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  1. Comedic Legend John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne, Dead on Apple Announces WWDC Keynote Topics · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Comedic Legend John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne, Dead at 52
    Comedy great and Actor John Osbourne was found dead at his Beverly Hills, CA residence this morning. Details have not been disclosed, but it is rumored that he died as a result of a concussion sustained from a fall on set of his smash MTv hit "The Osbourne's"
    Mr. Osbourne was best know for his role as the Band Manager in the 1995 movie "The Jerky Boys."
    His current work on The Osbournes was portraying an aging rock star coping with raising a family. His character is based on the life of Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh.
    "Ozzy" will be missed by all.

  2. This is a great day... on The Union of Vim with KDE · · Score: 0

    For the treatment of the Criminally Insane Gambler!

  3. Re:Women's Panties, Sniffed by Strangers on Streaming RealAudio From a Commodore 64 · · Score: 0

    My girlfriend is OTR and has not found out about wings. Her panties are a mess.
    Is this unsexy enough for your purposes.
    Will post on eBay if you are interested.

  4. Re:Ill explain on Time Travel · · Score: 0
    basically time travel is a one way trip

    I nominate you to be the first time traveller!

  5. Wow on Review: Blade II - Electric Boogaloo · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just woke up and couldn't pass up this chance to start the day right

    Fist Sport!!!

  6. Re:We arent sure about that on Doubting the Existence of Black Holes · · Score: 0

    I vote that we send you first!

  7. Re:Any urban street corner... on Doubting the Existence of Black Holes · · Score: 0

    Well i'm doing my best to make sure there is.
    What better way to insure that you whiney liberal-can't-take-a-joke-tards have something to do?

  8. Any urban street corner... on Doubting the Existence of Black Holes · · Score: 0, Funny

    will cure all doubt...
    Oh, Holes...
    NM

  9. Re:NOTICE THIS, MY FRIEND! on China Launches Third Unmanned Space Capsule · · Score: 0

    Just as long as it can build me a railroad equivilant in space, I'll be happy

  10. Gawd No on Hosting Problems For distributed.net · · Score: 0

    That would suck if they went out of business

  11. Re:Microsoft has fooled most people on The Sad Parable of OS/2 · · Score: 1

    By your reasoning...
    Linux is not free?

  12. Re:Not Shareware on More On Policing Shareware · · Score: 1

    Gee i wish i had mod points. truer words have never been spoken.
    your comment and this one sum it up very well.

  13. Re:Hrm. on Document Retention And E-mail · · Score: 0

    once again certain moderators have shown themselve for what they truly are: Clueless.
    The Right Reverand autopr0n's comment was completely on topic.

  14. Re:Hrm. on Document Retention And E-mail · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    no no no.
    We must not be called to account for anything we do, no matter how heinous.

  15. Re:IBM a monopoly in the mainframe market? on Compuware Brings IBM to Antitrust Court · · Score: 2, Interesting

    your kidding right?
    there is still no better way for business to do the raw processing than on a mainframe.
    I work in the insurance industry and we have them working all the time computing actuarial tables as well as other in house functions.
    Just got in 5 of the new eServers running Linux from IBM. ~2m tall, black, air cooled. yum
    Big iron will be around for a long time.

  16. Re:Right. Animal Cruelty is a Laugh a Minute. on Rubber Band Machine Gun · · Score: 1

    it IS hilarious.
    Better yet is flattening out the carcasses, drying them and using them as placemats, coasters, snowshoes, etc...

  17. Re:Just to annoy the RIAA on Server Naming Conventions? · · Score: 1

    That music was also used in 'Satisfiers of Alpha Blue"

  18. Somebody Mod this Troll up as +5 Funny on Sloan Digital Sky Survey · · Score: -1

    And ruin his day!

  19. Re:I see a market in smuggling MP3 players. on Canada to Raise Tariffs on Recordable Media · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well Canadians gan get all the MP3 players from us they want.
    We in return want Canadian high capacity toilets.
    The low water capacity toilets do not flush sufficiently for American (yes the whole continent)style loads.

  20. Re:Manned space travel is pointless. on Hubble Upgraded; NASA's Future Not So Bright · · Score: 0

    you are right. I was referring to the "feed the children" aspect of his post.
    "The Children" are usually brought out to demonize spending.

  21. Re:Manned space travel is pointless. on Hubble Upgraded; NASA's Future Not So Bright · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Kids are starving to death because they are not eating, not because there is extra-terrestrial scientific study being done.
    It would take a small percentage of the NASA budget to get food to all these starving people. So the money being spent on "pointless" things isn't the problem.
    What is the problem is the governments of these starving children that let grain rot on docks, use aid money for things other than food and medical supplies, or sell donated items that would aid their populace for weapons or luxuries.
    Get of your High Horse and think for once before you spout any more of your liberal tripe.

  22. Acting Legend Keanu Reeves Dead at age 38 on C · · Score: -1

    Acting Legend Keanu Reeves [imdb.com] was pronounced dead at the scene of a auto accident in Malibu Canyon in California, USA.
    Gangly, vacant-looking young actor who has proven himself a skilled screen performer in a surprising variety of roles, from Marlon James in the 1990 docu-drama I Love You to Death [imdb.com], to the enigmatic Ortiz the Dog Boy in the 1993 classic Freaked! [imdb.com]
    Openly Gay, Reeves never recovered professionally after the 1993 death of life partner River Phoenix [imdb.com]
    Memorials can be made in his name to PETA [peta-online.org]

  23. Re:disgusting on Slippery Slime Developed to Control Crowds · · Score: -1

    Have you just recently discovered that things are fucked up?

  24. Acting Legend Keanu Reeves, Dead at 38 on Sharpei Virus Written In C# · · Score: -1

    Acting Legend Keanu Reeves was pronounced dead at the scene of a auto accident in Malibu Canyon in California, USA.
    Gangly, vacant-looking young actor who has proven himself a skilled screen performer in a surprising variety of roles, from Marlon James in the 1990 docu-drama I Love You to Death, to the enigmatic Ortiz the Dog Boy in the 1993 classic Freaked!
    Openly Gay, Reeves never recovered professionally after the 1993 death of life partner River Phoenix
    Memorials can be made in his name to PETA

  25. Re:fp? on Photoshop for OS X · · Score: -1

    No, Fuck You! You ball less AC cretin