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  1. Re:Hah, the hypocrisy... on Apache Vulnerability Announced · · Score: -1

    Hey, I resent that! I am clearly what's wrong with this world! I have 6 GB of porn! That's 50,000 pictures! Half of it's of your daughter! I'm wanking to those right now... C'mon, I have to be sicker than this Linux Torvaldez guy!!

  2. Let's not forget... on Apache 1.3.26 and 2.0.39 Released · · Score: -1

    This "bug" was a mis-signed size parameter passed to memcpy(). In other words, the "bug" "fix" was something "majorly complicated" like adding an (unsigned int) typecast.

    If it took more than 5 minutes to fix this, I'd be surprised. 24 hours is ridiculous.

  3. Re:24 Hour Response Time on Apache 1.3.26 and 2.0.39 Released · · Score: -1

    Microsoft uses IIS at microsoft.com, genius. And I doubt that their programmers aren't "people," although whether or not Bill G. is human or daemonspawn is still up in the air.

  4. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    Actually, I'm writing my packets out by hand and delivering them to the router by courier. It may have taken me over 17 hours to post this comment, but hey -- it's secure!

  5. Re:Perl or Forth. on Go Forth and Code: mod_perl 1.27 · · Score: -1

    What's Amazing is that that gibberish is also valid Perl code! I think a JPEG would work, also.

  6. Re:Is 2.0 w/ mod_perl ready for prime time? on Go Forth and Code: mod_perl 1.27 · · Score: -1

    mod_perl + Apache 2.0 raped my sister!

  7. Re:/. Beer, Condoms & Lotion on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    "We could play 'drop the soap'."

    Oh God, nasty Jon Katz memory... oh God make it stop... no, I don't want that in my ass! Get away from me!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

  8. Re:If I go to troll on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    What city is the Anonymous Coward from? I've always wanted to meet him; he's a very prolific contributor to this site. Somehow he seems to be able to make several posts per minute; how does he do that? I have to wait in the corner for 2 minutes after each post...

    "It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted a comment"
    "It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted a comment"
    "It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted a comment"
    "It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted a comment"

  9. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: 0, Informative

    "Well, from a personal standpoint I was thinking of the guy at my work (where I am currently) who goes through all of the URLs visited during the day. I'm not so stupid as to use my work/important passwords on a site on the internet, but it's the principal. I *always* want to see my password in dots or asterisks or blank space. I never like having them tossed right back at me. Bah. Whatever."

    Right, because if they appear as ****** on the screen, they'll also appear as ****** in your proxy's logs!

  10. Adding to that list... on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    The Porn Count
    Anal Cocks
    Serial Troller
    Linus Turdballs

    (shhhhhh....)

  11. Re:A bit region intense on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    I'm in Cambridge, and if I ever meet you, I WILL HAVE MY ASS KICKED BY YOU!!

  12. P0stus on Australian Net Censorship Laws Draw Fire · · Score: -1

    p0stus f1rstus... teh f1rst.

  13. Re:No links to porn! on Rootin' Tootin' Case Mod Roundup · · Score: -1

    That's really sick, man. Really, really, really... sick. And don't post porn links. You're offending the guy at the top of the thread. He probably has to go wash his eyelids out with soap now.

  14. Re:No links to porn! on Rootin' Tootin' Case Mod Roundup · · Score: -1

    Mine too!! Wow, man! This totally BLOWS my mind!!

  15. Re:No links to porn! on Rootin' Tootin' Case Mod Roundup · · Score: -1

    Hey, me too! It's almost as if we're the same person!

  16. Re:It's about time. on Macromedia SDK License: You Must Debug · · Score: -1

    Hear, hear. But you left out the collars, whips and chains. At least that's how I want them!

  17. Re:WIPO!!! on Macromedia SDK License: You Must Debug · · Score: -1

    Might I suggest the most appropriate place to shove your penis at this time would be down the young throat of Ashley Olsen. Then you can do as the hairy limey suggests and get off on doing it!

  18. Re:It's about time. on Macromedia SDK License: You Must Debug · · Score: -1

    You two "duel" all you want, meantime I'll keep both their asses busy. Bend over, girls, and spread 'em!

  19. Re:[OT] Re:Clarification: on Macromedia SDK License: You Must Debug · · Score: -1

    Did you hear? The WIPO TROLL is planning to return to Slashdot!!

  20. Re:Debugger my ass! on Macromedia SDK License: You Must Debug · · Score: -1

    Mmm, yeah I'd fuck these. Mmm, mmm, mmmm!!!

  21. Re:Debugger my ass! on Macromedia SDK License: You Must Debug · · Score: -1

    Does WIPO have a foot fetish? I wonder if he would trade some FOOT FETISH PORN with me...

  22. Re:Clarification: on Macromedia SDK License: You Must Debug · · Score: -1

    Hehehehehe hahahah hohohoho hee hee hee you two amuse me. But back to the topic at hand, the WIPO Troll. Where did he go to, anyway? And why did he leave us? And why does he plan to return? Why have you forsaken us, WIPO TROLL!?!?!?

  23. Re:Clarification: on Macromedia SDK License: You Must Debug · · Score: -1

    Have you heard? WIPO Troll is returning! Happy joy!!!!

  24. Re:The first Slashdot troll post investigation on Oracle Breakable After All · · Score: -1

    If I could, I'd throw my nearly 40,000 porn images into this thread!

  25. alt.binaries.picture.erotica.linux.* on Black Holes Disputed · · Score: -1

    The Porn Count writes "I was perusing my usual Usenet newsgroups looking for some hot new wank material (38,757 images to date!) and came across this set of newsgroups, which Im sure youll all be most interested in.

    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux: Pictures of everyones favorite Linux mascot in a variety of nude poses. There are petitions in alt.config for the creation of subroups for anal, oral, and plumper porn.
    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.hardcore : Tux getting it on with the Beastie, the BSD Daemon.
    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.tux.bondage: When Tuxs and Beasties romps get especially kinky.
    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.d: All porn is moderated to (-1; Redundant) immediately upon arrival.
    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.goatsecx: Constant reposts of everyones favorite anus, the Goatse.cx man.
    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. rm s: Dirty GNU Hippie porn. Need I say more?
    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. ac : Alan Coxs anal cox.
    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.celebrities. fa kes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with mainstream celebrities.*
    • alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.linux.fakes: Pictures of actual Linux users having sex with ordinary females.
    * Katherine Janeway is not considered a mainstream celebrity, sorry."