User: stupidNewbie

Re:What's really scary

On: Three-Dimensional Structure of HIV Revealed

If only I had some mod time I would +5 funny... even insightful... after all, that creepy Burger King dude always looks like he's up to something sinister... replete with the wicked grin... muahahhahhahahaaa

Ben Rothlisburger there done that

On: Spacecraft, Heal Thyself

Sound like the smelly green goo inside of my bicycle tires... or fix-a-flat... same idea just in small capsules embedded

This was not an accident people!

On: ISS Food Shortage Cause Revealed

The Americans were testing the effects of Medical Marijuana in space. Consequently, it was necessary to measure how weightlessness affects the munchies. Of course they didn't remember how much they ate.. they were stoned. Dude... We're high *and* we're high! Now where did that freeze dried ice cream go?

ha!

On: Old-school Nerdy Comics

that sounds about as cheezy as BiClops from the Simpsons episode where Bart & Milhouse are managing a comic book shop...

why... "The Man With Two Brains" of course

On: What's Your Favorite Underappreciated Movie?

if you do anything important this year, be sure one of them is watching this Steve Martin classic.... that and "The Thing"

Re:Pessimists

On: HP Must Defend Half-Empty "Economy" Ink Cartridges

no... the post actually says "half-full" not half empty... good joke... but bad timing

this is all bass ackwards!

On: Cheating Detector from Georgia Tech

I understand the need to stop cheaters and to prevent some dumb kid who doesn't know anything from graduating and getting a cushy codemonkey job..

but in these places of higher learning they teach trivial stuff like "write a for loop that counts 1 to 100"...

no good debugging skillz.... no design skillz...

no clue how to work on a large software project with a team....

... and since when do employers make a bunch of codemonkeys to the same thing?

in any real software engineering workplace you better learn real fast how to reuse what's out there so you can get the job done FAST

being slow and stupid gets you fired... not making the best of what's out there...

whew... I sure did get emotional there....

Re:Praise Murphy

On: AT&T Broadband To Merge With Comcast Cable

... the article says Microsoft was involved financially... i would bet a whole dollar that the Redmond grip will be felt eventually....

Billy G is knocking @ your door

On: Excite@Home & Comcast/AT&T Reach Agreement

Has anyone heard news about Microsoft's position in all of this?

I heard this morning on Fox News that M$ may be trying to buy into the network... but I can't find any more info on the web.

free (5 domains)... reliable... dns...

On: What to do when your registrar (NSI) ignores you?

Try zoneedit.com