Slashdot Mirror


User: rossy

rossy's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
97
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 97

  1. Mittens on 'Sticky Mittens' Give Babies A Head Start · · Score: 1

    A) Infants with velcro mittens can now work in important airport security screening jobs. Making them productive taxpaying citizens much sooner after birth. or B) This is cool, but have we determined that infant development as it is, is not healthy? Perhaps the time lag to develop motor skills before exploring your enviromnent was an important factor. C) Velcro Mittens can also be used for people on medication who can't hold onto pencils.

  2. Hotel California on For Want Of A Soyuz · · Score: 1

    You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

  3. Dung with research! on Elephant DNA Studied · · Score: 1

    Dr X: "That third pile of dung smelled different from the other two!" Dr Y: "Yes, I see that now, but you didn't have to rub my nose in it!."

  4. NSA Reaction on DNA's Error Detecting Code · · Score: 1

    Upon discovery, the NSA has sent federal agents to people in the act of procreation to arrest them for violation of the national securities act. When queried a spokesman responded: "We can't allow these codes to fall into enemy hands, and also need time and additional funding to be able to decipher these codes for national security reasons"

  5. Twisty little passages. on DNA's Error Detecting Code · · Score: 1

    A little pirate chuckles... taking your bag of gold. 20 gold pieces missing.

  6. Please Submit a testcase. on New Order of Insect Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before we can act on your bug report, "new class of bug" we need a reproducable testcase. You did not indicate in your email what operating system you were running and what revision of "World" software you were using when you discovered this bug. If this bug is only observed once every 50 years, it will be difficult for us to track down and remove the bug in time for the next release of "world", hence the request for a repeatable testcase so that we may observe the bug for ourselves, and attach a debugger. Also, please indicate if this bug results in a system down, or if there is a work around for this bug.

  7. Bose-Einstein Condensate on More on JSF Laser System · · Score: 1

    Another solution would be to store a small
    amount of super cooled Beer stored as a Bose-Einstein Condensate. (No matter that they haven't
    yet cooled beer to a nano-kelvin yet..)
    After you shoot the laser beam at the bad guys,
    the heat is shunted to the Bose Einstein Condensate
    which becomes Cold Beer!
    It's Miller Time!

  8. Run out of bandwith on Where The Bandwidth Goes · · Score: 1

    I think you are right. The Internet is already
    out of bandwidth. All I seem to see is all this
    noise.

  9. Does this mean paper tape will make a comeback? on Sandia Builds Micromechanical 'Device Driver' · · Score: 1

    I think there was a SCI FI book called the Difference engine, where "Clackers" used steam powered mechanical computers to run programs on punch cards. Now all we need is a really tiny keypunch machine. I can see it now... PKPA Personal Key Punch Assistant. Does this also mean CPU will mean Card Punch Unit?

  10. Ask Forgiveness, not Permission on Correcting Common Linux Misconceptions? · · Score: 1

    I grew up in a world where we had Linux/Unix before Windows. I would recommend a Mandrake install with High/Paranoid security setting. To me this is much tighter than the old Win95/98 do nothing password. I would set the systems up stand alone in a local subnet perhaps using IP Forwarding such as the Cable Modem HOWTO for a home network. Then either get a static IP from your IT folks for a WIN computer or run a DHCP client on the single node that connects through to your University LAN. (i.e. to make it easier for your IT people... have only ONE node tied to the IT network, and manage your subnetwork in your classroom yourself). My opinion of any WIN only sys admin type is VERY LOW. This would be the difference between an auto mechanic (Linux Sys admin), and the guy who does oil changes only at QuickLube (WIN sys admin). All fear of Linux is based on ignorance. It is truly a superior and more elegent solution and a MUCH better way to teach students how computers actually work, than the Win XX platform. I'm reminded of an Isacc Asimov story (I believe) where the main character actually read books and learn, and was an outcast because he didn't conform to the pre-programmed training syllabus of computer learning machines in use in his future world. Turns out this individual was recruited to the secret cadre' of people who wrote the computer learning packages at the end of the story. A Linux user can live in a Windows world and be successful, however a Windows user cannot do the same. -- Regards Ross

  11. ADM 1021 Eval board on Hardware Monitor/Sensor Add-on Boards? · · Score: 1

    If you want to monitor temperature... the Analog Devices ADM1021 is a great tool for about $50.

    http://www.analog.com/techSupport/designTools/ev al uationBoards/downloads/Eval-1021A-a.pdf If you have a Celeron or better, you can hook up to the Thermal diode. http://developer.intel.com/design/pentiumiii/appln ots/245087.htm This is the link to info on how to use this.

  12. Prove it on Another Gaping Microsoft Security Hole Goes Unpatched · · Score: 1

    I want someone to post the link where if I browse to the link http://www.xxx.xxx/blah.htm I get a new file created on my disk. I challange anyone to create such a link to exploit this security hole that would create the file slashdot.txt in C:/tmp (OK you don't have to create the directory too). I leave this as an exercise for the student. IF someone is bright enough to create this link, I would be happy to go there and verify that this is a bug. In the meantime, I'm using Opera. This would do more to support the bug weakness than any of these posts.

  13. Re:Is anyone surprised that "IT" students are idio on Perception of Linux Among IT Undergrads · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    MSCE
    Microsoft
    System
    Certified
    Engineer
    Took me a bit to figure this. I guess this training is primarily on how to set your alarm clock so that you wake up early enough daily to reboot your employerrs NT servers. I understand that NT servers need this daily.

  14. Win vs Linux on Perception of Linux Among IT Undergrads · · Score: 1

    Ugh.. sanity is doomed! I worked with a company which sells multi million automatic test equipment (ATE), for years this equipment was Sun based. About 18 months ago I was at an off site office location setting up an off line workstation. A new hire was watching me setup the /etc/printcap file and some dummy user accounts so users could use this new machine on the network without YP running. His comment was... why don't we just use Windows wouldn't it be easier? I had to hold back my reply... who hired this guy? Now I work at a compnay which produces lower end test equipment. We have a Windows NT box, which uses MS C++. Although I hate it, once I got over the handcuffed GUI, it actually works (sort-of), this of course, means I will never be able to sell internally a superior Linux based solution. I was at DeVry about a year ago recruiting for my old company. It turns out that 99% of their courses are MS Windows based. They were CONSIDERING offering a UNIX class. This is terrible! What it means is that there are lots of talented folks who think MS Windows is the way to go. Kind of like religion. I've actually found people who like 'vi' over emacs too! I believe that primary computer training should begin with a semester of loading up Star Trek via paper tape into a 110 baud Teletype, then playing the game. The highest scoring players get 'A's. After this, users would realize that you can load and play an entire game of Star Trek on a Teletype over a coupler in the time it takes to boot windows ME. -- Regards Ross

  15. Re:Bah! on AMD, IBM Announce Transistor Advances · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, let me see.. I'm moving into my new house in 2010, called the power company, called the phone company, called the cable company (broadband), and the gas company... say gas company, can I have both hot and cold gases?

  16. Re:Fortune Cookie say... on AMD, IBM Announce Transistor Advances · · Score: 1

    And this transistor will be used in my Monster truck.

  17. Re:The heat output negates the size advantage on AMD, IBM Announce Transistor Advances · · Score: 1

    I think if you look at the datasheet for the G4 you will find that it has the lowest power dissipation of all the CPU IC's out there. From my research the heaters are (excluding SUN) Compac Alpha AMD K5/K6 (they vary by process used) Intel PentIII/Celeron (vary by process used) Motorola PPC line All the processors followed similar power/speed curves, with the Motorola PPC being the coolest as it is a RISC CPU and has slower clock speeds, for what appears is similar performance. (Based on market acceptance, not benchmarks).

  18. Re:Heat dissipation? on AMD, IBM Announce Transistor Advances · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm guessing that at these small geometries, the heat per transistor is smaller due to the small currents involved. However the thermal density and switching speeds might wipe out all this gain. It's heat density per unit area that is making these chips efficient space heaters. I too like light-based chips. However there is a significant amount of energy required to lase the light in a laser diode. This keeps getting more efficient. I expect as Infiniband technologies pick up, there will be more and more folks playing with light, and we will start seeing some inroads in this area. I have stock in Corning. I figure they know glass cookware, so they should do OK making glass cable.

  19. 3.3Terahertz! on AMD, IBM Announce Transistor Advances · · Score: 1

    Just a FYI 3.3Terahertz is a 303 femto second period. How many electrons can you move around in 303 femtoseconds? If the clock is running at 3.3Thz, (assuming this is not a clockless chip) it leaves about 102 femto seconds for a rise time measurement, and 101 femto seconds for a fall time measurement. (Looking at the pulse). Projecting further I woud expect the rise time zero to 50% point would be about 50 femtoseconds. I'm supposed to know this, but can't recall the rule of thumb for the oscilloscope bandwidth I would need to look at this, but I'm guessing I would like more than 4Terahertz... I'd really be comfortable with about 8-20Terahertz bandwidth on the scope... or somthing that could digitize the signal at 20 Terahertz or so (20THz = 50fs). I'm sure this analysis is flawed, but I just like to imagine that I could actually look at a 100fs rise time with a scope in about 5-10 years. -- Ross

  20. Re:damn/No Thumbs on Rental Car - Thumbprint = No Rental Car · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the same thing, and it occured to me, that they could use a Butt print, as we would assume most customers have a butt to sit in the car with. In fact, they could include butt activated ignition, to prevent you from leaving the engine running if you get out of the car. The only trick is using the Butt activated keyless ignition, where you have to moon the inside passengers to get into the car.

  21. Re:Okay, now what about gate delay? on Intel Cites Breakthrough In Transistor Design · · Score: 1

    This is not a new problem. I was in a meeting over 15 years ago where this discussion came up in the design of high speed ECL ASICS for applications such as the CRAY Y-MP. With ECL devices having FMAX from 600-800Mhz in the early '80s propigation delay was a critical factor. The rumors I heard were that CRAY accounted for every millimeter of path length from the IC core, to the pad, through the wire bond, out onto the PCB, through the wire wrap etc and onto the next PCB. All of this I suspect without the "advanced" CAD routing tools we have today. All of the heat management and prop delay issues in high speed ECL systems of the late 70's early '80s are now getting onto the desktop. -- Ross

  22. Terahertz on Intel Cites Breakthrough In Transistor Design · · Score: 1

    This is terrific... with a terahertz CPU core we will all need to buy new Infiniband I/O devices to keep up! With the cost of ATE at $1-5 million to test these IC's we will probably see some more shifts to structural testing and serial I/O to keep manufacturing costs down. I wouldn't expect to actually see a 64 bit bus running at 1Ghz, but stranger things have happened. -- Ross