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You piece of shit! You stole my schtick!
You will find much dickering in the land of geeks over the term "secure"
Trolling over GPS radio can lead to great hardship. Unless you are the "IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!" guy.
Your girlfriend will find great happiness in your new "organ"...
You will renew your glasses perscription for the first time in years after discovering the joys of small flatpanels.
You will worry about the last mile while the other 5,000 go bankrupt and dark.
You will be overwhelmed by "gadget craze" and forget that carrying an IDE drive around is cheaper. Poverty to follow.
Do not be alarmed by the intense burning sensation.
Apple will award you with a large cash bonus after you become their premiere PR agency.
Advances in ultra-dense space heating technology will deprecate the use of the central heating system in the server room
You will invent a transistor that reflects the size of your penis
38,600 Apple notebooks place a great fire in your future.
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You piece of shit! You stole my schtick!
You will find much dickering in the land of geeks over the term "secure"
Trolling over GPS radio can lead to great hardship. Unless you are the "IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!" guy.
Your girlfriend will find great happiness in your new "organ"...
You will renew your glasses perscription for the first time in years after discovering the joys of small flatpanels.
You will worry about the last mile while the other 5,000 go bankrupt and dark.
You will be overwhelmed by "gadget craze" and forget that carrying an IDE drive around is cheaper. Poverty to follow.
Do not be alarmed by the intense burning sensation.
Apple will award you with a large cash bonus after you become their premiere PR agency.
Advances in ultra-dense space heating technology will deprecate the use of the central heating system in the server room
You will invent a transistor that reflects the size of your penis
38,600 Apple notebooks place a great fire in your future.