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  1. Forbidden love on New Star Wars Episode II Trailer Out · · Score: 0
    You geeks would be lucky to have any kind of love with this !!

  2. If you're blind.... on Blind Computing? · · Score: 0
    you are missing out on this.

  3. Mmm.... sweeeet on How the DOJ/MS Settlement was Reached · · Score: -1, Troll
    Antitrust settlements never looked this good .

  4. Key behind nanotech... on Combining Nanotech and Radiology · · Score: 1, Funny
    The key technology behind this field of engineering is the assembler: a device that can construct structured substances an atom at a time. The assembler builds other machines capable of performing any task for which they are programmed and have the required energy source. The Nanotech engineer is an expert in designing functional structures on the atomic scale, a task requiring strong knowledge of quantum mechanics, chemistry, robotics, and mechanical engineering. He is also familiar with anal penetration techniques that methodically take apart a anus and map the location of each stinky bit. Research in this field is heavily regulated due to the extreme danger of lethal stench, and most research is performed in isolated locations such as outer space and micheal jacksons bathroom.

  5. Gayport, WinXP and 802.1x on 802.11g Approved By IEEE 54 mb/s on 2.4 gigahertz · · Score: 0

    Gayport Inc. reported that another highlight of the Windows XP and 802.1x combination is that it allows link layer authentication, enabling seamless user authentication. Specifically, corporations will be able to use their active directories and databases to automatically sodomize employees. Gayport stated that this should effectively decrease anal penetration time for corporations. Gayport service is currently available at four major U.S. airports and in many hotel chains. Gayport also recently acquired nine Laptop Pal locations in several airports, from which it provides both wireless and wired Internet connections and associated orrifice services.

  6. Settlement is bunk! on How the DOJ/MS Settlement was Reached · · Score: 0

    Critics, including Microsoft competitors and some independent antitrust experts, have said the settlement announced Nov. 2 is inadequate and charged that the company will be able to bypass many of the sanctions because of vague language. Truth be told, the settlement was only reached because Bill performed anal favours for the judge. It is not known at this time whether Bill enjoyed himself or was only doing what was best for the company.

  7. Cooking grass on Iron Chef USA debuts Friday · · Score: 0

    I happened to catch some of the Food Network's Iron Chef marathon and the show boggled my mind. First of all, the freaky rich guy that hosts the thing -- he's insane. There's no two ways about it. The fact that he created the show is a good enough reason. Second, the special ingredient that each competition centers around. I saw one with grass that only grew in a certain area of Japan and cost something like $200 a pound. That's just as insane as the host. Yet somehow they made like ten dishes, all of which had grass as a main ingredient. Who the hell eats grass?!

  8. His co-hosts will be... on Iron Chef USA debuts Friday · · Score: 0

    spock and bones. Kirk: spock, how are they doing with those cabbage rolls? Spock: it seems illogical that should be making cabbage rolls when this is a leak soup competition Bones: damn you and your logic

  9. Remember this also on Internet Tax Ban Extended · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Remember: every time you buy over the internet, an angel gets it up the ass. http://www.sweet-babes.com/asses/f959_62a.jpg

  10. Deep thoughts on Internet Tax Ban Extended · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sometimes when I lie in bed at night and I stick my finger up my ass and then pull it out and sniff it, it smells bad but somehow alluring.

  11. This ban more important on Internet Tax Ban Extended · · Score: 1

    The US government as banned sex for young girls because of recent terrorist acts. Young girls must black and blue wool tassles to symbolise that they cannot have sex. It is said the tradition of preserving maidens' chastity would be policed by traditional police who still preside over much of american society.