The Porn Count writes "I was perusing my usual Usenet newsgroups looking for some hot new wank material (38,757 images to date!) and came across this set of newsgroups, which Im sure youll all be most interested in.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux: Pictures of everyones favorite Linux mascot in a variety of nude poses. There are petitions in alt.config for the creation of subroups for anal, oral, and plumper porn.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.hardcore : Tux getting it on with the Beastie, the BSD Daemon.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.bondage: When Tuxs and Beasties romps get especially kinky.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.d: All porn is moderated to (-1; Redundant) immediately upon arrival.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.goatsecx: Constant reposts of everyones favorite anus, the Goatse.cx man.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. rm s: Dirty GNU Hippie porn. Need I say more?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. ac : Alan Coxs anal cox.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. fa kes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with mainstream celebrities.*
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.fakes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with ordinary females.
* Katherine Janeway is not considered a mainstream celebrity, sorry."
The Porn Count writes "I was perusing my usual Usenet newsgroups looking for some hot new wank material (38,757 images to date!) and came across this set of newsgroups, which Im sure youll all be most interested in.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux: Pictures of everyones favorite Linux mascot in a variety of nude poses. There are petitions in alt.config for the creation of subroups for anal, oral, and plumper porn.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.hardcore : Tux getting it on with the Beastie, the BSD Daemon.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.bondage: When Tuxs and Beasties romps get especially kinky.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.d: All porn is moderated to (-1; Redundant) immediately upon arrival.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.goatsecx: Constant reposts of everyones favorite anus, the Goatse.cx man.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. rm s: Dirty GNU Hippie porn. Need I say more?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. ac : Alan Coxs anal cox.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. fa kes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with mainstream celebrities.*
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.fakes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with ordinary females.
* Katherine Janeway is not considered a mainstream celebrity, sorry."
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.
So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!
Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.
So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!
Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.
So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!
Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.
So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
Wow! That's a lot of pr0n!! I've been collecting it since 1996 but like you, my/porn partition (6GB) is nearly full since I got DSL!
And yes, I have the same categorization dilemmas as you. Far, far too many types of S&M porn to try and group them in any way, y'know? Whips? Chains? Girl on top? Too much to think about, just wank! Wank!!!
- - - - - NOW READ IT IN THE JOURNAL - - - - -
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
Slashdot Mirror
The Porn Count writes "I was perusing my usual Usenet newsgroups looking for some hot new wank material (38,757 images to date!) and came across this set of newsgroups, which Im sure youll all be most interested in.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux: Pictures of everyones favorite Linux mascot in a variety of nude poses. There are petitions in alt.config for the creation of subroups for anal, oral, and plumper porn.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.hardcor
e : Tux getting it on with the Beastie, the BSD Daemon.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.bondage
: When Tuxs and Beasties romps get especially kinky.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.d: All porn is moderated to (-1; Redundant) immediately upon arrival.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.goatsecx: Constant reposts of everyones favorite anus, the Goatse.cx man.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities
. rm s: Dirty GNU Hippie porn. Need I say more?
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities
. ac : Alan Coxs anal cox.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities
. fa kes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with mainstream celebrities.*
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.fakes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with ordinary females.
* Katherine Janeway is not considered a mainstream celebrity, sorry."The Porn Count writes "I was perusing my usual Usenet newsgroups looking for some hot new wank material (38,757 images to date!) and came across this set of newsgroups, which Im sure youll all be most interested in.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux: Pictures of everyones favorite Linux mascot in a variety of nude poses. There are petitions in alt.config for the creation of subroups for anal, oral, and plumper porn.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.hardcor
e : Tux getting it on with the Beastie, the BSD Daemon.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.bondage
: When Tuxs and Beasties romps get especially kinky.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.d: All porn is moderated to (-1; Redundant) immediately upon arrival.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.goatsecx: Constant reposts of everyones favorite anus, the Goatse.cx man.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities
. rm s: Dirty GNU Hippie porn. Need I say more?
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities
. ac : Alan Coxs anal cox.
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities
. fa kes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with mainstream celebrities.*
- alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.fakes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with ordinary females.
* Katherine Janeway is not considered a mainstream celebrity, sorry."Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
Sorry I didnt let all you salivating Slashdot trolls know how much porn I had amassed as of last night; I was just too busy doing you-know-what with all those thousands of images! I found this one set of pics in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads that looks so much like my own sister I couldnt take my hands off my cock! (Yes, I find my older sister extraordinarily hot and fantasize about her all the time.) I almost broke my dick off after about 5 hours of near-nonstop masturbation to those pics, and I did pass out for several hours.
Then I got up, wanked some more, downloaded a few hundred new pics, and then wanked some more!
So! Todays total stands at 38,608 images, wasting 4,798,296,064 bytes of hard drive space. Note to self: Must get CD burner and start archiving all of this away!
If I'm logged in, whatever IP I'm using doesn't matter, the Slashdot account ("The Porn Count") still receives the mod-downs and gets punished.
Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.
So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!
Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.
So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!
Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.
So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!
Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.
So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
Wow! That's a lot of pr0n!! I've been collecting it since 1996 but like you, my /porn partition (6GB) is nearly full since I got DSL!
And yes, I have the same categorization dilemmas as you. Far, far too many types of S&M porn to try and group them in any way, y'know? Whips? Chains? Girl on top? Too much to think about, just wank! Wank!!!
- - - - - NOW READ IT IN THE JOURNAL - - - - -
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)