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  1. Re:Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Not at that hospital. Everyone hated the IT staff. I've never worked in such a hostile IT environment. I had to tell the nurses that I was a contractor to avoid the abuses that the FTE techs got on a regular basis.

  2. Re: If only Apple also got rid of key bugs in iTun on Apple To Refresh Mac mini, MacBook Pro, iMac Lineups Later This Year, Report Says (macrumors.com) · · Score: 0

    That's why I work in IT. Your broken Dell cup holder will be ready next week.

  3. The modular Mac Pro is coming out next year.

  4. Re:If only Apple also got rid of key bugs in iTune on Apple To Refresh Mac mini, MacBook Pro, iMac Lineups Later This Year, Report Says (macrumors.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stop playing iTunes on your laptop while driving a Yugo.

  5. Re:Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Being overweight in Africa was seen as being wealthly because that person got more food than most people. So the general population in the USA is quite wealthy than the rest of the world.

  6. Re:Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    The deodorant has no smell. Old Spice keeps the MILFs away.

  7. Re:Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Then he'll remind you to watch his inept videos, which you can do privately and securely here. [ua-video.com]

    The English version of those kind of websites have pornographic ads. According to YouTube, they can't do anything about websites re-hosting their content.

  8. Re: Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Rodents in the I.T. closet is bad. I'm talking about the four-legged variety. Two-legged variety you can't do much about.

  9. Re:Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    What smell? I shower everyday, put on deodorant and wear Old Spice. :P

  10. Re:Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    And how exactly is outdated tech sitting powered off in a storage closet degrading current business and decision making?

    When I did a PC refresh at a local hospital, I cleaned out an I.T. closet in between tickets for six weeks. I reclaimed 600 square feet of usable space, found the floor that no one had seen in eight years, found a $10K plasma TV that was "lost" for seven years, and made the FTE techs look bad because a contractor cleaned up their mess in between tickets.

  11. Re:Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    I only weigh 350 pounds — and sit in a regular chair. Why do you keep confusing me with someone who weighs 700 pounds?

  12. Open the I.T. closet door... on 80 Percent of IT Decision Makers Say Outdated Tech is Holding Them Back (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    A lot of outdated tech sits inside I.T. storage closets to gather dust. Most companies don't have a plan to recycle outdated tech.

  13. Re:Please tell me this is not a gov op? on DOD Seeks Classification 'Clippy' To Help Classify Data, Control Access (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    My God! The GP is right creimer! Stan Lee is really your dyke!

    Uh, no. Stan Lee is searchable content on YouTube. Here's the playlist for all six videos.

  14. Re:Please tell me this is not a gov op? on DOD Seeks Classification 'Clippy' To Help Classify Data, Control Access (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Three reasons why Stan Lee had to be at Silicon Valley Comic Con 2018: 1) Steve Wozniak was schedueld to be M.I.A. from his own show while traveling back from Russia; 2) Jeff Goldblum cancelled his Sunday-only appearance to spend all three days at the Dallas Fan Expo 2018; and 3) Stan Lee's management team needed him to make them money by signing 400 comic books from comic book dealers for $50K.

  15. Please tell me this is not a gov op? on DOD Seeks Classification 'Clippy' To Help Classify Data, Control Access (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    So Clippy gets a security clearance. What can go wrong?

  16. You do. Otherwise, you wouldn't have commented.

  17. If you want to attend some tinfoil-hat action, check out AlienCon. The viewers of Ancient Aliens believe in alien abductions, abortions performed by aliens and MAGA when I attended AlienCon 2016 in Silicon Valley. AlienCon 2018 is coming to Baltimore in November. It will be interesting to see how "authoritative" YouTube will be with the UFO nutters.

  18. Who is giving you feedback when you're doing this by yourself?

    Myself when I'm editing my video. I'm painfully aware of every retake that I did, every intake of breath before speaking and every mistake that I can't edit out.

    Do you read the comments to find out how you're supposed to talk???

    I don't pay attention to the Beavis and Butthead comments.

    No, just a few thousand dollars of electronics....

    I'm not quite ready to own a Panasonic DMC-GH4R at $2K.

  19. Re: The Apple model... on Sergey Brin Says Google 'Failed To Be on the Bleeding Edge' of Blockchain (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    You can tell when Chris is lying or is nervous. He starts spelling shit wrong. Dead giveaway sweet tits.

    More like I don't give a shit because I'm multitasking at work.

  20. After that your whole life will be much better!

    That's because you perceive a problem where one doesn't exist. You're like all the "helpful" people in this essay, giving advice to a single, childless 42-year-old woman because she is enjoying life.

    Not sure if they're any good or not but they're under 15 dollars and they might help you speak and look your best when you need to.

    One of the reasons why I get in front of the camera and make videos every week is to learn how to speak properly. I don't need a $15 "appliance" to do that. If people think I'm making a fool out of myself, so what?

  21. Re: The Apple model... on Sergey Brin Says Google 'Failed To Be on the Bleeding Edge' of Blockchain (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Twiter drives 0.7% of external traffic to YouTube. Whereas Slashdot drives 15% of external traffic to YouTube. Never mind that I've stopped promoting my Slashdot parody video on Slashdot. Besides, you keep begging me to come back. So I'm back!

  22. Re: The Apple model... on Sergey Brin Says Google 'Failed To Be on the Bleeding Edge' of Blockchain (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Itâ(TM)s kind of weird that slashdot is your main social outlet [...]

    I only have 18.9K tweets for the last ten years and 23.4K impressions over the last 28 days on Twitter.

  23. Re:The Apple model... on Sergey Brin Says Google 'Failed To Be on the Bleeding Edge' of Blockchain (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    It's very heard to hear the difference when reading your comments.

  24. You're too lazy to pull those numbers out of your ass? Typical.

  25. Re:The Apple model... on Sergey Brin Says Google 'Failed To Be on the Bleeding Edge' of Blockchain (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    You keep begging me to come back. So I'm here to stay. :P