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  1. Re:Elf Foundation on 802.11b on your Tivo · · Score: -1

    Can I borrow your daughter? I will bring her back in good condition.

  2. Re:YOYOYOYOYO IM A PiRATE on 802.11b on your Tivo · · Score: -1

    Sir, this parrot is dead.

  3. Re:My Andover.net Job Application on 802.11b on your Tivo · · Score: -1

    You are so convincingly anti MS that I though you were Richard Stallman in person.

  4. Re:ep on Mission Critical Linux in Trouble · · Score: -1

    She sees my schlong quite often, I'm screwing her while you are not looking.

  5. Re:Conscientous Objecter to the Troll Library?! on College Students Are Buying More, Warez-ing Less · · Score: -1

    You could sign up for a paypal account.

  6. Re:Sounds wrong to me on Abusing the GPL? · · Score: -1

    If you are not a lawyer then just shut the fuck up, mmmmmkay? The guy is looking for actual advises, not your pretentious dim witted babbling. Now choke and die, thanks.

  7. Re:Linuxslash on Xft Hack Improves Antialiased Font Rendering · · Score: -1

    Why don't you leave this world. A single shot and you are gone.

  8. Re:first fp on Xft Hack Improves Antialiased Font Rendering · · Score: -1

    Your girlfriend used to be a male. Give your ass a fee days to heal.

  9. Re:How to masturbate on a bus and not get caught. on Xft Hack Improves Antialiased Font Rendering · · Score: -1

    Thanks for your advices. As an additional note. I masturbated succesfully in a crowded bus without getting arrested by wearing a paper bag on my head. I'm a clever one.

  10. Re:Ballmer says... on Allchin Admits MSFT Violated the Law · · Score: -1

    Is it cuz I is black?

  11. Re:Ballmer says... on Allchin Admits MSFT Violated the Law · · Score: -1

    Your mom did it for a quarter, what a ho.

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  13. Re:Typical Chinese solution on China Wants Out of Spam Blocks · · Score: -1

    whaaaa!

  14. Re:Serves em right on China Wants Out of Spam Blocks · · Score: -1

    Chinks eat rice with chicken or rice with everything else. What a bunch of wacko.

  15. Re:Following this logic... on Disney Blames Apple For Music Piracy · · Score: -1

    Or, in your case, short penis.

    I'm not wearing pants at work.

  16. Re:Sue Microsoft. on Disney Blames Apple For Music Piracy · · Score: -1

    Shut the fark up or else I smash your testes through your cranium with a shovel.

  17. hi mom! on Disney Blames Apple For Music Piracy · · Score: -1

    How many apples can you fit up your ass? Without lube?

    The fine print: The Goatse.cx guy not eligible.

  18. Re:On the topic of reclaiming Slashdot: on Kazaa Conundrum -- The Plot Thickens · · Score: -1

    What I really want is the possibility to filter out posts higher than -1.

    Seriously. The single reason I read /. is for the trolls. Most of them are funny as hell, two thumbs up, keep up the good work folks.

    Unlike the low life geeks at +2 to +5 and their annoying wishful thinking. Come on, retards! Get laid or something, your pseudo-technical bragging is boring us to death.

    And the articles are worthless or merely a cut n past from other news sites. The /. janitors should be shot on the spot.

  19. Re:Hmmmm on Scientific American Article: Internet-Spanning OS · · Score: -1

    But will it shape the size of my cock?

  20. Re:Blah, too much coffee today! on On the (Im)possibility of Obfuscating Programs · · Score: -1

    I'll tell you why. You are awake because your ass is still sore from the past intercourse you had with Bubba. Apply lube next time.

  21. Re:software protection on On the (Im)possibility of Obfuscating Programs · · Score: -1

    And please consider calling it GNU/Software in the name of Jabba Da Springfield, teh greatest of thou all.

  22. Re:proofs on On the (Im)possibility of Obfuscating Programs · · Score: -1

    You sir are watching too much Temptation Island or something. You need to get a life.

  23. Re:I don't know about you... on On the (Im)possibility of Obfuscating Programs · · Score: -1

    I don't know about me either, I'm too drunk.

  24. Re:The many shortcomings of Linux on On the (Im)possibility of Obfuscating Programs · · Score: -1

    I theoretically got first post. You though you got it, but you would have to prove it mathematically.

  25. Re:Liar. on PC Games To Help Public Policy Initiatives · · Score: -1

    What? "Gay-bar"?