state, it's called exactly that.

      Oh, and when is the last time the welfare system came out ahead? If you don't think that some money from the general fund doesn't go there, you're delusional.

    8. Re:Unemployment! by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i'm not sure which state you're from and their procedure, but here in Ohio we were suppose to keep a journal of our employment search activities. a list of the two jobs we persued during the week. i called in my biweekly reportings and there was an automated question asking "did you activly seek employment from at least two jobs during the week you're claiming?" or some such. press one for yes, two for no. nobody EVER asked to see a journal or for actual copies of the employment applications, etc. of course i was seeking a job the entire time, but i had a neighbor who was a daycare worker who lost her job. she NEVER had any intention of finding work and was going to start a home daycare business. she rode the thing to the end, using all possible extensions available thanks to GWB.

    9. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Regarding your last paragraph:

      Sounds like a poorhouse to me. Sounds like imprisoning people for their debts. Sounds like something we don't do any longer.

      But if you want to bring back the old ways who am I to argue?

      Just keep in mind some of us might like brigandry, highway robbery, banditry, just plain thieving and other old timey ways of earning one's keep as well as or better than the new fangled ways the educated folks is always tellin' us 'r better'n the old tried an' true ways.

      Put that in yer pipe an' smoke it mister PhysicsExpert.

    10. Re:Unemployment! by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 4, Informative

      The requirements and benefits vary (sometimes wildly) from state to state. The variables can be--

      1) Number of weeks you can get benefits (some states offer as little as *one* month of benefits, while others offer up to 6 months of benefits (not counting federal extensions which can push that over a year right now)).
      2) Maximum amount benefits can be each week (I've seen numbers as low as $380 quoted, and I guess one state gives a maximum of $560 a week-- in Washington state, the maximum is $496/week, and naturally every state has their own set of formulas and work periods they use to calculate what YOUR unemployment will be).
      3) Work search requirements (again, can vary greatly from state to state-- in Washington, you have to apply for a minimum of three jobs a week and keep these in a log which you can randomly be required to show and have authenticated; if you go on Extended Benefits (EB, something seperate from TEUC/TEUC-X, but still federally subsidized) you have to apply for four jobs a week (or, as they define it, 'job contacts')).

      I mistakenly made the assumption that every state was identical, but they're not. Unemployment is, as I understand it, mostly funded by each state through taxes on businesses or other fund collection methods. As far as the federal extensions go, the Department of Labor gives out the cash but gives states the choice on how to implement it (legislation language not withstanding, of course, but generally the language is such that each state can easily integrate the extensions into their own state-funded plans easily).

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    11. Re:Unemployment! by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      possibly these days they're running a deficit. but it's entirely different than the wacked out SSAN system. perhaps there are years where their reciepts are in the black and spill over to other governement systems.

      i certainly DO NOT agree with the entire system and would really prefer it to not be around. but since it is, it it quite silly to not file a claim each week you're personally unemployed. i spent 4 months last year between jobs, and could have made it off the severance for a while and would have found a part time waiter job for a while if i needed to. having enemployment ment i could focus on seeking employment in my area, and to educate myself during the down time (and also get a little few extra winks of sleep at night).

    12. Re:Unemployment! by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      They've always run a deficit. That's why the federal government always has to give the states money. Also, there is no federal unemployment tax, so all that money does come from the general fund.

    13. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is nice actually - where I live in the UK, I have friends who are unemployed, yet will not sign on. The unemployment benifits available will not cover the rent on the most basic housing available, and you must jump through far more hoops than you describe. When you finally get something it will be around £60/week, and the minimum rent in my area is around £80/week. This is assuming you do not need to eat, heat your house etc.
      The only option then is to sign on again, for 'Income Support' which will subsidise your rent + council tax for you.
      I know many degree-educated IT professionals who work in shops or factorys for a pittance, unable to use their skills, but contributing to our government/media projected image of low unemployment etc.
      I am one of the lucky ones - I have a reasonably well paid coding job but I must commute more than 3 hours a day, in addition to my working day, and I take home £1000/month after tax + travel costs, which equates to less than your friend's $400/week, despite the higher cost of living here.
      So don't tell me he doesn't have it easy.
      I bet he doesn't spend 11 hours day 'earning' his $1600+ month.

    14. Re:Unemployment! by tcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where did you park your Victorian time machine?!

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    15. Re:Unemployment! by The+Dobber · · Score: 1

      Federal tax is called FUTA. Filed at the end of the year, payment is based on contributions to the state fund.

    16. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is UNEMPLOYMENT we are talking about here, not welfare. We (In the US) pay unemployment insurance ourselves when we are working, then get the money back when we need it. Just like (in theory) Social Security.

    17. Re:Unemployment! by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I like the idea, but menial work is shameful in the United States. Most people are used to cleaning their own toilet bowl, but most would rather die than to clean the bowl of others. Considering the fact that we treat most menial workers like worthless social beings, I wouldn't blame anyone for not wanting to become one.

    18. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He was making over $500,000? What? Some people have families to support and can't afford to take those jobs doing menial labor. Just because your situation would allow you to do so doesn't mean it can support everyone

    19. Re:Unemployment! by MattBurke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I've seen numbers as low as $380 quoted

      Wow! Here in the UK you get £43/week apparently...

      I say apparently, because I applied for JobSeeker's Allowance a few months ago and got turned down because I didn't pay enough National Insurance [~12% tax on your income] 4 years ago when I was a student!

      Since then, I have paid well over £10,000 in NI yet they still won't give me £43/week.

    20. Re:Unemployment! by Genom · · Score: 4, Informative

      Aye, same deal in MA. I think we can do the reporting over the phone as well, but I always just sent in the card they'd send me every two weeks. 3 yes/no questions:

      Did you look for work?
      Were you able and available to work?
      Did you work?

      That's it. If you did work, there were some salary questions as well. If you didn't, it was just those three questions, a signature, and a stamp.

      According to the materials I was sent when I signed up, a "journal" of sorts is required here too. I did this, although I was never asked by anyone for it (it's not like it takes that long to record who you apply to, speak to, etc.. if you're actually looking!). I can see how it would be *very* easy for someone to exploit the system and never look for work at all.

      Up a bit north from here, in NH, the process is a bit different. AFAICT, claimants need to actually meet physically with an Unemployment Office employee every week or two, produce proof that they actually *did* actively look for work, and basically justify their claim.

      IMHO, the NH system seems the better of the two. I'm sure there are loopholes, etc... but it definitely would cut down on claimants looking for a 26-week vacation after being laid off.

    21. Re:Unemployment! by craigeyb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you think unemployment is a lot of work, then what is your opinion of employment!

      I was unemployed in TX about a year ago for 4 months, and my impression was that the unemployment offices are so overloaded these days that they're flat out incapable of checking up on most people. The net result for me was that I had to make a single phone call maybe once each week into an automated system verifying that I was still looking for work.

      Mind you, I'm not complaining here. The last thing most people need when unemployed is to waste additional time putting up with The Man.

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    22. Re:Unemployment! by Discopete · · Score: 2, Informative

      I look at unemployment as salary my previous employer didn't pay me.

      Of course here in Arizona I can only get a max of $205 a week (after working for 2.36 years making $600+ a week).

      I also no longer have medical insurance, as the cut-off level for state medical insurance is less than what I get from unemployment.

      So its either starve and get med ins. or eat and dont.

    23. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In California for me, it was $240 a week.

    24. Re:Unemployment! by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, the medical insurance thing to me was a joke. Let's see.. I got that CORBA/COBRA (whatever stupid acronym it is) paperwork that says my medical insurance will be costing me hundreds of dollars a month, obviously not something I can pay on zero income, even with unemployment checks. So then we go check out the state-run medical coverage system (in Washington state, this would be 'Basic Health'), and whee, wouldn't you know it, unemployment counts as income for purposes of eligibility determinations, and I easily surpass the highest program they offer! As you say, eat, or get to see a doctor, but not both.

      And it gets even better. In *every* state, unemployment compensation is taxable, so at the end of the year you owe taxes on any unemployment you were paid (most/all states will deduct 10% of your unemployment for you from each check, but sometimes this is not the default, so you can be stuck with a nice hefty bill come April 15th). Why unemployment is taxable is beyond me, as one elected official once put it, it's like kicking people when they're down, and it's just plain wrong.

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    25. Re:Unemployment! by ihatewinXP · · Score: 1, Troll

      Hey, I havent missed any interviews (and I have put out a number of resumes in the last week) and I had to call up this morning to hassle about my money with them. I know im not going to be on it for long, it not welfare fer chrissakes, but dammit im going to take this $400 a week and go to Texas while ive got the chance.

      (For everyone pissed im taking your money, well we just dropped 28,000 bombs each costing tens of thousands of dollars [at least] on Iraq, I dont think I am the real problem with allocating tax dollars.....And for that one moderator who gave me a "-1 Troll, well you know your fate ;)

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    26. Re:Unemployment! by Dysan2k · · Score: 1

      Pretty much the same as TN except they don't even send a card. Just call a number answer the same 7 questions, and hang up. 3 days later, ya get a check that doesn't even come close to paying the bills.

      God I love this country! What would be a better country to live in?

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    27. Re:Unemployment! by Ioldanach · · Score: 1
      Consider this. I knew someone who was a well paid sysadmin. I don't know what his salary was but it must have been over $500000. Anyway he gets made redundant but he only applies for similar jobs. There are plent of jobs in menial work available but does he try his hardest to get them. Does he hell, he knows he can get his unemployment benefit so he bides his time.

      Of course he only applies for similar jobs. Not only is that his area of experience and thus the area he's most likely to get hired, but that's where the unemployment office will expect you to look. Sure, he could apply for a menial job, but if he's maxed out on his unemployment check then he's making more than he will at any menial job and needs to wait it out. An unemployment check maxed out in New York State will net you the equivalent of working 40 hours a week at $10.00/hr. Try getting that much at one of those menial jobs you talk about.

      Secondly, unemployment is not like welfare, you don't get it forever just for being there. The time you can collect it is limited and based on your seeking to get off of it.

      From reading your post, I have to assume you've never had to collect unemployment, and think you never will. Chances are pretty good that you're wrong, and it'll come as a shock to you when you find out that you're losing your job in a recession economy where what you do just isn't as necessary to companies any more.

      Oh, you might also consider putting away your Dickens, that sort of solution is old hat and I think prohibited as a human rights abuse.

    28. Re:Unemployment! by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      As far as the maximums go, usually, at least, as far as I've seen, it hasn't been lower than $380/week. $240/week might be if you weren't hitting the maximum for their benefits calculation formula (usually a percentage with a minimum benefit amount and a maximum benefit amount). I heard Texas was awful as far as unemployment goes though, I think that's the state that only offers roughly a month of benefits and has the lowest maximum.

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    29. Re:Unemployment! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Here in Australia it's 10 jobs pursued a fortnight, plus compulsory low-paid work for the Government or a charity after 6-9 months. On the upside, it isn't time-limited if you have genuine problems finding work, as far as I know... one of those artefacts of the time when government wasn't all about corporate welfare. I expect to see that change within the next 10 years, and with no changes downward to the amount of taxes we pay either :/

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    30. Re:Unemployment! by NineNine · · Score: 1

      True, it's taxable, but at maximum unemployment in most states (a few hundred bucks a week), over the course of a year (if you can get unemployment for a year), you're still under the poverty line, and you'll be in the 0% tax bracket. That's where I fell last year.

    31. Re:Unemployment! by NineNine · · Score: 1

      In my state, you had to make a phone call into the automated system, then go meet with someone once every 2 weeks with a list of jobs you applied for, and to discuss your job hunt. The unemployment offices were so busy that they had people waiting outside the office every 2 weeks. There were no interviews, no face-to-face with unemployment people. You just dropped off your job search sheet (ha!) and left. The system's completely overloaded, but good ol' Bush keeps telling people that the economy is great. Riiight.... The unemployment office is well past capacity, and not with ditch diggers, but with former professionals with families that are trying to scrape by with a whopping $396/week. I assume that the offices are not quite so overloaded now, as most people have already gone through all of their unemployment already.

      I knew enough to get out of IT completely and open a shop. I have lots of ex-IT professionals who come in.... they're now delivering pizzas or selling cars. The economy is fucked beyond belief.

    32. Re:Unemployment! by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      Having gotten $496 a week for 51 weeks, that worked out to $25,296 in income for me last year. Above the poverty line, IIRC, but because I had them deducting the 10% out for the entire year, I got by with a $90 tax return. Had I not had the taxes withdrawn, I'd have owed roughly $2,550 easily. (Which, coincidentally, is eactly how much I paid in over the whole year thanks to their auto-deductions each week.)

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    33. Re:Unemployment! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      What a naive little fuck you are. It's apparaent from your post that you don't have the first damned clue what the hell you're talking about, nor have you ever been without money. It's privileged little shits like you, who've never had a rough day in their lives, who need to be seriously bitch-slapped with a good, strong dose of reality.

      In any event, unemployment insurance is something we have already *paid* for. YOUR taxes aren't used for MY unemployment. I'm simply getting back what I've already paid into the system, much like drawing upon savings.

      Your 18th-century 'solution' has already been tried, junior, and found by most civilized folk to be too barbaric to continue. Try learning a little history, you ignorant twit.

      Max

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    34. Re:Unemployment! by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Something I read recently from the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, a pretty good arguement (I think) for extending the current unemployment extension for another 3-6 months--

      Looking Back and Looking Forward:
      An Assessment of the Temporary Federal Unemployment Benefits
      Program and the Needs of the Long-term Unemployed

      http://www.cbpp.org/3-5-03ui.htm
      http://www.cbpp.org/3-5-03ui.pdf - Direct link to PDF article

      Basically, comparisons are made between the current extension and previous extensions (the previous ones being the recession of 1991/1992, and the one prior to that in the early 1980's), ranging from how they were implemented to the length of the extensions provided. It shows a history of shorter and shorter unemployment extensions, and that with this latest recession, instead of tieing the end of the extension benefits to the decrease of unemployment figures, they've been hardcoded to specific dates (the 1991/1992 extension, it seems, was legislated such that it would be valid until unemployment percentages dropped back to a specific point).

      Another thing to keep in mind is that there's an entire federal fund set aside for emergency unemployment, and while some might not believe the current situation qualifies, I personally believe it does. There's billions of dollars sitting in this trust/account that can only be used for unemployment extensions, but this Congress/Senate refuses to act on the issue and provide the aid that more and more people (myself included) need to get by. And what makes it worse in my eyes is that instead of helping people out in the short term while providing long term growth, this Congress and Administration seems bent on only implementing tax cuts, and resisting any attempts to extend unemployment.

      What really irks me though, is that they pushed through an extension of unemployment benefits for airline industry workers. Yeah the airlines took a beating after 9/11, but so did a lot of other people. It seems wrong to extend it just for people who were working in profession X but ignore everyone else.

      Anyways, just some food for thought on unemployment, the benefits it can have, and maybe why it should be extended further for those who have run out of options.

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    35. Re:Unemployment! by boskone · · Score: 1

      FYI Idaho's was $300 a week. I went from a 6 figure income to $300/week. But, I've relocated and am working again (albeit for substantially less.)

    36. Re:Unemployment! by hpavc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      he is getting the money that he put into his unemployment fund (aka unemployment insurence). if he works more than a few years he will over contribute to it and he loses that money. (turn your passion toward where that money goes -- all the dollars that employeed people over pay into the system)

      when bush 'extended' the coverage (which is normally done in any recession) the government does shell out cash from taxes into the fund without repayment as some gift. the unemployment fund will repay it if need be.

      that money is there also for people who get their wages reduces. if you were making $50k and then you got reduced to $35k you could get money from your unemployment fund to help out during your changes to assist you.

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    37. Re:Unemployment! by papa248 · · Score: 1

      This raises an interesting point. why should the state finance the unemployed? At the end of the day most people are unemployed because they don't want to apply for the jobs that are available.

      In the state I live in (Michigan) the company that laid you off/canned you is responsible for paying for "unemployment insurance" that goes to you. It's not a burden on the state.

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    38. Re:Unemployment! by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      i guess it depends on how our bills/lifestyle is. for me and the family of four the 768 (after federal taxes) every other week was well enough to get by on. we canceled the spring trip to cancun that year, and had to cut back on the dinning out, it wasn't a bad set of cards.

    39. Re:Unemployment! by jcoy42 · · Score: 1
      $400 a week

      Where the heck are you? When I was unemployed in AZ it was $205/wk before taxes. After taxes, it was more like $150.

      And it sucked. That barely paid the utilities & food- rent was covered by cashing out my 401K at a substantial loss.

      Thank goodness I found work in about 2 & a half months..
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    40. Re:Unemployment! by Cromac · · Score: 1
      They'll stop sending you that check when you don't look for a job.

      Judging by the website listed in the article they must have some pretty damn loose ideas about what constitutes looking for a job.

      8 months off work (average) and only 3 interviews? I wouldn't consider roughly 1 interview every 3 months doing much looking for a job.

    41. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experiance I recieved about 1 job interview out of every 23 job applications. 3 interviews in 8 months isn't that bad IMHO. When the job market is tight those type of numbers aren't all that bad.

    42. Re:Unemployment! by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Just keep in mind some of us might like brigandry, highway robbery, banditry, just plain thieving and other old timey ways of earning one's keep as well as or better than the new fangled ways the educated folks is always tellin' us 'r better'n the old tried an' true ways.

      With the crime rate where it is it seems many are taking that option even with welfare and unemployment.

      Why get a real job when you can sell crack, right?

    43. Re:Unemployment! by JimFromJersey · · Score: 1

      they were called debtors prisons and society decided that they were a bad idea.

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    44. Re:Unemployment! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      that money is there also for people who get their wages reduces. if you were making $50k and then you got reduced to $35k you could get money from your unemployment fund to help out during your changes to assist you.

      What state is this available in? I checked in LA, and don't see anything on their website that indicates this type payment...

      TIA,

      Cayenne

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    45. Re:Unemployment! by zackbar · · Score: 1

      What kind of proof does one need? I'm fortunate in that I'm still working, but my sister has been laid off since last September or so. Living in IL, she doesn't have to do much more than say she's been looking. (she has)

      But I'm curious how one would prove they looked for work. I can understand that if you get interviews, you can ask the interviewer to sign something. But if you can't even get an interview and you aren't given the courtesy of rejection letters for your resume, what do you do?

      It used to be that people could show receipts for resumes printed up, but nowadays people can print them at home.

    46. Re:Unemployment! by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Um, it *is* widely known (but, evidently not *that* widely known) that there's a direct corellation between unemployment rates and crime rates. He's not trying to justify it, he's merely stating a known fact.

    47. Re:Unemployment! by BadElf · · Score: 1

      IMHO, the NH system seems the better of the two. I'm sure there are loopholes, etc... but it definitely would cut down on claimants looking for a 26-week vacation after being laid off

      Your comment likening collecting unemployment to a "vacation" is uninformed and demeaning. I'm currently unemployed and collecting -- after paying into the system for 20 years. With a wife and kid to support, I can barely get by on the unemployment checks and trust me, it's definitely not a vacation. What I get from unemployment is only one third of what I made when working. Try going from $1200/week to only $400/week without losing your home, car, savings, and everything else you've worked your entire life for. And keep in mind that the financial blow is only part of it -- it's a big hit to the ego when you go from bread-winner to babysitter, and when you figure in the feelings of fear, inadequacy, depression, uselessness, and the general frustration of trying to find a job doing what you love to do when there just aren't any to be had. And if you really want to know what it's like, then make sure you've got a few self-righteous morons around to remind you that you're a loser/slacker/freeloader just taking advantage of the system.

    48. Re:Unemployment! by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      They'll stop sending you that check when you don't look for a job.

      I've run down my UI benefits several times, over the years. The trick is to have two or three friendly small business owners who can be counted on to remember you, and to NOT have a job for you. Drop by and visit your business-owning buddies every week, and have them tell you ``still no openings''. You have fulfilled your employment search requirements.

      Or when you miss out on 2 interviews with the unemployment officers.

      Time to go through detox and get a job, if that happens.

      When the job market gets tight and the weeks turn into months turn into years, it's time to go back to school. Not because more paper qualifications will help, but because being unemployed isn't respectable. Being a student is very respectable. Full-time study is the lowest-cost way to be a bum and still look employable.

      If you have enough money to buy and outfit a boat, you could go sail around the world for several years, and have a good story to explain the gap in your resume, but for most of us, that's just not feasible. It also has the disadvantage that you'll miss out on whatever opportunities there might be while you're gone. School is far easier for most of us to manage, and far less risk of drowning.

      In the US, full time students are not eligible for UI benefits. Part time students may be, if they are available for full-time work. Look for night-shift work, or take evening classes, and there shouldn't be any problem. This will only be a consideration for the first year, at most, as UI benefits don't last long in the US.

      Other posts have mentioned difficulties with health care. If you are in the US, you can get decent health care VERY cheaply by signing up for one class at your friendly neighborhood university. In-state tuition for one class and insurance for the year will cost around $1000. That may sound like a lot, but you can get student loans, and grants which will help, and the school will help you spread out the payments. You get access to really cheap health care at the campus health center. You can also wind up with an education, if you don't watch out.

      The Salvation Army can also help out with medical problems. They coordinate for dentists and doctors who want to give charity services.

      The important point is to be able to work the system. This skill will help you be comfortable while unemployed, help you get a job and help you keep it. If you're good at it, you can get by with very few, very brief periods of employment.

    49. Re:Unemployment! by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Which is what I said. Some people are choosing to commit crimes rather than work. There are always jobs to be had, they may not be something you want to do and may not pay well but many people would prefer to work two or three jobs rather than depend on others or commit crimes.

      Others are obviously making other choices.

    50. Re:Unemployment! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Crime is still work. It's just illegal work. You act as if criminals are on unemployment or somesuch.

      The problem is that even 5 peasant jobs won't add up to a decent salary. Unless you already live in an undersized trailer, such a job simply won't do & being something like a McPeon will only distract you from getting real work.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    51. Re:Unemployment! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In all three states that I have employeed people in, it is the companies responibility to pay into the Unemployment Insurance fund. The employee is not "taxed" at all, other than through lower wages.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    52. Re:Unemployment! by msoori · · Score: 1

      What industry should I file the .com under? Non-Profit?

    53. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The problem is that even 5 peasant jobs won't add up to a decent salary.

      And what's a decent salary? The grossly overpaid salaries that people in the tech industry seem to think they deserve? Or the $30,000 a year that a school teacher, firefighter or police officer makes?

    54. Re:Unemployment! by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      How is he expected to go on interviews to find a coperable job when he's got to work 9-5 doing menial work?

    55. Re:Unemployment! by amber_lux · · Score: 1

      This raises an interesting point. why should the state finance the unemployed?

      The state should not. The state does not. Unemployment compensation is paid for by businesses. It is one of the taxes that they pay for the hiring you. A percentage of your income is payed to the state, for your unemployment.

      At the end of the day most people are unemployed because they don't want to apply for the jobs that are available.

      Last week I had a job interview witha temp agency. They could not place me anywhere because my experience is to broad for their current clients.[ That was my first interview, with over 100 applications submitted, in three months.]

      My old temp service would not even put me back on the active list --- that is how few positions then can place people at. Back in August of 2001, they were calling me, to work for one of their clients.

      All I need to find is a company that is willing to hire me. That has not yet happened.

      I do note your qualifier: most people. There are a few people who do abuse the system, but not many. Maybe 1 in a 1 000.

      Anybody know of a company that needs somebody who is very good at customer service, and speaks fluent English, Afrikaans, and Xhosa. Can also read Spanish, German, French, Latin, Gaelic, Greek, Hebrew, Japanese, Zulu, Pedi, Flemish, Danish, and Portuguese? [ At least six, and probably a dozen more languages ommitted from that list. ]

      Wind under Thy Wings

      Amber

      --

      Suppose you did.
      Suppose you did not.

    56. Re:Unemployment! by JCholewa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Try going from $1200/week to only $400/week without losing your home,
      > car, savings, and everything else you've worked your entire life for.

      Wow. I ... wow.

      I know that you have to fund your family, but I've been working for something like a decade and a half (though only half of that has been in my chosen profession), and I'm feeling mildly put out that the unemployment rates being reported by posters seem to be in excess of my salary.

      Damn. I mean, I wish you the best of luck in keeping your family safe and getting back on track, but ... damn.

      -JC

    57. Re:Unemployment! by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      obviously not something I can pay on zero income, even with unemployment checks.
      You must not waste this opportunity. Before you couldn't become a waiter because everybody would have high expectations of dot-com man, but now you have the freedom to do what you like. The unemployment you have received is a gift, why not go on an adventure?

      During the dot com boom suicide rates were high because of the cycle of competition and high expectations, time with family was unobtainable. Now the situation has reversed. Is there a steady state where we can all be happy?

      --
      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
    58. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Others have already pointed out that you're a moron. However, I would like to add that "menial jobs" are often not available to highly trained or educated people. Try getting a job working in factory, or doing some other labor, when you have a master's degree. It doesn't work.

    59. Re:Unemployment! by rifter · · Score: 1

      Actually they offer about 12months, or $11k, whichever runs out first. The cap was $319/week. If you worked at a minimum wage job, then you got $(319 * 0.25 - amountearnedfromjob ), unless you worked more than 40 hours, then you got nothing, or if the previosu equation equalled more than $319 then you get $319.

      They provided extended benefits (well, I guess it comes from the government) as well.

    60. Re:Unemployment! by rifter · · Score: 1

      You haven't been unemployed in this economy have you? Let me tell you it was no picnic. In over a year unemployed I got 3 interviews for IT positions. That was not because I did not try to look for a job. Usually there were no jobs to apply for. There was the BS on Monster and friends (usually jobs posted on Monster are filled, or the email address does not go to anyone, or the person who gets them says "What's this monster thing? They keep spamming my box for this job I never heard of!")

      I faithfully sent my resume to every headhunting agency and company I could find, regularly searched the net for semi-random industries that might actually want to hire someone, everything I could think of. I did not just a statewde seach, but a worldwide search, though I mostly focused on jobs in the US. I found that most places, however, did not even want to talk to someone who was not already relocated.

      I even relocated away from where I was living originally in hope of escaping the dot-bomb implosion elsewhere in the country, but it was to no avail, and eventually I ended up coming back. I have only recently got out of this mess, and this was because a company elsewhere in my state was looking for someone who had a very specific skillset and I happen to be very very good in this area and possess specific knowlege which is not available to most. Even then this required relocation, on my dime, but at least I am employed now.

      It's easy to say something is easy if you have not done it yourself.

    61. Re:Unemployment! by rifter · · Score: 1

      Actually restaurants seem to be wary of hiring dot-com guys, even those with restaurant experience. They don't realize how bad the IT market is right now, perhaps, or then again I have noticed the restaurant market is pretty bad too. Probably restaurants are having no trouble finding experienced waitstaff who are currently waitstaff elsewhere or were in their last position and will be waitstaff forever, which is preferable to a dot-com person who may fly off when the economy comes back to normal.

    62. Re:Unemployment! by DrMaurer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd say a decent salary would be about 30,000. This is heavily dependant on where you live, of course.

      I live in the Rockford, IL, area. The industrial based economy around here is notoriously sensitive to economic issues around the country. I've had machinist friends laid off, I've been laid off, teachers have been laid off, graphic designers have been laid off, etc. etc. My skill base is wide and relatively in depth, but still, places can name their price, and demand excessive qualifications for miniscule salaries. Examples? See FuckthatJob.com for a few in preferred line of work (web/graphic design). I have a degree, etc. etc., and a decent amount of experience for someone who recently graduated (actually about 2 years ago now).

      I am currently underemployed as a line operator for a nationally known food maker/distributer. (Trust me, you've probably eaten their products before.) I make a little under 20,000 a year, without overtime. I've worked up to 20 hours extra (making about 60 a week) just to make ends meet. Now, because of the fiscal year's imminent demise, earnings at my plant, as all other places it seems, are being inflated by line shut-downs, lay-offs, etc. etc. Not only has my overtime been discontinued, but my line has been closed as well.

      I've been without income for a couple weeks. Luckily, these weeks are the ones without the bills coming in. I think. I've applied for unemployment, but I honestly don't think I qualify. I still send out resumes and applications and so on, and I've gotten two interviews in six months since I've started at my current employer, and those are for internal positions at my plant. I have looked near Chicago and Madison,(WI) and even thought about heading back to school, but my grades the first time around were . . . explainably inconsistant. :-) I had an epiphany, where I suddenly found out that it was important to have a good time with the papers I had to write, and my grades improved, too. Law school was the thought, until I couldn't even afford to take the LSAT.

      I'm glad I have a job, considering, but I haven't been able to pay rent regularly in months, it's been as much as I can for a while. This month doesn't look good either.

      A decent salary is heavily dependant on where you live. There are jobs, yes, but some of them are appalling (telemarketing) or the employers are wanting way overqualified applicants for low-paying jobs because those applicants are desparate. Even after 60 hours a week, I was thinking of getting a second job. My wife won't work because because she wants to stay home with our first child. Obviously, this decision is something I'm against, but I can't force her to get a job.

      In any case, the economy sucks. Tax Cuts might help for now, but who knows in a few years . . . fundimental changes are needed, and the longer I go underemployed, the more radical my politics become about the economy and large corporations. I know I'm not the only one that this is happening to. Being treated like a resource instead of a human is disheartening.

      --
      Dan
    63. Re:Unemployment! by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. That must be one of those that my accountant doesn't bother to tell me about.

    64. Re:Unemployment! by curri · · Score: 1

      Well, $400/wk is about 20K/yr.
      Unless your chosen profession is flipping burgers :) you should be making more than that after a few years.

      Hey, even now, a new college grad should be making more than that.

    65. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey moron, i am also unemployed. but you know what, I AM A TAX PAYER ALSO, i have been working since 16 and have paied a lot of taxes since (27 now). I am going to enjoy this also. I have only taken one week off a year for the last 5 years. I am just mad it is a drain on the state budget, rather than a federal funded source....

      you are just another moron billy....
      try thinking

    66. Re:Unemployment! by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Yep! I think many people who haven't recently tried using a temp. agency falsely assume they have plenty of assignments to hand out to all takers.

      When I was unemployed for about 6 months, I tried a number of temp. agencies, and had really poor results. I didn't even limit myself to I.T. type jobs either. I told them I'd accept data entry or pretty much any job using typing/computer skills.

      One firm placed me on a "data entry" assignment, but it turned out to actually involve medical claims processing/eligibility - with relatively little data entry. In the first week, we realized that of the 50 or 60 people they'd brought in for the assignment, they really only planned to test us for a little while to find out who could do all the paperwork the fastest (with the least errors), and offer permanent jobs to 5 or 6 of us. The rest, they'd just let go.

      I tried my best, but I just wasn't one of the top 5 quickest people there, so I got the axe in no time. Funny, but the temp. agency that got me this first job had absolutely no interest in placing me anywhere else after that.

    67. Re:Unemployment! by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      I applied for JobSeeker's Allowance a few months ago and got turned down because I didn't pay enough National Insurance [~12% tax on your income] 4 years ago

      You have to watch out for the two checkboxes right at the start of the claim form. If you only tick "Contributions-based Jobseekers Allowance", you can miss out that way (although it shouldn't, IIRC, be based on 4 year old contributions). You must tick "Income Based JSA" as well, and fill in the 15 or so extra pages of means testing questions. If you've got more than £3000 savings, you'll lose money; if you've got more than £8000, you're not entitled at all. You have to sign an agreement stating the kinds of work you'll be looking for and how many job applications per week (at least two, though a graduate would be expected to do more), and be able to prove when they ask that you have done what the agreement states (they write the agreement). After 6 months, you're off contributions-based allowances no matter what.

      If you aren't entitled to JSA, you should be able to get Income Support at a lower rate. IIRC, JSA at the moment is just over £50/week, Income Support rather less; those figures are also reduced to the ~£43/week if you're under about 25, as you're apparently supposed to sponge off your parents, whether you have any or not. Those figures are for singletons; if you have a partner, you'll be jointly means tested, but if you're both on the dole, you won't get twice as much.

      Even when you get those sorted out, you have to deal with Housing Benefit to cover the cost of a roof over your head; and that itself won't cover the full cost, so you'll need about a quarter of the JSA/IS to make up your rent. If you've got a mortgage, start collecting the cardboard boxes; you get sod-all help, so you'll be living in them soon.

      Still, if you think it's bad now, you should have tried it around 1990. Graduates had to sign that they were willing to work anywhere in the country; if you lived in Cornwall and they came up with a job in Aberdeen, you were supposed to move to get the job, just because you had a degree. Then that mad witch Thatcher got booted out, and a very slight amount of sanity began to creep back into the country.

      Check out the Department of Work and Pensions for more info. Also, see if your local council has a welfare rights department (tip: if they're Tory, they probably won't).

      HTH

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    68. Re:Unemployment! by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      I hear you, I was making $72,000/yr prior to being laid off from the company (which ultimately shut down during their bankruptcy, so everyone was laid off) which works out to almost $1,400/week. I went from that to $496/week ($460 after taxes) on unemployment. Not that I'm ungrateful or anything (although considering it's effectively my own money being given back to me, I suppose I could be), but I really think unemployment should have a it's flat max cap removed (which, as I've said in my other posts, varies wildly from state to state) and instead be based on an ever decreasing percentage the more you made (sliding scales anyone?). Obviously millionaires wouldn't (and shouldn't) be able to take the whole system down, but people who made reasonable wealth wouldn't be put out through no fault of their own.

      Unfortunately that'd still drain the unemployment accounts faster, but at least people with recurring bills (mortgage, etc) wouldn't be in a bind. One way to handle it would be to leave the amount payable to every unemployed person the same (read: their personal unemployment account balance), just allow the people who made more to draw off of it quicker than someone who made less (the result being that you may not get X weeks of benefits like Joe Burger Flipper, but at least for the weeks you can claim you'll be able to make your house payments, car payments and other bills).

      How the federal extensions would tackle this, I think, would be to extend it by the X weeks system they use now. Having read up on it more, it looks like fund used for federal unemployment extensions is part of the Social Security system, so literally every penny we get back is likely (at least partially) some money we put in ourselves. For that reason if they extend it by X weeks, even people who get more than the norm should get X weeks (since conceivably, they paid in more because of their income status).

      But back to your point, it's not a vacation, anyone who thinks it should be needs to be shot.

      --
      All I know about Bush is I had a good job when Clinton was president.
    69. Re:Unemployment! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      If you're only making 30K as a police officer, you need to move to a more generous city. My town doesn't pay their PD so poorly.

      Now while a garbage man, teacher or fireman may be more socially valuable in some sort of Platonic sense. The fact remains that supply and demand drives the economy. Costs have to be considered, as well as the relative scarcity of genuinely qualified practitioners.

      It's simply a lot easier to replace a teacher with another warm body, or even a corpse.

      A good legal secretary (the step below paralegal) with ZERO post-highschool education can make 30K.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    70. Re:Unemployment! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Yeah because you "sucked" so bad at the job they did give you.
      Assholes. This infuriates me.
      The same thing happened to my girlfriend. She got a job at a bank. They didn't like her shoes (I shit you not.) They fired her because of her "unprofessional attire" and reported that as the reason to the temp agency. Her shoes were nothing even close to inappropriate (black dress shoes.) I think there was something else, but they wouldn't say (like they couldn't afford to pay or something.)
      She was fired, and the temp agency wouldn't talk to her anymore because they were told she was a bad apple.
      Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    71. Re:Unemployment! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      A decent salary is whatever allows you to live reasonably comfortably while still building your own cushion for the inevitable job loss in the future. A job that only allows you to live paycheck-to-paycheck doesn't count as "decent".

      One should be able to build and acquire wealth and better oneself without living like a homeless person.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    72. Re:Unemployment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arizona's a bunch of poor white trash.

    73. Re:Unemployment! by Genom · · Score: 1

      Your comment likening collecting unemployment to a "vacation" is uninformed and demeaning.

      Read my whole comment again. I was making a comment about how some people are abusing the system.I actually do know some people who feel that way. And it makes me feel just as sick as it does you. (Well, maybe less - I don't have kids (yet))

      I can symphathise with your plight. I was in pretty much the exact same boat as you (again, without kids). The same blow financially. The same blow to the ego. The fear, depression, etc... I've been there (and really, I'm still there, as I'm still unemployed - I've just exhausted what benefits I could get. Now we're living off of a savings that's quickly running out - a savings that was really just getting started when the bubble burst and the bottom dropped out.

      Trust me, I wasn't criticizing the people who are trying hard to find work, and taking unemployment seriously (otherwise I'd be criticizing myself!) -- I was criticizing the system for allowing some people to freeload.

  2. I18n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    How hard would it have been to make this international ?

    1. Re:I18n by Malc · · Score: 1

      Which US states are ON, SK, GB, etc?

    2. Re:I18n by Aliencow · · Score: 1

      Ontario, Saskatchewan, Great Britain...Canadian provinces of course. I don't know if it was an attempt at sarcasm, but if it was, 2 countries does not really make something "international" even though it is.

  3. He won't find a job in statistics by KDan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, he sure won't find a job in a department that's involved in any kind of statistical work, that's for sure. The main thing which comes out of his tables is that there is little no correlation between salary and unemployment length. The only remotely useful table in there is the unemployment by industry, but there the sample is far too small to derive any conclusions...

    There's nothing wrong with not finding correlation per se, but the author of the site presents the tables as if they had some meaning, without mentioning the fact that their only meaning is that they have no meaning... He should certainly make a note about it, and that page would certainly gain from having the Pearson correlation coefficient calculated for each table (and having only two data columns in each table).

    Daniel

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    1. Re:He won't find a job in statistics by heytal · · Score: 1

      Someone please explain to me, what the table for average salary by length unemployed is for ?

      Does this mean that if I have waited for 4 months, the average salary that I should expect is $25000, but if i wait for 5 months, the average salary that i should expect changes to $85000 !!

      Disclaimer: The data above was taken from the engineering page here: http://dev2.hypnotic.net/oddtodd/industry.cfm?indu stry=Engineering

    2. Re:He won't find a job in statistics by DZign · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's just the other way around ?

      If you want to make $25000 (or have the skills/age/.. for this wage) you're going to be unemployed for 4 months on average.

      However if you're more experenced, older, ...
      and apply for jobs where you'd make $85000,
      it'll take you a month more before you find
      a job like this..

  4. Make sense to anyone? by evilviper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now why link to the site? It has practically no data so far, and that is all it's good for... There is no verification of the data, and the data is input by random visitors.

    A /. poll asking the same question would be many times more accurate.

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    1. Re:Make sense to anyone? by I+Love+Soup · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And of course IT is going to the lead the rest of the categories, since unemployed IT people are more likely spending their (abundant) free-time surfing on the webnet.

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    2. Re:Make sense to anyone? by caino59 · · Score: 1

      yea, and must of us that are unemployed here i would also imagine to be in tech-related fields.

      so wouldn't that kind of make his idea apply to the /. crowd a bit?

      and of course, how much information is disseminated from here through us geeks?

      i'm sure a lot of it is. after all, what good is all this information (news sites in general) if it isn't passed on?

    3. Re:Make sense to anyone? by plover · · Score: 1
      A /. poll asking the same question would be many times more accurate.

      Brilliant! I believe you may have stumbled on a way to measure the veracity of statistics!

      One slashdotPoll == margin of error is within +/- 99.99% (give or take a CowboyNeal or two.) Think about it, it sounds almost as good as the legendary "Five Nines" (from the other direction, of course, but that's yet another beauty of statistics.)

      Perhaps we need a Slashdot poll to determine whether or not this should be included as a new Standard Unit.

      --
      John
  5. US Only ? by JTunny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Asks you to enter a state and salary in dollars Any chance of including UK ppl somehow ?

    1. Re:US Only ? by PhillC · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was going to post something similar. With such a globalised marketplace and options such as "telecommuting" relevant for many, it would be useful to gather information from around the world. Surely a programmer in the US could potentially take on contract work from UK based employers? This is true for other professions as well, such as journalism and graphic design.

      I think it would also be helpful to poll people who were recently unemployed, not just those currently out of work. For example, I was without a job between mid-October 2002 and late February 2003. Surely knowing that it recently took someone a little over 4 months to find another job could be useful in predicting current inductry norms?

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    2. Re:US Only ? by MattBurke · · Score: 1

      If you're a unix sysadmin, just take it as "a long, long time..." :/

    3. Re:US Only ? by JTunny · · Score: 1

      C++ just as bad :( The longer this goes on the more courage I'm picking up to become a teacher, so not me .... but neither is flipping burgers.

    4. Re:US Only ? by MattBurke · · Score: 1

      100/week stuffing letters in envelopes for me... Thank God I've managed to pick up a month's contracting job.

    5. Re:US Only ? by JTunny · · Score: 1

      Ah well. Least we'll appreciate it if/when it all picks up again. Flaubert : "Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in the enterprises we have failed in"

    6. Re:US Only ? by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      I dunno. Where are you? While I HAVE a job to say it sucks eggs would be comparing a nuclear blast to a tire blowout. HOWEVER, it pays bills, which clearly is enough.

      I finally thought that the market was turning a bit (Colorado) and put my resume out about a week ago. I've had 5 calls. I'm a Java geek with good *nix skills inc some sysadmin. What I'm hearing from recruters is that if you have good skills, there are jobs out there.

      If you DO have good skills and aren't getting calls, I'd seriously re-think your resume. I know it sounds like COMPLETE BS, but wording counts.

      It's the world we live in...

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      Computer Science is Applied Philosophy
    7. Re:US Only ? by MattBurke · · Score: 1

      UK.

      Seriously there are no jobs out here at the moment... a few tru64/solaris/aix/etc, but i've only got experience (albeit v.good experience) with linux/*bsd

    8. Re:US Only ? by gabec · · Score: 1

      Just put in "UK" as your state. It looks like most everyone else is doing that as well.. (11 entries)... the problem is figuring out whether they converted their uk money to us money before they put it in. I would assume they hadn't since, well, why bother?

    9. Re:US Only ? by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      To bad you're not in Colorado. We're looking to hire some Linux guys. Just one right now, but that will expand as operations expand. We're setting up dev and test environments and training the company to whom we outsourced our Data Center for Production.

      RH Adv Server 2.1 until 3.0 comes out. All 2-way machines and blades although a "standard" developer workstation may be around the corner. We're even looking to replace AIX on our p630s. Although I have mixed feelings on that...

      Man, this is going to sound shitty. REALLY SHITTY. That being said:

      The average quality of the (Java) developers I've worked with overseas (mostly in the UK) is typically considerably higher than the quality here. I think a reason is that Europe has higher unemployment and doesn't have to go after "dregs" to fill seats. Even through the lay-offs we have a lot of overhead...

      I've only worked with a Swedish group and a few UK teams, but they've been great

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      Computer Science is Applied Philosophy
  6. the average will be wrong by jakedata · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I went 12 weeks without a nibble, then had three offers in February. Then nothing.

    Screw the unemployment checks, I took the job.

    -j

    1. Re:the average will be wrong by Gedalia · · Score: 1

      Well maybe the average needs to be seasonally adjusted, or just charted year to year.

      When the government puts out relative stats like: there has been a growth in sales of gnomes. This years 3rd quarter gnomes sales is probably being compared to last years 3rd quarter gnomes sales, not this years 2nd quarter gnomes sales.

      This is to account for the fact that there is always a spike in gnomes sales due to Christmas or gnome day.

      I think there are some more elaborate formulas for comparing month to month values.

      Thanksgiving-january are probably the worst time to get a job due to all the holidays, unless of course you're working in retail.

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    2. Re:the average will be wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Took me almost three months a year and a half ago. But that's normal in my field.

  7. unemployment by prmths · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've been unemployed since January of 2002. Thats about 28 months so far
    but anyways.. I've noticed that things look like cr*p lately and it'll be a while before they improve. So i've decided that i'm going back to school to get my master's. I've wanted to do it anyways... Hopefully that'll put me in a higher standing than I am now..

    On a side note; I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the times or not, but a friend of mine told me that even if someone has a ton of experience, and then they graduate college with a bachelor's or masters or whatever... Some employers tend to ignore all work experience prior to graduating. does anyone know if this is true? if it is, i think it's the most retarded HR practice i've EVER heard of. Can someone PLEASE enlighten me on the subject.

    1. Re:unemployment by johnkoer · · Score: 1

      but a friend of mine told me that even if someone has a ton of experience, and then they graduate college with a bachelor's or masters or whatever

      That is true. I worked full time as a programmer while getting my BS in Computer Science. Every time I go on an interview now they take the current year and subtract the year I graduated from college and say, "So you have had X years of experience." I always have to go back and explain well I worked full time while I was in college, "So I have X+4 years of experience." Most people I have interviewed with still do not acknowledge those 4 years of experience.

    2. Re:unemployment by RicRoc · · Score: 1

      My experience is also that employers initially ignore all work experience before graduating. But once you've landed the job, the extra experience is appreciated by co-workers and management alike. This generates recognition and respect that may (or may not) translate into better pay rises along the road.
      YMMV :-)

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    3. Re:unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So i've decided that i'm going back to school to get my master's. I've wanted to do it anyways... Hopefully that'll put me in a higher standing than I am now..

      Good idea. I'm going to law school this fall; I'll be in debt at the end, but at least with a law degree I'll be able to work independently if no firms are hiring.

      I've seriously contemplating going into personal injury law; seems like an easy way to make money. What? You don't like that, do you? Well tough. After watching corporate "leaders" and the government kick around everyone trying to earn a decent living, I've lost any loyalty to the free market system and I don't see what the point in hard work is anymore. I'd rather be a rich parasite than a poor, but honest worker, and considering that the vast majority of large companies make a lot of their money unethically, I have no compunction about taking some of it off them.

      And no, I'm not kidding and I'm not trolling. Well, maybe I am trolling, but everything I said above still stands.

    4. Re:unemployment by THEbwana · · Score: 1

      The only ones I know of who does this is the European Union (for all their permanent positions). /m

    5. Re:unemployment by headchimp · · Score: 1
      Masters? Nahhhh don't do it. I have a Masters and consider myself unemployed since 10/1997.

      That's when I was fired from the job I had in my field. Since then it's been a little bit of this, that, nothing really decent or worthwhile but helps pay the bills until I kill myself.

    6. Re:unemployment by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Watch your unemployment gap on your resume!

      If your not carefull you will be filtered out on the vast majority of white colar jobs(not just IT). HR frowns down heavily on this and views it as laziness or an unwillingness to work.

      However like me your stuck with deciding what kind of job to get in the mean time? You can be an Aministrative assistant or deliver pizza's. But how will this look on your resume?

      Again fucked.

      If you sell yourself well and explain your situation assuming you take a lower end job then HR will understand. However if you do nothing then no selling on Earth can save you.

      I went from making 30k a year as a help desk support tech. to 7/hr filling shelves at Staples. I took it because no fortune 1000 company would take me after a 10 month hole in my resume. However I am getting interviews now for some tech jobs and they are looking at my resume and seem to understand my situation.

      Its all about pride and I have alot of problems with it. I was very bothered to take a low end job and embarrased. I quit dating even because I was too ashamed to have girls know what I do for a living.

      Glad your getting your degree though. Now you have something to put on your resume.

      I am going back to school this fall. The good news is that the economy right now is at the height of the slump. It can only get better. In 2 years the situation will be different and you will have both experience and education to back you up.

      Keep in mind people like yourself with years of experience take these entry level tech jobs today designed for college students. So do not worry about it too much. Some employers can not outsource to India and can not afford 70k a year for a top programmer. Two college kids making 30k might be more economical and this is why HR is looking at fresh students.

      I am being shunned out too from lack of education but hr doesn't care if you got the experience to back it up.

    7. Re:unemployment by jo42 · · Score: 1
      > 10 month hole in my resume

      Bit of advice lad, bullshit for this time period. You where running FubarFixers Consulting LLC, i.e. your own company. Then you can fill in the rest, use friends as references for this time period, etc.

      - low life sneak (b*gg*r all HR types sezs I).

    8. Re:unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just say you were working for an Internet company that went bust. (Posting anonymously...)

    9. Re:unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just say you were working for an Internet company that went bust

      Every facility I have worked at, except for the most recent one, has been shut down by the company I worked for. All of the companies, except the last company I worked for, merged with other companies, who shut down the division I worked in. In at least five cases, the company was later disolved.That is out of ten companies in twenty years.

      Every tried explaining to HR that the reason you don't provide an address is because the company is out of business, or that the reason the address has a different company name, is because the company you worked for merged with the new company, and the new company has no records you ever worked there?

      And that is before I get into the issue with references. I call/e-mail ex-managers and co-workers quarterly. They have all changed email addresses and phone numbers.

    10. Re:unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could teach in any college or high school in the country. That's something I badly *want*, but I don't see how to finish college with this pesky career in the way. What I really want to be is a math professor. If I could get my hands on enough money to finish school, I'd do it. As it happens, I'm only able to take 2 or 3 classes per term, while working, and the schedule is a complete nightmare.

      My problem is sort-of, that I have this really high paying job, but I'd settle for a lower paying job that gave me more assurance that I can finish school. But lower-paying jobs don't actually seem to exist. At least not ones that would pay my cost of living + tuition.

    11. Re:unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh huh.. jan 2002-april 2003 is 28 months for you.. for us its 16 months.. guess you had the other 12 for lunch. No wonder you don't have a job..

  8. Mod me down but... by Renegade+Lisp · · Score: 0, Insightful
    ... posting an article on the front page of an international forum that has at least 25% of non-US readers,

    ... with the article still being intended for people from the US only

    ... and not even mentioning this in the article

    strikes me as a little odd.

    1. Re:Mod me down but... by NETHED · · Score: 4, Informative

      Excuse me, but have you read the FAQs of Slashdot? Click here if you have not

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    2. Re:Mod me down but... by Renegade+Lisp · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I think these are two separate issues, (a) being US-centric in where the news normally come from, and whom they are most relevant for, and (b) ignoring the fact that there are non-US readers in the way a story is written.

      The former is absolutely fine with me, while the latter ... as I said, strikes me as a little odd.

    3. Re:Mod me down but... by Skiboo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the point is, that non-US data will muck up the survey. Different countries have different amounts of unemployment, better/worse economies, so if you're trying to figure out how long it takes to get a job, you're better off with localised data.

    4. Re:Mod me down but... by anshil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod me as flamebait if you want.

      The US and the US citizens generally don't care too much about the rest of the world. After all they are the greatest country in the world, or at last they believe this by heart.

      If it's true or not, at least it is the opinoun most of the europeans have formed the last years. And FAQ's like seem only to second that.

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    5. Re:Mod me down but... by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      (b) ignoring the fact that there are non-US readers in the way a story is written.

      You're right, we were ignoring you. Can someone please update the FAQ please.

    6. Re:Mod me down but... by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess I just don't get your problem here.. it's a US-centric website, and this is explained in the FAQ, but you have a problem when a US-centric story is posted and it's not billed as such?

      Where's the logic in bitching about that?

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    7. Re:Mod me down but... by Renegade+Lisp · · Score: 0

      I guess I just don't get your problem here.. it's a US-centric website, and this is explained in the FAQ, but you have a problem when a US-centric story is posted and it's not billed as such?
      The point is that about one quarter or perhaps one third of the people who look at this story will have to figure out themselves that this is US-only. It may take them a few minutes, a failed attempt to fill in the online form of this site, which doesn't know about other countries, etc.

      Slashdot is normally much more globally-oriented than, for example, CNN, which is a national news site by definition. CNN is talking to Americans, and only Americans by default, and everyone from another country who lurks there is fully aware of that.

      Slashdot is different. There are many stories submitted by, for example, Europeans here, and things that happen in Europe, e.g. new European legislation, is usually being followed quite attentively by the Slashdot crowd.

      Given this, I think it would simply be appropriate to flag a US-only article as such, if it's not immediately clear from the context. Call it a matter of style.

    8. Re:Mod me down but... by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1
      The point is that about one quarter or perhaps one third of the people who look at this story will have to figure out themselves that this is US-only. It may take them a few minutes, a failed attempt to fill in the online form of this site, which doesn't know about other countries, etc.
      I'll refer back to the FAQ entry then that pretty clearly spells out that /. is a US-centric website with US-centric stories/articles. Nothing in that FAQ entry indicated that /. was intended for worldwide consumption, only that if people from outside the US wanted to submit stories that they'd be given consideration as well.
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    9. Re:Mod me down but... by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      What you are saying is a bit trollish, but could be a misunderstanding or I'm an exception. Living in the US and I am currently seeking employment, the small company I'm with is going under and I'm at the point that I will take $9+/hr, doing anything remotely bearable. My concerns are US because that is currently the most feasible location for me, and the person that wrote this article is probably in the same position. It would be wasteful for him to worry about other countries. It really is about convenience. I in no way think the US is the greatest country in the world. I have great respect and interest to other countries.

      Sorry offtopic, but wanted to clear that up.

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    10. Re:Mod me down but... by lga · · Score: 1
      I'll refer back to the FAQ entry then that pretty clearly spells out that /. is a US-centric website with US-centric stories/articles. Nothing in that FAQ entry indicated that /. was intended for worldwide consumption, only that if people from outside the US wanted to submit stories that they'd be given consideration as well.


      And I will point out that if all of us from outside the US stop posting and go elsewhere, slashdot will lose ad revenue, subscriptions, and have a far less interesting discussion.

      Maybe it should give some consideration to keeping those readers; it's good business sense.

    11. Re:Mod me down but... by catch23 · · Score: 1

      Somehow I don't think this will ever be enough of an argument to persuade 100,000 international slashdot readers to go elsewhere. If you don't like slashdot for it's US-centric views, you're free to go elsewhere.

    12. Re:Mod me down but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I will point out that if all of us from outside the US stop posting and go elsewhere, slashdot will lose ad revenue, subscriptions, and have a far less interesting discussion.

      If a lot of the articles have nothing to do with the US then I would not doubt that the US readership would decline as well. I'm sure a bean counter determined that would have more of an impact.

    13. Re:Mod me down but... by Otter · · Score: 1
      CNN is talking to Americans, and only Americans by default, and everyone from another country who lurks there is fully aware of that.

      As an aside -- you may not be aware of this, especially if you block cookies, but CNN.com serves up both a US and an international version. You can turn off all the US news except major stories. The BBC does the same thing.

      CNN's domestic coverage is worthless, anyway.

    14. Re:Mod me down but... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The FAQ said that Slashdot was created as a US-centric site. What part of this don't you understand?

      If it bothers you, go elsewhere. There are plenty of sites which focus on Europe, or specific European countries. I know because I visit them, yet you don't see me demanding that they carry U.S. news with equal weight to their own.

      It would be obnoxious and rude, you see.

      Max

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    15. Re:Mod me down but... by anshil · · Score: 1

      I said this FAQ is an example, this has nothing to do with my favoring to visit a side or not.

      Yet I also noted already several english speakers in our german forums, who demand from everybody to speak perfect english with them. It doesn't even get to their mind that it would be more suitable for them to speak german.

      Well for me "seeing" you demanding, you're requesting me to follow you on all sites?
      Okay forget that, I just wanted to punch in on a rhetorical side :o)

      But well I've seen enough movies myself where the US is propaganded as the worlds greatest country. Even bush said that! It's pure arrogance.

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    16. Re:Mod me down but... by rifter · · Score: 1

      What the hell is wrong with you Europeans? I thought you had a better education system than we do in the US? If you had Read Tthe Fucking Article instead of just bullshitting, you would have found that not only can you enter data for any two letter code you please (including some that do not even exist) which clearly allows you to enter a country code in the case in which you do not live in a US State.

      This system was designed to be as open as you want it to be, so quit griping and go post. :P

    17. Re:Mod me down but... by rifter · · Score: 1

      The problem with your assertion is that this is not a US-centric article and therefore does not need to be flagged as such. The web form clearly allows entering other countries' codes.

  9. Unemployed for a reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am a Software Engineer and the majority of engineers that I see that are unemployed for a period longer than 1 month are either fresh out of college or were previously employed only because the industry was desperate.

    My advice: Unemployeed engineers that have been unemployed longer than 1 month need to find a specialty and find a job in that specialty.

  10. I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by goldcd · · Score: 4, Funny

    That[']s about 28 months so far - anybody fancy offering this maths/english wiz a job?

    1. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by prmths · · Score: 1

      ack! :P
      16
      seems like a lot longer when you're unemployed...
      heh
      could have sworn it's been 2 years
      these things happen when you havnt slept in about 2 days ;)

    2. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't worry, I've been unemployed since 10/2001 and sure I've had a few interviews (even had one scheduled at Microsoft that got pulled out from under me 3 days before I was set to go (because a prior candidate got the job, nothing to do with me)), but now that the unemployments gone I've gotten used to the idea that I'll--

      1) Be in debt (unemployment really did help, but unfortunately I still had to hit up the credit cards because it just wasn't making ends meet) for the foreseeable future.
      2) Be making slightly above minimum wage doing "light industrial" until the economy stops felching it's own ass.

      And yeah, for anyone who thinks "he didn't look hard enough" or some other holier-than-thou bullshit, I assure you, I looked real god damned hard, and I lowered my salary expectations considerably (going from $70,000+/yr to having salary expectations of only $30,000/yr I would hope qualifies).

      To anyone who says it's not that bad-- you're clueless, or you're terribly lucky.

      On a personal note, I want to thank the US Congress/Senate for finally passing that Unemployment Extension in January when they got back from their Christmas break-- too bad it didn't extend ANYTHING, it just extended the TEUC and TEUC-X programs to those who would have been cut off, for everyone else who had already exhausted both their TEUC and TEUC-X benefits, they basically gave us the finger. Way to go guys. (Read: The TEUC extension provided for 13 weeks of federally funded extensions, and the TEUC-X extension provided for an additional 13 weeks for states with high unemployment (mine, Washington, qualified easily) for a total of 26 weeks. The "extension" passed in January didn't add any additional weeks, it only extended the program for those who were just starting to use TEUC and/or TEUC-X, and added language that made it possible for someone starting on it late in the game to be able to claim their total balance, rather than being cut off on some arbitrary date).

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    3. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by rppp01 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I hear you loud and clear on the job search. I lost my high paying job in Nov of 2001. I spent a few months looking for work, I even lowered my expectations of pay by 50%. My father suggested I take any job I could find- that is what he did when he was unemployed. So I did. I took a job that made less than I was getting on unemployment AND was treated like crap for it. I worked a helpdesk job that was taking advantage of the surpluss of IT guys in the market.

      I left that to find a data entry job that paid slightly better, but was only temporary. I then moved closer to family, (2 states away) and spent 3 months looking for work before I found this job. Think I'm going anywhere? I am making 40% of pay that I made at the job I lost in 2001. I am buried in debt, and don't know how I get by. I have no idea on earth how people can survive without a job in this current situation. Not without unemployment.

      And it is hard to swallow, going from 70+ a year to 8 an hour. I feel for everyone out there going through this.

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    4. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      First, I agree with most of what you say.

      You say that you are willing to look at jobs that are in the 30-40k/year range. What kind of job are you looking for? What is your experience, and are you willing to move to the midwest?

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    5. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm looking for work doing software development, most of my experience is in Pascal/Delphi, but I'm fairly well versed at C/C++, and I also have a good amount of experience writing x86 assembly code. My interests tend to lean towards operating systems, low level hardware and communications (networking, etc). I really have a wide set of experience, all of it in varying degrees of maturity (basic to advanced).

      As far as the midwest goes, I certainly have no problem relocating, my only 'request' would be one of the following--

      1) Relocation assistance

      -or-

      2) Guaranteed work over a 6 month period to help ease the cost of relocating out of pocket

      Having said that, I've had no out of area job offers or interviews (despite having applied for jobs as far away as New York (when I lived in Seattle)), so my relocation ideas haven't been a factor in not finding work yet. =) And having said that, I'd probably be willing to give up that idea altogether, it'd just make the whole 'pack up and move' scenario a lot easier to deal with if I didn't have to run further into the hole (or atleast knew for sure that any debt incurred would atleast be temporary).

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    6. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      Have you done any Web applications?

      You mention OS. How about System administration stuff? NT, Novell, Linux etc.

      I know that this is a weird question to ask, but have you used Microsoft Access before? Or perhaps a better question is have you worked with any SQL before.

      I am in the process of trying to get another position at our company, and hope to have something together soon. (Soon being one or two months), I don't know if it will go through, and I know that we coulnd't pay any relocation fee...

      Does the work here doesn't suck as bad as other places.

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    7. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1
      Have you done any Web applications?
      Not professionally, but I've written some ISAPI and ASP objects for use in my own server side script.
      You mention OS. How about System administration stuff? NT, Novell, Linux etc.
      No sysadmin stuff honestly, closest thing I might have as far as experience with that would be my LAN setup, which consists of Windows 2000 Server setup with Active Directory and two Windows XP desktops connected to it for authentication/etc. That, and a terminal-only Red Hat setup that I telnet into to work on small pet projects of my own. =)
      I know that this is a weird question to ask, but have you used Microsoft Access before? Or perhaps a better question is have you worked with any SQL before.
      I've used ADO to execute SQL queries against Access/MSJet databases, so I guess the answer would be yes. ;) I've also used ADO with MS SQL Server.

      Like I said, the relocation is more a pipe dream (especially in this economy), a 'nice to have', but not a deal breaker.
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    8. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by geekoid · · Score: 1

      How many resumes do you hand out a week?

      6 months ago I was unemployeed for 8 days.
      After a day of panic(I support 3 people), I Called some recruiters I had work for, They didn't have anything, but I did ask them to review my resume and giving advise on any changes. 1 recruite took an hour out of her day to go over it with me, no charge.
      I then took it to a friend who has a degree in english, she gave a couple great tips.

      Then I printed out 100 copies, went to every industrial/corporate park, walked into EVERY business in EVERY building. Asked if they employed(don't say hire, say employee) software developers or engineers. if they say yes, useually its "yes, but we're not hiring" say something like "that alright, can I leave my resume anyways?"
      usually they say yes. get there name, and a business card. ask whe would be a good time to call? if you can get there HR dept. Managers name.

      The next day, call every business card you have.

      In theis economy, what you are mostly hoping for is to hit someones desk when someone quits.
      Thats what ahppend to me.
      Actually, About an hour after I dropped off my resume, I got a call, 20 minutes later I was intervewed. Got a call on the next day, they asked me 2 questions "will you contrct for 30 days? can you start now?
      by noon I was working on bug reports.

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    9. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I sympathise with you. I lost a job from a company I worked for for 5 years back in May of 2002. Lost it two days after I closed on my first house. At the time of my lay off I had $0.00 in the bank since everything I had went into down payment and closing costs. Go figure.

      It took me 9 months to get the job I have now. I took a 45% reduction in pay, but am now making enough to make ends meet. I have a lot of debt to pay off and at the slow rate in which I earn, I will be paying it off for the next year or two. Most of my retirement savings is gone. Used to live on.

      I also am still persisting on cortizone I pick up in Mexico and celebrexib I order from India because I still don't have proper medical insurance to cover an auto-immune disease.

      Lucky for me my employers gave me 11 weeks severance. But the government helped it self to a lot of it which hurt my survival chances quite a bit. Unemployment insurance wasn't enough to pay the monthy mortgage costs unfortunately.

      Over 9 months I applied for 118 jobs and had 5 interviews. I finally picked up a job as a system administrator. A suitable transition from being a programmer I felt.

      But it's tough. If this job wouldn't have come in when it did, I'd be going under right about now. Manual labor jobs don't work out well when you don't have suitable health for it and they fail to pay enough to cover the bills.

      I've learned a valuable lesson though. I'm going to fight tooth and nail to put away a year's worth of income in case this happens in the future. Also pre-tax retirement savings are of less value than post tax because of the government's rules and penalties. No more pre-tax retirement savings for me my friend. If you need the money, those government penalties will kill you. Also I now know the true value of credit cards. Now that I have a job I'm stocking up on cards and just keeping them for emergency purposes. With no job you cannot apply for credit no matter how badly you need the money.

      I wish I had advice as to what to do to get a job, but if I were to lose my current job I'd be SOL myself. I just wish everyone success in their job search endeavors.

    10. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I am making 40% of pay that I made at the job I lost in 2001. I am buried in debt, and don't know how I get by.

      I know what you're going through. I too was making beaucoup bucks in the late 90s, only to find myself filing bankruptcy today. (Lesson: manage your debt!)

      And it is hard to swallow, going from 70+ a year to 8 an hour.

      Only 8 an hour? Have you considered delivering pizzas? Domino's or Papa John's or Pizza Hut drivers make $10-$15 an hour, much of it tax-free. It's not so good for the car and if you tell your insurance company you end up paying more, but it's not very difficult work and pays the bills.

      Of course, I wish I had more time for the job search, but it's been fruitless so far. I wish you the best.

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    11. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by BTM1001 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for pointing out that individuals need to work on building their own savings account to draw on in case of emergencies. I personally classify government money as a bonus, an extra. I don't count on it, or use it to make my plans. This applies to retirement - I'm 27 now, there's no hope for Social Security for me. Unemployment? No way it will meet my fixed expenses (mortgage). That's why when I recently bought my first house, every cent did not go to the down payment. I kept back about 10 months of mortgage payments, so that if something were to happen I could survive. Unfortunately, the job market these days in Colorado indicates that that 10 months might not be enough. Time for me to go on the CostCo diet - there's a 50 lb bag of rice for 12 dollars, and a 40 lb bag od beans for 8. That should get me through 2-3 months. Hey, millions of peasants cant be wrong!

    12. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason, I feel compelled to reply here...

      Beans 'n rice have been a staple in my diet since I learned some simple cooking. (Yours too, maybe...) I buy them in bulk (25# bags) from Blooming Prairie (Iowa City, Iowa). Addition of spices and vegetables (as-is or maybe as part of sauce) makes everything tastier. The unit cost for meals winds up being unbelievably low and, with experience, they usually end up tasting better than the $3 frozen entries.

    13. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I hear you man. I took a job with about 50% more hours that pays about 33% (started at 30% but I talked them into a raise) of what I made before. Unfortunately, the kids still cost the same if not more. I'm drowning in debt from 9 months without a job. I'm hoping to refinance the house to pay off debt, but they are looking suspiciously at my new salary. Probably just have to do bankruptcy. Of course the car is paid off, so I'll lose that and won't be able to get to work anymore.

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    14. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I understand the circumstances that lead
      to it, I don't know how reasonable it is to complain about your debt. After all, *you* created that debt. Not your former employer, not "the economy", and not a pig's ear. You probably never saw building up the debt as a choice, but rather as an obligation or necessity.

      On the other hand, I don't understand how people are living indoors, not literally starving to death, etc. I would last maybe 6 months if I lost my job tomorrow. After that, if I didn't have another decent job, I'd probably be looking at being homeless. Literally. After that, getting a job would be cold comfort, and I'm not even sure I'd want one.

    15. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes using credit to feed your kids seems like a necessity at the time.

      I'm back to work, but still saddled with the problems of 8 months of being out of work in 2001. I had paid off my credit cards prior to that 8 months... but when I lost my job... I had to put it back on. Had to? Oh, sorry, I just mean, "it seemed like a better idea than not feeding my kids or taking them to the doctor and having a roof over their heads."

    16. Re:I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      Indeed, this is the exact situation I'm going through right now, and let me spell it out-- given the choice between being further in debt and having a chance of getting a job vs. going homeless and having no chance for work (because you cease having an address) I'll take being in debt, thanks anyways. I mean, it's not like it'll matter if it falls apart in the end anyways, since the bill collectors will be hard pressed to find my bed at the local mission via the US Postal Service.

      Of course with the kind of credit I have, I could probably do this for a year, but I'd obviously rather just get work and be back doing what I know and love-- software development, or hell, even something unrelated like tech support in a call center, as long as it wasn't what I'm basically forcing myself to do due to lack of options (light industrial labor).

      On that note, good luck to you and yours, I'm glad you've found work.

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  11. Do unemployed people read Slashdot??? by jkrise · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A poll on this topic should be interesting... my train of thought goes like this:

    Most Slashdotters have BIG ideals.
    Most Corporate types hate BIG ideals, (except as in BIG money!)
    Few idealists are moneyed, fewer can employ others.

    I guess it follows that most Slashdotters are not employed :-). There are many ways my assumptions could be wrong.. I'd like to hear some.

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    1. Re:Do unemployed people read Slashdot??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, that sounds oddly similar to what English majors have to go through...

      Slashdot- bridging the gap between humanities and science by letting us all vent about how we got shafted. ;)

    2. Re:Do unemployed people read Slashdot??? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I'm an idealist who's employed. Luckily my bosses are not from the marketing dept. ;)

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  12. Glad your going back to school! by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

    This time around, hit the math books a little harder.

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  13. One good option by ciryon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was playing around in the "IT-bubble" for some years until eventually the company was almost dead. No sales = no profit. :)

    Then I decided to do the only good thing; go back to school. At the same time I run my own (very small scale system development/management) company to get some extra cash. So in some years I'll hopefully have graduated computer science when there are more jobs.

    Ciryon

    1. Re:One good option by sapped · · Score: 1

      Then I decided to do the only good thing; go back to school.

      This must be about the third post like this that I have read. How on earth do you go back to school / college / university if you don't have any money?

    2. Re:One good option by dsplat · · Score: 1

      How on earth do you go back to school / college / university if you don't have any money?

      Not having income and not having money are not the same thing at all. It is also possible to get loans to go back to school. I certainly considered doing it myself.

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    3. Re:One good option by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 1

      If you have no (or a very small) income and no large savings or property assets (excluding a home), the gov't (and perhaps the school) will actually give you some money to go to school. Even if you aren't broke enough for free money, loans from the gov't, the school, or even private lenders are typically available. If you're really interested, I'd recommend inquiring at the financial aid office of potential schools. While it's not easy, lots of people in similar (and worse) situations have found a way through.

    4. Re:One good option by Vagary · · Score: 1

      Student loans tend to have much better interest than credit cards. And since the government ones don't incure interest while you're in school, you can wait until a boom to pay them back. There are also scholarships or so I'm told...

    5. Re:One good option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT, you need to be poor for a while, like a year, before you are elegible. I'd like to stop working and go to school full time. But it's not that simple. I need to save enough to pay for the first year. Then I might be elegible for good financial aid.

      Also, it takes a full two years to qualify for in-state tuition in most places. If I had to pay out-of-state tuition where I'm going, it would be out of the question. Like $30k/yr, instead of $5k.

      I can't seem to get my cost-of-living under $15000/year no matter what I give up. A dream for me would be a $30,000 (after taxes) job that allows enough flexibility to take college courses. I'm into things like upper-division physics and post-calculus math, so there are serious scheduling constraints, strict attendance policies, etc.

      This is all because I want to become a math teacher. I'll still have my software engineering background, so hopefully I can always make money when I need it, but mostly, I want to be qualified as a teacher because I know it pretty much guarantees me a job anywhere, provided I don't want executive-style salaries.

  14. There are always exceptions... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know if this makes any sense or not... but I would stress that it is kind of pointless to use a tool like this, since you might be an exception yourself.

    Statistics often make sense on a demographical scale, but never on an individual scale.

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    1. Re:There are always exceptions... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      i wouldn't say it's pointless per se. if i'm building a new house and have to sell me current one in 6 months to meet the contract, i'll look quite closely at the average sales of used homes in my area. if the average is 9 months, chances are i'm not going to gamble on signing the contract without a lot of reassurance from a sales agent that the house should go quickly.

      salary ranges are a similar tool, and so are project estimates. they're one number to use to get an overall picture.

    2. Re:There are always exceptions... by tmark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your argument does *not* make any sense, unless you believe ALL statistics are useless unless they make a prediction with 100% certainty. Are statistics relating smoking behavior and cancer rates useless, because there *are* exceptions ?

  15. And I'm glad... by NicotineAtNight · · Score: 1, Funny

    that you're going back to grammar school.

  16. A little Economics 101 by phusers · · Score: 5, Informative

    For the unemployed out there, I can only offer some economic view on what needs to happen. According to Okun's law, there needs to be a 2.5% growth in the GDP in order for unemployment to go down. The GDP figure was released last week and well, unemployment won't be going down for a while. Sorry guys, until the economy picks up somehow either through increase consumption spending, govt expenditures in the form of jobs, or increased business investment the economy will not grow to the required 2.5% and will not lower unemployment.

    1. Re:A little Economics 101 by prmths · · Score: 1

      what's so special about 2.5%?

      hm. i know.. cut taxes and have people spend more money!

    2. Re:A little Economics 101 by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Gov't spending never helps. The only money the gov't has to spend must be sucked out of the economy from somewhere else (taxes). So to "boost" over here, you must "depress" at least as much (because of the overhead of bureaucracy) elsewhere. This is the same reason school vouchers are a dumb idea - you pay government $100 just to get $80 of your own money back, because you had to pay someone to figure out and perform the redistribution. Just cut taxes and let people keep their own money and we're all better off. Wealth redistribution doesn't work - it's just a way for politicians to buy the votes of the poor so they can stay in power.

    3. Re:A little Economics 101 by CausticWindow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Fear not, your government is hard at work pumping money into the economy. Too bad for the rest of the world that your corporate welfare projects are disguised as wars.

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    4. Re:A little Economics 101 by freddyfred89 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nice addition to the discussion. I think I can contribute here. First, the submission gives 2.5% as the minimum value of growth; economists refer to this as the "natural" rate of growth. It is the level of growth such that, if the economy grows above this value, the unemployment rate will decline.

      You can estimate this value. In the U. S., recent estimates are in the neighborhood of 3.3% (see Blanchard's Macroeconomics, 3rd ed., p. 183).

      I agree with the reviewer, though. The U. S. is nowhere near this rate of growth; therefore, unemployment rates will not decline anytime soon.

      There is also a subtle issue of delays in labor markets in response to booms and busts. In all likelihood, it will take around three quarters after any increase in output growth for the condition in labor markets to improve. I think we'll all need to remain patient for a while longer.

    5. Re:A little Economics 101 by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1
      what exactly is being output from the U.S. these days, aside from claims on the absurd (IP laws + lawsuits) and spam "technology"? when will the dollar find parity w/ the euro again? (probably when EC adopts similarly short-sighted laws, sigh.)

    6. Re:A little Economics 101 by mlknowle · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, Christ, but you're wrong. Stimulus spending does not come from tax revenue; rather, it is finianced by borrowing (government deficit). Some economists belive there is a risk of crowding out (raised interest rates) because of this, but it is not as you describe it

    7. Re:A little Economics 101 by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      Bah, details. :) Either way, it's not really stimulating a darn thing. If it's borrowing, that money eventually gets paid back by our taxes. My point is government has no money of its own, and its attempts to stimulate the economy actually depress it.

    8. Re:A little Economics 101 by kerempuh · · Score: 1

      According to Okun's law, there needs to be a 2.5% growth in the GDP in order for unemployment to go down.

      I think you are off the mark over here. Okun's law talks about relationship between an economy's *GDP gap* and actual unemployment above natural unemployment rate. Simply put, it says that for every 1% excess of the natural unemployment rate, a 2.5% GDP gap is predicted. GDP gap is relative difference between actual GDP and potential GDP. Potential GDP is a hypothetical output of the economy when real unemployment equals natural unemployment rate. Natural unemployment rate is estimated cca 4-6%, and includes frictional (moving between jobs) unemployment and first-time job seekers.

      So, where is your logical mistake? Firstly, Okun's law is a simplistic rule-of-the-thumb observation based on labor value theory (labor is the only input, no capital, no technological progress involved) applied to an autarkic economy model (no foreign trade, international movement of capital or labor). Secondly, it says nothing about structural unemployment (ie. nothing about IT sector in this case).

    9. Re:A little Economics 101 by freddyfred89 · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure about the emergence of parity with the Euro, I believe this won't occur until the current slowdown in the U. S. ends.

      In the U. S. and the majority of economies, output is conventionally measured by real GDP.

    10. Re:A little Economics 101 by rogue409 · · Score: 1

      The details are important. The Government can borrow money much less expensively than you can (look at your credit card, and the interest rate on a treasury bill,note, or bond). In order to increase spending, the government borrows money (from us), and spends it, creating jobs. Hopefully, this increases GDP at a high rate, thereby increasing tax revenues. While it eventually is paid back by our taxes, if this stimulus was applied correctly (economy expanded) then the government should be able to raise more money at the same tax rate. You are right in that the government has no money of it's own, but it does have the ability to borrow relatively inexpensively. For an example, please refer to FDR's New Deal and the increased productivity of the US Economy right after the Great Depression.

    11. Re:A little Economics 101 by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      FDR tinkered for almost 10 years and got us nowhere. The only thing that got us out of the Depression was WWII. Not to mention that the Fed likely caused the Depression in the first place by causing the decapitalization. Give me a gold standard any day.

    12. Re:A little Economics 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assume you are correct. Then we would only need one
      employer - the government - which would spend income from future employees to pay the current employees.
      Hopefully it is now obvious to you why this
      doesn't really contribute anything to the economy
      (GDP), and often does the reverse.

    13. Re:A little Economics 101 by mlknowle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but the money (in theory; in the last few decades we just seem to be borrowing and borrowing) is 'paid back' in taxes during boom times, when the government needs to slow the economy to prevent inflation (or so goes the idea of Keynsian stimulus.) The simple beuty of this idea is that the government borrows money to stimulate the economy when it needs it, and pays it back by slowing it down when needed. If everyone got together and spent or saved as needed, there would be no need for this - but you try convincing everyone to spend money at the same time... Tax cuts acheive a similar, but dilouted function- some of the rebate is saved, not spent.

    14. Re:A little Economics 101 by rogue409 · · Score: 1

      and what happened during WWII to get us out of the Depression? Increased Government spending.

    15. Re:A little Economics 101 by rogue409 · · Score: 1

      No, it is not obvious to me why this doesn't contribute anything to the economy. It would seem to me that if "government profits" rose faster than "government expenses", then this could continue indefinitely. Please enlighten me.

    16. Re:A little Economics 101 by rogue409 · · Score: 1

      we took the same economics classes, didn't we?

    17. Re:A little Economics 101 by yasth · · Score: 1

      You do realize that what is so called "lost to bereaucracy" is actually spent on salaries, and other hard goods. It isn't normally a good thing, but when the basic goal is to a) buy stuff to pump more money into the economy, and b) restore the confidence of businesses and consumers so they start buying stuff again, even what is normally considered waste becomes acceptable.

      Also government spending can help, if it choses something that tends to A) be circulated far and fast, and B) the actual object tends to lower waste in the economy. For example, a road expansion requires Blue collar workers (people who will tend to spend money fast), lots of raw material (a sector that tends to use more blue collar workers, and heavy equipment), and heavy equipment (which lasts a while unfortunately). A new expansion might also speed comute time reducing expenses for gas, and allowing both more spending and more productivity. Of course if there is nothing but slack in those industries (i.e. the workers are employed but not fully used, the material is piled high in storage, and the equipment is bought, but not being used) then you must eat up the slack to produce the desired effects. So the government wants something that will grow an industry, not just maintain it.

      The private consumer though is motivated by minimum risk for maximum reward. With the stock market not so great (and people afraid of it) that means bonds. Now normally buying bonds is great as it allows companies to expand on the cheap, but since the demand is often not there for the expansion you end up with companies using them to cover losses that could be trimmed through layoffs etc., or just not using them (if there is no demand, even if you could expand on 0% interest there would be no reason to, unless you got a real cost savings). So the current situation means that private investment is not generating as much growth as it could be.

      Tax cuts have another problem over goverment programs, they are slow to get the money out. You can do that odd little pre refund on expected benefits, but that is slow, cumbersome, and inefficent (i.e. you can't give out the entire estimated savings becuase there will be people who do not deserve it this year, but did last year). Also some of the people will take that savings and dump it into ... governemnt bonds. So a certain ammount will be well and truely wasted (i.e. you issue bonds for people to buy those same bonds, the only benefit is the waste involved in distributing the money). Tax Cuts are great if you are taking in too much money, and want to allow the economy to step it up even more, but they aren't as good as targeted spending in the short term.

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  17. Codex.lu still alive and kicking penguins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Click here to have a look at their bottomless stoopidity. (Yes, I know, I used the word "bottom". Don't be afraid, it's not what you think it is)

    1. Re:Codex.lu still alive and kicking penguins! by rifter · · Score: 1

      I wanted to, but all I got was:

      Our site has been developed and optimized for Microsoft Internet Explorer 5+ under Windows. Unfortunately, it does not seem to run on your computer.

      Feel free to contact us by email or phone and we'll gladly send you an information package by the traditional postal way.

      Note to Linux- and related activists : We know that trough the fact that our site only works correctly under Microsoft software, some 10% of the internet community will not be able to enjoy full surfing pleasure. Nevertheless, we DO NOT force anyone to do so, thus not forcing anyone to install Microsoft software. Nevertheless, if this seems unbearable to you, we will of course send you our files and scripts in order to allow you to set up a version of our site running under linux/netscape/opera/etc.
      by the way : we do not run Microsoft Server Software

  18. Have some compassion, friend. by bryane · · Score: 1

    To say the current economy is the way it is because the industry is no longer desperate is to ignore the larger picture. The current unemployment situation is not being caused by companies trimming their people; it is being caused by companies imploding.

  19. See if they couldn't..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh? Sounds more like they are seeing if they _could_. Why would they try and see if they could not?

  20. Why don't you start up on your own? by LinuxXPHybrid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is not the first recession in our history; nor is the last one for sure. Unemployment does not sound too great and does affect your confidence and all, but it happens to everyone (which is to say, much of it depends on luck not so much your skill or personality). As a matter of fact, some of, what we call, successful business men experienced the same. Have you heard of this guy, Michael Bloomberg? Well, Solomon Smith Barney fired him almost 20 years ago. He ended up starting up on his own and he's a billionaire now.

    I can't say that you can be next Mike, but the point is, maybe it's a sign. Maybe success is calling you. Maybe you are not supposed to be employed (by anyone except for yourself).

    1. Re:Why don't you start up on your own? by prmths · · Score: 1

      I've actually had several businesses since I was 18. I never could get much business. While I may be great at the technical side of things and be able get a job done about 2-10 times faster than all my peers; I can't sell myself worth sh*t. I think that's a common problem among technical minded people. (at least from my experience) The people I see succeeding in their own businesses are the 'tards' that think they know it all and come running to me for every little question they have.
      Want to be my salesman? because I SUCK at selling ;)

    2. Re:Why don't you start up on your own? by evilviper · · Score: 2, Funny
      maybe it's a sign. [...] Maybe you are not supposed to be employed

      Strangely enough, some hobo on the subway was saying that exact same thing to me the other day. ;-)
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  21. What ever happened to this guys tax problems? by Jason+Mark · · Score: 2, Informative

    Odd Tood (the site this is hosted on has some of the funniest Flash animations I've ever seen. Esp. his first one "Laid Off"... but didn't he get busted because he made some damn good money in his "tip jar" and never reported it to the IRS? Anyone have the skinny on this? PS: watch the videos. You'll laugh. www.oddtodd.com.

  22. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

    oh please. step down from that soap box and back down to planet earth where coders code and pedantic people have a foot shoved in the wrong place.

    yeah, we don't check our spelling or grammer when posting to a silly web board or when posting an article to said board. we do, however, submit our resume to serveral recruiters. the good ones will take 10 minutes to look over spelling mistakes and to help polish it up. those are the recruiters what will most likely get the sale too.

    we spend our day using software that will tell us when we haven't declared a variable or included a particular package/header. do we pay attention to details? sure, when the specs say that system needs to send a email report daily to a given group of people... the system will send a daily report to go given group of people.

    those who can, code. those who can't worry about weather your posting proper english to a web board. i've seen this issue over and over on /. and it's quite silly in my opinion.

  23. Well it depends on what you do while unemployed. by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Tech boom is gone. And will probably not happen again. The days of $100k a year for using front page is over. So no longer expect management to treat you like gods. You are like everyone else in a tough echonomy. That being said you will have to find ways to be more adaptive in your skills and you may have to do some things you may not want to do. Including working with Microsoft Stuff, accecpting payrole of around 40k a year (depending on your locataion).
    Also you can nolonger expect people to be looking for you. You will need to be proactive. Look for companies from all different types of areas. And post your resume even if they dont have any job openings, write a coversheet for the company. Then if you dont get a responce withing a week give the company a telephone call and ask them if they got the resume.
    So it really depends how long it takes for you to get a job offer. If you just sit their with your resume posted on the web and mabey e-mail a resume to a couple of places asking for a 100k job it may take a years until inflation rises. But if you are really active then you can get a job within a couple of weeks.

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  24. Unemplyoment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I fight unemployment by being unemployed and not taking other people's jobs. If you want the position, take it: one unhappy unemployed less.

    May John Higgins win the World Cup.

  25. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by captainclever · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The Tech boom is gone, And will probably not happen again."

    Not so! It may be gone for now, but mark my words the next tech boom is the semantic web. Companies will want their services exposed via webservices so that intelligent agents can search for goods and services automatically. This will mark a new era in terms of data accessibility, much like the internet boom in the 90's.

    That's my reckoning anyway :P

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  26. Mod me down but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... posting an article on the front page of an interracial forum that has at least 25% of non-White readers, ... with the article still being intended for White people only ... and not even mentioning this in the article

    strikes me as a little odd.

  27. Forever unemployed? by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    I just graduated carnegie mellon for computer science. I haven't even seen an interview.

    1. Re:Forever unemployed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just stay put. It'll come.

      Sleep a lot, watch the snooker world cup, drink coffee and sit in the sun. Sooner or later, it will come.

    2. Re:Forever unemployed? by esanbock · · Score: 0

      Do a search for H-1B. Then write to your legislators.

    3. Re:Forever unemployed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same deal here man, different school though (Vanderbilt). I decided to aim a little lower just to get out of unemployment. I ended up finding a job (support desk) where I can still look for a CS job.

    4. Re:Forever unemployed? by sld126 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I've been in my support job for two years now. Still looking for a better job...with a Master's in IT Mgmt.

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    5. Re:Forever unemployed? by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

      I am going to graduate from the University of South Florida, and I already have a job. I interviewed on a Thursday and had the offer on a Monday. :-)

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    6. Re:Forever unemployed? by Hellkitty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is an entry level job like support desk considered aiming lower for a college grad? Sure, it isn't glamorous work, but not so long ago, that's what many college grads had to do - work crap helpdesk jobs for a couple of months to prove themselves. It's not like you came from a $100k+ a year job with 10 years of experience or anything. In a year, maybe it'll be aiming lower. For a recent grad, it's called paying your dues.

    7. Re:Forever unemployed? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Many people with 10+ years of experience take these so called entry level support desk jobs out of desperation.

      College grads are no longer required. Its now masters in cs plus 5 years experience 20k a year! The situation is really bad if your young like myself with limited experience.

  28. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by MiTEG · · Score: 1

    To nitpick you: the spelling the grandparent post was fine, it's the grammar that needs work.

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  29. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by Kingpin · · Score: 1


    Right.. You just go on and tell that to Taco :)

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  30. Jobs are one thing... by not-quite-rite · · Score: 4, Funny

    I personally would like to know when i will next get sex.

    I was hoping to use to statistics coupled with the data gleaned from slashdot....

    oh.

    silly me

    1. Re:Jobs are one thing... by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tried to calculate the answer to your question, but all I got are these division by zero errors. Go figure.

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    2. Re:Jobs are one thing... by Michael+Ross · · Score: 0

      Need a job? Need sex? Hmm, perhaps combine the two... ;)

    3. Re:Jobs are one thing... by javacowboy · · Score: 1

      I've had a job since October, and actually found ANOTHER job in December that gave me a C$ 9,000 raise over the last one.

      Still, I haven't had sex for well over 10 months.

      Would I rather be getting laid or have a good job? You better believe I'd rather have the job!

      The sex will come eventually, and having a job will dramatically improve my chances over those who are unemployed (ie, no $$$). There's a good chance that if I ever lose my job I wouldn't be able to find another in my field, or one that would even 2/3 of what I'm making now. Also, if I was unemployed, my chances of getting sex would be much, much lower.

      So the lack of sex doesn't bother me. I can afford to go out for beers with my buddies on the weekend :)

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    4. Re:Jobs are one thing... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I personally would like to know when i will next get sex.

      When you can afford an inflatable dummy.

    5. Re:Jobs are one thing... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I tried to calculate the answer to your [when get next sex] question, but all I got are these division by zero errors.

      Then stop dividing by your penis size :-)

  31. Re:Unemployment! If only it were that hard... by LightwaveNet · · Score: 1


    Man sometimes I WISH I could get laid off again.

    In California... filing unemployment insurance means calling up a 1800 number and giving them your information on the phone where they schedule a time for someone to call you who asks a few more stupid questions... then every couple weeks you receive a letter in the mail where you promptly check "Yes I looked for work," and "No I didnt make any wages," and maybe one or two other similar questions... wether you want your income tax taken out of it or not... then you mail it back and go back to laziness.

  32. JobStats.co.uk by benjiboo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hope this is relevant. JobStats.co.uk is an interesting compilation of stats about the UK job market, e.g. average earnings by skill, region etc.

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  33. Re:Unemployment! If only it were that hard... by LightwaveNet · · Score: 1

    A year (or two (I ferget)) California increased the ammount you get from unemployment insurance in your bi-weekly check.

    So many friends were estatic... The line was "I did such a good job doing nothing... their giving me a raise."

    What's sad is realizing that i'm working a 40+ hour week... doing a good job... and the previous co-worker who got laid off for NOT doing a good job... is now making ~$50/mo less then I am from unemployment insurance.

  34. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by mark_lybarger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    there's a big difference between what you're describing and what the internet boom of 96-00 experienced.

    in a web services world it will be companies that have a solid business plan, and compines that think things trough. in the Iboom, it was anybody and everybody putting up a web site that provided nothing. there was also the fact that there was this Y2K issue that many many of companies spent millions of dollars for legal reasons to change 5 lines of code in their software systems and spend enourmous hours testing said changes across the board and saving every test log file and going through various levels of audits of the testing. basically y2k projects coupled with the internet boom kept a lot of people employed and brought in a lot of others.

    exposing webservices will let a few good people work for a while.

  35. Grandpa Joe speaks on unemployment. by Loosewire · · Score: 1, Funny

    <Rusty Voice> I remember in my day when a boy could get a job at 12 and retire with the same job at 65. None of this new fangled Screens tell people how long they will be unemployed...</Rusty Voice>

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  36. Other problems in analysis by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I agree the sample size is too small. For most of the industries his sample size is 1, 2 or 3. He can't take meaningful conclusions from such small samples.

    But I have other problems with the analysis. For example, he lumps all restaurant jobs together. This apparently includes a wide-variety of specialties (e.g., manager, cook, waiter) under a wide-variety of skill-levels (e.g., McDonalds and a Five-Star Restaurant). Similar comments could be made for Engineering. I might expect a difference in say Civil Engineers (the construction industry is doing well) and Electrical Engineers. He also doesn't consider years of experience directly. For those jobs requiring a college degree, he doesn't consider degree level. The list goes on...

    1. Re:Other problems in analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) His sample size is too small

      2) His categories are too general

      Perhaps if more wankers would populate his database rather than complaining about how accurate it was he could make it more accurate.

  37. I too have been working on a survey... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    ...to see how long it takes a site to get slashdotted, as a function of what the topic is.

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  38. .cfm by r00tarded · · Score: 0

    I would add some time there fella being that you are still using Cold Fusion for web applications.

    1. Re:.cfm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My skillset isn't limited to CF (by a longshot) so I am not defending CF... I would like to know why you think CF is so bad? CFMX is the most current and is amazing (IMO) btw.

      I have used CF on some rather large sites and the Linux version flies.

    2. Re:.cfm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's why CFM is old news: pear.php.net

  39. Fundamentally flawed? by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 0

    How about those people that figure that their sector is so fsck'ed that they change careers altogether? Or just retire? The data is a best-case estimation, really. It could be a lot worse..

    --

    Stop the brainwash

  40. Too much time on their hands by ATAMAH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whilst i am waiting for the page to open (and by the looks of things it has been slashdotted into oblivion) it struck me that an unemployed person is a lot likelier to make up a page like this than someone with a job :)

  41. Do it yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Never mind waiting for someone to "give" you a job.
    If you want something to do, start doing it.

    Instead of selling a lot of your time away to big corporations (unless you really want to, of course) and such, start your own little company. It's not that hard.

    The most important thing is that you do something that you want to do and that gives you satisfaction. Don't wait for someone else to "employ" you. Take control of you own life. In the end, that's what counts for most of us.
    And it's usually more fun.

    (Oh, btw. don't buy into pyramid-schemes, Get Rich Quick-stuff or MLM. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.)

    1. Re:Do it yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap. How the hell does "start your own company" get modded as insightful?

      What, be one of the millions of other "consultants" out there, most of whom have more connections than you do?

      If it was as easy as you describe, every unemployed person would be fine. But guess what, its not.

    2. Re:Do it yourself by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      The reason people can not find work is because bussinesses are cutting back spending. You can start as many bussinesses as you want but who is going to pay you?

      Not these bean counting corporations who trying to boast there share prices.

      I am about ready to take a job at McDonalds. Its really that bad but if I do not then HR will trash my resume because of my hole.

      Either way I am fucked.

    3. Re:Do it yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, btw. don't buy into pyramid-schemes

      Unless, of course, pyramid schemes and MLM are what you really want to do with your life. In which case you definitely should start your own, so you can be at the top.

  42. got an interview today by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
    for a sysadmin job.

    Wish me luck!

    1. Re:got an interview today by KDan · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're going for the sysadmin job too? You bastard! You live in the states, right? I'm coming for you from across the pond. That job is for me. You can have one of the two toilet cleaner jobs.

      Daniel

      --
      Carpe Diem
    2. Re:got an interview today by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1

      LOL, I did not think it was possible for a response that funny to be crafted to attach to my post! (Btw, something's up with that company. My friend was supposed to be interviewed for that job too but it didn't happen today for either of us.)

  43. Unemployed because of no openings by LinuxGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have traveled to three other states besides my own looking for work. It has been just over a year since I was 'downsized' and things are very tight. Friends that know my capabilities have recommended me to their companies and they have need for more people, but not one is hiring to fill the need. My contact at the unemployment office told me last week that he may be job hunting soon, they are going to have to cut back too.

    I am capable and willing to work, even starting a business of my own. Then I got to watch my savings burn up while every single business I did work for waited months to pay me. If it were just withholding payment for services, that wouldn't have been so bad, but I paid for hardware that they were using. It took me four months to get paid for a couple of large jobs and that was my limit. I closed the business and went job hunting.

    Now I am in the trap of being way over qualified for the advertised openings like roofing labor and convience store clerk. They either don't want someone they know will be gone as soon as the first decent job is offered or they don't want to hire someone that has much more managment experience than they have. Some quirk about not hiring their own successor, go figure. Thanks for letting me know that my previous employer was just providing me with income because of my good looks and not because I was the highest paid technical employee they had.

    --

    Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Unemployed because of no openings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're over qualified, trim your resume. There is no harm in that.

    2. Re:Unemployed because of no openings by THEbwana · · Score: 1

      www.jobserve.com
      - took me three months to get a contract (based in europe - starting a new contract next week). - It would have taken me approx one month to get a permanent position (since that's as long as it took to get the first job offer).
      Most statistics I've seen relating to the unemployment level in the US shows that the rate of unemployment is lower in the US than in EU.
      - Something must be wrong? Do you live in a region with high unemployment? how about relocating to a different part of the US or to some other country? Your skillset?

    3. Re:Unemployed because of no openings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I got to watch my savings burn up while every single business I did work for waited months to pay me. If it were just withholding payment for services, that wouldn't have been so bad, but I paid for hardware that they were using. It took me four months to get paid for a couple of large jobs and that was my limit.

      You weren't charging correctly.

      1/3 at contract signing
      (should cover most/all hardware costs)
      1/3 at point A
      (should cover your labor)
      1/3 at point B
      (profit)

      Where points A & B are is up to you. You might put point 'A' at a milestone where most of the work is done, or at the job completion ... really depends on the nature of the job.

      A lot of the time I do:
      1/3 at sign
      1/3 at completion
      1/3 in 60 days

      This way the most I'm ever potentially out is the labor and profit.

      If I have any doubts about the ability to pay, it is:
      1/3 at sign
      1/3 when I walk in the door with equipment
      1/3 at completion

      That way there's little risk.

    4. Re:Unemployed because of no openings by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 1
      European governments generally compute unemployment statistics differently than the US government does. In the US, you are only counted as being unemployed if you are receiving unemployment benefits. The consequence of this is that people who have used up all their benefits are no longer counted as looking for work, even if they really still are.

      If the US counted the same way as most European nations, it's believed by many people that the discrepancy between numbers wouldn't be so large as it currently seems. Officially, the rate is just under 6% in the US. In Germany, it's around 10%, although it's a bit higher where I live (Saarland, which suffers from a similar economic situation as US cities like Pittsburgh or Detroit). Both here and where I lived in the US before coming here (SF Bay Area), I've noticed there's a certain hopelessness among the population that there are no jobs in any sector to be had.

    5. Re:Unemployed because of no openings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      >I am capable and willing to work, even starting a business of my own. Then I got to watch my savings burn up while every single business I did work for waited months to pay me. If it were just withholding payment for services, that wouldn't have been so bad, but I paid for hardware that they were using....

      Make sure to require payment and services be NET 30 or NET 45. If they say they can't commit, then walk away. Another thing you can do is add some fine print: Charge them interest on any late payments. Be persistive. Contact the company's accounts receivable dept and politely ask them about the status of your invoice. This usually works wonders. For deadbeats, keep sending them invoices every two weeks, follow up the the people who approved your services. Last resort, use a collection agency.

      Try to avoid doing business with potential deadbeats. Do a D&B on them to get some history on how they run thier business and check with BBB to see if any complaints have been issued. Usually its the small business that you run into difficulties. Mid-size and Large-Size company usually pay on time or at most a month late.

      The biggest headaches with running your own business is sales, accting, invoicing and collecting receivables. If you have thick skin, self-employment is the way to go. Why be chained to a company for a paycheck? I much rather be dependant on myself for a paycheck.

    6. Re:Unemployed because of no openings by kid_wonder · · Score: 1

      Not to sound like a smart-ass, but have you considered dumbing down your resume?

      Common sense dictates that if you are applying for a construction job you should list your construction skills not your l33t puter skillz.

      While there is an obvious moral/ethical issue with adding things to your resume over and above your skill level, I would have no problem removing things and even lying about the extent of my experience to get a job.

      Scenario: I go apply for a job at Mickey D's. I am not taking my Software Engineer resume in there. I'd throw a couple construction jobs, or pick some failed start-up and say I worked in the mail room or something. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

      Of course as you move into jobs that require specific skills and experience you run into problems.

      The one line I would worry about crossing is asking one of my old employers/managers to leave out high-falutin' experience when they are contacted. That may be a line not to cross, depending on how well you know them.

      Thoughts?

      --

      "Oh, you hate your job? There's a support group for that, it's called everyone, they meet at the bar."
    7. Re:Unemployed because of no openings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the wisest thing I've read in quite a while. One should never use up their own money to buy equipment/software for someone else. Especially when starting out or with a new client.

    8. Re:Unemployed because of no openings by rifter · · Score: 1

      But this is exactly why technically savvy people often have trouble running businesses. They are not sharp businesspeople used to dealing with unscrupulous bastards like the poster above was dealing with.

      Actually I had a similar experience, and I decided that even though there were probably ways to avoid trouble, like the maxim above, it still helped to have money for lawyers for frivolous lawsuits, and it did not do to have thin margins when people were going to be assholes and not pay you when you ordered their stuff, etc. I also learned I hated accounting and was not good at it.

      If I ever start another business, I will do so when I have money for an attorney and an accountant, at minimum, plus a little extra for things like the odd refund, etc. I will also make sure I have planned the whole business in excruciating detail and have automated systems in place for tracking everything, proven with test data. But it was the dealing with unscrupulous people as customers that really hurt.

  44. Re: Interviews with Marvin! by Surak · · Score: 1

    Exactly. In Michigan you don't have to interview with a live person. You interview with MARVIN -- Michigan Automated Response Voice Interactive Network (or something like that). You dial a 1-800 phone number on a specific day, and a computer asks you the questions an interviewer would ask. You enter your answers using the telephone keypad. I think you can collect unemployment for up to 2 years in Michigan -- it depends on how long you were employed, I think. Generally you get some percentage of your pay or $400, whichever is less. For most IT people in Michigan, you'll be at the cap which is $400.

    If you miss *one* telephone interview with Marvin, you get the chance to make it up on a Thursday or Friday, but if you miss your makeup day, then you have to go in and explain your case. It's easy to do it though because you can interview anywhere you have a touch tone phone, and you can even do it on a cell phone with the caveat that if you get disconnected in the middle of the interview, Marvin will mark your interview as incomplete and then you have to go into the office.

    (I work in the auto industry, so I've got lots of experience with MARVIN. ;)

  45. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by MSBob · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why does this textbook babble get moderated as "Insightful"? You've just told them what every fucking web job board out there keeps telling people. Improve your skills... blah, blah... take a lower paying job blah, blah... be proactive blah, blah..

    Guess what moron, 100% of those unemployed already do that. And they stand no fucking chance in hell, let me tell you.

    Here's the key to job hunting: "networking"... And not the type involving NICs. My wife couldn't find a job as an accountant for over a year. Until I winced to an influential friend of ours. He made a few calls and the next week the phone started ringing.

    The moral of this is: Rather than learn the next pile of buzzwords, you stand a better chance of getting employed if you play lots of golf. I'm not being nasty just telling you that as a friend.

    --
    Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
  46. Reminds me of a classic Caddyshack line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too."

    Judge

    1. Re:Reminds me of a classic Caddyshack line by The+Dobber · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that from "Dutch"

  47. I'm Hirring. by cybrthng · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Looking for part time help. College students, laid off workers or whatnot. Email your resume & requirements to byron at turboweb dot net.

    Small Web hosting company that IS profitable, IS growing, doesn't have HUGE expenses and is self suffecient (no outside loans, no debt load, no foreign investors to decide policy).

    Seeking people for:

    Sales - Selling Hosting, Dedicated servers and custom development work.

    Java/JSP/Servlet developer. Must have developer experience as well as understand JVM's and be able to work with Oracle 9iAS, JBoss, Tomcat and Web Sphere. Struts Knowledge requried. - Most projects are for extended Compiere CRM and building customer projects as well as in house code.

    Support Staff - Mainly a "CSR" type position. Tech support is handled throught trouble ticket system and need a person who is customer oriented, who can answer questions and help solve issues as well as be able to make a sale, answer general hosting sales questions and be a general Customer Service Rep.

    All a salaried/Hourly positions. Sales associates earn commissions & salary.

    Send me your resumes :)

  48. Finding a job? by AlgUSF · · Score: 0

    I found a job no problem, and I am right out of college. Good pay too! Everyone I know who is "looking for a job", isn't willing to re-locate for a job and would rather suck on unemployment. Bad economy what? I interviewed on a Thursday and had a job offer that next monday.

    --


    I want my rights back. I was actually using them when our government stole them after 9/11.
    1. Re:Finding a job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      structs? why do you have to use structs in English? I thought that was a C construct.

    2. Re:Finding a job? by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      Heh, I noticed that right after I submitted it too-- was doing some coding when this thread popped up and I guess I wasn't thinking quite clearly. ;) Replace 'struct' with 'struck'. ;)

      --
      All I know about Bush is I had a good job when Clinton was president.
  49. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by nomadic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Irrelevant. It's not just tech jobs that are hard to find, it's ALL jobs. People are fighting over retail jobs at this point. A 40k job working with Windows would be heaven; but even those jobs are insanely hard to find. And every opening will result in HUNDREDS of applications.

  50. I Succeed! by ihatewinXP · · Score: 0, Troll

    Another great thing about not having a job is that I can say.....

    First post you biotches!

    Bet your ultra pleased your tax dollars are paying for this!

    --
    ---- The real Slashdot is still here. You just have to browse at -1 to read the comments.
  51. I still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do all of you people live who can't find work? My last employer laid off 1,000 people, and every single one of them who wanted to return to work was employed within 90 days. I even got 4 of them hired at my new job and landed $8000 in referral bonuses.

    1. Re:I still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do all of you people live who can't find work? My last employer laid off 1,000 people, and every single one of them who wanted to return to work was employed within 90 days. I even got 4 of them hired at my new job and landed $8000 in referral bonuses. ... and then you woke up ...

      It was either a dream, or the "employer" was a state prison.

  52. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by Crash+Gordon · · Score: 0

    The differences (plural) between these pairs of words (plural, good) is (singular -- oops!) very easy to learn.

    Physician, heal thyself :-)

  53. Network. by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lots of tech people are long-term unemployed. But some are obviously succeeding.

    When times are tough you have to (and I hate this phrase) "re-invent yourself". During the boom it was sufficient to be a surly technology prima-donna with the social skills of Spock in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

    Competition is much harder now. Where I live, 18 months ago, there was at least one tech job in the weekly paper each week of the C++/Java type. Currently, there's about one every three months. Our entire national population is only 78,000 so you can imagine that we don't have exactly masses of tech jobs to start with.

    The last two jobs I got weren't advertised. In fact, the jobs didn't even exist - the positions were created.

    What was the secret to my success in getting employers to create a new job for me? Networking. Not the type you do with a NIC and a reel of cat5e (although it ultimately involved quite a bit of that) but going out and socializing, and meeting people who ran businesses or were in charge of IT departments.

    In the current climate you can't sit at home and surf the web/newspaper/have an agency pimp your {CV|resume} - the advertised positions just aren't there. (One agency told me they hadn't seen a tech position in 9 months). You have to go out of the house and get to know people. If you have an interest that many people who run businesses share, that's even better - I'm into flying and I've met many valuable business contacts through the flying club.

    1. Re:Network. by Ranger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Networking works when you have friends who are employed. If they are out of work too it's kind of difficult to network.

      FYI. I was out of work for 15 months. And now I'm stuck at a call center job. It sucks being chained to a desk, but it's better than living in a cardboard box.

      --
      "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
    2. Re:Network. by pmz · · Score: 1

      When times are tough you have to (and I hate this phrase) "re-invent yourself".

      This can even mean leaving the tech industry altogether. Whenever I read that someone has been unemployed for over a year, I wonder, "Have they even tried other industries?" It may be hard to accept, sometimes, but there are lots of people who earn money by not programming or sysadmining! Or am I delusional?

      Another option would be to become dirt poor on purpose to feed on other taxpayers (earned income credit, anyone?).

    3. Re:Network. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaaah. I wish it were like that.

      I'm a good geek, and I'm good with people too. People I know outside of work are usually surprised to find out what I do for a living. As a self-employed consultant, I find I love the sales and schmoozing and building of long-term relationships as much fun as the hacking... but you know what? The economy still sucks for me. Businesses just don't want to spend money now.

    4. Re:Network. by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Our entire national population is only 78,000 so you can imagine that we don't have exactly masses of tech jobs to start with.

      78,000? Really? I didn't know there were still countries that small. Where, if you don't mind?

      --
      Downmodding is the refuge of the weak. Don't downmod, make a better argument!
    5. Re:Network. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was the secret to my success in getting employers to create a new job for me? Networking. Not the type you do with a NIC and a reel of cat5e (although it ultimately involved quite a bit of that) but going out and socializing, and meeting people....

      Eeeewwwww

    6. Re:Network. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Take a look at http://www.gov.im for more information. Commonly mistaken as part of the UK, but we aren't even in the European Union let alone the UK. Associated with the UK by the British Crown as a Crown Dependency (the Queen is Lord of Mann - but not Queen of Mann, so she appears on our banknotes without a crown). Tynwald - our parliament - is the longest running parliament in the world, it has been in continuous existence for around 1000 years.

  54. Re:Get real! Academia doesn't need ex-corporate ge by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? I guess some Microsoft Flunkie moderated my post. Oh well I got karma to waste. I think you should mod this one down too!

    --


    I want my rights back. I was actually using them when our government stole them after 9/11.
  55. Accountants waiting so long? 18 months! Nah. by Malc · · Score: 1

    What's up with the waiting list for accountants? I got the impression that was one of those industries that were always in demand.

    My wife (Level 4 CGA) got her first accounting job after graduating in Commerce last year after a couple of months searching. She didn't like the commute, and later in the year find another job in a month or two with a big pay raise and within walking distance. She's now decided she doesn't like working with the disorganised and flighty people at the advertising company, but is fairly confident that she can find another job close in a short period of time. It seems there are lots of jobs on the CGA's web site (Toronto).

  56. Which is quite normal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies get their yearly budgets usually on January 1. Makes sense that they would spend January looking at candidates, then hire in February.

  57. Stop complaining, whiny geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a *brick and mortar* architect (I read /. because I am conscripted into IT "manager" postition here), I can tell you that other professions have it far worse. We make half the money and are laid off en masse far more regularly than programmers et al. Welcome to the real world.

  58. Depends who you poll... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 0

    I've done a thorough check of google sites, and I've found that the average period of unemployment was 2.2 months, at which time the person started MAKING MONEY FAST with the brand new techniques he learned through a unique program he was able to find over the internet.

  59. Re:Get real! Academia doesn't need ex-corporate ge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate it when programmers call themselves "Architects", and more when they use it as a goddamn verb.

  60. 6 months by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

    I use to work at.. (I don't want to mention any names since they fired me for no reason, which they have a reputation for if you work there for too long, so we'll just call them Bestbye..) for 3 years, when I lost that job it took me 6 Months to find another job, and then it was just a 3 month temp.

    --

    ---- "Excuse me. Where's the children's gun section?"

    1. Re:6 months by j_zero · · Score: 1

      I ran a tech bench at same retailer. I was there 3 1/2 years, until the end of January (same old "We don't think this is for you anymore..." thing). It took me 1 1/2 months to find a job, and now I am stuck in resturant hell. But hey, since my "departure", the GM and Sales Manager have "stepped down" from their positions (former bb employees know what I mean :) ), and ppl that have been there for years have been quiting and/or walking out. There is justice in this world!

    2. Re:6 months by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

      it's good to see that his behavior isn't just at the store I worked at. They blamed me for not charging a man for sending his stereo to service, even though the STAR paperwork didn't have a signature on it and I always signed my paper work as soon as it came out of the printer. They canned me just because I worked the same day it happened. Of all 5 of the service techs that I worked with at the time, 1 did not get fired, and they all worked there 2+ years. I got a good job for 3 months doing tech support on the phone but when that ran out I had to load trucks! I just quit that job cause it sucked. It just seems like they'd rather pay a 17 year old $7 an hour to do o.k. work then a real certified tech with a degree a little more for quality work. I had a friend call the supervisor of the tech department and pretend to be someone interested in hiring me. he was telling people I was slow and didn't work hard but had great computer knowledge. The manager who fired me moved to another store and didn't even remember why she fired me.

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      ---- "Excuse me. Where's the children's gun section?"

  61. I am so lucky... by babymac · · Score: 1
    I was laid off from my previous job with more than a year's notice. I used to do web development/testing/implementations for a large market 401k provider. A dream job with Apple came along right before my old job ended last summer. Not quite two weeks went by before the new job started!

    Buck up little camper! We'll beat this mountain...together.

    --
    "War makes me sad." - Me
  62. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by pmz · · Score: 1

    You will need to be proactive.

    Being proactive in a passive way sometimes works well. Just by posting my resume to Monster.com and making it searchable landed me an interview or two.

    There are lots of openings that aren't posted but are put into the hands of recruiters/head-hunters who then do keyword searches on the WWW. I'd bet some companies prefer to do this, because actually posting a job would create a useless deluge of "will work for food" resumes.

  63. Hang in there folks by RolandGunslinger · · Score: 1

    I just want to offer some encouragement to my fellow IT brothers who are unemployed. I've been fortunate in that (so far) I am working, although I am doing things I'd rather not do just for the sake of a paycheck. I look and see extremely qualified people laid off for very long periods of time, and I know it must be extremely discouraging. Some resourceful folks are taking advantage of the time to better themselves and that is wonderful. Have faith in God, faith in your abilities and keep on plugging away.

  64. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by pmz · · Score: 1

    Not so! It may be gone for now, but mark my words the next tech boom is the semantic web. Companies will want their services exposed via webservices so that intelligent agents can search for goods and services automatically. This will mark a new era in terms of data accessibility, much like the internet boom in the 90's.

    This is a definite possibility, but I don't think it can happen as long as Microsoft is #1. The entire reason the Liberty Alliance exists is that many competing businesses didn't want Passport/Hailstorm. Only when businesses are confident MS isn't using them as guinea pigs will the WWW really take off.

    Seriously, we need to keep the WWW out of the hands of one company. IE and IIS have already done heaps of damage to any idealism we once had.

  65. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1
    earlier i mentioned i was a reformed idealist, but that still makes me an idealist nonetheless. in any case, i personally don't find my idealism affected by those usloth products, not being in the practice of installing them on my machines. no, the reform part is in how i project my idealism, i.e., how i react when others don't see the light immediately. in some ways this change of behavior is more ideal, so i guess that's fine too.

    anyway, good luck to all job seekers.

  66. Relevant article on Yahoo Most Popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a relevant article that's been on Yahoo's Most Popular news stories for the last day or so:

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid= 68 &e=5&u=/nyt/jobless_and_hopeless__many_quit_the_la bor_force

    What's notable is that the current 5.8% unemployement rate is artificially low because it doesn't include people who have stopped looking. Anyone have any idea of what it would be if it did include those people?

    1. Re:Relevant article on Yahoo Most Popular by Michael+Ross · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...unemployement rate is artificially low because it doesn't include people who have stopped looking...

      ...nor those who exhausted their unemployement benefits (e.g., six months) and are still looking. We just fall off the government radar.

  67. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or is spelling and grammar the easiest way to determine if someone pays attention to what they type and/or what they know?

    When you post to any site, the words represent you ideas. If you don't feel like you should take the time to proofread (e.g. spelling, clarity), then why should someone read it? When you type a word, you should KNOW whether you can spell it or not. If not, take some time and learn. Who knows, you might not have to look it up the next time you want to type it.

    I do agree that bad spelling != sloppy code. The compiler will see to that, but, the content being fucked up is a turn off. I won't buy anything from or reference to a site that doesn't care about their "appearance".

    Granted, if the language you are writing in isn't your primary language, then you are allowed some room (if it is obvious). Or if a keyboard is messed up, like the SHIFT key not working.

  68. Selection bias by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Wow, what a useless source of stastistical information. Aside from being Slashdotted at the moment, there is a nasty selection bias associated with these data. Like phone-in polls, this is not a random sample.

    The question we can try to answer is: do people who spend long periods unemployed do so because they waste their time filling out on-line surveys?

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    ~Idarubicin
  69. outside? what? by caino59 · · Score: 1

    kinda funny, just read the submission page

    'how many hours a day do you spend outside'

    wonder how many of us were startled by the lack of a '0 hours' option

    heh

  70. Re:Get real! Academia doesn't need ex-corporate ge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mickey-D's called. They wan't to know if you can start that new job next week.

  71. Illinois Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sending out resumes is like sending them to a black hole. Nobody responds.

    And I was reading the Chicago tribune's job section where they have "helpful advice" for job seekers. They get some of these staffing company goobers to submit tips. One of them said she was being deluged with resumes and was getting tired of reading them all.

    Another one of their tipsters suggested those who are getting dissillusioned with job hunting to...take a vacation. Reminded me of Marie Antionnete's "Let Them Eat Cake".

    I've burned through 10,000 in savings the past year and a half. Now it's time to become a service sector slave. Weeeeeee!

  72. Using ideals to your advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most Slashdotters have BIG ideals.
    Most Corporate types hate BIG ideals, (except as in BIG money!)
    Few idealists are moneyed, fewer can employ others.


    Actually, that depends. If your ideals are in line with the ideals of your boss, that can be a real selling point. For example, there is a common stereotype that engineers are lousy liars. I know several who are even worse liars than the average. Some of them use it to their advantage. They are working as consultants and have cultivated a very open, direct style of interacting with clients. Those clients trust the advice they get. But more importantly, their clients are fairly open about what they need and want because they don't expect to be sold something just to make this month's quota.

  73. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by jasonditz · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no doubt.

    My city has two pages of unemployment section and only 3 or 4 actual jobs, with the rest being those pyramid schemes where you pay them $75 for the job and then you can sell other people jobs for $75 each.

    My unemployment ran out this morning, so unless I can get an extension I'm going to be amongst the hundreds of applicants for a $6 / hr job at a fast food place.

    Sure glad I got those two BS degrees while the economy was so good instead of working.

  74. 11 months. by Sonicboom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dec 1, 2001 (saturday afternoon) receive FedEx package from employer - I'm laid off. One month of severance.
    Jan 1, 2001 - started collecting unemployment.
    June-August, 2001 - spent EVERY DAY at the beach!
    September 2001 - started looking for a new job - unemployment ran out - started working as a bartender and doorman at local rock club.
    November, 2002 - started new job.

    But over these 11 months I was using Dice, monster, flipdog, etc. to send out resumes - I sent hundreds and hundreds (into the thousands) out - and only recieved a handful of interviews - and fewer job offers. I declined most until I found what I was looking for.

    I think alot of it depends on one's financial situation, and whether or not they have wives and kids - as mouths to feed tend to make one find jobs quicker and make the job seeker a bit less picky.

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    [Connection closed by foreign host]
    1. Re:11 months. by Alomex · · Score: 1

      I declined most until I found what I was looking for.

      I've seen other people say that: "there are no jobs!", when in reality they mean "there are jobs, but the pay sucks, and the job description stinks!"

    2. Re:11 months. by rifter · · Score: 1

      No, most of us mean there are no jobs. read the posts from the guys who took random manual labour after having been in IT for years or even management. I had a good laugh about the pizza delivery suggestion. It is actually the best suggestion, but even these jobs were hard to find.

      In the time I searched around, I found only two such jobs, one at an unscrupulous employer who literally robbed his workers, and the other in a very dangerous part of town where drivers were regularly attacked and accosted by gang members. The second guy had too many employees to give everyone even decent part time hours, and more applying every day. Thankfully he was smart and did not make his drivers carry more than $20 in cash (we had to pay the restaurant after each delivery). Of course given the area there were plenty of days with no tips at all, and the restaurant kept half the delivery fee, but it beat starving and helped make the unemployment not hurt so much.

      Every industry is hurting, and yes IT workers are working at other jobs. I recently went to a guitar store and found one of the salesmen was a laid off IT worker. I find them everywhere, waiting my table if I go to a restaurant, cleaning the floor in the bathroom at the gas station, working the bar, waiting tables. And they are the lucky ones because they overcame the difficulty of being a newbie in their new position or they had some experience in another field somehow.

    3. Re:11 months. by Alomex · · Score: 1

      read the posts from the guys who took random manual labour after having been in IT for years or even management.

      Isn't this precisely what I was talking about? He did get a job (random manual labour). OTOH a friend who is a non-techie, she truly has no job offers. Zero, zilch, not random manual, no nothing. Not even driving pizza in the bad part of town...

  75. standard deviation is the key by sacrilicious · · Score: 3, Informative
    Statistics often make sense on a demographical scale, but never on an individual scale.

    Untrue.

    If 1000 polled people all indicate that it took them precisely one year (365 days) to find a job, then - assuming good random selection of the sampling pool - there is a statistically strong case that an individual will need one year to find a job. On the other hand if 1000 people indicate it took them on average one year, but their individual times were uniformly distributed between 0 days and 730 days (2x365), then there is a strong case that an individual's experience will be unpredictable... despite the average time being the same.

    The likelihood of a group statistical inference being representative of an individual's experience is encapsulated in the standard deviation. A wide standard deviation indicates low individual correlation, while a narrow std dev suggests that an individual experience would correlate well to the group statistic.

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    - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
    1. Re:standard deviation is the key by shannara256 · · Score: 1
      If 1000 polled people all indicate that it took them precisely one year (365 days) to find a job, then - assuming good random selection of the sampling pool - there is a statistically strong case that an individual will need one year to find a job.

      However, the problem with this website is that it does not rely upon a simple random sample, it takes its data from people who volunteer it. In other words, it is a self-selected sample, and those are Bad Bad Bad.

  76. Easier Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the URL made a little easier:

    Link

  77. Re:Well it depends by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    So no longer expect management to treat you like gods. You are like everyone else in a tough echonomy.

    Everyone except the management. ;)

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    - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
  78. I'll have to say it: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like this guy has WAY too much time on his hands.. :-(

  79. anyone can get a job by mAineAc · · Score: 0, Troll

    There is no reason to stay out of work. A job is available to anyone. When McDonald's is hiring at $9.00 an hour you can get a job. I can not believe the people who sit back and take unemployment. That is true laziness. It has nothing to do with the work available it has everything to do with people don't want ot do something that is beneath them. If you would temporarily take that crappy job and look for reasonable work you will look harder knowing your life is gonna suck until you find one. I can see unemployment as a temporary fix. It is not a solution for 26 weeks.

    1. Re:anyone can get a job by zzyzx · · Score: 2, Informative

      $9/hr won't pay a lot of people's mortages. Moreover working there takes away your time that you can use to find a better job. Taking Unemployment isn't laziness. It's something you earned by working.

    2. Re:anyone can get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are a shit.

      Unemployment is something you pay into while employed. Being unemployed is a tax on your mental well-being already, as is getting over the hump of being labelled "lazy" but stupid-asses such as yourself.

    3. Re:anyone can get a job by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      A job is available to anyone.

      Goddamn, the naive little trolls just pop out of the woodwork, don't they?

      I can not believe the people who sit back and take unemployment. That is true laziness.

      Not only is the troll naive, he's obnoxious as well. And apparently he has no idea how unemployment works, or who pays for it (hint: *you* pay for *yourself*).

      Next our little troll will tell us that luck plays no part in life and that everything is pre-ordained. Therefore if something bad happens to you *it's your fault and you deserved it*.

      Well, I'm waiting troll....

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    4. Re:anyone can get a job by mAineAc · · Score: 1

      no I am not a troll. I am someone who has worked hard his whole life for what he has. I don't sit around waiting for a job. I take what is there when it is there. I earn my way through life. $9.00 an hour is about the same as sitting back and collectin $400 a week. The thing is some people will take what they pay into unemployment then keep taing for another 26 weeks they didn't pay into. The taxes you pay on that is for anyone who really needs it. I have met to many people who sit around and never look for a job. Then when hte time is up they sit around longer. I am not trying to say that everyone is like that. I agree it is needed sometimes but it is abused way to much and the only ones paying for it is the ones who never use it. There are to many jobs out there and you can not tell me any different I read the paper everyday. The thing is most people think that the jobs are beneath them. Or they don't want to work to jobs.

    5. Re:anyone can get a job by metachimp · · Score: 1
      $9.00 an hour is about the same as sitting back and collectin $400 a week


      Minus the soul-crushing nightmare that is working for the service industry. I paid for unemployment, I'll take it and use the time to find a job that won't leave me wanting to kill myself at the end of my shift.

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      The system has failed you, don't fail yourself. --Billy Bragg
    6. Re:anyone can get a job by rifter · · Score: 1

      You are a troll. Show me a McDonald's that pays $9 an hour and I will show you a McDonald's that says "Do you want Freedom Fried with that" because they are in the congresscritter cafeteria.

  80. From the creator of the site. by cosimo · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's been a lot of slamming going on here about this page, what its good for, etc. First off, the url ends in oddtodd just because the idea actually started on the oddtodd forums. Beyond that, it's completely seperate. Yes, I realize the report pages offer little information statistically - at least at this point - I know that comparing one's unemployment and salary There's been some criticism that I don't say that the tables don't mean jack (yet). A few things in my defense - I sent the link to a few yahoo groups. In each of those cases, I pointed that out. It also says so in the help, and up until recently it said so on the main page. I also figured that people have a brain and can figure out that if you are comparing yourself to 7 people.... Anyway, the site's mostly for fun with some statistical stuff being pulled out. IT's a general audience site. Someone here suggested I just list correlation coefficients. Common, would anyone understand it? Finally, it's much harder to calculate correlation coefficients on the fly - simple everyday "I can understand what that means" figures like averages and maximums are much easier and people actually know what they are. Does that mean that I won't try to use the questions for some "real" stats? No, I do plan to, but I'm not able to run SPSS regressions on the fly - mostly cause I wouldn't know where to start to make it work. Anyway, thats it. Comments / thoughts welcome.

  81. tip of the iceberg on unemployment by zogger · · Score: 1

    --it's bad now and getting worse. The federal government is cooking the reality books on the true figures, I would guess it is probably almost double of what they claim. People who exhaust unemployment get taken off the official figures, as well as people only working a few hours a week in some part timer. In addition, a lot of the private corporate pension funds are in some serious problems, uber serious as in "it just ain't there". Many many millions of people who are close to retirement are going to find out there won't be any money for them. Last year 5 out of 38,000 corporations in the pension insurance deal went bankrupt, and just those 5 were enough to strip the funds from the emergency cash stash they have. Some of the largest corporations out there are *this close* to not being able to pay their retirees. Fortune 500 guys.

    My basic recommendations to anyone still working and making money is to make sure you have a small rural country place paid off. Even if it's a ratty trailer, as long as you got a well, a garden and a woodlot you can probably make it through a great depression version 2.0. You don't have to live there right now, but get it paid off, free and clear, then all you have to worry about is scraping up the taxes.

    I spent many an hour talking to older relatives about their experiences in the great depression. It got to the point of an actual barter economy for millions, and it happened quickly, and lasted a really long time. Some of the stories I heard were downright scary. The geopolitical and economic reasons aren't near as important as your personal bottom line on survival. You will always NEED a roof over your head and food and water and some sort of cheap "energy" source which is "firewood" in it's simplest forms.

    People who are in a position now of being "at work" and well paid should note that there's no full 100% guarantee that things will always be that way. The dotcom boom should be lesson enough for anyone with more than a few neurons clanking around inside the bio hard drive. And those young folks starting out with great hopes, ditto. Take care of those human basics first, then go to the luxuries and more affluent day to day lifestyle if you choose, keep that rural place as a backup if you can't live there full time, and it can also be a nice place for weekenders, etc.

    This is a learn from history or repeat it sort of deal. I know some fairly well off people who during the build up last decade, instead of paying something off, just keep using credit to buy more and more property, now they are stuck with trying to dump property just to scrape together enough to pay one of them off, as their businesses are hurting bad. Because they were "wealthy" they didn't bother with necessities, they just ass-umed it would always be there for them, I guess because maybe they though they were "special" or something.

    Whern I was a kid, you could walk into the five and dime store-literally stuff in there cost a 5 cents and 10 cents mostly- and one of their things they had in the novelties was packs of "stocks" from the boom years of the roaring 20's then the great depression. You could get a pack of them for a dime, knowing all of them at one time were bought by people with high hopes, using real money they worked hard to get, then it all poofed away on them. They were just turned into pretty pieces of paper then,of no real worth, a kids toy next to the slingshots and packs of trading cards with bubble gum.

    They don't even give you the pretty pieces of paper anymore, it's usually just bits on a screen..

    If you can't get the job that you want, take the job (and buy that rural place) that you need. Rolling Stones nailed it on that one.

    1. Re:tip of the iceberg on unemployment by zzyzx · · Score: 1

      "--it's bad now and getting worse. The federal government is cooking the reality books on the true figures, I would guess it is probably almost double of what they claim. People who exhaust unemployment get taken off the official figures, as well as people only working a few hours a week in some part timer."

      But that's always been true. Every downturn I've ever seen has had people claiming that the true figures were worse than the government ones because of that. However, if you compare this downturn to other ones, the relative numbers aren't that bad.

    2. Re:tip of the iceberg on unemployment by zogger · · Score: 1

      --why did they stop counting people who have exhausted benefits then? They used to include those figures in the over-all stats.

      I think you have to look at all the various indicators. Look at personal bankruptcy rates. Look at international balance of payments figures. Look at percentage of savings as opposed to credit/debt. Look at big ticket items, like cars for instance, and what's happening with them. Look at over-all combined tax rates as opposed to every decade past, go all the way back to the great depression and the 20's. Look at pension funding, bank derivatives, hedge funds, real estate figures, look at all of it to get a better picture.

      Heck, look at this thread and all the other employment threads we have had. We got sold the illusion that destroying vertical manufacturing in this nation would be OK, that the "new economy" based on IT and service jobs would take over. Since then we've gone from the worlds largest creditor nation to the worlds largest debtor nation. It's an exact timeline parallel, and that is really the biggest economic change that has occurred in this time. I will take the time to drop just a few links/urls.

      a random example of a government workers pension
      http://news.statesmanjournal.com/article. cfm?i=602 42

      a random example of a fortune 500 pension
      http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/team4 /2160267/ detail.html

      unemployment stats new "lowball" official figures
      http://www.fox23news.com/business/story.a spx?conte nt_id=A8D08925-FCE5-47FF-BEF6-72F77C9EAA63

      hedge funds and derivatives
      http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepub lic/business/ articles/0403talton03.html

      retail sales and balance of payments
      http://www.modbee.com/24hour/opinions/st ory/864284 p-6039228c.html

      --there's a lot more obviously, and weird events like SARS are an example of a serious wildcard that could cause a lot of changes, and definetly into the not good territory.

      I would not say we are "out of the economic woods".

      I never predicted a collapse in the 60s, the 70's during the energy crises,or the 80's, but by the 90's, when everyone else was just freaking out over "the new economy" I go "uh oh, serious greed by the people and short sighted and incredibly stupid foreign trade policies gonna bite us hard"- "bottom line" is I saw serious grief coming starting with the stock market, which was totally bonkers and so many people believed it was "real",I had 99 out of 100 people arguing with me over it. Oh well. Lot of those same people are not arguing with me now, that I can tell you. Now I see a more-general collapse as inevitable.

      It has a good chance of being worse than the general depression from 28 to 1946-7. I can't really tell you how much worse, depends on wars and WMD, especially nukes and bios.

      Do your own research, believe all the rosy pictures they tell you, not my call. I just never take the carnival barkers word for anything. I look a scosh deeper, usually you can see closer to reality then. It's not perfect but it works OK.

    3. Re:tip of the iceberg on unemployment by Saeger · · Score: 1
      It's a good thing hardly anyone will be following your end-of-the-world advice to buy old-fashioned arable land, else the urban sprawl of millions would destroy what's left of the wilderness. Better to leave the food production to 'evil' agri-business, and have the majority of people living in efficient cities.

      Short-term, the future doesn't look so bright, but long-term (20-50 years), technological unemployment won't also mean having to starve or be exposed to the elements. Molecular nanotechnology in particular will free many people from being forced to work for mere survival.

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      Power to the Peaceful
    4. Re:tip of the iceberg on unemployment by nn43 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the fore-coming burst of:

      The credit bubble

      and

      The housing bubble

  82. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by krysith · · Score: 1

    Sitting in the cubicle next to me as I type this is Walt, a coder who couldn't spell to save his life. He's not the best coder, but he's not a bad one either. But dealing with his spelling 'disability' is frustrating at times and funny at times. Reading his commented code is a trip! However, in general it doesn't cause problems - if he names his variables hedder, poynter, and lupe I don't care. The only times it ever causes problems are when he misspells items in a GUI; customers see that. So I know to double check anything he does that the customers see.

  83. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like a dot-commer; you know, "be hip", "be relaxed", "let it flow; it's coo...". Being somewhat anal-retentive is one of the first steps to being a good coder[1].

    It's not just a matter of being pedantic. I wouldn't want to hire a mechanic who thought that four out of five lug nuts was "good enough to hold the wheel on." I wouldn't want a food service worker who thought that washing "most" of the counter with disinfectant would cut it. I certainly wouldn't hire a surgeon with a reputation for accidentally leaving sponges and tools inside of patients.

    All of the above behaviors show one thing -- a lack of attention to detail. Those that do pay attention to details, while certainly more "anal retentive", don't tend to make monumental fuck-ups like those listed above. Likewise, anal retentive people such as these will go over their resume with the proverbial fine-toothed comb, looking for spelling errors and grammatical mistakes.

    Some of them might even do something completely extraordinary...like "learn to spell" by memorizing the proper sequence of symbols required to reproduce a given word?[2]

    [1] Conversely, one can't be so anal retentive that one's people skills disappear completely -- you have to be anal enough to keep as many errors out of the code as possible, yet flexible enough to work with others. Talk about a tightrope...

    [2] On a cultural footnote, I think that the Japanese are one up here -- messing too much with grammar or particle position will destroy the meaning which you are attempting to convey, and you certainly can't draw your Kanji wrong, as it changes the meaning drastically -- for example, the difference between inu (dog) and futo (big) is in where you put a small comma-like accent mark.

  84. Care to outline yout skills ? by apankrat · · Score: 1

    An unemployed OS developer is very different from unemployed VB scriptologist. Nothing personal though, good luck with the job search.

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    1. Re:Care to outline yout skills ? by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1
      --
      All I know about Bush is I had a good job when Clinton was president.
  85. Thanks :) by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    Thats what I'm doing, MAD sleeping. I sometimes sleep 48 hours straight. At least I'm sorta happier sleeping than I was puting in all that work at college. Not to mention I didn't get much sleep when I went.

  86. Becoming a student (again) by BlueStreak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I lost my job on Sept 11, 2001 of all days... After almost a year of unemployment, in which I couldn't find a bloody thing, I decided to cut my losses and return to school. I have an electronics diploma (I'm an Electronic Technologist - which is inbetween a technician and an engineer). I'm now doing my comp sci degree.

    What I quickly discovered was that, as a normal unemployed person I was of little interest to companies. Once I became a student I was in high demand! It didn't take me long to find work (regardless of the season though there are distinct hiring times) and I could choose from really good jobs! The reasons why I found work so easily were :
    1) I was much more skilled then the average student (I've got almost 5 years of solid SW development experience).
    2) More importantly: as a student under 25 (I think the max age was raised to 28 now), I could fall under the federal government programs here in Canada where the government would subsidize my salary (it's an incentive for companies to hire students). I don't have to apply for it; my employer handles that.
    3) The Canadian Federal government has a good website to connect students with jobs in the government. Anyone that applies for funding gets their job posted on their website (real jobs! holy @#%$#!). They also have a special program called FSWEP that helps students find jobs in the federal government. What's really cool about it is that they don't want to know what level of experience you have, only the basic skills. When a hiring manager wants to find somebody the program randomly pulls 4-6 names of people that have the basic skills require (i.e. knows MS office, speaks French, knows C++, etc) and they have to hire one of those people. With that program I got 4 calls - many of them for web development. Looking back I should have taken one of those jobs, a part time job, as the websites in question were really big and complex - it would have been interesting (I'm a C/C++ hacker at heart).
    4) I was available for part time working during the school year. Lots of part time jobs during the year! The disadvantage is that it severly effects the time I have to study; I take the minimum amount of courses to be full time. As such, it'll take me 4 years to get my (honours) degree (if I took a full course load I could be done in 2.5-3 years, even less if I took summer courses).

    The work has always been interesting and in my general field. The first place I worked at, a charity, I was writing custom video conferencing software using this nice SDK and accompanying hardware (it was very interesting work). I now work in an IT team in the Federal government, on a project to migrate from Win98 to XP.

    As for pay, there are definite advantages to being a student. First off, since I fall under those government programs, there are guaranteed minimum levels of salary. At the moment I make $15.61 CND per hour ($10.71 US). Next year I can expect to make around $18/hour if I continue in the federal government. The other advantage is that by being in these organizations, I have the proverbial foot in the door (i.e. where I work now I can apply for any internal job postings).

    I think that the biggest advantage of being a student, aside from that fact that I will get the degree I've been desiring for many years (actually I care more about the education then the degree), is that I pay virtually no tax. What I do pay, I will get (virtually) all of it back at tax time!

    I know this isn't an option for everyone but in my case I really wanted to get my degree - everything worked out well. Life is good at the moment.

    BTW, slightly offtopic but one of the HUGE advantages of being unemployed here in Canada is healthcare: it doesn't cost a cent (well, you do pay for drugs but generics are common & cheap). My wife made extensive use of the healthcase system here (got quickly treated by uber-experts for what, at first, appeared to be cancer). If we had to pay anything at all for the treatment she recieved for 3 months (i.e. even 10%), we'd be completely broke and living with my parents. The parking at the hospital, by itself, burnt a significant hole in my pocket!

    1. Re:Becoming a student (again) by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      2) More importantly: as a student under 25 (I think the max age was raised to 28 now), I could fall under the federal government programs here in Canada where the government would subsidize my salary (it's an incentive for companies to hire students).

      Sounds like age discrimination. Many of your suggestions may not work for people who are older.

      There are already plenty of stereotypes of older IT workers (won't work more than 45 hours a week, won't learn new technology fads as fast, etc.) We don't need the gov to make it worse.

  87. FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR BUSH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    You got what you voted for. A real sweet economy. CEOs looting companies of millions while 10,000 employess are laid off.

    1. Re:FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR BUSH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You got what you voted for. A real sweet economy. CEOs looting companies of millions while 10,000 employess are laid off.

      All of which started while your buddy Clinton was defiling the Oval Office. The current economic bust is a direct result of what Clinton did while in office, Bush is just having to deal with the mess.

    2. Re:FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR BUSH by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      What about the "contract on America"?

      While Clinton may have been getting the Lincoln room carpet soiled, it was the Republicans that held all of the real control. So much "Republican virtue". Or did I just miss it when Republicans were complaining about the likes of Enron and mirage IPO's during Clintion's watch?

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    3. Re:FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR BUSH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a result of the economic policies of both the republicates and the democrans. This has been going on since the Reagan administration. Don't be so naive as to believe that you can point your finger at a single individual(Bush), or a single party even, and hope to identify the cause of the current economic crisis. Voting for a different individual, or party, will not improve the situation. Political decisions are driven by PR, not a desire to actually solve problems. Until this changes, problems will not get solved.

  88. Crib sheet for CA form... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q1: no
    Q2: no
    Q3: yes
    Q4: no
    Q5: no
    Q6: no

  89. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by envelope · · Score: 1

    When you post to any site, the words represent you ideas.

    Dude, proofread your rant about proofreading!

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    appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars
  90. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by maxpublic · · Score: 0

    Yet another naive little boy. First you deign to gift us with your 'wisdom' on how to go about getting a job, then you declare that using your valuable insights it won't take anymore more than a couple of weeks to find work.

    Move along, you little twerp. The last thing I want to hear is condescension from some snot-nosed little brat who's been incredibly lucky but is too blind or too egotistical to recognize that fact.

    Jesus H., where do these ignoramuses come from?

    Max

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    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  91. Well let's see. by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

    If you are willing to work for less money, and have the education -- you could always go to India and get your old job back.

    Other than that -- the only safe bet is to become a doctor or mortition. (Those jobs seem pretty steady.) An air conditioner repairman in Arizona would seem ok to I guess.

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    (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
  92. More Useful Statistics by gabec · · Score: 1
    I was "let go" at the beginning of April, but since they felt bad about doing so they offered to pay me until the end of the month--which kicks ass by the way.

    I had already set up several interviews when I found out I was being let go and one of them panned out. My starting date for my new job is May 1st, so I essentially won't even have a day without pay, but I will have had a month without a job.

    1. Re:More Useful Statistics by Laplace · · Score: 1

      Employers never feel bad, and never do "favors" like that. They bought your silence.

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      The middle mind speaks!
  93. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $40K a year?

    Hell, I saw a job posted in the Austin-American Statesman wanting an MCSE (and of course, 5 years "experience" in various M$ networking tasks/tools) for a range of $32-$37K /year.

    That's a lot of experience for a salary lower than retail.

  94. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "100% of those unemployed already do that."

    you would think that, but many IT people I know who are out of work STILL depend on a recruiter. I know several people, and only 1 has bother to ask me if I know someone who is hiring.
    I actually do know some who is looking for 3 people, so I passed his resume along. unfortuanatly, he skill sets are wrong for the position, but I did give him a good recommendation.
    Unless you have an in demand skill, the days where a company or over, and the days where the employee pays the recruitor are comeing back.

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  95. Out of a Job ... by Kranfer · · Score: 1

    I was fired from Worst Buy last week.... All in all it was because I was Jewisha nd because... well... they are evil. However I had another job a few days later. However I did do webdesign for a company in New York City for almost a year and when I lost that job I could never get back in. So I guess I can say that it is awhile to find another job. YAY for retail... and if you want to know my opinion on Worst Buy... don;t go there don't suppoer the discriminatory company!

    Josh Fink
    http://www.ussamazon.com

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    -- Josh
    "Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me!" - Pete Conrad
  96. Tough by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    While I still have a job, a relative of mine recently lost his. He's a top-notch processing and fabrication magician for III-V and other exotic compounds (diamond), but with the telecom industry tanking of late, there's little interest in breakthrough developments in optical communications.

    So this guy may well end up doing something completely different for a living in the future. I don't know if he'll ever try to go back into processing again. Which is a shame in some ways, because it means the industry will lose someone with 20 years of experience and a great deal of talent.

    The drastic acceleration of the late 1990s and the deceleration of the early 2000s are going to have some long term implications for the technology job market. Since people's career's can't be turned off and on and redirected on any short time scale, the longer that this job slump lasts, the longer it will subsequently take to gear up in the future.

    [Long ago, the rule of thumb for job seeking was number_of_months_to_new_job = salary / $10K.]

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  97. Good and Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I understand that the job market out there, in general, sucks. Personally, though, I currently have the best job situation I could be in on a personal level. At the beginning of the Internet bubble, people started to get hired because they knew a little about computers, and got paid well for it. The problem with that is that many of those people never expected on the skills they had while the market had employeers paying for job training, and sitatutions where companys allowed employees to take time to teach and train themselves. A lot of folks took the cash and never expanded on their skills.

    Myself, I got my foot in the door because I knew a little more about computers than your average idiot. And I then took every opportunity to expand on my skills. When I was hired at one place, they gave me respobility for backups, because nobody else wanted to do them.

    Well... backups may not be sexy, but they lead to something for me. (1) I leadered a lot about several various UNIX's because I had to know how to back them up. (2) I was the only person in a very large (10000+ employees, over 500 UNIX servers) company that knew the root password to EVERY unix box in the company. (3) Because of 1. and 2. I was a person that had to be consulted about anything (major or minor) done to any of the UNIX servers the company had. Because of that, I got to sit in on meetings and training classes that most people either didn't get invited to, or didn't want to go too. I know... It was a major pain in the ass at times. But after seven or eight years of doing a lot of shit work, I had not just a minor understanding of things... I became the EXPERT in many things.

    Come port 9/11 and all the Interest in Disaster Recovery (as opposed to backup-restore) I got tons of cash to build out new DR systems. Got to learn a lot of things.

    In all that time... I know of people who didn't really learn much, who didn't try much... etc. Come the bubble-bust... and a lot of those folks who didn't learn anything, who assumed they were computer gods because they knew how to do "ps -ef" or "ps auxwww" or about the -c option to grep (so they didn't have to do wc -l)... well, they found themselves out on the street because they didn't stay very current. A lot of folks know UNIX basics. Not very many can talk intelligently about Kernel internals, or large scale system design and building. Being that I was there, I know a lot of people who had the chance to learn that stuff that said "ah, screw it. Somebody else around here will do it they'll only get the same pay check I get now. Not worth my effort."

    Well, now I still have a job and they don't. I don't know if I should really feel that sorry for them.

    Because I know what I know now, I still get job offers from some companies. I can pick and choose my options... where I want to live, what I want to do, control of budgets, etc. The bubble burst had kept my pay under some control of late, but that seems to be lifting again. I don't know why... maybe just companies in a reseasion who have decided to pay a bit more to get real quality people rather than just have across the board pay caps now.

  98. Is it political? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it possible the stats put out by the Labor Dept are skewed this way because of some agenda by the Bush Administration to make things look better than they really are?

    1. Re:Is it political? by Michael+Ross · · Score: 1

      It's certainly not a partisan tactic, given that this example of statistical spinning has been going on for many administrations now. In addition, it's doubtful that any incumbent politicians will ever be anxious to slit their own political throats by demanding that the labor bureaucracies report the true number of unemployed Americans, and not just those receiving unemployment benefits (which is far easier for them to calculate).

  99. Have a professional Re-Do your resume by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
    What I'm hearing from recruters is that if you have good skills, there are jobs out there.

    If you DO have good skills and aren't getting calls, I'd seriously re-think your resume. I know it sounds like COMPLETE BS, but wording counts.

    Indeed, I can testify that this is a VERY important step to take. In fact, I recommend to all my friends that they have pro re-write their resumes. The reason?

    I was out of work for 14 months. Not even a tiny nibble. Then I read an article about "re-energizing" my job search, and one of the suggestions (besides check your own references to see what responses they give) is to get a professionally written resume.

    I did it. It cost like $150, but she did a kick-ass job, and I got an offer for an IT job about two weeks later.

    She told me she knows a lot of people who make their own resume and just list their duties, dates, and degrees, then can't fathom why they aren't getting interviews/offers. The fact is, employers can get a pretty good idea of what your duties were based on your title. What they really want to see is stories where you kicked ass on some problem or project, and how you did it.

    Examples:

    BAD: Wrote C++/C code for enterprise application eWidget 2.5 before deadline. Assisted other developers.

    GOOD: Coordinated with development team to ensure eWidget 2.5 application was code complete in advance of the agreed upon date. Led efforts by working non-required overtime hours to check code written by junior developers.

    Granted, even with a good resume you still have to slam-dunk the interview to get hired, but the well-written resume frames your experiences in a good light, and gives you the opportunity to have an interview.
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    Who did what now?
  100. More data != better by My+Third+Account · · Score: 1
    Clearly the more data put in, the better the results

    Actually it's more important to have data that is representative of the whole, not merely as much data as you can get.

    That's how the Gallup poll became famous. In 1935, the Literary Digest, then the most trusted poller, predicted Landon over Roosevelt 56/44. But LD came up with its results by polling a huge number of the upper class rather than a smaller number of everyone. Gallup polled a much smaller representative sample, and was correct in predicting Roosevelt's victory.

  101. Divelopears cant speal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the unfortunate pleasure of knowing a developer that is doing interviews to replace himself. He's going to get his degree while still working for the company but someone needs to be there during the day.

    This is a job in the silicon valley. This job has been open for over a month. This job has received resumes exclusively from that portion of the developers in the area that represent themselves on paper like a retarded monkey with a hangover. Yeah, unemployment is up, maybe some of us should get an english tutor?

  102. Move to Washington, DC by TheSync · · Score: 1

    In the Washington, DC area, jobs have been added over the last year. This is the place to be.

    Yes, the surf isn't good, and you have to deal with the occasional snow, and you may have to work for a company that designs better ways to kill people (fortunately I'm not...)

  103. HR's are retarded... by DrCode · · Score: 1

    With the current HUGE surplus of tech. people, HR's can be as picky as they like, and place all sorts of arbitrary requirements on the few open positions they have.

    1. Re:HR's are retarded... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say there is a huge amount of technical people. I'd say there is a huge amount of people seeking technical jobs. It makes it hard for truly technical people to get work, especially since people who suck at technical jobs will take much less money to do it poorly than truly technical people would take to do it right.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  104. masters degree Warning by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Masters? Nahhhh don't do it. I have a Masters and consider myself unemployed since 10/1997.

    Indeed. More education may actually count *against* you because they think you will expect too much in terms of a "challenge" and salary. "Overqualified" is a common expression in this economy. Further, I have heard studies that show that although higher degrees (masters, PhD) make your average earnings a bit higher, they do *not* decrese the amount of time you are unemployed. (Further, the computer industry is different from say chemistry, which does not change as fast. So considering all disciplines may not give full answers for IT people.)

    Maybe get a MBA or something to help make you "one of them", or at least think like them. Making yourself more geeky with a masters in IT will not help your employment situation, I am sorry to say.

    1. Re:masters degree Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not the education that is working against you, it is the ignorance and stupidity of those responsible for hiring decisions. It is important to clearly identify the problem if you hope to solve it.

    2. Re:masters degree Warning by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It is not the education that is working against you, it is the ignorance and stupidity of those responsible for hiring decisions. It is important to clearly identify the problem if you hope to solve it.

      You are right. I should have made that clear. However, I have very little hope of "solving" it. It would require a Cluestick of Mass Education, which is banned in most corporate treaties and by Hans Blax.

  105. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There is no way this will support the kind of explosive growth and job creation we saw in the late 90's.

    What has happened to the job market is that professional services and most of the tech market has become commoditized. This is actually good for everyone who isn't providing these services: production costs can go down, manufacturers don't have to pay what became a sort of IT extortion racket. Ultimately, this leads to a reduction of costs.

    The problem is, of course, on the demand side. We have a large, specialized laid-off workforce, that invested time and money into a skillset that has become commoditized. They will retool and retrain, but with less vigor than before and over time. In the meantime, they will compete with people whose original focus has never had to change.

    In the US, the problem is that we have a demand-side crisis with a supply-side administration. Coupled with the commoditization of skilled labor (which is what programming and IT services are) this means that capital will flow overseas; any tax savings enjoyed by working people will be offset by weaker job markets and reduced wages.

    On a global level, frankly, this is fair, although no one in the US likes to admit it.

  106. Abandoning cubicle economy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Whenever I read that someone has been unemployed for over a year, I wonder, "Have they even tried other industries?" It may be hard to accept, sometimes, but there are lots of people who earn money by not programming or sysadmining! Or am I delusional?

    One is then a newbie competing for jobs against non-newbies in whatever that "other industry" is. I am not suggesting that one does not look around, but most white-collar jobs are laying off also. If it is so hard to get a IT job with say 8 years of experience, imagine getting another where you have zero years.

    Perhaps retail or carpentry or plumbing or something is the best bet. IOW, the non-cubicle economy is a bit better than the cubicle one. The closer you are to consumers the better.

    1. Re:Abandoning cubicle economy by pmz · · Score: 1

      If it is so hard to get a IT job with say 8 years of experience, imagine getting another where you have zero years.

      There are some non-technical non-IT jobs that are well-served by people with technical backgrounds, such as consulting or writing. However, it may be the case that genuine engineering or science might be more appropriate than IT for these positions.

      Perhaps retail or carpentry or plumbing or something is the best bet.

      Retail would be fairly easy to get into, but professional carpentry and plumbing tend to be well-organized around trade unions and are also regulated. In some states where the unions don't have a foot-hold, I suppose anyone can take on these jobs, however (I recommend the south-east U.S. for low-quality statisfaction:)

  107. Has anyone used ResumeBlaster/Zapper/etc? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    Has anyone tried one of the "Resume Blaster/Zapper/etc." services which purport to send your resume to 1,000s of recruiters and companies who are hiring?

    It tends to be between $50 and $90 (depending on the level of service you purchase). This is a small price to pay to get some exposure, but has anyone used it and can say anything good or bad about it?

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    I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    1. Re:Has anyone used ResumeBlaster/Zapper/etc? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It tends to be between $50 and $90 (depending on the level of service you purchase). This is a small price to pay to get some exposure, but has anyone used it and can say anything good or bad about it?

      So, what you're saying is, I give you $50, and you shotgun my resume to everyone on your list. Then those people take my resume (and the other thousand like it) and stick it in the round file. And this is a good thing? I'd be better off hiring a whore - at least then I'd get some satisfaction.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    2. Re:Has anyone used ResumeBlaster/Zapper/etc? by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

      I did "Resume Blaster" or something similar when I was looking for work (this was in early 2001). I payed $30. Didn't get a single interview out of it. It just signed me up to a good number of [useless] career web sites. I just got a bunch of e-mail that had career advice but no real leads. Don't waste your money on this kind of stuff. You could probably write a script that does the same thing.

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      --Drunk as in Beer
  108. He got off by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    The state said that he didn't have to pay back the unemployment because in all reality, he didn't make squat from the tip jar.

    Now that moron from savekaryn.com made like $26,000 to pay off debt that she got her dumb self into - Todd made like $1200, if even that.

  109. New computerworld article on exporting jobs by esanbock · · Score: 1

    http://www.computerworld.com/managementtopics/mana gement/outsourcing/story/0,10801,80661,00.html

    +5 dis-informative

  110. I'm a student... by jlleblanc · · Score: 1
    ...and I couldn't even get a call back on my application for a publicly posted internship!

    Maybe I should move to Canada...

    -Joe

    1. Re:I'm a student... by Vagary · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but if you don't have any work experience or personal assets, chances are you can't just move here (take the self assessment). It's much easier to get into the country if you get offered a job.

  111. Jobs are abundant by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
    According to IBM,Sun, and Microsoft there are so many jobs and too few American workers that the H1B1 program needs to be increased.

    Believe it or not they are still lobbing for more foreign workers.

    1. Re:Jobs are abundant by Brett_Zamora · · Score: 1

      Sure... if you are willing to work for $10 and hour. Don't kid yourself, why do you think they're outsourcing so much work to India?? If you consider a recent report that Iraqis make approximately $70 U.S. a year, you have to believe that $1000 a month in India is a pretty good pay. Why should these corporations pay us $75K/yr to $100K/yr when they can get the same work done in India for $12K/yr??

  112. yet even more suggestions by KKBaSS · · Score: 2

    Have you tried any of the following yet? (i am sure you have, but it never hurts to check)

    Go check out http://www.jobomagic.com (no this is not spam to some worthless jobsite). It is a huge listing of job websites, just start down the list & setup your profile/agent at each site (then setup your mail filters :P). It is not just a list of US sites, there are UK/HK/CH/etc sites on there, and if you run across other sites that are not listed, submit them. You would not only be helping yourself, you would be helping many others too.

    Make sure your coverletter (which is important, most people dont care for an email with the only thing included is a resume as an attatchment) is up to snuff, & start posting it & your resume site by site. You could even go through the local gold/platinum reseller list from Novell.com, maybe even give microsoft's local reseller list a shot, citrix, etc...just email/hand deliver a copy of your coverletter/resume even if they dont have job openings. At least you would already be on their list when they do decide to start looking for someone new.

    You may even look into becoming a dba (doing business as, like $10 to start), or LLC. Perhaps find some other unemployed IT people in your area that would compliment your skillsets & start a business together, or subcontract to them. Snag a local non-profit & help them, get them going as your company's demo case with all the latest slickest stuff out there and as a show of what you can do. Given time you could have your own consulting business. www.giftsinkind.orghas a great Novell product donation policy, & www.techsoup.org has some other good stuff too.

    Thanks & good luck with the hunt

  113. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah... as a friend. *winkwink* *nudgenudge*

  114. Working with Microsoft Stuff... by DrCode · · Score: 1

    My experience: I applied for all sorts of jobs, even jobs AT Microsoft. Since there are gazillions of MS developers out there, why should a company look at an obvious Unix-head like me?

    I did find a job after a few months. It's at a firm where most everyone uses Linux. Am I lucky??:-)

  115. For those looking for a job by msoori · · Score: 1

    Here is a free job search tool that I wrote with a Java Swing GUI that searches Dice, Monster and Craigslist for jobs and allows you to e-mail your resume very easily. First you download the app and configure your settings, set your e-mail info, select your resume attachments and message. Then you can search for all the job sites, or any one of the sites at a time. It gives you a list of the jobs found, so you can select the jobs of interest by checkmarking it. You can then apply to all the selected jobs by selecting a menu item to mail out the resume/message with attachments.

    Requires JDK1.4 and works on Mac, Windows and Linux.

    http://www.sharperlogic.com/reapply

    Good luck

  116. Re:Fuck Computer Science by Vagary · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to the media in Canada, business admin degrees are even worse off than technical people. Or at least all the BBAs and Bachelor of Commerce degree holders are finding themselves competing with MBAs. Maybe companies are finally realising that it's better to have employees with actual knowledge...

  117. Underemployment rules! by Feed_The_Troll · · Score: 1

    I'm under-employed because I prefer it to the alternative (unemployment). There's little call for a person with 2 years scientific computing background without a Masters/Ph.D. and probably not much more call for one with the pedigree...

    Tuition is going up 30% at the SUNYs, don't think that's going to happen for me anytime soon. So, I guess 10/hrs a week as a research assistant followed by 30/hrs a week at the local Barnes & Nobles is better than nothing.

    And for those of us fortunate enough to work, our Republican friends in office are ensuring that we can become even more flexible (thus becoming a more valuable commodity to our overlord bosses) by letting companies eliminate overtime. Yes, this wonderful bill exempts even more people from overtime pay by expanding the "management" umbrella down to the "assistant manager" kiddie working the late shift at McDonalds. Don't want to accept comp time for those extra hours we make you work? We'll give the OT to someone else that doesn't want the money. We'll even tell you when you can take the comp time.

  118. Excellent! by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

    I've been looking for a good random number generator, someone finally came up with one! :)

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    "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
  119. Re: Interviews with Marvin! by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

    You interview with MARVIN -- Michigan Automated Response Voice Interactive Network (or something like that). You dial a 1-800 phone number on a specific day, and a computer asks you the questions an interviewer would ask.

    "I've been ordered to interview you about unemployment insurance. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to interview you about unemployment insurance. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

    "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."

  120. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

    And as the old saying goes, "It's not what you know, it's who you know."

  121. Who you know by superflippy · · Score: 1

    No kidding! A friend of mine is interviewing for a job tomorrow. She's perfectly qualified for it, but fears she won't get it because the company tends to hire people they know, or people recommended from within. We all told her she'd be nuts not to call the company's president, who she knows through church, and let him know she's interviewing for the position.

    I see it again and again, especially in this tight job market. After all, when a friend desperately needs a job, don't you keep your eyes peeled and let him know about opportunities that could be helpful to him? ("Rachel quit today. Why don't you send in your resume?") Pity the unconnected person who has only one set of eyes and ears working for him.

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  122. How can one pay for school? by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been considering going back to school full time for my masters also, but there's one big problem: cost. I live in the US and I don't know how I'd be able to afford a masters program with little to no income. Of course I would go after scholarships and such, but they're hard to come by. Financial loans (at least for the schools in my area) can't completely cover tuition for the masters programs. I suppose they're hoping you're working part time. So the question becomes: go for scholarships and financial aid with the risk there won't be a job available after graduation? Plus come out with a huge debt? I don't know...

  123. How should someone fill the CV/Resume gaps? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    I've been unemployed since 05/2002, my CV now has a large gap. I've been doing some home calls to repair Windows and PC problems and that's about it.

    I've entered in my CV that I have been a self-employed computer engineer but I just know that employers will see this and think I can't be much good at it otherwise I wouldn't be looking for permanent work.

    Advice?

    1. Re:How should someone fill the CV/Resume gaps? by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      God help me, I sympathize with your dilemna 100%. It's funny but even when applying for the light industrial work it looks like I'll be stuck with for awhile they demanded explanation for the extended period of unemployment-- that whole stigma of collecting unemployment working it's way into even basic work.

      Having said that, there's a lot of people out there in situations like ours, so I'm hoping/expecting that employers will realize that an extended period of unemployment isn't abnormal given the way the economy has been for the past few years. Obviously anything you can put in would be great, and given all your free time one would hope you'd maybe bought/checked out a few books to brush up on your skills, so list that. If you wrote some code while unemployed, try to show that at the interview (if it's good code anyways, heh). The last impression you want to give is that you spent the time as a vacation period.

      Good luck with your search.

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      All I know about Bush is I had a good job when Clinton was president.
  124. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by nomadic · · Score: 1

    It's bizarre to read these newspaper stories about people who were well into six figure salaries now working minimum wage retail. At least the constant whining on slashdot about "if you have the skills you'll always have a job" has wound down significantly.

  125. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by msoori · · Score: 1

    Pasting on to blog is not an essential and just exist to serve the purpose of exchaning ideas. Its just you. I think people who try to nitpick others and try to judge a programmer based on spelling is probably a manager who got there by kissing ass, and not by technical merit.

  126. Re:Well it depends on what you do while unemployed by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, you are quite right. Very few jobs are gotten through blindly sending out resumes or through headhunters. Most jobs are gotten through knowing someone in the company.

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    If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  127. Social Security by luzrek · · Score: 2, Informative
    Actually Social Security Benefits were designed to get people to stop working when jobs were scarce (therefore creating new job openings). Because most working class people didn't have sufficient retirement savings in the 1930's, and jobs were hard to find, the 65+ set wasn't leaving jobs, therefore the 20-40 set couldn't get jobs. By taxing everyone that was working and giving benefits to the 65+ set to stop working jobs were created for the 20-40 set. Social Security is much more like a bribe to your grandfather to get him to give you his job (in theory). Social Security is supposed to be a perimnate lifestyle change.

    The problem with Social Security will occur when the Baby Boom generation retires (unless they seriously raise the minimum age for retirment benefits, to 75 or so). This is because the number of people working vs the number of people drawing benefits will be something like 5 to 1 (or less).

    In contrast unemployment insurance is supposed to be a (very) stopgap measure, and is funded much more through a "banking" type mechanism. Additionally, unemployement insurance (as well as other emergency entitlements) is really aimed at low income people. Wealthier people (persumeably anyone who is maxing out what Unemployement insurance will give you) are supposed to have sufficient savings, and enough "fat" in their lifestyle, so that through some thrift they can make it through a dry spell. Unfortunately, I don't think that many people in late 90's IT industry (or other "boom" markets) saved enough money and the demands on the local economies near the "boom" centers drove the costs of living through the roof so these people never felt rich.

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    Galium Arsenide is the material of the future, and always will be.

  128. Re: Interviews with Marvin! by Surak · · Score: 1

    "I've been ordered to interview you about unemployment insurance. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to interview you about unemployment insurance. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

    *LOL* That's what *I* said when I first heard the name was MARVIN. :) I figured that the guy *had* to have read THHGTG.

  129. Re: And... by benzapp · · Score: 1

    "Its not who you know, its who you blow"

    Get on your boy!

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    I don't read or respond to AC posts
  130. spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also - the "is your spouse/gf/bf also unemployed" only has "Yes" and "No" - I need a "Not Applicable"

  131. I bet immigration is why we need 3.3% growth by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    Once again, the working class pays for the upper classes nannies and cheap busboys.

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  132. with musical chairs, there is always one left out by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    ....or a million, as the case may be.

    You tell him to keep trying harder than anyone else. But that is impossible--"him" is everyone. What you are REALLY saying is that in our red of tooth and claw system, you had better keep working ever harder and harder until you die.....

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  133. Re:.cfm - You're showing your lack of knowledge by Man_Holmes · · Score: 1

    You're revealing your ignorance by that comment. Right now with CF MX and flash remoting coldfusion is one of the most exciting platforms for application development on the net. The market for third party applications is growing and there are now two magazines catering strictly to CF. Not to mention that with blue dragon there is now a second source for CFML with their base product being free. If you want to use a better tool go for it - but PHP isn't in the same league as CF MX. Man Holmes

  134. Mississloppi by TParkerDotNet · · Score: 1

    Good grief! Am I the only person in Mississippi that reads Slashdot? I take the survey and I'm the only one. I hope it changes by the time someone reads this. How embarrassing...

  135. Steve Martin says... by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the Steve Martin joke..."how to be a millionaire and not pay taxes."

    First, get a million dollars. ...

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    -pyrrho

  136. H1B's are NOT to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    H1B's are not to blame!!! We live in a global economy period and whether you like it or not, this is a double edged sword my friend. Sure, we like when U.S. businesses go abroad, expand, get more capital, etc. But when it comes to the other direction, we like to put a road block? That's not how it works. Freedom is a bi-directional highway my friend. If you can't compete with other foreing nationals, well go back to school. Learn more. Lower you expectations.

    I'm in the US on a H1B visa because my employer couldn't find any local skills. Do you know how much they paid for all that hassle? Do you REALLY think they wanted to go through all that pain? I'm sure the answer is "NO!". First of all, you can't simply hire any "H1B's" out of the blue. The job has to be vacant for a certain period (it used to be 1 year back when I was hired). They have to give proofs to the Immigration office that they posted this job on magazines and job boards (for 1 year) and that NO ONE was fit for the job.

    I won't go through the whole process but basically, I came here because there was a demand for me. Because other americans couldn't do the job basically!

    And for those who think H1B's are here to "steal jobs", that's not the case, we're here because there is a need. Also remember, we pay taxes just like anyone else, yet we will NEVER benefit from unemployment and retirement income. This is "free money" to the government. And I'm sure the congress is well aware of that (and likes it too!).

    I don't wanna hear about "this isn't fair" or things like that. This is how global economy works! You don't like the fact that your local shoe factory moved to India? That everything you buy is "made in China"? Well get used to it, this is only the beginning! More and more companies are moving abroad. How long before USA becomes a 3rd country and India/China becomes a super power (economicaly speaking)?

    Just remember that America was founded by foreigners looking for a better life. This pattern is and will always be true! Your ancestor was just like me and other H1B's, looking for a better life...

    1. Re:H1B's are NOT to blame by esanbock · · Score: 1

      No. Global economics are not about labor-cost government subsidies. Global ecnomics means India vs US vs, everyone else. When government arbitrarily increases supply while doing nothing about demand - that's a subsidy. I'm practically quoting Milton Friedman here - the premier free-market capitalist of our time. My ancestor and every other immigrant came here on a fair lottery-based system that doesn't take corporate greed into account. Unless my ancestor was an African slave, you're nothing like him. Slavery was also a government subsidy. Oh I'm sorry, maybe you're going to tell me that the plantation owners couldn't find "local talent." Nope, slaves cost less - only the cost of food and storage. Just like the H-1b.

  137. it's about property rights by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1
    You do realize that what is so called "lost to bereaucracy" is actually spent on salaries [...]

    It's still a loss, because government isn't producing this "wealth". It is simply taking it from one segment that actually produces it, and shifts it to other people. Sure, some people get paid with that "overhead" but government has no incentive to be efficient in its operations, because it's guaranteed its income - it's the law. That's a loss right there - inefficiency. In the private sector it's, "you snooze you lose". If we stopped the redistribution of wealth, 1) the people being taken from would have more money to invest in whatever it is that's making them profitable to begin with, 2) the subsidized would fail, creating an area for a more effective replacement to come in, and 3) the gov't workers would be back in the private sector pool creating wealth rather than being a drain on it.

    For example, a road expansion [...]

    Road expansion is a valid service of government, though. It is a true public service in that it serves the public as a whole, not a specific subset of the public.

    Tax Cuts are great if you are taking in too much money, and want to allow the economy to step it up even more, but they aren't as good as targeted spending in the short term.

    Bollocks. Even if you are right in what "stimulates the economy" more, you're answering the wrong question. The question isn't simply about stimulating the economy. The question is should government be meddling in the economy to begin with? What right does gov't have to take from one and give to another? Why must I pay for "targetted spending" somewhere else? Even if "the economy" of the country benefits, what right do you (as an individual) have to take my money for your own gain? Answer: none. And you can't give gov't a right you don't have, meaning it has no right to take my money for someone else's benefit, either.

    You may legitimately tax me for things that truly benefit us all, like defense, roads, etc. But it's not right to tax me so that Acme Inc has a healthier bottom line which raises the GDP. That connection to me is too remote to be considered "public good". You're really taxing me to help Acme's owners (or whatever other small group is the recipient of your targetted spending), and that's not right.

    To make it more concrete, as "money" is a rather abstract concept, think about actual property ownership. Was it right that Donald Trump tried to have Atlantic City evict an old woman and condemn her house so that he could expand a casino? Sure, gov't can use eminent domain in cases where there is a genuine interest for the public good - but this was not one of those cases. It was pure transfer of property from one to another, using gov't as an intermediary in the theft. The normal person would look at that and say, "Why that's blatant abuse of the system!" Even if the argument was that a casino would yield more tax revenue to the city than a home, and that in turn would benefit the entire city - it's not right. It only directly benefits Donald Trump. And why should we treat money (which can be taken by force through taxes) any different than physical property (taken by force through eminent domain)? Government was instituted to protect our life, liberty, and property, not to aid and abet those who would like to steal it.

  138. FUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had 3 mod points left yesterday, but they expired already. Crap, well said.

  139. Re:Bad Spellers == Sloppy Coders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad spelling is not always a sign of lazy or sloppy people. Most dyslexics are bad spellers, but make great programmers. We are not all built the same, don't blame everyone for being different.

  140. Thanks for the suggestions. by LinuxGeek · · Score: 1

    All of these replies have been helpful and thought provoking. A big problem in the main area I been looking is that much of my consulting work has been here. I worked for and then took over a successful consulting company in the area, my reputation does preceed me. I wrote software years ago that is still used in some companies that you would know of (in the US). That limits some of my dumbing down options in a town of less than 20,000.

    I do have a couple of different versions of my resume, but the 13 year span at the consulting company keeps me from trimming much substance unless I limited it to my janitorial type duties. :)

    My best lead so far is a bank that is putting on 50 new people in their credit collections division . Hopefully the businesses that need people badly will take the end of the war as a sign to try some expansion.

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    Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
  141. Re:with musical chairs, there is always one left o by Alioth · · Score: 1
    You tell him to keep trying harder than anyone else. But that is impossible--"him" is everyone. What you are REALLY saying is that in our red of tooth and claw system, you had better keep working ever harder and harder until you die.....


    A couple of points - in musical chairs, there is always one left out: but not if you add a chair. I've 'added a chair' twice now. I didn't think things like that happen, but they do.


    Times are harder now than they were in 2000. But these things are cyclical. At the moment, you DO need to work harder at getting jobs, but that doesn't mean you'll have to keep working harder and harder until you die. Besides, doing a bit of networking is not what I call working harder and harder - going out to the club and having a pint of beer or two is quite nice in fact, especially if you get to meet new people who are bitching about how crap their computer network's running and can offer to fix it for them.


    Sooner or later, the gross oversupply of IT people compared to jobs will cease, barring civilization-threatening disasters. Maybe it will never be like the dot-bomb boom, but then again, the whole dot-bomb thing was bogus to start with. Even with my business acumen (which resembles the business acumen of a concussed rattlesnake) I could tell most of the dot-bombs had a bad business model and were going to go tits up even during their meteoric rise.

  142. Re:.cfm - You're showing your lack of knowledge by r00tarded · · Score: 1

    Two whole magazines. You are right, Cold Fusion really does rock! It is so very exciting, I get a big old boner just thinking about it! and its not just from the Flash Remoting centerfold.