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What did the Jap say to the American? 'HELLO SIR, may I polish your boots?"
Are my new hero. Your page-o'-linux-tricks was most informative.
I have read your comment history, or as much as I could before I began UPCHUCKING at your shameless and idiotic Linux-fannyboyism. I hate linux. You are now on my foes list. Be warned.
I have read your insightful article/posting, and I am very distressed at the gaping space between seasons 6 and 7!!!
Linux DO IT BETTER!!!
You should give me some ATM PIN#'s, since I invented Linux.
And I will reinvent the first post.
If you carefully read the EULA included with every copy of Linux, you would note: ...And the installee agrees to not allow niggers, homofucktuals, or vegans to use Linux software... It appears you are in violation of MY EULA. Now you must call me your LINUX DADDY
Those are interesting statistics! If you use Linux, you have to call me DADDY.
More like you are a bunch of panty-wastes who couldn't hold up a liquor store if your lives depended on it.
If LINUX is not enough to live for, then you should die.
1)6, but 9 after a heavy session of 'debugging the kernel'. 2)Yes! 3)I invented linux. Call me your daddy, and then call me the goatse.cx guy. 4)He already does, I may as well gain fame for it. 5)N/A 6)I have been tied up, naked, in the compound, ever since Transmeta fired me. 7)See 4. 8)Yes, but only if the waiver is written using FREE SOFTWARE, running on LINUX.(Which I invented) 9)linuxisforfags@yahoo.com
And NO, there is no Starbucks in Uranus. I hearby revoke your Linuxing priveldges. You may grovel, so that I, in My munificence, may grant them back to you.
And you have humored me. You are now my court jester.
If you, my minions, wish to prove yourselves loyal to ME, LINUS TORVALDS, you will smack the shit out of NZHAVOK and all the other leftist believers of psuedo-science. I am your LORD, and you will do as I say.
You guys were arguing with a retard.
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What did the Jap say to the American?
'HELLO SIR, may I polish your boots?"
Are my new hero.
Your page-o'-linux-tricks was most informative.
I have read your comment history, or as much as I could before I began UPCHUCKING at your shameless and idiotic Linux-fannyboyism.
I hate linux.
You are now on my foes list. Be warned.
I have read your insightful article/posting, and I am very distressed at the gaping space between seasons 6 and 7!!!
Linux DO IT BETTER!!!
You should give me some ATM PIN#'s, since I invented Linux.
And I will reinvent the first post.
If you carefully read the EULA included with every copy of Linux, you would note:
...And the installee agrees to not allow niggers, homofucktuals, or vegans to use Linux software...
It appears you are in violation of MY EULA.
Now you must call me your LINUX DADDY
Those are interesting statistics!
If you use Linux, you have to call me DADDY.
More like you are a bunch of panty-wastes who couldn't hold up a liquor store if your lives depended on it.
If LINUX is not enough to live for, then you should die.
1)6, but 9 after a heavy session of 'debugging the kernel'.
2)Yes!
3)I invented linux. Call me your daddy, and then call me the goatse.cx guy.
4)He already does, I may as well gain fame for it.
5)N/A
6)I have been tied up, naked, in the compound, ever since Transmeta fired me.
7)See 4.
8)Yes, but only if the waiver is written using FREE SOFTWARE, running on LINUX.(Which I invented)
9)linuxisforfags@yahoo.com
And NO, there is no Starbucks in Uranus.
I hearby revoke your Linuxing priveldges.
You may grovel, so that I, in My munificence, may grant them back to you.
And you have humored me. You are now my court jester.
If you, my minions, wish to prove yourselves loyal to ME, LINUS TORVALDS, you will smack the shit out of NZHAVOK and all the other leftist believers of psuedo-science.
I am your LORD, and you will do as I say.
You guys were arguing with a retard.