Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet...
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet...
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet...
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet...
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet...
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
PLEASE BE ADVICED: Timothy's asshole is swarming with various STD content. Please remove penis and tongue ASAP to avoid contamination with all known STDS and a few unknown STDs. Thank you
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
[solo]
IMPORTANT: I WANT CRITISM! IF YOU CAN IMPROVE MY WORK WITH BRILLIANT LYRICS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL INTEGRATE THEM. I WANT THESE SLASHDOT FLAMES TO BE THE BEST THEY CAN BE! DIE SLASHDOT FAGS. THANK YOU
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
[to the tune of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits]
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
[solo]
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
Slashdot Mirror
i was just about going to ask that myself
who is this fucking fag? and why do we care what the fuck he thinks about EasyDNS?
you fuck him, not me. i'm not like that. fag
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
...
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
...
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts: 1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet ...
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
...
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
Through my painstaking yet thorough investigation, I have come up with 2 undeniable facts:
...
1) The total number of articles posted on Slashdot during the weekend is the same as during the weekdays, if not more so, yet
2) The total number of trolls and flamebaits goes down while the total number of "quality" posts increases
This leads me to the following conclusion:
"People who take Slashdot seriously are faggots with no social lives."
From my study, I have deduced that "Trolls" and "Flamebaiters" enjoy the following benefits:
1) Interaction/Intercourse with females
2) Frequent alcohol use
3) Potentially frequent recreational drug use
4) Attendance to informal get-togethers with peers (sometimes called "parties")
5) Ability to make social connections with others (sometimes called "friends")
6) Not getting benefitee's ass kicked after school
While those who take Slashdot seriously suffer from the following social stigmas:
1) Pasty white skin
2) Acne
3) Premature ejaculation (more often than not, this ejaculation is made within a blow-up girlfriend, while the probability that a Slashdotter would get any "play" is measurable only by tiny quantum corrections)
4) BO
Conclusion: Trolling and flamebaiting Slashdot and the faggots who regularly post there is not only beneficial, but is necessary to draw the line between those who are faggoty geeks (+4, +5 Interesting/Insightful/Funny) to those who are "cool" (flamebaiters/trolls).
just because you mom is the only one willing to fuck you in the ass doesn't mean
1) all moms have penises
2) all sons have sex with their moms
Go on Springer you fat piece of shit. In the mean time suck Jon Katz decrepid little dick.
My grammar and spelling is usually impeccable, in stark contrast to the slashdot editors.
PLEASE BE ADVICED: Timothy's asshole is swarming with various STD content. Please remove penis and tongue ASAP to avoid contamination with all known STDS and a few unknown STDs. Thank you
[to the tune of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits]
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
[solo]
IMPORTANT: I WANT CRITISM! IF YOU CAN IMPROVE MY WORK WITH BRILLIANT LYRICS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL INTEGRATE THEM. I WANT THESE SLASHDOT FLAMES TO BE THE BEST THEY CAN BE! DIE SLASHDOT FAGS. THANK YOU
get your dick out of an ass for once
or hell just froze over
[to the tune of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits]
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
[solo]
[to the tune of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits]
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
[solo]
[to the tune of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits] You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer Waiting for Linux to load takes forever You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away You get some coffee while waiting for the download Shitty servers, with Linux software Yeah but at least, they use open source and post bullshit and post gay fucking bullshit You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off Old condoms are all, he can afford When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right He can suck a cock just like anything Saving it up for Friday night With the faggots, With the faggots of Slashdot [hey] And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage Bored and drunk with nothing better to do They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds' And the faggots And the faggots are buttfucking (buttfucking, baby) (uh huh) [solo] And then timothy steps up to the keyboard Typing words in just before he cums "Microsoft sucks, Linux is great" and he makes it fast with one more thing "We are the faggots" "We are the faggots of Slashdot" [solo]
[to the tune of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits]
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
[solo]