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Scientists Claim Organs Grown From Stem Cells

Llywelyn writes: "It appears that some scientists in the United States are claiming that they have been able to grow functional organs (kidneys) from cloned cow embryotic stem cells. They have not yet released details on how exactly they did this, nor have they yet provided evidence for their claims, but admit to being only in the `proof of concept' phase in research. I guess we'll see down the road if this is legit or the increasingly common `Science by Press Release.'"

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  1. Me too Me too! by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've done it, and you can't see my evidence!

    Sorry, can't consider it news until we see evidence.

    For all we know, they are raving lunatics, or just getting media attention for more grant money.

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    1. Re:Me too Me too! by MysteryMilk · · Score: 1

      This is udderly rediculous...sorry. Sombody had to say it. Maybe one day we'll be cloning beef straight from the test tube. Mop-Boy - "Remanufactured Beef. It's what's for dinner."

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    2. Re:Me too Me too! by boaworm · · Score: 2

      You dont trust anything unless you are given exact proof of it ? That seems to be a bit naive imho.

      There are thousands of projects going on around the world dealing with new issues raised by biotechnology, and growing organs from stemcells are just one. Why do you have such a hard time believing this ? Do you really think that cell division is such a hard thing to do ? Gene manipulation.. you dont believe that either ? (oh.. wait, the crop's are already finding their way to your local food store)

      Human organs have already been grown in external hosts before, for example in pigs. (The pigs were treated with large doses of antibiotics though). This is not really such a complex task, because nature does all the tricky parts by herself. All we have to do is to give nature a push in the right direction.

      We can clone animals (and yes... humans), why shouldnt we be able to clone organs ? Stem Cells are designed to do exactly what they are claiming in this article, to reproduce any type of cell.
      But indeed, you are correct, they dont have any proof yet, or atleast, they choose not to show then to the world, since it is obviously not ready just yet.
      The implications of these findings go far beyond medicine, they will shake foundations. Producing facts right now may very well be suicide for the companies, since government, pushed by an uneducated mob, could close them down, deeming their research unethical and ban it.

      Only time will tell, but i dont think i live in a dreamworld.

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    3. Re:Me too Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does this comment get off being called insightful? It is perfectly normal for scientists to discuss their results with the media. There is no indication this person is avoiding scrutiny or peer review - in fact the comment "However, Lanza will not discuss the details of the work, as it has not yet been published in a peer-reviewed journal. "I can't go into specifics," he says" suggests that they are in fact planning to publish their data. The supposed result here is significant and plausible - certainly newsworthy. And the article also submits sensible, serious skepticism by experts in the community, raising the real possibility that the reported results are correct (we grew something from stem cells that produced urine in vitro) but that the conclusion (we have created a complex organ from stem cells) might be overstating the case.

    4. Re:Me too Me too! by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      The problem with accepting this claim at face value is that press releases are not the most reliable way of getting your info. Do you trust everything that the government says in press releases? How about big corporations? Enron told people that their stock was a great buy pretty much until it was delisted, which doesn't seem accurate to me. The scientists who 'discovered' cold fusion went to the press before they went to peer-review, which led to accusations ranging from sloppiness to fraud. That's why people don't trust press releases.

      As far as the specifics of their claim goes, the site is /.'d, so I can't be sure what they are claiming to actually have done. However, getting a bunch of kidney cells to arise from stem cells is a long way from actually having a kidney in a Petri dish. It's analogous to getting a block of metal and calling it the engine of a car - It's a necessary step, but not a sufficient one.

      Also, if the researchers were really concerned about the ignorant masses shutting down their studies, press releases are exactly the wrong thing to do. If they wanted attention from serious scientists, but not uneducated mobs, they should publish the results in a peer-reviewed journal like Science, Nature, PNAS, or Cell.

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    5. Re:Me too Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >You dont trust anything unless you are given exact proof of it ? That seems to be a bit naive imho.


      You're a religious believer, aren't you?

    6. Re:Me too Me too! by sabinm · · Score: 2

      Regarding the other replies to your argument. They were, in my opinion, non arguments and completely missing the point. They basically ignored your insights and facts about genetic cloning and organ harvesting and either called you hoodwinked or religious nut. There's Slashdot for you.

      However . . . I do take exception to your proof of the fact that we CAN clone humans. Depends what your definition of clone is. If you believe a clone is a genetic copy of an organism, then you are accurate. if you believe that a clone is a genetic copy of an organism, able to exist under the same conditions as the original, and at the same time be as *viable* (able to survive and reproduce) Then your assumation is incorrect. The *clones* that have been produced are not *successes*. Most of the clones suffer from obeisity, malformed organs and horrible defects. Dolly, the cloned sheep, her clone is her_exact_age_. What does that mean? It means that the scientists cloned her telomeres, which determine life span of cell mitosis. Telomeres start out "long" when we are young and end up "short" when we grow old. guess what? That 2yr old sheep has the telomeres of an old one. So she has as many years left as Dolly, and is growing old at an alarming rate.

      It might be suicide for a company to produce evidence that states that infact that the research produces no acceptable alternative to what we already have, inother words, they might have produced a non-event (sort of like the engine that runs on water SUUUURE, now lets harvest water as a fuel source instead of oil- -that'll solve are energy problems!) ):0

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    7. Re:Me too Me too! by margaret · · Score: 1

      they should publish the results in a peer-reviewed journal like Science, Nature, PNAS, or Cell.


      PNAS isn't peer reviewed.

      At our university (I'm a grad student) the public relations office encourages press releases about exciting research findings. These press releases usually coincide with the publication of the research in a reputable journal or a scientific conference. I see nothing wrong with drawing the mainstream media's attention to science in this way. However, these "stand alone" press releases do seem sensationalized, but they are becoming common.

      -maragaret

    8. Re:Me too Me too! by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      Late reply here, sorry about that. You're right PNAS isn't peer-reviewed like most journals - I've apparently gone senile. Again.

      Anyway, I got the impression that these results weren't in a journal, just in press releases. Doing both at once is not a big deal, but when people go for the spotlight first, it makes me nervous.

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  2. Cloning a individual's brain? by Spencerian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these... :)

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    1. Re:Cloning a individual's brain? by penguinsula · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Seems like there's always someone capable of turning no matter what post into a Beowulf cluster issue. What if some Alien Intelligence read Slashdot...they must think that Beowulfs are as common as...well...webbed fingers. :-)

    2. Re:Cloning a individual's brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If some alien intellegence read slashdot, I'd hate to see how they would mark us on their maps.

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    3. Re:Cloning a individual's brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, we could imagine a cluster of twinkies too. What's your point? Human brains are not very efficient number crunchers...

    4. Re:Cloning a individual's brain? by Score0,+Overrated · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually ... "mostly harmless"

    5. Re:Cloning a individual's brain? by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 2, Funny

      A Beowulf cluster of human brains? Aren't those usually called a comittee or a task force? Output would be next to nothing because the individual nodes would be busy arguing with each other. It would turn into an 'information black hole' - consuming and demanding reports about everything in sight, yet producing nothing in result.
      On the other hand, they could probably replace upper management at most major corporations.

  3. So... by _typo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When will we be able to eat juicy steaks without having to actually kill the cow? Anytime soon? Could be the end of the entire vegetarian scene. Major cultural shock aproaching...

    Maybe...

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    1. Re:So... by gandalf_grey · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'e wonder about the quality of the steak. No, not because of the source, but because meat, essentially muscle and fat, is normally used and exercised... providing much of the quality and structure. Would "test tube steaks" have that same quality/texture?

      I suppose they could be grown, and then artifically "exercised" with small electric currents. Much like that crappy infomercial with the guys pecks dancing around because of the strap on "toning" device.

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    2. Re:So... by hiryuu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'e wonder about the quality of the steak. No, not because of the source, but because meat, essentially muscle and fat, is normally used and exercised.

      To that manner of thinking, wouldn't "fake steak" be more like veal in its consistency and texture?

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    3. Re:So... by eAndroid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Wouldn't be the end of the entire vegetarian scene. To some people meat tastes bad in the same way some people don't like vegetables. There will always be some desirable health benefits to vegetarianism. Lab-grown meat may also introduce new health issues.

      However, your idea of grown meat may have major benefit to people that already eat meat. Prices would likely drop since better cuts would be just as easy to produce and more common ones. Also the health of meat could probably improve (no more artificial hormones).

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    4. Re:So... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "Would "test tube steaks" have that same quality/texture?"

      Did anyone else just have a flashback to Full Metal Jacket?

    5. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Actually it would be like veal, tender. Exercise makes muscle tissue tough and sinewy

    6. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To that manner of thinking, wouldn't "fake steak" be more like veal in its consistency and texture?
      Cool! We won't have to kill baby cows for the delicacy of their meat.
    7. Re:So... by yomahz · · Score: 1


      I'e wonder about the quality of the steak. No, not because of the source, but because meat, essentially muscle and fat, is normally used and exercised... providing much of the quality and structure. Would "test tube steaks" have that same quality/texture?


      Actually, the most tender, coveted piece of meat in a cow is the tenderloin fillet. It's one of the least used muscles in the body.

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    8. Re:So... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • When will we be able to eat juicy steaks without having to actually kill the cow? Anytime soon? Could be the end of the entire vegetarian scene. Major cultural shock aproaching

      Nice point. Let's follow that thinking through. Where does that leave the taboo about cannibalism, especially if it's auto-cannibalism? What's the difference between eating a vat grown Haunch-O-U and eating your own placenta for medical reasons (or just for kicks)

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    9. Re:So... by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      • your idea of grown meat may have major benefit to people that already eat meat. Prices would likely drop since better cuts would be just as easy to produce

      OK, let's design us a machine that can turn cheap renewable resouces (e.g. grass) into a tasty haunch fattening nutrient stream!

      First you'd want to grind the grass. Let's grow us some SimTeeth. Real cows seem to do that pretty well, so we'll just grow us up a cow head. Then we'll grow a SimThroat to take it to the multiple SimStomachs (hey, cows do that real well, let's grow some cow parts again and fill them full of cow bacteria rather than using expensive chemicals), add a SimCardiovascularSystem to carry nutrients and oxygen around, and a SimBowel to excrete the waste. Let's add some SimLegs so that it can feed and exercise itself, and a simple SimBrain to provide the electrical impulses for that. Hey, wouldn't it be neat if instead of manufacturing and repairing these, they had some sort of built in capability? Let's grow up some SimReproduction and SimImmune systems.

      Then it's just 2,000 hours of surgery to put it altogther and bingo, we've built us a SimCow! It's great because while it cost us a billion bucks, it looks, acts and tastes just like the real thing, while being completely cruelty free!

      &ltsarcasm> aside, if you can come up with a cheaper, more efficient way of turning grass into SimHaunch than a real cow, let's hear it.

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    10. Re:So... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

      what we need to do is genetically engineer cattle that will go and Off themselves for you... that way you can go to a resturant and meet the meat.

      it's more humane and tasteful that way.

      Ok, so It's a bad joke from the Hitch-hikers trilogy...I'll stop now so you all can stop throwing those rocks.

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    11. Re:So... by Walter+Wart · · Score: 1

      Once again, science fiction to the rescue!

      The late Isaac Asimov wrote a story about forty years ago on just this subject. Vat-grown meat had become the standard. So much so that people had forgotten its genetic origins.

      The narrator is an expert witness at Senate hearings on a new product. Very tasty and digestible. Extremely popular. The story ends just as the narrator is about to define an old mostly-forgotten word - "Cannibal"

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    12. Re:So... by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1
      Kill the cow?! You think so small! Now you can grow YOUR OWN stem cells into extremely tasty people steaks! Maybe even into tasty human milk producing cells!

      Once we become a lacto-selfsufficient species, we can eliminate all bovines once and for all!!!!!

    13. Re:So... by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1
      For milk purposes, we could probably eliminate the sim legs and sim brain, but we'd need simudder.

      That's right! I'm talking about disgusto brainless black and white milk producing bags! tasty!

    14. Re:So... by GunFodder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately cows are not particularly efficient calorie-producing machines. It takes about 100 times less water and nutrients to produce edible grains than it does to feed those grains to a cow and then eat the cow.

      If the cow is eating grass or other other plants that we cannot eat, and the land used is incapable of supporting crops then this waste is acceptable. But meat animals are being fed soybeans and corn.

      If there was a more efficient method to feed animal cells directly then it would actually be cheaper to grow the meat in a tube.

    15. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human meat is similar to pork in taste. It's a shame that to get it, someone has to die and that I hate the taste of pork.

    16. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Isn't it gonna just be bad for the veal market at first? You're gonna have to "age on the hoof" this manufactured meat, as well.

      I don't see how one will actually be able to create T-Bone steaks (y'd have to grow the bone to match slightly), but I can imagine yards of filet mignon coming out of a machine, too.

      Surimi for meat lovers.

      This might be bad for the big ranchers as well if ConAgra, ADM, Tyson/IBP gets it working. Can you imagine the bailouts for them from the US Govment? Not only do they get incredible land subsidies (that IS what their federal grazing "permits" really are) already. Will they get more handouts from the govment to "preserve the unique way of life of a Rancher"?

      Will the stink of a "meat factory" be better than the stink from a slaughterhouse or finishing lot?

      And what will happen to the animal byproducts industry, too? Instead of slaughterhouse byproducts for things like "hydrolized animal protein", "keratin", "collagen", etc., will we just grow them in industrial-sized organ vats?

      When will we see bioengineered cow mammary gland systems? Will dairy farms go away, or will some of the smaller ones stay around as "boutique" dairies, for the experience, much like the various Amish communities?

      Of course, this could mean a new market for making the various slurries to feed these new processes...

    17. Re:So... by Stupiduser.com · · Score: 1

      Yeah when my loin is tender I don't exercise it much either.

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    18. Re:So... by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Unfortunately cows are not particularly efficient calorie-producing machines. It takes about 100 times less water and nutrients to produce edible grains than it does to feed those grains to a cow and then eat the cow.

      And you don't get the same nutrition from eating the rabbit food.

      1) Humans need about 20-30% of their calories from fat. It's hard to do that on a strict vegetarian diet. Otherwise they lose a dense energy source AND something necessary for proper hormonal function.

      2) Plants are a questionable source of protein for humans. Soybeans, for instance, are incomplete.

      3) There's at least one B-vitamin which are flatly not available from plant sources.

      4) Who the hell else is going to eat those soybeans? Some of us don't LIKE TVP.

    19. Re:So... by Stupiduser.com · · Score: 1

      I have never seen a good crop of grain that did not have cow manure on it. Which comes first the the crop or the crap?

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    20. Re:So... by Stupiduser.com · · Score: 1

      I would rather eat a dead cow, than a live tomato.
      But I do sometimes put ketchup on my burger.....hmmmm

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    21. Re:So... by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      ObStephenKing: "The Survivor Type".

      ObJokeToldByGrossAnatomyProf: The one about the farmer who delivers his wife's baby while stuck in a snowstorm. When the county MD asks him how it went, the farmer says "It was just like deliverin' a calf, 'cept she made me fry the afterbirth 'fore she'd eat it."

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    22. Re:So... by Freedom+Bug · · Score: 2

      Cows can get 100% of their nutritional requirements from grass or hay.

      Humans cannot digest grass or hay.

    23. Re:So... by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Anyone else picturing the Civ:CTP Beef Vat?

    24. Re:So... by Untimely+Ripp'd · · Score: 1

      ... I sure hope you've filed for the patent on that idea. Not that it isn't obvious (I've been thinking for a while that all meat will eventually come out of some kind of roller), but it's obviously a valuable idea, so get your claim in. Wahoo! You're going to be rich, you lucky dog.

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    25. Re:So... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      If the cow is eating grass or other other plants that we cannot eat, and the land used is incapable of supporting crops then this waste is acceptable. But meat animals are being fed soybeans and corn.

      What's the problem with that when we're producing more of that stuff than we can use? Even after feeding cattle, hogs, etc. with this stuff, we still end up growing more of it than we can use.

      Vegetables are what food eats. :-)

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    26. Re:So... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Turning grass? Heck, let's go one step further: turn solar power, water, and nutrients from the air and soil into meat. Skip the grass step.

      True, the bovine methods are adequate, but we can do better. (Legs to acquire the grass and exercise? Production line to deliver the grass at a predictable rate; electrical impulses to stimulate the meat a lot more evenly. Teeth to grind the grass? A mill can do it without getting part of the ground product stuck in the grinding. Reproduction? Nah, we just want the meat to grow: a little genetic engineering, and the muscles can have cancerous growth rates, with bunches of 'em harvested and fixed for human consumption every so often.)

    27. Re:So... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      Can't see why that was modded off-topic. You'd need nutrient support to keep steak cells alive, probably pretty similar to that which keep stem cells alive. The exact mix of nutrients to best optimize steak growth is not currently known by anyone, to my knowledge.

    28. Re:So... by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      I assume you're talking about B12, in which case you're wrong. It IS available in some forms of seaweed (hjiki, I believe, is one). Even better, you really only need a tiny bit of B12 once and awhile: your liver stores it quite efficiently, and doesn't requir very much to begin with.

    29. Re:So... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      and i got the perfect name for said steak: soylent green! oh... wait.
      .

    30. Re:So... by GunFodder · · Score: 2

      Right now the US does grow a lot more food than it needs. But the population of the world is growing faster than the total amount of arable land. We will have to take a second look at the effiency of food production.

      FYI I am not looking forward to this since I like steak as much as anyone. Test-tube meat may be a good solution to this looming issue.

  4. Breaking the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah... So we can break the laws of nature by replicating that which cannot replicate themselves, and this is immediately heralded as fact, but when we break the laws of Physics, it's immediately hailed as idiocy?

    Excellent world we live in.

    1. Re:Breaking the law by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      I'm completely ignoring that you're probably a troll here, but there IS no such "law of nature".

      By your logic, cesarian sections and ivf aren't fact either.

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    2. Re:Breaking the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto.

      (spelling, too)

  5. My guess by Em+Emalb · · Score: 4, Informative

    "I guess we'll see down the road if this is legit or the increasingly common `Science by Press Release."

    After consulting the magic 8 ball, I have to say the latter is probably true.

    I would guess that money got a little tight and this is a good way to get more cash for research...

    Or, could be I am tired of hearing about companies that make claims with no proof.

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    1. Re:My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen other reports that, given the right matrix, temperatures, nutrients, etc., a few scientists have managed to grow kidney tissue, etc.

      A company or two do grow human skin for skin grafts this way, too.

    2. Re:My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of these comments are really fair. The claimed accomplishment is both serious and plausible. It is worth a press release. The scientist quoted is very candid about the fact that the research is in peer review and the experiment itself is proof of concept rather than "we have invented I Can't Believe It's Not Urine." So what's the big fucking deal? Scientists aren't supposed to talk about what they're working on?

  6. hmm by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This company is the same one that claimed to have cloned human embryos, so we're already aware of their preference of press releases to peer-reviewed journals.

    1. Re:hmm by dachshund · · Score: 2, Informative
      This company is the same one that claimed to have cloned human embryos, so we're already aware of their preference of press releases to peer-reviewed journals.

      Actually, they released their original results for that claim in peer-reviewed scientific journals, right about the same time as it hit the major news outlets. Few people actually bothered to look at the details.

      I wouldn't be surprised if this is true. People have been working on growing organs on scaffolds for a while now. They've been working up from simple parts like ears to more complex things. At the same time, there've been demonstrations of stem cells "beating" like heart tissue. How functional these kidneys are is what we should all be asking.

    2. Re:hmm by Dokta_C · · Score: 1

      I remember spending a lot of time at uni learning how the kidneys work, like two whole weeks. They are truly amazing organs, regulating erythropoesis as well as cleaning your blood of urea. I'll bet they've not managed to replicate both functions.

    3. Re:hmm by dachshund · · Score: 1
      They are truly amazing organs, regulating erythropoesis as well as cleaning your blood of urea. I'll bet they've not managed to replicate both functions.

      That's true, but if they could develop something that works nearly as well as external dialysis machines, a lot of people will be better off. I'm sort of curious how a simple scaffold can encourage these organs to fully develop, but it's clear that even partially developed organs/tissue can do a lot for us. What about cloned bone-marrow transplants?

  7. Does this mean... by I.T.R.A.R.K. · · Score: 0

    ...that I will be able to grow my own crop of Big Macs in a few years?

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    1. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. there's nothing that's actually organic in a Big Mac, so you can't clone it this way

  8. Just what I've been waiting for by redune45 · · Score: 0

    Great, now I finally will be able to clone my pet kidney that was ran over by a runaway penguin.

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  9. Keep in mind... by Phil+Wherry · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that you'll have to obtain new Windows/Office XP licenses if you clone more than one organ within some window of time.

  10. Breaking what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Exactly what are they supposed to be breaking?
    How come when some idiot claims to have broken the laws of thermodynamics we don't get any religious morons.

    But the instant someone mentions a stem cell or almost any discovery related to biology, they come aplenty...

    Are you afraid of going to hell or something?
    ...well, just bite me!

    1. Re:Breaking what? by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      just like the qotd says, "In a land where the sun is worshipped, studying thermodynamics is probably illegal". Some people still have the antiquated notion that life is, haha, sacred or something, hahah. Silly people. They still haven't gotten over the evolution thing yet.

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  11. I've got a bunch of those by Shotgun · · Score: 5, Funny

    all of my organs were grown from stem cells.

    My mom didn't even need a petri dish.

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  12. Fortune Cookie say... by Fortune+Master · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your girlfriend will find great happiness in your new "organ"...

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  13. Spam Respawned? by suss · · Score: 5, Funny

    It appears that some scientists in the United States are claiming that they have been able to grow functional organs (kidneys) from cloned cow embryotic stem cells.

    Hmm i can see it now.... a can of spam that refills itself after you've eaten it...

    1. Re:Spam Respawned? by hiryuu · · Score: 1
      Hmm i can see it now.... a can of spam that refills itself after you've eaten it...

      I'm not sure what disturbs me more about the - the concept of living meat product being eaten, or the fact that it's spam.:P

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    2. Re:Spam Respawned? by morcego · · Score: 4, Funny

      I already have it. It's my e-mail mailbox.

      No matter how much spam I delete, it keeps refilling itself.

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    3. Re:Spam Respawned? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      the concept of living meat product being eaten


      Yeah right. Like you never pick your nose.

    4. Re:Spam Respawned? by hiryuu · · Score: 1
      Yeah right. Like you never pick your nose.

      Gross. Funny, but gross.:P

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  14. Invest in me by scott1853 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've found a way to transfer a googol of data in one second. I'm not ready to release a product yet, or hold public or private demos. But I can tell you that we've done some preliminary experiments involving filling a semi with CDRs and transporting the data for several feet. All we need to do is to refine the process so it doesn't require a 18 wheeler and trillions of CDRs and we'll have a revolutionary product. At out current rate we should have something by Q1 2003.

    You can become a part of this exciting development by sending $100,000,000.00 to PayPal account #235224975645.

    1. Re:Invest in me by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

      Assuming the unit is bits, a trillion CD' s only hold about 10^12 * 6.0*10^9 = less than 10^21 bits. A trillion wouldn't even get you started. You'd need at least 10^79 trillion.

      Still, the PATENT should be worth something. File it and then you can collect royalties every time someone sends a diskette via UPS.

    2. Re:Invest in me by pagsz · · Score: 1

      Still, the PATENT should be worth something. File it and then you can collect royalties every time someone sends a diskette via UPS.

      If you were able to file that patent, you probably wouldn't have to worry about money again. You'd just be living off of AOL.

      First time reader, long time poster,

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    3. Re:Invest in me by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      If you were able to file that patent, you probably wouldn't have to worry about money again.

      While I think many software patents are absurd (people basically taking existing processes and obscuring it in "mumble-jumble" and getting a patent), the reality is that sneaking a patent in gets you next to nothing and is mostly a waste for the submitter (and I'd say about 95% of the software patents are just such a beast): Prior art and obviousness to people in the industry would quash it the second you tried to enforce it.

    4. Re:Invest in me by dankjones · · Score: 1
      Erm...not to nit-pick, but a google of data would be more in the range of "mass of the planet" than an 18 wheeler full.

      ...I'm just sayin'.

    5. Re:Invest in me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Prior art and obviousness to people in the industry would quash it the second you tried to enforce it."

      True, but you have to sue to prove that, and a lawsuit costs orders of magnitude more than a $10,000 license fee. Rinse, repeat with your next victim.

    6. Re:Invest in me by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the patent owner have to sue you to try to enforce their patent?

    7. Re:Invest in me by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that's the threat: victims can spend millions of dollars to defend themselves, or just pay $10K for a license. Granted, the lawsuit's end might involve the ex-patent holder being forced to pay their would-be victim's legal fees, but the victim is still out quite a lot in the mean time.

    8. Re:Invest in me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's googol (10^100), you tool. google is a search engine.

  15. So I guess... by lumpenprole · · Score: 5, Funny


    I should start answering those emails that promise me a brand new organ? I always thought it was a sex thing.

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    1. Re:So I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought It was a musical instrument.

  16. 10 inch penis, here I come! by mostaphalles · · Score: 0

    Who would have thought i could eventually have a penis transplant thanks to an aborted fetus!

    Anyone else see a "straw into gold" parallel?

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  17. Is this the first documented case of.... by Ledge · · Score: 1

    Vaporwetware...or is that Wetvaporware....or is that what my son leaves in his diaper?

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  18. ATC by Vireo · · Score: 5, Informative

    The news come from ATC, the same company that pretended having cloned a human in november. However, these claims were probably premature. We should be skeptical about this kidney thing... publishing fist in New Scientist is not exactly standard for serious scientific results.

  19. Press Release == Politics by crow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My take on this "science by press release" is that they are doing it for political reasons. Stem cell research is controversial, and they want to campaign in favor of it by showing the public that it can have huge benefits. Imagine if everyone that had kidney trouble was able to get a transplant! Now doesn't that make you want to support stem cell research?

    1. Re:Press Release == Politics by artemis67 · · Score: 2

      Not at all.

      Until they show something vaguely resembling "proof", the press release isn't even worth the paper it's printed on.

    2. Re:Press Release == Politics by brogdon · · Score: 1

      Only to you. These days so many people just skim headlines without paying attention to the details that they'll buy it without question, just because they saw "Working Kidneys from Stem Cells" scroll across the bottom of the screen on CNN.

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    3. Re:Press Release == Politics by Koreantoast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, this is a dangerous gambit they're playing: they could potentially raise expectations to unrealistic levels, creating a potential backlash when these claims are not met.

      A NY Times article last fall talked about how a lot of key stem cell researchers in the scientific community were flooded by calls from people pleading for nonexistant stem-cell based therapies and cures. The scientists had to explain to these people that a lot of the things hyped up by the press simply didn't exist yet; the technology, let alone the infrastructure to develop these cures, simply didn't exist. At best, a lot of the claims wouldn't be realised for at least a decade, if not longer.

      Assuming for a moment that ACT's claims are valid, my guess is that they're still years of from being able to produce custom organs for individuals. Potentially, it could take them years to develop this technique.

      And in the meantime, the public will likely grow more and more annoyed as the results don't come in, fueling a potential backlash against aggressive stem-cell research. While this won't stop research all together, it may lead to a dramatic reduction in funding that could set back the field even further.

    4. Re:Press Release == Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hese days so many people just skim headlines without paying attention to the details that they'll buy it without question, just because they saw "Working Kidneys from Stem Cells" scroll across the bottom of the screen on CNN.

      That's probably true... Not to set off a debate here on a different subject, but about 10 years ago, there was a study done that supposedly "proved" that people were born homosexual by looking at changes in a certain part of the brain. What the study didn't tell you was that the changes measured were so small as to be nearly inconsequential, and that even if they were onto something, they only looked at dead, known homosexuals, they didn't consider that the brain also changes based on life experiences.

      But, that doesn't matter. People saw the headline on CNN, The New York Times, or whatever, and now it's gospel-truth that homosexuality is genetic.

    5. Re:Press Release == Politics by Mr.+Asdf · · Score: 1

      And in the meantime, the public will likely grow more and more annoyed as the results don't come in, fueling a potential backlash against aggressive stem-cell research. While this won't stop research all together, it may lead to a dramatic reduction in funding that could set back the field even further.

      I disagree. The same sort of promises were made about artificial intelligence in the 50s and 60s. (We will pass the turing test next year if we work really hard at it.) Of course that never happened, and still may be far away, but I would consider that false excitement a boost for the field, rather than a hinderence, and certainly it led to more realistic promises after it was seen how difficult the problem really was.

  20. Excuse me, Mr. President... by CrazyBrett · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... do you still think stem cell research is a bad thing?

    1. Re:Excuse me, Mr. President... by viking099 · · Score: 2

      Did you miss the part where they talk about "cloned cow embryos" (emphasis mine)?
      President Bush said he would not support further human stem cell research. I don't believe there is any such restriction on cow, pig, etc stem cells.
      So yes, I would think that President Bush would still not support stem cell research on new human stem cell lines.

    2. Re:Excuse me, Mr. President... by Enrico21 · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of interesting research on using non-embryonic stem cells from tissue like bone marrow. Should it pan out, and the possibility is at least as great as that for using embryonic ones, it would avoid the controversial use of aborted fetuses for developing stem cells for future therapy.

    3. Re:Excuse me, Mr. President... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there is the issue of the teloremes of adult marrow stem cells being oh-so-much-shorter than the teloremes of fetal stem cells, which means these organs would "die" sooner than ones from fetal cells.

    4. Re:Excuse me, Mr. President... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      emotional? Rational debate? Come now, anyone that believes in "life at conception" forfits the right to a rational debate.

      When I bleed or masterbate, I kill millions of "potential" lifeforms, human lifeforms at that, we just haven't invented the artificial wombs/incubators yet. Not that we ever should or would, but we could, which makes the argument valid, in my opinion.

      I hate to sound like this is a troll, but I just hate when these issues, where the research and science are clear, are muddled by the likes of you - as if half of all learned folks on the subject of evolution, for example, support creationism.

      As for Bush, beyond being an idiot, he is proof that coporations are en route to ruling us, similar perhaps the "THE Company" in the Aliens series, or the meta-nationals of the Mars books by Kim Stanley Robinson.

    5. Re:Excuse me, Mr. President... by MPolis · · Score: 1

      Also note that the press release implicitly points to a good reason not to use embryonic stem cells:

      The two-inch long mini-kidneys were then transplanted into genetically identical cows.

      In order to avoid tissue rejection, they're using a genetically identical embryo to produce the stem cell line. In an experiment, you can get that cell line by starting with two cow embyros that are twins. You let the transplant recipient grow up, and you destory the other embyro to produce a cell line. If you try to use this as a treatment, you won't have a genetically identical emyronic stem cell line conveniently lying around. Instead, you'll have to produce one by cloning, which is difficult, very expensive, and tends to produce genetic errors. If the process had instead been designed to use stem cells harvested from the adult transplant recipient, there would be no need for cloning, which would likely make it simpler, faster, and cheaper.

  21. I think I have heard this...... by RatPh!nk · · Score: 1

    oh yeah! It was "Hey guys we have finally achieved cold fusion.

    Like previously stated, I will believe it when I see it in the journals.

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  22. the future of spam by mr.ska · · Score: 1
    I can just see it now...

    "Increase your penis size with a GENETICALLY IDENTIAL yet LARGER replacement! Easy out-patient surgery! Guaranteed 100% genetically compatible!! grow-a-schong@geneticpenis.com"

    Ugh...

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  23. Plenty of reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There are plenty of reasons not to release information, mostly monitary, but some less 'greedy'.

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/01/27/2135 21 3&mode=thread

  24. The DMCA strikes again! by mosschops · · Score: 1

    They have not yet released details on how exactly they did this, nor have they yet provided evidence for their claims

    What are the bets they're waiting to make sure the the DMCA won't jump on them for circumventing nature's genetic code?

  25. Kidney by ehiris · · Score: 1

    Sell that extra kidney you have till it's still worth something.

  26. Doesn't matter, yet, if it isn't complete. by Score0,+Overrated · · Score: 3, Interesting

    British kidney experts are sceptical about the possibility that ACT has re-created the kidney in its entirety. ... It is possible that the company had made a simpler structure that could still produce urine, he said.

    Even a incomplete organ would be better than nothing if it results in better treatment than dialysis every few days.

  27. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  28. 2 for 1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naw, that wouldn't sell. 2 for 1 is the same as 50% off.

    Ouch!!

    .

  29. a bit early by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There was this earlier article about an "ultimate" stem cell being discovered.

    although this announcement seems a bit early on the research curve for me right now. I suppose an organ like a kidney would be slightly easier than a section of intestine, or something like that.

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  30. State of Science by chon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That the scientists are keeping their data and techniques close to their chest is no great surprise. I do the same thing with my research data when it is an incomplete state, because you can't risk someone with better resources stealing your idea and taking the credit. It is a sorry state of affairs, and really just an indication of how all science will eventually end up. More and more PhD students are having to sign secrecy agreements with the people that fund them. Information flows (of useful data) will end up less than they are now in the future because of this. Information Superhighway, BAH!

    1. Re:State of Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You certianly can't trust other ppl to not steal something promising and half-assed finish it then liscense the technology (clutching it to _their chests)
      We can't share ideas properly while there are organizations obsessively collecting patents.
      It _would be easier to 'putt something out there' that can belong to nobody. The only ppl that would 'steal' it then would be others who were inspired by it. Like freshmeat 'n the GPL. :) .

  31. Veggies aren't just wusses by valen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some of use vegetarians don't eat meat for non-wussie
    reasons. Personally, I don't believe in eating meat that I don't kill. Why ? I feel that today's society
    consideres death-by-proxy to be fine. All part of the desensitization people have to violence.

    To me, growing meat in a vat is just sick. If you want
    to eat meat, kill something. If that idea disgusts you,
    why eat what someone else killed ?

    1. Re:Veggies aren't just wusses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds just as wussy as any other reason. You could have just said cows are cute (they are, but not enough to give up juicy delicious steak) or that meat tastes bad.

    2. Re:Veggies aren't just wusses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your are alive you are using a fraction of finite resources that could be used for other living things. By using these resources you inflict "death-by-proxy" on these other living things. For example, if everyone had the lifestyle of a typical North American, we would need 7 or 8 earths to sustain the entire population. Now, if all you care about is your morals, then kill yourself and give your resources to someone else. If you would rather eat a veggie lasagna, then shut up, because it isn't you that gets to decide where the line is drawn in the gray area of "fairness".

    3. Re:Veggies aren't just wusses by Jupiter9 · · Score: 1

      All part of the desensitization people have to violence.

      Since when have people been desensitized to violence? Violence has been around since the beginning of man. What, do you think wars, sexual harassment, murders, public execution, etc, etc... began in the twentieth century or something?

      I hate to break it to you but people have been using animals for their meet since the beginning of man. And cultivating animals for their meet, ever since we left our hunting and gathering era.

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    4. Re:Veggies aren't just wusses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Once upon a time, there were two cavemen... let's call them Oog and Ogg. (their real names have been changed to protect their identities... any resemblance to Oog the Open Source Caveman is purely coincidental)

      Oog and Ogg both liked to eat meat... and more than anything else in the whole wide world, they liked burned meat, because they lived in an ice age, and there's nothing like some good old Burned Meat(tm) to take the edge off those cold, prehistoric nights.

      Unfortunately, neither Oog nor Ogg was able to eat burned meat very often, because after a hard day of hunting down dinosaurs to eat (yes yes, if Hanna Barbera can do it, so can I, dammit) they were too pooped to go gather firewood, spend six billion hours trying to get a fire started, and inventing seasonings... so mostly they ate their dinosaur steaks raw. (audience: awww....)

      Then one day, Oog had a brilliant idea... Ogg could go hunt for food, while Oog tended the fire to make sure it didn't go out! And lo and behold, Oog and Ogg invented an economy, in which Ogg would go and obtain meat, which became a rudimentary form of currency, which Ogg used to exchange for Oog's fire, which was a service. Thus, both Oog and Ogg were both able to eat their burned meat, and lived happily ever after, or at least until Oog died from an infected toenail, because they didn't have antibiotics back then.

      The moral of the story is, I don't kill my own meat because I have better things to do with my time, just like I don't go harvest my own corn if I want a bowl of freakin' frosted flakes for breakfast, or refine my own sugar if I want some in my coffee. Imagine that!

    5. Re:Veggies aren't just wusses by Stupiduser.com · · Score: 1

      Hey I wear pants but I can't sew. Can you? Under your rules I would not have 3 cars, 2 homes or anything else, because all I do is computer consulting, and I can't even build a mouse either.
      This is a society... you work for me and I work for you.

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    6. Re:Veggies aren't just wusses by harry_nobody · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you, Valen.

      The replies on this thread which bang on about having three cars or society meaning that we couldn't all live like that because it would require a planet the size of Jupiter are missing two essential points:
      a) get too far removed from homo sapiens' animal roots, and the ape-folk start dying of stress, poor diet, poor lifestyle, low self-esteem etc. Yes, folks, this means you. Patrons of modern so-called "Western society" are not dying of stress and its associated blights because their lives are so tough. They're dying of stress because nothing in their lives prepares them for fight-or-flight, and nothing in their lives permits them to exercise that instinct. Think about it. Better still, go out and kill something, and take the trouble to understand what that means. THEN think about it.
      b) fear of violence is one of the greatest destroyers of modern society.
      c) The evolutionary process is interrupted: the subtle but continuing method which refines homo sapiens is halted, at that species' own expense. This is both the benefit and the curse of modern society.

      It's not about moralising at all. This is about what, ultimately, is going to help human beings survive intact, and what, ultimately, is going to do them very great harm as a species, by gradually eroding their strengths.

      H.

  32. Re:Makes sense. by Score0,+Overrated · · Score: 1


    The new baby-sized heart is also going to have difficulty pumping blood around your adult-sized body.

    It would be better to read the article and realise they're growing individual organs, not whole mammals.

  33. Re:Me too Me too! I invented Cold Fusion Too by hillct · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I refuse to share my results or make them available in any way for peer review, because I have chosen money over credibility within the scientific community.

    Seriously, there are good reasons the established scientific publishing system esists. Results are published and processes are defined for peer review in order to confirm findings. This is a perfectly reasonable and effective process that has worked for decades. The argument that the only ay you can make money with a scientific result is a falacy. Intellectual property laws have never been stronger. Patent law has never been stronger and many prescidents have been set with regard to patenting of gene sequences. There really is no excuse for failing to disclose findings in this day and age.

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  34. Sorry by MSisNOT4Sale · · Score: 0, Troll

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these?

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  35. I'd like to place an order.. by Kanon · · Score: 1

    for a clone of Brittney Spears early so as to avoid the rush.

    1. Re:I'd like to place an order.. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry, the Recording Industry Artists of America is cranking out Britney Spears clones as fast as it can. It is expected that the supply of clones should exceed all possible demand by early 2004.

      Thank you for your patience in this matter.

      Sincerely,

      Hilary Rosen

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      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  36. all that work... by new+death+barbie · · Score: 3, Funny

    just to produce urine?

    what, like there's a urine shortage?

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    1. Re:all that work... by nairolF · · Score: 1
      just to produce urine?
      Sure, Americans drink thousands of gallons of the stuff every day. They did say say they produced a horse kidney, right?

      Oh wait...
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  37. Hype by tacomack · · Score: 1

    This is an unfortunate new trend in the research world. Companies are releasing these press papers just as a way of attracting investors and getting public exposure.

  38. Binary vision: public and private health care's OK by October_30th · · Score: 0, Insightful
    Make it illegal to seek health care independent of what the government provides.

    Why is it that you people see the world black and white?

    Either all health care is private or it is public.

    The so called socialist European nations provide reasonably good public health service but the private sector is available to those who can afford to pay.

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  39. Scientists Claim Organs Grown From Stem Cells by NTSwerver · · Score: 2, Funny


    Cool....I can get that Hammond B3 I've been after now!

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    1. Re:Scientists Claim Organs Grown From Stem Cells by allknowing · · Score: 0

      You had better get me one too buddy.

  40. Wait a second... by JahToasted · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall hearing once that the kidney has certain regenerative abilities that no other organ has. I remember hearign that with only a few cell that scientist were able to grow many more kidney cells like 50 years ago. this was not a working kidney just a bunch of cells. Could someone verify this?

    1. Re:Wait a second... by sacremon · · Score: 2

      That would be the liver, not the kidney. That's why they can often take a part of a living donor's liver and transplant it, and the portion (usually one of the three lobes of the liver) grows back in the donor, and a funtional liver develops in the recipient.

      The part of their release that the cloned organ produces urine, but no other functions have been tested is important because the kidney has a whole slew of funtions besides being a filter for the blood. The kidney metabolizes toxins, much like the liver but at a lower rate, as well as hormonally regulates the heart. I'm betting that this 'cloned kidney' does little to nothing of those functions.

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    2. Re:Wait a second... by bdrexler · · Score: 1

      Not sure about that, but I know they have done a lot with stem cells in the pancreas. They've been able to sort of "jump start" a not working pancreas with stem cells from a working pancreas. As for Kidneys, I'm not sure.....

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  41. Yeah, but by wiredog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can they grow pianos?

    1. Re:Yeah, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Dang, I about fell out of my chair reading this - nice subtle Monty Python reference...

      I wish I could mod this up -- it deserves it! :)

    2. Re:Yeah, but by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Whats better then a candlabra on a piano?
      Tulips on your organ!

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  42. Organs Shmorgans by Gropo · · Score: 0

    I don't care about the organs... Just set me up with a replacement for my borked teeth! That's all I ask. I know this is an entirely attainable goal, as teeth have been found to grow on teratomas (benign tumors that grow from sperms or ovum)

    Please! No more of this stainless-anchored porcelain crap! Set me up with the real thing!

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  43. We're not helping by devphil · · Score: 3, Insightful
    After consulting the magic 8 ball, I have to say the latter is probably true.

    ...the fact that /. jumps on any nifty-sounding press release and presents it as science doesn't help.

    We need a new category, "Unconfirmed Rumors," for these sorts of news reports.

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  44. Functional?? by El+Panda+Grande · · Score: 1

    what is ment by functional? Does that mean will do what kidneys do in a human? Cow? Sheep? Panda? Or what?

  45. What about rejection? by Nemesus · · Score: 1

    I know that kidneys are one of the _easier_ (like replacing organs is easy [ atleast not for me =^ ] )... but you still have to find a compatible donor .... I wonder how these would fair....

    1. Re:What about rejection? by JamesSharman · · Score: 2

      The whole point of stemcell research is that you cone the orgon from the aptients own cells, completely illiminating most rejection issues.

    2. Re:What about rejection? by uberdave · · Score: 2, Informative

      Rejection is a non issue. You simply harvest the stem cells from the recipient, grow the organ and install the organ. Donor=Recipient therefore rejection=0.

    3. Re:What about rejection? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2

      You'd either culture the kidney from the recipient's own stem cells, or warehouse organs of various types that would be near matches for most recipients.

  46. In some places ... by Aceticon · · Score: 3

    It's actually forbiden to use artificial hormones in cattle.

    There is actually a row going on on the WTO between the US and the EC about this - the US want to export hormone fed beef to Europe, the EC says no.

    1. Re:In some places ... by jgerman · · Score: 4, Offtopic

      Makes sense, you know because Europeans have such a healthy beef market.

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    2. Re:In some places ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America the cattle is kept "healthy" in huge farms with antibiotics and hormones.

      Not unlike humans throughout the modern world...

    3. Re:In some places ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      British beef would've been much healthier if they hadn't used a chemical weapon to get rid of parasites in the cattle:
      http://eionews.addr.com/organop/organop.htm

      Or stop getting hoof-in-mouth:
      http://www.organicconsumers.org/meat/hoofmouth.c fm

      Of course, it's a bit hard to do that without the strict border controls of the US, or the pharmaceutical testing of bovine medications of the US, or beef inspection programs of the US, or drug cooling-off periods of US feedlots, or any of the other attributes that collectively produce the safest beef supply in the world.

      Most beef cattle in the US are raised on ranches, not factory farms. Poultry and pork is produced in factory farms, as is dairy. Beef is generally not. The only time most beef cattle see anything even slightly reminiscent of a factory farm is a feedlot, where they aren't given any drugs that may have harmful effects when the beef is consumed. This institutes a cooling-off period.

      If you want to try raising cattle without antibiotics, be my guest. You can watch them die in droves whenever it rains and their hooves get infected, or heel flies lay eggs in them, or they calve, or they get a fever, or in general whenever they get sick, hurt, or slightly uncomfortable.

      As for the growth hormones, I'd be just as happy if we quit using them, so you Europeans could quit your whining. Of course, the hormones thing is just a smokescreen for European market protectionism, as is the antibiotics thing. It's just too bad so many of you bought into it.

    4. Re:In some places ... by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      Grab two steaks of about the same weight, one from cattle raised with hormones and the other one from cattle raised without the hormones.

      Put both of them in a frying pan.

      In a couple of minutes, your hormone raised beef will have half the size of the other one and look like old shoe sole.

      You see, raising cattle with hormones makes it retain more water in its muscles.

      From the point of view of a consumer, this means that buying hormone raised beef is buying a lot of water at the price of beef - bad value for your money.

      Personally i'm one for freedom of choice - as long as hormone-"enhanced" beef is visibly labelled as so, then let the consumers choose.

  47. We Win!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    If you don't consider the fact that we were trying to grow brains.

  48. Wonders of vapor-science, unite! by ryepup · · Score: 1

    They should just get together with the perpetual motion machine guy from a few weeks back and together eliminate death and hardship via free energy and organ transplants.

    Or just get a bunch of free publicity.

  49. At least there's one good thing... by Anixamander · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is possible that the company had made a simpler structure that could still produce urine, he said.

    At least now we can reduce our dependency on foreign urine.

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    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball(TM)
  50. Oh my god, you killed Kenny by hex1848 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cool, so next time Kenny gets a ruptured spleen, Dr. Mephisto can just clone him a new one using stem cells. Before the rats cart him off!

  51. Fact or Fiction by DCram · · Score: 1

    After having friends die of cancer in non-replacable organs or watching babies being born with spinal bifida or even the drunk driver that takes my friends kidney...I don't care if this is fact or fiction.

    It gives me hope..
    And since i can't demand huge sums of cash for my coding skillz anymore thats all I have :)

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    If I were only smart enough to accomplish the things I dream about.. Or maybe too dumb to care.
  52. Whatever by NiftyNews · · Score: 2

    I know these are a waste of time, just be glad that they also don't release phantom press releases for each individual thought they have!

    Item: GlobalCorp Underling Dave Withelm claims that he is favoring chinese food for dinner, and announces that he may or may not release his reasoning in a future press release.

  53. Whether they did or not... by powerlinekid · · Score: 2

    Even if they did't do it persay, I'm sure they did something... otherwise a claim like this is just plain stupid. I have a feeling what they probably did is take the cow stem-cells and create kidney cells out of them... not a full kidney. Of course reporting that to the media really isn't all that big of a deal considering that the whole point of stem-cells is the ability to create new cells from them (which has already been done). So they just say hey we made a kidney (which they didn't) but we're still in the testing phase so we can't show it. In actuality they made kidney cells which theoretically can be made into a new kidney. I could be wrong... but it seems likely, usually scientific claims like this turn out to be greatly exagerated. Now for some moral issues about stem cell. I suppose I just don't see what the big deal is. Think about it in the terms of life and death. The best stem cells come from feti, hence abortion. Now those babies are already dead once aborted. If those cells can be used to save the life of a living person instead of sitting in a landfill then I believe there is an obligation to save those lives. I think the whole govt problem with saying stem cells are legal is that if stem cell research from embriotic tissue is legalized then they are affectivly saying that abortion is legal which politically isn't exactly a wise thing to do. IMHO of course but... seems possible.

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  54. Scientific Method always wins out by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Back in the day, people believed in the 4 elements of earth, air, fire, and water. Why? Well, because somebody said so.

    They believed that frogs came from mud, that life just arrived, that the sun went around the earth, and many other things.

    Then the Scientific Method came along, and it was a simple idea:

    1. Conduct an experiment with two groups, and only change 1 thing in each group.
    2. Compare the results. If the majority of the groups with the different variable are truly different, you can possibly attribute that result to your variable.
    3. Publish your results and show the world exactly what steps you took.
    4. Other people recreate your experiment. If they get the same conclusions, then your theory may be correct.
    5. If others find a different way to prove/disprove your theory, then eventually the Truth can be decided.

    In the end, that's what science and the scientific method are all about. The search for the Truth. Is it the only method? Probably not - there are many truths in the universe we can't prove under the microscope.

    But is it the best way that fallible humans can use to attain Truth? So far, yup. And as long as the real scientists don't forget that, we don't have to worry about "science by press release".

    1. Re:Scientific Method always wins out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah, woah, woah. What do you mean, frogs don't come from mud?

    2. Re:Scientific Method always wins out by Kanasta · · Score: 2

      I think u mean only change 1 thing in /one/ group.

    3. Re:Scientific Method always wins out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the Scientific Method came along, and it was a simple idea:

      1. Conduct an experiment...


      Er...you know that the Scientific method is: observation, hypothesis, prediction right? You mostly seem to describe the experimental test of the prediction.

  55. Just let me know when i'm immortal by Gannoc · · Score: 1

    So I can start using more drugs.

  56. So when can I get new liver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats what I want to know.. my current one is pretty shot.

  57. Sam Delaney by epepke · · Score: 2

    In some of Sam Delaney's books, people do just that. Especially prized is the meat from celebtrities' DNA.

    1. Re:Sam Delaney by Goonie · · Score: 2

      Arthur C. Clarke also wrote a very cool short story about this idea, in the form of a big synthesised food manufacturer testifying before Congress about the activities of a competitor selling a food line called "Ambrosia Plus" . . .

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      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
      --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  58. It could be worse... by SIGFPE · · Score: 1, Troll

    Science by Press Release

    It could be science by /.
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    1. Re:It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D.P., have you been involved with any of the "Matrix bullet dodging scenes" in any flicks that have come out lately? If not, are you getting recompensed in any way for your technique? Are they even using the same technique to recreate the effect?

    2. Re:It could be worse... by SIGFPE · · Score: 1

      If you want to discuss that you know my email address.

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      -- SIGFPE
    3. Re:It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps I will. I just would have hated for you to feel intruded upon by a stranger at your personal email address.

    4. Re:It could be worse... by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

      Well I'm giving you permission not to.

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      -- SIGFPE
    5. Re:It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :-)

  59. Hey the 21st century is coming at you by maggard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Oh fer goodness sakes folks wake up to the realities of the modern biotech industry!

    ACT is not the friendly non-profit down the street supported by charity and gov't grants and staffed with university-affiliated researchers. The charities don't have this money and the US gov't is trying to decide if it should tolerate or squash these folks and in the meantime is such a slow & conflicted funding mess they're not worth the bother. And academia - they've either lost many of their best and brightest to these shops or are desperately trying to form "partnerships" in order to keep in the loop and when it rains gravy to catch a few drops.*

    Rather there's lots of hungry investors with deep pockets willing to invest and get these folks the best equipment and shield them from committees and reviews and university politics and such until they're ready to ship. All these folks have to do is get cracking and produce some encouraging results regularly which in ACTs case is what they are doing.

    Were their previous results controversial? Yes - possibly overstated. Is this one - possibly again. They've grown *something*, possibly successfully, possibly not. Nobody knows exactly what yet but that's not ACTs point, theirs is that they've even gotten this far. When they find out if it works then they'll announce that too but they're just announcing all of their milestones as they go along.

    So why are they doing this? PR. Not just the we-need-funds PR that so many folks are used to seeing (ACT seems fine that way) but also the Hey-the-21st-century-is-coming-at-you way so when ACT does have something to sell the market is ready to buy. Those nice comfortable theoretical debates are becoming much realer much faster then anyone imagined and it's in ACTs interest to have they and the market mature when a product is availiable.

    Finally - why aren't the procedures and details being released? Because this is leading-edge privately funded research worth billions. If the public wants access to it then it can darn well pay for it. No money for uneasy biotech and too bizarre a regulatory climate and it'll happen anyway just without public participation and without sharing.

    The Genie is out of the bottle kids. Either work with it to shape it to needs and values at its rate of growth or fail to keep up and lose all control.

    -- Michael

    * For the computer-centric folks this is the same as happened to CS departments in the 80's & 90's. All of the action moved out to industry along with the silly money. If you wanted in on the action you had to get off campus. Nobody has ethical concerns if Cisco announces a routing breakthrough unlike biotech announcing a grown organ but it's really the same business model applied to a different field.

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    1. Re:Hey the 21st century is coming at you by _Mustang · · Score: 2

      * For the computer-centric folks... Nobody has ethical concerns if Cisco announces a routing breakthrough unlike biotech announcing a grown organ but it's really the same business model applied to a different field.

      Well - no it isn't. Excluding the aspect of the manufacturing and reclamation processes which admittedly need much work to be enviro-friendly, in the core business of an I.T company like Cisco there is not a single negative *biological* ramification. Companies like this ACT and even worse Monsanto are effectively playing god with the potential to destroy the entire human race and our ecosystem along with it.

      Do I think there are positive aspects to this research - damn straight. However - how immoral is it to do these kinds of scientific experiments and then lock the results and process details aways from those of us that will suffer is something does go wrong; all in the name of profit...? It may not have been a great movie, and may have been alarmist at best but - Jonny Mnemonic, anyone?

      And to top it all off, timothy's comment
      I guess we'll see down the road if this is legit or the increasingly common `Science by Press Release.'" seems a whole lotta hypocrisy. What exactly is slashdot doing by posting about this, if not given some credence to the whole "press release" thing.. If we are trying to avoid "credence by press release" we should have waited until some evidence or research or SOMETHING was presented before we even had this conversation, sheesh..

    2. Re:Hey the 21st century is coming at you by maggard · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Companies like this ACT and even worse Monsanto are effectively playing god with the potential to destroy the entire human race and our ecosystem along with it.

      Riiiggghht - those ACT organs are gonna leap out of the dish and come for us, likely on a dark and stormy night.

      Y'know, so much of the debate becomes like yours: Silly over-generalizing by folks who can't be bothered to tell one issue from the next. I'm not a rahrah person but is an honest, realistic discussion too much to ask for?

      By the way - look out the window: That look like a "natural" environment to you? If you're in NA seem many Chestnet groves? How about tallgrass praries? Old growth trees? Thought not.

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    3. Re:Hey the 21st century is coming at you by _Mustang · · Score: 2

      Y'know, so much of the debate becomes like yours: Silly over-generalizing by folks who can't be bothered to tell one issue from the next.

      Or, maybe the real problem are the asses who always call other people's concerns "silly" and "over-generalizing" while failing to address the root issue(s) spawning the concerns. The parent to this thread compares building a router to bioengineering. My response was very specific and addressed *why* some of us are uncomfortable almost to paranoia with ACT "et al".

      I'm not a rahrah person but is an honest, realistic discussion too much to ask for?

      While I'm not by profession a biologist, having a family background in agro likely makes me at least AS capable of understanding the differences between these issues as anyone. The problem is that realistic discussion is not possible without facts and truth, things that seem in very short supply thanks to profiteers and corporatist agendas.

      I'd love to have an open usefull dialogue on this, but to take these folks on their word when profit is the only incentive.. I think not.

    4. Re:Hey the 21st century is coming at you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "having a family background in agro"... ah, so you're an ignorant hick, that explains it.

      I thought we liquidated all the luddites two centuries ago. Time for another spring cleaning.

    5. Re:Hey the 21st century is coming at you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, kill all the fucking agro hicks! who needs em?

      i'm going to go EAT some FOOD now.

      dumbass.

    6. Re:Hey the 21st century is coming at you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Riiiggghht - those ACT organs are gonna leap out of the dish and come for us, likely on a dark and stormy night


      No more than Agent Orange is going to break into your house and paint your children purple. But, in the same way that agent orange had effects that were unexpected at the time, so may GE have effects that are currently unknown. Maybe the guy who has the GE kidney is fine. Maybe, the engineering process also causes the cell to spew out some hormone that a) generates mutant children b) causes psychotic hallucinations or c) shuts down his heart. Who knows? That's the point.

    7. Re:Hey the 21st century is coming at you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some PROCESSED FOOD from a FACTORY FARM that doesn't require a mob of inbreds living in isolation and marinating in their ignorant culture to produce. The last thing we need to do is take advice on science from these throwbacks.

    8. Re:Hey the 21st century is coming at you by spiro_killglance · · Score: 2


      Damn right we're playing god. We have to play God,
      because God is too dead or lazy to be bothered
      about human suffering.

  60. I wonder... by lhbtubajon · · Score: 1

    If scientists saved some of John Holmes' stem cells. If we're going to grow organs, we may as well do it right.

  61. Killing cows isn't bad by f00zbll · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I have no problems slaughtering an animal and I don't waste meat. I grew up seeing animals being slaughtered, so the whole idea of eating a synthetic steak sounds bizzare. Vegans don't eat meat for a variety of reasons. Some even go as far as to only eat raw foods, like only veggies.

    As bhudda would say, it is balance. Doing things in extreme is the problem. People really should clean a fish and slaughter an animal once in their life. The next time they think about wasting food, they'll remember a creature died for it. What I find disturbing about the meat industry is the sanitary appearance. People should be reminded creatures die for meat every time they go shopping. In other cultures, the idea of santinized meats is considered wrong and offensive.

  62. Reduce, reuse, recycle, regurgitate. by gila_monster · · Score: 1

    "To some people meat tastes bad in the same way some people don't like vegetables."

    I'm one of them. But in any case, I'd have to say it's better than placenta stew. Recipes available on web (really). It's acceptable because no harm is deliberately done to the animal. The recipe I read suggested using only your own placenta, though.

    gm

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  63. Re:Me too Me too! I invented Cold Fusion Too by uberdave · · Score: 1

    Of course there's an excuse. By disclosing how you've done something, you may provide the missing piece of the puzzle to another research firm. Suddenly, they're the ones holding a patent for cloning human kidneys, and you're stuck with an endless supply of cow kidneys. All those untold millions of dollars from dialysis patients wanting new kidneys will wind up in someone else's pockets.

  64. Think what else they can grow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Natural boobs for implantation (then no jealous girl staring a great set of fakes can ever bemoan that they are fake out of jealousy cleverly disguised as self assurance in their own looks and disgust over someone else not being comfortable with their own set), gills (great for lifeguards), penis extensions (nuff said), new eyes for the blind (not a bad idea, if you can get around the nagging issue of nerve cell regeneration for the optic nerves), etc...

    Awsome!

    Now, lets see the evidence...

  65. Tacos, not just for dinner anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is Commander Taco and his obnoxious Goat Sex postings even allowed? Some one get a towel and wrap that poor blighter's head... he needs therapy and /. needs to filter that crap out.

  66. Re:Binary vision: public and private health care's by NonSequor · · Score: 1
    Why is it that you people see the world black and white?

    Either all health care is private or it is public.


    Some people have to make sure that whatever they are attacking has been tied to the ground before they attack it. These people are incapable of hitting any sort of moving target.

    I suppose that these people can't really be blamed for making faulty arguments. It's not their fault that they are mentally deficient.

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  67. I'm optimistic by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article is rather pessimistic, stating that it's unlikely for the scientist to have duplicated the complex design of a kidney, and that they might've generated something that would produce urine but wouldn't be practical.

    I'm more optimistic. A kidney consists of nephrons arranged with one end attached to a capillary, able to access the blood stream, and the other to a duct eventually leading to the ureter. While it would be difficult, using current technology, to grow an exact replacement of a kidney, growing a sheet or row of nephrons would be much simpler and would still be effective.

    Assuming this announcement isn't a complete hoax, I believe we're closer to culturing kidneys than the article indicates.

    1. Re:I'm optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're unfortunately a little too optimistic. Nephrons are extremely complex structures made from numerous cell types that won't just self-organize when you throw them in a dish. Talking about "growing a sheet of nephrons" is like growing a sheet of eyeballs or pinky nails. FAR beyond what we're capable of. There are other reasons it would be extremely difficult to do, though. For one, the kidney is highly vascularized (i.e. screw up and bleed to death in minutes) and always on the verge of death from lack of blood flow (due to large energy requirements). Sometimes when surgery takes too long and the kidney doesn't get quite enough blood, the patient wakes up to life-threatening renal failure while all their other organs are just fine. Additionally, the kidney actually has more important roles than just taking toxins in the blood and putting them in the urine. It is also responsible (in part) for regulating the concentration of various ions in blood, as well as the pH. It would be extremely difficult to create an artificial organ that would regulate these things correctly, and dysregulation of these things can easily be fatal. Successes in these types of things will likely happen in the liver first. Kidneys are complicated. Trust me--I just failed a med school renal pathophysiology quiz two weeks ago. It's more likely that we would be able to make an artificial kidney that would make a person undergo dialysis less often or something while they were waiting for a transplant. Kidney failure is pretty crazy if you think about it...basically instead of blood in your veins, you've got a mix of blood and urine, with nothing to filter it out...

    2. Re:I'm optimistic by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2

      But they do self-organize; that's exactly what stem cells do. And while we may not be able to prime those cells to grow a complete kidney, the article reports growing kidney tissue and extracting urine. Exactly what quality the urine shows, whether the cultured tissue doesn't reabsorb sugar or water properly, or if it doesn't regulate the blood chemistry properly, still has to be determined.

      I'm still going to be optimistic. :-)

  68. Re:Me too Me too! I invented Cold Fusion Too by elvum · · Score: 1

    The problem is in the idea of a "research firm". :-)

  69. Veggie lasagna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that Safeway brand veggie lasagna to be way ahead of the value-brand lasagna pack. If you have a chance, I highly recommend it.

  70. Spare parts by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

    Soon, the day will come when people will live about 300 years. Every time something breaks down in your body, they'll just push a button and grow you a new one. Cut off your arm in a bandsaw? No problem! A new one will be ready in 30 minutes. In fact, you won't even have to wait that long after something goes wrong. Every person will simply have spare parts in their garage refrigerator, kind of like keeping extra sparkplugs around. Just call the paramedics and they'll cruise on over and install your new organs on site. So, if all this becomes possible, why will you only live 300 years? Because eventually, your brain will start going haywire, and if they install a new one, it won't contain your data, so it would be like a newborn baby in a 300 year old body. Of course, they'll be working on that problem, but it'll be a while before they got it all figured out.

  71. Hey hasn't this already been done with sheep? by rvsrvs · · Score: 1

    I mean those guys in Scotland can grow two kidneys at a time from cloned embryotic stem cells. And you get a bunch of saleable mutton as a by-product of their process to boot. Bet the economics work a lot better than what these guys are doing..

  72. This is not new by sam_handelman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Colleagues have already succeeded in cloning cells, causing them to differentiate into cartilege, and then, using an ear shaped scaffold, making an artificial ear; but only an artificial outer ear! It is basically a plastic surgery technique, the inner ear is too complicated to be made by this method.

    coaxed the stem cells into becoming kidney cells, and then "grew" them on a kidney-shaped scaffold.

    What he is saying is that he made a kidney-shaped lump of meat out of kidney cells. This is NOT the same as a kidney, even if it squirts out "urine".

    Some of these kidney cells have a directional orientation which you cannot duplicate with a scaffold - without getting too technical, these cells are adjacent to two tubes, one tube which carries proto-urine and one tube which carries blood. The cell has to know which is which.

    Even if the cells don't know which is which, and if the tubes are there, they might still produce something that looks kinda like urine, just because they allowed the contents of the artificial proto-urine tube to become isotonic (equal in content of water and salt) with the blood. I will say - if what these kidneys made was "good" urine, the people at Advanced Cell Technology would release it's contents in a second. There is no way that anyone could steal whatever trade secrets they have based on the quality of the urine their artificial kidneys produce.

    Kudos again to the New Scientist for raising these concerns.

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  73. ha, they think *they're* hot stuff... by augros · · Score: 1

    i grew a *whole cow* out of an embryo! let's see 'em beat that!

  74. Relax, you guys.... by thermowax · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to The Washington Post coverage:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wpdyn/articles/A58 26 4-2002Jan29.html

    They aren't disclosing exact methodology because they believe it will hurt their chances of journal publication- which, although it may not be the entire truth, is in fact a valid reason. Also, the Post article contains quite a bit more detail than the one from The New Scientist; it's worth checking out.

    (And dammit, Slashcode keeps putting a space in the URL, I don't know why, it shouldn't be there)

    Thermowax

  75. Re:Me too Me too! I invented Cold Fusion Too by macinslak · · Score: 1
    Some random government (maybe even your own) could deem the potential loss of human life more valuable than upholding their own IP laws. Brazil has already done this by disregarding patents held by US companies to reproduce cheap medication for AIDS patients.

    If I were determined to make money off of this I wouln't publish either. Organs are rather complex and probably signifigantly more difficult to reverse engineer than anything found in pill form, so releasing any information as to how the actual process works is a potentially serious loss of money.

  76. ABOUT TIME , about 4 years too late by CDWert · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Its about goddam time, My sone , who is now 5 had a liver transplant at 9 months old. He had a disease called billiary atresia. There is no singular known cause, and no treatment except liver transplant, which does resolve the problem, as it is confined to the liver.

    We HAD a Living related donor TX for genetic matching reasons amongst others, my wife was actually genetically closer, so they whacked the left latteral lobe from her.

    He has suffered NO rejection to date (98% of ALL liver TX have rejection to some degree in the first 14 days) he didnt even have that. NOW Liver rejection is much different from kidney or heart rejection, hyper-acute rejection (all of a sudden really bad) rarley happens then only early post TX. Livers can be in rejection for months and the patient not even know. Damage will be done if it isnt caught, but Liver regection is nearly ALWAYS controllable from and anti rejection standpoint.

    NOW, wehn he was diagnosed I asked WHY in gods name wasnt there a cure, the answer very simple, from the then Head of UNOS (all organs are allocated from here) and the #2 ranked transplan surgeon in the world .....THERE IS NO MONEY IN IT FOR THE DRUG COMPAINES !, THE SAME WENT FOR ALTERNATIVE TX OPTIONS. This is horeshit.

    The DRUGS to sustain liver TX arent cheap, kidneys and hearts are multitudes worse and the only ones worth a crap are pateneted. old crap like cyclosporin is fine if every 3 years you want to have your gums cut back (it makes em grow) and dont mind having ONE HUGE eyebrow(no shit) The pharm companies arent going to like this at all, I can see them lobbying hard against this forno other reason to save their profit centers.

    Things happen , my sons chances and survival rate is exellent this far out from TX with no roblems (liver related) but if there is ever an injury he is much more succepible to liver necrosis, because he was given a liver half from a living person they could only take 1/2 the blood vessels, if he EVER has to be Re-TX I hope he could have his own genes in it and rejection would be a non issuse

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    1. Re:ABOUT TIME , about 4 years too late by enjo13 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know you don't want to hear this.. and I hate to say it, but its capitlism in action and it makes perfect sense.

      The disease you describe is fairly rare. Other diseases are not. If the drug companies spend their valuable resources fixing your sons disease then they have less resources to allocate to diseases that have a higher value to them. Why do they have a higher value? Because certain disesases have more customers (read: victims). Aids and various Cancers are examples of diseases that are worth the time and effort of research for the drug companies. These diseases affect millions of people worldwide. They can save more lives fixing these diseases, and make more money in the process.

      It doesn't seem fair when life throws a rare disease your way, but it doesn't change the simple fact that this is the most efficient use of resources. When society begins to place more value on fixing this liver disease (presumably because more people suffer from it) then the drug companies will put the time and effort into fixing it, because the profit will be there for them.

      It sounds mean and cruel, but it really is the best way.

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  77. Re:Me too Me too! I invented Cold Fusion Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, how dare people try to make money off their work.

  78. press release vs. peer-reviewed publication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    There seems to be some confusion regarding press releases and actual scientific publication. As a scientist, I feel a slight obligation to try to clear this up a little for those that don't work in science. Press releases are made quickly and don't really require anything backing them up. Publishing in a scientific journal requires something to back up your claims, and it takes months, sometimes over a year, from the time the experiments are finished to the time anyone reads it. These people with the kidney are announcing their work to the press, but no one in the scientific community will take them seriously if they don't publish it somewhere real or somehow demonstrate their claims in a rigorous manner. There are reasons that a lab would choose to release their work to the press, such as wanting to stake their claim as the first group to get it working, maybe to hype their real results with investors, etc. But to say this is some big growing trend that's ruining science by replacing peer-reviewed publication with news releases is simple bullshit.

  79. Re:Binary vision: public and private health care's by balthan · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not their fault that they are mentally deficient.

    No, it's the damn public health-care system.

  80. Stem Cells by Stupiduser.com · · Score: 1

    I have a few unscientific thoughts on Stem cells. They are not about the morality, that I will leave to people with morals or the money to influence morals. 1. Our DNA in cells "fray", over time, as the cells grow and divide. Could this fraying leave extra "unattached" DNA floating around, and could this "unattached" DNA connect to other DNA and confuse it as to it's purpose. Causing Cancer or Diseases. Could they not compare my "adult stem cells" to the cancerous ones and create a repair? I understand that this may only work for one person but would it work? 2. If stem cells are just "first run" or "virgin" cells that have intact "perfect" DNA thus allowing them to become any cell form as they grow. Then why can they grow these strains for research causing them to grow and divide? Are they not just aging the cells to the point of "fraying dna"? If this is going to cause fraying DNA, it may be an argument for continued creation and harvesting of new strains. Thanks for the place to voice my thoughts, Slashdot

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  81. spina bifida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does replacement organs have to do with this?

    Tell women of child bearing age to take vitamins.. this is entirely preventable.

    1. Re:spina bifida by DCram · · Score: 1

      actually it isn't.
      and it is the number one birth defect.

      genetic problems can not be cured with flintstones chewables. Yes some vitamins can reduce the risk for those who are carriers.

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      If I were only smart enough to accomplish the things I dream about.. Or maybe too dumb to care.
  82. Here comes the Spam by ShortedOut · · Score: 0

    I can see the spam coming already:

    FW: Replace your penis!

    Genetic labs inc. have found a way to replace your existing penis with one custom grown to your specifications! Don't mess around with fake enlarger pumps that do not reproduce results! Grow your own, with your very own penis growing kit! Comes in a variety of shapes and colors! Order now!

    Bah!!!!

  83. spam by sewagemaster · · Score: 0

    i guess....

    ...all that spam i get in my mailbox about penis enhancements are actually true ;-)

  84. Did I miss something? by Aetrix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Last thing I heard from developmental biology/biochemistry, they hadn't yet euclidated all of the sub-steps involving thousands of hormones/enzymes/genetic control mechanisms required to turn a tissue into an organ. Sure, we can take some stem cells, hit them with some chemicals and have them start to make kidney cells or neurons or endothelial cells. Convincing these kidney cells to form an organ, however, is a HUGE leap which requires stem cells becoming vascular tissue ( +3 types of cells) and protective sheathing ( +2 types of cells) and accessory nervous/vacular connections ( +2 types of cells). Has anyone made these types of cells? Not that I know about.

    Good news is - this type of human-controlled development is possible in C. elegans, a worm. We have sequenced it's entire genome http://www.sanger.ac.uk/Projects/C_elegans/ and more importantly, we know where every single cell in the adult originated from - starting with a 4-cell zygote. PubMed Abstract Link

    Maybe in 20 or more years we will have this knowledge for some "higher" animal - Maybe even a vertebrate! Then we can start to understand human organ development.

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    "One touch of Darwin makes the whole world kin." George Bernard Shaw
  85. Re:Me too Me too! I invented Cold Fusion Too by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2



    For God's sake, do not kill us! We surrender!

    quoting from rw: Before dawn in Afghanistan last Thursday, US Green Berets launched a surprise attack on their unarmed allies, storming a disarmament depot with indiscriminate fire, then rounding up survivors only to tie their hands behind their backs with plastic bands and execute them. This according to that America-hating, propaganda-strewn leftist rag, The New York Times. God bless America.

    (yes, I'm very much abusing my 50 karma account and spamming this message all over the place with a +1 bonus. People need to read it, ok? Read the fucking nytimes link. Thanks for your time.)

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  86. Re:Me too Me too! I invented Cold Fusion Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Liver and onions!!!

  87. Re:Me too Me too! I invented Cold Fusion Too by HBergeron · · Score: 1

    Alright Chuckie, I'll rise to the bait. The town is located in the core area of Taliban support. As stated in your link, the villagers disposed of the evidence, then started making charges. The former benficiaries of the Taliban's largess say one thing, the U.S military says another.

    Gee, if it's all right with you, I'm going to take our guys word for it. I mean, I know it's a stretch, because we all know American soldiers are genocidal psychopaths, unlike the peace loving angels that are the armed men of every other nation, but just this once I'm going out on a limb.

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  88. Re:Spam Respawned? : The Schmoo by nodvin · · Score: 1

    Just like the Schmoo in L'il Abner !!

    http://www.lil-abner.com/shmoo.html

  89. I'm hungry... by suprslackr420 · · Score: 1

    Could someone hurry up and clone me a steak? Please????

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    ubi dubium ibi libertas.
  90. No growth hormones? Wake up! by harry_nobody · · Score: 1

    You don't seriously think that lab-growing meat will mean fewer hormones / chemicals, do you?

    Flesh doesn't grow at all without certain hormonal and chemical triggers. Don't convince yourself that this meat will just spontaneously occur - the cells will have to take their nutrients from something in order to grow; and they will have to take their instructions (telling them what to make) from somewhere: this flesh will be grown in a "bath" of god-knows-what in a lab somewhere.

    Pass the lettuce. *groo*

  91. I'll be good ... by Untimely+Ripp'd · · Score: 1

    If I can just have a third set of teeth, I promisepromisepromise I will take good care of them and floss and brush and stuff pleasepleaseplease.

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    And let the angel whom thou still hast serv'd tell thee ...

  92. Not from Embryonic Stem Cells, from FETAL Cells by TheSync · · Score: 2

    I think the key that a lot of people are missing is that this experiment did not use embyronic stem cells. The Washington Post says:

    Scientists have not gained that kind of power over cow stem cells yet. So in the latest experiments the team grew the cloned embryos to an early fetal stage, at which point they were able to identify immature cells starting to turn into kidney cells.

    I think that most researchers would consider this highly unethical to do in humans. Anti-abortion people, even those who are cool with embryonic stems cells, would consider this murder for organ-harvesting. I'm on the fence, I'd lean towards this a being OK, but we would all be happier to do with from embryonic stem cells and not from fetal proto-kidney cells.

  93. what's next by mlarios · · Score: 1

    yeah and next they'll be claiming they can claim sheep too! ha!

  94. When I first read the headline... by Morf · · Score: 1

    I thought it said "Scientist clown organs grown"

    very strange visuals.

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    -- Why should I question authority?!
  95. What will this meat taste like? by Sarin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm wondering if such a technique could also be used in meat-production?
    If it becomes cheaper, perhaps this could be used to grow the ultimate steak in some sort of meat factory without the need of suffering of real animals. Imagine: even some vegetarians would have an excuse to eat meat again (some really like to eat some meat sometimes).

  96. RIght and Wrong..... by CDWert · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a fairly interesting insight into this.

    You are correct, from the standpoint of financials you are somewhat correct.

    What you do not realize is pharm. companies are not trying to find cures for hadly anthing, intentionally, other than to release long term treatments based on those findings. My uncle , whom I spent summers with from the time I was 7-17, was/is a major player in drug delivery systems, he holds over 200 patents. He INVENTED, and DEVELOPED the transdermal delivery system you see in "patches" while at Ciba Geigy, first known as transderm nitro, then the motion patch transderm scopolomine. Long and short he retired, that lasted all of about 5 minutes, before he was hired by a company out west , where he wintered in his retirment. He now does nothing but push drugs and systems through FDA approval, funny he wont take anything but asprin , he knows , and is partly responsible for pushing this crap through.

    Pharm. companies would MUCH rather have a LONG term treatment regimin than a cure, they do actually specifically gear their programs to thoses ends. There are exceptions, but fewer and fewer. Cancer treatments have advance little in the last 20 years, the techiniques yes, the actual treatments no. There is as reason , chemo is EXPENSIVE, a drug company would much rather string you along 2 years even if you die in the end , than cure you with one fell swoop. More and more research monies are going into private efforts to goals on intentionally prolonging these ends.

    My son also had cancer, neuroblastoma, I am aware all to closley with these problems.

    I have a genetic blood disorder, it requires being bled monthly. The FDA last year APPROVED donor blood of my type for blood recipient use, it is not harmfull in the least and actually carries almost double the hemoglobin. NOW that said the Red Cross STILL requires, and has no intention of CHARGING for "theraputic" blood draws. Why , it is a profit center , lets see, 50k-100k people in the US with my problem currently seeking treatment. 1 x a month 12 month in a year 30 bucks a crack,thats 18 to 36 million a year. Now there is a wayy around it find a doctor that will lie and say you have surgery upcoming and need to self donate. This is dumb as hell and a pain.

    What I see as the problem isnt a misdirection of resources to a rare disease. That I can understand and accept. THE PROBLEM IS GREED , AT THE COST OF THE QUALITY OF HUMAN LIVES FOR PROFIT. Intentionally witholding of research and findings that IS happening, because, there is more money in treatment. The pharm companies are PAYING LOBBYISTS to STOP certain genetic research, under many different arenas cloning, stem cell research etc. Many of these companies financials are open to an extent. Really funny thing is I almost , took a job at a company that they lobby through. That wasnt why I didnt take the job, funnily enough the GOP and MS actually use their services too to set up , wanna know what their business is......this is a doosey and legal too. They set up fake "grass-roots" lobbying efforts and PAY high buck lobbyists to work setting up unsuspecting citizens to become and Autonomous grass roots campaign, the "Leaders" of these campaigns are even unaware where the money came , and what the actual purpose of it is. (YOU WOULD BE FUCKING AMAZED at what they have pulled off)

    Greed, Greed, Greed, capitalism has become synonymous with it , horsehit, greed stands on its own. Companies can make a profit and a nice one without greed, the problems have become companies wield more power in this country that individuals. and as such get away with shit , that if tried by any one single person, would be thrown in jail and wiped over the front page of the local rag so fast it would make your head spin.

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    Sig went tro...aahemmm.....fishing........
  97. Who cares about steak, I want... by Lerc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A breast bed!

    Just imagine it, so warm and wobbly, and nipples! So many nipples!

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  98. Nice rant by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    However, look at the situation:

    Tens of thousands of researchers (yes, including federally funded ones) have been working on cancer treatment, in an effort that has gone on longer than anyone here has been alive. This could be because:

    a. Evil capitalist greed is preventing the publication of the many potential cures that are right around the corner.

    b. Curing cancer is a really hard problem.

    I understand why you're angry enough to guess "a", but I don't think you're right.

  99. I Volunteer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is a way to extract my bone marrow stem cells without breaking any bones, I will be happy
    to offer up a sample of my stem cells for this
    company to "clone" a new kidney.

    Then we can run jells on it to see if it really
    has my genes... or if this is some kind of black
    market organ scam.

  100. kilgore_47 sucks my balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize you'll have to paste that after every stinking one of kilgore_47's posts for it to be even vaguely effective?

  101. PLIF Woo! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2

    http://www.plif.com/archive/wc263.gif

    Yeah, you saw it on PLIF first.

    Well, maybe not first, but it rang a bell for me.

    -grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  102. Re:Amen to that! by dnoyeb · · Score: 0

    Moderated? Sorry, I neglected to read the part about no metaphores.

  103. Re:Binary vision: public and private health care's by a+random+streaker · · Score: 0

    I must have missed the part where Hillary's plan jailed people who arrived at private (not public) agreements with doctors for care.

    I also must have missed the part where Canada's system did the same thing.

    What you call straw men, tying something to the ground before hitting it, I call a real-world horror situation that this country fortunately avoided. To tell someone they cannot negotiate with doctors for better care is completely immoral.

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    "All representatives are busy. The estimated hold time is one..hundred..sixty..four..minutes." Detroit Edison, 02/01/02