Sure you didn't get Cmdr Taco by mistake? That would explain the snotted condom.
I must say, I enjoyed the blowjob though. Meh, it was cold out. Whaddaya expect, Peter fucking North in sub-zero temps?
Doubtful. Blame that on Mother nature. =\
Now that I think of it, I think I will sodomize the guy next year. And I'll let your sister hold the camera.
I'm going to have little metal studs installed in my penis sometime next year, so that will really freak her out.
Think of it as my present to her.
Wow, I don't know about you, but I had a great Christmas.
Some wierdo at a local charity gave me a blowjob in a back alley behind a dumpster. I was dressed up as Santa to give presents to needy kids, and this guy sat on my lap and told me he wanted to know why they called me Jolly old Saint Nick, so I gave him a first-hand history lesson.
I felt kind of bad handcuffing him and leaving him there though..But I got carried away! Ahh well, so is life.
Next time around, I think I'll sodomize him and beat him with my Santa sack just for kicks.
A buddy of mine accidently used Vicks Vapo Rub, and his girlfriend ended up screaming and running to the bathroom. He didn't feel a thing because he was wearing a rubber.
I think we should surprise your sister.
P.S. - Don't you ever fucking sleep? You're just as bad as me. =)
Not if you have a sick freak like me handy to hold the camera.
Tripods are so limited. You're going to want angled shots, zoom-ins and a lot of other fancy tricks you can't get with a tripod.
And I'm the right wierdo for the job!
Flamebait?
Hardly. I think you have made a very good point.
I, nor anyone I know, has problems with sweaty hands while using their mouse or trackball.
Jesus, you people really need to get out more.
Those who cannot view.mov files are obviously nothing but a bunch of filthy terrorists(or those who harbor them), and should be dealt with accordingly.
You tree-hugging hippie terrorists are all the same.
How many more Greenpeace dingies will we have to sink before you bomb-planting tree fuckers will get the hint and piss off?
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Sure you didn't get Cmdr Taco by mistake? That would explain the snotted condom.
I must say, I enjoyed the blowjob though. Meh, it was cold out. Whaddaya expect, Peter fucking North in sub-zero temps?
Doubtful. Blame that on Mother nature. =\
Now that I think of it, I think I will sodomize the guy next year. And I'll let your sister hold the camera.
I'm going to have little metal studs installed in my penis sometime next year, so that will really freak her out.
Think of it as my present to her.
Some wierdo at a local charity gave me a blowjob in a back alley behind a dumpster. I was dressed up as Santa to give presents to needy kids, and this guy sat on my lap and told me he wanted to know why they called me Jolly old Saint Nick, so I gave him a first-hand history lesson.
I felt kind of bad handcuffing him and leaving him there though..But I got carried away! Ahh well, so is life.
Next time around, I think I'll sodomize him and beat him with my Santa sack just for kicks.
Meh, I guess we sleep the same hours. I was out like a light during the same time period. SDEM's mom really wore me out.
Anyway, how was Christmas?
I think we should surprise your sister.
P.S. - Don't you ever fucking sleep? You're just as bad as me. =)
Boobie tassels and ballgag are on me!
See, now you're thinking my style!
I'll get the peanut butter and Ferrero Rocher!
Not if you have a sick freak like me handy to hold the camera.
Tripods are so limited. You're going to want angled shots, zoom-ins and a lot of other fancy tricks you can't get with a tripod.
And I'm the right wierdo for the job!
Fuck, I'll hold the camera!
Both, as usual.
Maybe even her ear if I have some left over.
What, you don't like the creamy surprise in the center?
I thought I would leave that in as a bonus.
That's what you get for being a flaming, camel fucking terrorist.
But maybe the second or third post. I shall be delayed, for I am still trying to pull my dick from the drain in the kitchen sink.
Sure that isn't the syphilis kicking in?
You might want to get that looked at.
btw, is your sister free this Friday?
My goose has the burning desire to lay a golden egg.
The picture alone was enough to turn me away.
What the hell is this, Kevin Warwick comedy hour?
Flamebait?
Hardly. I think you have made a very good point.
I, nor anyone I know, has problems with sweaty hands while using their mouse or trackball.
Jesus, you people really need to get out more.
Pampers all the way, baby!
You took the words right out of my mouth!
Those who cannot view .mov files are obviously nothing but a bunch of filthy terrorists(or those who harbor them), and should be dealt with accordingly.
Aww yea, preach it! PREACH IT!
Demons, begone!
...for it won't be easy to create Anime while you're breaking rocks in an internment camp, you slanty-eyed terrorists!!
Hey, the man got free room and board for five months, plus three squares a day.
He should feel so lucky in the mother land.
...is that the Slashdot crew are a bunch of hippie 'alternative lifestyle' terrorists?
You tree-hugging hippie terrorists are all the same.
How many more Greenpeace dingies will we have to sink before you bomb-planting tree fuckers will get the hint and piss off?
Do they have a taste for filthy camel-fucking towelheads too?
If so, count me in!
...A Beowulf cluster of Arab-killing CPU fans?