User: The Pimp

Re:Hello /.

On: DragonFly BSD Announced

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On: When Shipping the Big Iron...?

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The real Pimp!

Masterbation Cure.

On: nVidia/AMD Merger Announced

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Re:IAWTP

On: Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise'

Me to.

Re:I'm so glad the streets are safe from...

On: Slashback: Ford, Buccaneers, Hardware

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Re:Ms. Portman is available...

On: Slashback: Gaping, Wristwear, Screenies

You can have Ms Portman for $35 for straight sex, $25 for a blow job, $56.95 for anal, $75 for group bukake (The Pimp can't spell).

Of course Jupidera can satisfy you for less

Re:Hello.

On: Email Turns Thirty

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Re:let's hear it for HIGHNESS!!!

On: Slashback: Highness, Hominess, Hole-ines

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Price schedule:
Straight Sex - $15
Blow Job - $10
Ass Fucking - $25
Hot Grits - $32.50
Young Boys (For Taco) - $54.95

All prices US Dollars.

Re:Infant rapes in South Africa

On: Physicists War Over a Unified Theory

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Price schedule:
Straight Sex - $15
Blow Job - $10
Ass Fucking - $25
Hot Grits - $32.50
Young Boys (For Taco) - $54.95

All prices US Dollars.

Re:hmm

On: This is IT?

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I gots the ho's

On: Five Steps to Adding Physics-Based Realism

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*SMACK*
Bitch!
Where's my money!
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Re:Drake Equation

On: Alien Atmosphere Hubbled

the size of Jupider

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Re:Smack

On: Alien Atmosphere Hubbled

That reminds me, I need to smack some ho's.

Re:Hmmm....

On: Listening to Leonids

the hoes in the back giving the driver head

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