How much more lingering over painfully attractive, bathetic, cloyingly emotive faces can one tolerate before shaving one's head and climbing the nearest water tower? I guess we'll find out.
Nothing to hide, eh? Well, Mr.... Paladin, is it? We have noted via our *camera oscura* that you are using a *proscribed system* called Linux. Disgusting name, really. You are aware, I trust, of the penalties for trafficking in *non-object* code? Did you know that the *un-good, un-binary* code for this disgusting piece of filth is freely traded on the *black network*? I thought not. And I'm sure you'll be happy to submit to a prophylactic *decontamination*.
Winston, I see by our *camera oscura* that you haven't meta-moderated today. As you know, meta-moderation is an important part of *user hygiene*. If you choose not to meta-moderate today, you will loose your bandwidth priviliges for a week. Continued negligence will result in *account termination*.
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How much more lingering over painfully attractive, bathetic, cloyingly emotive faces can one tolerate before shaving one's head and climbing the nearest water tower? I guess we'll find out.
considered harmful,
not evolutionary:
web neanderthal.
This does most of that.
Apple's landsharks still haven't gotten over the *look-and-feel* loss. It's their peculiar obsession; everything looks like a trademark.
Nothing to hide, eh? Well, Mr.... Paladin, is it? We have noted via our *camera oscura* that you are using a *proscribed system* called Linux. Disgusting name, really. You are aware, I trust, of the penalties for trafficking in *non-object* code? Did you know that the *un-good, un-binary* code for this disgusting piece of filth is freely traded on the *black network*? I thought not. And I'm sure you'll be happy to submit to a prophylactic *decontamination*.
You'll need to *happy-boot*, of course.
Winston, I see by our *camera oscura* that you haven't meta-moderated today. As you know, meta-moderation is an important part of *user hygiene*. If you choose not to meta-moderate today, you will loose your bandwidth priviliges for a week. Continued negligence will result in *account termination*.
brag up new server
kind soul links us from slashdot
looks like we eat crow