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Info on the LOTR:FOTR DVD

WonderBoy Cox writes "IGN's FilmForce has an interesting article about the much anticipated Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (LOTR:FOTR) DVD coming in the fall of 2002, and the next two movies. According to Jackson The Two Towers is fairly complete in rough cut and Return of the King is coming along nicely. "Both films will be between two-and-a-half and three hours in length with 500 to 600 effects shots, much like the first movie." But, the best part, is that he DVD will have around 30 to 40 minutes of extra footage! "

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  1. This was expected.... by FortKnox · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...but getting the news from "Wonderboy Cox"?

    I wasn't prepared for that!

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    1. Re:This was expected.... by zhensel · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's kind of a clever handle. If you've ever read "The Natural," you've probably noticed that Robert Redford's (sorry, I forgot the character name, so I'll reference the film) bat is the most undeniably phallic item in most any novel you've read. My sophomore english teacher (in high school) refused to acknowledge this and suffered greatly in class. Oh yes, the bat's named Wonderboy for what it's worth. I really don't think I could've gotten through that terror of a book without all the phallic references, so I'm happy for it. A nonstop chuckle fest for me.

    2. Re:This was expected.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the song "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D is related or inspired by this at all...

    3. Re:This was expected.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood will pay dearly for their Chubby Cox.

    4. Re:This was expected.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roy Hobbes. His name was Roy Hobbes.

  2. Arwen Rewrite by _Neurotic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps they will have the option of "un" expanding Arwen's role... ech.. ;-)

    Justin

    1. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Quizme2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      30 to 40 mins. of that steamy Liv Taylor scene...no wait that would a different movie, but I would like to know why Peter Jackson didn't include a wet t-shirt scene when she was escaping the ring wraiths in the river. Think DVD pause and Zoom.

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    2. Re:Arwen Rewrite by akiaki007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now, why would you want to do that. I enjoy seeing Liv more. While it might change the story line a little bit. The sappy girls that tag along will have something to look forward to as well. I mean, there _were_ only two women in the movie, and one of them turned out to freak the hell out of me.

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    3. Re:Arwen Rewrite by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm sorry, was that a little too much Liv Tyler as the hottie elf Arwen ? Give me a break guys. I love LOTR too, but damn if I don't question your sexuality when you would trade screen time of Liv-Tyler-as-a-hottie-elf for a minor minor change in the FOTR storyline.

      I was ready to see the entire storyline modified so that she could become part of the Fellowship. The Fellowship is something of a sausage-fest, you must admit.

    4. Re:Arwen Rewrite by _Neurotic · · Score: 1

      To rephrase, I am basically OK with the romantic stuff, but her replacement of Glorfindel (not to mention the general borking of the ford scene) is more than I can condone.

    5. Re:Arwen Rewrite by dinivin · · Score: 1

      Minor change? Are you kidding? Replacing Legolas with her in those scenes was much more than a minor change.

      Dinivin

    6. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Ringwraith · · Score: 1

      She replaces Glorifindel in her horse chase scenes, not Legolas. He doesn't show up until Rivendell.

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    7. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Have+Blue · · Score: 2

      Don't you mean Glorfindel?

    8. Re:Arwen Rewrite by dinivin · · Score: 1


      Open mouth, insert foot.

      Of course, you're right. I'm mixing up my elves.

      Dinivin

    9. Re:Arwen Rewrite by dinivin · · Score: 1


      You're right :-)

      Obviously I can't claim that it was much more than a minor change if even I can't keep that character straight in my head.

      Dinivin

    10. Re:Arwen Rewrite by ZaMoose · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wouldn't mix my elves. It's rather like mixing your alcohol: leaves you feeling rather strange and, more often than not, with a terrible headache.

      Plus, they're pretty good shots, so you just might end up with an arrow in the eye.

      Just ask the Yrch.

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    11. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 4, Funny
      I would like to know why Peter Jackson didn't include a wet t-shirt scene when she was escaping the ring wraiths in the river. Think DVD pause and Zoom.

      Well. I thought the film couldn't have been improved. Apparently, I was wrong.

    12. Re:Arwen Rewrite by gaudior · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Borking the ford scene?!?!

      That was excellently rendered. And combining Arwen with Glorfindal does NOTHING to wreck the story. (RANT ON)I have really had it with the nit-pickers. 'Oh, the left out Tom Bombadil', 'Oh, Arwen shows up for more than 2 sentences.' For God's Sake, did you want a 10 hour movie? Why don't you just listen to the Books on Tape? I really appreciate what Peter Jackson has done. It is clear that he LOVES the books, and has done a masterful job in CREATING the story for the screen. Just look back at the Rankin-Bass version of the Hobbit and Return of the King for examples of how NOT to do it. (Oh, also Ralph Bakshe's(sp), POS). I knew what was going to happen, and I still wept when Boromir died. I cheered when when Aragorn said, 'Let's hunt some Orc.'

      That is what made this one of the best movies I have seen, and perhaps the best adaptation of the LOTR possible.

    13. Re:Arwen Rewrite by gilroy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Blockquoth the poster:

      but her replacement of Glorfindel (not to mention the general borking of the ford scene) is more than I can condone.

      Gonna have to disagree on this. We did not need Yet Another Elf who would show up, do one thing, and vanish without any explanation. It makes a lot of sense to put Glorfindel's role into Arwen's.


      The only verb sense of "borking" I can bring to mind is to deny a Supreme Court justice a seat based on his past writings, so I'm not sure how that applies to the ford. :)

    14. Re:Arwen Rewrite by WotanKhan · · Score: 5, Insightful
      SPOILERS BELOW:

      As a long-time Tolkienophile ;), I was as concerned as anyone with the rumoured revisions to the story. I even penned a message to Jackson a year or so ago about the Arwen change, pleading with him to be true to the book.

      After my second viewing, the movie is obviously a labour of love on the part of a true fan. Having read the books umpteen times, each deviation from the text obviously jumps out at me, but I can clearly see how the changes help to convey the essence of the story, within the constraints of the different medium.

      Merging the role of Glorfindel and Arwen makes perfect sense when you consider her lineage, and conveys much more Tolkien's sense of the role of women in the struggles of Middle-earth, and the unions of elves and man. It also helps to illuminate the transition of Aragorns character from rootless wanderer to heir of Gondor.

      I liked very much the addition of Aragorn wilfully releasing Frodo to travel to Mordor alone, and the ring calling his name in temptation was nice touch. I got perfect chills from the shot of the ring reflecting the arguing councilmembers and faintly reciting its inscription in the tongue of Mordor. Other touches, such as Frodo solving the riddle of the gates of Moria, further conveyed the themes of the book, better perhaps than strict adherence to the original story.

      About the only nits I have to pick, which are really more stylistic differences, are the role of Saruman, and the heavy editing of the Lothlorien segment. I think that compelling dialogue and a skillful actor could have made much of Saruman's cunning arts of persuasion, though I will allow that the visual approach is compelling. I have high hopes for the extra footage on the DVD to flesh out the Lothlorien portion. But I have to really work to find criticism, when on the whole I was absolutely thrilled with the movie. The pervasive use of dialogue drawn straight from the book, authentic pronunciation, great casting, acting and direction, all the little touches have produced a classic in its own right.

      Peter Jackson thank you!!!

    15. Re:Arwen Rewrite by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wasn't offended by the Arwen changes at all. The books are chock full of "minor" characters who have huge backstories. If I recall, it was Glorfindel who met Aragorn and the Hobbits by the ford in the book Glorfindel was a very important and powerful elf, one who could seriously challenge the Ringwraiths, if you knew his backstory.

      This kind of apparently throwaway detail is part of the geeky appeal of the LOTR book, but it contributes nothing to movie making. Movies work better when they use characters more economically. The animated LOTR did something similar -- Aragorn and the Hobbits were met by Legolas. Whatever the weaknesses of the animated version, this detail is seldom criticized despite the fact is makes no sense. The need to do something like this is obvious, once you get away from the fear that the book is being updated for some politically correct feminist agenda.

      Using Arwen for this scene was actually (IMO) a stroke of genius, because it avoided introducing a throwaway character and allowed the movie to introduce the Aragorn/Arwen romance, which was canonical but not part of the original book's narrative. I view the problem as this: the material outside of the main narrative (i.e. the appendices) is essential to the book, but unfortunately movies don't come with appendices. Well maybe with DVDs they do, but the movie is better this way than if it had followed the canonical narrative slavishly. This allows the movie to show more of the details of middle-earth in a way that (1) works in a movie, (2) doesn't leave the unititated confused and (3) does no significant damage to the important themes and narrative lines of the book. Sounds like a win to me.

      Another instance is how the details of Saruman's treachery were shown rather than told at the Council of Elrond. Jackson rightly pointed out that the book devotes something like thirty or forty pages to what is essentially a committee meeting. The movie medium works better by showing than telling (although I do have some issues with how it was shown).

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    16. Re:Arwen Rewrite by marktwain · · Score: 1

      only one reason of many that LOTR should never have been made into a movie in the first place.... read the book, don't see the movies.....

    17. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must agree with you. I too thought it was perfect, but now I see the error of my ways.

    18. Re:Arwen Rewrite by roju · · Score: 3, Interesting
      For God's Sake, did you want a 10 hour movie?

      Sure, why not? Besides, in my mind, it wouldn't take an extra 7 hours to add what they missed. I think PJ did an excellent job, however my main complaint was that Jackson focused to much on the 'epic' bits of the story, and so missed out on lots that made the adventure memorable for all the readers.

      The problem is, the books are enjoyable because they tell a story, and they tell it well. I don't claim that Tolkien is the best author ever, but his attention to detail made the story more vivid (unlike Jordan's attention to EVERY FUCKING THING EVER which after chapters of talking made me want to burn his books... but I digress). Sure, the epic moments are, well, epic. But the smaller moments make the books feel more like a real story.

      The whole Arwen/Glorfindal doesn't really bother me, the movie has to try to appeal to others than us nerds who've actually managed to finish the Silmarillion. However, I missed Legolas and Gimli's little tiffs and growing friendship. It was hinted at during the Counsil of Elrond, but not really explored. During the books, that whole relationship makes for an interesting and sometimes humorus departure from the main storyline.

      I personally was pained by the way Lorien was glossed over. In the books, we get a sense of restfulness and relaxation. In the movie, they show up, Galadriel does her crazy weird freaky thing, then they leave. No rest, no relaxation. How about Gimli falling in love with Galadriel? When does he have a chance? He's only in the Woods for like 5 minutes. And that whole blindfolding thing when they enter the woods. That was key character development. arr.

      Well, just a couple of things that've been bothering me. All-in-all, it seems to me that that 30-40 minutes of promised extra footage might just do the trick.

    19. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Kwikymart · · Score: 1

      On a serious note, I would prefer it if they held perfectly to the book (sans Tom Bambadil). I would love it if they made a 6 hour movie! I know, however, that would never work for hollywood.

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    20. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I wanted to watch Liv Tyler I would see an Aerosmith music video.

    21. Re:Arwen Rewrite by roca · · Score: 2

      The giving of the gifts scene in Lothlorien, plus the part where Gimli falls for Galadriel, were both filmed. Hopefully they'll be on the DVD.

    22. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Tet · · Score: 2
      For God's Sake, did you want a 10 hour movie?

      Personally speaking, yes, if that's what it takes to do the books justice. Perhaps Glorfindel doesn't add anything much to the story, but why arbitrarily replace the character? What does that add to the story? I appreciate that the film I want to see would be too long to make economic sense, but I feel it would be a better result. Don't get me wrong, I thought it was a great film -- I just think it could have been better. The reforging of Narsil, for example, is an important part of the story, yet was barely mentioned in the film at all. Perhaps it'll show up in the DVD. We can only hope. The thing is, the books were such an important part of my childhood that to arbitrarily change them will never do them justice in my eyes. The bits that were kept faithful to the books were stunning. It just grates that he didn't do that all the way through.

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    23. Re:Arwen Rewrite by weatherbee · · Score: 2, Funny
      only one reason of many that LOTR should never have been made into a movie in the first place.... read the book, don't see the movies.....

      Yes, stay right there in your hobbit-hole with your books and don't even think about going on any adventures in the scary wild world! It's not safe!

      Sheesh. If Bilbo had kept thinking like that, we wouldn't have had any story at all!

    24. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Xouba · · Score: 1
      the movie has to try to appeal to others than us nerds who've actually managed to finish the Silmarillion

      WHAT? Did you mean that you didn't read it at least twice?

      Heresy!

      (just joking, of course; though I read it several times myself, I don't want to convert this to a "let's see who's got the bigger -- ehm, I mean, who's read the book more times" discussion ;-))

    25. Re:Arwen Rewrite by totallygeek · · Score: 2
      Using Arwen for this scene was actually (IMO) a stroke of genius, because it avoided introducing a throwaway character and allowed the movie to introduce the Aragorn/Arwen romance...


      I thought it was good too that she was responsible for the flooding of the wraiths. To use Elrond for this without his formal introduction into the story would have lost most people.

    26. Re:Arwen Rewrite by acroyear · · Score: 4, Interesting
      on authentic pronunciation, they even went as far as the dialog coach heavily reviewing the appendices of RotK and other notes scattered throughout Chris's compilations of JRRs notes and drafts.

      McKellen has this to say in his grey book diary:

      For instance, I have to learn a new pronunciation. All this time we have being saying "palanTIR" instead of the Old English stress on the first syllable. Just as the word was about to be committed to the soundtrack, a correction came from Andrew Jack, the Dialect Coach; he taught me a Norfolk accent for Restoration, and for LOTR he supervises accents, languages and all things vocal. Palantir, being strictly of elvish origin should follow Tolkien's rule that the syllable before a double consonant should be stressed - "paLANTir" making a sound which is close to "lantern."

      Talk about picky...when director's license wasn't changing things for the film media, the care for accuracy is astounding at times...

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    27. Re:Arwen Rewrite by nomadic · · Score: 2


      Gonna have to disagree on this. We did not need Yet Another Elf who would show up, do one thing, and vanish without any explanation. It makes a lot of sense to put Glorfindel's role into Arwen's.


      If it did why didn't Tolkien do it?

    28. Re: Arwen Rewrite by rsborg · · Score: 1

      I think PJ did an excellent job, however my main complaint was that Jackson focused to much on the 'epic' bits of the story, and so missed out on lots that made the adventure memorable for all the readers.

      Notice: for every one of you there are probably a hundred other movie watchers who would have thought exactly opposite. Yes, PJ needs to stay true to the book, but no, he does not need to keep everything the same.

      Two other things:
      1) There are a total of two main female characters in this movie, and you think one of them got too much time? My girlfriend really empathized in the romantic scene with Arwen and Aragorn.

      2) You cannot make a good movie by just writing out everything in the book. Look at all the things that were added in: the scenery of what the ringwearer actually saw, the imagery of the "eye" of sauron, etc. I don't remember such detail in the book, and I doubt it could have as easily conveyed it to me.

      Well, just a couple of things that've been bothering me. All-in-all, it seems to me that that 30-40 minutes of promised extra footage might just do the trick.

      Agreed. that's what I'm thinking as well.

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    29. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      bilbo did think like that. gandalf forced him out, and "tricked" (not the best word, but the most appropriate one that comes to mind) him into going with the dwarfs.

    30. Re:Arwen Rewrite by smaug195 · · Score: 1

      If you read the silmarillion and other tolkien works Glorfindel has a big part there. For a movie however, especially one many people will see that are not tolkien nerds, it makes sense to cut him.

    31. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Mtgman · · Score: 1

      Merging the role of Glorfindel and Arwen makes perfect sense when you consider her lineage, and conveys much more Tolkien's sense of the role of women in the struggles of Middle-earth, and the unions of elves and man. It also helps to illuminate the transition of Aragorns character from rootless wanderer to heir of Gondor.

      I don't have a problem with leaving out Glorfindel, he was an ancient elf-lord and we wouldn't have had time to explore even a fraction of his character/history in a film. Using Arwen there was fine with me. But, Aragorn was not a rootless wanderer. The Dunedain of the north never forgot their history or heritage, although they were forgotton by the south.

      Places where the activity and the feelings were preserved in the movie version even though the characters may have been changed are fine with me. Places where the feelings and activities were changed bug me. I submit the following list:

      Aragorn being known to Boromir instead of being unknown.

      Frodo doing his damnedst to give away the ring at every opportunity and leaving it in the envelope in the trunk for years. Jackson has done a good job showing everyone's desire for the ring EXCEPT Frodo! Why can't you show us that Frodo was obsessed with it?

      Saruman being able to control/influence the weather in the passes over Carahadras.
      Not re-forging Narsil, but preserving it as an important legend.

      The deus ex machina in the final battle of the Last Alliance of Men and Elves where Isildur makes a wild strike with the shards of Narsil and just happens to chop the ring from Sauron's finger. Damnit, in the book the Last Alliance beat Sauron fair and square, tore down what they could of Barad dur and built watchtowers in Mordor. The ring was cut from his hand after Gil-Galad and Elendil had killed him(well, mostly dead at least).

      Ah well. Still it was a pretty good adaptation of a book that I always knew would be really difficult to adapt to a screenplay. I'll watch it again with a less critical eye someday.

      Steven

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    32. Re:Arwen Rewrite by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with cutting things out, but there's no reason to put in stuff that wasn't in the book.

    33. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well how the bloody hell else do you cut him without reassigning that part to someone else? It worked for the movie. It made sense for the movie.

    34. Re:Arwen Rewrite by nomadic · · Score: 1

      So make it Glorfindel. Why the hell change it to Arwen anyway?

    35. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      It would probably not work for film in general. They are different mediums, and flow and continuity and the ability to maintain different types of ideas in memory and reference them is distinct. Peter Greenaway has noted that, as compared to written text, film is really not very good at telling stories of any complexity; it is better at being a visual representation of the elements of simpler stories, like painting. Including Tom Bombodil might be truer to the structure of the story, but possibly at the cost of bringing over the feel of the story, and the palpable sense of time and place.

    36. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Ashok · · Score: 1

      ISTR seeing the gifts bit in a trailer

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    37. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      If it did why didn't Tolkien do it?

      Because Tolkien wasn't writing a screenplay.

    38. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Replacing Legolas with her in those scenes was much more than a minor change.

      (YM Glorfindel). Yes, it was an improvement. They replaced a character who was inconsequential to the story with a character who turns out to be important later on. Well done, I say.

    39. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Legolas who shows up at the ford in the shitty animated version. That's where he's got confused.

    40. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Crio · · Score: 1

      May be my memory is failing, but:

      In the film Boromir did not know about Aragorn before he was presented by Legolas at the Council as "descenadant of Isildur, heir of the throne of Gondor". Sure, Boromir knew about existence of such a heir.

      Honestly, I do not remember Frodo exhibiting any obsession with the ring in the book until much later in the story (time of actually keeping it on himself counts, most probably). May be, slightest sign of it with Bilbo, but nothing more.

      I believe, Narsil was reforged later and presented to Aragorn by don't-remember-who together with the Gondor's banner, made by Arwen.

      I don't remember who exactly was tinkering with the weather on the Caradras (Sauron or Saruman), but it was certainly affected by magic - there is nice scene in the book where Legolas discover that the snowstorm exist on a quite limited space.

      I agree with you on the matter of scene of killing of Sauron. I also think the whole prehistory of the ring would fit better to the point where Gandalf discovers it or to the time of Council (as in the book), but PJ was in position for better judgement :)

    41. Re:Arwen Rewrite by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      If it did why didn't Tolkien do it?


      Because, sometimes, authors aren't perfect. It takes nothing away from the breath-taking audacity of Tolkein's genius to note that there are small places that things could be tightened up.


      Also, isn't Glorfindel a bigger player in the Similarion(sp?)? Tolkein had a different tapestry in mind than just the War of the Rings. I still think Jackson's call was the right one for the movie.

    42. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Because it gets your panties in a bunch. That's worth it all by itself.

    43. Re:Arwen Rewrite by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Reaaal mature there sonny. I haven't even seen the damn movie, I'm just curious as to why they'd supposedly follow the book so closely, then start making stuff up.

    44. Re:Arwen Rewrite by mrhartwig · · Score: 1

      How about as flashbacks at appropriate times?

    45. Re:Arwen Rewrite by mrhartwig · · Score: 1

      Also, isn't Glorfindel a bigger player in the Similarion(sp?)?

      Different Glorifindel. The first one was killed while killing a Balrog during the escape from the fall of Gondolin.

    46. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Come on man, you got to pee sometime with all that soda & popcorn & all.

      Jaysyn

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    47. Re:Arwen Rewrite by thanq · · Score: 1
      If it did why didn't Tolkien do it?

      The movie had to be cut down to 3 hours or pops and kids wouldn't be able to watch it all and would get pissed and never come again.

      The book, in turn, is what.... 400 pages long and it takes you 10+ hours to get through it?

      And you can take a rest from the book and come back to exploring an explanations of every detail, as with the movie you cant?

      Those are the major reasons I can think of.

    48. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Zspdude · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid not... There's a horrible feeling in my gut right now(always trust the gut) that Jackson has plans for Arwen. If I know anything at all about Hollywood, all the evidence points towards one conclusion for me. Jackson is painting Arwen and Aragorn to be the love interest/romance of the film(Hollywood law dictates any film must have a love interest). Although this did exist in the book, it was far too background for a screenplay, and I suspect Jackson is going to play this up and develop their relationship in a large way... My worst fear is that Arwen is going to replace Eowyn(spelling?) in the Two Towers. Eowyn had a crush on Aragorn anyway, and from a directing point of view, this would get Arwen to Gondor, where she play an active role, be onscreen with Aragorn a good deal(remember the scene where Eowyn begs Aragorn not to take the Paths of the Dead? That could be real romantic dynamite:just replace Eowyn with Arwen...) and this would allow for some major romance. It's a logical step to be taken from a directing point of view. It's also my worst nightmare...(What will Faramir do now?? Will he be forced to remain single??) I hope it's not true, but I'm seriously afraid that Arwen's role will only ever get bigger at the expense of the plot.

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    49. Re:Arwen Rewrite by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      I just re-read the FOTR book after the movie and realized that in many places where I thought the movie deviated, it was actually spot-on and my memory was bad. Some of the things you cite are like this. Frodo really *did* try to pass on the ring to a lot of people in the book. The place where he *stopped* doing that was after seeing how it affected Galadriel - that scared him into realizing he can't do that anymore.

      As for his obsession with the ring, that doesn't start yet. In FOTR he isn't all that corrupted by it yet - it's not until later (the next 2 books) that it becomes hard for him to keep his mind off it.

      Saruman *did* affect the pass at Caradharas, or at least Gandalf suspected so.

      I also don't mind deleting Glorfindel. He doesn't appear for very long in the book, and in a movie it's a bad idea to spend precious time fleshing out a character that is never going to be seen again 15 minutes later in the film.

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    50. Re:Arwen Rewrite by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Uhm - she *was* responsible for the flooding, even in the book. The change is that in the book she wasn't actually *at* the riverbank at the time. She sang her spell from back home and the reader only hears about it seconhand when other characters mention this.

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    51. Re:Arwen Rewrite by nath_de · · Score: 1

      AFAIR it is mentioned in the book (by Gandalf) that Elrond and Gandalf where responsible for the flood.

    52. Re:Arwen Rewrite by _Neurotic · · Score: 1

      As scary as that is and as much as I would hate it, it is thankfully not the case. Eowyn's part has already been cast and is confimred on the official website.

      BTW here is the link to my review of FOTR, which details my gripes and likes nicely:

      http://theonering.net/movie/reviews/review.php?id= 5573

      Justin

    53. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Abreu · · Score: 1
      Very true.

      Actually that's also why some things that are subtle in the book (i.e. Galadriel's dilemma when Frodo offers her the ring) is made obvious in the movie (changes in light and vast ammounts of cavernous reverb)


      Movie adaptations from a book are always going to have some painful additions/substractions because film and literature are very different languages.

      In a film context, you have to let the audience know that the ring is incredibly powerful and capable of corrupting the wise and powerful in much less time that is allowed in a book format, where the author can let us know what everybody is thinking and has 1000+ pages to explain it.

      The screenwriter has to let us know the same in a few seconds, so he/she has to include not-so-subtle-clues so that even if you blinked for a second while putting popcorn in your mouth you would be able to understand what is happening.

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    54. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Abreu · · Score: 1

      For God's Sake, did you want a 10 hour movie?

      Personally speaking, yes, if that's what it takes to do the books justice.


      Do you have any f*ing idea how much that would cost?? No studio exec in the whole world (much less hollywood) would have approven of such a monster.

      Are you saying that, because you need 10 hours just to accurately portray FOTR, the movie shouldnt have been done?

      C'mon, they did a marvelous job considering the budget and time constraints!

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    55. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Abreu · · Score: 1

      So make it Glorfindel. Why the hell change it to Arwen anyway?

      Because you need the Arwen character to give Aragorn a motivation... Duh!

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    56. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Abreu · · Score: 1
      Same Glorfindel, he was allowed to leave the halls of Mandos and return to Middle earth at some point in the second age.


      <sarcasm>...so not only elves are immortal, but when they are killed they can choose to return to life!</sarcasm>

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    57. Re: Arwen Rewrite by roju · · Score: 1
      I hope you're addressing those other things to people in general, as opposed to specifically me, because you are refuting points I never actually state.

      In essence, it appears that you and I agree. I think it was smart to up Arwen's role (I just personally wish it wasn't Liv Tylor; she just doesn't seem Elvish to me) to provide a more romantic element, I'm always a sucker for romance.

      I never state that I think one of them got too much time, so I hope you're just targeting people who have been stating that.

      Adding stuff is also necessary. I don't comlain that in Moria it was a skeleton instead of a rock being knocked down the well. The eye does come up in the books, but Jackson did a good job of making us FEEL the eye.

      Basically, my main complaint, if not my only complaint, is that there was too much epic and too few moments. I'd like watching the characters trade insults. I'd like watching Gimli and Legolas bond. Another reply mentioned that there is more of Lorien in the cut scenes, so maybe the full version will end my complaints.

      So in the end it looks like we're in agreement. Here's to extra footage.

    58. Re:Arwen Rewrite by SpringRevolt · · Score: 1

      Different Glorfindel, actually. (The first one died.)

    59. Re:Arwen Rewrite by LabRatty · · Score: 1

      Count yourself lucky, she was going to have a very much larger part until the found out some important things about Liv, can't act, doesn't like hard work, is scared of horses, won't wear armour or the like.

      They reshot a lot of scenes so they could remove her and reduce her role from the one first written.

      Ratty

    60. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Mtgman · · Score: 1

      In the film Boromir did not know about Aragorn before he was presented by Legolas at the Council as "descenadant of Isildur, heir of the throne of Gondor". Sure, Boromir knew about existence of such a heir.

      As soon as he was told Aragorn was the son of Arathorn, he knew who he was. In the books the kingdom of Gondor didn't even know what happened to Isildur after he left to go back to Arnor.

      Honestly, I do not remember Frodo exhibiting any obsession with the ring in the book until much later in the story (time of actually keeping it on himself counts, most probably). May be, slightest sign of it with Bilbo, but nothing more.

      He was concerned with losing it when Bombadil was playing with it. After Bombadil made it vanish he was concerned enough with the possiblity of something being wrong with it that he put it on to reassure himself that it was indeed the same ring. He always carried it, just like Bilbo, and often fingered it in his pocket even before he left the Shire.

      I believe, Narsil was reforged later and presented to Aragorn by don't-remember-who together with the Gondor's banner, made by Arwen.

      Narsil was re-forged and re-named Andruil before the company set out from Rivendell.

      I don't remember who exactly was tinkering with the weather on the Caradras (Sauron or Saruman), but it was certainly affected by magic - there is nice scene in the book where Legolas discover that the snowstorm exist on a quite limited space.

      This is a bit of a sticky situation. Carahadras in the books is depicted as having a mind of it's own. Either Aragorn or Gimli(IIRC, may have even been Gandalf) remarks "Carahadras was called 'The Cruel' long before Saruman or even Sauron came to Middle-Earth". But alas, the real reason for the freak snowstorm will never be known. The malicious will of the mountain itself, Sauron, or even Saruman could have been responsible. In Tolkien's world, many things had some kind of sentience and a will of their own.

      I agree with you on the matter of scene of killing of Sauron. I also think the whole prehistory of the ring would fit better to the point where Gandalf discovers it or to the time of Council (as in the book), but PJ was in position for better judgement :)

      In the timeline of the book it takes nearly 17 years for Gandalf to trace the history of the ring after his suspicions are fully awakened at Bilbo's farewell party. Showing that kind of time lapse in a movie would be impractical, but at least they could have left the defeat of Sauron intact. Oh well.

      Steven

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    61. Re:Arwen Rewrite by Hanzie · · Score: 1
      weatherbee wrote:
      Yes, stay right there in your hobbit-hole with your books and don't even think about going on any adventures in the scary wild world! It's not safe!
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  3. Glad to see the speed of the release! by eaddict · · Score: 1

    I guess vendors are not too worried about re-releases, theatre showing,etc. I think they have come to the conclusion that DVD is the way to go. Now when I buy DVD #1, I wait to buy #2, but then a new release of #1 with more interviews and footing comes out so I buy #1a. #3 comes out, there is a new #2 and eventually a set (1a2a3). So now I am the proud owner of 5 DVDs vs 3 VHS.

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  4. Re:WHat do you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can read?

  5. No bloopers & outtakes? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gosh, and here I was waiting for LotR to be released with all new bloopers & outakes...

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    1. Re:No bloopers & outtakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, if the special effects crew wanted to, I'd be willing to go back and see it with Gandalf's spells doing funky blooper stuff (like the dragon firework changes to a giant farting or something...).

      But, then again, I'm willing to see it again without anything extra....

  6. Box set by Ehrine · · Score: 2, Redundant

    The question is, is it worth waiting for the inevitable box-set with all three films in it? I suppose the answer to that question will depends on whether the box-set will contain the same extras or a completely different set (in an attempt to get fans to buy both).

    1. Re:Box set by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      what I want to do, is wait until all 3 movies are released, then I want a total Directors cut, not credits between films, just one big huge 9 hour long film with all the cut scenes. I hope that DVD tech by that time can support this because it would rule!!!!!!!!

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    2. Re:Box set by jspectre · · Score: 1

      and i thought my butt hurt from sitting thru the sci-fi channel's "dune" dvd's in one 5 hr sitting..

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  7. what is the maximum that a dvd can hold? by frankmu · · Score: 1

    sorry, i'm a non techy, but how much can a dvd hold, and would it be physically possible to get all three movies on one disk? of course, one would need a foley catheter and IV hydration to sit through all of them at one sitting!

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    1. Re:what is the maximum that a dvd can hold? by Ehrine · · Score: 1

      The answer to that depends on the number of soundtracks (and the quality of said tracks). I suspect it _could_ be possible, but there'd be no space for anything else... Personally, seeing as DVD's are not _that_ expensive to manufacture, they'd be better off with a DVD per film anyway.

    2. Re:what is the maximum that a dvd can hold? by cisco_rob · · Score: 2, Informative

      from ati.com...

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      What are the main features of the DVD?

      Over 2 hours of very high-quality (better than laser disc) video on a single disc

      Over 8 hours on a double-sided dual layer disc

      Support for wide screen movies

      Some DVD movies allow you to select wide screen or standard screen

      Up to 8 tracks of digital audio for multiple language support

      Up to 32 subtitle/karaoke tracks

      Up to 9 different viewing angles (DVD disc must be encoded with the different angles)

      Automatic "seamless" branching of video for multiple story lines or different ratings of one movie

      Menus and interactive features

      Title, Chapter, and track search

      Durability

      Compact Size

      Language choices

      Parental lock

      Random accessibility

      Dolby Digital AC-3 audio

      How much data can a DVD-ROM disc hold? How is it possible?

      Three advantages allow a DVD-ROM disc to store several times more data than a CD-ROM disc:

      The laser that reads a DVD operates at a higher frequency, which enables it to read data packed more densely on the disc. The new laser technology allows 4.7GB of data to be stored on a single side of a DVD-ROM disc.

      Some DVD discs have a second recording layer on top of the primary layer. This in turn doubles the storage space potentially giving a DVD-ROM disc 8.5GB of data storage.

      Finally, DVD can be recorded on both sides, enabling a maximum of 17GB of storage per disc.

      Every DVD drive must be able to read four kinds of discs. These are; single sided single layer (4.7GB), single sided dual layer (8.5GB), double sided single layer (9.4GB), and double sided double layer (17GB).

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      at 8 hours max, and 2.5 hours per movie, I guess that it would be possible, but I don't know how much room menus, extra features, etc, take up...

      hope that helps..

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    3. Re:what is the maximum that a dvd can hold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be possible at a way-less-than-acceptable compression ratio. I'm wondering if each movie will be split over two DVDs... like the Godfather Part II (running time 3:20). That would make the trilogy fit over six DVD's... never mind the supplemental discs...

    4. Re:what is the maximum that a dvd can hold? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      sorry, i'm a non techy, but how much can a dvd hold, and would it be physically possible to get all three movies on one disk?

      Possibly, but most fanboys would just spring for the multiple disk player anyway. Bring on the bedpans! (or should that be La-Z-Boy pans?)

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    5. Re:what is the maximum that a dvd can hold? by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Informative

      A single DVD-18 would probably hold all three movies, but it would hold little else and you would likely make sacrifices in video and audio quality to squeze everything on there. You would also have to get up at some point to flip the disc, as DVD-18 is dual-sided. You could even probably stuff everything onto a single-sided DVD-9, but kiss any video/audio clarity goodbye.

      Personally I'll be quite happy with three discs with some nice extras, a good Dolby Digital (or dts for those with the support) soundtrack and a well-mastered anamorphic image.

    6. Re:what is the maximum that a dvd can hold? by Giant+Killer · · Score: 1

      well, to be very vague with actual numbers, using normal quality dvd compression, you can get approximately 2 hours on a dvd-5 (single sided, single density w/5 gb of space), 4 hours on a dvd-9 (single sided, double density w/9gb of space), and around the same on a dvd-10 (single sided double density). a dvd-18 (double sided, double density), however, carries twice that with about 8 hours of total footage. again, these are rough numbers.

      but, also keep in mind that dvd-18s are VERY difficult to manufacture, and the process, last i checked about a year ago, resulted in over 50% of the dvds not passing quality control. so, theyre not used very often for a couple of reasons. first, you have to flip them in the middle of the movie if you have more than 4 hours of content, so you might as well use a dvd-9 since its gotta be flipped. second, the cost is prohibitive. two dvd-9s are cheaper to make, and you get the added bonus of getting to put nice happy art on the top of them like those eeevil mpaa audio cds.

      because the movie is approaching 4 hours of footage, i see a couple of options for how they will lay them out for the dvd release of fotr.

      they could take the ben-hur route, a decent example since the running time is 222 minutes, just shy of 4 hours (thats the running time on the vhs, sorry i dont have the dvd with me). they chose to put it on a dvd-18, and split the movie down the middle with the intermission, and add extras documentaries on both sides. but, then again, there is no intermission during fotr. if theyre going to split it down the middle, i bet it would be on 2 dvd-9s.

      they could definitely fit the whole movie onto one dvd-9, but that might start to cut into the audio or video quality. since i imagine that these are important aspects to the dvd presentation, i doubt they will be compromised.

      so, my best bet is that it will be on 2 dvd-9s.

      as a side note, dvd-5s and dvd-9s are easy to tell apart. the data side on the dvd-5 looks a lot like an audio cd, and the dvd-9 is sorta brownish.

  8. Yaah!!! More shtuff to watch! by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    When leaving the theater the one thing on my mind was "Oh man, I wonder how long the Directors Cut is going to be!"

    Heh.

    How much do you want to bet that after all three movies have been released that they will go about and release a newer 'more uncut' version of each movie ala Star Wars (just alot more extra footage. :) )

    Oh well, even if it is an obvious scam to make more money, I'd still buy them, hehe.

  9. I wish, I wish upon a star, by soupforare · · Score: 1

    Will it be released on laserdisc?
    Anywhere, that is, I'm used to importing stuff :P

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    1. Re:I wish, I wish upon a star, by gaudior · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Laserdisc, do you know when an MP3 player will be available for my Kaypro? I've been waiting a long time.

    2. Re:I wish, I wish upon a star, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah about the same time, the Quake 3 for the Commodore 64 ships...

  10. I think I'll wait for the box set... by billmaly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Inevitably, there will be a box set of all 3 films sold, sometime around 2004 or 2005 (just in time for Christmas I am sure!). No doubt, the box set will be a no holds barred affair, lots of extras, behind the scenes, cut scenes, booklets, etc. This no doubt will be the one to own. I'm glad that FOTR is being released singly, but I'll wait and buy the full package with all the trimmings.

    1. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 0

      word. I have been collecting all the cowboy bebop dvd's. And just when I need the last one, they release all of them in a box set for about 150 bucks. I would have waited if I'd known.

    2. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Foochar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or if he follows the George Lucas theory of releases it will be as follows:

      1) Fellowship of the Ring
      2) Fellowship of the Ring with extra features
      3) Two Towers, with redesigned packaging
      4) Fellowship of the ring with packaging to match
      4) Two Towers with extra features
      5) Return of the King with redesigned packaging
      6) Fellowship with packaging to match
      7) Two Towers with packaging to match
      8) Return of the King with special features
      9) Complete boxed set

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    3. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      You better add a couple of VHS editions if you're going the Lucas route.

      On a side note, when the heck are Lucas and Spielberg going to release an Indiana Jones DVD box set? I've got the VHS edition, but my VCR isn't hooked up and I do so hate turning those coax nuts with my bare fingers... *sigh*

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    4. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by dschuetz · · Score: 2, Informative

      ....
      > 3) Two Towers, with redesigned packaging
      > 4) Fellowship of the ring with packaging to match
      ...

      How's this any different than what's already done by the publisher for the books? How many different versions (covers, sizes, sets, etc.) of LOTR are there on the shelves at your local Borders *right now*? It's flat-out amazing.

      The sad thing is that most of the new paperback copies of LOTR all feature covers with photos from the movie. I used to have a paperback (maybe early 80's) with some really nice artwork, that I'd much prefer to have on hand for casual reading (so I don't damage my nice red-leather copy), but they've disappeared. And they were probably 5 covers ago.

      So, really, in a way, it's a new thing that you buy some kind of software (book, movie) in a package that's the same forever. Publishers are (or seem to be ) used to repackaging stuff every now and then...

    5. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      10) Two Towers with a scene altered so that it appears that Solo^H^H^H^HFrodo fired in defense.

    6. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by ftobin · · Score: 1

      10) Two Towers with a scene altered so that it appears that Solo^H^H^H^HFrodo fired in defense.

      I'm missing the reference herecare to enlighten?

    7. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by gnugnugnu · · Score: 1

      in star wars IV a new hope, special edition the scene where Han Solo shoots Greedo in the Mos Eisley Cantina was changed.
      originally Han could clearly be seen shooting first, but in the Special Edition Greedo shot first (but way off target, like a threat) and Han shot him as if i defense

    8. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by eris_crow · · Score: 1

      And let's not forget that 20 years from now we'll have "Fellowship of the Ring: Special Edition" with all the holographic effects that PJ really wanted to do originally.

    9. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is talks of a final indiana jones movie. cool. it is suposed to be about finding atlantis and stuff....surely fewer huge stunts done by ford, but still I am glad they are doing a 4th film, it has been to long. after that, they will probably release the box set....oh wait, lucas will release the box set just before the official anouncement of the next film, thatway, people wil buy the last film when it comes out, then buy the box set of all 4 with one of those clever binding pictures.

    10. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      Nawww. They just want to sell more copies of those endless "Artwork of Middle Earth" books and are sick of us freeloaders getting our fill from the covers.

      This edition, which comes with the Hobbit, as well, has some semi-groovy, non-movie cover art too. It's the copy I picked up last year at my local B&N.

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    11. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when's Episode I (The Hobbit) coming out?

      *ducks*
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    12. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by de_boer_man · · Score: 1

      That would be more like...
      9) Complete boxed set, the LAST TIME THE TRILOGY WILL EVER BE AVAILABLE IN THIS FORMAT!
      10) Complete enhanced boxed set with new footage and digital effects.

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    13. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both the Indiana Jones and Back to the Future trilogies will be released on DVD sometime in the next 1-2 years.

    14. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Nerds · · Score: 2

      How many different versions (covers, sizes, sets, etc.) of LOTR are there on the shelves at your local Borders *right now*?

      One. Back in the day I read my dad's copy of the book, and with the movie out I figured I'd finally get my own copy. The only one I could find (at two Borders and a B&N) is the cheesy paperback with Elija (sp?) Wood's picture on the cover. Couldn't bring myself to buy that one, so I guess I'll order it a the B&N website...

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    15. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2
      Universal did some stupid stuff with their European movie rights. Basically they don't make any money on those because of a deal with Columbia and they will wait with some blockbuster Spielberg releases until the deal is expired.


      See also the Back To The Future DVD page.

    16. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2

      ThinkGeek has a nice LOTR set as well. I've seen many more versions, though. Of course the book is decades old, in which case several editions are more justified than planned marketing attempts.

    17. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget the special edition with the new song-and-dance number by Elrond.

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    18. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Eimi+Metamorphoumai · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That'll be "The Hobbit" special edition, where Gollum wagers the Ring in the Riddle game.


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    19. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Funny

      9) Complete boxed set

      And then:

      10) Re-release in theatres with special CGI effects, such as: An additional 'ring' of flame exploding around Mount Doom when the ring is finally destroyed; instead of Gandalf destroying the bridge at Khazad-dum, the Balrog takes a potshot at him underneath the table, THEN Gandalf destroys the bridge!

      11) Prequel: The Silmarillion. Melkor will be played by Jar Jar Binks, with N-Sync making a special appearance as the Silmarils. (But don't worry, they are only on-screen for a second or so.)

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    20. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by nolesrule · · Score: 1

      The difference is that unless you actually want to collect every edition because of their covers, you only need to buy one set of the books, because you can always buy a complete set. It's not like the books are coming out one at a time, and they redesign the cover every time a new one is released to force you to re-buy them.

      I don't understand why someone would buy one book a time anyway. You can pick up a box set of the Hobbit and the 3 volumes of The Lord of the Rings for pretty cheap. I have my nice leatherbound book which sits on the shelf, and the set of paperbacks I read regularly. When I wear out the paperbacks, I'll buy a new set.

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    21. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by tadas · · Score: 1

      Your sig reads:

      "Aiyeee!" shouted Legolam. "A ballhog!"

      I say:

      Dribble, dribble, fake, dribble, shoot!

      This is probably the first time in my life where I can expect more than 0.0001% of the readers to get the reference.

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    22. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, you have lots of patience. I am in awe friend!

    23. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by BrianH · · Score: 2

      Agreed. The value of my (rare) copy of LOTR has climbed to more than $400 thanks to the movie hype, so I when I decided to reread the trilogy before seeing the movie, I thought it would be wise to buy a new set...and got that one. While the set is paperback, it is very nicely done with quality paper and good artwork (no cheesy movie shots). I now point people to this set when they're looking for a readable, lower budget copy.

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    24. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by killmenow · · Score: 1

      Or the special edition where we find out that Elrond is actually an Agent and he refers to Frodo as "Mr. Anderson..."

    25. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • No doubt, the box set will be a no holds barred affair, lots of extras, behind the scenes, cut scenes, booklets, etc

      The people I worry about at the folk giving it 10/10 at IMDB, while at the same time looking forward to the director's cut.

      (Spinal Tap Mode) Ah, but this site goes to eleven.

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    26. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

      This is probably the first time in my life where I can expect more than 0.0001% of the readers to get the reference.

      Not much more.

    27. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Mondrames · · Score: 1

      Harison Ford, on Inside the Actor's Studio said that eveyrone wants to do another one - they just don't know when (some people are a little busy..)

    28. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by GoRobotics · · Score: 1

      Yea, he'll be singing a Tim Rice and Elton John solo ... arg!

    29. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that most of the new paperback copies of LOTR all feature covers with photos from the movie.

      Blech. I hate the movie books. If I'm going to be a sheep and buy a book right when the movie comes out, I'm certainly not going to advertise my literary shallowness with a big old picture of a cast member on the cover.

    30. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or if he follows the George Lucas theory of releases it will be as follows:

      You forgot one release:

      (10) Lord Of the Ring Christmas Special

    31. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      in the book greedo pulls his gun, but han is a much faster shot, and kills greedo before he gets a shot off.

    32. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Altus · · Score: 1

      where did you get a leather bound edition... Ive been looking everywhere for a realy nice leather bound set of the Lord of the Rings... having the hobbit included would be a bonus

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    33. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by bman08 · · Score: 1

      Give me Elijah over the godawful paintings on the covers of my 1993 paperback editions any day.

    34. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by jafac · · Score: 2

      you forgot the special editions, and collectors editions.

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    35. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      I haven't see FOTR yet. Does he have a receding hairline and dress in brown? Does he like to palm Gimli's bald head and complain about his sweat?

      Of course, everyone should realize that the little golden circlet and not Frodo is the One.

      I need a life.

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    36. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movie came first though, so gotta go with that as the original version. Han shoots before Greedo even draws. It's still self-defense in a way, since he knows Jabba will have him killed if he can't pay.

    37. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Danse · · Score: 1

      Does it matter? So what if Han shoots first? Greedo is a thug. He'd kill Han without a second thought if there was money in it for him. I think it's stupid that they changed the scene at all.

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    38. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      If I brighten one person's day for every hundred thousand that shake their heads sadly and mutter at me, my life is complete.

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    39. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by evilpenguin · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure about the 1993 paperback art, but I think my mid-1970's paperback edition's "lame paintings" were done by Tolkien himself, so perhaps they are not quite so lame per se, just the best work by a poor painter...

    40. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's a shame for all the Kansas City Faggots out there who love cowboy bebop.

      -Rufus

    41. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by thogard · · Score: 1

      Its more like 9) We wait for 10 years till we make The Hobbit
      10) We won't do DVD, we are waiting for the next best thing.

    42. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      the book was writtan in 1976. the book came first. betcha didn't know that! ;-)

    43. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by l.b.+noire · · Score: 1

      Considering that Ford is almost 60 years old I'm not sure I want to see another one unless it's "Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home of Doom." I can't wait to see the thrilling wheelchair race to the cafeteria...the crack of the whip (or was that his hip?).

    44. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As long as we're modifying the Slashdot code to exclude certain authors, topics, and posters, how about a checkbox for the Unfunny George Lucas Cheap Shot that seems to crop up every single story?

      Flip the record over. That side's getting real old. And you're not even half as clever as you think you are.

    45. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Suidae · · Score: 2

      That'll be "The Hobbit" special edition, where Gollum wagers the Ring in the Riddle game

      Um, I haven't seen the animated move in ages, but in the book, Gollum in no way wagers the ring, he offers "If precious asks, and it dosen't answer, we eats it, my precious. If it asks us, and we doesn't answer, then we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way out, yes?"

      The ring has already been found (or allowed itself to have been found) by Bilbo. If you want take it a bit further, the ring may have played a part in causing Gollum to loose the riddle contest, since it was aiming to get back to Mordor.

    46. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think it's stupid that they changed the scene at all.

      So does all of Slashdot. And they'll mention it every chance they get, too.

    47. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, the fat suburbanite with the toothless hayseed of a girlfriend made that very same joke while sitting behind me at the theater. He thought he was clever and funny, too.

    48. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I'm going to be a sheep and buy a book right when the movie comes out, I'm certainly not going to advertise my literary shallowness with a big old picture of a cast member on the cover.

      Yes, it's much better to advertise your literary shallowness by showing a juvenile preoccupation with book editions, a grade-school-level desire to be "better than all those sheep," and mistaking the purchase of material goods with a declaration of identity.

    49. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by latro · · Score: 1

      if only Lucas thought so as well - it just kind of ruins the scene for me - Han, the ruthless smuggler out for himself has to wait for a shot to be fired rather than shoot first while making a smart remark. Totally pointless (and rather damaging) change.

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    50. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by dswensen · · Score: 2

      "9) Complete boxed set, the LAST TIME THE TRILOGY WILL EVER BE AVAILABLE IN THIS FORMAT!"

      Ironically, after the Star Wars Special Greedo Shoots First Edition, I bet there are a lot of folks out there that wished they'd listened a little closer to that particular ad campaign...

    51. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Eimi+Metamorphoumai · · Score: 5, Informative
      Ok, I'll explain. In the first edition of the Hobbit, that chapter is a bit different. Gollum did indeed wager the ring, not knowing that he had lost it (in both versions he doesn't realize it's lost until after the game is over). Finding that he cannot meet his bargain, he shows Bilbo the way out.

      As the writing of the Lord of the Rings progressed, it seemed more and more out of character, so Tolkien rewrote the chapter, into the version you described. Tolkien later explained it as the first version being what Bilbo wrote in his own early accounts, at which time he was lying to himself to justify stealing the ring (in the same way that Gollum created the "birthday present" story). The later additions indicated a correction based on better,more accurate manuscripts Tolkien translated.

      See http://www.daimi.aau.dk/~bouvin/tolkien/changesofh obbit.html for more info.

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    52. Re:I think I'll wait for the box set... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yes, it's much better to advertise your literary shallowness by showing a juvenile preoccupation with book editions, a grade-school-level desire to be "better than all those sheep," and mistaking the purchase of material goods with a declaration of identity.


      How clever of you to make fun of my self-deprecating remark.

  11. Extra Footage by DonnarsHmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm glad that the DVD will contain some extra footage, especially the evoloution of Gimli's character in Lothlorien. When that entire theme was left out of the movie, I was concerned. The friendship of Gimli and Legolas becomes important in later books, and without showing it's beginning, it would have been rather unexplained later. Truthfully, there was a lot that was left out of the movie that I'm afraid will make the later films a little rough. Hopefully the extra footage will eliminate future wrinkles.

    1. Re:Extra Footage by trongey · · Score: 1

      Please don't mention extra footage. Hobbits can be very sensitive about their height you know.

      I think they're referring to their feet not their height. In that case Hobbits would consider extra footage a good thing.

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      You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
    2. Re:Extra Footage by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      PLEASE someone tell me that they have scenes that develop Saruman's character more. In the movie, they managed to vastly increase his screen time, while at the same time amazingly _robbing_ him of depth. I think if the had the "many colors" exchange between him and Gandalf lying around to add, it would do wonders to deepen his character.
      And frankly, I could use some re-cuts as well as some additions. There were many needless little drags in the film (Sam's endless slow-mo drowning, Frodo and the Fellowships two minute long reaction shots to Frodo being skewered, for osme), and several places in which characters simple read out unecessary expository dialogue. WHY WHY WHY does Gandalf TELL Frodo where Biblo went? Why ruin the surprise? There were also too many Merry and Pippin scenes that added nothing and seemed cheesy: like their last scene with Frodo at the end.

    3. Re:Extra Footage by donutz · · Score: 1

      I think they're referring to their feet not their height. In that case Hobbits would consider extra footage a good thing.

      Just how many extra feet can you have before it becomes a bad thing? Personally, I'd feel a bit clumsy with more than two...

    4. Re:Extra Footage by gaudior · · Score: 1

      I had much the same thought. I believe that there is much more Lothlorien footage, waiting to be used in flashback. It w=might sound awkward, but I think it's possible that it can work.

    5. Re:Extra Footage by wass · · Score: 4, Interesting
      ruthfully, there was a lot that was left out of the movie that I'm afraid will make the later films a little rough. Hopefully the extra footage will eliminate future wrinkles.

      Does anyone else out there think that instead of squashing FOTR into one 3 hour movie with cut scenes and modifications, it might have been better to break it up into 2 movies based on the two distinct books within FOTR?

      This way there could be two 2-hour movies portraying FOTR more accurately, and not whizzing too many things by. I thought some scenes seemed rushed, even though they were severely truncated already. For instance, at the Prancing Pony.

      Of course, there's the issue that the public might get tired of a 6-movie series instead of a trilogy, and thus reduce demand which would rake in less dollars. However, from a fan-of-the-book viewpoint, I think the 6-movie approach would be truer to form and more interesting. Any comments?

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    6. Re:Extra Footage by IdahoEv · · Score: 2

      Of course 6 film would have been the appropriate way to do it to get the best rendition of the books onto film. JRRT originally planned on releasing all six books as separate volumes, with the appendices in a seventh. His publisher insisted on the three-volume format.

      That said, it would of course have never flown in a business or cultural sense. Six is too long a series to plan in either financial or marketing senses, and the public is now utterly used to the three volumes and their names. Besides, "the Fellowship", "The Two Towers", and "The Return..." make much better film names than "The ring goes south" et. al.

      As a perfectionist and a hardcore fan I do have my quibbles, but I think on the whole Jackson did a fine job.

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      I stole this sig from someone cleverer than me.
    7. Re:Extra Footage by wagadog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      wass:Does anyone else out there think that instead of squashing FOTR into one 3 hour movie with cut scenes and modifications, it might have been better to break it up into 2 movies based on the two distinct books within FOTR?

      Absolutely! It works better structurally, it works better dramatically.

      At the end of each book there's a real cliffhanger. (nb there are SIX books, not three in The Lord of The Rings , with two books bound in each *part*, the first *part* being The Fellowship of the Ring).

      An even easier way to "package" the six books as three movies would be to have three four-hour movies, with an *intermission* (remember those?) between two two-hour features. Sell more popcorn that way.

      Going to the movies used to be a big festive occasion, where you planned to spend the whole evening or afternoon enjoying the entire experience -- the music, the big ornate theatre itself, the stage-show (kept only at Radio City Music Hall anymore), the cartoons, the travelogue shorts, the "A" feature, the intermission, the "B" feature...(Here in New Zealand, you can't even get the big movie-sized boxes of Milk Duds and Jordan Almonds! How can you watch a movie without Milk Duds and Jordan Almonds, I ask? Sno-Ccaps? Not a chance. Junior Mints? Good Luck. Not Even REESES PEANUTBUTTER CUPS? No. Not even Reeses Peanutbutter Cups. Not even at the MOVIES? Not even at the Movies. It's a hard land, New Zealand, a hard land she be....)

      Uneconomical you say? Consider the simple old-fashioned double feature. They used to charge nearly double! With derrierres in seats guaranteed for the second feature, already paid for! The true test of a really good theatre was when they'd do brilliant pairings of movies for double-features. You know, like M*A*S*H* and Catch-22. Take the Money and Run ("I have a gub") with Bananas.

      One theatre I used to go to when I was growing up in New York put on the entire Apu Trilogy in a day, with a local Indian restaurant providing snacks during the two intermissions.

      With a double feature, theatres have so much more latitude in making it a memorable event -- rather than just being packed into a shoebox in a cineplex after being stuck in traffic and paying a whole pile of money just to see something on a marginally bigger screen with a marginally better sound-system than I can do at home with a DVD player--with more footage.

    8. Re:Extra Footage by afree87 · · Score: 1

      They probably have the Tom Bombadil scene on the DVD, and took it out in the movie just to get us to buy the DVD. See, Big Business at work!

    9. Re:Extra Footage by dswensen · · Score: 2

      I think Saruman's time to shine really comes in The Two Towers, where he delivers his speech to Theoden et. al. at Orthanc. He also gets a bit in Return of the King that will doubtlessly get expanded, if the first movie is any indication.

      I think they knew they only had so much time to go around for character development, and focused on those characters that needed it most (Boromir, for example). Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas they can afford to gloss over a little -- they've got two more movies to develop their characters. No such luck for Boromir.

    10. Re:Extra Footage by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Not "Footage", "Feetage"!

    11. Re:Extra Footage by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      But that's exactly my point: the expanded Saruman's appearance time, but didn't expand his character any, and in fact diminished and simplified him by cutting out his desire to surplant Sauron and basically revealing everything about him right off the bat. We spent countless scenes with him only to reveal that yes, he's evil. But Saruman was always a more interesting breed of evil than that...

      Worse, it's looking pretty likely that he DIES in Two Towers: there is no Scouring of the Shire.

    12. Re:Extra Footage by dswensen · · Score: 2
      But Saruman was always a more interesting breed of evil than that...

      I agree, but I really look to the books for that level of characterization. It may sound like a cop-out to say so, but there's no more detail of Saruman's evil than there is of Gandalf's good.

      I agree that he's simplified, but 1) I consider that "the breaks" when viewing a movie adaptation, especially of a book so huge, and 2) seeing Christopher Lee in action makes me forgive the shortcoming.

      Worse, it's looking pretty likely that he DIES in Two Towers: there is no Scouring of the Shire.

      Where did you come by this information?

    13. Re:Extra Footage by Parsec · · Score: 1

      Yes. I think they should go back right now (while they're still working on the other films) and cut the first film into two, get rid of the all the stupid crap they added/changed and do it right with the stuff they left out!!! They can still leave out Bombadil (one of my favorite characters), but they cut some important character development points (I'd list them, but that'd take two hours) while at the same time adding sap!

      But, economically/commercially, that's not likely to happen. {sigh} I know I'd pay $20 - $50 each to see the 6 books done right, though we may be a smaller minority than those who would watch LOTR anyway.

    14. Re:Extra Footage by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      ---It may sound like a cop-out to say so, but there's no more detail of Saruman's evil than there is of Gandalf's good.--- Not true. Gandalf is tempted by the ring, Gandalf is hesitant, makes mistakes, etc. The movie Gandalf is actually more conflicted than the one in the books. But out of all the reams of extra dialogue for Sauruman in the movie, I just don't see why they took away his complexity. Instead of Sauruman really seeking the ring for himself, and Gandalf's great line "only one hand can weild the one!" we have Gandalf simply saying "he does not share power!" Instead of a once wise man seeking to do good via evil means, we have a wise man simply giving up the pretense of good altogether. ---Where did you come by this information?--- Check www.tolkienonline.com and their list of film changes. It's not totally confirmed, but a suspicious picture of a white figure impaled on an iron wheel at Isengard has everyone in an uproar.

  12. Me want more Sauron stomping by revscat · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Man, they could expand that initial battle scene where Sauron comes tromping out, taking out 4 & 5 people at a swing, and expand THAT to about an hour and a half. Oh man, that was so freakin sweet.

    But whatever they put back in can only be good. Jackson did such an incredible job with the entire movie that I still can hardly believe our good luck. Someone did the movie who was not only intelligent about it, but genuinely seems to love the trilogy the way some of the geeks 'round these parts do.

    Lucas suxors. Jackson rulez.

    1. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I agree. The novels never actually got into what Sauron could DO with the ring, just that it was a focal point of his power and blah blah blah. It was SWEET seeing Sauron actually using it in battle.

      Cooler still if he'd cast something like 'Monster Summoning IV' or 'Earth Maw'.

      Oh, God...I'm slipping farther and farther down the loser ladder.

    2. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Me... I'm waiting for the re-release next year that shows Treebeard outtakes, a la "A Bug's Life"

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    3. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      welcome to your little "foe" flag
      suxors ? rules ? how old are you ?
      is there internet in the kindergarten or what ?

    4. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by kitts · · Score: 1

      This was actually one of the concerns that I had over LOTR being done as a film. Adventure movies made these days don't survive without giving the bad guy lots of screen time, and the literary version focusses in on the ring being the embodiment of evil rather than Sauron, who gets very little treatment through the books. Most of the action involves his henchmen or his armies.

      I was really worried that LOTR would get ruined in much the same way that James and the Giant Peach was ruined when the stop-motion version came out. All of the dark parts were taken out and the plot was reconfigured to fit overused Joseph Campbell paradigms.

      It'll be interesting to see what happens if the director sticks with Tolkien's original intent and leaves Sauron out of the foreground for the most part.

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    5. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by boa13 · · Score: 1

      revscat said:

      Man, they could expand that initial battle scene where Sauron comes tromping out, taking out 4 & 5 people at a swing, and expand THAT to about an hour and a half. Oh man, that was so freakin sweet.

      It's of course a matter of taste, but I disagree with you. I think it would have been better if Sauron had been depicted with the same physical (and psychical) force, but also with much more agility and swiftness. What I saw was some kind of "medieval tank" with extreme force. I would have preferred to see, or better to catch a glimpse of, some kind of an extremely intelligent, powerful and animalic creature, almost ubiquituous on the battlefield. What was depicted was an ultra-strong warrior, and it was way too human to be Sauron.

      Note that I have only read LOTR and Bilbo, so I might be missing some info from the Silmarilion and others.

      Personally, I hope the added footage will include shots with the Old Forest, Bombadil. I'd also love to see the lake they stop at when they exit the Moria (can't remember its name), and also actually hear the frightful scream of the Black Riders when they do their comeback, just before the Fellowship splits.

    6. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by BocaLoca · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity...

      Why didn't Sauron turn invisible when he wore the ring?

    7. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd also love to see the lake they stop at when they exit the Moria (can't remember its name)

      Try Mirrormere. I'm sure someone will be along presently with the Elvish.

    8. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      Well, Tom Bombadil wore the ring and did not turn invisible. As it was put, Tom had no real control over the ring yet the ring also held no sway over him. The power the ring gives depends on its posessor. That is also why Gandalf would not takethe ring because the power he would gain with the ring would be much greater. Gandalfs fear was that ultimately the power would corrupt him and the terrible power he possessed would be used in evil and nefarious ways, so I am guessing that Saruon simply did not wish to be visible at that moment. Not that I like the fact they actually showed him, but I digress from your question.

      Jeremy

    9. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by boa13 · · Score: 1

      Well, except for the initial appearance of "heavy-tank" Sauron, I liked the way the movie rendered the power of Sauron and of the ring.

      The film took several times a very interesting inspiration from horror-film scenes, especially The Exorcist, to describe the power the ring had, notably on Bilbo. That was not the way I felt it when I read the book, but I really liked the idea.

      Similarly, I think the design of the Eye is brilliant. It can be morphed to the ring (this is done in the trailers) but, moreover, the pupil resembles the fires of Mount Doom. This is especially noticeable when Frodo accidently looks towards Mordor after he has fled from Boromir. I think this is a bright way to suggest that these three entities - ring, Sauron, Mount Doom - are linked and share the same destiny.

    10. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      Actually, Sauron was quite humanlike. He's mentioned in the Silmarillion many times, infiltrating, eavesdropping, plotting and poisoning everything he can. He rather effortlessly passed for an elf and a human during certain times in the past, and was even called beautiful. He didn't get the nickname Deceiver by playing cheap parlor tricks ;) I suppose he could have looked like anything he chose.

      I liked him in the films, but I wouldn't have minded seeing him do more. Wave the ring, turn a phalanx of troops to dust, etc.

      I also would have liked it more if Isildur's cutting the ring loose looked less like an accident in a moment of desperation and more like a really angry warrior taking a piece out of Sauron's hide. Isildur was a badass in the books.

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    11. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by gilroy · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Why didn't Sauron turn invisible when he wore the ring?

      The Ring's power is not to turn people invisible (though it can do that). It's to amplify the bearer and give him what (he thinks) he wants.



      When Bilbo first finds the Ring, he most wants to escape .. he wants to evade Gollum. The Ring gives him that. Then, not knowing better, Bilbo takes that to be the power of the Ring. From then on, he only wears the Ring when he wants to be invisible (since it doesn't occur to him to wear it at other times). So, it still makes him invisible.


      Frodo also puts the Ring on during times he wants to be invisible (in the Prancing Pony, or when trying to escape Ringwraiths, etc.) So it makes him invisible.


      But in Mordor, Sam wears the Ring. Sometimes he wants to be invisible, and so he is. But at least once he instead uses the Ring to intimidate an orc, who sees him as some great Captain. At the time, that's what Sam needed done, and so that's what it does.


      We can only speculate what Sauron's desire is, although it's pretty clearly dominion. So the Ring gives him dominion over the other rings and over the minds of lesser beings.


      The essence of the Ring -- and perhaps, metaphysically, the source of its evil -- is that it gives the Bearer exactly what he wants, with no constraints.

    12. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by VZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      > The Ring's power is not to turn people invisible (though it can do that).

      It's an interesting idea and your argumentation is good but unfortunately this is not what the book says. All of the rings except of the 3 elven ones (which are different because Sauron didn't take any part in making them) made their owner invisible when put on and allowed him to see the the beings of the other world - as well as being seen by them.

    13. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The essence of the Ring -- and perhaps, metaphysically, the source of its evil -- is that it gives the Bearer exactly what he wants, with no constraints.

      So what was Gollum's problem then? I can't imagine anyone would want to live of carrion buried under a mountain for 700 years.

    14. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2
      The essence of the Ring -- and perhaps, metaphysically, the source of its evil -- is that it gives the Bearer exactly what he wants, with no constraints.


      So basically I spent all those hours reading and watching for a Full House lecture that says "be careful what you wish for"? Darn! ;-)

    15. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by still+cynical · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > The Ring's power is not to turn people invisible (though it can do that). It's to amplify the bearer and give him what (he thinks) he wants.

      No, the Ring was made to hold much of Sauron's power and to control the wearers of the other Rings of Power. Read the book, you'll see that that is the reason that the bearers of the Elf Rings removed theirs immediately when Sauron put his on.

      > Frodo also puts the Ring on during times he wants to be invisible (in the Prancing Pony, or when trying to escape Ringwraiths, etc.) So it makes him invisible.

      Back to the book again. Frodo does not put the Ring on in The Prancing Pony, it slips onto his finger to reveal itself to those who are looking for it. It is trying to return to Sauron, remember? It turns him invisible at a bad time, not what he would want.

      Yes, you can watch the movie without reading the book, but you have to take it for what it is, and at face value. If you're going to ask deeper questions, such as:

      > Why didn't Sauron turn invisible when he wore the ring?

      You have to read the book. Although it makes no mention of Sauron turning invisible when he wore the Ring, the answer is clearly implied in the Tom Bombadil sequence. Frodo asked Gandalf why Tom didn't turn invisible when HE wore the Ring. Gandalf replied that it was not because Tom had any power over the Ring, but because the Ring had no power over HIM. I would imagine that the Ring would have no power over Sauron either, Sauron being its maker and the source of its power.

      (Wow, it's amazing what sticks in the mind, even after twenty some-odd years! Of course, read anything that many times and you'll be hard-pressed to forget it no matter how hard you try.)

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    16. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by tommyk · · Score: 3, Funny

      while I don't agree with the poster that this is why the ring made you invisible ( interesting argument not borne out by close reading of the text ), another component of the ring is, indeed, as a machine to give you your desires.

      Gollum's problem was that he wanted the ring in and of itself... which is the real problem with the ring. It's near absolute power makes it an object of desire in and of itself ( a perfect circle ), hence his constant hissing "My precious" and his ultimate, venemous hatred for "Baggins, Thief!"

      Gollum's desire is the ring.

      The ring gives one power over the wills of others. It is an emblem of tyranny... how it enslaves others to it's bearer, and the bearer to others... and itself, my preccccioussssss....

      Ooops. Sorry. Going back to lurking and eating homemade sushi now.

    17. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by roca · · Score: 2

      > But in Mordor, Sam wears the Ring. Sometimes he
      > wants to be invisible, and so he is. But at least
      > once he instead uses the Ring to intimidate an
      > orc, who sees him as some great Captain. At the
      > time, that's what Sam needed done, and so that's
      > what it does.

      The intimidation effect happens when Sam is not wearing the ring. Every time a hobbit wears the ring, he turns invisible whether he wants to or not.

    18. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm, it was gladriel's phile that sam used to intimidate the orc not the ring, the ring turns lesser folk invisible. It did not turn Sauron invisible because it was Sauron that created the ring, and he let the greater part of his power pass into it, so he alone has the ability to fully control the ring. It did not turn Tom Bambadil invisible because such things have no hold over him.

    19. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by ElrondHubbard · · Score: 2

      An interesting theory, but not quite right. The true power of the Ring is to give the wearer dominance over the will of others. This was Sauron's purpose in creating the Ring - to rule other wills "by force and fear", to use Tolkien's preferred phrase. It represents the tendency of all those who seek power, even for just reasons, to overreach and end up pursuing raw power for its own sake. This is why Tom Bombadil is thematically important even though he's a distraction to the plot: he has no interest in power whatsoever, only in seeking knowledge, and therefore the ring has no hold on him.

      The fact that the Ring makes its wearer invisible is a side effect of the fact that it connects the wearer to the "other world", where the Ringwraiths live. This world is where the power of the Ring lies, and the longer he possesses the Ring, the more Frodo enters it. When Sam intimidates the Orc in the tower of Cirith Ungol, he is not wearing the Ring but only holding it in his clenched fist. Having returned to Mordor, the Ring has grown in power and seems to cast an aura around Sam that contributes to the effect, but that's all.

      Keep in mind that at one point Frodo asks why no one ever did what he said when he happened to be wearing the Ring, and Gandalf points out that he's never tried to make them. If he had tried, Frodo would have found even his most well-intentioned efforts succeeded only by intimidating or terrorizing people, one way or another. By the same token, if Frodo had wanted to be visible while wearing the Ring, most likely he could have been; but likely the Ring's malign influence would have made him appear as some kind of evil spirit (like a miniature Balrog, perhaps).

      Bilbo, Frodo, and particularly Sam, all survive being Ringbearers with only minimal corruption because they keep it not in order to use it, but to prevent it being used. All this is in keeping with the idea that the Ring is the physical manifestation of the kind of power that corrupts absolutely.

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    20. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by Mtgman · · Score: 1

      Although it makes no mention of Sauron turning invisible when he wore the Ring, the answer is clearly implied in the Tom Bombadil sequence. Frodo asked Gandalf why Tom didn't turn invisible when HE wore the Ring. Gandalf replied that it was not because Tom had any power over the Ring, but because the Ring had no power over HIM. I would imagine that the Ring would have no power over Sauron either, Sauron being its maker and the source of its power.

      Not really. The truth is that the ring allows people to exist in two dimensions at the same time. There is a dimension where dreams are connected, minds co-exist, etc, where Sauron, the Ringwraiths and certain parts of the minds of Elves all dwell. This is the world the Wraiths live in, although they still retain some power in the mortal world. The process of changing from the mortal world to the wraith world is called "fading" and it was Frodo's fate after being stabbed on Weathertop if Elrond had not been able to heal him.

      Bombadil was master of himself, the ring was not able to draw him into the wraith world, but for most people it does. The truly powerful wills, such as the Istari and Elf-Lords have, can co-exist in both worlds as Sauron and the Ringwraiths do. With the power of the ring in this alternate dimension they can dominate the will of wearers of the other rings, which also increase the presence of their holder in the wraith dimension.

      "The ring gives power to each according to their stature." If you are already a powerful will, you can wield it's power, but only Sauron could wield it to his own ends without it corrupting him because he made it and both he and the ring had the same ends in mind.

      Steven

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    21. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      All of the rings except of the 3 elven ones ... made their owner invisible when put on and allowed him to see the the beings of the other world - as well as being seen by them.

      Reference for this? I don't mean to be a noodge but I did just reread LOTR and I was watching out for such things. I don't recall any reference to the powers of the rings, except that they preserve their wearers. Sure, the Rings of the Men turned their bearers into Ringwraiths -- who, notice, most certainly are not invisible -- but nothing whatsoever is mentioned of the Rings of the Dwarves other than their numbers. (Oh, and there might have been something about the hearts of Dwarves being not completely corruptible, so at best Sauron accentuated their greed, or some such.)
    22. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      So what was Gollum's problem then? I can't imagine anyone would want to live of carrion buried under a mountain for 700 years.

      Hmm, let's see. Gollum wanted the Ring itself, at first because it was pretty. (That's why he killed the other proto-Gollum, whose name escapes me.) Once he's committed the murder, what does he want? To escape, to get away with it, to have the Ring. And he gets that, doesn't he? He vanishes, he is never made to pay (by his people) for his crime, and he possesses the Ring for something like 500 years -- which, if you'll note, is actually way longer than anyone else. (Frodo, several months; Bilbo, 60 years; Sauron, who knows -- but you can't imagine the Dark Lord sitting around Barad-dur admiring it for very long.)


      And Gollum likes fish -- his people being river people who subsisted on, I'm sure, fish -- and he does get enough. I don't think my reasoning is refuted (which is a far cry from saying it's irrefutable).

    23. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Frodo does not put the Ring on in The Prancing Pony, it slips onto his finger to reveal itself to those who are looking for it. It is trying to return to Sauron, remember? It turns him invisible at a bad time, not what he would want.

      Um, in both the book and the movie, what Frodo wants most at that time is to be invisible -- to not be seen by his pursuers. Sure, the actual invisibility granted by the Ring ironically serves to accentuate the attention paid to Frodo -- but it's still giving him what (he thinks) he wants. The Ring, I still hold, gives you what you want ... while twisting what you want into something you don't. Indeed, all the characters who refuse the Ring worry most that it will twist them to evil, distorting the good they would try to do.



      All that aside, I'll grant that, in the book (now that I opened it up and looked), in the Prancing Pony it does seem to slip onto Frodo's finger without his volition.

    24. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by BigFire · · Score: 1


      That's what a +20 mace would do. I've played RPG for a while now, and that scene in the prologue was the best illustration of a highly powered weapon.

    25. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the contrary, the Nazgul are quite invisible, as you can read in ROTK when Eowyn battles the Witch-King. There's never any of him to be seen at all, just his clothes and floating crown. They belong to the shadow-world, which is why Frodo sees them quite differently when he wears the ring on Weathertop. However, they are not quite invisible in the same way as Bilbo, Frodo, Sam and Gollum when they wear the ring, since their clothes are still visible.

      Perhaps the nine rings do not confer invisibility, but the corrupting influence of the one ring over time has brought them into the shadow world, so that they themselves are invisible always because of their own nature, and not because they wear the nine rings. Anyway, doesn't Sauron hold the nine rings himself by the time the events in the books take place? I can't remember...

    26. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by chiguy · · Score: 1
      Frodo also puts the Ring on during times he wants to be invisible (in the Prancing Pony, or when trying to escape Ringwraiths, etc.) So it makes him invisible.
      Hmmm, as others have stated, this isn't what happened in the book. Frodo was just singing a song in front of everyone on a table. He was having fun and definitely did NOT want to disappear. This is different from the movie. All I can add to the evidence is the passage from the book:

      There was loud and long applause. Frodo had a good voice, and the song tickled their fancy. Where's old Barley? they cried. He ought to hear this. Bob ought to learn his cat the fiddle, and then we d have a dance. They called for more ale, and began to shout: Let's have it again, master! Come on now! Once more! They made Frodo have another drink, and then begin his song again, while many of them joined in; for the tune was well known, and they were quick at picking up words. It was now Frodo's turn to feel pleased with himself. He capered about on the table; and when he came a second time to the cow jumped over the Moon, he leaped in the air. Much too vigorously; for he came down, bang, into a tray full of mugs, and slipped, and rolled off the table with a crash, clatter, and bump! The audience all opened their mouths wide for laughter, and stopped short a gaping silence; for the singer disappeared. He simply vanished, as if he had gone slap through the floor without leaving a hole!

      [snip 1 paragraph]

      Frodo felt a fool. Not knowing what else to do, he crawled away under the tables to the dark comer by Strider, who sat unmoved, giving no sign of his thoughts. Frodo leaned back against the wall and took off the Ring. How it came to be on his finger he could not tell. He could only suppose that he had been handling it in his pocket while he sang, and that somehow it had slipped on when he stuck out his hand with a jerk to save his fall. For a moment he wondered if the Ring itself had not played him a trick; perhaps it had tried to reveal itself in response to some wish or command that was felt in the room. He did not like the looks of the men that had gone out.

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    27. Re:Me want more Sauron stomping by mytn · · Score: 1

      Just a small comment: There are vast differencies between species in the works of JRR Tolkien. Hobbits are not as susceptible to the power of the ring as others.

  13. and it will be pirated when? by esoteric0 · · Score: 0

    who wants to bet that the next two movies will be available for download long before they're released?

    1. Re:and it will be pirated when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already have all three movies in Divx.

      j/k

  14. What I'm waiting for. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1
    . . .is the multi-DVD, edited as one-long 10-hour movie version. Yes, it can't possibly be out until the summer of 2004. . .yet imagine, LoTR, as one continuous story, with edits, extras, etc. . .



    I'd buy it. . .

  15. Re:WHat do you think by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

    Read the article.

    No Tom Bombadill, no Tom Bombadillo.

    No Barrow Wights. *sigh*

    Expanded "interaction between the fellowship" and apparently John Rhys-Davies is going to "fall" for Cate Blanchett, errrm, Gimli is going to "fall" for Galadriel, like in the book.

    So no Tom Bombadill and no Glorfindel. Fie! Curse Peter Jackson!

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  16. Re:WHat do you think by dinivin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given that Tom Bombadil adds absolutely nothing to the storyline (other than providing the Hobbits with their weapons, which was handled pretty well in the movie), I'd be more than happy if they kept him out of the DVD.

    Dinivin

  17. Re:wooo. extra footage by bourne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a reason the footage isn't in the original cut.

    Yup - the moviegoing public has limited patience for 4 hour films.

    ...the distributor threw in an extra hour of crap that they tossed on the cutting room floor...

    From the description, the extra bits will be sequences that got cut for time in a film that had to work especially hard to fit a large story into a smaller viewing slot. There's no evidence that these sequences are less well shot - just that G**** falling for G********* and thus changing his opinion of E**** didn't directly relate to FOTR as it did to the Trilogy as a whole, and thus it got cut.

    All the other "extras" they claim are in them are just crap.

    We'll see. In August. I am looking forward to it. The only big question is whether it'll be spliced into the story or if it'll be set aside.

  18. Still no Tom Bombadil by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I wish they could have included old Tom. And of course, the river-daughter.

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    1. Re:Still no Tom Bombadil by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 0

      I thought about that too. But if something needed to be cut, it was probably best. Since there's no singing in the movie it was smart to cut Tom. The part with Tom Bombadil had the most singing in the entire series.

    2. Re:Still no Tom Bombadil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hobbits... are a disease.

      Moderators, you can mod this offtopic all you want, but damn, that is the funniest sig I have seen in a looooooonnngg time.

    3. Re:Still no Tom Bombadil by sdo1 · · Score: 1

      He works fine in the book, but would have inturupted the darkenng flow of the movie. I'm re-reading FOTR now (it's been a while) and so far I'm actually quite pleased with the compromises they made for the movie.

      -S

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    4. Re:Still no Tom Bombadil by the_radix · · Score: 1

      Actually, those scenes were shot, but not included. They should be released in the DVD version.

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    5. Re:Still no Tom Bombadil by yapaleno-relish · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to hear ol' Tom will be back in the DVD version. I think he's a rather important character from a background standpoint. He's an unfallen Adam -- my son the literary critic pointed out the log in the fireplace smelled "sweet, like burning apple wood." But all of that would be hard to translate to film.

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    6. Re:Still no Tom Bombadil by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      "Snorting, sporting! Speeding through the arbor, Pushing till the folk you burn toss you in the harbor! Screeching like a dying loon, zooming like a thrush, Follow me and very soon, your mind will turn to mush!" Wait, wrong book...

  19. what about the she DVD by Drunken_Jackass · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ..the best part, is that he DVD will have around 30 to 40 minutes of extra footage! "

    I think the she DVD should have 58008 (upside-down calculator) minutes of extra footage!!

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  20. Split the movies in two! by vrmlguy · · Score: 1
    JRRT divided each volume of the trilody into two "books". These seem like natural places to split the movies into two parts, for TV broadcast over two nights, or for fitting the movies onto DVDs along with a lot of special features.

    BTW, I don't know if it's technically possible with DVDs, but I'd like to see some system wherein you can watch the movie either with or without the added scenes.

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    1. Re:Split the movies in two! by gorillasoft · · Score: 1

      BTW, I don't know if it's technically possible with DVDs, but I'd like to see some system wherein you can watch the movie either with or without the added scenes.

      Yes, it is possible and was done for The Abyss. You could watch either the theatrical version or the editor's cut by choosing one or the other from the main menu.

    2. Re:Split the movies in two! by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      X-Men (the recent one w/Patrick Stewart) had something similar. It's just that the editing and film quality of the added scenes was so poor that playing the movie with the "continuous" option on was jarring and not very entertaining.

      If all the added scenes keep the production values of the rest of the movie, then I say, have at it, Peter Jackson. If not, well, leave 'em in a separate "Deleted Scenes" menu.

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    3. Re:Split the movies in two! by Rackemup · · Score: 2

      Yes it's possible... some DVDs out now allow you to seamlessly integrate the deleted scenes into the original movie.

    4. Re:Split the movies in two! by llamalicious · · Score: 1

      please stop calling it a trilogy...
      ((6 / 2) == 3) != ("trilogy")

      per the printed compendium of the whole LOTR itself, they state LOTR is often misnomered as a trilogy, when in fact it is 6 volumes AND all the additional appendices, maps etc...

    5. Re:Split the movies in two! by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but with "The Abyss" you have to swap discs to get one version or the other--which means it's just like having two separate movies. I think it is technically possible, though, just based on what they can do with DVDs to run movies in "PG" mode or whatever they call it. I would think that added scenes could work the same way.

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    6. Re:Split the movies in two! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the only printing of the book that JRR Tolkein endorsed calls them a trilogy. I agree that there are six book and wish that there would be 6 movies, no wait I mean 7, the hobbit is absolutely essential in the written version as well as the film version. Maybe if it had been done this way, the arrogant Peter Jackson wouldn't have had the audacity to think himself intelligent enough to rewrite Tolkein and the movies wouldn't be so lame. I am in fact ashamed to have them in existence.

  21. Yey! by rosewood · · Score: 1

    I am so glad to hear this since all I heard bitch wise from people was that it was LONG but yet still enticing during that time. I was just waiting to hear the studio to tell jackson that he would have to edit down the others.

    Also - I sure would like to see it done as a 2 disk set - one with out the extra and one with the movie in its entirety w/ extra footage built right in. Or do it like they did rush hour 2 and have that seemless

    ... http://us.imdb.com/top_250_films

    Still #1

  22. "Wait for it on DVD" not an insult? by scaramush · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Hmmm...back in the day if you said about a movie "I'll wait for it on video", it usually meant you were kind of excited about it, but not interested enough to [leave your home|pay 6 bucks|sit next to strangers] to see it.



    I wonder if in the future, we'll find people saying "I'll wait for it on DVD", because only by viewing it at home with your digital projector and 5.1 sound (minus the local talking idiots)with all the bells and whistles of extra footage can you see it "as the director intended". Maybe at that point movie theatres will only be for people too poor to make a "perfect" experience at home.



    That doesn't even get into the possibility of people getting snobish about only watching "their version" (digitally re-edited version) of a movie....

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    1. Re:"Wait for it on DVD" not an insult? by jawad · · Score: 1

      Heh. I say this all the time already. Sure, I really want to see movies like "Monsters, Inc" and whatnot, but why bother in the theater when it's $8.75 per person per showing. If I just wait, for double that I can have unlimited amounts of people watching it (well, kinda. Within Fair Use, at least), and unlimited viewings, with a far better atmosphere, better seats, and extra DVD-only things. All I sacrifice is a wait.

  23. wowee!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Troll
    Fight the evil bastards at the MPAA!

    Whoa! LOTR DVD! forget that! I can't wait! wow!

    1. Re:wowee!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypocricy on slashdot? NEVER! You just made my foe list, chumpzilla.

    2. Re:wowee!! by ArtDent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, seriously, is anyone else actually still boycotting DVD?

      I do remember that there was much noise made, not so long ago, about boycotting -- not just DVD, in fact, but all products of the MPAA. I never went that far, but I haven't yet felt the urge to pay money for the priviledge of surrendering my freedom.

      This morning, I heard on the radio that DVD players outsold VCRs for the first time this Christmas (in Canada). The masses don't even understand the fair use and free speech ramifications, and now it seems like those who do understand just don't care anymore.

      Are these just different voices I'm hearing, or have people abondoned the boycott? If you have, why?

      Is it the fact that CSS was actually broken, and DeCSS widely distributed, in spite of the MPAA's efforts? The fact that this has enabled DVD playback on Linux? Do you feel that you are still protesting by accessing your DVDs in violation of the DMCA (whether for fair use purposes or copyright infringement)? Have you decided to embrace DVD to discourage its replacement by a new, more effectively protected medium? Or perhaps you have just decided that, in light of the mass adoption of the technology, resistance is futile?

      I'm really curious to hear what people are thinking about this these days.

    3. Re:wowee!! by bfree · · Score: 2

      Well I've been to the cinema 3 times in the last 3 years. Scary Movie 2 when I was still drunk and kept drinkg on my Birthday :-) Harry Potter with my girlfriend who asked me to go months before it was released and before she knew I wouldn't/didn't go to the cinema (it was relesed about 3 days before her birthday) AND LOTR. As for DVDs, I haven't bought 1 yet (except data DVDs with PCPlus for the linux software/distros). I keep looking for a Region 0 DVD WITHOUT the DVD-Video logo (I found 1, a German Metal band but I just couldn't do it) so I can test out playing DVDs, but I will also need a Regionally Encoded one at some stage to test that too :-( So I keep looking and getting tempted (BBCs new Ocean series comes as about 4 1/2 hours on 3 DVDs Region 0 but the carry the DVD-Video logo and I'm not into Oceans :-( LOTR would get me! Star Wars IV-VI would get me (TPM you can keep). It galls me but actually existing without spending a penny of money on the MPAA/RIAA fools is hard and sometimes you give in. For LOTR I don't mind cause the Studios might make more stuff like that (i.e. not Films by Numbers) which would be a good thing! Anyway while your moderated as funny, I would give you points for insightful if I had any.

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    4. Re:wowee!! by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1
      I still own no DVD player. I am likely to replace my VCR before buying a DVD player.

      But I have a little girl, and she loves her movies, and there are times when a parent needs a break. Video tapes wear out. So a DVD player may be in my future.

      But I own a LaserDisc player (that may or may not still work; sound problems :-(), and I found that I never played most of the movies in my collection. Too much else to do.

    5. Re:wowee!! by bricriu · · Score: 2

      Yes. I am (in the face of my girlfriend's wrath, no less).

      But I'm a random crackpot, so, hey.

      And no, I don't know anyone else boycotting anything.

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    6. Re:wowee!! by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No one was actually going to boycott the MPAA and the DVD format. And no, a dozen Slashdot readers don't count.

      There's nothing bad about the DVD technology (with regard to "fair use" and "free speech" ramifications) that can't be corrected with more technology. You're not surrendering your freedom in any conceivable way by watching a DVD.

    7. Re:wowee!! by guyanonymous · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm still boycotting products that support either the MPAA and the RIAA. I don't have a DVD player; I'm no longer purchasing VCR tapes, music CDs, or anything thing else I can think of that would funnel money in that direction.

      I did break my boycott to see LOTR, but I don't forsee anything else in the near future that will wrangle any money from me. I suspect that I'll break my boycott again in 2002 to see the second movie, but other than that, I intend to stand firm.

    8. Re:wowee!! by realdpk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Frankly, I don't plan to let a law stop me from enjoying what I feel is reasonable, such as watching an out-of-region DVD on my region-hacked player. I feel I have a good sense of what is right and what is wrong, thanks in part to my parents and schooling, and I rely on that to make my decisions.

      It may get me in trouble one day, but I'm not too worried about that.

    9. Re:wowee!! by Loligo · · Score: 2, Funny


      There is a difference between boycotting a company and them not producing anything you have any real interest in.

      When you DON'T buy something that you WOULD have if it had been produced elsewhere, THAT'S a boycott.

      What you're doing is called "having some taste".

      -l

    10. Re:wowee!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing bad about the DVD technology (with regard to "fair use" and "free speech" ramifications) that can't be corrected with more technology. You're not surrendering your freedom in any conceivable way by watching a DVD.

      Quite the opposite in fact. CSS has long since been defeated. If it was a commerical failure then whetever replaced it really might be hard to copy/make fair use of/whatever. These problems do not arise with DVDs. Boycotting it would be counterproductive.

    11. Re:wowee!! by thogard · · Score: 1

      Video Tapes will last much longer than DVD when small kids are dealing with them. DVD's start to pixelize when they get scratched and where a CD will still work with many scratches, a DVD may not. If they kid is old enough that they are no longer shoving stuff in the vidoe player, Tapes will last much longer and a DVD.

    12. Re:wowee!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, I'm boycotting DVD. And for that matter, I'm not buying VHS movies, either. I've gone to one movie in the theaters during 2001, and that was FOTR. I made an exception for that because I love Tolkien. During all of 2001 I rented 3 or maybe 4 tapes. I haven't bought a new CD in at least 18 months, probably more. I do not own a DVD player, or a VCR, or a CD player (not counting my CDROM drive), or a TV. I do not plan to buy any of those.

      In sum, I have completely boycotted the RIAA for the past 1 to 2 years. I have mostly boycotted the MPAA for almost the same amount of time. I'm not cold turkey yet, but I'm getting there. :) Weaning myself off of movies takes time and many books.

      So, yes, the boycott is still alive. In intensive care, maybe... :)

      I wonder if our next Slashdot poll could be finding out how many Slashdotters are boycotting the MPAA.

    13. Re:wowee!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. I am boycotting the MPAA, though, not just DVDs.

    14. Re:wowee!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. The problem isn't with DVD technology; its with the law that the MPAA managed to convince Congress needed to be passed so that they could sell them without fear of having their "intellectual property" "stolen."

      And when the SSSCA is passed, how you feel knowing that such an awful law was paid for with your DVD money?

    15. Re:wowee!! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      Correction: It could be corrected with LESS technology, not more. The MPAA enforces that DVD players must add the work to make these two unwanted features work: Region enforcement and mandatory-viewing sections (where you can't fast forward). To fix this would actually result in a SIMPLER player - just don't bother to enforce those flags in the player - ignore them.

      Making a DVD player that doesn't have the fair use and free speech problems is actually easier. The MPAA had to force manufacturers to add these features because the consumer certainly doesn't have any need of them (the opposite in fact), and it would be cheaper to develop a player without them.

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    16. Re:wowee!! by Tom · · Score: 2

      I'm happily breaking the law according to Valenti every time I rent a DVD (I don't buy many. I own maybe 6 or 7). I use non-licensed DVD players exclusively (VLC mostly).

      I also still have my decss page up, as ever. I don't see a problem here. if I didn't care for DVDs, there would be no need to protest or hack it.

      in fact, people are still busy hacking it. vlc is supposed to have ogle's menu support soon, and a german hacker is close to having the ability to replace the subtitles with anything you want.

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    17. Re:wowee!! by mytn · · Score: 1

      As one of JG's characters put it:
      "There's a difference between God's law and Man's regulations."

  24. Re:wooo. extra footage by L-Train8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe the extra footage won't interest most people, but for fan boys like me, it sure as hell will. There are lots of reasons stuff doesn't make it into a movie. FOTR has to appeal to as wide an audience as possible, because it cost so damn much. So a lot was left out to keep the running time friendly to the mainstream audience.

    Fanboys and cinemaphiles love the kind of extras in DVD's. While the general public might not care about missing scenes or directors commentary, there is definetley a niche market that does, and I think in the case of FOTR, much of /. readership is part of that niche.

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  25. A good way to save time in Two Towers by Hairy_Potter · · Score: 0, Troll
    Cut out almost all of the Bilbo, Samwise and Gollum shit. Boring, boring, tramp through the decaying landnear Mordor, boring, boring.


    Just give me lots of Eowyn pining after Aragorn, and Merry copping a feel on horseback.

    1. Re:A good way to save time in Two Towers by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you mean Frodo right jackass ?

      Someone mark this guy Troll.

  26. Extra footage pros, cons by Soong · · Score: 1

    Can I watch the movie as it originally showed if I want? "Director's Cut"s are often nice, but there's some authenticity lost when you're not watching what you watched and liked before. Maybe it's too much to ask for a DVD player to optionally splice in the extra new material, but I still think it's something that should_be_done.

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    1. Re:Extra footage pros, cons by groke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They do do this.. and there are several titles which do. It's called seamless branching. It replaces chapters between versions of a movie.. two that are on my shelf that use this are the Abyss and Terminator 2. I would suspect that the FotR DVD would use this technique.

  27. Re:WHat do you think by _Neurotic · · Score: 1

    My biggest nag is the lack of Glorfindel and his replacement/expansion by Arwen. The ford scene was totally borked in my opinion.

    Justin

  28. Groundbreaking by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Just as Star Wars in 1977 set the trend for Sci-Fi movies LOTR seems to be setting a trend not only in fantasy movies, but how movie trilogies should be handled in general.

    I commend everyone in the production of a movie masterpiece that has at the very least lived up to the expectations of most on a time honored classic!

    1. Re:Groundbreaking by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      you know that after the successes of Lord of the Rings and harry potter that we're going to be subjected to at least two years worth of really bad heroic fantasy movies.

      hey, maybe we'll luck out and hollywood will decide to film "The Bromeliad".

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  29. Re:wooo. extra footage by fishybell · · Score: 1
    Why would you be lured to buy an expensive DVD ...?
    Because it isn't that much more expensive than a VHS, twice the video quality, three times the audio quality, and the "extras" aren't completely worthless. Sometimes (admittedly not often) the extra footage is cut mainly for time reasons. I'm always willing to pay an extra few dollars so just for a few dollars worth of content. Unless the "extras" on the DVD made it cost twice as much, they'd be worth.
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  30. more!? by anasophist · · Score: 0, Troll

    How much more lingering over painfully attractive, bathetic, cloyingly emotive faces can one tolerate before shaving one's head and climbing the nearest water tower? I guess we'll find out.

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  31. No offense but people like Tom made it richer by linzeal · · Score: 3, Informative
    Tom's songs and things like them enriched the lord of the rings with their presence and it would be most welcome to have more of this wonderous story to share with people that have not or will not read the book.

    1. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by dinivin · · Score: 1

      Tom's songs [agh.edu.pl] and things like them enriched the lord of the rings with their presence and it would be most welcome to have more of this wonderous story to share with people that have not or will not read the book.

      Frankly, for this reader, Tom's presesnce was very much an annoyance in FOTR, and added nothing to the story that couldn't have been handled in a much better manner. I, for one, was glad to not see him in the movie.

      Dinivin

    2. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by linzeal · · Score: 1

      When did you first read the book? I first read it when I was 12 years old and tom was a joy. It is a matter of perspective as tom renews a feeling of youth and the belief in the fantastic in me that might not hold true for others.

    3. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with that other guy. Tom didn't add anything to the story. All he did was dance around and sing. Clearly hes some sort of super-dude, but hes just hanging out in his forest. Who cares. He was only added to the story to save the hobbits from the barrow-wight where they get the sword that eventually kills the ringwraith in RotK.

    4. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Frankly, for this reader, Tom's presesnce was very much an annoyance in FOTR, and added nothing to the story that couldn't have been handled in a much better manner. I, for one, was glad to not see him in the movie.

      Amen. I'm glad to see I am not entirely alone in this... Bombadil was a good cut, IMHO.
    5. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by dinivin · · Score: 2


      Lol... I first tried to read FOTR when I was just about 12. I got as far as Tom, got pissed off, and stopped reading it till just last year (I was 25 when I started up again, from the beginning).

      Dinivin

    6. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by Weird+Dave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even Tolkien seriously considered removing Bombadil-o from the original book. For some reason, I really like the old codger, though.

      So, it really isn't too big of a decision to cut him from the movie. I think Tolkien left him in partially to show what the Hobbits (nasty hobbitses?) were trying to save. He's so powerful, yet he is truly at the mercy of the halfings. If they don't destroy the ring, he will fall to Sauron, too. I wish they could put the Tom Bombadil scenes in the DVD as an option, but that would probably be way too expensive. :-(

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    7. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by Weird+Dave · · Score: 1

      Tom is one of the most interesting beings in LOTR. Tolkien put a lot of thought into every aspect of his books, and Tom Bombadil eventually had to go in, despite the digression from the story line. I loved reading about Tom. What is he? How old is he? Why didn't the ring affect him? There are a few really nice essays available that try to answer these questions. Maybe I just love his godlike powers. Of course, this may be what so many others hate, but I think people just don't like how the story gets off topic for a while. Or maybe they don't picture him like I do, since some poster suggested using Robin Williams for his character. Yecch! No goofball would do for the Tom Bombadil that I know.

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    8. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by jeff13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tom is essential to the Fellowship of the Ring Tolkien once said. I'm surprised a previous poster on this thread states Tolkien once thought to remove the Tom Bombadill chapter all together. Yikes! I loved the character; his colourful cloths, and odd hobbies (what were those lilies for anyho'?). Not to mention shacking up with a beautiful elven babe named Goldberry. Yummy! His power is great, he's described at the Council of Elrond as being a candidate for hiding the Ring. Gandalf shoots this one down, describing Tom's power and place in the Universe in rather mysterious words. Tom definitely has a place in LOTR that is unique and brings whole dimension to a fully formed world.

      Having said that... I would have dropped him from the movie too. I'm impressed that Jackson is playing up the evil of the Ring and the fear that underlined the book. Even with Tom Bombadill around, the story has a melancholy dread to it. Something a veteran of the Battle of the Somme would understand, as J.R.R. Tolkien was. It is an incomplete retelling of the books, (and if you wanna make a movie that detailed, good friggin' luck) but it seems that Jackson has made a complete movie. And a satisfying one to this old Gen-X reader. :-)

    9. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by Kirruth · · Score: 1

      Not only did they miss out Tom Bombadil, but they also missed out the barrow-wight (scary!) and Fatty Lumpkin, Tom's boss pony (cute!).

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    10. Re:No offense but people like Tom made it richer by dinivin · · Score: 1

      Tom is one of the most interesting beings in LOTR.

      Hardly. He's boring, annoying, and tedious.

      Dinivin

  32. Re:WHat do you think by irony+nazi · · Score: 2, Informative
    In the case of Apocalypse Now Redux, the extra 30 minutes of footage was dry and pointless -- just some extra T & A and not much else. Now I'm a big fan of a little T & A in a movie, but Apocalypse now was already over 2 hours long! This extra footage made the entire movie extrusiatingly long. If you don't believe me, then just ask my butt which is still sore from the ordeal.

    Besides, T & A isn't the kind of thing that should go into a movie such as Apocalypse now. It's a different *kind* of movie.

    I guess to sum things up, usually what gets cut gets cut for a reason. I'm willing to agree with the producers/directors on what should be cut initially. I'd rather not let the remastering/DVD guys have more say than the original producers!

    </end rant>

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  33. How about Tom, Bambadill by curtis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am missing the, Tom Bombadill-o!
    Where were the on my screen-o!

    'Tis there a part of you,
    Some unheard tune-age,
    appearing in the additional footage!?

    Seriously, it would have been cool to see some of the swamp/forest/willow/Tom from the book even though it would have extended the time it took for Frodo to find Strider and begin the second part of his adventure...

    1. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      Yeah. A friend of mine described it as thus: "Well, they were in Hobbiton and then *BAM* they were in Bree." No trashing Frodo's new digs (and Fatty running like a little wuss...).

      Plus, no Evil Bill from Bree in the movie... And I so wanted to see Sean Astin whip an apple at somebody.

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    2. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just finished (re)reading the book, but haven't seen the movie yet, so I didn't know Tom wasn't in it.

      I think Robin Williams would've made a really good Tom Bombadillo. Agree/Disagree?

    3. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by curtis · · Score: 1

      There is actually one shot of evil Bill Ferny talking to the shady southerner in the inn but if you blinked, you missed it.

      The apple bit would have been perfect for a movie too -- a little bit of comedy injected into the movie where most of it from the book had been taken out.

      The thing about Tom is that he is such an enigma. It would have added to the mystery and agelessness of middle earth. Plus, Goldberry would be a hotty.

    4. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      I don't know. I must have missed the part where J.R.R. described Tom Bombadill as a jumpy, hairy ex-cokehead with rainbow suspenders. Although he did have those groovy boots...*grin*

      I actually never even considered who would make a good Tom Bombadill, as it was leaked fairly early on in production that Tom was getting cut for "cinematic constraints" reasons. Hmmmm.

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    5. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by curtis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was thinking of a more "hip" version of Tom --

      Think: Busta Rhymes!

      Hit you with no delayin so what you sayin yo? (uh)
      Silly with my nine milli, what the deally yo? (what?)
      When I be on the mic yes I do my duty yo
      Wild up in the club like we wild in the stud-io (uh)
      You don't wanna VIOLATE nigga really and truly yo (uh)
      My main thug nigga named Julio he moody yo (what?)
      Type of nigga that'll slap you with the tool-io (blaow!)
      Bitch nigga scared to death, act fruity yo (uh)
      Fuck that! Look at shorty, she a little cutie yo (yeah)
      The way she shake it make me wanna get all in the booty yo (whoo!)
      I am Tom Bombadil-yo!

    6. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      I've always been a big fan of the extended "Hey Diddle Diddle" song, but the scene it appears in would probably come off too goofy on screen.

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    7. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tom was cut for the same reason he was also cut from the cartoon version; the forest part adds nothing to the story and nothing to the plot, but I do agree with previous posters, it would have helped the atmosphere a bit. I thought Frodo got to Bree waaaayyy too quickly in the movie.

    8. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by bfree · · Score: 2

      Tom adds an immense ammount to the tale, as the tale is one of balance. You have Saruman, Mithrandir, Tom, TreeBeard in the book who all stand as something apart from the affairs of the 1,3,7 and 9 rings (apart from anything else they are not from those races). Saruman of course also stands apart but his is the 1! What do they each do, when and why? Who is Tom and how/why does he have nothing to do with the outside world and what is happening? The Lord of the rings is unfortunately only a part of the story of middle-earth, that is perhaps why he was cut, but it's a shame because portrayed well he could have added a depth that will probably never be seen in the trilogy.

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    9. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      I think Robin Williams would've made a really good Tom Bombadillo. Agree/Disagree?

      Bob Ross is the only person I can picture playing Tom Bombadil. Unfortunately, he has been dead for quite some time.

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    10. Re:How about Tom, Bambadill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as we don't have to see the part where Tom tells the hobbits to take off all their clothes. No offense to the actors, but I'm not big on male nudity.

  34. Through the miracle of CGI . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny
    . . . The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings 2011 Special Tenth Anniversary Edition DVD includes:

    • Osama Bin Laden synthespian as Barrow Wight #3
    • Robin Williams as Tom Bombadil
    • Elijah Wood's ubiquitous "deer caught in the headlights" expression replaced by fear or stolid determination, as warranted.
    • Bill the Pony now consistently appears in scenes between Rivendell and Moria.
    1. Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by sgt_getraer · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm pretty sure that the Barrow Wights are played by the members of N'Sync.

    2. Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2
      Bill the Pony now consistently appears in scenes between Rivendell and Moria.


      Yah, this was a shame. I was just about to say "hey, they left him out completely" until they said byebye. I try to see it as a wink to insiders (erm, readers) to at least put in the byebye.

    3. Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by jafac · · Score: 2

      Robin Williams WOULD make a kick-ass Bombadil!

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    4. Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha-ha. that is funny and timely. ha-ha. i sure do hate george lucas. ha-ha.

    5. Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 1
      Bill was in the scene where they try to cross that snowy peak. (The one that I'm not even going to attempt to spell here lest the Tolkien experts scream at me.) If you look behind the hobbits all huddled up together, they're dragging poor Bill along- he appears to be kneeling (if such is possible with a pony.)

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  35. 3 Disc DVD! by DeadBugs · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Digital Bits has some more info and also a link to Urban Cinefile which has an interview with Barrie M. Osborne a producer on the project.

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  36. Re:wooo. extra footage by vipw · · Score: 1

    it was a 3 hour movie, so that's 3 hours worth of footage they thought was worthwhile. You could tell there were sections that were led up to and then skipped (Gimli and Galadriel). I would like to see that part so i will rent the dvd when it comes out, that extra is worth it to me.

  37. VERY disappointed in this movie by DonkPunch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like most people who have actually read the book, I was VERY disappointed in the "Lord of the Rings" movie.

    It omitted several of the most important aspects of the novel.

    Specifically, there was no island, no conch shell, and no "Piggy". Instead, we got a bunch or fanciful immature swords-and-sorcery dungeons-and-dragons crap.

    Far too many dramatic liberties were taken.

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    1. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by alen · · Score: 1

      I never read the book and liked the movie. As far as being like D&D you're right. Just like a dungeons and dragons game.

    2. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just like a dungeons and dragons game.

      You got that reversed.

      And it seems the moderators are better read than you are.
      Look at how it is moderated. (+2 Funny)
      Think there might be a joke in there?

    3. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by kawaichan · · Score: 1

      You mean "Lord of the Flies" right?

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    4. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by ZaMoose · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a joke. Laugh.

      Perhaps the next revision of Slashcode should allow users to mark their posts as "from the blah blah blah dept." so that everyone could immediately determine the intended tone.

      Oh wait. Then that would negate the whole "subtle humo(u)r" thing.

      It would open up a whole new world of ironic possibilities though, like ACs annotating their own posts as coming from the "Interesting/Informative dept.".

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    5. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Frank+White · · Score: 1

      When people on this site fail to "get" jokes over and over again, you have to wonder about the way they claim to enjoy things like the Simpsons and Monty Python....

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    6. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
      I agree, I mean the so called "Hobbits" are obviously just rip offs of the D&D halfling race. And could Gandolf be any more a stereotypical wizard?

      Its obvious that this Tolkin hack just read the D&D 2nd addition rules and made up a story set in that universe.

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    7. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score: -1 Joke-Explainer

    8. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 1

      Slashdot: Where humor, irony, and sarcasm die horrible deaths 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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    9. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by blueskatz · · Score: 1

      Dear God, I hope you're just kidding...

    10. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Like most people who have actually read the book, I was VERY disappointed in the "Lord of the Rings" movie.

      Well, I didn't read the books and I was still VERY diappointed with the movie. When my local newspaper gave it an A rating (one of the few movies it granted such to), I actually assumed this was going to be a GOOD movie. I can sum up the movie succintly:

      do (/* seemingly */ forever) {
      jabber(); jabber(); jabber();
      fight(something);
      slog_along();
      }

      In the end, I didn't really give a rat's patootie about any of the characters and half hoped that the bad guys would win (at least then there would be some shots of the goodie two shoes heroes being tortured or something and Middle Earth would be destroyed before anyone else had to sit through the next hideous sequels).

      Plodding, deadly dull, and overly long. That's it.

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    11. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Edax+Rarem · · Score: 1

      Can't belive this wasn't labled "flamebait".

      Read the books, then maybe ou will understand the movie.

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    12. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Hard_Code · · Score: 2
      do (/* seemingly */ forever) {
      jabber(); jabber(); jabber();
      fight(something);
      slog_along();
      }


      Wow, then it was <heresy>just like the boring book</heresy>
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    13. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >"subtle humo(u)r"

      WTF is up with Americans using British spellings?

      Do they think it makes them look moure souphisticated our soumething?

    14. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by pokeyburro · · Score: 1

      Read more Slashdot, then maybe you will understand a joke.

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    15. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear god, you're an idiot.

    16. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by btlzu2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this kind of movie has too much talking in it. I don't get that at all. Some people say it has something to do with this thing they call intelligence or imagination, but I've never heard of that. I just want to see blood and action. No talking or "fine" acting for me. Blah. Give me "Schwarzenegger vs. Rambo" anyday.
      There's always someone who has to act cool, disparage most peoples' opinions, and act like they're rooting for the bad guys. It happens every time.

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    17. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The post would be more appropriately labeled a "troll."

    18. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tis a shame that your level of art appreciation is so limited and sigular in it's point of view. You have one chance at this life, why not enjoy as much as you can rather than shut out what you don't understand.

      I weep for you and for those that you will and do influence, for your narrow mindedness is teh smae narrow mindedness that created horrors such as Hitler, KKK, and Mtv (it's current incarnation not the origianly Mtv)

      do not reply to this, for i shall never return to read it, you are lost, to far gone to be brought back i just hope other will be able to learn form your mistakes, if not then i fear the human race is lost.

    19. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

      I see. So by your classification, a movie is not good if it omits system("unzip; mount; yes; unmount");... Personally, I was impressed at how LoTR wasn't destroyed by Hollywood "people" trying to "modernize" it by adding steamy sex seens, scantily clad females, and incredibly foul language (unlike slashdot, which exhibits all of those traits... but that's beside the point).

    20. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Jayr · · Score: 1

      LoTR wasn't destroyed by Hollywood "people" trying to "modernize" it by adding steamy sex seens, scantily clad females, and incredibly foul language (unlike slashdot, which exhibits all of those traits... but that's beside the point).

      Where's the scantily clad females?

    21. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In the end, I didn't really give a rat's patootie about any of the characters and half hoped that the bad guys would win (at least then there would be some shots of the goodie two shoes heroes being tortured or something and Middle Earth would be destroyed before anyone else had to sit through the next hideous sequels)

      I suggest you stop going to movies and go back to killing ants with your magnifying glass with all the other hopeless misanthropes perpetually trapped at the age of thirteen.

    22. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by latro · · Score: 1

      c'mon now - don't you get almost as much entertainment from the people that don't get the joke? :-)

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    23. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tickle me!

    24. Re:VERY disappointed in this movie by Edax+Rarem · · Score: 1

      Arent' _jokes_ supposed to be funny?

      That just wasn't.

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  38. Re:wooo. extra footage by ergo98 · · Score: 1

    Whoa...speak for yourself. Firstly if you buy a DVD, generally it means you really like the movie (otherwise you'd just rent it), and as such usually you'll find behind the scenes, making of, info on the various actors, etc. superb. I'm not a big fan of the director's commentary tracks, but it is neat to switch to it for some perspective on how they did things. I would say that "trailers" are indeed the least interesting extra on DVDs, and I'd say that the studios agree.

  39. Why does it take by alen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    LOTR less than a year to make it to DVD and Star Wars is going to take no one knows how many years?

    As far as the movie i saw it last night and it was great. Unlike star wars the evil characters actually acted and looked evil. Believably evil. Not funny austin powers evil like sw.

    1. Re:Why does it take by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      It takes longer than you think to animate an older CGI Jar Jar Binks.

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    2. Re:Why does it take by roca · · Score: 2

      Because New Line has to get the DVD out ASAP so that anyone who didn't catch FELLOWSHIP in the theatres can get up to speed before TWO TOWERS comes out.

  40. Free != For-ever-Free by garoush · · Score: 2

    "But, the best part, is that he DVD will have around 30 to 40 minutes of extra footage!"

    Once the DVD format is wildly accepted and used, expect to see those "free" stuff being sold separately on (you guessed it) DVDs.

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    1. Re:Free != For-ever-Free by typoDemons · · Score: 1

      Why would you think this? They could have been releasing extra footage on seperate vhs tapes all along, no? Maybe charging extra for dvds with extra footage, I could see.. tD

    2. Re:Free != For-ever-Free by pod · · Score: 1

      I doubt that, but there may be a bigger trend towards releaseing a cheaper, regular, bare-bones version (for renting and people not interested in extras) and a special edition with extras. So the versions we are used to now will get a little more expensive, and hopefully the 'special' editions that aren't will stop getting produced.

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    3. Re:Free != For-ever-Free by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2
      Once the DVD format is wildly accepted and used, expect to see those "free" stuff being sold separately on (you guessed it) DVDs.


      Do you mean The /Matrix Revisited? (not to be confused with Reloaded)

  41. good thing I'm a dwarf by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 0

    and time seems to go by faster. With more than 3hours of entertainment this will be like watching a looney toons short in comparison to you humans.

  42. Extra Footage by DRO0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please don't mention extra footage. Hobbits can be very sensitive about their height you know.

  43. IGN Slashdotted by cOdEgUru · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see those poor bastards cringing to publish the story and holding on to their dear website, before the gates of slashdot were unleashed upon it.

  44. Re:WHat do you think by rreay · · Score: 1

    no Glorfindel. Fie!

    I don't have a problem with this. They dropped a one shot character who appears in that one scene in order to introduce Arwen earlier so she doesn't just come out of nowhere in the third movie.

    Seems like a reasonable tradoff to me.

    -Rob

  45. Obsessing over details is fun! by GreyDuck · · Score: 5, Informative
    This page has a sizeable list of contributed observations... neat little details that helped "make" the movie for various viewers. It's a fun read if only to see just how hard Jackson & Co. worked on this thing.

    And when the DVD comes out, there'll be a revised version of the list, I'm sure. Yeah, I'll pick me up a copy...

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  46. On the contrary by Vicegrip · · Score: 2

    Tom Bombadil adds considerably to the mystical nature and history of the world of Middle Earth.

    I personally found that the travels of the hobbits between the Shire and Bree accomplished much character building for me.

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    1. Re:On the contrary by dinivin · · Score: 2

      Tom Bombadil adds considerably to the mystical nature and history of the world of Middle Earth.

      Which is fine if you're interested in a history lesson. It's quite tedious, however, if you're interested in the storyline itself.

      I personally found that the travels of the hobbits between the Shire and Bree accomplished much character building for me.

      I personally found a lot of the events that happened in Bree to accomplish much more character building, and was sorely disappointed to see them cut.

      Dinivin

    2. Re:On the contrary by Nick · · Score: 1

      This is quite true, for the story itself it doesn't change much. However the reference to him in Rivendell is pretty amazing, and for the history of middle-earth itself makes him one of the more important characters in the book(s).

      The movies themselves also have to be tailored somewhat so the average person who hasn't read the books can get into it without falling asleep :)

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  47. Great news but... by jsin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the DVD going to come with an ending? Watching that movie in the theater was like making out with your middle-school girlfriend for three hours and then having to go home...

    ...only you can't even finish the movie yourself!

    1. Re:Great news but... by Rubbersoul · · Score: 1

      ...only you can't even finish the movie yourself!

      Sure you can ... do you know how to read? ;>

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    2. Re:Great news but... by jmu1 · · Score: 1

      Try reading the books then. Most of the people that I have talked to about the ending(some of which haven't read the books) agree that the ending was appropriate. Stop whining.

    3. Re:Great news but... by fobbman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Dude, if you're going to post about making out with your underage girlfriend at LEAST do it as an AC. In most states that stuff will getcha in a lot of trouble.

    4. Re:Great news but... by jsin · · Score: 1

      Sure you can ... do you know how to read? ;>

      What, are you Amish?

    5. Re:Great news but... by jsin · · Score: 1

      I guess I didn't make it clear that I ment the girlfriend I had when I was in middle school....

      ...I don't know about you buy mine was 25 ; )

    6. Re:Great news but... by mmontour · · Score: 2

      One thought I had while watching it was that they could have ended the first movie with the escape from Moria and the entrance into Lothlorien. The balrog scene makes a nice dramatic climax for the movie, and the timeless land of Lorien seems a good place to park the characters for a year until the next movie.

      The first book is the longest of the three, so the second movie wouldn't have to be cut too heavily to make room for the additional material from 'Fellowship' (In the book I have, 1/3 of the total page count is somewhere in the Mirror of Galadriel chapter).

  48. Re:WHat do you think by ZaMoose · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can see a bit of Jackson's reasoning for not wanting to introduce another character (many of the non-readers that I've talked to have complained about the sheer volume of characters in the film). I am still pissed, though, that they made the ford scene one of Liv Tyler playing the Elven Amazon warrior, instead of letting Frodo take what he thought was going to be his last stand.

    Yeah, he was on horseback, but Glofindel wasn't with him. It was him going face-to-face with the Nazgul.

    That was my biggest gripe with the movie: the way the hobbits were portrayed as wide-eyed, bumbling know-nothings who couldn't fend for themselves if their lives depended on it.

    Most people would place Frodo as the "hero" of the books, but I've always been of the opinion that Sam ends up being the truest, most noble hero in the book... Ahhh well.

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  49. Sauron by mattdm · · Score: 2

    Wow, I couldn't disagree more. (In fact, I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but in grand slashdot tradition I'll take your statement at face value.) In the book, Sauron is an unnamed and unshown omnipotent power, the very force of evil. In the scene in the movie, he's pretty much reduced to being a supervillain.

    (In general, I was pretty happy with the movie, despite its missteps.)

    1. Re:Sauron by Dalroth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read the Silmarillion. Sauron is VERY human in the Silmarilion (or at least very capable of putting on the appearance that he is human).

    2. Re:Sauron by InfinityWpi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Movies are a visual medium. They work best when they show you things. Have Sauron just be this vague, nebulous 'evil thing' works in the books.

      But for a movie, the bad guy has to look intimidating and powerful.

      In a book, you can simply have someone tell the story about how Sauron was defeated and the One Ring taken.

      In a movie, you have to show someone slicing it off the guy's freakin' arm.

      No movie has ever been 100% faithful to a book and been good. Simply because it's a movie, not a book.

    3. Re:Sauron by CaseyB · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In the book, Sauron is an unnamed and unshown omnipotent power, the very force of evil.

      If that was the case, then how did Isildur ever manage to hack the ring off such a nebulous entity? Sauron fought man-to-man in the book too.

    4. Re:Sauron by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      I am torn here, but in the end I agree with you. In a movie you really need to use the medium to its full extent. The quickest and most effective way to communicate how powerful and terrible Sauron was is to simply show some scenes of his imposing, terrifying figure performing supernatural acts.

      The books have hundreds of pages where they can let Gandalf ramble about this history or that to demonstrate Saruon's power. The book has time and words to paint him as a hidden, dark, and terrible power. The movie needs something to show you, at least to most people.

      I think in the end with the eye and a couple other creepy effects and a little more hint dropping about Sauron and him using his powers from afar the movie would have been fine without the scene of him romping about a battlefield smacking people.

      I was disappointed to see him romping around a battlefeed smacking people about. It just seemed like such a comic book portryal of such a dark and foreboding guy that a comic-book portrayal could never do justice, especially in the manner shown. Sure the scene was great but I think the mystery and hidden power is one of the things that keep the book so engrossing, and the entire theme so powerful.

      If you really look deep you can determine a lot of about the ring and its powers. There are many hints and references to the kind of power it has.

      Jeremy

    5. Re:Sauron by TimboJones · · Score: 1

      Sauron is an unshown omnipotent power in the movie, as well. At least, the images of him are no more detailed than they were in the book Fellowship: a lidless eye of fire. The man-shaped suit of armor shown in the prologue comes from the Silmarillion, and as has been said, at that time he was man-shaped. It was later that he rose to power as an omnipotent disembodied force.

      This dissonance was covered in the movie, when Gandalf and Frodo are discussing the ring. Sauron was killed, but his spirit was bound to the ring. Sauron's spirit lives on as the nebulous scary entity that you love so well. I have faith in Jackson, and presume Sauron will remain nebulous in the trilogy's timeline.

      From another angle, you still don't know what Sauron looked liked even when he was walking around during the prologue: he was invariably covered head to toe in scary scary armor. Who knows what sort of matter was filling the space inside the armor?

    6. Re:Sauron by gilroy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      But for a movie, the bad guy has to look intimidating and powerful.

      Oh, I diagree, strongly. Movies most often go wrong when they attempt to show Ultimate Evil. (Except Time Bandits, of course, since Ultimate Evil was indeed a named character). Ultimate Evil is best kept in the shadows, so that you sense it viscerally. No amount of Hollywood SFX -- not even these -- can live up to the conception we carry inside.


      My usual case in point is Star Wars. Yes, Vader is evil and they show him. But he isn't Ultimate Evil, since it is always intimated that the Emperor is way more evil than him. In the first, the Emperor is hardly there at all. In The Empire Strikes Back, he shows up only as a vague, intimidating hologram.


      Then in Return of the Jedi, he becomes an on-screen character and shrinks to merely human proportions. The showing of the Emperor is what undermines Jedi, for my money. Well, that and Ewoks -- just another manifestation of Ultimate Evil. :)

    7. Re:Sauron by Geleekrapfenmann · · Score: 1

      Although, it would be kinda cool if they showed Sauron shitting his pants when he found out where the ring was....

    8. Re:Sauron by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you. I wasn't too happy with the Sauron scene and I thought the Emperor in ROTJ was hokey.

      However, I think it can go overboard the other way too (getting a little offtopic). For example, a lot of people talked about visceral evil being the big virtue of The Blair Witch Project. I found The Blair Witch to be totally ineffective because the evil has absolutely no persona.

      That is why I liked the portrayals of Sauron's eye in LOTR. I think these scenes would have made Sauron just tangible enough - well, along with portrayals of Sauron's minions.

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    9. Re:Sauron by x0 · · Score: 2

      Movies are a visual medium. They work best when they show you things. Have Sauron just be this vague, nebulous 'evil thing' works in the books. But for a movie, the bad guy has to look intimidating and powerful.

      I think a villian having to look intimidating and powerful is more a function of what the director is trying to accomplish and the quality of the editing. As an example, in the original Alien, IMHO one of the best 'terror' films ever made, the villian is onscreen for only 13 seconds or so out of the ~2 hours or so the film runs. Even then, you never see what the creature looks like until Ripley blows it out of the ship. Whether or not Sauron deserves, or requires, the same treatment is better determined by the style of the movie and the intentions of the director.

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    10. Re:Sauron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Sauron barely appears in the Silmarillion!
      Sure, he has a part in Akallabeth and "On the Rings of Power", but I think you're thinking of Morgoth/Melkor.

    11. Re:Sauron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Akallabeth (collected in the Silmarillion), Sauron appears as a regular human-looking being who seduces the king into making a really BAD mistake. In the aftermath, we are told that Sauron loses the ability to appear in his pleasant form. This is before the battle in the movie.

    12. Re:Sauron by DouglasA · · Score: 1

      But the climax of Jedi is the defeat of the Emperor - how would you have that done without ever showing him? Perhaps you would have prefered that no show-down with the Emperor take place? And, by extension, no Vader redemption? Yeah, the Empoeror "shrinks to merely human proportions" - and he must, because he must be defeated. I, for one, thought he was pretty bad-ass with that lightning trickery.

    13. Re:Sauron by tommyk · · Score: 2

      wasn't that was after the battle he lost that power?

      When he helped make the rings, after the fall of numenor, he stilled appeared in a fair ( one presumes human-ish ) form and was known to the dwarves and elves of moria as a great giver of gifts...

      then when everything came into the light came the war, and he was cut down by Isildur, had his "claw" removed and his ring taken. I assume that although he still had the power to appear nice, he wasn't using in the battle, as claws can really make some people uncomfortable.

      looking nice is how he is able to slip the proverbial back-door into all the rings, and carry off the ultimate back-orifice trick on the whole world. everyone thought he was just this neato-guy... or if they had suspicions they weren't sure anyway.

      After the battle he lost the power to assume a "fair form". It's sort of implied that he isn't too pretty to look from there on out...

    14. Re:Sauron by mattdm · · Score: 2

      If that was the case, then how did Isildur ever manage to hack the ring off such a nebulous entity? Sauron fought man-to-man in the book too.



      That never happens in the book. It's a story that's *told* there. This is an important distinction, because it plays into a key factor that makes LotR work -- there's these ordinary stay-at-home hobbits living their lives in a peaceful "real world" where mythical creatures and events are thought to be just that -- myths. And then all of the sudden, a few of these hobbits are swept up into the continuation of the myth itself. Sauron is part of the grand narrative; he was and is a being with human-like form, but showing that form too soon in the movie is a mistake.



      Someone brought up the example of the Emperor in Star Wars; I'll add another: the shark in Jaws.

    15. Re:Sauron by rking · · Score: 2

      Sauron's fair form was lost to him after the forging of the rings, but before his defeat by the Last Alliance. From "Akallabeth" concerning the fall of Numenor :

      For Sauron himself was filled with great fear at the wrath of the Valar, and the doom that Eru laid upon sea and land. It was greater far than aught he had looked for, hoping only for the death of the Numenoreans and the defeat of their proud king. And Sauron, sitting in his black seat in the midst of the Temple, had laughed when he heard the trumpets of Ar-Pharazon sounding for battle; and again he had laughed when he heard the thunder of the storm; and a third time he laughed at his own thought, thinking what he would now do in the world, being rid of the Edain for ever, he was taken in the midst of his mirth, and his seat and the temple fell into the abyss. But Sauron was not of mortal flesh, and though he was robbed now of that shape in which he had wrought so great an evil, so that he could never again appear fair to the eyes of Men, yet his spirit arose out of the deep and passed as a shadow and a black wind over the sea, and came back to Middle-earth and to Mordor that was his home. There he took up again his great Ring in Barad-dur, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Sauron the Terrible few could endure.

      And in similar words from "Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age" (also by Tolkien of course) :

      There now he brooded in the dark, until he had wrought for himself a new shape; and it was terrible, for his fair semblance had departed for ever when he was cast into the abyss at the drowning of Numenor. He took up again the great Ring and clothed himself in power; and the malice of the Eye of Sauron few even of the great among Elves and Men could endure.

      It does go on to talk about him wrestling with Gil-Galad and Elendil and of the ring being cut from his hand so obviously there was more to him than just the Eye, but it wasn't fair of form, whatever it was.

    16. Re:Sauron by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      But the climax of Jedi is the defeat of the Emperor

      No, the climax of Jedi is the redemption of Vader. The Emperor is just gravy. A clever writer could arrange that without having the Emperor on-screen. Even if you needed him present, he should been more a lurking presence, not a many-scened character.


      I have always thought the lightning thing has made him seem random and, well, like a powered-up Grandpa Simpson. Though, to be honest, I love how the SFX guys colored in Luke's mouth for a few frames. That really brought home the power. And I like to think of the wild lightning bolts as proof that the Emperor is a less-disciplined (if more raw powerful) adherent of the Dark Side. Vader's use of the Force always seemed considered and efficient. Lightning bolts are just, well, flashy.

    17. Re:Sauron by tommyk · · Score: 2

      Too late on this prolly but...

      OK... so it goes:

      Great Ring is Forged.
      Sauron is confronted, cowed, returns to Numenor.
      Numenor falls.
      Sauron loses his form, becomes a big eye, wears his ring again.
      Then comes the big battle with Elves and men.

      Got it. I had the rings being forged after the downfall in my head. Thanks!

  50. Re:wooo. extra footage by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 1

    Agreed....I thought about that when I saw FOTR. They even led up to it with G****'s speech before the Fellowship entered...the place where all the E**** lived. (Sheesh, this is getting retarded. I'll do this instead:)

    SPOILER!!!
    Gimli's infatuation with Lady Galadriel doesn't really come into play until the Two Towers (where Gimli and Legolas' friendship blossoms), so it would make since for the Gimli-Galadriel thing to be in the next movie, rather than this one. Had it gone into this movie, there wouldn't have been any time to follow up on it, and it just would have seemed out of place.

  51. AC karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What to Expect in the Other Lord of the Rings Films
    Also, get the scoop on FOTR cut-scenes, box office results, and the possibility of a Hobbit film.

    by Paul Davidson 2002-01-03

    While I and other countless Lord of the Rings fans are still drooling over the trilogy's first marvelous installment, director Peter Jackson and his production crew are making great progress on the other two films: The Two Towers and The Return of the King. According to Dark Horizons, Jackson dropped hints to the press during some recent interviews and press conferences that were held in conjunction with the first movie's opening. They have a fairly complete rough cut of The Two Towers already finished, as well as a loosely assembled cut of Return of the King. Both films will be between two-and-a-half and three hours in length with 500 to 600 effects shots, much like the first movie.

    Jackson confirmed that the Ents and Treebeard will be playing an important role in The Two Towers as in the book. Faramir, son of the Steward of Gondor, and his romance with Eowyn may also play a more emphasized part on-screen than in the book. It was also hinted that Arwen's character would appear briefly in the second movie, though she is not mentioned in the second book.

    The film's principle actors may be returning to New Zealand in May and June for any necessary reshoots. There's no word yet on what parts might be added or modified.

    And here's some good news for fans disappointed by some of FOTR's omissions: the DVD, being released later this year, should have an extra thirty to forty minutes of footage on it. The additions would include some much-needed interaction and development among the members of the Fellowship, an important aspect of the book that was weakly portrayed in the film. Another addition would include the sequence in which Gimli falls for Galadriel, a turning point for his distrust of Elves.

    While we ponder what is to come, Fellowship of the Rings is doing terrific business at the box office. After nearly two weeks of release, its domestic take has climbed above $160 million. The second weekend saw the fantasy epic easily hold onto first place, with only a 21% drop from last week and an impressive $11,000 per venue. Fuller details can be seen at Box Office Mojo.

    With New Line Cinema's risky $270 million investment clearly paying off, folks are beginning to ponder the idea of a prequel based on The Hobbit. Fellowship co-writer Philippa Boyens discussed the possibility in an interview, saying that there were no plans as yet. In addition, she stated that The Hobbit, being a more difficult adaption with its large number of characters and shifting plotline, might be best left to a more experienced writer. At any rate, she and Jackson won't be considering it for a while yet.

  52. MORE footage? by siphoncolder · · Score: 1

    ooh boy... the movie was GREAT, don't get me wrong, but even MORE footage to ogle... i dunno that i could sit still through that.

    heck, even my friend was mentioning to me in the theatre as we were watching, "god, this is a LONG movie". it turned funny when the movie ended, and he whirled on me with a wild look in his eyes, exclaiming "THAT'S IT?".

    the poor unwitting soul had no idea it was a trilogy.

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    1. Re:MORE footage? by verbatim · · Score: 1

      Who was it that said "always leave them wanting more"?

      Very fitting in this case, don't you think? :)

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  53. Re:WHat do you think by _Neurotic · · Score: 1

    ehh.. they could have kept the romance and introduced her at Rivendel.

  54. Not me... by curunir · · Score: 1

    I'm buying both. I'm sure that, in the three years between when the release FOTR and the boxed set, I'll easily be able to get my $20 worth out of the first one.

    Shit...I've worn through two sets of copies of the books...I don't see why the dvds should be any different.

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    1. Re:Not me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the three years between when the release FOTR and the boxed set, I'll easily be able to get my $20 worth out of the first one.

      Yes, but make sure you budget an additional $80 for Jergens Lotion while watching that DVD.

  55. Format of additional material by west · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For me, the biggest question will be the format of the extra material.

    I suspect that the will have the "deleted scenes" in the DVD coming out in August. However, I would love to see the extra scenes actually integrated into the movie. We will probably have to wait until the boxed set for that.

    I would certainly buy the boxed set if they had a version of the movie without the CGI in Galadriel's ring speech. Cate Blanchett certainly didn't need it and I weep for what the scene could have been...

    1. Re:Format of additional material by v4sudeva · · Score: 1
      I would certainly buy the boxed set if they had a version of the movie without the CGI in Galadriel's ring speech. Cate Blanchett certainly didn't need it and I weep for what the scene could have been...


      Hear, hear. I detested that part. It was everything I had hoped the movie wouldn't be: schlocky, unbelievable, and ugly. It screams Disney-style pandering. The bit in the beginning where Frodo mistrusts Gandalf's intentions for a bit was just as bad, although shorter and less cartoony.

      In the book, these moments were described in a manner that forced the reader to visualize his own scene. I realize Jackson et.al. probably had a tough time transferring this to the screen -- and that I am no director -- but wouldn't it have been simpler, purer, and more in line with the noble grace of the book itself to have the actor actually *act* "foreboding and terrible," or "titanic and angered," or whatever? Even a narrowed brow and a stilted voice would have sufficed for me. As it was, there are now two legitimately cringe-worthy moments in this piece of film, which I otherwise loved.

      I wrote more on this here.
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    2. Re:Format of additional material by JoshuaDFranklin · · Score: 2

      What CGI? I thought they just ran out of money and did a simple reverse-negative (a la the B&W _Wizard of Oz_).

    3. Re:Format of additional material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that article was MEGA-RAD!!! It was the ultimate in underground CYBER-NEWS!!! It was a Mega-bitch ass page of radness!!!

      Funny how you praise the movie fleetingly in the first paragraph, then go on to lambast its shortcomings in great detail for four paragraphs, then grudgingly admit "there was some good stuff too, but I was drunk so don't remember any of it." Well, you sure "remembered" all the stuff you didn't like clear as day.

      You've got postmodern hipster disease, bad.

    4. Re:Format of additional material by mumkin · · Score: 1

      Wowzers. I thought Jackson swiped some Fritz Lang footage of the Maria > Robot transformation from Metropolis. Really, that's all I could think of during Galadriel's "and they shall LOVE me!" scene

    5. Re:Format of additional material by v4sudeva · · Score: 1
      Wow, that article was MEGA-RAD!!! It was the ultimate in underground CYBER-NEWS!!! It was a Mega-bitch ass page of radness!!!
      Oh, good. My very own tamagotchi.

      Funny how you praise the movie fleetingly in the first paragraph, then go on to lambast its shortcomings in great detail for four paragraphs, then grudgingly admit "there was some good stuff too, but I was drunk so don't remember any of it." Well, you sure "remembered" all the stuff you didn't like clear as day.
      I didn't praise it "fleetingly." I praised it succinctly. That is, anyone who didn't care to read into my pages of nitpicking minutiae is able to gather the gist of my feelings in one short paragraph. There are many reasons to do this; one of them is to alleviate the risk of just such miscomprehension as you display.

      As for lambasting its shortcomings in great detail, well, I cared about this movie. I loved the books. Me and a billion other random scifi geeks all waited anxiously to see how it would work out. As I made abundantly clear in the comment, I liked the movie. Hell, I loved it. Did I have a few reservations about it after seeing it? Yes.

      I didn't "grudgingly admit" anything, nor did I claim to be unable to remember any of the good stuff. I saved the good stuff for last, because I genuinely respect the work done on this movie (which is more than I can say for your feeble, anonymous comment). What I couldn't remember -- and what will become clear to you if you actually give it a real read -- is that there is plenty of good stuff. What I couldn't remember were the two ways in which the movie improved on the book.

      Yes, I remembered the stuff I didn't like "clear as day." This seems to trouble you; I have little idea why, and I care less. In any case, you have your own issues to work out.

      You've got postmodern hipster disease, bad.
      And you, my sallow-faced random idiot, have illiterate jackass disease. Here's to you encysting!

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  56. The Hobbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the IGN article...

    Fellowship co-writer Philippa Boyens discussed the possibility in an interview, saying that there were no plans as yet. In addition, she stated that The Hobbit, being a more difficult adaption with its large number of characters and shifting plotline, might be best left to a more experienced writer.

    *More* difficult? Is she being sarcastic?

    1. Re:The Hobbit by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 1

      Re-read the Hobbit sometimes. A film adaptation would have an ABSURD amount of speaking parts. Not to mention the fact that the main protagonist is a big ass dwarf chomping dragon that lives in a mountain lying on a massive hoard of treasure.

      But we'll see. I wouldn't mind seeing the Hobbit on the big screen.

  57. The real best part is.... by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

    No, the best part is that the DVD is being released in a reasonable amount of time. Unlike Mr Lucas' efforts.

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    1. Re:The real best part is.... by DRO0 · · Score: 1

      That's b/c Lucas has to take more time to add the extra NSync soundtrack material to the DVD's.

    2. Re:The real best part is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't he first have to pull NSync out of his ass?

  58. Re:wooo. extra footage by Ybrog · · Score: 1
    Well, I'm lured into buying expensive dvd's because I like to watch the movies I buy more than once. It also happens I like my dvd player more than my vcr and especially like being able to watch dvds on my laptop in airports when need be.

    You're right that most bonus material is pure crap, but it doesn't increase the price that much. It comes down to us justifying paying more for a dvd than it's worth for immediate viewing. I could always rent a dvd I wanted and buy it later...but I've saved like $5 total that way...so no big deal.

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  59. Re:wooo. extra footage by Nos. · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Yup - the moviegoing public has limited patience for 4 hour films.

    I heard somewhere (maybe from my girlfriend who used to manage a theatre) that they will never show a movie that is longer than 3 Hours in a theatre. I don't remember running times, but I noticed it in Braveheart, which came in just under 3 hours at the theatre, but the VHS copy runs about 200 mins.

    Can anyone confirm/deny the 3 hour rule?

  60. Poems! by jms · · Score: 1, Redundant

    The one thing that was missing from the movie that I really enjoyed in the book was the poetry and songs. It would be nice if some of the additional footage brings this element back into the story.

    1. Re:Poems! by nagora · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the director even read those bits never mind filmed them. I'd give good odds that his copy only falls open at the fight scenes.

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    2. Re:Poems! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, you'd think so. But you should really see the movie, it's a LOT better then that!

  61. guess at material... by Sebastopol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    - the discovery of the troll statues in that one shot (alluded to in the movie during Bilbo's tale to the children).

    - gifts from Galadriel (Gimli and her hair maybe? The giving of the cloaks and string?)

    - more elaboration of race relations with elves/dwarves (the blindfolding prior to entering Lothlorein)

    - a few more minutes of sombreness after Gandalf dies, rather than cutting from tears to smiles in Lorien...

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    1. Re:guess at material... by tweek · · Score: 1

      I'm still wondering how they plan on showing the gift of lembas since it plays such an important role in the other volumes. I'm thinking maybe a flashback. I'm hoping to see THAT as an extra.

      And it wasn't a string. It was rope, which in itself is important because that's how Frodo and Sam get Golum to show them the way through the mountain.

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    2. Re:guess at material... by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      Easy...
      Gimili: I can not run all the way to Isengard.
      Aragorn: Okay...lets have some of that find lembas that Galadriel gave us before we left Lorien.

      or

      Hey Merry - those Orcs got you down...well I got my hands free and I still have some of the lembas Galadriel gave me.

      My prefered method would have been showing the gifts and cutting the cave troll sequence, or one of the 4000 flash backs to Isildur cutting the ring off.

    3. Re:guess at material... by tweek · · Score: 1

      Thank You!

      I loved the scene with Isildur but you didn't need to see it 50 million times. Maybe Jackson just wanted to get it through your head?

      Don't get me wrong, I thought the movie did a damn fine job picking and choosing what was shown but here is my little list of things I would have LIKED to see:

      1) Tom Bombadil and the Barrow-wights (This doesn't add much to the story outside of the first volume so I understand cutting it.)

      2) The relationship between Gimli and Legolas developed more and more. I would have loved to see the scene where he was blindfolded. I really think the conflict between elves and dwarfs was a big point in the choosing of the fellowship. ( I guess this might have come off as a bit gay though and maybe wanted it to be avoided? Why is it that movies can't display a healthy male relationship in the vein of brotherhood without someone calling it homosexual?)

      I honestly think those are my major gripes with the movie. At least as far as being left out. The changes have me a bit more miffed. I don't want this to become a Liv Tyler movie. I'm hoping that isn't the case with the next two books. Having her ride out to rescue Frodo really kinda bugged me.

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    4. Re:guess at material... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From talking to a weta workshop person (I'm from Wellington New Zealand where the films were shot) there will probably be footage of golum floating down the great river following the fellowship.

      This was shot but not included due to time constraints.

    5. Re:guess at material... by latro · · Score: 1

      well I kind of like the fact that they put the troll statues in the movie, but didn't have any of the characters mention it.

      kind of a neat treat for those of us paying attention!

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  62. Re:wooo. extra footage by Malc · · Score: 2

    I think it would be great if they took advantage of DVD technology and offered both original version and director's cut on the same disc. I think this trend of offering menus of deleted scenes is just laziness... with the option of having multiple play-back paths on DVDs, there's no reason why they can't allow you to play it back with the scenes spliced into the right places.

  63. Jackson shooting new scenes over the summer by vrmlguy · · Score: 1, Redundant
    The film's principle actors may be returning to New Zealand in May and June for any necessary reshoots. There's no word yet on what parts might be added or modified.
    Can anyone say, "Tom Bobmbadil"?
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    1. Re:Jackson shooting new scenes over the summer by sebi · · Score: 1

      The way I understood it they will return to New Zealand to reshoot sequences for the next to Films. Not the DVD.

    2. Re:Jackson shooting new scenes over the summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you say "Tom Bombadil"?

  64. Actually, the DVD is already out ... by __aasfhc1949 · · Score: 1

    ... In Hong Kong, that is.

    My friend just came back from Christmas vacation in HK and he brought back a DVD version (complete with DD 5.1 audio!) of LOTR. However, the video is actually someone taping the LOTR with a VHS (I suspect) Camcorder and then moving that on to the DVD.

    1. Re:Actually, the DVD is already out ... by Nick · · Score: 1

      I suspect it was the rip from the international press preview. If theres chinese (at least I think they are chinese) characters that briefly appear on the screen, then it most likely is. Right now on Morpheus/Kazaa the movie itself is going around in 3 parts, each a 220MB hour long segment.

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    2. Re:Actually, the DVD is already out ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody uses VHS.......not in japan any way.
      maybe hi8, but more likely miniDV

    3. Re:Actually, the DVD is already out ... by __aasfhc1949 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are Chinese characters that appear at the bottom.

    4. Re:Actually, the DVD is already out ... by __aasfhc1949 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would make more sense than using VHS.

  65. Re:wooo. extra footage by Eccles · · Score: 1

    Yup - the moviegoing public has limited patience for 4 hour films.

    ...as do movie theater owners. The longer the flick, the fewer showings (and thus less revenue) you can have in a day. And even if they raised the ticket price, you probably wouldn't buy much more in the way of snacks.

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  66. Re:WHat do you think by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

    Okay, I'll bite:

    "Irony Nazi's Butt: what did you think of the new Apocalypse Now With Added T &A?"

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  67. Favorite scenes in FOTR by Kiwi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    For myself, I find that my favorite scene in the movir for FOTR is different than my favorite scene in the book. My favorite scene in the book was the scene at the end of the chapter "Flight to the Ford". My favorite scene in the movie is the scene at the end of the chapter "A Knife in the Dark"; probably because the cute girl I saw the movie with snuggled against me in fear at this particular scene.

    - Sam

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    1. Re:Favorite scenes in FOTR by dan+g · · Score: 4, Troll

      Tell your sister it's just a movie and not to be scared.

    2. Re:Favorite scenes in FOTR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahahahahaha...
      Thanks!

  68. Re:wooo. extra footage by jeffy210 · · Score: 1

    How can this be listed as a spoiler... it's like the lady who got mad when someone told at the end of Titanic, the boat sank.

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  69. Exactly by frostgiant · · Score: 1

    Exactly! Stuff _is_ cut for a reason. As others pointed out, if it is a movie you really enjoy, you may love the extra features. Else, they just seem like useless crap.
    Now, I am a big Simpsons fanboy. I just bought the Season 1 DVD set and I must say that I love it. The extra features include the Simpsons in about 6 different languages, which is quite comical, a "behind-the scenes" look at pencil sketches used to make an episode, and an original ep that was 70% redone.

  70. Doubtful by frostgiant · · Score: 1

    I sincerly doubt that. Most people never even use the extra features, let alone will they pay $5 for them. Maybe the extra features will just slip away. But how hard is it to include cut scenes and audio commentary? Some audio commentaries I've heard sound like they're recorded with a $2 RadioShack microphone.

  71. Easy answer: a must buy. by Monty+Worm · · Score: 2
    I know this is going to prove what a hideous geek I am, but it's an automatic purchase-on-sight order here. As will be a DVD player if it's only available on that media.

    An interesting comment on the movie itself though: As a New Zealander, I only recognised 1 location specifically. There were a lot of nice "top of mountain ranges" that could be anywhere, but just one said to me, I've been there.

    I think the river where Arwen challenges the Ringwraiths to follow her across, while ferrying Frodo to Rivendell is the Waikato. Specifically, a rapid called Fuljames, at Ngaaparua (highly questionable spelling). It's just below a hydro power station - no need for special effects shots.

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    1. Re:Easy answer: a must buy. by Have+Blue · · Score: 2
      It's just below a hydro power station - no need for special effects shots.
      I didn't know outflow from NZ powerplants took the form of mystical wild horses...
  72. Re:wooo. extra footage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably because longer movies -> less showings on a given screen. Since they charge the same price for every movie, showing a movie that is longer than three hours will result in the theaters taking in less money. I don't see this changing for anything other than a GUARANTEED blockbuster, which FOTR wasn't.

  73. Re:wooo. extra footage by NewWazoo · · Score: 1


    Actaully, Snatch has just this ability. It's a tad intrusive, since an orange diamond appears on-screen during deleted scenes, but it's nifty anyway.

    Brandon

  74. Re:LOTR SUX!!!!! by yoinkslap · · Score: 1, Insightful

    interesting. im currently reading the book (up to the 2nd book actually in FOTR actually!), and i regard it as the best book ive ever read so far. its interesting, never boring, keeps me involved - i look forward every day to coming home from work and getting stuck in. i dont know if i want to see the movie now that ive read it, i fear it will never be as good.

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  75. Re:wooo. extra footage by rreay · · Score: 1

    How many DVD players can't do seemless branching? Mine can, but it can't do a layer change without gliching the video. I suspect there are a number that can't do it correctly.

    -Rob

  76. Important Question by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    What DVD-Region is Middle-earth?

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    1. Re:Important Question by verbatim · · Score: 1

      Region 42 of course.

      :P

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    2. Re:Important Question by TH4L35 · · Score: 2

      lol. thanx.

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    3. Re:Important Question by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      I hear they still use Betamax.

      And I bet Gondor uses PAL instead of NTSC.

      I hear tell that Rosen and Valenti have enlisted Saruman to breed them uruk-hai lawyers capable of litigating and tracing pirates by IP...

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    4. Re:Important Question by LadyLucky · · Score: 1

      Why Wellington, of course. Wellington (captial of NZ, for our American readers) changed its name to Middle-Earth during the launch of FOTR.

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  77. Dark Tower reference! by Frank+White · · Score: 0
    "And may you days be long upon the Earth..."
    Dude! Why don't we talk about the Dark Tower more on this site?! We should have flamewars about which is the best book (I know some l4m3rz who think it's the first one) and whether Cort or David Quick would win in a fight, and whether Farson is a person or a town.
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  78. Change the article title please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why use real words? LOTR:FOTR DVD INFO would be sufficient

  79. That's nice but... by eAndroid · · Score: 1

    When is the Harry Potter DVD coming out? That might have some cool extra footage. I heard that there was more than an hour of extra film.

    But like LOTR it might be wisest to wait for the boxed set.

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    1. Re:That's nice but... by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      You'll be waiting more than seven years for that.

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  80. Flight to the Ford by Nick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That chapter in the book amazing when I first read it. When Glorfindel said, "fly", meaning roughly "Get the hell out of here" was pretty gripping.

    I'm kind of upset a little that they cut out Glorfindel and had Arwen instead of Elrond raise the ford, but I understand for purposes of the movie why they did that.

    The best part I liked in the movie had to be the beginning when they talked about Isildir.

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  81. Nien Nunb to Appear by alacqua · · Score: 1

    Apparently, Peter Jackson is an avid Slashdot reader with all the free time on his hands. Having read this story, he decided to add a few hours of Nien Nunb to the director's cut along with Hammerhead and the Jawas. Says Jackson, "The movie was running short and, hopefully, this will give them the added exposure they so richly deserve. Who knows, maybe this story will even be duplicate-posted on Slashdot in 5 or 6 months!"

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  82. More F/X in next films? by peter303 · · Score: 2

    That is part of the reason the releases are so spread out. Gollum is CGI and has many minutes in the next two films. Also there are more extensive battle scenes than in the first film too. I believe the tree-giants (Ents) are real actors. Shelob the spider is probably CGI.

    1. Re:More F/X in next films? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Shelob the spider is probably CGI.

      Really? And I thought that they could find plenty of giant spiders through an open audition.

  83. Woah, left out a crucial bit of info there... by EvilNight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The DVD editions will have a solid R rating. For those of you who are more perceptive, I'm sure you noticed during the fights that there are a lot of folks swinging, but not a whole lot of hits. There were a lot of quick cuts made to the fight scenes to make the films PG13 (so they could get the kids in the theater of course), and this is one of the reasons why the fight scenes are so wild and crazy... you are missing about a fifth of the action.

    Remember that this is Peter "Brain Dead" Jackson. He has done his share to set the bar for film gore. You cna probably expect the fight scenes to be a lot more like BraveHeart and Gladiator on the DVDs.

    I'm looking forward to the 40 minutes of character development that hit the floor myself...

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    1. Re:Woah, left out a crucial bit of info there... by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

      Not quite. More than likely, the additional scenes will be "unrated". (See the numerous American Pie DVD editions for example.) Movie studios rarely go back to the MPAA to get their movies rated again.

  84. Even longer?!? by MikeyNg · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Goodness. So now you're going to take a movie that was nearly three hours and make it three and a half or so? I was looking at my watch from about the halfway point in this movie. I'll probably lose karma for this (but it's only karma, right?), but this movie really isn't a good movie. There's virtually no character development, the action sequences are usually done badly (i.e. too close), and the storyline is rushed (for obvious reasons).


    Gak. If you want to see a good three and a half hour movie, go get the Apocalypse Now Redux.

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    1. Re:Even longer?!? by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      Well, all the violence was cut from the fight scenes (hence the rushed choppy feel), and all the real non story-related character development hit the cutting room floor (30min of it at least). As far as rushed, I think I can live with that. ;)

      Readding the missing footage might do a lot towards addressing your first two problems with the film.

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    2. Re:Even longer?!? by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1
      So now you're going to take a movie that was nearly three hours and make it three and a half or so? *
      the storyline is rushed


      That's obviously what you get when you rush storylines: long movies. :-)

    3. Re:Even longer?!? by MikeyNg · · Score: 2

      Well, it's rushed compared to the book. I mean, let's face it. For a grand fellowship involving a handful of diverse characters, we really get no feeling at all for them. We just have a handful of people who simply kick butt, but with different weapons. Great. I think Predator had a more interesting cast as far as their personalities go for a band of people kicking ass.


      Although I guess I will hold out some hope for an extended version. Improving the fight scenes would go quite a ways to improving my feeling for the movie. Especially that last fight scene. All right! It's going to be an epic battle between the main good guy and main bad guy. Oh, it's over already? yeesh...


      Of somewhat interest to me is how my original comment was modded to +4 and then got a "troll" and "flamebait" down to +2. I guess you just can't express an unpopular opinion here.

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    4. Re:Even longer?!? by sporty · · Score: 2

      Its actually kinda backwards for me. I thought the movie was too short. So much detail taken out and just cool stuff. Like Tom (as if THAT wasn't said enough), all those little details, like the part of the story where Merry and Pippin join Frodo. The Maggot family and the whole waggon afair.

      IMHO, they should have made each book a movie. But that's my humble onion, er.. opinion.

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  85. Video? by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 1

    Yes, but what about us that don't have/don't want to buy a DeeVeeDee player?

    OK, mod me down now. *POOF!*
    --pi

  86. Please release both movies in 2002! by peter303 · · Score: 2

    The rough cuts are done.
    Just have to add F/X and music.
    Please! Pretty please?
    I can't wait that long!

    1. Re:Please release both movies in 2002! by cyoung1035 · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear!! When my non-reader 17-y-o daughter is so entranced by FOTR that she starts thumbing through my trilogy for additional info, and at the same time asks when, oh when, are the next movies coming out because she can't wait to see what happens next, and it's just too bad that Gandalf died in the first movie ... maybe Hollywood is onto something good for once. I only fear that the American public's short attention span will wander far off track before TTT and ROTK make it back to theaters.

  87. Re:wooo. extra footage by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember JFK being pretty damn long; the theater I saw it in when it was released even had an intermission. Couldn't tell you if it was really over 3 hours, but it felt like it.

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  88. LOTH DVD by Drocnoc · · Score: 1

    So the dvd with have 30 - 40 minutes of extra footage! ... more ring shots

  89. Extra Footage? by liquidsin · · Score: 1, Troll

    So, 30-40 minutes extra footage? How many more scenes of Frodo crying does that translate to?

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    1. Re:Extra Footage? by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      So, mod me down as a troll, eh? Is that like the cave troll that skewered frodo and made him cry? Ha! Don't get me wrong, I liked the movie...just too much crying...

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  90. here is some karma zapping by ainsoph · · Score: 0
    I was looking at my watch from about the halfway point in this movie.

    You best be working on that attention span there buddy.

    Were you the guy who was talking to himself next to me and had his backpack on from right after the first half hour, on the edge of his seat, ready to leave the whole time.

    Sucks when you can't click a mouse and move on to another story.

    Buddhist meditation works wonders for getting things balanced again. You might wanna try it. Modern life destroys normal thinking. Messed up ain't it?

  91. Troll Scene in FoTR by E1ven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the scenes I suspect they filmed but cut was the discovery of the stone trolls while walking through the woods.
    In this scene, the hobbits walk into a clearing gaurded by trolls. The look around, cautiously, and get quite frightened. Later, however, they realize that the trolls were the ones that Bilbo had seen 60 years prior, and are made of stone now.

    I believe this scene was filmed and cut for two reasons-
    The first is that bilbo tells that very story in the party scene early in the movie. This allows them to tie that scene in, without having the hobbit made.
    The second is that we SEE the trolls. In the scene where they are resting before Arwen arrives (just before), look in the background. There be trolls there!

    I can understand why the cut the scene, hwoever, it must have slowed the pacing in the early act.
    I mean, run from danger, run from danger, Oh my god, trolls!
    Oh wait. They are stone. Let's all have a good laugh.
    Doesn't work in the fast push of the Movie.

    Colin

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    1. Re:Troll Scene in FoTR by Speare · · Score: 2

      In the movie, the party was standing in the ring of stone-turned trolls, but they didn't explain what they were. Bilbo told the hobbit children the story during the party.

      A very understated treatment and quite nice.

      Unlike the ham-fisted approach to Galadriel's inner struggle.

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  92. The Hobbit is more difficult why? by Sabalon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    being a more difficult adaption with its large number of characters and shifting plotline

    Okay...it is a pretty simple story. Wizard comes with dwarves to hire Buglar Baggins to go recover treasure from a Dragon.

    Along the way they have some adventures:
    - meet some trolls and find treasure
    - meet some elves
    - meet some goblins, lose their ponies, get lost
    - get saved from said goblins
    - Bilbo finds some treasure of his own that makes him invisible
    - regroup, meet some more goblins, get saved by Eagles
    - go into a scary forest, meet some more monsters, kill monsters, meet more elves
    - get captured and escape
    - meet people of Dale
    - see dragon, annoy dragon, kill dragon
    - have big war.

    Good lord. If this doesn't sound like an easy Hollywood plot, I don't know what does. 90% of the time, all the main characters stay together (the dwarves and Bilbo) with Gandalf coming and going when needed.

    Plenty of special effects and action sequences without all the history of LotR.

    Remember, this was a story that JRRT told his kids. With the exception of having "The Greatest Adventure" playing over and over, the Rankin/Bass version did a decent enough job of this already.

    If PJ can do a Balrog and tons of Orcs streaming out of Mordor, then Smaug and the Battle of Five Armies should be cake!

    1. Re:The Hobbit is more difficult why? by Morgoth_Bauglir · · Score: 1

      I think the problems are in the the number of "main" characters-- 13 dwarves, 1 hobbit, 1 wizard. 15 v 9.

      Also, it seems like there's a lot more dialog with non-main characters-- goblins, gollum, smaug, what's-his-name the archer, Elf king, elves, Beorn, spiders, trolls.

      I'm interpreting "more difficult" as "more expensive". I could be wrong, but it seems like it would cost more to have an actor on site for who knows how long than to render them on a computer.

      Plus-- lots of the monsters speak-- so you have to pay voice actors. "I say we roast 'em" has got to cost more than "aarrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!"

      Once out of the Shire-- FOTR wasn't that hard (for the acting anyway). Ok now walk around outside. Ok-- now run away looking scared. Now fight these guys. Swell music, landscape shot.

      The Hobbit has a lot of character nuance that I don't recall in the LoTR-- but I've read the Hobbit many more times than LoTR.

      Hey-- what do I know-- my feet were chopped off and I was hurled into the Void long before the Rings of Power were made.

    2. Re:The Hobbit is more difficult why? by adamy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but wasn't all of this your idea in the first place?

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    3. Re:The Hobbit is more difficult why? by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      Well, you get some no name actors to play the dwarves, which cuts down on the cost. You get Ian Holm and Ian McKellan to play Bilbo and Gandalf. Of the 13 dwarves, you only give major parts to a few of them.

      The interaction with all the CGI could add a little bit, but as the article was talking about having to get someone else to do the scripting, I was taking it as more difficult.

      I love your review of FotR after the Shire. Personally, I think the movie was a front for the New Zealand Board of Tourism!

  93. Re:wooo. extra footage by Malc · · Score: 2

    Branching and layer changes are very different. Branching isn't really anything special DVDs, it comes for free. It's not like DVD's are serial like tapes: the video is stored in one area, and a description of what order the video is played in another area. Every DVD player can support branching. Presumably all that the authors need worry about is that branching is all on the same layer as lots pauses for the laser to re-focus on a different layer before and after every branch would be bad... but they already have to bear this in mind.

  94. LOTR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He finished all three movies at one time, for consisency sake. (this is really good, something Lucas should have done) According to Liv Taylor it took 15 months to shoot while a normal movie takes 3 to 6... She was film the other scences in the book while they were shooting for the first book...All Peter Jackson has to do..is put the films through the editing process...

  95. Lord of the Pinkos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Richard M. Stallman, ubiquitously known as "RMS", is the Patron Saint of the "open source" movement. "Open Source" is a method of software distribution which implements a means of copy protection by not distributing the final program codes. Instead, the user must assemble this final "executive" code by hand, thus eliminating the need for the proprietary data which must be included in a company-distributed copy.

    This is all fine and good, in theory, and the Open Source movement has garnered a vast following from across the untamed corners of the internet. In this essay, I will explore how Mr. Stallman came to embrace this movement.

    RMS was born in Modesto, California and attended Berkeley University. This shouldn't surprise anyone, since Berkeley is the Liberal Hive of America and RMS is an admitted communist. RMS began his bizarre lifestyle while attending Berkeley, where he occupied the attic of a clock tower. This eccentricity continues today and RMS will not travel without a grandfather clock and a spitoon.

    RMS' penchant for thievery was evident from the very beginning. His attic "apartment" was filled with equipment stolen from the Berkeley computer labs. This was quite an achievement in the early '70s, when any computer equipment was the size of a refrigerator.

    RMS and his hacker friends cut class regularly, opting to spend their time and parent's money constructing illegal electronics devices designed to covertly access phone lines. The group of pirates would hack into the phone company, and charge enormous phone bills to unsuspecting Republican professors.

    It was during this period that Stallman met Steve Jobs. RMS' technical savvy was far exceeded by that of Jobs and, never one to like being second-best, this caused him to pursue software hacking. RMS' hacking ability was innate and he and Jobs formed an alliance which would later result in the birth of Apple Computer.

    Jobs' technical accumen was matched only by his ability to sell. He designed the internal electronics and outer package design of the first Apple, which was financed by Nolan Bushnell. He set RMS on to the task of developing the computer's "operating system" - a sequence of low-level MS-DOS commands which tell the computer how to decode program codes.

    Though a gifted "coder", Stallman was quite lazy and didn't fare so well with the new operating system. His sloppy design and bloated codes were barely useable on the first microcomputer. Jobs dumped Stallman and hired John Wozniack to rewrite the internal operating system codes for the Apple I.

    This situation didn't sit too well with RMS. Though he effectively dropped out of college, through non-attendance, he remained in the clock tower, unbeknownst to the faculty and administration of Berekely. His bizarre reclusiveness and tendency to "hack" only in the night kept him invisible to everyone, though rumors did circulate around campus about the "haunted clock-tower" and the deformed ghost that would occasionally appear, transluscent white, on top of the tower playing a magical flute.

    Stallman grew sullen and withdrew into his own world in the clock tower. He watched as the joint Apple/Microsoft empire grew to become the computer industry and he vowed to topple it by undermining the livelyhood of his arch-rival Steve Jobs (and, by extension, Bill Gates) with his illegal offerings.

    Stallman conspired with Linux Torvaledse, another Berkeley student, to create a hacker operating system which could be used to leverage the internet and wreak havoc on corporations everywhere. RMS even went so far as to use Microsoft's innovative GUI (Graphical User Implementation) which he had stolen from Microsoft's mainframe computer and given the hacker alias "X-Windows". Unfortunately, RMS was not able to acquire the latest Microsoft GUI codes and was thus forced to settle for an inferior version.

    RMS' continued interest in communism provided him some insight as to how to spread his hacker tool across the internet. By stressing the free nature of the software, he would appeal to the welfare nature of the public.

    This marketing scheme worked spectacularly. RMS' hacker tool is now installed on countless computers, hidden away in the dark bedrooms of LSD-using hacker teens.

    But Stallman didn't foresee the desire of the consuming public for Quality software, as opposed to his lean, second-rate offerings. Not even a price of 0.00 could turn the general public to installing this unwieldy hacker tool known as "Red Hat Linux".

    Today, RMS and his following, consisting mostly of unpopular teens who gravitate toward the cult-like group of pirate hackers, continue to sing the praises of their "operating system". Neglecting to mention that it violates current DMCA legislation. This "operating system" is primarily used to trade illegal hacker "warez" and music videos.

    Popular music stars like Metallica have called RMS and his hacker tool, "the single greatest threat to artistic expression in the history of man." And Bill Gates has noted, "They are all thieves. They spend their time stealing instead of innovating."

    My hope is that this short essay has opened your eyes to the illegal Open Source movement and will give you pause when you may be enticed into downloading it, virus-like, into your unsuspecting computer.

  96. Underlying reason for all the changes and cuts by Wraithlyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Spoiler warning for FotR

    Peter Jackson (in the first film anyway) decided to focus on the corrupting influence of the One Ring, as the central theme of the first movie.

    When you view it with this in mind, a lot of reasons for the changes from the book become apparent: Tom Bombadil is beyond the currupting power of the ring, so he was left out as unnecessary to the main theme. Gandalf touches it himself and is visibly shaken by it, even muttering about "precious". Extra emphasis is given to Boromir's lust for the ring; he even holds it on Caradhras. Galadriel's little witch spaz was a little overdone, IMHO. Even Aragorn treads the line, right from his confiding in Arwen at Rivendell about the weakness of his ancestral blood.

    This is why Lothlorien was cut so short... once the powerful moderating influence of Gandalf is gone, the rest of the movie is about leading to Boromir's fall... his discomfort in Lorien, Galadriel's warning to Frodo, then the rushed trip down the Anduin to Argonath and Rauros. Anything else would be a distraction from what he was trying to hammer home.

    Spoiler warning for Two Towers

    I don't see how he can maintain this theme through the Two Towers... unless he really focuses on Gollum and Faramir; but I doubt he will since the story just explodes in so many directions.. Theoden and Wormtongue, Riders of Rohan, Treebeard and the Ents, the White Rider, Helm's Deep and Isengard... all of which really have nothing to do with the currupting influence of the ring.

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  97. I admit it by Triv · · Score: 1

    I'm a sucker for director's commentary. I love hearing the behind-the-scenes stuff, and Peter Jackson is a greatspeaker (well, he WAS awhile ago - hope the experience hasn't changed him that much. Arrgh! Hollywood-speak!)

    That's what I'm waiting for. Watch the film, then sit back and watch it again, and confirm everything I noticed that I learned in film school. :)

    Triv

  98. The One Region by hal200 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Region 3 for the Elven Kings under the sky,
    Region 7 for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
    Region 9 for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    Region 1 for the Dark Lord on this dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

    I hope that helps.

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    1. Re:The One Region by TH4L35 · · Score: 2

      lol again. the perfect answer.

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    2. Re:The One Region by decade_null · · Score: 5, Funny

      Region 1 for the Dark Lord on this dark throne
      In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

      But I thought that region 1 was America?

      ...oh, I see.
    3. Re:The One Region by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The world would be a better place if God had left us a tarball

      As opposed to a hairball?

    4. Re:The One Region by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 1

      Region 1 to Rule them All,
      Region 1 to Find them

      Region 1 to Bring the All,
      and in the darkness bind them.

      Sounds about right...

  99. LOTR gripes by uncadonna · · Score: 1

    While there were parts of the movie that were amazing, overall I didn't like it as much as most. Here are some of my reasons

    1) Orcs, orcs, orcs. Too much hacking and slashing. At times it felt like a Schwarzenegger double feature. The ugly cave troll sequence was particularly pointless. I'd have preferred more atmospherics and less heroics.

    2) The trick of the movie is making the journey seem long. The length of the journey and the distance from home is central to the theme of the story, and the movie totally failed at this. Trying to get so many events in paradoxically made everything seem short. The events in the movie felt as if they had taken place over the course of a week.

    3) Gandalf was overplayed, seemed more like Dumbledore. Boromir was a pointless bore. I kept wanting him to die alredy. (The rest of the Fellowship was well cast, though I could have done without some of Frodo's ligering facial expressions.) As others have pointed out, there was no time to develop the fellowship among the Fellowship. Too busy slaying orcs.

    4) Lord of the Rings is the source of so much, so this is hardly fair, but much of it felt oddly unoriginal and derivative. I was particularly struck by how much the Balrog sequence reminded me of Shreck without the jokes.

    5) Orcs, orcs orcs. Did I mention how bored I was by the orcs?

    6) Ignoring the niceties of language. While my favorite LotR words "eleventy-first" and "unmade" both made an appearance, they waited for several appearances of "destroyed" and "hundred eleventh".

    7) Biggest gripe - damaging the story arc. The whole point of the story is that it starts out light in the shire and gets darker and darker. Only gradually do the hobbits get the idea of what a serious business they are messed up in, and the reader is pulled along. By starting with the history of the ring, this effect is totally spoiled. Similarly, the disappearance of Gandalf was supposed to be mysterious.

    8) Too many orcs.

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    1. Re:LOTR gripes by nagora · · Score: 2
      You seem to be under the mistaken impression that this was an honest attempt to film the Lord of the Rings as a story. It was in fact an attempt to string together a series of very well photographed scenes of the book Jackson had noticed while skimming through it. This it does very well.

      The effect is spolit by the fact that it was a movie and the director clearly had no idea what to do once the characters in these nice pictures had to move and talk.

      TWW

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    2. Re:LOTR gripes by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      Well, that's being generous, actually. I would have enjoyed it more if it were a lovely fantasy travelog with a weak story as you suggest. Alas, that doesn't account for all the battle scenes, which in addition to being trite and dull were also unrelentingly ugly.

      See _Ran_ for battles which are tragically beautiful rather than comically ugly. Kurosawa this ain't.

      In other words, your summary doesn't account for all the orcs.

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    3. Re:LOTR gripes by nagora · · Score: 1
      I do think violence should be ugly rather than beautiful, but I would rather watch Ran (or 7 Samurai) than LotR again.

      We've got big orcs, little orcs, orcs that climb walls and orcs with white hands. Whataya mean you don't like orcs?

      TWW

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  100. "Wait for it on DVD" is now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is not the future, that is now for the home theater folks. My wife is very reluctant to go to "public theaters" (same connotation as "public restrooms", "public housing") anymore after I built a modest but nice theater in our house with 65" HDTV screen, lighting control, etc. Very few public theater's projectors and sound systems are properly calibrated and so I really do get a superior viewing experiance at home, albeit a little later.

    1. Re:"Wait for it on DVD" is now by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. I usually wait, and it's not just because it costs less to purchase a DVD than for me and my wife to go out. I've got a 120" screen and an HD front projector (don't scoff, in the summer of '99 when I bought it I spent the same as I would have on a 55" widescreen HDTV) and a decent 5.1 sound system.

      The only exception are some of the brand new stadium seat theatres - they can be really great, even edging out my home theater. However, at 2:15 minutes into LOTR, I really wished I could put it on pause for a trip to the little boy's room. That's the real killer app of the home theater ;-)

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  101. Character count was high by swb · · Score: 2

    I thought the movie was really true to the book, in fact too true for a movie. It wasn't he movie length but the fact that the story could and should have been streamlined or condensed somehow to make it a little less complex, but then the Tolkies would have had a snit and the movie would have gotten bad buzz.

    As it stands now I thought the plotline was only slightly less complex than the Big Sleep -- too many characters, too many drastic scene transitions to make it flow smoothly.

    1. Re:Character count was high by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      Now, I have actually read The Big Sleep, and seen the film. The book was great, the movie less so, especially because they clearly didn't even understand the book enough to explain who was killed in the car that ran off the pier and why. It wasn't that hard, but the director actually admitted he didn't understand it. You'd think they would have asked if someone else could have understand it.

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    2. Re:Character count was high by swb · · Score: 2

      Directed by Howard Hawks and a William Faulkner screenplay adaption, it was a complicated story that was hard to translate to the screen -- claiming that Hawks and Faulkner didn't get it is a bit of a stretch. Raymond Chandler's books all seem to have enough twists and turns and strange motivational logic to drive any screenplay writer nutty just try to make them into understandable films. Practical realities like budgets, morality committees and so on and you wonder how some of them even made it to the screen.

  102. Download it d00ds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not bad ... now spreading in a 1.7 gig package ... obviously a DVD rip ... at your local p2p outlet.
    Winmx being the best chance at the moment but it's spreading rapidly and the CD burners are starting to sing.

    Better than I thought it would be actually ....

  103. Re:WHat do you think by gilroy · · Score: 2
    Blockquoth the poster:

    That was my biggest gripe with the movie: the way the hobbits were portrayed as wide-eyed, bumbling know-nothings who couldn't fend for themselves if their lives depended on it.

    Um, that's because hobbits are wide-eyed bumbling know-nothings who couldn't fend for themselves if their lives depended on it. I think that's quite clear in the book. Our four hobbits become more than that, but they do so during the journey... they (gasp!) grow into their herohood. It's pretty clear that people in the Shire have it easy and aren't really ready for the roughness of the world.
  104. Re:wooo. extra footage by ptrahms · · Score: 1

    some movies clock in at more than three hours in theatrical release. for example, the theatrical release of the green mile was 3h 8m long (imdb). perhaps instead of "will never show" she meant "dislike showing", since a longer running time means fewer screenings and less income for a theater.

  105. How did Gandalf get his staff back by jonatha · · Score: 1

    after escaping from Orthanc?

    I didn't think to ask this question (or realize the book doesn't address it) until I saw the movie...

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    1. Re:How did Gandalf get his staff back by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe it's addressed in Two Towers or Return of the King. Gandalf mentions something about having more than one staff. Ian McKellen (sp?) has also mentioned it on his website.

    2. Re:How did Gandalf get his staff back by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      look carefully. the staff Gandalf is using later in the film is different from the one he had at the beginning.

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  106. So get one! by demon · · Score: 1

    Totally decent DVD players are available for US$200 or less. They're not _quite_ as cheap as VCRs yet, but they're getting close. If you don't WANT to, though, then you're just beyond our help...

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    1. Re:So get one! by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 1

      Err, I have one, I was at school during the post and someone over my shoulder told me to post it. :) I've got a Zenith DVD player, quite nice.

      --pi

  107. Extra footage = bloopers by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 2

    Now that would add some class to the movie:

    Orcs tripping, gandalf swearing like a sailor as he bumps his head, Liv farting....

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  108. May 2002 by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    That's the timeframe being considered according to videotropic.com news from 12/27. That leaves a window for either a Special Edition in November, or a short re-release of the theatrical version about the same time.

    A November freshening of the DVD will also let them put some extra making-of and trailers for LOTR-TT in the mix.

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  109. Deleted Scenes are deleted for a reason by GreenJeepMan · · Score: 1

    One thing to note is that when I purchased Episode One I was all excitied to see the deleted Scenes. But after seeing them, it still left something to be deserved.

    For LOTR If the scenes were deleted in post production, I dought they will have a major affect on the movie. I have a lot of respect for Jackson, and maybe he was thinking of these scenes all along. I bet more then likely though, those 30 to 40 minutes are silly, not-needed, deserved to be removed scenes, just like Lucas has done.

    I hope Jackson proves me wrong.

    1. Re:Deleted Scenes are deleted for a reason by nagora · · Score: 1
      Perhaps in the DVD the Fellowship might actually notice the three huge stone trolls the have a break in front of but never mention in the movie. Perhaps a real director will be brought in to fix the film. Perhaps it'll turn out Gandalf is the baddie. Who cares, franky. I'd rather have my money back than have to spend more to find out if Jackson ever actually bothered to film the story.

      TWW

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    2. Re:Deleted Scenes are deleted for a reason by GreenJeepMan · · Score: 1

      I rather thought he has done an excellent job so far.

      Have you ever tried to take a book that takes 40 hours to read aloud, and reduce it to 3 hours. :-)

  110. Re:WHat do you think by DRO0 · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention this, b/c I watched this for the first time just the other day. I liked that "fraternizing with bunnies" part. It was good comic relief with Chef flapping around like a bird and the guy staring through the window saying "I'm next ma'am".

    But the part with the French plantation was completely random and unnecessary.

  111. Book Readers by newt_sd · · Score: 1

    Why do you people even go to movies you piss me off. "As a reader of the book I think I can say for everyone that this was a disappointment!!" Screw off its a movie you wingnut go watch the moving pictures and enjoy it or stay home yet another night reading the book. Just my five cents

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  112. Books vs. Movie by verbatim · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why is it so important that the movie glue itself to the book so tightly that it becomes impossible to tell the story visually. I've been hearing people say one of two things: either it was a great movie and very enjoyable or it was crud because a certain part of the book was left on the cutting room floor.

    Gene Siskel complained that one scene (with the Balrog) was extremly short in the book but played out longer on screen. Other people are complaining that their favourite parts of the book were omitted. My question is who cares as long as the movie tells the story.

    Going into the theatre there are two kinds of people: those who have and those who have not read the book. I think those of us who have read and enjoyed the book have a different perspective than those who are seeing it all for the first time. I know what scenes are missing and how the book portrays the story differently. These are, afterall, completely different media and there are many that believe that large books such as LoTR cannot be conveyed on the screen - it is a world that exists in the mind of the reader. What I think often happens is that some readers create different understandings of the same material and, when presented with a conflicting view, become all too defensive.

    There will never be a definitive Lord of the Rings movie that trancends the silver screen and gives everyone the full experience of the book. The movie is simply one person's description of the taste of the story. It is up to the individual to bite into the book.

    I enjoyed the movie for all it's flaws and omissions because what it presented was clear and complete within iteself. I don't think it is necessary to add scenes back in simply to make it more closely resemble the words from the book.

    It's an opinion, that is all.

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    1. Re:Books vs. Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gene Siskel is dead. . . . you homosexual

    2. Re:Books vs. Movie by nagora · · Score: 2
      Gene Siskel complained that one scene (with the Balrog) was extremly short in the book but played out longer on screen.

      It was long, silly and plain bad in the movie if he's refering to the entire sequence from the Balrog's distant glow to the fall of Gandalf. The stairway scene was plain crap.

      My question is who cares as long as the movie tells the story.

      It failed to tell a story, or at least a good story. The characters were barely sketched in and since LotR is a book about characters - there are a lot of them - this really knackered it both as an adaptation and as a film in its own right.

      when presented with a conflicting view, become all too defensive

      I liked some of the vision: seeing Orthanc denuded was a good addition but the bottom line is that is was a POOR FILM. It suffers more than other poor films, of which there are many, due to the hype and the quality of the source material, but bad direction is bad direction.

      The movie is simply one person's description of the taste of the story

      I don't think the director has ever read the book from start to finish. It was pretty obvious that anything that involved characterisation or subtlety would have bored him to death.

      I enjoyed the movie for all it's flaws and omissions because what it presented was clear and complete within iteself.

      Actually, it wasn't complete within itself and had several continuity errors and confusing loose ends, particularly Narsil.

      TWW

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    3. Re:Books vs. Movie by netringer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Gene Siskel complained that one scene (with the Balrog) was extremly short in the book but played out longer on screen.

      You mean Roger Ebert.

      Gene Siskel, a film reviewer for the Chicago Tribune, died from a brain tumor in 2000.

      Ebert's current partner is Richard Roeper, also a colummnist for the Chicago Sun Times.

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    4. Re:Books vs. Movie by Carbon+Blob · · Score: 1
      Gene Siskel complained that one scene (with the Balrog) was extremly short in the book but played out longer on screen.


      Wow, a review from beyond the grave! That ring is powerful!

    5. Re:Books vs. Movie by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • I don't think the director has ever read the book from start to finish. It was pretty obvious that anything that involved characterisation or subtlety would have bored him to death.

      Careful now. He did set up and show the stone trolls, and Sean Bean's comment of "Still sharp" about Narsil could be heard as "Still Sharpe".

      Also, note that he set up (but didn't pursue) Gimli's antipathy of elves, and showed the farewell to Bill the Pony but not the hello. I suspect that this was all filmed but cut by the studio (with Bill Ferny getting squished), and it will re-appear in the DVD.

      Unfortunately, the combat scenes will still bite the weenie, and we'll still have the Indiana Jones debacle.

      • it wasn't complete within itself and had several continuity errors and confusing loose ends, particularly Narsil

      While the reforging was skipped, notice that Peter managed to keep the scene where it is used as a character development device. Although perhaps that was just to crack his Sharpe joke.

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    6. Re:Books vs. Movie by verbatim · · Score: 1

      I can't believe I made that mistake. Please accept my apologies, I meant Roger Ebert.

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    7. Re:Books vs. Movie by verbatim · · Score: 1

      I know. I must be missing brain cells today. I really can't believe I made that mistake. I apologize to anyone who may have misinterpreted what I had said.

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    8. Re:Books vs. Movie by splink+splink · · Score: 2, Funny
      Gene Siskel complained that one scene (with the Balrog) was extremly short in the book but played out longer on screen.

      I didn't realize FOTR was released in Heaven/Hell. 'Cause that's the only place Gene could have seen it. Perhaps you mean Roger Ebert.

    9. Re:Books vs. Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gene Siskel complained that one scene (with the Balrog) was extremly short in the book but played out longer on screen. Other people are complaining that their favourite parts of the book were omitted. My question is who cares as long as the movie tells the story.

      Dude, you mean Roger Ebert. Siskel is no longer with the living.

    10. Re:Books vs. Movie by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1
      Gene Siskel complained that one scene (with the Balrog) was extremly short in the book but played out longer on screen.

      Gene Siskel's dead. This means LOTR can bring people BACK TO LIFE!

      But for a revived movie reviewer, you think Gene would be a little more forgiving. Resurrection ain't cheap, you know.

    11. Re:Books vs. Movie by willybur · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I don't understand some people's perspectives - if people want an experience in this movie that is just like the book... shouldn't they just read the book and skip the movie? Why bother making the same thing twice?

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  113. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh yea, all you fags.

    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are belong to us

  114. Re:WHat do you think by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

    Bull.

    Yeah, they do some stupid stuff and are saved by Tom Bombadill, but Tolkien makes it constantly clear that hobbits are made of "sterner stuff" than anyone ever gives them credit for.

    Yes, the Shire did need protecting by the Rangers, but it has always seemed to me to be due more to protecting their innocence than to an inherent inability for hobbits to defend themselves. See the end of the Return of the King for some organized butt-stomping courtesy of a group of pissed-off hobbits.

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  115. So would that imply. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    . . . that only Bill Gates can play the DVD in Region 1 ???

  116. Re:WHat do you think by gnovos · · Score: 2

    Given that Tom Bombadil adds absolutely nothing to the storyline (other than providing the Hobbits with their weapons)

    Weapons found a barrow down which were forged by the ancient kings of Numenor (sp?) which were specifically designed to defeat the Old Enemy (Sauron's master), which travels with Pippin to the gates of Gondor where it find itself buried in the knee of the King of the Nazgul (Thus fulfilling it's 10,000 year destiny) which distracts him long enough to get killed which distracts Sauron long enough to allow Frodo to reach Mt. Doom... Whew! Sounds pretty important to me, actually.

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  117. 50th anniversery edition. by Nick · · Score: 1

    The artwork on the 50th anniversery paperback edition was pretty neat. However the books themselves were in bolder, smaller print making it a little harder on the eyes to read - especially when I tried to read the Two Towers in one sitting.

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  118. It must be said.... by ZaMoose · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Great Scott!

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  119. Re:wooo. extra footage by Animixer · · Score: 1
    Fanboys and cinemaphiles love the kind of extras in DVD's. While the general public might not care about missing scenes or directors commentary, there is definetley a niche market that does, and I think in the case of FOTR, much of /. readership is part of that niche.

    I totally agree...the extra features on DVD's are good in general, and even better on Director's Cuts. Prior to DVD's, the only way to get ahold of extra features such as deleted scenes, widescreen editions, and extra audio tracks was to purchase the LaserDisc versions. I have a fairly large assortment of special/collectors edition LD's, and I have to say that although I get ~80 lines less resolution, I believe that the LDs are better in some cases. Take the Criterion edition of The Princess Bride on LD...the mastering work looks better than what's on the DVD...probably because more attention was paid to the LD master, because they were pretty strictly marketed to Audio/Videophiles. Another great advantage to LD's is that there are never (in my experience) any god-forsaken commercials on the disc that I pay good money for. Putting in the disc and pressing Play, to be presented with (other than the legal statement) only perhaps a THX intro and the movie itself is more professional and tasteful than having some horribly ugly menu interface and a smattering of advertisements/trailers for other movies.

    That, and I can watch Star Wars - Special Edition in Dolby AC-3 (aka 5.1, aka dolby digital), and Indiana Jones movies. :-)

    Only down-side is the cost and (recently) the availability of movies on LD. Any new releases I now get on DVD, but the LDs are still holding up well. DVDs will always have a better price point, I admit....the Criterion version of the Princess Bride on LD cost me $100 originally!

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  120. You are all being distracted... by msm1th · · Score: 1

    ...by shiny colors and candy while the MPAA rakes in more of YOUR dollars to bribe politicians and pay their lobbyists.

    Wake up.

    1. Re:You are all being distracted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No YOU wake up. I bet you are typing that on a Linux box because you are so edgy and alternative, and you will do anything to go against and criticize the establishment.

      Face reality you moron.

    2. Re:You are all being distracted... by msm1th · · Score: 1

      I'd tell you to blow it out your ass, but Jack Valenti's dick is already firmly embedded there. George Lucas and Bill Gates are waiting their turn.

  121. Re:wooo. extra footage by chragaku · · Score: 1

    I heard somewhere (maybe from my girlfriend who used to manage a theatre) that they will never show a movie that is longer than 3 Hours in a theatre.

    Maybe not in a cineplex for the reasons another poster cited, that it would decrease the number of showings possible. However, I saw Shinji Aoyama's Eureka in an art house theater last year, and it has a running length of over 3 and a half hours. Excellent movie, too.
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  122. Bill Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 2
    The omission of Bill the Pony makes more sense when you remember that he was introduced, and became important, in the Bombadil / Barrow Wight sequence.

    It would have been more . . . continuity friendly just to leave him out, given that we didn't see how Sam and he became friends on the trip to Bree.

    Stefan

    1. Re:Bill Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by Altus · · Score: 1

      please re-read your copy of the fellowship of the rings

      thank you

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    2. Re:Bill Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 2

      Just did . . . wasn't Bill the pony that Tom gave the group?

    3. Re:Bill Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by Arandir · · Score: 2

      No, Bill was the overpriced and skinny pony purchasd from Bill Ferny. I think you're thinking of Fatty Lumpkin, which was Tom's pony.

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    4. Re:Bill Re:Through the miracle of CGI . . . by Griim · · Score: 2

      Bill the Pony was bought off of the shifty guy in Bree, the guy that they think freed all the ponies and horses from the stable.

  123. LOTR and bowel movements = perfect DVD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DVD extras add a lot to the movie. Most people would not want to sit through a four hour movie in the theaters cus you may have to take a dump, but at home where we can have violent bowel movements in peace, we won't hesitate to endure.

    I can't wait for the assey screen tests shot in low-res, trailers that I've seen 1000 times, deleted scenes w/ no f/x that look like they were filmed in my backyard, and the cut X-rated footage of Froto and Sam masterbating each other in the woods while Aragorn slices his penis off with his sword.

  124. Re:WHat do you think by blueskatz · · Score: 1

    I agree with you on the Flight to the Ford. That scene was my only real gripe with the film. For being the climax of the first book (Book 1, not FOTR), the movie treatment of the scene was a real letdown. To make matters worse, when I complained about it to a friend who hadn't read the books, she said, "Oh, you mean that part when the elf lady makes the river flood and kill those black riders?" I almost cried. I mean, seriously, I don't mind that Glorfindel was replaced, but Frodo was supposed to be all alone facing the riders.

    Besides that of course, holy shit, what a fantastic movie.

    Oddly enough, that was really the only scene I was happy with in the 1978 animated LOTR. Funny, huh?

  125. Re:wooo. extra footage by foobar104 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can anyone confirm/deny the 3 hour rule?

    Titanic was 3 hours and 18 minutes. Of course, very few theaters ran that small independent film....

  126. This may not be a kids DVD by Kagato · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Peter Jackson is a master of gross out special effects. Such master works such as Dead Alive and Bad Taste have FX so icky that the films lose about 20 minute of footage to get a R rating.

    From what I've heard Jackson filmed the action like he would any other film and just kept cutting it down until he had the rating the studio wanted.

    But all bets are off for the DVD, and there is a good chance you'll see a restored DVD version with a lot more gore. That would be my hope at least.

  127. I don't WANT the extra 30-40 minutes of footage! by WallyHartshorn · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I'm in the minority (probably), but I'd much prefer them to release it without the extra 30-40 minutes of footage. The pacing of the original was perfect. Adding another half-hour will, in all likelihood, just slow it down.

    Why is it that, whenever a movie comes out that everyone likes, the director is visited by a little gnome that says, "They all liked it the way it was in the theaters, so make sure that you don't release it like that on DVD."

  128. Re:WHat do you think by dinivin · · Score: 2

    There's no doubt that the weapons are important. In terms of the plotline, however, Tom is not. The weapons could have reached the Hobbits through numerous other, quicker, less distracting, means.

    Dinivin

  129. What's so great about deleted footage anyways? by Colin+Winters · · Score: 1

    Before everyone mods this down as a troll or something, hear me out. I've seen tons of DVDs, and have always been excited to see the deleted footage at the end. Inevitably, though, the deleted scenes tend to suck. There's usually a reason that the scenes were cut out, people. Has anyone else seen the Mallrats DVD (Kevin Smith movie)? The deleted scene in the beginning is ~15 minutes of pure hell. Granted, there are some cool deleted scenes that were trimmed to get the running time down, but for the most part, deleted scenes were deleted because they A) Didn't help the plot move forward or B) they just plain suck. I've stopped getting excited about deleted scenes after being let down so many times.

    Colin Winters

  130. Agent Elrond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the only thing that really jarred me during the whole movie... Elrond being played by (and as!) Agent Smith from the Matrix.

    Welcome to Rivendell, Mr Anderson...

  131. Perhaps not August by ratguy · · Score: 1

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, and this has perhaps already been said, but the longer cut of the movie may not appear in August, instead waiting until 2004. That's one of the many rumors I've been hearing anyhow. The reason is that New Line does not want anything to interfere with the theatrical runs of the films, and a longer cut of the film may do just that. People may reason that if they only waited 6 months for a longer, better cut of the movie, why bother seeing it in the theater at all? Seeing as how Hollywood is especially timid, I'm placing my money on the dvd release happening this way:

    August 2002: Fellowship, Original Cut. Plenty of extras, probably a 2 disc set.
    August 2003: The Two Towers, Original Cut, Similar set as FOTR.
    August 3004: The Return of the King, Original Cut, again.. another 2 disc set.
    Perhaps that same month: I huge box set containing all films and longer cuts of each film. Probably a s---load of extras as well. I heard they shot over 600 hours of documentary footage while making the films. If but 10 hours makes it onto the discs, that's still a heck of a lot of extras.

  132. Glorfindel by WilsonSD · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I agree that replacing Glorfindel with Arwen worked well in the movie. However, Glorfindel is an interesting character. Anyone who's interested in his background (he seems to have caused Tolkien a lot of problems) should check out this article:

    http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/g/glorfindel.html

    Steve

  133. Now THAT'S a troll by nosferatu-man · · Score: 1

    Well done.

    (jfb)

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  134. extra scenes to follow the book??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the 40 so extra minutes of scenes will actually make the movie follow the book. How dare someone think they can rewrite tolkein.

  135. Long movies are the urination of me by ross.w · · Score: 1

    Maybe one reason to leave some of the scenes out in the cinema version is out of resect for people's bladders. You can always pause the DVD version while you take a quick slash.

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  136. Buy Precious...bit off topic by Togo_Frumblefoot · · Score: 0

    Precious is purdy, and expensive...

    Buy The Ring

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  137. Extra Footage: Bombadil by tgibson · · Score: 1

    I hear that there is a 15 minute scene that was left on the cutting room floor with Jack Nicholson playing Tom Bombadil.

    1. Re:Extra Footage: Bombadil by LabRatty · · Score: 1

      no there is not

  138. extra Potter hour by Pope · · Score: 1

    Ah! That would explain the complete lack of pacing in the theatrical release.

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  139. Re:WHat do you think by Smegma4U · · Score: 1

    I think there's an aspect to Tom that is too often overlooked and is a reason why I would have liked to see him in the movie (although I understand why he was cut). This is the fact that he's the only character in the book who can completely resist the ring. He toys with it, but as he says, it doesn't really mean anything to him and it would just become a forgotten plaything. No one else, no matter how good their intentions, is able to do this, and I think that's pretty significant.

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  140. Apparently you can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Bombadil, not Bobmbadil.

  141. I agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found that Tom added quite alot to the book, not only in the respect to the world, but towards their quest. The fact that Tom could put on the Ring and not be effected by it, made me as a reader feel a bit more depth to the book. Meaning, there are things much older and still stronger than Sauron, but they really don't care about what is going on the world outside of their home. Not saying the Balrog is stronger than Sauron, but I found the Balrog was a strict contrast to Tom, it too was older than most things on Middle Earth and also very powerfull. So leaving out Tom made a feel of inbalance I found.

  142. LoTR is not a trilogy by The_Rook · · Score: 2, Interesting

    your right, LoTR is not a trilogy. but it's not a 6 book story either. it is a single continuous narritive that was split into three volumes for practical reasons. tolkein's own separation of the story into six "books" was done along natural breaks in the narritive.

    when The Two Towers comes out, i doubt that they'll split the movie into two separate stories told one after the other like Tolkein wrote them. more likley the film will cut between the high speed action of book three and the slower paced book four for some dramatic effect. i think that would work better as a movie.

    when the dvds come out, i would love to see all the footage edited together as a single nine (or ten or eleven) hour long narrative. just the thing to watch on a snow day or over a long winter weekend.

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  143. Offtopic: Reflections on LOTR, Geeks and Tolkein by wdavies · · Score: 2

    Yet another discussion of LOTR on Slashdot made me think of something.

    I've been reading the biography of Tolkein by Carpenter, and it becoms clear that Tolkein was a Luddite (in the nicer sense of the term). His favourite characters are Hobbits (personifying rural idyll) and Elves (personyfing art).

    Anyway, who are the biggest cheerleaders for Tolkein these days ? The technologists....

    An example, Tolkein never bought another car after wwII because he hated the way road development had ripped up Oxfordshire...

    Anyway, the book is great -- lots of information on the origins of things like the word Gamgee (a midlands word for Cotton Wool!), Hobbit (possibly after a well known twenties book called Babbit (sp?) about a guys with a mid-life crisis :)) and so on. Its kind of easy reading.

    Just my 2 cents :)
    Winton

  144. One weird thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article says a Hobbit movie would be MORE difficult due to the many characters and shifting storyline! Huh? The Hobbit is definitely a simpler movie to make

  145. Cover Art by dschuetz · · Score: 2

    There's a nice Red-bound LOTR and green-bound Hobbit that's available off and on at typical big stores. You might also find 'em on amazon.

    I just found these two pages with lists of all the past tolkien cover art. I used to have the "fourth issue" (or silver anniversary) edition, except for Two Towers, which I just learned was a first edition paperback (which my father had given to me). Damned if I can find any of them anymore. Urgh.

    Anyway, these were pretty cool, if anyone's actually still reading this thread after some jerk moderated my first post as a Troll. :(

    Gallery of Cover Art
    A list of different editions with descriptions, pics, etc.

    1. Re:Cover Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post shouldn't have been moderated a troll. That was a waste of a point and inaccurate to boot. Don't let it bother you.

  146. Re:wooo. extra footage by necrognome · · Score: 1

    Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet ran about 4 hours, but the theatre where i viewed it had an intermission (with music) at the "halfway" point. I don't know if the intermission was standard nationwide.

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  147. elvish-language geekery by lyonesse · · Score: 1
    i've been an embarrassingly devoted tolkien fan of a particularly narrow subgroup -- those of us devoted to his created languages.

    in general, i think the linguistics work shown in the movie was pretty high-quality, but i was sad to see some of the (relatively little) elvish from the book left out. we have "mellon" and "noro lim, asfaloth!" and that's great.

    but how are they going to make it through the rest of the trilogy without the plot-point of "a elbereth gilthoniel" (a prayer, more or less)?

    i thought it was also particularly sad that nobody in the movie said "elen sila lumenn' omentielvo" ("a star shines on the hour of our meeting"; a formal elvish greeting). in particular, in the books, that does a lot to set up the elves' reactions to frodo (which i paraphrase as "look, it's so little and cute, and it can *talk!*" :). and it might have been a pleasant addition to the (out-of-book-but-i-agree-reasonable-for-cinema) meeting of aragorn and arwen.

    tolkien is often said to have written lotr so that he would have created people to speak the languages he invented. i loved the movie, but it makes me wistful to see the people and hear the voices, but to be missing the words that tolkien especially loved.

  148. Perhaps they'll fix the bugs in the DVD release. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.mycfnow.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-116 059020020102-080126.html

  149. Hobbit movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article mentions the possibility of a movie based on "The Hobbit". I think that would be a cool idea. Though it was a children's book, a full-length motion picture based on it could (and should) take the darker, adult-oriented approach of the LOTR movies. There's also a lot of potential for some good effects shots, particularly with Smaug attacking Lake Town.

    One problem would be reverse-aging Ian Holm...

  150. The New Precioussssss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > There's no evidence that these sequences are less well shot - just
    > that G**** falling for G********* and thus changing his opinion of
    > E**** didn't directly relate to FOTR

    Gollum falls for Gandalf? That rules! Also, I agree with the changed opinions Elendil; boo hoo, fell on his sword, fucking baby.

    Anyway, I'm happy to see some random homoerotic undertones put back into the LOTR. My NAMBLA chapter and I were pretty sad to see the scene removed where Tom Bombadil orders the hobbits to strip naked and cavort in the grass. And where were the random scenes of Frodo and Sam stroking and kissing each other? At least there was plenty of Uruk-Hai ass ("fighting" ass?) hanging out.

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  151. [OT] LOTR + Babylon5 Z'Ha Dum (sp?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's up with the Z'Ha Dum thingy anyway? I heard it's in LOTR and it sure as hell is in B5.

    Which one was first, LOTR the book or B5? Was the LOTR the movie Z'Ha Dum lifted from B5 or what the hell is going on...

  152. Re:wooo. extra footage by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    Maybe HER theater would never show a 3+ hour movie, but I've seen a few. Dances With Wolves and Schindler's List come to mind, both of which I saw in theaters.

    As a rule, there aren't a whole lot of 3+ hour movies, for obvious reasons, but when they do come around, theaters do show them. There's also the fact that really bad movies TEND to be shorter rather than longer, although there obviously are exceptions.

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  153. The Sword Which Was Broken by StaticLimit · · Score: 2

    The one thing I was most surprised to see left out was that Aragorn's sword was not reforged. The Sword Which Was Broken And Has Been Reforged (SWWBAHBR) is a really important part of the book and a major link to Aragorn's past. And he carried the sword with him (Gandalf's letter left at the Prancing Pony ... also left out ... mentioned the broken sword as a way to identify Aragorn).

    Perhaps Jackson will reorder events to reforge the sword in the second or third movies since it was shown and mentioned in the first movie, but only in the sense of Aragorn feeling unworthy to wield it.

    - StaticLimit

    1. Re:The Sword Which Was Broken by zaph0d_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      Narsil will be reforged. The only question at this point is when Aragorn will receive Anduril. Two popular theories abound: one is that Arwen will deliver it to him at Helm's Deep, and the other is that she'll give it to him before the Paths of the Dead.

      There's also some infomation here about PJ's rumored "dream cut", running 4 hours 45 minutes. Go to the third page and look for a post by Fangface called "Inside Goss".

    2. Re:The Sword Which Was Broken by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Narsil will be reforged. The only question at this point is when Aragorn will receive Anduril.

      He is already carrying it. If you look closely at the sword he is wearing in Bree, and the sword he is ominously holding on Caradhras (when Frodo loses the ring and Boromir is reluctant to give it back), you will see that that is a different sword he is wearing there. Look at the hilt: the one he is holding on Caradhras is longer. In D&D terms, in Bree he is wearing a mere longsword, while Anduril might qualify more as a bastardsword.

      Mart
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  154. Re:WHat do you think by dzym · · Score: 0

    Yes, but it took the organization of 4 war- and adventure- hardened hobbits returning from the front lines to get them ready to "butt-stomp" Saruman and his gang of southerners....

    Hobbits may have it in them to defend themselves, but the books make it very clear that it takes a lot to bring it out of them.

  155. Re: How about Tom Bombadil by gidds · · Score: 1

    Tom was even cut from the (excellent) 13-hour-long BBC Radio adaptation. If they couldn't make room for him, I can understand why Jackson couldn't. Yes, he's important to the story; but most of the other things cut or rushed were even more important.

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  156. next 2 movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will they be more closely tied to the book, since in movie 1 they had to dump most of the events that related back to 'the hobbit'?

  157. Re:WHat do you think by gilroy · · Score: 2
    Blockquoth the poster:

    See the end of the Return of the King for some organized butt-stomping courtesy of a group of pissed-off hobbits.

    Oh, I didn't mean to imply that hobbits can't watch out for themselves intrinsically. I don't like hints of racial "intrinsic" abilities anyway. (The Elves make me nervous.) But hobbits historically don't knock heads and do not, presto chango, gain the ability.


    As for the Scouring of the Shire -- which I came to like a lot more on my most recent read of the books -- I view that as more evidence of the Changing of the World and the ending of the Third Age. All things are changed, we are told -- the Elves fade, the Men resurge, and perhaps the Hobbits toughen up a bit. And the price, as always, is innocence.

  158. Here's what's wrong with the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well...I'm trying to sort out why I didn't love the film.
    I liked it...but there are things that bothered me:
    -the scene from the Second Age at the beginning of the movie, with Isildur cutting off Sauron's hand+ring, gave a completely incorrect impression, that with Sauron's emergence from the tower, ''all hope faded" or some such. Actually, the coalition of men and elves was absolutely triumphant, and while facing Sauron in single combat could not have been a picnic, the book NEVER gave the impression that a single lucky stroke from Isildur saved what would otherwise have been a victory for Sauron.

    -Aragorn is too young. The original Aragorn was a man well past the initial bloom of maturity, who had seen much action, many travels and battles over DECADES. He should have had at least a touch of grey and a few wrinkles at the corner of the eyes.

    -what Aragorn says when he decides not to follow Frodo and instead to chase the orcs who captured Merry and Pippin is completely out of character. The scion of the ancient ruling line of Numenor would NEVER say, "Let's go hunt some orc!"--especially not when the author was English, not American. This PJ interjection falls flat in my opinion.

    I'm not religiously oppposed to any and all changes from JRRT's original work. Some of the changes were good: Arwen replacing Glorfindel as the rescuer of Frodo at the ford is fine, especially as Glorfindel has basically no role in any other part of the books, while Arwen does. Similarly the love scene between Aragorn and Arwen, while not in the original book, could well have happened as PJ shows it.

    I'll go see it again soon. Maybe I'll get over my objections. Those aside, the movie is visually absolutely excellent, and (aside from Aragorn) very well cast.

  159. Re:WHat do you think by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Tom Bombadil, was only like, you know, supposed to be God 'eru' 'illuvatar'...

    he's sort of mentioned in the silmarillion

  160. this is shitty movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is shitty movie

  161. Take the stick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... out of your ass. He wasn't whining, he was joking you fuckity fuck.

  162. Re:So would that imply. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BAHAHAH that is SO fucking funny! Bill Gates? Dark Lord? Shit, it's like I'm in 1992 all over again!!!

  163. Gimli and Galadriel by jfaughnan · · Score: 1

    There were only two changes my wife and I would have made. We were ok with the relatively angst ridden Aragorn and the augmented Arwen. All in all it was a superb result for the most difficult movie of the trilogy. (BTW, note the sword was never reforged, expect Arwen to bring it out to Aragorn in #2.)

    The two changes we'd have voted for:

    1. Less music. It was too intrusive in places where silence or birdsong would have worked better. The visuals were so powerful the music was often annoying.

    2. They set everything up for Gimli to fall in knightly love with Galadriel, then they didn't show it! (In other words, we agree about more Lothlorien.) They could have shaved 3-4 minutes from 'Frodo pinioned by the cave monster' and Sam drowning, and used the time to restore the Gimli/Galadriel scene. I suspect they filmed it but made a misguided cut. Hope it's on the DVD.

    Overall, a great result.

    john

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    1. Re:Gimli and Galadriel by Abreu · · Score: 1

      BTW, note the sword was never reforged, expect Arwen to bring it out to Aragorn in #2

      After seeing the movie, that was actually one of the bits that seemed to be summarily chopped off in editing, but now that you put it that way, it now makes a lot of sense! Thanks for that piece of thought!

      They set everything up for Gimli to fall in knightly love with Galadriel, then they didn't show it!

      It was filmed, and it will be in the DVD.

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  164. Re:wooo. extra footage by belrick · · Score: 1

    Not sure about any rules, but the restored Lawrence of Arabia is 222 minutes. It was in limited release in theatres when it was restored. When I saw it, it was shown with an intermission (10-20 minutes? can't recall).

  165. FOTR blooper rumour by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 2

    In the scene where a swarm of orcs burst through the door in Moria, one of them bonks his forehead on the doorframe as he passes through.

    (ok, lame Star Wars reference, I admit...)

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  166. Re:WHat do you think by mrhartwig · · Score: 1

    Weapons found a barrow down which were forged by the ancient kings of Numenor (sp?) which were specifically designed to defeat the Old Enemy (Sauron's master), which travels with Pippin to the gates of Gondor where it find itself buried in the knee of the King of the Nazgul (Thus fulfilling it's 10,000 year destiny) which distracts him long enough to get killed which distracts Sauron long enough to allow Frodo to reach Mt. Doom... Whew! Sounds pretty important to me, actually.

    How about "weapons that were forged by the Men of Westernesse (who were the foes of the Witch-King of Angmar) and were specifically designed to fight him. Such a knife travels with Meriadoc to the battle of the Pelennor Fields and gets buried in the King of the Nazgul's knee, breaking the spell which keeps him together, allowing Eowyn to destroy him (thus fullfilling the knife's 2000 or so year destiny). After this, and after the rest of the battle is won, the allies marched on the Morannon, thus distracting Sauron long enough for Frodo & Gollum to reach Mt. Doom."

    Yeah, Tom was important (and the source of the barrow-swords even more), but I can live with the omission. Aragorn logically could have (or get) ancient blades & therefore gave them to the hobbits. I suspect that won't be explained in the third movie, but it really won't matter. The general public only needs a good movie, and we Tolkien geeks know what happened in the *real* story (this *is* only a movie, remember). And, as long as the general public keeps spending money on the movie & related merchandise, we geeks get DVDs out of the deal!

    We're already planning our 10-hour marathon in front of one of the guy's big screen for 2004....

  167. Narsil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or is there something peculiar about the shards of Narsil? This sword has been used in battle, broken when Sauron fell on it, and yet the shards look as if it is a new forged sword that has been newly sundered.

    A sword that has been used for those purposes would be notched and scored on the blade, and for those of you who think that the heirs of Elendil might have cleaned it up, i think you should know that if you were to file off every single blemish on the blade you'd not have much of a blade left after a while.

    Just a thought...

    1. Re:Narsil by Analog+Squirrel · · Score: 1
      As I understand it, Narsil/Anduril is a sword of extra ordinary make - magic if you will. Not only was it made by the finest craftsmen with the best material(why use something as weak as steel or titanium?), it is also enhanced with the strongest enchantments elves and men could come up with at it's forging - in fact, only a creature as mighty as Sauron could have borken the sword.

      WARNING, MINOR SPOILERS AND MAJOR SPECULATION TO FOLLOW:

      What I've been wondering about, since I've seen the film, is this: In the book, Narsil is reforged as Anduril before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, but in the movie, Aragorn is clearly using the same sword all the way through the movie. Given that the sword is a great artifact as well as the sword of the King of Gondor, we must assume that it has to come to Aragorn at some point in the series. My guess is that Arwen(who is clearly one of the few actually encouraging Aragorn to take back the kingdom he's inherited) will either have it reforged - or maybe she'll reforge it herself, and have it sent to Aragorn after the battle of Helm's Deep. In the book, Arwen sent the King's standard, but I think that PJ is counting on the sword having more significance at that point in the story...

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  168. Yeeeeeeehaw! by Analog+Squirrel · · Score: 1
    Once the whole set comes out, you can all come over to my place to experience the whole thing in one 11 hour, butt-numbing session!

    Don't forget to bring some popcorn.
    :)

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  169. Boycott = asinine by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

    Someone moderate the parent up further. I would, but I felt like posting instead.

    The idea of a DVD boycott is laughable. It's tantamount to saying, "Hey, everybody, let's cut off a portion of our anatomy to spite the thing it is attached to! Yes, let's deny ourselves enjoyment of something, so we can bitch and whine about it to all and sundry, and thus have sneering rights at their refusal to support our holy war!" It's not being righteous, it's being self-righteous. Bleah. Every time I see someone whining about boycotting DVDs, it makes me want to go right out and buy three more.

    Realistically speaking, you're never going to get even enough Slashdot posters--who tend to have the attention span and love of bright and shiny things of Kiki from Sluggy Freelance--to join the boycott, let alone the average citizens (of whom you need a lot if your boycott is to have any effect, or even be noticed). There's still an astounding number of people who don't realize why those black bars are on their screen; think someone of that persuasion is going to care about alphabet soup and free use rights?

    Me, I'll continue to watch DVDs and be happy. Why, I just received a Region 2 The Last Unicorn disc from Amazon.de; it's really great! (And seeing a trailer for the Thomas the Tank Engine movie in German is really funky.)

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  170. satire requires respect of the author. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Insightful
    For satire to be recognizable, the source has to be one that you don't think would be dumb enough to actually say something so stupid and really mean it. The source has to be reasonably intelligent, and devoid of idiocy. A random slashdot post from someone you don't know doesn't fit that criteria. When you try to be satirical by saying something deliberately dumb, in a forum where there really are people dumb enough to say such things it will never work.

    This is NOT the readers' fault. They've been subtly trained to expect idiotic posts to appear, so when one does it never occurs to them that it might not be what it seems.

    This is the same problem usenet has with satire. If you don't have a previous record to go on, you have to assume the poster might really BE a lunatic.

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  171. Re:WHat do you think by enol · · Score: 1

    I recently re-read FoTR and I have to agree. They seriously make A LOT of mistakes from the moment they step out of the Shire. It's not because they're inherent idiots, but because they simply are not aware of the dangers in the world. (Even they themselves admit this a lot). Every danger they face, someone had to get them out, whether it was Tom, Aragorn, Glorfindel, Gandalf, etc.

    The books are compelling precisely because, these people who have never needed to face evil, are forced to, basically save everyone. That's why you feel for them when they get tortured by orcs, stabbed by enemies, and suffer, A LOT (esp. in Two Towers).

    FoTR the movie did a good job of portraying the soft side of the hobbits because they certainly change a lot by the time they reach the end of the trilogy.

  172. Everything you ever wanted to know about Narsil. . by servasius_jr · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is there something peculiar about the shards of Narsil? This sword has been used in battle, broken when Sauron fell on it, and yet the shards look as if it is a new forged sword that has been newly sundered.

    A sword that has been used for those purposes would be notched and scored on the blade, and for those of you who think that the heirs of Elendil might have cleaned it up, i think you should know that if you were to file off every single blemish on the blade you'd not have much of a blade left after a while.


    You know that miracle scratch remover they sell on late night TV, that'll instantly remove chips, scrapes and gouges from your cars paint, saving you a costly trip to the body shop? Y'know the stuff? Well, Aragorn had some of that. He borrowed it from Elrond, who used it on his car, Ancalagon the '59 Cadillac.

    It's all in the Silmarillion. Go ahead, check. I'm confidant that I'm right.

    Why don't we all take a break from nit-picking, and just say a silent prayer of thanks that no huge liberties were taken, e.g., Tom Cruise as Gandalf, Jack Palance as Gimili, and Brittney Spears' left and right breasts as Merry and Pippin respectively.

  173. Re:WHat do you think by Zspdude · · Score: 1
    You're exactly right. But for me it's not so much the absence of Glorfindel as the glory stolen from his horse. ;)

    My big beef is that they rearranged the basic scene at the ford, when they had real dynamite stuff to work with in the first place... They could have produced some awesome stuff if they had let Arwen walk with Aragorn as Glorfindel ended up doing. They completely leave out the schtick about how fast and wonderful the amazing elf-horse is, and give all it's rightful glory to Arwen's riding skills. This is bad enough to a nitpicker like myself(hey, the horse deserves his due, alright!) but my real gripe is that Frodo never got to face them down. I mean, that was real riveting stuff, and they didn't take advantage of it, to their loss, and unforunately, yours and mine.

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  174. Re:wooo. extra footage by Zspdude · · Score: 1

    The moviegoing public has a limited patience for 4 hour films.... But never Tolkien fans. I'd gladly vote in favour of 6 films, one for each book, instead of the 3 novel films, if it meant that they included everything that was in the book, and stayed absolutely true to it. And people with no previous knowledge of the book are going to find a 3 hour long film extremely confusing, long and drawn out, anyway, simply because they don't have the backgroung to enjoy and appreciate it. I thought the film sped past(it seemed like 1.5 hours instead of 3), but only because I had read the book...

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  175. Lord of the Matrix by falzer · · Score: 1

    Elrond: We've had our eye on you for quite some time, Mr. Baggins.

  176. Not Invisibility by Lethyos · · Score: 2

    The One Ring basically causes its wearer to cross the border between the land of the living and the land of the dead. Just the same as the living cannot see the dead, you cannot see the wearer of the One Ring. It doesn't make the wearer invisible so much as it just moves the wearer to the perspective of the dead. This is one of the reasons Sauron wants it because it does the opposite for him and allows him to enter the land of the living where his power actually means a great deal.

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  177. Re:WHat do you think by dinivin · · Score: 1

    he's sort of mentioned in the silmarillion

    Which is fine... But we're talking about FOTR, not The Silmarillion.

    Dinivin

  178. Isn't it about time for a LOTR CG series by ckrause · · Score: 1

    I hereby release this Make-More-Money idea under the GPLOTR:

    Puzzle Pieces:

    1. Negotiate rights to an animated Hobbit/LOTR series.

    1a. This need not even be an existing company like Pixar/Disney. As you read more of my idea you will see how this could be a brand new company started w/VC money. Hell, they could even IPO before even release so much as a static pencil storyboard cell.

    2. Take "today's" current CG-movie technology (ala Monsters, inc., Final Fantasy, Shrek) and start production on the first 60 minutes of the series.

    3. Be 100% faithful, word for word when possible, to the original text of the series.

    4. Work on the series continuously, never stopping production, until the entire 4-book series is completed (Silmarillion would be available only on the Director's cut, all three directors (1 dead, 1 moved to Mars, 1 now working on "Matrix 42: Neo Rebooted", platinum-coated MPEG-12 encoded DVD5+ format in the year 2010)

    Here's the kicker...

    5. With each release of an episode (oh, every three months or so) they re-render the previously released episodes using the latest technologies. Each rendering being incrementally more realistic. (Well, as realistic as one can make a fictitious Middle-Earth).

    Imagine what a first-edition episode one DVD would be worth when the final episode is released. Or better yet, the whole series is released on a 1cm^3 data-cube 12 years after the first episode was released.

    Seriously though, I cannot imagine that somebody hasn't seriously looked into doing something similar to this by now.

  179. I bought a LOTR DVD yesterday by radicimo · · Score: 1

    Bought it at the Russian Market in Phnom Penh for USD$3.75. The quality looks decent on my ibook. Haven't watched it yet, but did check that it ran.

    It can be purchased now for USD$2.00 in Saigon, I found out this evening. I picked up the Deer Hunter for my visit in country to go with Full Metal Jacket.

    These are Malaysian pirate mafia copies or something. Since I can't go see the film anyway, the DVD at a cheaper price than popcorn in some USA theatres is quite a deal. Dunno about extra footage.

    ltrz

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