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Almost Anonymous writes "Ronald Mallett, a physicist at the University of Connecticut, believes he knows how to build a time machine - an actual device that could send something or someone from the future to the past, or vice versa. He plans to have a working mockup this fall. For all those doubters, he assures people that "I'm not a nut"." Uh-huh.

1,071 comments

  1. Hey Doc by superx22x · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where do you find the Plutonium, and the Flux copacitor.

    Also can you maybe make it out of, oh i dont know, a ferrari?

    1. Re:Hey Doc by PopeAlien · · Score: 2

      Absolutely not.

      Its got to be a Delorean. Definately a Delorean. Something with more battery power than the honda Insight

    2. Re:Hey Doc by jdwilso2 · · Score: 1

      HAAHAA!! That's great

      ... I vote that we keep the origional (and only) DMC car rather than going exotic... if you can find one that isn't rusted solid ;-)

      farrari is a good second choice though...

      jdW

    3. Re:Hey Doc by Pravada · · Score: 1

      DeLoreans don't rust! They're made out of stainless steel...

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    4. Re:Hey Doc by doooras · · Score: 2

      They don't "rust" in the iron sense, but they do corrode, so beware when buying one that has been painted.

    5. Re:Hey Doc by BEI01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hellloooooo......McFly!!!!!!!!!!

    6. Re:Hey Doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's capacitor. there's no such thing as a copacitor, except perhaps for a donut shop, which holds cops.

    7. Re:Hey Doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's no such thing as a copacitor, except perhaps for a donut shop, which holds cops.

      great, now i spit tea all over the place. lol!

    8. Re:Hey Doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thus the name "stainless" steel and not "stainfree" steel. Stainless steel just rusts "less" than regular steel, but it definitely rusts.

    9. Re:Hey Doc by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the 1.21 Gigawatts of Electricity!

      dave

    10. Re:Hey Doc by Warped-Reality · · Score: 1

      That comes from the Plutonium.

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    11. Re:Hey Doc by cybercuzco · · Score: 2

      No, it has to be a delorean, because its made out of stainless steel, which is more durable and can stand stresses better than anything else cars are made out of. Unless you built a titanium ferrari.

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    12. Re:Hey Doc by tzanger · · Score: 2

      DeLoreans don't rust! They're made out of stainless steel...

      The body may not rust, but I can assure you the frame will rust like crazy...

    13. Re:Hey Doc by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      d00d,
      It's the WINGS, man. The WINGS.

      Still, I do still think that the DMC-12, was the best bet. Too bad Emmet Brown didn't get to finish his reasoning before Eintsein came roaring through the shopping mall's parking lot.

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    14. Re:Hey Doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words: Gray's Sports Almanac. Biff Tannen rules!

    15. Re:Hey Doc by rblancarte · · Score: 1

      Dude - it was a Delorean because it has those cool gull wing doors, I mean because it has a stainless steel body that looks really nice on TV, I mean a body that has distinct electrical properties (how else you think you get those cool lightning bolts going over the body when it time travels).

      RonB

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    16. Re:Hey Doc by Parsec · · Score: 1

      Actually, no they don't corrode being stainless steel. There are a few reasons they're painted:

      dents really show on stainless

      it's brushed stainless steel and therefore difficult to match the brushing effect when trying to get a scratch out

      brushed stainless really shows fingerprints

      Nice cars, actually, with a few flaws, IMHO: largish blind spots/low visibility to your rear, they use a torqued metal spring to help hold the doors up which needs a high pressure gas lifter (like the ones that may hold your hood up) that lose their pressure slowly (then the door doesn't stay up nice), and since the engine is in the back, the back tyres can lose grip suddenly(!) in a sharp corner. The shifter, btw, is fantastic when properly adjusted.

      I actually prefer driving my Chevy Lumina, even though it has maybe 2/3 the performance of the DeLorean, simply because it's easy, reliable, predictable, and inexpensive.

    17. Re:Hey Doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not to mention the 1.21 Gigawatts of Electricity!

      No, that was 1.2 Jiggawatts.

    18. Re:Hey Doc by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Stainless steel does corrode, just less than normal steel. There are differing grades of stainless steel for various properties. I'm a sailor and I've seen some grades of SS rust in a matter of weeks.

      As for a rear engined car breaking away suddenly in the corner, it's probably the drivers fault, lifting or upsetting the balance of the car.

    19. Re:Hey Doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no. It was Gigawatts. The first G was pronounced as a soft G. There are those who insist that the soft G at the beginning is, in fact, the only correct pronounciation.

    20. Re:Hey Doc by edbarrett · · Score: 1
      No, that was 1.2 Jiggawatts.

      Jigga who?

    21. Re:Hey Doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The body is a stainless steel fiberglass composite and the frame is epoxy coated steel, and they do resist corrosion quite well as long as they are not bent or distorted. However dents are damn near impossible to get out, and if you take steel wool to them you may bring the onset corrosion.
      All in all I would not recommend them. They may "look" cool (if you're from 1978 (the styling was out of date even before production started)), but those doors don't work very well and the Windows are useless (if the air conditioning dies, you will fry on a summer day). In addition they are fairly poor performing vehicles, they have about a 141 hp engine. A comparable peroforming vehicle is a Dodge Spirit! A Taurus SHO could easily whoop this car.

    22. Re:Hey Doc by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

      The real question is will his time-machine fly? I mean, come on, hurry up guys! We've only got 13 years left until 2015! -Ed

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    23. Re:Hey Doc by Parsec · · Score: 1

      My point was, and I realize it was poorly made, is that you should give the frame and suspension of painted DeLoreans a good inspection.

      Yeah, it was probably my fault for taking a square street corner at 40. But I know exactly how my Chevy would have (not) handled it.

  2. Waves of light by naoursla · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is interesting that he wants to focus light in ways to distort space time. The recent time machine movie alluded to just that technique. Maybe he will go into the future, see a bunch of canabalistic humans then try to come back to warn us but over-shoot the mark and end up talking to HG Wells.

    1. Re:Waves of light by danielrose · · Score: 1

      The scary thing is that that could well be possible!

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    2. Re:Waves of light by sinserve · · Score: 3, Funny

      Canibalism makes perfect sense. If the purpose of one's life is to
      pass on the better genes, then it makes sense if those with better genes
      are able to hunt/manipulate those inferrior ones.

      If it is all about passing genes, and continuing the survival of the fittest,
      then there is no need to distinguish lesser humans from other species.

      As we exhaust or natural food resources (assuming we can't somehow control our
      population through nukes or disease, or if we don't find other planets to host
      the exploding population.) then it is OK to eat weaker humans.

      As long as we abide by the rules of nature, and only consume each other, based
      on strnegth and intelligence (i.e. no bias, based on superficial criteria like
      religion or nationalism.)

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    3. Re:Waves of light by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      the rules of nature = there are no rules
      live and die = nature

      technology was created to control nature

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    4. Re:Waves of light by iamplasma · · Score: 1

      Then can he sue HG Wells' descendants on the grounds that he ripped him off for his time travel book? Better yet, can I go back in time with a copy of windows, copyright it before it is written, then put M$ out of business for copyright infringement?

    5. Re:Waves of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree on you on many points, when you start talking about "rules of nature" you're way of.
      There is only one "rule" - the one who has the greatest chance to survive and populate, has the greatest chanse to survive and populate . There is nothing more to it.

      When it comes to selecting who to eat it's not a natural rule to select by using criterias such as strength and intelligence, it can be exactly anything - fix ideas, random choice, a dream. As long it's a product of natural selection (e.g everything humans possibly could do) it's natural, that includes your ideas and my ideas. Thus your ideas are not correct alone, my ideas are aswell.

    6. Re:Waves of light by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      Canibalism is actually not a positive selection tecnique:
      - It's much more easy to catch diseases by eating human flesh than by eating any other animal flesh.

      Thus desease spreads faster in canibalistic societies.

      Then again this is all a theory of mine, and i don't know exactly how cooking fits in the picture.

    7. Re:Waves of light by snilloc · · Score: 1
      Thus desease spreads faster in canibalistic societies

      But at this point, the force of better immune systems will be the primary drive behind evolution, and the roles of intelligence and whatever else will diminish.

    8. Re:Waves of light by decaying · · Score: 1

      <Useless karma whoring>
      What do you think billg did?
      </Useless karma whoring>

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    9. Re:Waves of light by Jhan · · Score: 1

      This has got to be a troll...

      Each of your points is false (point by point retrobution available by answering this message.)

      If you really mean what you're saying you're the next Stalin/Hitler/Pol Pot/Idi Amin (hey, Idi liked cannibalism to, wish he gets to chew on you in hell), hope to Dog you never go into politics!

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      I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

    10. Re:Waves of light by kaiidth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Incidentally, here's the actual paper, the one referred to from the guy's own web site (minimal), published in Phys. Lett. A... Gravitational Field of Circulating Light Beams.

      Beware; it's a little drier than the Boston Globe would like to make it...

      I say the actual paper; in fact, this particular paper naturally doesn't make any suggestions of the "Hey, look, this research gives me a way to go back in time and save my father from the evils of cigarettes" type - if it did, it would never have made it into any serious journals. Mallett mentions two papers on his site, one on Bose-Einstein condensation and dark matter, one on this...

      He has done other work - this , for example, not to mention work on Hawking radiation and probably a bunch of other stuff. His newest one is apparently "Gravitational Perturbations of a Radiating Spacetime", which looks relevant, not to mention full of terrifying maths. "The principal aim of our study is to understand how gravitational waves are scattered by a background radiating spacetime".

    11. Re:Waves of light by marko123 · · Score: 1

      It's not about passing genes. It is about poo. Poo developed a human shell to ensure it's survival and propagation.

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    12. Re:Waves of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this time, the post you're responding to is Score:3, Funny. This means that at least one person with mod points has a sense of humor less defective than youre.

    13. Re:Waves of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're making a mistake saying religion is superficial. I posit that religion is a good indicator of intelligence: religious people are generally stupid (since they obviously can't think for themselves, and will believe things with no evidence), and non-religious people are more intelligent.

    14. Re:Waves of light by Jhan · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm very sure they would laugh right along with Hitler, too. I saw not a shread of irony in the original post so I was obviously horrified. Note that I said "this must be a troll but...". Still, I just couldn't let it rest, which - I guess - makes it a very sucessful troll, if it is one.

      PS. Learn to spell. "You are" -> "you're". And learn grammar. " less defective than yours is".

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  3. Governmental control...? by Spazholio · · Score: 0

    And what about the ethics of changing history?
    There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes.


    Oh good. Governmental control. That makes me feel a WHOLE lot better. There's no WAY a government would misuse something as mundane as time travel...

    1. Re:Governmental control...? by Andux · · Score: 1
      That also seems a bit inconsistent. Right above that, he says paradoxes are impossible, but, for paradoxes to be impossible, any changes made would have to have no effect on the traveler's life before the point where they went back in time; any major change to the past would inherently cause a paradox. He also says that the universe operates according to many worlds theory; in that theory, any changes made would be invisible from the traveler's universe, making legislation unenforcable.

      Besides, if you have the power to change history, it would be fairly easy to prevent that sort of law from being passed in the first place.

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    2. Re:Governmental control...? by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      I was reading an article in Scientific American about this 6 years ago or so... It spoke of a Multiverse, which, as you can imagine, is an infinite number of parallel Universes. Things like Conservation of Mass/Energy would be violated by time travel if you were time-travelling within one Universe, as the Universe would lose mass in the present, and gain mass in the past or future. But if you consider the conservation of Mass/Energy to apply to the Multiverse, then that would imply that you switch Universes without violating that constraint. Or something.

      Of course, I've muddled the whole idea up, but the basic gist of the article was that when you travel through time, you don't go to the past of the Universe you are in, you go to the past of a different Universe. It went so far as to say that you wouldn't ever be able to return to the same Universe, even if you travelled back to the same time. Of course, you wouldn't really know the difference.

      The guy in this article alluded to that:

      If his idea pans out, won't there be a host of potential paradoxes, such as time travelers killing their parents and making it impossible for them to exist? No, he says, explaining that those travelers would continue to exist in a ''parallel universe.''

      -If

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  4. Umm... by ByteHog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Define "Working Mockup" :)

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    1. Re:Umm... by xmalenko · · Score: 1

      If you actually read the article...

      The professor and his UConn colleagues plan to build a device to test whether it's possible to transport a subatomic particle, probably a neutron, through time. The energy from a rotating laser beam, Mallett hopes, would warp the space inside the ring of the light so that gravity forces the neutron to rotate sideways. With even more energy, it's possible, he believes, a second neutron would appear. The second particle would be the first one visiting itself from the future.

    2. Re:Umm... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Sounds like he's read Crichton's "Timeline" one too many times...

      Where's the Quantum Foam in all of this?

      Jaysyn

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    3. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Key words here folks. "Mock" up

    4. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mockup that works.

    5. Re:Umm... by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      "The second particle would be the first one visiting itself from the future."

      How will they prove this is the case, and its not just some other unknown mechanism?

  5. evil beings? by vitalidea · · Score: 1

    Uh... government control, eh? sounds like we'll have timecop pretty soon. "Going back in time is pretty good way to make money."

    1. Re:evil beings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... Temporal Prime Directive!

    2. Re:evil beings? by thilmony · · Score: 1

      what's sad, is if someone does go back to become rich. They have to buy MSFT not RHAT.

      In the words of Doc: "damn. damn damn."

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  6. From the article... by Silver222 · · Score: 4, Funny
    While Mallett acknowledges that sending a person through time may require more energy than physicists today know how to harness, he sees it merely as "an engineering problem."


    Oh, just an engineering problem. That's great. Maybe after Mallett perfects time travel, he can get to work on cold fusion and a perpetual motion machine.


    By the way, that reminds me of the Simpsons where Lisa builds a perpetual motion machine, and shows Homer. Homer gets mad and yells, "Lisa, in this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!"


    I guess this guy doesn't have a Homer to yell at him.

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    1. Re:From the article... by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> While Mallett acknowledges that sending a person through time may require more energy than physicists today know how to harness, he sees it merely as "an engineering problem."

      > Oh, just an engineering problem. That's great. Maybe after Mallett perfects time travel, he can get to work on cold fusion and a perpetual motion machine.

      Actually, I solved cold fusion last Tuesday. Unfortunately it involves "more energy than physicists today know how to harness, [but it's] merely an engineering problem." So that's alright then. Where do I collect my Nobel Prize?

    2. Re:From the article... by ender81b · · Score: 1

      My favorite part:

      The professor and his UConn colleagues plan to build a device to test whether it's possible to transport a subatomic particle, probably a neutron, through time. The energy from a rotating laser beam, Mallett hopes, would warp the space inside the ring of the light so that gravity forces the neutron to rotate sideways. With even more energy, it's possible, he believes, a second neutron would appear. The second particle would be the first one visiting itself from the future.

      Hmmm. Ok, fine you MIGHT make the particle disappear but.. umm a couple of problems. How in the heck are you going to get it 'back from the future'? What, is hte particle going to KNOW how to come back? Is it going to have some sort of time machine in the future? This guy sounds like a complete loon.

      Time travel *might* be possible but the energies and such involved, well I always thought it would have to involve using a wormhole, i.e. a tear in the fabric of space-time which is what he propeses to do with these 'lasers' (best Dr. Evil voice). IANAP but to create a wormhole requires enormous energies. If I remember A Brief History of Time right, something like a couple of minutes of continous output of our sun to create one, not to mention holding it open. To put it another way - the sum total of all energy used by human civilization. Sure, it's just another engineering problem. Of course, so is a dyson sphere...

      Besides, everyone knows that to achieve time-travel you simply go into warp around the sun...

    3. Re:From the article... by minusthink · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't think I've ever seen a post on slashdot with a reference to that line in the simpsons that wasn't +5.

      Speaking of the simpsons, remember when homer said "Lisa, in this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!"

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    4. Re:From the article... by benjamindees · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Just an idea: if you send it a few seconds into the future, it should "appear" in a few seconds, right on time. This doesn't sound like what he explains, though. I'm with you, completely baffled. Besides, what exactly is a "rotating laser beam"? Is this just a stretch of fiber-optic cable going in a circle, with a laser attached to one end?

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    5. Re:From the article... by halo8 · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      to quote the exact episode

      Homer to Marge: "and this perpetual machine lisa built isnt perpetual it just keeps going faster and faster"

      Homer to lisa: "Lisa, in this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!"

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    6. Re:From the article... by prakashj79 · · Score: 1
      I'm tempted to take this guy seriously. For one, other physicists are listening to him, even if skeptical. Also, he's got a job to worry about. You don't get to be a professor in physics if you shoot off your head once in a while :)

      Sure, I don't understand the physics of time travel. Wait a sec, I don't understand relativity either. To put it in a nutshell, all the physics I know can be put in a nutshell. That being the case, what business do I have laughing at a guy who's been in business for years?

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    7. Re:From the article... by GMontag451 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      First of all, he was talking about the particle going back into the past. He talked about a second neutron appearing. This would be the one from the future that was sent into its past (which would be the present [god i hate talking about time travel]).

      What would probably happen is:

      1. You have the first neutron.
      2. A second one appears, being the future neutron.
      3. The first one disappears, having gone into the past to become the second neutron.
      4. Only the second one remains, which is now indistinguishable from the first one, except for the fact that it is now slightly older than it should be.
    8. Re:From the article... by ender81b · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clearing that up. You are right - talking about time travel tends to give me massive headaches.

    9. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I've ever seen a post on slashdot with a reference to that line in the simpsons that wasn't +5.

      Good to know! Three-digit karma, here i come...

    10. Re:From the article... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Oh, knock it off. The humanitarian side of this article was awful, yes. But it would be interesting if he really could sent a neutron back in time. At the least, major philosophical and physical implications.

    11. Re:From the article... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Here's an explanation of how it all works:

      Groucho: Now pay particular attention to this first clause, because it's most important. There's the particle of the first part shall be known in this contract as the particle of the first part. How do you like that, that's pretty neat eh?

      Chico: No, that's no good.

      Groucho Marx: What's the matter with it?

      Chico: I don't know, let's hear it again.

      Groucho: So the particle of the first part shall be known in this contract as the particle of the first part.

      Chico: Well it sounds a little better this time.

      Groucho: Well, it grows on you. Would you like to hear it once more?

      Chico: Just the first part.

      Groucho: What do you mean, the particle of the first part?

      Chico: No, the first part of the particle, of the first part.

      Groucho: All right. It says the first part of the particle of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the particle of the first part, shall be known in this contract - look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this, we'll take it right out, eh?

      Chico: Yes, it's too long anyhow. Now what have we got left?

      Groucho: Well I've got about a foot and a half.

      Groucho: Now what's the matter?

      Chico: I don't like the second particle either. Hey look, why can't the first part of the second particle be the second part of the first particle, then you'll get something.

      Groucho: Well look, rather than go through all that again, what do you say?

      Chico: Fine.

      Groucho: Now I've got something here you're bound to like, you'll be crazy about it.

      Chico: No, I don't like it.

      Groucho: You don't like what?

      Chico: Whatever it is, I don't like it.

      Groucho: Well don't let's break up an old friendship over a thing like that. Ready?

      Chico: OK. Now the next part I don't think you're going to like.

      Groucho: Well your word's good enough for me. Now then, is my word good enough for you?

      Chico: I should say not.

      Groucho: Well I'll take out two more clauses. Now the particle of the eighth part --

      Chico: No, that's no good, no.

      Groucho: The particle of the ninth part --

      Chico: No, that's no good too. Hey, how is it my contract is skinnier than yours?

      Groucho: Well, I don't know, you must have been out on a tail last night. But anyhow, we're all set now, are we? Now just you put your name right down there, then the deal is legal.

      Chico: I forgot to tell you, I can't write.

      Groucho: Well that's all right, there's no ink in the pen anyhow. But listen, it's a contract isn't it? We've got a contract, no matter how small it is.

      Chico: Oh sure. You bet.

    12. Re:From the article... by XNormal · · Score: 2

      While Mallett acknowledges that sending a person through time may require more energy than physicists today know how to harness, he sees it merely as "an engineering problem."

      It's like claiming that for an algorithm with exponential complexity it's just "an engineering problem" to build a computer that can run it in reasonable time.

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    13. Re:From the article... by pyrrho · · Score: 2

      The problem with this is clear to me. The physics he is relying on says that a second neutron will appear, the neutron will visit itself from the future.

      Ok, right there is a good science fiction story, you step into a time machine and turn it on... You don't go anywhere, you get a visit from yourself from the future! Holy hell! Very nice.

      But the real problem is that you would not visit yourself from the future, because all your neutrons of now are in piles of shit by then.

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    14. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your signature is pretty sick. Not only is it sick, it's kind of inaccurate too. Why don't you change it to "when Israelis attack"

    15. Re:From the article... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Should speed up the process of neutron decay, dontcha think? May finally be able to measure that crap. ;-) That is, of course, providing that "age" is preserved through such a process. I can't wait til he sends himself back though. He just has to remember to not touch himself (at least, in the non-masturbatory sense), and watch out for that fast left high kick Van Damme always uses, its a killer.

    16. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While Mallett acknowledges that sending a person through time may require more energy than physicists today know how to harness, he sees it merely as "an engineering problem."

      So what this boils down to is that he thinks engineers can solve problems that physicists can't.

      Time travel energy source this week, faster-than-light propulsion system next week! WOO-HOO

    17. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that phrase is used quite a bit in science. I think it differentiates between what is theoretically possible ever, vs. what may be physically possible sometime.

      If it goes against current theory, then it is impossible within that theory. But if it is just a matter of energy or money (engineering problem), then it can eventually be solved.

      There is a subtle difference. One can never happen, while the other can possibly happen. I see no need for sarcasm here.

    18. Re:From the article... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      That's great. Maybe after Mallett perfects time travel, he can get to work on cold fusion and a perpetual motion machine.

      He'll be too busy working on recursive compression of random bit strings.

    19. Re:From the article... by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > Oh, just an engineering problem.

      Just like building a computer fast enough to play a perfect game of chess is just an engineering problem, too. Nevermind that it would require many more times matter and energy than in the universe...wait...now that time travel is possible, you can loop and have the computer check different trees on each loop.

      Anyhoo, I once worked for a PhD who came up with theories (i.e. strategies to be implemented in a corporation where we worked) who stated, quite seriously, that implementation was not something he was to be bothered with.

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    20. Re:From the article... by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
      Oh, just an engineering problem...

      Uh, the "just an engineering" problem applies to sending a person. He has said he believes it is possible to send a particle through time with current knowledge and resources.

      Many things in science have ben proved as a concept, yet using them in real life was an "engineering" problem. Even after Marconi's wireless was proved useful and functional for sending messages across large portions of Europe, he still considered it an "engineering" problem to send messages across the Atlantic. The engineering problem was overcome with enormous amounts of power and the correct antenna configuration. Engineering problems need to be overcome, it doesn't mean it's impossible.

      --
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    21. Re:From the article... by DimitryP · · Score: 1

      if you sent it a few seconds into the future, though, it would always be a few seconds into the future, so you would never be able to tell if it worked or not.

      --
      Guns are like umbrellas and condoms. Better to have one and not need it, than need it and not have one.
    22. Re:From the article... by Sir+Homer · · Score: 0

      Fuck you ass. How about us "evil Jews" bomb your home. I think /. won't mind.

    23. Re:From the article... by mbadolato · · Score: 2
      It's like claiming that for an algorithm with exponential complexity it's just "an engineering problem" to build a computer that can run it in reasonable time.

      And even if you do build it, the damn Vogons are just going to bulldoze it to make way for a space superhighway, a few minutes before it's done computing

    24. Re:From the article... by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      It's like claiming that for an algorithm with exponential complexity it's just "an engineering problem" to build a computer that can run it in reasonable time.

      Yes, that's exactly what it's like - and that's a very reasonable and important claim:

      - I figured out a way to break 40-bit keys. Of course, most computers would take forever, but they'll get faster over time, so it's just an engineering problem.

      - I came up with a framework to let every application have its own independent window to draw to the screen, and its own independent memory space and time slice. Of course, today's computers are way too slow to make it usable, but that's just an engineering problem.

      - I've come up with a method to create highly realistic 3-D drawings by actually tracing the path of photons from their light sources back to the eye. It's way too slow to work, but I'm sure there are optimizations we can find.. engineering problem.

      - Instead of all these binary data formats that require detailed foreknowledge of the schema, what if we created a textual representation, and had a standard textual format for the schema itself, and assumed that all computers were interconnected and could fetch the schema on demand? Of course, disk space and bandwidth are scace today, but...

      - I devised an algorithm to compress video to a significant percentage of its normal size. Right now it takes 4x real time, but...

      Claiming that you've solved the theoretical problem, leaving only engineering details, is a HUGE deal. As a software engineer, of course, I hate to be told that something is a SMOP, but let's be realistic. Engineering is about the faster/cheaper/better tradeoffs; science is about whether it's possible in the first place.

    25. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claiming that you've solved the theoretical problem, leaving only engineering details, is a HUGE deal.


      "I can build a time machine, but it requires a solar-mass black hole. The rest are engineering details."


      Don't hold your breath. Not everything obey's Moore's law.

    26. Re:From the article... by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      While transporting a person is obviously very, very far off, I wonder if there are applications for this in the shorter term. Could you communicate by sending neutrons back it time? It seems like you would. That would open all kinds of possibilities.

      You could have a message from the future. I'm still really fuzzy on how these things work, but if you could get a message from 100 years in the future then you could implement their high-tech today. They could send us info on 22nd century tech like nanotechnology, space travel, and medicine. That would be great.

      Another thing I wonder about: Intersteller travel. Is it possible to send a long-lived low speed probe like Voyager to Alpha Centairi? I wonder if after 40,000 years when the probe arrives at alpha centauri, it could send it's radio signals back to earth. Then the signals would be recieved by a time machine, which would in turn transport them back to our time. So you in effect have a fast intersteller flight while only sending out a cheap probe going 30,000 MPH.

      Anyway, would those scenarios work? Any physicists here? Human time travel is a long ways off, but it seems like these things could be implemented in the near term.

      --
      If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
    27. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there are a lot of other applications.
      E.g. you could stop organs for transplantation from aging. You could stop the aging process for everything that is in your refrigerator. You could stop someone from aging until you find a cure etc.

    28. Re:From the article... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      I've had my sig for quite a while. For you ignorami, it is a reference to a MadTV skit about a new Fox show, "When Jews Attack". You can get your panties in a wad all you want about the difference between Israelis and Jews, but to deny that the conflict in the Middle East is a religious one is just plain wrong.

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    29. Re:From the article... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      I don't know why I'm even replying to this, but heregoes: This is sad. I've never said anything about Jews being evil. If you really are Jewish, you are doing your people/religion a disservice by responding in such a manner. If I thought you were serious, I would consider legal action against you. However, judging by your previous posts, you seem to exist only to make Slashdot a worse place, so I will ignore you.

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    30. Re:From the article... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      As all neutrons are identical, this is a pretty pointless exercize. You can get the same results by dumping a lot of energy in a system into one point, have it created into a neutron, and then destroying the first neutron to make up the energy.

      It's not only not a proof of time travel, it's not even a violation of thermodynamics. Though it is a pretty cool party trick. ;)

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    31. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'to quote the exact episode

      Homer to Marge: "and this perpetual machine lisa built isnt perpetual it just keeps going faster and faster"

      Homer to lisa: "Lisa, in this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!"'

      hmm no

      In the episode I saw it was:

      Homer to Marge: "and this perpetual motion machine lisa built is a joke! it keeps going faster and faster."

      Homer to lisa: "Lisa, in this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!"

    32. Re:From the article... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Hey, I can beat that one :]

      I can make a "free energy" machine... unfortunately, it requires you to put in more energy than you get out... but that's merely an "engineering" problem, right? Not something to do with that annoying thermodynamics class, right? ;]

    33. Re:From the article... by zevans · · Score: 1

      Is it possible to send a long-lived low speed probe like Voyager to Alpha Centairi? I wonder if after 40,000 years when the probe arrives at alpha centauri, it could send it's radio signals back to earth. Then the signals would be recieved by a time machine, which would in turn transport them back to our time. So you in effect have a fast intersteller flight while only sending out a cheap probe going 30,000 MPH.

      Well, I see no paradox there, -provided- that the time machine sends signals back to a point in time four years after probe launch. (Because the alpha centuri system is approx 4ly away.) As you say, the win is that you only need interplanetary-speed probe technology to get the probe there.

      I can see one difficulty: as someone else in this thread has pointed out, neutrons are all pretty much identical, and not really suitable for transmitting information. I guess we'd need to make this work for leptons before we could achieve anything useful.

      I'd tend to think of all this stuff as moving things around in space-time rather than actual time-travel. You're just subtracting from the t co-ordinate rather than adding to x, y, or z, which we're more used to thinking about.

      The question is whether sending the data back through time will use any less energy than accelerating the probe to near light-speed would...

      Note: IANAP, but I do have half a physics degree from 10 years back.

      Regarding your other conjectures, there's a Greg Egan short story of the usual high quality where citizens are allocated a few hundred bytes a day of inter-temporal bandwidth, which they use to send a "diary" back to their junior selves. Unfortunately I cannot recall the name of the story and I am in the office right now so I can't look it up. I'll reply to this from home with the title if nobody else has filled the gap by then...

      Additionally, wormholes play a key part in Egan's novel "Diaspora".

      Zack

      --
      "... and more and more now there are all kinds of electronic goodies available" -- Pink Floyd 1972
    34. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must also realize the political issues involved in this process of sending information into the past. If I am living in the year 3002, am I really going to want my tax money spent on implementing this system of sharing knowledge with people who lived 1000 years ago? The people living in the year 3002 would gain no advantages whatsoever by doing this.

    35. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would only work if you believe that there is only one timeline and it would not just go into a parallel universe, in which case, it would just disapear and nothing would come back from the future.

    36. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people living in the year 3002 would gain no advantages whatsoever by doing this.

      I disagree. If someone from 3002 sent information to 2002 and we implemented the "future" technology, the tech level in 3002 would immediately jump to match the fact that we now had 3002 level tech in 2002 and could start development from there. The only way people from 3002 could gain no advantages would be if the people in 2002 didn't use the information sent to them.

      As someone mentioned before, thinking about time travel makes my head hurt.

    37. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [god i hate talking about time travel]

      It's like Restaurant at the End of the Universe's description of Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's "Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations":

      "Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact the later editions of the book all the pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs.

      "'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' skips lightly over this tangle of academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term 'Future Perfect' has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be."

    38. Re:From the article... by Frosty+Inc. · · Score: 1

      Actually, I built a cold fusion reactor last year. How do you think I power my time machine?

      --


      Move along...nothing to see here.
  7. hey... by DanThe1Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    If he has a working model nexy fall, why dosn't he just send it back to our time so we have it now?

    1. Re:hey... by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      Some scientific theories dealing with time travel have the restriction that apparently you can't go back in time to before the invention of the time machine. I don't understand why, so don't ask me.

      This would also mean that humanity is the most advanced species in the universe, since otherwise some aliens would have invented time travel before us and he would be able to bring his time machine back to the present day.

      Tim

      --
      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    2. Re:hey... by $uperjay · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's because in some theories of time travel, you get younger as you go back. This (sort of) gets around the meeting-yourself problem, as well as not horribly screwing up thermodynamics, because it conserves the amount of matter and energy in the universe (by not making duplicates of you). This has a few implications, if it is true:
      • You and your time machine had better stay put for a while, or you'll end up moving to where you were at the target time when you timetravel.
      • You'd better hope that your time machine is younger than you, or you might time travel to before you were born - and there's not a heck of a lot you can do when you're just a sperm and an egg!
      • You probably won't remember anything, because your brain will return to its prior state when you travel back in time. Bad!
      • Should you go back in time and then scuttle your time machine or otherwise prevent yourself from time-traveling back, icky bad stuff will happen!
      • Finally, since you and everything around you will be exactly as it was at the target time, you probably won't change anything at all - because you won't even know you've gone back in time!
      All these effects, in sum, make time travel pretty useless. S'not a great theory in my boat, actually.
  8. Poignant. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Whatever the viability of his claim, his motives are poignant - he wants to go back in time and warn his father, who died of cancer when he was 10, of the danger of cigarettes.

    I have no idea how physicists approach the question of the creation of a contrafactual timeline which removes its own motive for existing (if his father lived, then he wouldn't create the time machine, and thus etc. etc.) But I think this is more interesting, if tragic, as a story of a man who still misses his father than as a viable line of research.

    1. Re:Poignant. by sinserve · · Score: 2

      Our emotions and primitive instincts influence our thinking.

      Do you know how many of your choices were influenced by "sex" or "hunger"?

      --

    2. Re:Poignant. by seanadams.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      he wants to go back in time and warn his father, who died of cancer when he was 10, of the danger of cigarettes.

      He died at the age of 33!! I've never heard of smoking killing someone at such an age. As a 23 yr old smoker myself, that scares the shit out of me. I could be half way dead already.

      I'm getting good at quitting though - done it 20 times already today!

    3. Re:Poignant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, quit smoking. When even a perfect stranger gives you the same advice as everyone you know, you know it's right.

    4. Re:Poignant. by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 5, Funny
      he wants to go back in time and warn his father, who died of cancer when he was 10, of the danger of cigarettes.

      My God. A 10 year-old died of cancer? From smoking cigarettes? And this 10 year-old fathered a son before dying? And that son is now trying to build a time machine? What the hell kind of genes are running in this family???

    5. Re:Poignant. by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      he wants to go back in time and warn his father, who died of cancer when he was 10, of the danger of cigarettes.

      OK, so he goes back and warns his father, who promptly gives up cigarettes, thus removing the motivation for the professor to invent the time machine...

    6. Re:Poignant. by packeteer · · Score: 1

      actually a lot of people used to start smoking when they were 10 or younger... people take for granteds our youth smoking campaigns... they dont work as good as they should and these days are a joke but at the timeit was a novel idea to educate like that

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    7. Re:Poignant. by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Funny

      My God. A 10 year-old died of cancer? From smoking cigarettes? And this 10 year-old fathered a son before dying?

      "You obviously don't know Newfies" - Judi Dench as Agnis Hamm in "The Shipping News".

      --
      We do not live in the 21st century. We live in the 20 second century.
    8. Re:Poignant. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      As a 23 yr old smoker myself, that scares the shit out of me.

      It should. Being under 40 does not make you immune to cancer. Nor does it prevent cigarettes from making you smell bad or from turning your teeth yellow. Add to that the fact that smoking is less common among well-educated people and you are doing a lot to hurt your body, social life, and career.

      If that's not enough to make you quit, think about this: There are many attractive, intelligent women that won't even consider dating a smoker.

    9. Re:Poignant. by Cplus · · Score: 1

      I encourage you to do the things that you enjoy in life, but always in moderation. I've found that the occasional cigarette is very enjoyable, but no longer smoke a pack a day. Life is for enjoying, but not for gluttony and over-doing it.

      --
      "Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality." -- Dalai Lama
    10. Re:Poignant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this for size - his friends won't tell him this:

      Smoking makes you stink... it makes your friends stink when they have to be around you. When they go home, their family says "have you hanging around with Sean again? We can smell it. Put those clothes in the wash." People don't like you coming to their house because you'll stink the place up and leave nasty bits of ash on the floor and down the back of the sofa.

      On top of that, you aren't just killing yourself, you are killing your friends (albeit more slowly) by making them breath the same carcinogenic shite you suck into your lungs to feed your addiction. You take a filthy unhealthy and disgusting anti-social habit and inflict it on people you supposedly care about. You are scum, and don't deserve friends.

      Smoking may cause cancer by the time you are 33, but long before that you'll be a social leper. You will also be carrying the burden of shortening others' lives by forcing others to breath in your foul emissions.

      Being anonymous can be useful, I don't have to pull punches or consider social niceties. I don't know Sean... he may well be a decent guy... but I can guarantee that his non-smoking friends do, or will, think the same way I do. Give it up.

    11. Re:Poignant. by Bongo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have no idea how physicists approach the question of the creation of a contrafactual timeline which removes its own motive for existing

      That's an easy one to answer. There is no such thing as Time.

      Time is just a concept that's useful to us.

      It's easy to check this for yourself. Have you noticed that whatever time it is, it's always the present?

      The present moment is all that there is. Eternity is the timeless now.

      Even memories are experienced in the present. We're living an ever changing present moment.

      Oh, and there's no Space either.

    12. Re:Poignant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently they were time traveling cigarettes.

    13. Re:Poignant. by birdman042 · · Score: 0

      Um, his father was not ten when he died. he was 33. The scientist was 10 when his father dies.

    14. Re:Poignant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not true.
      That was his motivation when he was a kid, but, as so many people have pointed out, it's not possible. He gave up on "saving his father" a long time ago. (Read about it in my UConn Traditions mag many moons ago)

    15. Re:Poignant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And like, dude, what if, like, the WHOLE UNIVERSE existed on the tip of some big cosmic bong? What if there's another universe on like, every molecule in our bong? Dude!

    16. Re:Poignant. by btellier · · Score: 2

      Personally, I hate dating non-smokers since I smoke. An ex of mine used to be the same way, so I'm not too worried about it.

    17. Re:Poignant. by btellier · · Score: 2

      Nah, instead I'm going to take out a cigarette, break off the filter, light up that sweet tobacco, and put on some Denis Leary MP3's.

      Listen up: We all know it smells bad/is messy/kills you/annoys others. We don't give a fuck. If you have such a strong objection to your friends smoking GET NEW FRIENDS. If any of my friends ever gave me a speech like that I'd send him home with an ashtray up the ass.

      >Smoking may cause cancer by the time you are 33, but long before that you'll be a social leper.

      No, not really. In fact I find I meet far more people who also smoke. Co-workers outside your building grabbing a butt together. People asking you for a cig/light and striking up a conversation. Hell, even non-smokers join the smokers just to get out of the office for a few minutes. In bars, cigarettes are a close second to drinks for conversational starters.

      In conclusion, fuck off.

    18. Re:Poignant. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Personally, I hate dating non-smokers since I smoke. An ex of mine used to be the same way, so I'm not too worried about it.

      That's fine if you are willing to settle for:

      1. writing off as "non-dating material" over 75% of the people in the country.

      2. a dating dating pool primarily made up of the less-educated. The overall prevalence of smoking declines with increasing years of education. In 1998, the age-adjusted prevalence of cigarette smoking ranged from 10.9 percent among college graduates to 34.4 percent among those with less than a high school education.

      3. dating people that, on average, have a much lower income than non-smokers -- and then spend much of that on cigarettes.

      4. dating, and possibly marrying, someone who is far more likely to have poor health and die at a young age.

      Your choice.

    19. Re:Poignant. by btellier · · Score: 2

      Oh please. WTF difference does it make how well they're educated or what income they have or what age they'll die at. I'm dating the person, not trying to find a prospective Senator. You must be a swell guy at parties.

    20. Re:Poignant. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      WTF difference does it make how well they're educated or what income they have

      Intelligent, successful people normally don't want to spend their lives with uneducated, unsuccessful people. Maybe that's not an issue for you.

      or what age they'll die at.

      If that's all the more you care about the people you date, why don't you just hire prostitutes?

      You must be a swell guy at parties.

      Better than you. You've already ruled out dating 75% of the women likely to be there because they aren't foul-smelling, yellow-toothed, gravel-voiced smokers.

    21. Re:Poignant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man... you're just so radical with your yellow teeth and fingers... your constant coughing and stale cigarette smell... and your uber-cool Denis Leary MP3s.

      I'll tell you what: Don't wait for the cancer, kill yourself now.

    22. Re:Poignant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg! what is wrong with you people...its not his father who died at 10, the guy who is building the machine was 10 when his father died of cancer!!! This is so sad.

    23. Re:Poignant. by Bongo · · Score: 1

      And like, dude, what if, like, the WHOLE UNIVERSE existed on the tip of some big cosmic bong? What if there's another universe on like, every molecule in our bong? Dude!

      I wasn't talking about "what if". I'm not tripping.

      Plain and simple, try to find the objective, self existance of Time, and you won't. All you will find is Change. And an ever-present changing Now does not imply a Timeline of past and future.

      No Timeline, no time travel.

    24. Re:Poignant. by rjw57 · · Score: 1
      I have no idea how physicists approach the question of the creation of a contrafactual timeline which removes its own motive for existing (if his father lived, then he wouldn't create the time machine, and thus etc. etc.) But I think this is more interesting, if tragic, as a story of a man who still misses his father than as a viable line of research.

      There are two popular approached. The so-called 'many worlds' interpretation comes from quantum mechanics and has been discussed here under the moniker 'parallel-universes'.

      However, this approach was somewhat forced onto the subject of 'time-travel' since people didn't like to think that they didn't have free will. A classic example would be going back in time to kill Hitler before WWII. Clearly you failed since he didn't die... period. You can use the fact that he didn't die to infer that something happened which made you fail. Simple.

      --
      Rich
    25. Re:Poignant. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      amen! I've had one clove cigaratte a day ( or less) for about 5 years. You got a problem? Don't do it....

  9. must be a nut... by doooras · · Score: 2

    If I thought I could build a time maching, I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone about it. I'd be using it for my own personal advantage, and maybe "for the good of mankind" after I have gone back to the 70's and bought a few thousand shares of Berkshire Hathaway stock.

    1. Re:must be a nut... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd use the timemachine to fuck lots of pretty young ladies

    2. Re:must be a nut... by danielrose · · Score: 1

      What if the event of you purchasing those shares triggered off an event where the company in fact went bankrupt and we all went without whatever the hell it is that they do?

      --
      i hate pansy republicans
    3. Re:must be a nut... by doooras · · Score: 2

      well, i guess i'll just have to back to a point shortly before i left to tell myself not to buy them.

    4. Re:must be a nut... by jag164 · · Score: 1

      maybe "for the good of mankind"

      What? Tell M$ to pump all their efforts and money into dot coms? Good call.

    5. Re:must be a nut... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A geek once, a geek forever. It is easier for you to stay in these times,
      and say you can't get laid because you are busy building the global IT
      infrastructure, than go back/forth, and still NOT get laid.

      So, when "Horg" and "Agelda" hump each other in the cave, you will be
      busy counting rocks and observing the stars.

      I personally enjoy coding for my palm, and watch simpsons, while my roomate
      humps dorm chicks.

      --

    6. Re:must be a nut... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From The Mask:
      This is incredible! Why, with these powers I could be a superhero! I could fight crime. Work for world peace.

      But first....

    7. Re:must be a nut... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      than go back/forth, and still NOT get laid.

      What, you didn't see Groundhog Day?

    8. Re:must be a nut... by Omar+Djabji · · Score: 1

      One of my friends once said, that if he had a time machine, he would go back in time to the day that he signed up for the compiler course at university and shoot himself in the head for being so stupid.

      I thought it was funny, paradoxes aside.

    9. Re:must be a nut... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you realise that "coding for my palm" sounds very much like a euphemism for masturbating... certainly in this context.

  10. any movie go-er already knows.... by slhack3r · · Score: 1

    it should be "uh-oh" instead of "uh-huh."

    things i learned from movies #429: don't screw with the past. period.

  11. He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by jcsehak · · Score: 2


    ...or a nut that's a little fruity. C'mon, any 15-year-old who daydreamed in math class knows that we will NEVER be able to send people back in time, for the simple reason that we'd have met them already.

    And what about the ethics of changing history?

    There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes


    Can we get Sen. Hollings on this?

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    c-hack.com |
    1. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by doooras · · Score: 2

      we will NEVER be able to send people back in time, for the simple reason that we'd have met them already.

      Maybe we have...

    2. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2
      C'mon, any 15-year-old who daydreamed in math class knows that we will NEVER be able to send people back in time, for the simple reason that we'd have met them already.

      Unless you subscribe to the theory that multiple parallel universes exist, in which case the time travelers wouldn't be traveling back to meet us, they would travel to a parallel universe. That way we wouldn't see them, and they couldn't affect their own past and cause nasty time paradoxes (paradoxen?).

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      main(c,r){for(r=32;r;) printf(++c>31?c=!r--,"\n":c<r?" ":~c&r?" `":" #");}
    3. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by ndogg · · Score: 1

      Except that that assumes that the time machine can go back in time before the time machine was invented. Current theories of physics allow time machines to only go back as far as the time the original time machine was invented. So, thus, we could never visit our complete past anyway.

      --
      // file: mice.h
      #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    4. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by bumski · · Score: 1
      There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes

      Can we get Sen. Hollings on this?

      More likely, there'd be time travel to control government laws. Perhaps we can get Sen. Holling with this.

    5. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by wickidpisa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      C'mon, any 15-year-old who daydreamed in math class knows that we will NEVER be able to send people back in time, for the simple reason that we'd have met them already.

      That is not true at all. We haven't met any time travelers because you can not send anything back to before the machine is built. To go back 10 years you need to run a time machine for at least 10 years. All that is happening is that it opens a wormhole to itself, you can not just open one to any time in the past. (This might sound like sci-fi BS, but this comes from actual scientists)

    6. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by SnakeEyes · · Score: 1

      "Unless you subscribe to the theory that multiple parallel universes exist, in which case the time travelers wouldn't be traveling back to meet us, they would travel to a parallel universe. That way we wouldn't see them, and they couldn't affect their own past and cause nasty time paradoxes"

      But it would be perfectly okay to go to alternate universes and completely alter their timelines and cause all sorts of nasty problems there?

      Your logic is similar to the logic that wants to colonize Mars to either export people there or use it as an interplanetary junk yard. As if it wasn't enough we're screwing up our own planet (and universe/dimension) we now have to muck up other planets and parallel universes as well!

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    7. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by doooras · · Score: 3, Informative

      like Gott. Great book. Superstrings and all...

    8. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in this theory of parallel universes, are some universes more equal than others? Is ours more "real" than others? Can there not be time travellers leaving other parallel universes and landing here? I've never heard of anyone even claiming to be from the future.

    9. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by krogoth · · Score: 2

      Ok, let's say you meet someone from the future tomorrow. Which newspaper can I expect this to be announced in? Anyone care to guess why this won't convince everyone that time travel will be invented?

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    10. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by jcsehak · · Score: 2


      But it would be perfectly okay to go to alternate universes and completely alter their timelines and cause all sorts of nasty problems there?

      I could be wrong, but I think that the whole multiple parallel universe thing assumes that you create a new one when you go back in time. So you're not screwing up the other timeline, because it has no future yet. But I always understood that to be dimensional travel, not time travel. It's just that the dimensions have their timelines shifted x years apart.

      cause nasty time paradoxes (paradoxen?)

      Ah, Brian Regan. Classic.I just posted this earlier tonight. What luck! Maybe /. should implement a multi-threaded(?) post for posting once to two different topics. Er, I gues that would be spam. Maybe not.

      *SNIKT*
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    11. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by Darby · · Score: 1

      But I always understood that to be dimensional travel, not time travel. It's just that the dimensions have their timelines shifted x years apart.

      Time *is* a dimension, hence travelling in time would be "dimensional" travel.

      Lots of bad sci fi screws up this distinction horribly. They use "dimension" to mean something like "parallel universe".

    12. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by SnakeEyes · · Score: 1

      Time *is* a dimension, hence travelling in time would be "dimensional" travelLots of bad sci fi screws up this distinction horribly. They use "dimension" to mean something like "parallel universe".


      But that's exactly what the theory of quantum mechanics teaches. Perhaps know it better as the concept of the "multiverse," that is, our universe is but one of many parallel multiverses, each operating in their own time frame and contexts.

      So, in this sense, the only way to actually "time travel" is to travel to a different multiverse, say, one in which it is currently 1986. You could then do whatever you wanted in the past without actually affecting *this* universe.

      Which also explains why we've never actually met time travellers.

      Or the few we have met get wrapped in straigh jackets and filed away in a nice cozy padded cell. ;)

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    13. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by ActiveSX · · Score: 0

      Yes, but how many 15 year olds daydreaming in math class subscribe to the theory that multiple parallel universes exist?

    14. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

      Unless you subscribe to the theory that multiple parallel universes exist, in which case the time travelers wouldn't be traveling back to meet us, they would travel to a parallel universe. That way we wouldn't see them, and they couldn't affect their own past and cause nasty time paradoxes (paradoxen?).

      you say we wouldnt see them, because we arent in one of these so called parallel universes. well how do you know? do people KNOW they are in one? what makes you think the one we are in right now isnt a parallel universe? what makes THIS one the REAL one? your kind of thinking is the same thing people did a few hundred years ago when it was accepted that the earth was the center of the solar system/universe and the sun circled it.

    15. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by luisdlc · · Score: 1

      Why everybody thinks that a future traveller will be THAT easy to spot? Do you really think that he/she will come out from a sphere of flashing lights, and will leave a hole in the ground? And if you want 'proofs' of people getting out of nowere, hey read that stuff that the men in blak used to read... jesus christ dude! you are all paying attention to the wrong movies!!!!

    16. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody EVER said that we are the real universe. They are all real, and they are all parallele. Ours included.

    17. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      If those scientists are like this guy, we should believe them?

      If you mean that time travel requires some sort of recieving device, this *might* be plausible. I want to be the first to coin them timegates. (Please, no posts pointing out how some crappy scifi novel beat me to it, I know someone has). But aren't these wormholes in existence, all around us, since the beginning of time, or what have you? As I understand it, we're all swimming through a sea of the invisible things... they just have to pick the right one, and force it macroscopic, so they can toss through stock tips wadded up in little paper wads. Note to future self: Remember to toss paper wads through, with stock market tips written on them.

    18. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2

      The idea is that the very act of traveling back in time creates some sort of divergence in the timeline that causes a parallel universe to be created for the time travelers. The way the theory works is that every time anything happens anywhere in the universe - say two subatomic particles interact - a number of parallel universes are created, at least one for each possible outcome of the interaction (due to quantum mechanics and the uncertainty principle, an infinite number of outcomes are actually possible). Or something like that. I've always thought that a neat side effect of this sort of theory was a resolution to time paradoxes. If the time travelers didn't really enter their own past, the paradoxes just go away. Note, however, that I am not endorsing or advocating the theory, I'm just informing people of its existence. I have no reason in particular to believe the theory is correct.

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    19. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by PhuCknuT · · Score: 2

      Maybe you need to catch one of the existing wormholes from both ends? What would happen if you grabbed one, stretched out the opening and stepped through, but the other end was still a microscopic virtual wormhole? I have no idea either, but everything I've read about wormhole theories requires a device at both ends.

    20. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      To go back 10 years you need to run a time machine for at least 10 years.

      He should have waited, like that Italian researcher , until he was far enough along before announcing.

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    21. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > Which also explains why we've never actually met time travellers.

      No it doesn't. Statistically, for every universe, there must be at least several that are spawned because of time travellers.

      Therefore, it's statistically unlikely we are one of the "pure" universes. Given billions of civilizations and billions of years, it's almost impossible.

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    22. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > Yes, but how many 15 year olds daydreaming in
      > math class subscribe to the theory that multiple
      > parallel universes exist?

      Well, if memory serves correctly, I daydreamed of the parallel universe where I was porking Debbie, and the other universe where I was porking the other Debbie, and the one where I was eating out Carolyn, and the other where I was French kissing the ass of Michelle, and the one where I was pounding on my Spanish teacher, and the one...

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    23. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by caryw · · Score: 1

      "Gott" is a German word that means "God."

      Faint irony, no?

      Just FYI :)

    24. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Of course, once you subscribe to that theory, you have to admit that, every second, a collection of subatomic particles organizes themself out of chaos and simply thinks they're a time traveller.

      Which is why I refuse to buy the multi-world inteperetation of QM. It's not just all those billions and billions of likely interactions, it also logically branches for those infinites of extremely unlikely interactions, including ones where the earth spontaniously becomes the center of the universe and inhabited by giant ants, and monkeys really do fly out of my butt.

      Or ones where, although time travel is actually 'impossible', we manage to build devices out of tree stumps, duct tape, and wax paper that, though sheer chance, work exactly like time machines every time we use them, where we disappear from the universe and a collection of subatomic particles at the time we tried to travel to arrange themselves into something that was identical to our state when we pushed the button.

      That's so fucking unlikely it sounds silly, but people don't realize how big infinity really is. ;)

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    25. Re:He's either a fruit that's a little nutty... by KatieL · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, he does seem rather more qualified than the average /.er

      He received a Franklin Institute award for his work on cosmology the same year Minsky got one for his work on cognition.

      I don't think he's your average tin-foil-hat wearer.

  12. laws for time travellers? who cares? by kraada · · Score: 1

    from the article:
    "If his idea pans out, won't there be a host of potential paradoxes, such as time travelers killing their parents and making it impossible for them to exist? No, he says, explaining that those travelers would continue to exist in a ''parallel universe.''
    And what about the ethics of changing history?
    There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes. "

    Now, if the fact that you go back in time doesn't affect people in this time, as we exist in a parallel universe, why should we care if someone goes back in time and screws things up? They're no longer in our world, and we continue along happily without them. Good riddance!
    I see no real reason to have any loyalty to versions of myself in alternate universes and alternate times . . . however, the problem is that someone could come into this universe from the future and screw things up. But then wouldn't he be governed under our laws?
    Also, if someone came back from the future in this world and somebody chased them, wouldn't they end up in different universes? Why would they end up in the same parallel universe?
    Basically, I see lots of really strange questions here . . . unfortunately we'll never really have any way to know the answers, because even if every time we send someone back they end up in the same universe as the person they were chasing, we still don't know that it's just a probability, and we've been lucky every time . . .
    Oh, the strangeness of time travel . . .

    1. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by naoursla · · Score: 1

      If every time someone time travels they end up in a parallel dimension then we every time traveller will disappear never to be seen again. We'll just assume that the device destroy them. It might be a great way to get rid of nuclear waste though.

    2. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Gangis · · Score: 1

      Please... Don't try to rationalize time paradoxes like this... It hurts my head. Oww...

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    3. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know if i kill all my possible other selves i could just get stronger and stronger. I'd be the one even. Then I could use cool lines like "I'm nobodies bitch!"

    4. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by $uperjay · · Score: 1
      It'd be the only way to avoid creating those tricky paradoxes, see.

      For this to work, you have to believe in the 'multiverse', a infinitely large collection of parallel universes that grows at an infinite rate, because whenever the state of the universe could be different, a new parallel universe spawns where it is different. For example, there's a universe where I forgot to brush my teeth this morning. An infinite number of them, actually. Even the simple flux of space that quantum mechanics dictates (the kind that makes Hawking radiation from black holes) would be enough to spawn parallel universes. So, when you go back in time, your leave your universe (because if you didn't, you'd have changed things so that you might not go into the past in the first place) and enter someone else's (who, coincidentally, is just like you). Of course, if you buy into these sorts of multiverse shenanigans, the anthropic principle easily explains away God, so there's a bit of a consequence to this easy way out of the time travel problems.

      And, of course, time travel is still breaking the laws of thermodynamics, which as we all know from Doom, will summon hellspawned chaos beastlings to wreak heck on us all. So don't do that.

      A good analogy that might help you wrap your mind around it is the plot of Chrono Cross, the sequel to Chrono Trigger. In Chrono Trigger, the heroes go and defeat a world-destroying monster called Lavos - except, this means that they wouldn't have had to go back in time in the first place, but a mind-bending paradox is averted by parellel universes popping up where they did, and some where they didn't go back in time. See? Simple. Well, maybe not. Fun game at least.

    5. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Kwirq · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Actually, you wouldn't be so much going back in time to another universe, as you would be spawning a new fork in the tree of all these diverging parallel universe. The "change" in this branch of universes, of course, would be your additional presence.

      This whole interpretation of time travel and the many worlds theory was used quite skillfully in the novel The Proteus Operation by James. P. Hogan in which an american team travels back (from a world where Nazi Germany controls most of the world) to foil Hitler's development of the A-bomb.

    6. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Aexia · · Score: 2

      I've always believed that if you traveled back in the past, you'd merely participate in it, not change it.

      Because simply existing in the past and displacing molecules around you would be enough to cause paradoxes, let alone killing your grandfather. So, unless paralell universes are created, you simply can't make any changes to the past. If you try to kill your grandfather, something will prevent you from doing.

    7. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by kraada · · Score: 1

      but in participating in something you alawys change it. you breathe in oxygen and breathe out CO2. you talk to people. you eat foot and excrete waste. all of these things build up to cause a different situation to exist. now if you're going to have an arbitrary "different enough" point, that's one thing, but that doesn't strike me as a good way of actually doing things . . .
      i see why you're saying what you do, but i just don't think it works . . .

    8. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      Sure he could travel into the future, even the past, but from what we know about physics and what this so called scientist should know, 2 versions of the same matter cannot occupy the same space.

      This means if he travels into the future he'll be slipped into a mirror universe, just like creating a fork.

      From what i know, time is change, we control change, and we control the future to some extent, but we control things as a mass conciousness,

      we can use our conciousness to predict future events and remember past events, and this allows us to have some control over the future.

      Someone who time travels, is essentially cheating, they cant effect our past or our future, instead by time traveling they create a seperate path for them, which is a mirror of our universe.

      So i believe anyone who time travels will never return, they will vanish out of our exsistance and enter into another.

      No one or aliens from the future can ever come to this universe because there are INFINITE parrallel universes, time traveling just creates a new onee.

      Basically, anything that can happen, is happening,
      anything imaginable, has happened and will happen, maybe not for a hundred trillion years in our universe, but eventually.

      And in some universes its happening now.

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    9. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't buy this spawning idea, it's preposterous. You'd be creating, in effect, an entire universe each time a fork occurred and I can't bring myself to believe that this could happen without a massive expenditure of energy. A much more plausible scenario is one based on the cosmologies in which underlying reality is actually a kind of configuration space. Some of these, such as the modified version suggested by Julian Barbour, allow for all possible histories to co-exist and even overlap. Nothing needs to be created or spawned because it's all already there to start with. In Barbour's model, each point in configuration space represents one complete instantaneous spatial configuration of all the universe's matter. A history is picked out by choosing a trajectory through any set of adjacent points. Thus, any point in this configuration space will simultaneously belong to any number of histories and all possible histories are all equally represented. The probability of any given configuration determines the density of world lines passing through it.

    10. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm, i wonder if all the natural oil and gas reserves were just the buried excrements of zillions of visitors of the "visit the beginning of life" time-trip.

    11. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      My favorite, is one of his short stories, where they send someone back to assasinate Hitler. The time traveler arrives, only to be caught by the SS, as "one more of those damn time travelers". Seems everyone attempts the same thing. So Hitler being the nice guy that he is, decides to convince them that he's not a bad guy at all, just trying to rebuild his nation, and play nice. Time traveler doesn't buy it, grabs an SS pistol, and blows his head off. The Nazi's are in panic, what do we do, what do we do... "We must bring in his double, even if the guy is a little bit nuts, we can't let the world know Hitler is dead, or all will be ruined!". The end.

      Don't let this fool you. Hogan kicks ass for hardcore non-Star Trek ("oh no we must defibrilate the iso-crapulaton ray fields, or we'll fall into iso-metatonic instability!") scifi.

      Thrice Upon a Time. (good one)
      The Giants series (though it isn't realized as time travel until the 4th book, or was it 5th?)
      Someone help me fill in the blanks here, he's had several more.

      Looks like I'll have to get the Proteus Op, never read that one... hope it's as good as the others.

    12. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      It has been pointed out that proposing the creation of a parallel universe at every possible measurement position every single time any two quantum-particles interact (think countless 10**2340980234... positions, per particle interaction per moment in time) is the ultimate violation of Occam's Razor.

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    13. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And five minutes before we turn the machine on to dump all our nuclear waste five minutes into the past, when they will end up in an alternate dimension, some complete asshole in another dimension dumps a ton of nuclear waste on us. ;)

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    14. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by IronChef · · Score: 2

      There is a FANTASTIC time travel story by Poul Anderson that I bust out and read about once every 6-9 months. Amazingly I forget the title, but it is in the "Past Times" anthology. The story is basically this:

      - Guy invents time machine.
      - Guy sends automated probe ahead about 100 years. It doesn't come back.
      - Guy bravely hops into his full-sized model to check it out. Probe is not there. Hometown all different... house burned down, etc.
      - Guy starts going backwards in 10 year steps. He finds the probe with its batteries dead.
      - Guy learns a surprising physical law: you can't go BACKWARDS in time more than about 30 years... the energy required starts to rise to infinity. Uh oh.
      - With nothing else to do, guy goes on ahead -- maybe someone in the future will know how to help him.
      - Won't give away the end, but he goes forward hundreds, thousands, millions, BILLIONS of years... stopping now and then... trying to get help... learns it isn't possible to go back... gets caught up in all kinds of things...

      The whole story is highly improbable, especially the ending, but REALLY neat.

      PS Hogan does indeed rule like few other authors!

    15. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Aexia · · Score: 2

      I understand what you mean but I think you misunderstand me.

      What I'm saying is that perhaps, if you travel back into the past, you were, for lack of a better word, *meant* to go back and do whatever you end up doing. History are you see could not have happened if you didn't travel back into time and interact with things as you did/will/are.

      By participate, I mean, you aren't making "changes"... you're just acting in history as you were always destined/meant/fated/etc to be.

    16. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by kraada · · Score: 1

      ah, i see. however, i have this belief in free will, which is incompatible with your idea. your beliefs are completely valid, then, there's just no free will . . .
      no offense, but i like being able to actually choose to do things on my own . . . anything else makes the universe seem kind of moot

    17. Re:laws for time travellers? who cares? by Aexia · · Score: 2

      I don't believe in free will. However, since we are only able to travel forward in time at the "normal" pace, we experience an illusion of free will that is indistinguishable from the real thing.

      As long as you have no knowledge of the future(from your current position in time), as far as you are concerned, you have "free will".

  13. Aww... Damnit!! by KanSer · · Score: 1

    I thought Flux Capacitor was one of those fake science fiction things so I sold mine in that yard sale last spring... ARG!! Hmm... plutonium you say? Well... my atom poster says I can bombard U238 with neutrons and get U239 which gives me Neptunium 239 pretty fast and that changes to plutonium... woo! Now wherethe fuck do I get my particle accelerator and 12 pounds of 238. MOOOOOM!

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  14. And.... by ProofOfConcept · · Score: 1

    I plan on building a machine that travels faster than the speed of light. I'm not going to provide any proof, but you'll have to trust me on this one. Expect a mock-up sometime this winter.

    1. Re:And.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You can go faster than the speed of light.

    2. Re:And.... by cliche · · Score: 1

      theres been things that have gone faster then the speed of light.

    3. Re:And.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Photons, for example, can go faster than light.

      No, that's not a joke, at any point in time, some photons in a beam of light will have moved slightly faster than C. And some will have moved slower.

      Light only averages C.

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    4. Re:And.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Untrue. The speed of any photon in vacuum is always c.

    5. Re:And.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      True, and false. All photons, by defination, travel at C. However, nothing in quantum physics does anything 'by defination'. All photons have a velocity of C, if you measure them at the start and the end of a trip. However, that's completely impossible due to the Uncertainity Principle.

      In the 'real world', when you measure the location of a photon, there is a slight chance it will have gotten where it is at a velocity that exceeded C, and a slight chance that it will have been lower than C, because all particles, including photons, are 'smeared' out in space, including the direction they're travelling in, and thus, when you measure them, you get a finite chance of measuring them going faster or slower than 'light'.

      When you measure the position of the leading edge of a light wave, you can discover that it's gone 'too far' for the amount of time it's been travelling. And hence some photons are travelling faster than light, as measuring the position of the light way involves decoherent some photons, ones that have 'magically' travelled at 1.000001C, along with some that have magically travelled at .99999C.

      And, yes, I know that doesn't make any sense. But I don't make the rules.

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    6. Re:And.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're still wrong. Even in quantum field theory, photons always travel at exactly c. It is their momentum (the observable conjugate to position) that is uncertain, not velocity.

    7. Re:And.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I didn't say the velocity was more than c, I said they travelled a distance in an amount of time that was greater than it could have been if their velocity was c. And, yes, I am aware that is the defination of velocity. (Erm, speed. Whatever.)

      Think about it. If you measure their momentum exactly (easy enough to do, you just figure out their frequency, you can do it with a prism), you've lost their position. If you've lost their position, then there is the chance that, when you measure it again, you'll end up with it being a slightly farther than it should be forward along its tragectory.

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  15. He is a nut by njdj · · Score: 1

    Most physicists who are not nuts believe that traveling backwards in time is logically impossible. For example, someone could travel back to a time before he was conceived, and murder his parents.

    1. Re:He is a nut by crayz · · Score: 2

      Everyone is making the same point, and it was addressed in the article. He basically believes that every time you moved back in time it would create a "branch" so to speak, that would continue on in the altered way. It would be impossible to affect your own timeline.

      It'd sorta be like if you had a game of Civilization that you'd saved every 100 years from 100 A.D to 2000 A.D. Then you went back to 500 A.D. and made different choices and again saved every 100 years. The stuff from 100-500 would be unchanged, and there would be two separate histories from 500-2000. You could repeat this indefinitely, making branches off the branches and so forth.

    2. Re:He is a nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also I believe that the theory of relativity states that you could only travel back in time to where the time machine was created. So create it wait 5 minutes, and travel back only 5 minutes... Whoo!

    3. Re:He is a nut by njdj · · Score: 1

      Everyone is making the same point, and it was addressed in the article. He basically believes that every time you moved back in time it would create a "branch" so to speak, that would continue on in the altered way.
      This does not address the point at all. Suppose you travel backwards in time, and murder your parents before you were conceived. If this creates a "branch", starting from the moment of the murder, in which you never existed, what is the answer, in that branch, to the question: "who killed that man and woman"?

    4. Re:He is a nut by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      The answer is "some guy who appeared out of nowhere and looked like what their kid *would have* looked like if they had had kids (in thst branch)".

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    5. Re:He is a nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who told you the universe was logical?

    6. Re:He is a nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or....the new branch would start from the moment the angry child appeared out of nowhere.
      Thus giving u the normal "branch" where everything goes according to plan and the other branch where the angry child appears out of nowhere and kills his parents; but that kids parents still do technically exist in the inital unaltered branch.

  16. Is it just me... by Moonwick · · Score: 1

    ...or is michael completely incapable of not adding his own stubborn bias at the end of every article he posts?

    For once can't you refrain from adding your idiotic opinion at the end of everything?

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by cetan · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Without that, michael is just a two-bit hack with nothing to contribute.

      Oh wait...

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    2. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >For once can't you refrain from adding your idiotic opinion at the end of everything?


      Actually, I do it just to annoy you. Buttboy.

  17. Re:Well... by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

    That's just it.

    If time travel is possible, where are all the time travellers?

  18. Assuming he does accomplish this feat... by MarcoJROM · · Score: 1

    So if he actually does manage to travel to the past, what happens to us? Do we just STOP!?
    Or does everything continue as normal except for one missing professor of physics?
    And if so, does his going back in time create an alternate time coexisting with our time but using the same space?

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  19. Why there will never be a time machine by D_Gr8_BoB · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Say someone in the future develops a time machine using some newly discovered way of exploiting a loophole in the laws of physics. Such a machine would almost certainly be used to travel into the past. And yet in the present, no time travelers from the future have been observed.

    I have much more faith in the possibility that a time machine is impossible to construct than the possibility that all time travelers in the future will be so careful that no one will notice them.

    1. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Wheaty18 · · Score: 1

      Just to play devils advocate, why not? I'm sure that people travelling back through time would understand the implications if they messed up the timeline in any way.

    2. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by maelstrom · · Score: 2

      What do you think UFOs are? ;)

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    3. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Cogos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That at least is covered by the reference to parallel timelines. From our timeline, we'll call it Alpha, time travel would seem like a quick trip to oblivion. A time traveller in Alpha steps into the circle of light or whatever and dissapears. No one from timeline Alpha will ever see him or her again. Of course in timeline Beta someone just appeared out of nowhere and they have plenty of reason to believe time travel is possible. Except that from their point of view their time machine will work the same way. You step in and disappear.

      In fact thinking about it if this view of time travel is true and workable it would almost seem like a wacked out cult. A person appears and claims to be from the future. They either have schematics for a time machine or they inspire development of one. (We'll ignore they likely outcome that any visitor from the future is locked up with all the Thorazine they'll ever want for the purpose of this discussion). When the machine is built it can't be proven to work. The best evidence any timeline will ever have is one visitor. Would you trust the word of a possible nut ball and step into something that makes matter disappear? I think only borderline psychotics would be nervy enough to do so. Which suggests that the time traveller would be kind of kooky to begin with.

    4. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by doooras · · Score: 2

      weather balloons.

    5. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Cogos · · Score: 1

      On further thought I'm wrong. There is no reason a timeline with one time traveller couldn't have more. They would just be from the future of the timeline created by the arrival of the first time traveller.

    6. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And yet in the present, no time travelers from the future have been observed."

      i have one word for you... jesus the time travelling hippie, wait thats more than one word n/m

    7. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by visualight · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe it's because everytime they go back in time the Earth isn't there anymore and they die a horrible death in space.

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    8. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      What do you think UFOs are?

      If we knew that then they'd be plain old FOs.

    9. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone from the future want to come back here? This time sucks.

    10. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by mgv · · Score: 2

      A time traveller in Alpha steps into the circle of light or whatever and dissapears. No one from timeline Alpha will ever see him or her again. Of course in timeline Beta someone just appeared out of nowhere and they have plenty of reason to believe time travel is possible

      Alot of people have posted on this sort of theme. I just don't get it - to continue the above thread, what is to stop someone from Beta time travelling back to Alpha? Or is the implication that Beta (and Gamma, Delta, etc...) are all different from Alpha? If this is what time travel would be about, it presupposes that we are living in the one and only parallel universe that can't be jumped back into. Doesn't quite ring true to me.

      Michael

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    11. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Fweeky · · Score: 2
      > Alot of people have posted on this sort of theme.
      > I just don't get it - to continue the above
      > thread, what is to stop someone from Beta time
      > travelling back to Alpha? Or is the implication
      > that Beta (and Gamma, Delta, etc...) are all
      > different from Alpha?

      Yes.
      --A----------B
      B is the point at which you originate on the timeline, A is your target. Except, by traveling to it, you're altering history (even just by displacing some air or bouncing into a hydrogen atom.. and, of course, actually being there in the first place :). This means you're no longer in *your* timeline, but you've split off a seperate one from that point:
      _________B'
      /
      --A----------B
      If you were to travel forward back to B, you'd actually end up at B'; where in the past you appeared and started altering things. Of course, if you didn't do anything, B' may be utterly identical to B as far as you can tell.
    12. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet in the present, no time travelers from the future have been observed.

      Of course, any change in the timeline is only visible to space travelers. For you, there's only one timeline, but you'll never know whether it is the original one or a modified one.

    13. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by mgv · · Score: 2

      If you were to travel forward back to B, you'd actually end up at B'

      But how do we know that we aren't at B' already? Seriously, how can you say that you cant get there from here, you end up somewhere else. Couldn't we be in that somewhere else? All the posts seem to assume that you couldn't time travel because you cant get there from here, you just get somewhere similar. But what if the universe we live in has people just appear in it (with the right technology, presumably) from another time. Doesn't this defeat the whole argument above that we wont see time travel because people will just disappear off to somewhere else? Like it couldn't happen to us? What is so special about our current frame of reference?

      Michael

      Michael

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    14. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Fweeky · · Score: 2

      The current frame of reference represents a place high up on the curve of probability; having people appear out of thin air is going to be on a much lower end of the curve, since every place and time isn't going to have time travelers, they'll be hugely spread out across space, time and dimensions.

      It's quite possibe that someone from the future will appear out of nowhere, announce himself, and make the universe fork() us off into a different direction; but it's much more likely it WON'T happen; we tend to remain on a "default" higher probability fork, which also happens to lack flying sheep, nearby aliens and key cracking contests that always find the key after exhausting < 1% of the keyspace.

      I don't necessarily subscribe to these ideas, btw :)

    15. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by esonik · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to note that the parallel universe idea replaces the irreversible flow of time with an irreversible fork off into a new instance of the universe. Apparently to keep the causality principle (a principle suggested by observation) a certain irreversiblity is necessary.

    16. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by cmmwhodi · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone to want to travel back to this time?

    17. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      I have much more faith in the possibility that a time machine is impossible to construct than the possibility that all time travelers in the future will be so careful that no one will notice them.

      What if time machines can only go forward in time?

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    18. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      They are 'unidentified flying saucers', of course.

      Why, what did you think they were?

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    19. Re:Why there will never be a time machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OR...

      no one develops a time machine and travels to the past because everyone believes it is logically impossible.

      Everyone arguing that things are logically impossible reminds me of Xeno's paradox: It's impossible to walk between two points because before you can get to point b, you must first cross half the distance. Before you can get to the midpoint, you must first get to the quarter point. Etc.

      Even if he doesn't invent a time machine, it will be interesting to see if he discovers any interesting unexpected results which may provide other questions for physicists.

  20. != Movie by Wheaty18 · · Score: 1

    As long as his experiments don't turn out to be as disastrous as the recent movie....

  21. sigh... by coene · · Score: 1

    If his idea pans out, won't there be a host of potential paradoxes, such as time travelers killing their parents and making it impossible for them to exist? No, he says, explaining that those travelers would continue to exist in a ''parallel universe.''

    I'm not sure about anyone else, but him answering a valid question with "Parallel Universe" doesent really put me at ease about the vadility of the whole thing. Whats it worth living in a parallel universe anyways, if I cant smell it or rub it against the wall, i dont want it!

  22. Old news, more info below by sjwt · · Score: 1, Informative


    ----- Original Message -----
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    Subject: Time Twister (Forwarded)

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    > EMBARGOED FOR RELEASE: May 16, 2001, 14:00 EDT US
    >
    > Time Twister
    >
    > Before your children are born, their children could turn up at your door.
    > Michael Brooks discovers how to turn the future into the past
    >
    > RONALD MALLETT thinks he has found a practical way to make a time machine.
    > Mallett isn't mad. None of the known laws of physics forbids time travel,
    > and in theory, shunting matter back and forth through time shouldn't be that
    > difficult.
    >
    > The catch usually comes when you try to make it work in practice. Remember
    > wormholes, those clever little tunnels in space and time that can supposedly
    > be used to travel from one moment to another? On paper, they're a perfectly
    > respectable way to travel back in time. Trouble is, you need a supply of
    > exotic "negative energy" matter to prise your wormhole open.
    >
    > But Mallett, a professor of theoretical physics at Connecticut University,
    > believes he has found a route to the past that uses something much more down
    > to earth: light. Mallett has worked out that a circulating beam of light,
    > slowed to a snail's pace, just might be the vital ingredient for time travel.
    > Not only is the technology within our grasp, Mallett has teamed up with
    > other scientists at Connecticut to work towards building it. "With this
    > device," he says, "time travel may become a practical possibility."
    >
    > It may be hard for us to climb into Mallett's time machine, as slowing light
    > down requires temperatures close to absolute zero. But future, advanced
    > civilisations might work out a way to do it. And they might even come back
    > to tell us how. If it works in the way Mallett believes it might, his device
    > would provide time travellers from the future with their first gateway into
    > our history.
    >
    > Mallett began his journey into the past when he was just ten years old. In
    > 1955, his father died of a heart attack. "For me, the sun rose and set on
    > him. It completely devastated me," Mallett says. But then he came across
    > The Time Machine by H. G. Wells. Even as a child, Mallett knew his father
    > hadn't taken care of himself. Drinking and heavy smoking took a toll on
    > his weak heart, and it gave out at the age of 33. "My notion was that if
    > I could build a time machine, I might be able to warn him about what was
    > going to happen," Mallett says. "That became my guiding light."
    >
    > What started as a childish notion grew into a passionate investigation of
    > everything ever written about time travel. When Mallett studied the work
    > of Einstein -- who died in the same year as his father -- he realised that
    > Wells's novel was right on track: time travel is, in theory at least,
    > achievable.
    >
    > Einstein himself found the notion upsetting, but he had only himself to
    > blame. He showed that the effect we call gravity is a bending of space and
    > time. Anything that has mass or energy distorts the space and the passage
    > of time in its vicinity, a bit like the way the surface of a soft couch is
    > distorted when someone sits on it. Solving Einstein's gravitational field
    > equations tells you just how space-time is distorted by mass and energy.
    >
    > A lump of matter stretches space and time. So, for example, clocks run
    > slower in the gravitational field close to Earth than they do far out in
    > space. And if you set a massive lump spinning, it begins to whip space and
    > time around after it, like a rotating teaspoon dragging the foam on a cup
    > of coffee. The denser and faster-moving the matter, the more strongly it
    > distorts space-time.
    >
    > Take this idea far enough, and you find that time can be twisted so much
    > that instead of running in an infinite line from past to future, it is
    > bent into a ring. Follow this loop around, and you return to a particular
    > moment, just as a walk around the block brings you back to your front door.
    >
    > Theoreticians have found some solutions to Einstein's equations that include
    > these "closed time-like loops" -- physicists' jargon for a time machine. The
    > first to do so was the Austrian-born mathematician Kurt Gsdel, in 1949, but
    > unfortunately his solution required the whole Universe to be rotating --
    > which it's not. Decades later Kip Thorne of Caltech came up with the idea
    > of using wormholes, which link different regions of warped space-time, to
    > provide such loops. Other loops can be made by infinitely long, spinning
    > cylinders -- somewhat hard to come by -- or fast-moving cosmic strings. In
    > the early Universe, these ultra-dense strands of matter may have been as
    > common as dirt, but alas, no longer.
    >
    > Mallett's idea of using light is much less outlandish. "People forget that
    > light, even though it has no mass, causes space to bend," he says. Light
    > that has been reflected or refracted to follow a circular path has
    > particularly strange effects. Last year, Mallett published a paper
    > describing how a circulating beam of laser light would create a vortex in
    > space within its circle (Physics Letters A, vol 269, p 214). Then he had a
    > eureka moment. "I realised that time, as well as space, might be twisted by
    > circulating light beams," Mallett says.
    >
    > To twist time into a loop, Mallett worked out that he would have to add
    > a second light beam, circulating in the opposite direction. Then if you
    > increase the intensity of the light enough, space and time swap roles:
    > inside the circulating light beam, time runs round and round, while what
    > to an outsider looks like time becomes like an ordinary dimension of space.
    > A person walking along in the right direction could actually be walking
    > backwards in time -- as measured outside the circle. So after walking for a
    > while, you could leave the circle and meet yourself before you have entered
    > it (see Diagram, http://www.newscientist.com/ns_images/2291/22911F3 . PG).
    >
    > The energy needed to twist time into a loop is enormous, however. Perhaps
    > this wouldn't be a practical time machine after all? But when Mallett took
    > another look at his solutions, he saw that the effect of circulating light
    > depends on its velocity: the slower the light, the stronger the distortion
    > in space-time. Though it seems counter-intuitive, light gains inertia as
    > it is slowed down. "Increasing its inertia increases its energy, and this
    > increases the effect," Mallett says. As luck would have it, slowing light
    > down has just become a practical possibility. Lene Hau of Harvard University
    > has slowed light from the usual 300,000 kilometres per second to just a few
    > metres per second -- and even to a standstill (New Scientist, 27 January,
    > p 4). "Prior to this, I wouldn't have thought time travel this way was a
    > practical possibility," Mallett says. "But the slow light opens up a domain
    > we just haven't had before."
    >
    > To slow light down, Hau uses an ultra-cold bath of atoms known as a
    > Bose-Einstein condensate. "All you need is to have the light circulate in
    > one of these media," Mallett says. "It's a technological problem. I'm not
    > saying it's easy, but we're not talking about exotic technology here; we're
    > not talking about creating wormholes in space."
    >
    > Mallett has already caught the interest of his head of department, William
    > Stwalley, who leads a group of cold-atom researchers. Their first experiment
    > will be designed only to observe the twisting of space, by looking for its
    > effect on the spin of a particle trapped in the light circle. If they can
    > then add a second beam, Mallett believes evidence of time travel will
    > eventually appear. He's not sure how time travel would manifest itself.
    > Perhaps what starts out as a single trapped particle would acquire a
    > partner -- the particle visiting itself from the future.
    >
    > Stwalley is more interested in the practical challenges of the experiment,
    > and remains sceptical about possibilities of time travel. "A time machine
    > certainly seems like a distant improbability at best," he says.
    >
    > Last month, Mallett gave his first talk on the idea at the University of
    > Michigan at the invitation of astrophysicist Fred Adams, who accepts that
    > the theoretical side of Mallett's work stands up to scrutiny. "The reception
    > was cautious and sceptical," Adams admits. "But there were no holes punched
    > in it, either. The solution is probably valid."
    >
    > But even Adams isn't convinced that the experiment will work. That's hardly
    > surprising, as time travel raises disturbing questions. Could you go back
    > and murder your grandparents, making your birth impossible? There may be
    > ways out of this problem (see "Paradox lost" [below]), but most physicists
    > think that any attempt to mess with history should be impossible. The
    > Cambridge astrophysicist Stephen Hawking calls this the "chronology
    > protection conjecture".
    >
    > The general theory of relativity, which Mallett used to work out his theory
    > of time travel, does not take account of quantum mechanics. Could this be
    > the crucial omission that means time machines won't work in the real
    > Universe? Hawking and Thorne say that any time machine would magnify quantum
    > fluctuations in the electromagnetic field, and destroy itself with a beam
    > of intense radiation. But to know for sure, we need a theory of quantum
    > gravity -- a theory that merges quantum theory with relativity.
    >
    > Even Mallett doesn't claim that time travel is definitely within reach.
    > "Whether it will do what I predict is something that one will only know by
    > performing the actual experiment," he says. Then there's the problem of
    > getting on and off the loop of time without destroying it -- or yourself.
    > "I really don't know whether you could use this in the sense of H. G.
    > Wells's time machine," says Mallett.
    >
    > But who knows? In a few years, we may have entered an era when time travel
    > is possible, and all kinds of strange people, things and situations from
    > the future might come to visit. One thing seems certain, though. Even if
    > the Connecticut time machine works, it won't be taking any Yankees back to
    > the court of King Arthur. Mallett's circle of light won't allow anyone to
    > travel back beyond the point where time first formed a closed loop. So it
    > will be impossible to go back to a time before it was set up. "A later
    > person could only travel back to the time when the machine is turned on,"
    > Mallett says. This may explain why we have never been overrun by visitors
    > from the future. It also means that although Mallett might change the
    > Universe, he won't ever achieve his childhood dream. Mallet's father will
    > remain forever beyond his reach.
    >
    >
    > Paradox lost
    >
    > Time travel is littered with paradoxes. The most notorious is the idea of
    > travelling back to the time before your parents were born and killing your
    > grandparents, making it impossible that you would ever exist. And if you
    > didn't exist, you wouldn't be able to travel back, so you wouldn't kill
    > your grandparents, so you would be born after all ... Any influence on the
    > past can lead to self-contradictory logical loops like this.
    >
    > People have dreamed up ways to try to break out of the loop. One is the
    > "consistent histories" approach, which says that you must be somehow
    > forbidden from doing anything that would change the past. However hard you
    > try, something will stop your killing spree. But this is uncomfortably
    > deterministic. In a universe with time travel, should everything be
    > predetermined?
    >
    > Another way out is the "alternative histories" hypothesis. In this idea,
    > you go back to a different history from the one you left. You are free
    > to do anything in this alternate version of history -- killing your
    > grandparents included. It won't change anything in the history where you
    > originated.
    >
    > This has parallels in the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics,
    > an explanation of how the bizarre quantum laws allow unobserved particles
    > such as atoms and electrons to be in two places at once. Every time an
    > observation forces them to choose one position or another, a new universe
    > is created -- one where they took one position, one where they took the
    > other. So perhaps a time machine would take you into a parallel universe.
    >
    > ###
    >
    > Michael Brooks is a Features Editor at New Scientist
    >
    > New Scientist issue: 19 May 2001
    >
    > PLEASE MENTION NEW SCIENTIST AS THE SOURCE OF THIS STORY AND, IF PUBLISHING
    > ONLINE, PLEASE CARRY A HYPERLINK TO: http://www.newscientist.com
    >
    >
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    1. Re:Old news, more info below by sjwt · · Score: 0

      > a second light beam, circulating in the opposite direction. Then if you
      > increase the intensity of the light enough, space and time swap roles:
      > inside the circulating light beam, time runs round and round, while what
      > to an outsider looks like time becomes like an ordinary dimension of space.
      > A person walking along in the right direction could actually be walking
      > backwards in time -- as measured outside the circle. So after walking for a
      > while, you could leave the circle and meet yourself before you have entered
      > it (see Diagram, http://www.newscientist.com/ns_images/2291/22911F3 . PG).
      >
      > The energy needed to twist time into a loop is enormous, however. Perhaps
      > this wouldn't be a practical time machine after all? But when Mallett took
      > another look at his solutions, he saw that the effect of circulating light
      > depends on its velocity: the slower the light, the stronger the distortion
      > in space-time. Though it seems counter-intuitive, light gains inertia as
      > it is slowed down. "Increasing its inertia increases its energy, and this
      > increases the effect," Mallett says. As luck would have it, slowing light
      > down has just become a practical possibility. Lene Hau of Harvard University
      > has slowed light from the usual 300,000 kilometres per second to just a few
      > metres per second -- and even to a standstill (New Scientist, 27 January,
      > p 4). "Prior to this, I wouldn't have thought time travel this way was a
      > practical possibility," Mallett says. "But the slow light opens up a domain
      > we just haven't had before."
      >
      > To slow light down, Hau uses an ultra-cold bath of atoms known as a
      > Bose-Einstein condensate. "All you need is to have the light circulate in
      > one of these media," Mallett says. "It's a technological problem. I'm not
      > saying it's easy, but we're not talking about exotic technology here; we're
      > not talking about creating wormholes in space."
      >
      > Mallett has already caught the interest of his head of department, William
      > Stwalley, who leads a group of cold-atom researchers. Their first experiment
      > will be designed only to observe the twisting of space, by looking for its
      > effect on the spin of a particle trapped in the light circle. If they can
      > then add a second beam, Mallett believes evidence of time travel will
      > eventually appear. He's not sure how time travel would manifest itself.
      > Perhaps what starts out as a single trapped particle would acquire a
      > partner -- the particle visiting itself from the future.
      >
      > Stwalley is more interested in the practical challenges of the experiment,
      > and remains sceptical about possibilities of time travel. "A time machine
      > certainly seems like a distant improbability at best," he says.
      >
      > Last month, Mallett gave his first talk on the idea at the University of
      > Michigan at the invitation of astrophysicist Fred Adams, who accepts that
      > the theoretical side of Mallett's work stands up to scrutiny. "The reception
      > was cautious and sceptical," Adams admits. "But there were no holes punched
      > in it, either. The solution is probably valid."
      >
      > But even Adams isn't convinced that the experiment will work. That's hardly
      > surprising, as time travel raises disturbing questions. Could you go back
      > and murder your grandparents, making your birth impossible? There may be
      > ways out of this problem (see "Paradox lost" [below]), but most physicists
      > think that any attempt to mess with history should be impossible. The
      > Cambridge astrophysicist Stephen Hawking calls this the "chronology
      > protection conjecture".
      >
      > The general theory of relativity, which Mallett used to work out his theory
      > of time travel, does not take account of quantum mechanics. Could this be
      > the crucial omission that means time machines won't work in the real
      > Universe? Hawking and Thorne say that any time machine would magnify quantum
      > fluctuations in the electromagnetic field, and destroy itself with a beam
      > of intense radiation. But to know for sure, we need a theory of quantum
      > gravity -- a theory that merges quantum theory with relativity.
      >
      > Even Mallett doesn't claim that time travel is definitely within reach.
      > "Whether it will do what I predict is something that one will only know by
      > performing the actual experiment," he says. Then there's the problem of
      > getting on and off the loop of time without destroying it -- or yourself.
      > "I really don't know whether you could use this in the sense of H. G.
      > Wells's time machine," says Mallett.
      >
      > But who knows? In a few years, we may have entered an era when time travel
      > is possible, and all kinds of strange people, things and situations from
      > the future might come to visit. One thing seems certain, though. Even if
      > the Connecticut time machine works, it won't be taking any Yankees back to
      > the court of King Arthur. Mallett's circle of light won't allow anyone to
      > travel back beyond the point where time first formed a closed loop. So it
      > will be impossible to go back to a time before it was set up. "A later
      > person could only travel back to the time when the machine is turned on,"
      > Mallett says. This may explain why we have never been overrun by visitors
      > from the future. It also means that although Mallett might change the
      > Universe, he won't ever achieve his childhood dream. Mallet's father will
      > remain forever beyond his reach.
      >
      >
      > Paradox lost
      >
      > Time travel is littered with paradoxes. The most notorious is the idea of
      > travelling back to the time before your parents were born and killing your
      > grandparents, making it impossible that you would ever exist. And if you
      > didn't exist, you wouldn't be able to travel back, so you wouldn't kill
      > your grandparents, so you would be born after all ... Any influence on the
      > past can lead to self-contradictory logical loops like this.
      >
      > People have dreamed up ways to try to break out of the loop. One is the
      > "consistent histories" approach, which says that you must be somehow
      > forbidden from doing anything that would change the past. However hard you
      > try, something will stop your killing spree. But this is uncomfortably
      > deterministic. In a universe with time travel, should everything be
      > predetermined?
      >
      > Another way out is the "alternative histories" hypothesis. In this idea,
      > you go back to a different history from the one you left. You are free
      > to do anything in this alternate version of history -- killing your
      > grandparents included. It won't change anything in the history where you
      > originated.
      >
      > This has parallels in the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics,
      > an explanation of how the bizarre quantum laws allow unobserved particles
      > such as atoms and electrons to be in two places at once. Every time an
      > observation forces them to choose one position or another, a new universe
      > is created -- one where they took one position, one where they took the
      > other. So perhaps a time machine would take you into a parallel universe.
      >
      > ###
      >
      > Michael Brooks is a Features Editor at New Scientist
      >
      > New Scientist issue: 19 May 2001
      >
      > PLEASE MENTION NEW SCIENTIST AS THE SOURCE OF THIS STORY AND, IF PUBLISHING
      > ONLINE, PLEASE CARRY A HYPERLINK TO: http://www.newscientist.com
      >
      >
      > --
      > Andrew Yee
      > ayee@nova.astro.utoronto.ca
      >
      >

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  23. Re:First by danielrose · · Score: 1

    Wow, that is a weird thought! Trippy..

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  24. I really don't think time travel is possible by JPriest · · Score: 2

    So I'll believe it when I see it. If he is correct then we'll all be readinig about it next fall then. Thats settled then, I'll go back to what I was doing..er, will go do what I'm about to be doing rather.

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  25. It's true, I swear it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy's story is true! I know this, because, in the future, time travel becomes commonplace. He actually travelled back in time to thwart the WTC bombings. This really pissed off Osama so he got hold of one of these devices and travelled forward in time to assasinate the good doctor before he had a chance to make his trip. Which negated the good doctor's travel back through time which allowed the WTC bombings to go ahead as planned.

    Enough paradoxes for you? Don't worry, the government won't allow this research to continue, because this device is a tool of terror.

  26. time travel by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    still not possible, since we still havent had any visitors from the future yet??

    oh wait, is the present really the present...

    1. Re:Time Travel by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      I suspect, based only on absolutely nothing, that only forward time travel is possible.

      It's not based on nothing, it's based on all available evidence. Good call, what you "suspect" happens to be true.

      I think it may be possible to go forward in time at an accelerated rate (time goes slower for you) or to slow down time (time goes faster for you), maybe to a complete stop.

      Yes, that's called the theory of relativity. To stop time, you have to accelerate to the speed of light, which for any massful object would require all the energy in the universe.

      After all, as you speed up, you gain mass, so it becomes a law of diminishing returns. The thrust to get from .99c to 1.0c would be infinite, as would your mass at that point. It's not possible.

      Relativity is very simple. As you go faster:

      * you gain mass.
      * your time slows down.
      * you get shorter in the direction of travel.

      Strange? Read about it.

    2. Re:Time Travel by fireklar · · Score: 1

      That makes sense enough :)

  27. Just imagine if it were true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This could be a first post!

  28. Maybe. by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Maybe he knows something few others know or are willing to find out. Or maybe his experiment will end in the untimely death of a few people. Who knows? Don't jump to conclusions just yet, folks.

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  29. I know one way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...to travel to the future. You'll need:
    • a blanket
    • a clock
    Operations:
    • cover yourself with the blanket
    • use the clock to wait for the desired amount of time
    • remove the blanket
    Et voila, you've just traveled into the future! Right now this method can only let you travel 1 min into the future per min under the blanket, but there must be a way to improve that ratio.
  30. Time Travel? by bigdoof · · Score: 1

    Does this count? It was daylight savings and no one told me. I think I'm an hour in the future.

    1. Re:Time travel? by x98chn · · Score: 1

      sure has... http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/04/07/033223 6&mode=thread&tid=134

  31. Time Travel by skinney · · Score: 0

    Umm...this guy forgot that Time Travel was invented in 1985 with Emmet "Doc" Brown's 'Flux Copasiter'. This guy was 17 years too late.

  32. Hmmm, by Swix · · Score: 1

    Maybe I can go back in time a change my posts to ones that have been moded up.

  33. More information by MontyP · · Score: 1

    This Professor at Uconn has been in the news before. I believe he was posted on /. several months ago. More information on the project can be found here:
    Moving Time with Light

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    1. Re:More information by Schwarzchild · · Score: 2
      From that article you linked to:

      To everyone else, it captures the imagination with the tantalizing possibility of time travel. The only problem is that Mallett's time machine would work only from the time that it is actually plugged in and turned on. That means it could never take you back to the Stone Age or the Roman Empire. And that means, despite all Mallett's work, he will never be able to go back and save his father.

      So his time machine only works from the moment you turn it on. Interesting.

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    2. Re:More information by MontyP · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, This is common belief that I have heard and read before. Logically, if you have a device that is capable of sending you back in time, you would need an entry point in the point of time you are traveling to. If no device is capable of time travel in this past point in time, then there would be no time travel and therefore impossible. There are many arguments against the possibility of time travel, one of which intrigues me. That is that if matter cannot be created or destroyed, how can you travel back into time without adding more matter to that point in space and time.

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    3. Re:More information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There are many arguments against the possibility of time travel, one of which intrigues me. That is that if matter cannot be created or destroyed, how can you travel back into time without adding more matter to that point in space and time.

      Think of the complete phrase as being "matter cannot be created or destroyed over the lifetime of the Universe". Moving matter from one time to another doesn't change the fact that the matter still continues to exist. Less in one time, more in another, but the same quantity over the total life of the U.

    4. Re:More information by xenophrak · · Score: 1
      Ok,

      I read through the lightwatcher.com article, and one item in particular doesn't make sense to me.

      Prof. Mallett theorizes:

      "Mallett's theory is anchored in the gravitational field caused by forming a laser beam into a circle. The strength of gravity caused by the light circle causes a twisting of space. So if you put a particle in the middle of the light loop, it would be dragged around by this gravitational force, much like the eddies created when you stir a spoon in a cup of coffee."

      Doesn't the construct of light causing localized gravity fluxuations seem backwards? I thought that it was understood that gravity can bend light/time, but how does bending light cause gravity? Relativity states that mass bends space-time and hence causes gravity as a result. Since photons have no mass (the reason they can travel at the speed of light), how are they ever going to accrete enough mass to alter gravity and space-time?

      How does a photon that has had its trajectory bent induce changes in anything except the photon?

      I just don't understand.

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    5. Re:More information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mass is not the only thing that can curve spacetime; energy can as well. The photon trajectory doesn't have to be curved for this to happen; a photon travelling in a straight line will curve spacetime as well. However, rotating mass-energy distributions tend to produce odd temporal effects in GR (e.g., near the ring singularity of a rotating black hole, or the Tipler infinite rotating cylinder).

    6. Re:More information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moving matter from one time to another..

      ..violates the principle of conservation of (mass-)energy. The only (indirectly) observed violation of mass-energy conservation up to now is one within the limits of the Heisenberg Uncertainty relation.

  34. Re:Well... by naoursla · · Score: 1

    Didn't you read the article? They are in "parallel universes". Some people...

  35. Irony by ROBOKATZ · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The inspiration for working on time travel came from his secret desire to go back in time and warn his father to quit smoking, as his father died when he was 10 years old.

    So say he builds his time machine, goes back in time, and saves his father. Now he did that in a "parallel universe" (according to the article), and so now in this universe he doesn't invent time travel because his father is alive.

    In conclusion: this man will not invent time travel, because if he does, it must only happen in a parallel universe.

    1. Re:Irony by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1

      If you assume parallel universes to resolve paradoxes, we know nobody warned Mallett's father, and if he goes "back" he will be warning a man in some other universe who corresponds to his father--and the Mallett in that universe (not ours) may not bother to build a time machine.

  36. Circular theory, here we come... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2

    ...if he really can build a time machine, then he doesn't have to. All he needs to do is wait for his future self to beam back the machine and viola! He's got a time machine. Which he can then beam back to himself.

    1. Re:Circular theory, here we come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn! Dantheman beat me to this joke by 8 minutes! I knew I shouldn't waste time proofreading! 8^)

    2. Re:Circular theory, here we come... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Dantheman beat me to this joke by 8 minutes! I knew I shouldn't waste time proofreading!

      You spent eight minutes proofreading and you still spelled it "viola?"

    3. Re:Circular theory, here we come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he sits around now and waits for his future self, then his future self will have never accomplished the feat. In order for his future self to beam back his progress, he must achieve it now

  37. Hawking says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" (monotone computer-synthesized voice)

    - Stephen Hawking

    1. Re:Hawking says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" (monotone computer-synthesized voice)

      You are on the way to destruction.

  38. Haiku by offtopic_haiku_man · · Score: 1

    Once you've got it right,
    Could you send me back to the
    First time I had sex?

    1. Re:Haiku by 0xB · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you mean "Could send me forward to the first time you have sex"?

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    2. Re:Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the guy will exhaust all his fuel, fastforwarding and fastbackwarding
      through time, without ever finding himself getting laid.

    3. Re:Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I think the guy will exhaust all his fuel, fastforwarding and fastbackwarding
      through time, without ever finding himself getting laid."

      i can't believe you would write the poem and then write a compliment followingup
      wait i misread that isn'teast a copmliment
      wow you wrote that about someone else? you don't even know him why would you be so mean to him?

    4. Re:Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      droll....
      he really set himself up for your very clever and worthwhile reading "burn"

  39. Hmm... by Gangis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As far as I know, it's possible to go FORWARD in time, since the faster you are to the speed of light, the slower the time around you. I once read that they took an atomic clock on one of the Concorde supersonic planes, and another one on the ground, and there was a time dilation of 0.0003 (or something like that) nanoseconds. If you could find a way to go even 99.999% the speed of light, you'd age only a few days while the sun's entering it's Red Giant phase. Or something like that.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by $uperjay · · Score: 1

      S'easier to travel into the future than that. Just get yourself cryogenically frozen. If you're lucky, you might even not die in the process!

    2. Re:Hmm... by xRizen · · Score: 1

      It's even easier than that. Don't do anything. We're always moving into the future. ;D

      "Yesterday no longer exists,
      tomarrow's forever a day away
      and we are cellmates, held together
      in the shoreless stream that is today."
      -- untitled, me (Theodore A. Reed)

    3. Re:Hmm... by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure about you, but I'm always in the present.

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    4. Re:Hmm... by Saeculorum · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you've discovered Einstein's Theory of Relativity ;) The only problem is that the energy required to approach the speed of light is logarithmic (or possibly exponential; I really don't have much knowledge of relativity. I'm sure someone will correct me.) - that is, it takes more energy to go 99% c to 99.01% c than it does to go from 0% c to 0.01% c (ignoring friction). Near c, the energy required to maintain the speed approaches infinity, and at c, the energy required is infinity. While what you say is possible, it'd require near-infinite amounts of energy. Even at lower speeds, the dilation of time isn't worth the massive energy expenditures. Remember, we still can't go more than about 0.005% c :)

    5. Re:Hmm... by piippi · · Score: 1

      So going really fast is effectively the same as not moving at all. By travelling at speeds close to the speed of light, you slow your own time in realtion to people moving at velocities almost-the-speed-of-light slower than you.

      You would basically appear to be in a near-stasis state to all onlookers (in time, because in space you would be going really fast). So it's kind of like freezing you. To yourself time would go at normal it's normal speed.

      So going really fast is not time travel any more than typing this reply. Though it is a way to see the future you otherwise wouldn't. REAL time travel is experiencing tomorrow today, not waiting until it comes naturally.

    6. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time dilation at very high speeds has indeed been tested using fast jets and very accurate atomic clocks.

      to be more exact, the formula is:
      ______________
      time dialation = 1 / î 1 - (v©÷ / c©÷)

      for V = .99999c, time should pass 223.6 times as fast for the neutral observer (earth, in this case) then for any observers in the moving inertial frame (you, onboard the spaceship)

      (please note I may have done this math wrong. the number seems rather low)

      Of course, the interesting part comes when you try applying this formula to a speed greater then c(Disclaimer: achieving this speed is not currently, nor shall ever be, possible). A common misconception is that if you travel faster then light the rate of time is negative, but in fact you get a value of a negative square root. Trying to imagine time passing at a rate of a negative square root is a good way to get a headache

    7. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looks like my math symbols didn't translate well.

      the formula is:

      Time dilation = 1 / square root(1 - v^2/c^2)

    8. Re:Hmm... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      by Peyna on Sunday April 07, @12:03PM

      You need to check your clock again, you're almost 10 hours in the past.

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  40. Will never happen by ttyp0 · · Score: 1

    My thought is that time travel will NEVER exist. Imagine a time machine is built in the future. Wouldn't someone use it to travel back to the present (2002 or even earlier)? I think we would see evidence of time travel and even exponential technological advancements (bringing technology from the future, most likely for profit)

    1. Re:Will never happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we would see evidence of time travel and even exponential technological advancements (bringing technology from the future, most likely for profit)

      Ever hear of Bill Gates? His advanced technology has come from the distant future and making the world a better place for us all. Without Him, we would all be using ancient technology like Unix or something.

    2. Re:Will never happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft....*gasp*

  41. Time travel? by 0xB · · Score: 3, Funny


    Hasn't this story been posted before?

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  42. Time Travel in Canada Today by Quirk · · Score: 1

    Hey if you're in British Columbia do that time travel thing and spring forward... :)
    Ah well back to learning Java.

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  43. I don't see how slowing down light helps. by Niadh · · Score: 1

    "Circulating laser beams in the right way, by slowing them down and shooting them through anything from fiber-optic cable to special crystals, might create a similar distortion that could theoretically transport someone through different times, Mallett believes."

    If I remember right, some crystals could slow down light because when the light travels through them the light has to turn into some other slower form of energy. So how would this have any affect on time because the speed of light stays contain regardless of the things you put it through, right? Can someone with a better understanding help me out? I would like to know how making gravity force a neutron to rotate sideways can lead to a second neutron forming next to it (shouldn't it for IN it if at all?)

    1. Re:I don't see how slowing down light helps. by benjamindees · · Score: 1
      I'm trying to figure it out myself. Unless you assume that in areas of the universe where light travels slower, so does time. In that case, it really doesn't go "back" in time, it just goes forward in time slower. That can't be right.


      making gravity force a neutron to rotate sideways

      If one were to force a particle to move in the 4th dimension, would this theoretically put it in a parallel universe?

      I thought the crystals you refer to could "tunnel" electrons faster than light. That's not entirely accurate, though, because the speed of each electron is a statistical distribution that is *on average* the speed of light. Only a (random) few of the particles actually travel faster than light. Maybe that's something else entirely, though.

      Disclaimer: These are just musings; I can't pretend to understand how this (might) work.

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    2. Re:I don't see how slowing down light helps. by murphyslawyer · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Light does travel different speeds through different substances. The speed of light we are always talking about is speed in a vacuum, and outside of gravitational influences (gravity bends light). If I remember right, the speed of light in a fiber-optic cable is roughly .7 the speed in a vacuum.


      On a slightly different note, the speed of information can be faster than light, such as when transmitting a signal over a conducting wire. The electrons themselves move on the order of 1 m/s, but they push all the others in front of them along. Imagine a frictionless tube of sand a billion miles long. Push the sand on one end in with a plunger, and as soon as you do, sand falls out the other regardless of the length of the tube. Imagine just using a really long stick. Weird, huh?

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    3. Re:I don't see how slowing down light helps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Light does travel different speeds through different substances.

      This is entirely explained by the fact that light is absorbed and re-emitted by atoms when travelling through substances, a process that takes some time because the re-emission is delayed to the absorption and leads to a net slowdown of the propagation of light. In-between the atoms, the propagation of light is at vacuum lightspeed.

  44. Damned movie studio guerilla marketing! by Infonaut · · Score: 1, Troll
    First the "fakeumentary" for Blair Witch, now this. The "Time Machine" film marketing people have gone too far, I say! Be on the lookout for the upcoming "interview with the 'real' Green Goblin" they'll be using to hype the new Spider Man flick. I'm also told they've dredged up Meriadoc Brandybuck for an exclusive "tell-all" expose of Samwise and his relationship with Frodo.

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  45. OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the machine will be working this fall, why hasn't he come into our current time from the future?

  46. I have an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he can go back in time and warnt he US government about the WTC disaster.
    You heard me.

  47. LOL, new John Katz book. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Attention John Katz luvers everywhere.

    He has a new book out. Go to amazon, and -ahem- write a review ; -)

  48. We should be encouraging these people by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For most of his career, however, Mallett kept secret that his desire for time travel had drawn him to become a physicist. It wasn't until a few years ago, when he began researching a book on the topic, that he arrived at his idea of how to build a time machine.

    Seems to me that's a great reason to become a physicist. Imagine what kind of creativity we could produce if the reply to something like that was "Cool! Here's some books to help you," rather than "You're crazy. That can't happen, so go do something else."

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    1. Re:We should be encouraging these people by Selanit · · Score: 2

      I agree. We need people like this to help advance science. Sure, most of 'em are crackpots -- but occasionally, a crackpot turns out to be a genius. And even failed experiments can provide useful data that might suggest new courses of research.

      Too often, in the world of science, "legitimate" research means "conventional" research; conventional research is safe, and not likely to a) make you a laughingstock, or b) cost you your job. We need wild-eyed speculators out there on the edge to keep everybody else busy debunking.

      Also, they make great mad scientists. I bet there's a limited-enrollment course at most universities, "Maniacal Cackling 101," professorial nomination prerequisite. BWA HA HA!

    2. Re:We should be encouraging these people by jcsehak · · Score: 2

      Oh I think it's very cool, and he deserves all sorts of encouragement. But he's a nitwit for claiming he can do it before he actually does it. Hell, something as *simple* as putting up a website routinely takes at least twice as long as you estimate it will, even when you take that into account. If I was him, I'd freely talk about my interests and current experiments, but i'd refrain from making cocky assertions until after I could prove them.

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    3. Re:We should be encouraging these people by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2

      No kidding, I've always shaked my head at people that poke fun at those who want to make this possible-- beyond the ethical ramifications, it's a cool idea, one worth exploring. Just because current scientific "laws" say it's not possible (or, very hard to implement) doesn't mean it's not something to pursue; just as we geeks don't poke fun at those trying to break the speed of light (Star Trek, anyone?).

      Imagination and innovation should be rewarded, not heckled.

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    4. Re:We should be encouraging these people by Kalani · · Score: 1

      Star Trek, yes ... more useless fantasy. One of the big problems with this world is that so many people are unwilling to acknowledge reality. Get people to appreciate nature for what it is first, then let the wild ideas out within that restriction. That's what Science is all about.

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    5. Re:We should be encouraging these people by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure how to take your response.. I was pointing out that travel at the speed of light is just as improbable as time travel, yet because we're all geeks at heart, we all want to BELIEVE it can be done. Reality is great, but when the PERCEIVED reality obscures your vision and imagination, maybe it's time to take a step back and rethink what we THINK is possible? Star Trek isn't useless fantasy, it fires up the imagination of our youth and gives them something to aspire towards-- some of the best inventions of modern times have roots in the fiction of old. Giving yourself imaginary restrictions because of people like Eistein (who make rules that scientists are supposed to follow) isn't just holding yourself back, but humanity as a whole.

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  49. Time just ended, by Swix · · Score: 1

    Well if you think of it....

    Man kills Man,
    Man fells bad,
    Man builds time machine,
    Man tells Man not to kill Man,
    Man doesn't kill Man,
    Man doesn't fell bad,
    Man doesn't build time machine,
    Man never goes back in time to fix problem of killing man so the man still kills man, man fells bad.

    This would put time into and endless loop and we would never know it!

    1. Re:Time just ended, by doooras · · Score: 2

      man[3] wouldn't have to build the time machine the second time around, since man[2] was never killed by man[1].

    2. Re:Time just ended, by rob-fu · · Score: 1

      man[3] wouldn't have to build the time machine the second time around, since man[2] was never killed by man[1].

      An excerpt from Howstuffworks about this theory...

      Let's say that you do travel back to meet your grandfather when he was a boy. In the theory of parallel universes, you may have traveled to another universe, one that is similar to ours, but has a different succession of events. For instance, if you were to travel back in time and kill one of your ancestors, you've only killed that person in one universe, which is no longer the universe that you exist in. And if you then try to travel back to your own time, you may end up in another parallel universe and never be able to get back to the universe you started in.

      I'm lost.

    3. Re:Time just ended, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah! Deja vu!

  50. he's a nut by r00tarded · · Score: 1

    he's a nut

    1. Re:he's a nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's more the nut?, the person who's not willing to consider something, or the person who is willing to consider something and act apon it!

    2. Re:he's a nut by r00tarded · · Score: 1

      the guy willing to act on time travel.

  51. Proof time travel is impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's impossible to go back in time. The proof is all around us. If we were ever able to go back in time, would we not aready know from the time travelers visiting us?

    1. Re:Proof time travel is impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.. What is one of the first people think of when they think "What if I could go back in time?" Well, they usually think about wanting to witness a historic event. OK, so pick any major historic event in say, the past 50 years, and examine that event. Did people from the future suddenly show up to witness this event? I guess one could argue that the people from the future that came into the past to witness the event, came early so they could blend in. And even if you thought, "wait a minute, there seems like an awfuly lot of people at that event!", you can't really say thats true because that is how the event occured and you don't know it any differently.

    2. Re:Proof time travel is impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am such a time traveller but nobody believes me.

    3. Re:Proof time travel is impossible by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      If you are a time travel, it should be easy enough for you to steal my user number, number 10147.

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  52. Re:Well... by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

    Our universe is the only one without time travellers? Wow.

  53. The best he can build is a disintegration chamber by Cogos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to the quote in the article there is a big flaw in the plan"If his idea pans out, won't there be a host of potential paradoxes, such as time travelers killing their parents and making it impossible for them to exist? No, he says, explaining that those travelers would continue to exist in a ''parallel universe.''

    In other words, anyone or anything sent into the past create some sort of parallel universe. Which means we will never see any evidence that the time machine works. At best he'll be able to create an effect where you toss something in and it disappears. Sounds to me like a great way to get rid of garbage but a less than ideal way to travel.

    Of course there should also be plenty of parallel universes where stray neutrons, lab rats, and grad students will appear out of no where. THOSE timelines will have proof time travel works. But unless that happens I'm not getting into any so called time machine.

  54. wierd by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    unless the amount of time to be travelled is proportinal to the energy required to 'send' anyway back time.. it would be interesting to see what it was like back in the day Christ on earth. maybe this would stop all the religious wars.

    maybe this would align all the planets together.

    maybe alex chiu and his eternal life magnetic rings do actually work.

    still, i think the time cube would be economically cheaper than the ring of light.

    1. Re:wierd by Alexander+Chiu · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Many people have scorned and laughed at persons such as Thomas A. Edison, Nikola Tesla, and Albert Einstein. But one day, they were all proven to be correct.

      What is it like in the future?

      How do we unite the entire world and enjoy global peace? I believe that this is how it will be brought:

      Soon there will be a big war coming. The entire world will be drawn into a miserable war. Then people will be tired of the war, and everyone will beg for global peace.

      The only solution to bring total peace to the world is to incorporate the entire world. Just like how we incorporate a business, we must first incorporate a few of the most powerful and the wealthiest countries. For example: USA, China, Russia, and Japan. We use incorporation to bring these superpowers together putting a stop to another major war.

      How come incorporation will bring peace? Simple. First, if you are not familiar with how a corporation works, I must explain to you the mechanism of a corporation and how it distribute money to its investors. Let's say that Brandy Bunch Limonade is incorporated and was offered to the public, if Brandy Bunch Limonade Inc. seems promising to investors, investors will invest. The corporation's stock value goes up, and share holders earn money. But in contrary, if the corporation does not profit and destroys its image, share holders will sell their shares resulting devaluation of the stock value. Share holders lose money. After a great war, (WW III which is coming up very soon) we can suggest the few major superpowers to incorporate into one. Will the leaders and dictators be willing to join the corporation? Yes! The key leaders and decision makers of each country will receive handsome shares of this huge world corporation. Another word, we have to buy the decision makers out with the corporation shares. For example, the president of United States, dictator of China, leader of Russia, and Prime Minister of Japan will each receive 3% of the total corporation shares. Judges, senators, and other key decision makers, etc. will each receive up to .5% of the corporation's total shares. These key leaders and decision makers will be more than willing to incorporate. They know that if this world's biggest corporation, the corporation made up of four or five of the world's most powerful or wealthiest countries, once goes IPO (Initial Public Offering), lots of people will invest their money. The stock value of the world's most dependable, most promising corporation will shoot straight up overnight. The dictator of China, the president of US, the leader of Russia, and the prime minister of Japan, etc. will all become instant MULTI billionaires. Even the judges, senators, and secondary decision makers who each received no more than .05% of the corporation shares will probably become billionaires overnight. When this world's biggest, most dependable corporation goes on the market, lots of people from all over the world will buy its stocks. All these key leaders of the countries which has joined the corporation will become instant billionaires without a doubt.

      But wait a second.... Why would people invest in this world corporation? How does this world corporation earn its money in order to attract investors? The answer is that if the newly formed world corporation does will, the central government of the corporation can receive more tax money. Part of the tax money will be served as dividend (profit) and will be given to the share holders. And best of all, IT'S TAX FREE. Since buying the government corporation's stock is considered as buying a government bond, investors don't have to pay any tax from what they earn. By the way, this investment is tax deductible!

      Once the corporation is formed, there will be a central agency established to serve as the supervisor of the corporation. This agency, an organization which contains representatives from every member country, will have power over all militaries of all countries that have joined under the corporation. The agency does not have the right to declare war on another country which is outside of the corporation. The agency only has the power to mix the soldiers from all countries under the corporation. For example, the agency will put 40,000 US soldiers in Russia, transfer 50,000 Russian soldiers to China, dispatch 100,000 Chinese soldiers into USA and Taiwan, and settle 30,000 Japanese soldiers in China. This mixing of soldiers from different member countries is designed to bring real peace to the inside of the corporation so that member countries will not be able to declare war on another member anymore since their soldiers are mixed up.

      As mentioned earlier, the agency has no power to declare war on another country outside of the corporation UNLESS 80% of the corporation citizens vote for war. The agency, without a vote, has the right to dispatch soldiers in order to defend the corporation if the corporation is under an attack by another country.

      So basically, out of the total shares of a newly formed corporation, around 20% of the shares will be used to buy out key leaders of different countries so that they will be willing to sell their countries to the corporation and become corporation members. Around 80% of the shares will be sold to investors a little by little until all 80% of the corporation is sold out. It will take more than 100 years to sell 80% of the corporation, so there is plenty of room for investors. The corporation will be offered to public immediately after incorporation so that the leaders can earn money instantly. One corporation will be composed of no more than five or six countries. The agency mentioned earlier will supervise the corporation. After the major powers, like USA, Russia, China, Germany, Japan, has been incorporated together, the agency will further corporate every country in the world, five or six countries a corporation, until every single country in the world is under the agency. The agency has the power to mix the soldiers from corporations to corporations. The mixing of soldiers will insure that countries will not be able to raise swords against other countries anymore.

      After incorporation, the laws of a country might change or might not change. Let's say that India and few other middle east countries were incorporated into one. If India's sultan still supports the law of cutting off robbers' hands or feet, nobody will invest in the corporation because investors don't see a future in such an underdeveloped country. The corporation's stock value will drop, and everybody loses money. Indian's sultan will soon change his mind because he owns 3% of the corporation. If the sultan wants the value of his shares to double, he better abolish the law of cutting off people's arms and legs in order to protect corporation's image. If the Indian sultan does not care about money and still insists to cut off people's arms and legs, the share holders of the corporation can volt against India and kick India out of the corporation! Then the head agency has to put India into another corporation that is willing to accept India. So basically, share holders cannot directly affect the laws of a particular country. The most they can do if they don't like a particular country is kick the country out of the corporation. The head agency of course will help investigate a troubled corporation and will help resolve any existing problem.

      The agency itself is also a corporation composed of all corporations of the world. It is an organization which contains representatives from every member country. Each time five or six countries consolidate into a new corporation, the agency will receive three percent of the total shares of the newly formed corporation. The more corporations established by the agency, the more tax the agency receives, thus richer the agency becomes. The agency will also go public so that private investors can plunge their money into the agency. If the entire world does well, the agency's stock value goes up, and everyone who has shares of the agency makes money. But if the world's conduct is poor because the agency didn't do its job, people will withdraw their money from the agency, and the CEO of the agency could be replaced.

      The agency has no right to buy more shares from any corporations of the world nor does it have the right to ever sell the shares receive from a newly established corporation. The agency can only earn money from dividends received from prosperous corporations and from corporate funding. Earnings of the agency will be distributed to its investors as dividends. The agency could lose money too when a member corporation's stock value drops. Anyway, if the agency does a good job in perfecting the world, more people will buy agency's stock. If the agency does not do well, investors will sell their shares, and the CEO could get fired. The officers of the agency have the rights to be granted shares of the agency. Afterall, money is the main motivation for agency and corporate officers to do better jobs.

      The agency has the complete ownership of the military of the newly formed corporation and has right to mix soldiers from corporations to corporations. The agency does not have direct power to alter the law of a country. When the agency incorporates a new corporation, the agency receives three percent of the newly formed corporation. Therefore, the agency has three percent of the voting power on the newly formed corporation. Again, as mentioned earlier, the agency has no power to declare war on another country outside of the corporation UNLESS 75% of the corporation citizens vote for war. The agency, without a vote, has the right to dispatch soldiers in order to defend the corporation if the corporation is under an attack by another country.

      The agency also functions as the main improver of the world. Based on the old testament prophecy, fertility in the future will become so miraculous that one meter square of land will produce half ton of food per year. Every grape tree will have a thousand branches, and on each branch a thousand grapes. Fruits in the future could be genetically engineered to taste like bread or meat. In every corner of the world there will be surplus, and people will never starve again. Poverty will disappear. The agency is responsible for fulfilling this prophecy. Genetic engineering will be vividly promoted by the agency until the prophecy concerning the miraculous fertility is fulfilled. Based on the old testament's prophecy, there will be no handicaps nor diseases in the future, and resurrection will become possible. Well, I got the key to a cure for all handicaps already. I have built a working model of an alternating magnetic flux generator which has successfully aligned the deformed body parts to their original structure. Since that the working model has shown the sign of cell realignment, it is concluded that a more powerful but same type of machine will cure all handicaps like blindness, deafness, etc. In the future, a much more powerful commercial model of this same device will be built so that all handicaps will seize to exist. Cures for all diseases and resurrection will also be expected in the near future. Part of the tax money collected by corporations around the world shall go to the agency as funding for the world improving experiments as mentioned above. Of course the agency will earn money from curing handicaps, resurrection, and from it's other services and products. So can each corporation offer services or products.

      The agency also performs as an insurance company for the corporations. For example, if China suffers from flood and needs immediate financial aid, the agency will grant a loan to China. The agency has the right to charge interest on a financial loan. This is also how the agency can earn money in order to attract investors.

      If someone asks, "If USA is incorporated, then the president of United States becomes the CEO of USA?" The answer is no. There is only a CEO for the corporation which is formed by five or six countries. The president of USA could also be elected to be the CEO of the newly formed corporation. But the president of the United States has no need to change his title. There still will be a presidential election every four years. If someone asks, "If a country has been incorporated, will the law or government structure change thus affecting the present ways of life?" The answer is no. After incorporation, a country still has total control of its police force and can keep its law and its government structure, but its military and all of its military weapons will belong to the corporation. The military and all military weapons of a corporation will belong to the head agency. Once a country has joined under a corporation, it no longer has the right to declare war on member countries nor any other country outside of the corporation. For example, if China joins under the corporation, China will still be under communism. They still run their country the way how it was done. Only thing they lost is the right to declear war on other countries. Only the head agency of the corporation has the right to declear a war.

      If someone asks, "If I hold corporation shares, how powerful is my vote? Another word, what kind of stuff can I vote for?" The answer is you cannot vote to change the laws of a particular country. You can vote for stuff like how to spend the tax money collected by the corporation, who becomes the next CEO, to merge or not to merge with another corporation, etc.

      But wait! What if some terrorist from the middle east buys large amount of a corporation's shares in order to take over the corporation? Wouldn't the taking over of a corporation affect the law, the military, and people's ways of life? The answer is no. I don't care who invests in a corporation. All I know is that an investor would not wish to drive a corporation down the drain because his own money is also involved. If a super rich person invest a large amount of money into the corporation, he would only want the corporation to prosper. Second, the law of a country was set by either the leaders of the country or by citizens' votes. Investing large amount of money in the corporation doesn't mean that the super rich investor can easily change the law thus affecting people's ways of life. Third, the military doesn't belong to the corporation but to the agency. So investing in a corporation gives no power to the military whatsoever.

      Can two corporations merge? The answer is yes. If corporation members feel that merging two corporations is for the betterment of both parties, I don't see why not. If someone asks, "Don't you need a brokerage house to underwrite the IPO?" The answer is no. The incorporation of the world will only be established after a great war, mainly when China fights a nuclear war with USA and that the rest of the world also gets involved. Hundreds of millions will die. Then people will realize that incorporation of the world is the only way to bring peace, and they will start to accept this proposal. There is no brokerage house needed because we are incorporating the world to SAVE THE WORLD! By the way, a brokerage house is needed to check on the credit status of a corporation which is pursuing an IPO. Must we need a brokerage house to check the credit status of United States of America, Japan, or China? We are incorporating the world in order to save it! No brokerage house is needed.

      If you ask, "I am a leader of a country. My people hate me very much. If my people start a civil war or start a riot against me, will the corporation send in troops to help me put down the rebels?" The answer is: If you request us to help you stop a riot, we must send troops into your country. The troops will be multicultural. Which means, if we send in 20000 soldiers, 2000 men will be Germans, 2000 will be French, 2000 will be Chinese, 2000 will be Americans, and so on. The corporation troops will not help any side. Which means, the troops will not help your government kill innocent citizens. The troops also will not help the rebels fight against you. The corporation troops will only help you maintain peace on the streets. We make sure that people won't destroy properties and burn down buildings. If the rebels dare to open fire, we will put down the rebels and make arrests. We also make sure that government police will not open fire on innocent citizens. At the end, you must sit down with your citizens and resolve the problems peacefully. But if your people keep hating you as the rebels keep on coming back, we will assume that you are the real trouble maker. Then we will kick your country out of the corporation. Which means, we will take back the stock shares which we have given to you and will give you back your military. You go fight the rebels yourself. The last thing that the corporation needs is a trouble maker.

      If you ask, "I am a regional leader of a country, and I want to declare independence for my region because my country is too corrupt. Will the corporation help me declare independence?" The answer is No. You must gain permission from the central government of your country if you want to gain independence. The corporation cannot help you. If you decide to take matters into your own hand and pick up guns to wage a war against your country, the corporation will defeat your army and will arrest you.

      If you ask, "My country is being invaded by another country. Can I join the corporation now so that the corporation can help me defeat my enemy?" The answer is: I don't know. Your country sounds like a high risk. If the corporation incorporates a country which is at war, the entire corporation will be at war. The corporation must go through a vote to decide whether to incorporate your country or not. But you should not come to us at the last moment. You should have come to us before the war even started. The corporation welcomes any nation that is not a high risk. So please incorporate before you go to war with another nation.

      If you ask, "Won't there be more corruption if politicians are allowed to hold shares?" The answer is: Maybe a little more. But with this system, the politicians earn money if the corporation earns money. That means, if the politicians want to make the corporation richer, they would have to improve people's living first. If people are poor, how can the government corporation earn money? So this system actually encourages politicians to improve people's living. This system encourages the politicians to put people at the first place. There is corruption everywhere. I am sure that producing a few more millionaires will not force the sun to rise from the West. We use corruption to end warfare. Chinese call this "Use poison to kill poison." If you ask, "What if the corporation owners tax the hell out of people so they can become richer and richer?" The answer is: That is not a problem at all. We can let the citizens vote on how much tax is the corporation allowed to collect. The citizens are allowed to review records of corporation expenses in order to determine what amount of tax is reasonable. See? Everybody's happy.

      A corporation can grant funding to promising medical, governmental, and technical research labs in order to improve corporation's image and further develop the corporation so that more people will invest in the corporation. All I know is that once the entire world incorporates, stock exchange centers become the only battle ground of men. Incorporating the world will bring eternal peace and prosperity to our society. There will be competition, and for these corporations, the only way to win the competition is to improve their people's living. The corporation share holders don't want to screw up people's living because the people who live in the corporation's land is the future of the corporation. If you screw the people, you are screwing the corporation's conduct. Therefore, your shares will drop. Some one told me that the corporation share holders will want to raise the tax so that the corporation can earn more money. I disagree. If you raise the tax too high, you might end up choking the economy. The citizens of a corporation who don't own any corporation shares will not want to screw up the corporation either. If the corporation's shares drop, corporation will not have enough funding for building that new bridge or fix the roads; No more free lunch for your kids; no new library and new schools; tax will be raised. So the conclusion is that the incorporation of the world is the ONLY way to unite the world. There will be peace and prosperity upon the entire world, for ever and ever more.

      If you are interested in my beliefs, please help spread the word. Come read more about my immortality devices and let your editor get them for free!

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    2. Re:wierd by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      YoU'rE CrAAzY! That will never happen! It's quacks like you that... what? Invest in the UN/Worldbank? Sure! Sign me up! That sounds like the safest damn investment ever! World peace, here we come! (only, not)

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  55. Re:Well... by vitalidea · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe because the future hasn't happened yet.

  56. Logically impossible... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of things in modern physics that are "logically" impossible. Besides, the many-worlds interpretation neatly sidesteps logic for problems such as this.

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    1. Re:Logically impossible... by njdj · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of things in modern physics that are "logically" impossible

      There is nothing in modern physics that is logically impossible. There are many things that are remote from everyday experience, and which therefore seem strange. Logic is the main tool of the theoretical physicist.

    2. Re:Logically impossible... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of hearing this argument: if we observe it to happen in nature, it must be logical. Logic implies consistency. The fact is that the whole of quantum physics is hallmarked by a constant willingness to sacrifice consistency for completeness. There are many paradoxes inherent in quantum theories. These are not just "remote from everyday experience", but actually illogical. It is true that theoretical physicists USE logic to concoct new theories from experimental data and, more accurately, to disprove incorrect theories, but that does not mean that the theories themselves are inherently logical.

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  57. If time travel was going to be made possible.... by JPriest · · Score: 2

    Then wouldn't we be occasionally running into strange looking people from the future who are here to accomplish various tasks?

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  58. CCP by Prune · · Score: 1

    Consider Steven Hawking's chronology protection conjecture (for example here: http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Hall/5803/c ron.html).

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  59. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of all the parallel universes, we just happen to be in the one universe where no time traveller ever visits.

    I feel kind of gypped.

  60. Isn't this... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    a black hole? Instead of using a massive body to distort space-time, he wants to use massive amounts of energy (photons). It's a bit sparse on details; and I'm (admittedly) a bit rusty on physics, but this sounds like trouble to me.

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  61. Awesome idea.... by Herak · · Score: 5, Funny
    Alright guys...

    One of us has got to dress up like Ronald Mallett-- all out, with a mask and everything, plus a scorched labcoat and frizzy hair-- and show up at his doorstep.

    Slashdotter: Ron! Ron, it's me, your future self! You must listen to me!

    Ronald Mallett: Who... who are you? You look like me!

    /.er: Listen to me. DO NOT build the time travel device! You'll ruin everything! You must understand-- the fabric of spacetime will tear! The universe will be doomed!!

    RM: How do I know you're really me, and not a robot imposter from the future?

    etc.

    Better yet, we can send him an "aged" letter from himself postmarked April 6th, 1843. *evil grin*

    1. Re:Awesome idea.... by morcheeba · · Score: 2

      One of us has got to dress up like Ronald Mallett-- all out, with a mask and everything, plus a scorched labcoat and frizzy hair-- and show up at his doorstep.

      His probable reaction: They will discover a cure for my baldness!!

  62. Won't work cause we're moving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see the universe is expanding at the speed of light (or something like that), our planet is rotating at 1 rev/day which works out to 1,000 mph (24,000 miles at the equator over 24 hours) and we're spinning around the sun. So where we were yesterday is physically 1000s of miles away from today. Time travel ain't gonna work unless you want to arrive in the middle of the earth or deep dark space. You definitely won't arrive where you expect to.

    1. Re:Won't work cause we're moving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hit the nail on the head. If we were stationary in space, then time travel may be feasible but because we are in motion, the past and future is dependant on our position in space. Now you have to make a time machine and a method of reaching that place in space when the time occured.

  63. Time Travel by fireklar · · Score: 1

    I suspect, based only on absolutely nothing, that only forward time travel is possible. I think it may be possible to go forward in time at an accelerated rate (time goes slower for you) or to slow down time (time goes faster for you), maybe to a complete stop. But going back in time does not make much sense to me, it seems as if it would involve the reverse motion of all the particles in the universe. IANAP though. :/ Hell, I think that all products making references to time travel (Lost in Space) should have warning stickers on them stating so.

  64. +5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funniest thing I read tonight.

  65. Stick to Basketball, UConn. by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    Go Huskies!

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  66. Maybe he's a time traveler by ccarnow · · Score: 1

    Well if time travel does exist maybe this guy is from an alternate universe created by Universal(?) when they were doing back to the future, and he got stuck here and now that technology is good enough he trying to get back to his own pararrel universe! Exactly what colleagues is he talking about?

    1. Re:Maybe he's a time traveler by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2

      Maybe he's from an alternate universe created by Universal - a monstrosity where you don't own the CDs you buy, and you can't make backup copies, so he came back in time, and ventured into our universe, but he's ALMOST TOO LATE, so he's building another time machine to go back even further, to a better day, like 1995, before copy-protection existed, but after the only CDs to copy were the New Kids on the Block and Milli Vanilli.

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  67. Contradictory? by BrianKHud · · Score: 1

    I haven't taken anything beyond rudimentary physics, but that isn't the heart of my argument. Am I crazy, or does this guy contradict his own logic in the way he claims to bring a copy of the neutron back so that there are two. His later statement about the creation of a parallel universe is vague and partially contdradictory- "time travelers killing their parents and making it impossible for them to exist? No, he says, explaining that those travelers would continue to exist in a ''parallel universe.''" Is he saying that it's possible for one of the neutrons to end the universe it's in (provided it had the ability to kill it's parent, or perhaps it's entrance into the universe would radically destroy the laboratory as a side effet :) ) yet it would still live on in a parallel universe?

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  68. ways around the time travel paradox by David+Jao · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There are a number of ways to resolve this apparent paradox. While I'm not claiming that any of these are for real, like all speculations they are not easily dismissed either.

    First of all I assume by "someone in the future" you mean a human on earth. In this case, one of the simplest ways to avoid the future time travelers paradox is to posit that a backwards time travel of N years must physically be accompanied by a spatial displacement of more than N light years. That way, nobody who travels back in time can interact with anything affecting their own past, since they can't interact outside of their light cone.

    Another way out of the time travel paradox is to adopt the "parallel universes" viewpoint put forth in the article, and provide some mechanism for explaining why we always stay in the one universe out of these that has not seen time travelers.

    Finally, if by someone in the future you mean aliens from somewhere other than earth, then this problem is also easy to resolve: since we have not seen any aliens at all (roswell notwithstanding), it's unreasonable to expect to find alien time travelers.

    1. Re:ways around the time travel paradox by $uperjay · · Score: 1
      • First of all I assume by "someone in the future" you mean a human on earth. In this case, one of the simplest ways to avoid the future time travelers paradox is to posit that a backwards time travel of N years must physically be accompanied by a spatial displacement of more than N light years. That way, nobody who travels back in time can interact with anything affecting their own past, since they can't interact outside of their light cone.
      This, of course, would mean they'd have to travel faster than the speed of light, which not only would put them at risk of causing Star Trek-style space messups, but also at having their hat blow off.

      Well, that's not the only problem. If you can move faster than the speed of light (which you'd have to, to stay out of your light cone) wouldn't that mean that the light cone doesn't define how much could be influencing an object? I mean, if you can move faster than light, say C plus 1 km/hr, wouldn't that speed then dictate the size of the cone you'd have to escape? In effect, you'd never be able to avoid influencing your past by moving in space as you moved in time, because you'd always have to be going a little faster than you are to get away from yourself.

    2. Re:ways around the time travel paradox by Krapangor · · Score: 1
      Instead of constructing "explanations" for this paradox which partially can't ever be proven (like parallel universes), you could also apply just Occams razor: The simplest theory is most likely to be correct. And in this case the simplest theory would be that there is no time travel. And the paradox arises because you can deduct any (true or false) statement from wrong hypotheses.
      Why shouldn't this be correct ?
      Just because we want time travel this doesn't mean that the laws of the universe allows this.
      And for this professor: a physicist jumping around having the "working method is time travel" is 100% bullshit. If this would be true he would have had just published his theories to any major journal and might even got the Nobel prize. No serious papers usually implies crackpot theories.

      And beware: have you ever thought about the implications of parallel universes ? This theory in fact implies that these universes are elements of a meta-universe in which certain laws hold.

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    3. Re:ways around the time travel paradox by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

      I like the parallel universes explanation mself, but it doesn't solve this. So we won't see any time travelers, fine. Where the hell are all the extra-dimensional sliders coming here for a tour of Bizarro-Earth? "Look folks, on your right, we have the earth where Dubya actually beame president of the united states! As you can see, even the weirdest, most retarded things can happen here..."

    4. Re:ways around the time travel paradox by twelveinchbrain · · Score: 1

      There's another scenario -- speculative, at best -- that could explain it. If time travel becomes practical 10 million years from now, our particular portion of history may be so uninteresting to them that they don't bother to reveal themselves to us. For example, if we invented time travel today, we may not be interested in explaining our accomplishment to a bunch of dinosaurs.

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    5. Re:ways around the time travel paradox by esonik · · Score: 1

      Occams razor - good point. But how do you prove that your theory is simpler than the other ? I think you are mistaking "convenient" for "simple". Example: Newtonian mechanics looks simpler than Einstein General Relativity at the first glance, but in fact it's more complicated once you try to incorporate Electrodynamics. The experimental fact of a constant speed of light makes Newtonian mechanics mathematically more complicated than GR, however this was not obvious to Newton because he simply didn't know all the facts. For Newton, his theory was the simplest possible - if he suggested something along GR people would have called him "nuts" and accuse him of making the theory unnecessary complicated.
      Anyway: Mallett doesn't introduce a new theory, his concept of time travel keeps within GR.
      Last point: misunderstandings about paradoxa arise because the term "Time Travel" is not defined properly. As David pointed out above, it's not necessarily what you think it is.

  69. Physics by Douglas Adams? by trentfoley · · Score: 1

    Apparently, this guy doesn't realize that we have yet to develop a finite probability generator. How improbable is a time machine? If he does create one, he's bound to be mauled by his peers.

    1. Re:Physics by Douglas Adams? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spam track THIS, trent@foleyhome.com! :-)

  70. Okay by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

    Time travel. My big question is this. Where is it all stored. These events, these moments. Where is it kept this archive known as the past. It is not a physical entity that one can manipulate or encounter. The past is in our minds. It is what we remember.

    The furture. It does not exist either, not to the degree where you can travel forward and see what is to become versus where we are headed. Because of free will. We can decide to go to work or stay home. We can decide anything at any given moment. If the future did exist and was an entity that you could see, and feel and hear. Then it would look exactly like chaos. Always changing because of free will. I didn't have to type this message and post it. I could press the close button on my browser right now and forget it all. Free will my brothers.

    As for time existing. In my opinion. Time, the way we have always known it, does not exist as a real factor of anything. Time has measure only because we will it to have measure. Time was created as a countdown to ones death. (In essence) Time neither speeds up or slows down because it isn't really there. Not like gravity or magnetism or light. It is somthing we created as mortals. The atomic clock experiment. Think about it. You have a clock, relativly close to sea level, where gravity has a greater pull and there are more particles compacted together. Then you have this plane way up there further away from the earth. Equalling less gravity and less particals compacting it. Of course it is going to slow down. The atoms are more free to move. It is like throwing a baseball on the moon and on earth. Which will fly further? The one in the plane will slow down. In fact I bet, if you suspend an atomic clock high above in the stratospere and leave one on earth. The one suspended up high will slow down. Even without any movement in any given direction. This is common sense here.

    We need to invest this kind of intelligence in something of more value. Like Kernel version 3.0. OR! a better energy drink! (Now I am getting sarcastic)

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    1. Re:Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is your unmunged address admrlnxn@hotmail.com? (Yeah, I'm an asshole. :-) )

    2. Re:Okay by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      Where is it kept this archive known as the past. It is not a physical entity that one can manipulate or encounter. The past is in our
      minds. It is what we remember.


      I like this.

      Then you have this plane way up there further away from the earth. Equalling less gravity and less particals compacting it. Of course it is going to slow down.

      Here you lose me. I think the designers of atomic clocks would be well aware if something like gravity or vacuum affected their operation. Those clocks slowed down because they were moving faster, and I'm sure they plugged the speed of the airplane into the equation and made sure it fit the theory.

      The theory is relativity. It's eighty years old already. Have some faith in it - many experiments have been done to corroborate most of its tenets.

  71. Forward yes, backwards .. that's tricky. by rnicey · · Score: 1

    Seeing as this guy doesn't concern himself with 'engineering problems' all he needs to do is get something with lots of mass, say Jupiter, and harness it's gravity.

    If you could sit in a vessel exposed, yet protected from those kinds of forces you'd be able to look out the window and see time flying very quickly forward. Even easier would be to actually fly to Jupiter and back. Easy being relative in this case (geddit?).

    Going backwards in time is a lot messier and means messing with all kinds of negative gravity. The biggest forseen problem will always be that you can't go back before you invented the machine.

    I take as proof that it will never be done because the bible doesn't have any mention of a pale scientist standing next to the cross with a video camera saying 'Can I have a quick interview, the guys back home will never believe this'.

  72. Well, duh. by Mikiso · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows Mallett invented time travel. Geez. Kids these days just don't read their history books.

  73. Old News by hyrdra · · Score: 2

    We can assert he is a failure because if he was successful, his future-self would have visited him and congratulated him on his success, and his dead father would have risen from his grave to promptly bash him on the head for meddling in God's power.

    Thus, I submit this is old news because it's not from the future, which is now considered the only "new" news, and slashdot should be sent to the parallel universe this wacko keeps yammering on about.

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  74. maybe, but maybe not by Inferno666 · · Score: 1

    You can only really encourage that to a point, i mean this guy was interested in time travel and then became a physicist, found a book and developed a theory. It's not like he just said "i want to go back in time and i'm going to make a machine to do it" on a street corner downtown and someone handed him a book. This guy worked hard and earned a lot of respect by becoming a professor, then he expanded on his knowledge. If this gets as much press as i think it's going to, then people are still going to call him crazy, and they will keep calling him crazy until he proves it works.

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  75. Time travel IS possible, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...only forward-based time travel is possible. Yes, we can travel into the future, but unfortunately there is no way of travelling back into the past. This explains the seeming paradox of why there hasn't been any evidence of time travellers coming back to correct past wrongs.

    All it takes, as any casual viewer of Star Trek would know, is an orbit around the sun. So far, I have successfully made 35 orbits around the sun and have travelled an astounding 35 years into the future!

    See you all next orbit, bitches!

  76. Re:If time travel was going to be made possible... by keebler · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're called "canadians".

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  77. This is old news? by ndogg · · Score: 1

    I'm going to bet that this is old news, but not really because it's new news from the future because someone from the future came back here and gave us his old news and presented it to us as new news, but really it's just his old news, right? So really, this is just new news that's old.

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  78. Food for thought by BlueJay465 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Time travel is not a new concept, obviously. Time machines have been invented and successfully used for some time now. However, the reason we haven't seen any successful results of them, is that time protects itself from tampering.

    If Professor A creates a time machine, and uses it to travel back to the past to alter a certain event, say preventing JFK from getting shot. He may effect the timeline, but he will create a branch at the same time. He will continue along that branch and reality forever.

    The rest of us on the main trunk will never see that effect that professor A had on the past, since history has already been written for us. Professor A has been lost forever since he will be living in the history he has created.

    You could go back in time, but you will never be able to return to THIS reality. That would be the paradox.

    1. Re:Food for thought by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
      IANAP (I ain't no freakin' physicist), but I don't get this -- if this scenario is true, then where does the parallel universe go? Doesn't it take energy from the same universe we're in? If so, is there a finite amount? If every time someone uses a time machine a parallel universe is created, won't the system start to collapse? Will the effect of a time machine kind of be like a dimmer switch, except applied to all of reality?

      Whatever, I don't think this guy can make a time machine, but I'm grateful that he's trying!

    2. Re:Food for thought by GospelHead821 · · Score: 2

      I like the Hitchhiker explanation of time travel. Assuming that it eventually comes to be, every moment must be lived as though time travel already exists. JFK's assassination? Done. Prevented. Redone. As far as we need to concern ourselves, all effects of time travel on our past have already worked themsevles out. The past was the way it was in part because of the action of time travellers trying to change things. I actually think this is a pretty good way of explaining away paradoxes and alternate universes.

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    3. Re:Food for thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, you don't have to do anything as remarkable as preventing JFK from getting shot.

      Say I kick a rock an inch. Three years later that rock has moved to some other point, and someone trips on it. That slows their journey to meet their friend down by 15 seconds, and they miss their bus, now their friend gets mad at them because they're late, etc etc Somehow this ends up changing a presidential election, maybe, but that's a long way down the road and I'm tired of weaving a story :)

      Anyway, the point is that just by travelling back in time, you have ALREADY fucked things up enough to branch time. Chaos theory is in full effect, beeyatch.

    4. Re:Food for thought by testuser58 · · Score: 1
      He may effect the timeline, but he will create a branch at the same time.

      The rest of us on the main trunk will never see that effect that professor A had on the past...
      Yeah, we had this at my last company. We called it CVS. It was a good idea in theory, but creating new branches was just so slow it wasn't worth our time.
    5. Re:Food for thought by Fastolfe · · Score: 2

      Agreed, but for my own reasons (as much as I love those books). I like to think of random events simply as things we do not (yet) have the technology to predict. What follows from this is that any sequence of events, even if we don't have the technology to model and predict it, nevertheless have an underlying and "static" representation in a 4th-dimensional universe.

      To allow for time travel to have one sequence of events exist before the time travel event, and another sequence of events "after" means that our static 4th dimensional model gets *really* ugly, with bits wrapping back on itself and overlaying huge chunks of what was there. It's just not beautiful.

      But on the flip side, I also believe in a concept I like to call Conservation of Energy. If you stick a time machine in an otherwised "closed" room, you have the potential to generate virtually unlimited amounts of matter or energy, subject only to the logistics of using your time machine. Say at the very last minute, you chuck a ball through the time machine and send it back to the first minute. You now have two balls at the first minute (the original ball and the one that was sent through time). Now you wait until the last minute again and chuck both balls back through the time machine. At the first minute, you now have four balls (or is it 6 or 7? what happened to the first two time travel events?) The energy inside that closed room for that period of time has now risen exponentially.

      So in order for time travel to work (as we classically think of it), we either have to accept the fact that the universe can "feed back" upon itself and generate nearly an infinite amount of energy (or an army of people from one person's trip back in time), or consider conservation of energy to apply here as well, making time travel impossible or perhaps possible, but differently than what we think of today.

      *shrug*.. My two cents.

    6. Re:Food for thought by rlwhite · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like, by your theory, all physics professors bright enough and interested enough to build and test a time machine should disappear from our timeline. They should leave a trail of mugshots on the backs of milk cartons. (A professor jumping attempting to jump into our timeline instead of out would also cause a branch from our main trunk, I believe.)

      Can we just make my entire physics department disappear, please?

    7. Re:Food for thought by GospelHead821 · · Score: 2

      As far as energy goes, it is possible that a closed system would not be able to provide sufficient energy to power at time machine. If the sucker draws a lot of power, you're going to consume your fuel quickly. So any energy that appears to be created will not be. The only result will be that energy once stored in the bonds of gasoline (supposing a gas-generator solely for the purpose of making an example) will be present in a larger number of balls in the room that you can't send through the time machine anymore, because it's out of fuel.

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    8. Re:Food for thought by Courageous · · Score: 2

      It's an interesting idea, but offers no explanation of how it is that the universe reaches out Deus Ex Machina and forces outcomes on future arrangement of particles and probabilities in the universe. These future probalistic arrangement of particles are really very important: at least in part, they govern what people in the future _think_.

      C//

    9. Re:Food for thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, they never said they ain't all crackpots. The ones that succeed should be eligible for a Darwin Award.

    10. Re:Food for thought by evilmrhenry · · Score: 1

      I would think that that would result in a whole bunch of empty labs, with time machime blueprints scattered everywhere, and maybe a scorched spot on the wall.

    11. Re:Food for thought by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      A good comment, but what about the general case? You throw a ball into the time machine at the last minute, thereby consuming energy. At the first minute, you now have two balls, but at the last minute, you throw the original ball into the time machine, thereby completing the cycle. Your time machine has consumed energy with no apparent gain at the end of the experiment. Where did the energy go in this case?

    12. Re:Food for thought by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Now you wait until the last minute again and chuck both balls back through the time machine...

      How the hell do you wait for it again? You weren't the one who travelled though time, the ball did. You only live that minute once. You can't do things 'again', or 'the second time'.

      And there's no problem at all, because, in the end, you didn't create any balls at all. In fact, you lost one somewhere.

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    13. Re:Food for thought by GospelHead821 · · Score: 2

      The gain is the resulting action upon the ball. You have consumed energy and the ball has, presumably, travelled backward in time. You have sent the energy back (and lost some to entropy) in the form of a time-travelling ball. Eventually, all of the energy is in the form of balls and is in the past instead of in the form of gasoline in the future. Mind, the time machine in the past will still have gasoline and it will be able to send a finite number of balls through when the last minute arrives. But because you can't continue the process ad infinitum, you arrive upon a situation where you're sending back exactly as many balls as you can and a steady-state is acchieved between the two time periods.

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    14. Re:Food for thought by kreyg · · Score: 2

      The rest of us on the main trunk will never see that effect that professor A had on the past, since history has already been written for us. Professor A has been lost forever since he will be living in the history he has created.

      So, basically, there's no way for him to come back and tell us that it worked? It would take some pretty [brave | crazy | stupid] people to step into that machine, not knowing if they were going to travel in time or just disappear, or if they did travel in time that they would actually end up on the surface of [the | an] Earth, rather than stranded in space or appearing underground.

      I can just imagine all of the alternate Earths, having major issues of time travellers falling from the sky or appearing waist-deep in the pavement because nobody can go back to debug the system. :-)

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    15. Re:Food for thought by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      But what if, on that last loop, you choose not to send all of the balls back in time? You've now got a bucket full of balls and a full tank of gas.

      Or does the act of "receiving" a ball from the future consume just as much energy as the act of "sending" one into the past?

    16. Re:Food for thought by GospelHead821 · · Score: 2

      Good question. I guess I can't avoid the alternate universe theory. Since for this to be possible, Universe A (sprung from time A) would be energetically richer to the tune of 'n' additional balls while Universe B (sprung from time B > A) would be energetically poorer to the tune of the energy necessary to end 'n' balls to a different time period.

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    17. Re:Food for thought by Fastolfe · · Score: 2

      So who is there with one ball in his hand watching a second ball appear from the future? Did that reality just spin itself off independent of the one I'm living (possible)? Where did that reality come from? If I send another ball back in time, does it go to that same reality, or spin off a brand new one where only that ball has arrived from the future?

      Assuming it goes back to "my" reality's past, even if I don't pre-plan the experiment, I can tape a note to the ball explaining what I'm up to and what I should do to complete that "leg" of the experiment.

      Granted, when it's all completed, when all "loops" are over and done with, those other legs would no longer exist, and my memory would only cover the last bit of the experiment, from the ball's point of view, those legs did exist. Substitute the ball with a camcorder.

      And don't think that I'm making this scenario up as a thought demonstration that I think time travel is possible (in this fashion). Quite the opposite. Conservation of energy says *something* had to happen to that ball. If it goes back into my past, my reality has gained energy. If it disappears into some alternate reality, my reality has *lost* energy.

    18. Re:Food for thought by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Time travel does not violate conservation of energy/matter, and neither does dimensional travel. (The first may violate entropy, but that's a whole different kettle of fish.)

      A ball travelling back in time, if you have some sort of magical way to preventing paradoxes, will never cause you to end up with more matter than before. You may end up with more (or less, for travelling forward in time) matter for a short amount of time, but there's nothing that says that you can't do that. In fact, that happens in quantum mechanics all the time.

      The law isn't 'the amount of matter remains the same', the law is 'matter cannot be created or destroyed'. You didn't destroy it, or create it, you just moved it though time.

      Of course, all that is assuming paradoxes don't happen, that causality works, and that anything you receive from the future you'll send back in time later on. But if you start violating that, you've got larger problems then conservation of matter afoot, you've broken the universe on a fundamental level.

      As for sending things into other dimensions, you forgot an assumption of converation of energy. Conservation of energy works only within a closed system. If you can bring in energy from 'outside', convervation of energy only works when you include 'outside' in your calculations.

      So, if you send a ball into another dimension, matter is conserved...when you look at both dimensions. The total amount of matter in both dimensions is exactly the same as before.

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  79. Sherman and Peabody's new mission by srobert · · Score: 1

    "Sherman, set the wayback machine to September 10th, 2001..."

  80. Sending bits back in time by oren · · Score: 1

    Notice that he's talking about sending back in time - probably a very short period back - of just one subatomic particle. This doesn't require harnessing the insane amounts of energy, or the degree of fine control, required to transport something like a living human.

    And relativity does allow for it. It would be a very interesting experiment. If it doesn't work even though it "should", it would have profound impact on physics.

    And if it does work, well, imagine being able to send just a few bits abck in time. Like "don't eat the Salmon!" :-)

    As for breaking causality is harder then you might expect. As long as the same bits are sent back in time, it doesn't matter that nobody died from eating the salmon... But the bits need to be sent back anyway.

    Robert L. Forward's book "Timemaster" explains it saying that once something has traveled back in time, improbable events become probable to ensure the same thing does indeed get sent back in time... I understand that reflects at least some physicists understanding of how time travel can work in practice.

    1. Re:Sending bits back in time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hrm if it doesnt work, does that mean he debunks the theory of relativity?

      maybe that is his whole purpose? to fail?

    2. Re:Sending bits back in time by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that instead of looking for messages from other planets we should be looking for messages from ourselves, in the future?

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  81. I can see the commercials now... by doooras · · Score: 2

    "Been there, done that..."

  82. He really isn't a nut by wickidpisa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Time travel isn't that big a deal, I mean come on, when you can get a book on How To Build a Time Machine at your local bookstore why are people so amazed at this? The book is real, and it is a serious book (it is not to be confused with the children's book with the same title published previously). The author explains that we know how to travel through time, it is just really expensive at this point. It is a budgetry problem, not a science problem.

    1. Re:He really isn't a nut by anshil · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Travelling into the future is no big deal, only technical. theoretically just jump to near light speed a short while, jump back and thousend years will have passed on earth.

      However travelling into the past _is_ a big deal, as it questions a lot of physical fundamentals. What about energy conservation? Would the energy of the matter vanish out of the present? Would it pop out in the past. The particle of course already existed in the past, will exist then twice there? As I've now in the past two times the enery of the particle, have I created new energy?

      Simply take a machine that transports a neuron back a second in time, 2 Neurons will exist then in a second before, put the time machine will still run there "a second time", so 3 Neuron will exist a second before, a second later the time machine will again send a neuron back a secnd. 4 Neurons will exist, so on and so on.

      Is the ener

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    2. Re:He really isn't a nut by tunah · · Score: 2
      You *know* you're a nerd when your local bookshop ends in .com.

      (It's a joke, give me -1 Unfunny rather than -1 Offtopic ;-)

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    3. Re:He really isn't a nut by wickidpisa · · Score: 2

      However travelling into the past _is_ a big deal

      Not really, the book deals with traveling into the past as well. Yes there are many questions that arise from backwards time travel, but they are questions about what will happen, not how to do it. We know the basic methods of how to send somthing back in time, we just can't afford it right now.

    4. Re:He really isn't a nut by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Travelling into the future is no big deal

      Well yeah. We're all doing it.

    5. Re:He really isn't a nut by bkw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Travelling into the future is no big deal, only technical. theoretically just jump to near light speed a short while, jump back and thousend years will have passed on earth.

      However travelling into the past _is_ a big deal, as it questions a lot of physical fundamentals.

      Easy: You move back in time by moving *SLOWER* than light. Just sit there and wait.. ;)
    6. Re:He really isn't a nut by Eddie+the+Jedi · · Score: 1
      >Easy: You move back in time by moving *SLOWER* than light. Just sit there and wait.. ;)

      Er.. it's not working...

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    7. Re:He really isn't a nut by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2

      Dude, if that was the case, I'd be four years old by now.

      Wait. My wife said I hung like a four year old, maybe it IS working!

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    8. Re:He really isn't a nut by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Ummm we do not KNOW how to travel through time... we have theiroes and hypothesis on it. you dont know squat until you build it and actually do what you theorize until then it's a theory and not a fact.

      and that is a major problem with science today.. people running around screaming that their theories are facts without having the actual proof in hand.

      "Little Green men exist!!! I just cant show them to you, but look at my thesis! my words prove it!"

      WE need to get a group to run around and stuff socks in the mouths of these "scientists" that have zero proof.

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    9. Re:He really isn't a nut by RobertFisher · · Score: 2

      Hmmm...

      I take it the poster hasn't actually read the book in question!

      While authors since Thorne have generally agreed that time travel using wormholes might be theoretically possible, you need negative energy threading the hole to keep it stable. And where do you get a wormhole in the first place?

      The challenges here are significant. I can't say whether this fellow's ideas have merit, since the article lacks sufficient technical depth to judge, but a healthy degree of skepticism is in order.

      From the Kirkus Review of the same text :


      Best to bring a willing suspension of disbelief to this romp by Australian physicist and prolific science popularizer Davies (The Fifth Miracle, 1999, etc.). Build a time machine? Sure, but first you have to construct a wormhole. And not just any wormhole, but an hourglass-shaped one with a neck wide enough to accommodate human girth and without gravity-crushing forces. (After all, you want to survive the trip.) And while you can travel into the future you can only go backward in time as far as the date the wormhole was built-no ecotourism in the dinosaur age, please. How-to? What you need is: (1) a collider of such magnetic megastrength that you can implode a quark-gluon bubble and create a teensy wormhole to warp spacetime; (2) an inflator to enlarge the hole (the trick here is to inject negative energy in the form of anti-gravity matter, maybe using a laser to "squeeze" light); and (3) a differentiator to create a time difference between entry and exit holes (one way is to use the twins paradox well known from relativity theory, then again apply the inflator to produce a human-accommodating wormhole)

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    10. Re:He really isn't a nut by sirius_bbr · · Score: 1

      Travelling into the future is no big deal

      Actually it is, unless you believe in a fully deterministic universe. At every moment, i make decissions, and thus determine a little bit of the near future, would i decide differently, a different 'time-path' will be followed, and future will be different. And this is only me, there are millions of people who make decissions, and that's just people, there are millions of animals, plants, bacteria, that in a way 'choose' between different options, even atoms, of which is not determined when they fall apart, i could go on for hours here :).

      There is no way one can predict the future timepath, so there is no way to timetravel to the future.

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    11. Re:He really isn't a nut by torqer · · Score: 1

      AHA!!! Not only is the creation a Timemachine, but it is also the basis for a perpetual motion machine. One particle of energy starts and power the device, and then the same particle can be sent to power it again. And again. And again.

    12. Re:He really isn't a nut by Morgahastu · · Score: 1

      You don't have to believe in a fully deterministic universe to beleive in time travel to the future. Things still happen while you're travelling, people are sill making decisions, you are just kind of "set aside" while time passes. And when you come out of it 1000 years could of passed and you were just locked away for a few minutes suspended in time. So its not really time travel because you can't go back, its just like freezing yourself.

    13. Re:He really isn't a nut by e40 · · Score: 1

      The travel into the future theory has been proven. 30 years or so (give or take 10) they put an atomic clock onto a jet, after synchronizing it with a another atomic clock on the ground. And yes, when the one from the jet landed again, it was in the future with respect to the reference clock.

    14. Re:He really isn't a nut by i+like+your+eyes · · Score: 1

      Maybe people forget that time is RELATIVE. The way anyone experiences time is specific to that person. Time travel doesn't even need to involve someone to theoretically just jump to near light speed a short while, jump back and thousend years will have passed on earth. AFAIK, many astronauts have already experienced "time travel" in less noticeable but still measurable fractions of seconds. Also, and this might not be related to this specific post, what's with everyone thinking time travel branches a new reality? If time is relative, isn't everyone travelling through time at least to some extent with respect to others? If that is the case everyone would be in their own specific universe? I really don't think that's what people are trying to say but it seems they are.

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    15. Re:He really isn't a nut by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      that is NOt time travel in any snese or form. that is just plain old relativity.. time slows relative to you when you increase in speed. I.E. if I travel at 3/5ths the speed of light for 1 hour approximately 10 hours pass from my origional refrence point. Just like how time passes differently for us on our planet in our solar system in our galaxy as for those in a location elsewhere that is not moving at the same velocities.

      That is relativity not time travel.

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    16. Re:He really isn't a nut by anon757 · · Score: 1

      This is what I've always said- travelling into the future is easy, it's travelling into the past that's hard. All you have to do to travel into the future is move fast. Astronauts and satellites do it all the time. It's going the other way that's tough (and I don't think we will ever figure out how to do that).

    17. Re:He really isn't a nut by anshil · · Score: 1

      Who says you've a freedom of decision?

      Isn't a decision maybe just the sum of all things you've seen, heared and expirienced in your life?

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    18. Re:He really isn't a nut by sirius_bbr · · Score: 1

      A dicision is based partially on all things you've seen, heared and experienced in the past, but also by my 'free will' or creativity or whatever you like to call it.
      If you believe all those 'decisions' are fully determined by the past, then you believe in a fully deterministic world, in which everything has already been planned, in every detail; for every atom in the universe it is determined where it will go, what speed, when it will fall apart, for all time.
      There are people how believe in this deterministic reality, but I really don't.

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    19. Re:He really isn't a nut by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Dude, that's what everyone is talking about, using relativity to travel though time. You can travel into the past with relativity also, you just need to stick one end of a wormhole on the ship instead of you than walk though it when it gets back. If the clock on the ship experienced 2 months while the world experienced 100 years, you'll exit the other end 99 years and 10 months in the past. (Instead of hanging around on earth for 100 years, you may want to live on the ship for 2 months.)

      Though hopefully you can do it easier with this guy's setup of a fake black hole. Wormholes are a bitch to maintain.

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    20. Re:He really isn't a nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply take a machine that transports a neuron back a second in time, 2 Neurons will exist then in a second before, put the time machine will still run there "a second time", so 3 Neuron will exist a second before, a second later the time machine will again send a neuron back a secnd. 4 Neurons will exist, so on and so on.

      Perhaps all neutrons in the universe are the same?

    21. Re:He really isn't a nut by anshil · · Score: 1

      There are people how believe in this deterministic reality, but I really don't.

      You're right you _belive_ it's not, and thats okay.
      But it isn't scintific, but alse science cannot answer yet this question.

      This is now actually a famous philisophical discussion, "is there a free will", which I guess every philosphy student must come accross, I don't think we can now answer a famous question on /. that's there for hundret of years :o)

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    22. Re:He really isn't a nut by arbat2 · · Score: 1

      I used to love watching Paul Davies on television. He would get up on stage for the 'Hey Hey it's Saturday' or what ever show he invited himself to and do all types of wierd science tricks. He is the person who gave me an interest in science, and now many years latter I'm doing Science at uni, (though admitedly I'm doing psychology and computer science.) (And thankyou to my highschool science teachers, my highschool psychology teachers, my primary school teachers, and everyone else who has encouraged my interest in all the sciences. Also thanks to Dr Karl, Robyn Williams, Adam Spencer, etc. for sharing your minds with our nation.)

    23. Re:He really isn't a nut by Wah · · Score: 2

      There's can't be a proof. At least not without assuming a big part of it. However, it is more likely than not, at least in what is knowable and predictable. Now matter how much you know about me, and what I might do, I can choose to do differently. If you think you know, and make a prediction, and I know that prediction, then I can change my behaviour. And any small change in a complex system makes it impossible to predict over time. So while I might not have free will, you can't prove it, but I can act like it. Pull out a razor at this point and draw a conclusion.

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    24. Re:He really isn't a nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Simply take a machine that transports a neuron back a second in time, 2 Neurons will exist then in a second before, put the time machine will still run there "a second time", so 3 Neuron will exist a second before, a second later the time machine will again send a neuron back a secnd. 4 Neurons will exist, so on and so on.

      Okay so it sounds like we got infinite recursion going on here.

      My Question is: What happens when the stack blows?

      hmmm?

  83. Dr. Sam Beckett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since his father, a heavy smoker, died at the age of 33 when Mallett was 10 years old, Mallett has longed for a way to travel back in time to warn him about the dangers of cigarettes.

    Sounds like an episode of Quantum Leap.

  84. forward time travel ratio by David+Jao · · Score: 1
    there must be a way to improve that ratio.

    Actually, there is. As has been pointed out, in special relativity, if you are moving then time passes slower in your reference frame relative to everyone else's. So all you have to do is speed up (preferably as close as possible to the speed of light), and you can travel into the future at higher than a 1:1 ratio.

    This effect has been empirically confirmed using the atomic clocks on board the GPS satellites, so, no, it's not hogwash.

    1. Re:forward time travel ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all you have to do is speed up...

      Alternatively, following the theory of General Relativity, you can place yourself nearby a large mass: gravity also slows down your Eigentime. This effect is accounted for in GPS satellites, too.

  85. Faster than light travel by crsm · · Score: 1

    This seems to be somewhat related to the problem of faster than ligth travel.

    A very througout treatise of the problems concerning faster than light travel can be found here

    Summary: There is bad news, very bad news and downright awfull news for people dreaming of a warp drive (but a little light of hope is given in the last section).

  86. ethics of time travel? by Mikiso · · Score: 1

    And what about the ethics of changing history?
    There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes.

    I wonder how long they will debate such things before someone goes back and kills, say, Hitler. And I can think of a lot of other bits of history that people of influence might rather erase. (Linux? Never heard of it.)

  87. location, location, location by kraada · · Score: 1

    it occurs to me that if you'd have to travel back to exactly the same place. to say you end up in the same place on earth would really impressive, as the world both rotates around the sun and spins on its axis really fast . . .

  88. One little problem - reference system by vlad_petric · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Assuming that an object can travel backwards in time, it does it relative to a reference systems. What would that reference system be ? The Sun ? The center of the galaxy ? The center of the universe ? I definitely don't like the idea of being teleported into dark, empty space.

    Well, it could be the machine, but that means you can only go back to the moment when the machine started funtioning. So I don't really buy the father thing. (April 1st joke, I guess)

    Vlad

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    1. Re:One little problem - reference system by Bongo · · Score: 2

      Assuming that an object can travel backwards in time, it does it relative to a reference systems. What would that reference system be ? The Sun ? The center of the galaxy ? The center of the universe ? I definitely don't like the idea of being teleported into dark, empty space.

      Great point. I mean, how would I even know that I'd come from the future? If I somehow brought my memory of the future back with me, then that would be a different past, (because in my actual past, I was not someone from the future). So I would not really have travelled back in time.

      Perhaps I would just re-merge with my old self, in which case I would have no idea that I had come from the future -- which means that effectively, stepping into the time machine was not giving me a new past, but just cutting off my future, ie. the moment I stepped in would be my time of death.

    2. Re:One little problem - reference system by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      not only a refrence system but a location corridination system.

      if you transport yourself backwards in time to your exact XYZ location but say only 20 days ago... you would be in space, as the earth would not have moved around it's orbit to your location yet. Or say you fired up the machine at 6am(local time) and teleported back only 1 hour... Weeee we are now underground.

      Every time machine "idea" I have read expects the location variable to be compensated for with magic and voo-doo. if you build a time machine you have to build a teleporter and I believe that they are both one in the same.. just dial in not only the XYZ but XYZT.

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    3. Re:One little problem - reference system by greenrd · · Score: 1
      you would be in space, as the earth would not have moved around it's orbit to your location yet.

      Incorrect. You are tacitly assuming the existence of an absolute reference frame in which the earth moves. How can you make this assumption? I would guess, as a layman (and not having read the paper), that the time travel would be like ordinary movement but reversing the time direction, so that you would tend to stay on earth in roughly the same place.

    4. Re:One little problem - reference system by c0y · · Score: 1

      An article in Omni magazine years ago pointed out the reference problem of time travel.

      The article pointed out flaws in various sci-fi concepts. The other two that I recall:

      1) Becoming invisible would render you blind, since light could not be absorbed on your retina

      2) Giant insects which are merely scaled-up versions of their normal counterparts would collapse under their own weight.

    5. Re:One little problem - reference system by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      so therefore you would spin like a maniac as times passes at the accelerated rate.. under your theory you are stating that the laws of physics stay intact but at an increased rate to compensate.. But... now that you are moving faster than your origional time refrence point, gavitational waves and pulls from other bodies that do not affect us in real-time as they are too subtile are now (depending on your speed of travel timewise) either huge waves or massive tidal forces.

      again, too many "time travel" theories take into account very little and are doomed. You have to take into effect things that happened before or are on a regular rythim.. (solar spot cycles running at 7 years would become quite dangerous changed to a 60hz frequency due to adjusting time speeds.

      your body or the object will either have to assume some majical properties where inerta ceases to exist during travel, or you become a pancake.

      Either way, until the guy get's solid proof it's all just wild theories.. (Just like atomic energy.. it was all wild theories until proven.)

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    6. Re:One little problem - reference system by Jerf · · Score: 2

      Actually, he's not required to assume that. We are under acceleration all the time. Gravity from the Earth is merely the most visible manifestation of that.

      Unless the hypothetical time machine can follow the acceleration of where it *would be* (including interatomic interactions, which is what prevents you from falling into the Earth), the time machine will not correctly 'track' the location. Whether it follows a complicated track in a higher dimensional space, doesn't move, follows a straight-line projection in either objective or subjective time, blindly follows acceleration with no regard for interatomic forces, it doesn't come out in the right place. (Note that anything that you can see can see you, and anything that exerts a force on you, equally has a force exerted on it. The Time Machine movie, which has the charecter seeing things, implies that the world could equally well see him, and he's lucky nobody killed him with a bright light. One of Niven's Gil the ARM stories focuses on this possibility.... though I'm afraid I just ruined it for you telling you that. So, basically, you can't look and see where you're going.)

      We don't need an absolute reference frame, we just need to show that a conventional can't possibly track our frame.

    7. Re:One little problem - reference system by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      It's like Geordi Laforge once said: "Time Travel gives me nosebleeds."

  89. Another theory by ndogg · · Score: 1

    This theory is more realistic and would resolve the problem of "why haven't we met people from the future" problem.

    From what I understand, physics allow for a limited amount of time travel. I say limited because you would only be able to travel back only to the time in which the time machine was created (i.e. you would need a machine that sends objects through time and a machine that receives objects through time, and if one or the other does not exist, time travel doesn't happen.) Within this framework, it would be impossible to travel back in time and tell everyone that time travel exists because you wouldn't be able to travel back that far.

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  90. yes and no by Inferno666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes time travel into the future is possible, by aproaching the speed of light. However once at the speed of light time stops. This leads to the theory that if you go past the speed of light you will actually arrive at your destination before you left (negative velocities) and that is basically travelling back in time. Breaching the speed of light is the obsticle to be passed by in this instance. So yes you can go forward in time, but you can also go backwards in time, in theory... but since no one has done either it's all theory anyway. As for the why haven't people come back in time to right the wrongs, you can't predict what changing the past could do. Think about it, if you change the past so that something bad never happend, then in the future the bad thing never happend, so there's no point in going back and changing it, but if you don't go back and change it then the past isn't changed. For that reason it's probably illegal to time travel without certain licensing and training to stay inconspicuous. Maybe it never happens at all, or maybe the people inventing time machines realised what type of a weapon they are unleashing on the world and stopped trying to make their machine.

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  91. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by flacco · · Score: 2
    THOSE timelines will have proof time travel works. But unless that happens I'm not getting into any so called time machine.

    Dude, I just want to point out that you're seriously considering under what circumstances you'd get into A FUCKING TIME MACHINE.

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  92. If he is successful... by gnovos · · Score: 2

    ...he could come and give the machine to himself today and save us all the wait.

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  93. You can only go forward... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    I always thought eventually time travel will be possible, except you can only go forward in time. Otherwise we'd have seen a machine sent back from the future already.

    Come to think of it, we're traveling forward through time right now, so maybe I'm not as smart as you look.

    Remind me not to post while drunk. (Apparantly you will have to travel through time to do that now.)

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    1. Re:You can only go forward... by drnomad · · Score: 1

      If they send knowledge from the future to our own age, then this knowledge has no origin. Everything in Mother Nature has birth, and eventually dies; People, Planets AND knowledge.

  94. Alex Chiu by Dwedit · · Score: 1

    On a very related note, Alex Chiu has some nice plans on his site for a Teleportation Machine.

    1. Re:Alex Chiu by Squidgee · · Score: 0

      God, I love alex chiu. What a crackpot...

  95. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, who's to say someone/something from another parallel universe hasn't done this already? Maybe our universe is already one of the many dumpsites of stuff/beings sent from parallel universes.

  96. At least the test is easy :) by Tensor · · Score: 1

    The good thing is that you dont actually need to test the time machine, just build it and say ok, this time tomorrow we will be sending back this apple a whole day...

    and you just sit and wait for an apple to appear out of thin air :) ...

    hmmm and you grab that apple and send it back tomorrow ... and you NEVER needed to buy that apple !!!

    time travel is sooo cool ...

    1. Re:At least the test is easy :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill: Ted, good thinking dude. After the report we'll time travel back to two days ago, steal your dad's keys, and leave them here.

      Ted: Where?

      Bill: I don't know. How about behind that sign? That way when we get here now, they'll be waiting for us. (bends down and picks up the keys) See?

      Ted: Whoa! Yeah! So after the report we can't forget to do this, or else it won't happen. But it did happen! Hey, it was me who stole my dad's keys!

    2. Re:At least the test is easy :) by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Say what you want about those movies, but Bill and Ted were the smartest time travellers ever.

      Watch Back to the Future. I wanted to slap Marty so many time because he's a complete idiot when it comes to time travel, in the first movie, at least. In the second movie he at least understands the danger created when he causes Biff to lay in wait for his past self. But in the third movie he's back to not understanding that the bridge will be there in the future.

      Compare this to Bill and Ted, who screw up, but only with the non-obvious rules of their time machine, like the fact that it brings you to consectutive times in the present, so you don't run into yourself, but you have to remember to change days manually. And they instantly realize they literally have all the time in the world, because they can prepare their presentatation after their presentation.

      Bill and Ted effortlessly grasped something quite that the people who wrote Back to the Future missed.

      Example: In Back to the Future III, why didn't they take the first time machine, hidden in a cave, and simply siphon off some gas from it for the second one, instead of trying to use whiskey? No one would miss two gallons, considering it was all going to pour out on the ground anyway. Thirty minutes of welding and they're back in the future.

      Granted, they could have had some throwaway line about how Doc drained all the gas from it to keep it from screwing up the engine, but I'm betting the writers simply forgot they had a supply of gas not five miles away.

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  97. Silly, silly, wrong! by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

    What makes you think that traveling through time would result in a slow or stop in movement through space, or that the laws that hold a person to the same trajectory as the Earth would no longer apply?

    Relativistic effects do not negate the effects of gravity or inertial effects - the effects that cause us to "stick to" the earth. The majority of this force is the force of gravity - which would really do the job no matter which direction we were moving in time (inertial effects would only be helpful in "sticking" to the earth if traveling forward in time.

    Also, if you read the article, the effect only happens inside the beam of electrons. That means that there is some minimum point before which time travel is not possible - the point at which the electron machine is turned on. This also limits the point in space.

    If time travel where possible, I guess maybe you'd feel a strange sensation, something like getting off the elevator (perhaps worse - you might be thrown several hundred feet in the air), as the earth began to rotate in the opposite direction though.

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  98. Have you considered the possibility by xX_sticky_Xx · · Score: 5, Funny

    That the professor is a time traveller?

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    1. Re:Have you considered the possibility by morgajel · · Score: 1

      yes- he's just trying to get home.
      he's been stuck on this planet for 14 years and no one's come to pick him up, so he decided to build one himself.

      sorta like the guy who "invented transparent aluminium"...

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  99. Okaaay, so he has routing issues by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a misconfigured network to me.

    Packets keep on getting looped around.

    Odd that it happened with fibre, more common with CAT5 in building LANs, but hey, if you've got the money for a Fibre LAN, why not go for it, eh?

    1. Re:Okaaay, so he has routing issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're the one with the misconfigured network.

    2. Re:Okaaay, so he has routing issues by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Ugh, somebody didn't read the article. . . .

      Ok explanation for the DENSE ones.

      One of the possible ways he 'is' going to create this time machine that was listed was by running some fibre in a loop.

      Thus my joke about a. . . .

      fibre loop.

      Extend that lame joke to a routing loop (its late, I forget what they are really called, you know, when some doofus has the packet banging back and forth between two routers on a network, or just being flung back and forth through whatever other goof-up was made) and you have my post above.

      Overrated, sure. Lame as hell? Yah, but that isn't a moderation option (sorry).

  100. Gotta love having tenure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you wonder why some professors take so long to openly discuss such crackpot theories...

  101. A working mock-up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like the one on that Black Adder special (yes, I know, that wasn't original, either).

  102. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the future hasnt happened yet, that would also mean that we cannot travel back in time since 2002 is the future of 2001..2000..1999, and so on...

  103. Re:Well... by ROBOKATZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe we nuke ourselves out of existence before we get it working.

  104. If they made a time machine .... by dcstimm · · Score: 1

    If he made a time machine in the future wouldnt you think he would come back to the past to give his "younger" self the blueprints? so we would have it by now? just a thought... unless this is the first time it EVER happened

  105. paradoxes.. by Cuthalion · · Score: 1
    With regards to paradoxes, I see four possible scenarios:
    1. It's not possible to change anything. When you're in the past, everything you do is the same as it happened last time, the only difference is this time you know who that lunatic that nobody listened to is (it's you).
    2. Whenever you go back in time you create an parallel universe. What this means is that you can't really change anything in your own universe, you can just leave it and try to make a place that you do like. You screw up, you get somewhere even worse than before, but don't fret, the 'original' universe is still running its course. In this scenario, it seems likely to me that lots of naturally occuring subatomic particles travelling back in time have created gazillions of these universes, in which case what the hell difference does one more or less make?
    3. It is entirely possible to "change" the past, and thus the present. In this universe the only stable timeline is one in which the time machine is never invented. "Eventually" it will stabilize on that. All the scare quotes are because they're describing notions which don't really make sense without a sense of meta-time.
    4. It's not possible to make a time machine. Physics doesn't work that way. But don't worry, we're all travelling through time on our own okay anyways.
      1. None of these cases really leave much room for time travel having much point, other than "I wanted to see what Yellowstone was like before it was overrun by tourists" (this doesn't work if other people think of this too).
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  106. More fun with logic by flacco · · Score: 2
    OK, so Mr Wizard goes back in time and warns his father not to smoke.

    So his father quits smoking.

    So he doesn't die.

    So Mr Wizard has no incentive to invent a time machine - thus never inventing it, thus never traveling back in time to warn his father, who continues to smoke, and dies of cancer when Mr Wizard is ten years old, motivating him to invent a time machine and go back into time to save his father...

    Mr Wizard should forget this craziness and concentrate on his true passion: Dance, Dance, DANCE!

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    1. Re:More fun with logic by fodi · · Score: 0

      The irony in that makes it believable.

  107. but that's only 1 of 4 axes by Inferno666 · · Score: 1

    Lets say you make a machine that can travel in time, you still have to make it travel through the 3 physical axes too. Say i want to go 1/2 a year back in time and i get into a stationary machine that will do it for me... i'm going to end up with my lungs exploding through my chest as i watch the earth orbit on the other side of the sun. The only real way to do this is to make the machine into a space craft of some sort and take it into space to do the traveling, then travel only in 1 year increments and hope the sun hasn't pulled the earth too far out of your way on it's orbit of the Galaxy. Then you also have to take into account any other matter that may be there, such as an asteroid, even if it's only a few centimeters diameter you could materialize with it in your brain. There are still a lot of problems facing time travel, dangers to ones own person still pale in comparison to what someone could do with a little splash in the primordial ooze. Time travel is a very stupid idea to bring about in a society filled with murders and wars.

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    1. Re:but that's only 1 of 4 axes by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      You still stay in the time machine. It's just like sitting in the room you are right now. You are moving around the earth's axis, around the sun, around the galactic center, etc, all while in your room. It is just like that except the room you are in happens to be in warped time, that's all.

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  108. What he'll find ... by rlp · · Score: 2

    And he'll no doubt travel into the future where he'll find a utopia based on the principles of Be excellent to each other and Party on dudes!.

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  109. I hope it's digital. by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    Analog time machines suck. HG Wells showed us that. I mean look at it, you just sit down and play with a few levers. The Delorean time machine though... digital, and it could fly!

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    1. Re:I hope it's digital. by jchawk · · Score: 1

      If it's digital then it better have digital copyright controls built in so you can't copy music or movies with it! hehe

    2. Re:I hope it's digital. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck that. time-shifting music is my natural right!

  110. old news by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    wasnt this already posted

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  111. Mid term papers by threaded · · Score: 1

    Well, it'll be a good way to mark all those mid term papers and still manage to get a little rest.

  112. Guess it works already... by Linuxthess · · Score: 1
    The eccentric old man grinned to himself. Well I guess this thing should hold up, he thought to himself. Sheesh, he muttered quietly as he deftly wiped sweat off his moistened supercilia. This will be the first test.

    His fire
    His Sputnik
    Hell he thought to himself, all the inventions in man's short history was nothing compared to what he hoped to accomplish now.

    /. was his first specimen.
    And he was going to send it just one week in the past.
    Nobody thought this could have been a late Aprils Fool joke.

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  113. (OT) by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2

    According to my time machin... clock, it will be 2 am in approximately 2 and a half hours.

    Where do you live? I live in Surrey.

    1. Re:(OT) by Quirk · · Score: 1

      Hi, I'm in the heart of the heart of the city but my family home's on the island, Victoria.

      I'm pretty much pumped on sugar,caffine and groking Java (cool language, I read Eckel's book but have never had the time to play with it).

      cheers
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  114. exactly how in the hell.... by sethbc · · Score: 2, Funny

    exactly how in the hell was this article posted at 2:30 anyway?

    2:00am - 3:00am didn't happen today...

    maybe it was the time machine...

  115. the good news is... by KingPrad · · Score: 1
    if this is really a success you can go back in time and invest in it! No risk!

    KingPrad

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  116. Umm particles from the future? by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The second particle would be the first one visiting itself from the future."

    I see two problems with this:

    1.) What would keep the particle appearing in the future from appearing in the same spot? Seems like they'd try to occupy the same space..

    2.) how will they know it's the same particle? Guage it's spin maybe?

    Im concerned that the experiment could produce positive results, but not positively. Kind of like that fusion bubbles thing not too long ago.

    Here's a question though: Is it possible this could be a new way to harness energy? Imagine reclaiming energy from the past...

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    1. Re:Umm particles from the future? by wagnerer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pauli exclusion principle.

    2. Re:Umm particles from the future? by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

      What everybody seems to forget is that the earth is not still! If you travelled forward or backward in time, even a moment, you would be thousands of miles away from where you just were! The earth rotates about its axis, it orbits the sun, and the solar system orbits a marger body, which perhaps orbits a larger one... This particle will never show up in the lab.

      Why has no-one pointed this out?

    3. Re:Umm particles from the future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah, but does the Pauli exclusion principle apply to people as well? (gulp)

    4. Re:Umm particles from the future? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Why has no-one pointed this out?"

      Because it's wrong?

      The containment field containing the distorted space would be moving right along with the Earth and the sun and yadda yadda. Since the lasers are taking the particle with it, it's fairly safe to assume that the 2nd particle would appear in roughly the same place, maybe with a different spin.

      That's the part I'm not sure about. I'm concerned with if they'll show up in the same place.

      As for what you said, I had that question about Back to the Future. Why didn't the Delorean appear somewhere in space?

      I have a couple of ideas about this:

      1.) The 'time circuits' took the Earth's rotation and movement etc into account. He was a smart enough guy, he could do it.

      2.) There is one shot in BttF where the Delorean appears to explode and then implode again. I think this was supposed to be some sort of portal opening up. In which case, I imagine a tunnel connecting the portal in the future to the portal in the past. If so, then maybe the point of going 88 miles an hour was so that the time machine could breach the portal and make it to the other end of it. If that's the case, then I could also imagine this tunnel being sort of an energy vacuum, which would explain the car freezing as it re-entered normal space.

      If the portals/tunnel theory works, then the two portals would have relative positions on Earth, therefore the Delorean would appear to be in the same spot.

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  117. Here's a non-media-hyped article by Sitaram+Iyer · · Score: 1

    .. with a decent physics-looking explanation: an interview with April Holladay on Wonderquest.com.
    p.s. I hope this venture succeeds.

  118. It is impossible by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    Because if it was possible, then that means that there is no such thing as free will.

    If it was possible then everything that has happened and everything that will happen, has already happened. How else could you move around time?

    Go forward to a time that has not yet happened? Go back, but from a person in the past our time has not yet happened.

    So time travel cannot exist. Or else there is no such thing as free will.

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    1. Re:It is impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was possible then everything that has happened and everything that will happen, has already happened.

      Congratulations.

    2. Re:It is impossible by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      Can you prove that free will does exist?

    3. Re:It is impossible by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Well, one thing I've heard a couple of times is that there can't be anything like free will because what we describe as 'thinking' and 'decision-making' (deciding what to do based on your free will) relies completely on chemical reactions. The future state of our minds is thus predetermined as we depend on those reactions and not vice-versa.

  119. has anyone visited us already? by guest12 · · Score: 1

    if it is possible at all someone from the future must have visited us already. any ideas who it could have been?

    1. Re:has anyone visited us already? by thecaddy · · Score: 1

      I nominate Jesus.

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    2. Re:has anyone visited us already? by Kirruth · · Score: 1

      I have come from the future to warn you! Whatever you do, don't elect George W Bush, as it is he who will...hmmm, 7th April 2002. Oh, crap, sorry. As you were.

      Er, hey, just as an aside. Are there any reinforced concrete bunkers around here?

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    3. Re:has anyone visited us already? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Chances are, if anyone from the future HAS visited our time, they won't reveal themselves. If they do, they run the risk of changing history, maybe even wiping themselves out.

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  120. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Twilight1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, I have one of these! Aparrently someone else built the thing and disguised it as my washing machine and dryer. I wonder if it was him... and if it was... why in the hell did he build it into a washer and dryer?

    Somewhere... out there... in a parallel universe... people get free socks out of thin air. Of course, these socks are always half of a pair. It's not possible to send both socks in a pair into one of these parallel universes. I'm not sure which law of physics this would falls under.

    I wonder... if I tied a string to a pair of socks... and one went into the parallel universe and the other remained in my dryer... where would the string lead to? Oh well... I'll leave the string theories to the experts. ;)

    -Twilight1

  121. wrong by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    You dont get it

    Time travel is not traveling through our time and our future, but through a parrellel universes past and future

    most likely you wont even be physically there, you'll just see it

    but im not exactly sure myself

    you never can know this until you try it, theres theories of other dimensions, string theory proves it.

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    1. Re:wrong by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      You dont get it
      Time travel is not traveling through our time and our future, but through a parrellel universes past and future

      sheesh, you state that like it were a known fact or something. All it is is somebody's pull-it-out-of-their-ass speculation.

    2. Re:wrong by pyrrho · · Score: 2

      ok, but the point is you have gone back to a your own past, landed at an intersection point with a parallel universe (all points are intersection points) from which your new future may be different. However, the poster was correct that you would forget your memories this way, and be in an identical state as then. Any differences would be from randomness.

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    3. Re:wrong by torako · · Score: 1
      You state this as if you really knew what you were talking about, BUT:

      To get that clear, a "dimension" is just not what sci-fi movies tell us, it's not a parallel world or something it's just what we learned in Geometry: A direction an object can extend into spatially, or timewise. The 11 dimension in String Theory are spatial or time-dimension, but *within* our universe, that is there is no evil twin of yourself in the 6th dimension or something..

      Additionally those extra dimension are thought to be rolled and don't have direct influence on everyday physics. They are essentially just mathematical methods to make String Theory mathematically sane.

    4. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you sure do know a lot about science fiction

    5. Re:wrong by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      a 2d object would know know what 3d is, a 3d object would not know what 4d is, 4d is time/space itself is a dimension,

      A mirror universe is simple a point in time which is possible, a point in time is a dimension, when you travel through diffrent points in time you travel through dimensions.

      Time is like geometry and shape, it has a constant, that constant is it always moves forward, it can be measured like a shape, distance , and speed can effect time, which means movement through space and basic travel effects time, is time not a dimension?

      Alot of scientists believe 4d is time, and time measures movement and change.

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  122. Hey, this just happened to me by Frank.B.Parker · · Score: 0
    You probably won't remember anything, because your brain will return to its prior state when you travel back in time.

    Indeed, on April 9th in the evening, we had a backstep. I arrived at the destination on April 2nd, as planned, but however I lost all memory of why we had that backstep. How am I now supposed to undo the catastrophe that'll happen, if I don't know what it is?

    1. Re:Hey, this just happened to me by darien · · Score: 1

      Should have written it on your arm or something!

    2. Re:Hey, this just happened to me by Frank.B.Parker · · Score: 0

      ... but then the writing would have been wiped off by the time travel ...

    3. Re:Hey, this just happened to me by ender- · · Score: 1

      ... but then the writing would have been wiped off by the time travel ...

      Then use a permanent marker, silly :)

      Ender

  123. I was thinking of other crystals by Niadh · · Score: 1

    I was thinking he ment crystals that slowed down light not speed it up Light Stopped, Held And Re-emitted By A Crystal

  124. Unrestrained imagination is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As Richard Feynman said, "Scientific imagination is imagination in a straitjacket." The other kind may seem more fun, but accomplishes nothing because it doesn't work.

    Now if a kid wants to engage in time travel, I would discourage it. Nothing we know that I know about has any chance of doing that. Ditto for anti-gravity. You have to learn to accept the straitjacket.

    But if the kid wants to understand time travel, then encourage that. From the mystery of Time's arrow, to anti-particles being regular particles going backwards in time, to strange geometries in General Relativity where it is possible (but which require multiple stars worth of material moving in rather unnatural ways to accomplish), there is lots to engage the mind. But you can't lose track of the gap between what we think we know, what we think might be possible, and what we know doesn't work. Without that you might as well be a witch doctor invoking the spirits for all of the effect you are going to have...

    1. Re:Unrestrained imagination is useless by Kalani · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have posted one of the few slashdot comments that I would immediatley rate to 5 if I could. It's good to see some sense around here!

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    2. Re:Unrestrained imagination is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Now if a kid wants to engage in time travel, I would discourage it. Nothing we know that I know about has any chance of doing that. Ditto for anti-gravity. You have to learn to accept the straitjacket.

      Richard Feynman did many things by ignoring that very advice. He was a classic out-of-the-box thinker.

      Most of the profound changes in science take place by trying to do the "impossible", and succeeding. Not all such quests do, of course, but if everyone thought in that straightjacket, we'd never have relativity at all. Or Copernican solar systems. Or lasers (don't exist naturally).

      What we "know" doesn't work today changes to a Miracle! It Worked! tomorrow.

    3. Re:Unrestrained imagination is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, Feynman didn't go around doing things that everyone thought was impossible. He went around doing very clever things that nobody else knew how to do.


      Feynman always worked within the straitjacket of science.

    4. Re:Unrestrained imagination is useless by BTWR · · Score: 1

      I respectfully must say (and I mean this, this is a truthful reply, not flamebait) that I hope that there are few people out there like you.

      You seem to "know" what is "impossible." I'm not going to give the tired "Well Columbus or Einstein proved what people thought was impossible" argument (though it is still applicable). All I'm saying is that it is a sad day when a person says that he would "discourage" such thinking and experimentation. It is the basis of humanity that we broke away from the animal kingdom and have, in 100,000 years done the impossible, which is break away from the life systems of organisms for the last 4 billion years. We are the only organisms (most likely) in the history of the planet to have removed our dependence on nature, and the pioneers of this were merely cavemen. Yesterday: fire, today: flight, tomorrow: who know?

      All I'm saying is, please don't make us stop now.

  125. MOD PARENT Down, -1, TRoll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is obviously a troll. no one has time travelled. I can't believe he fooled a clueless mod into modding him up.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT Down, -1, TRoll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you offer any better theory than watching a Sliders rerun? Can you offer any decent insight to this discussion? Methinks not, dumbshit.

      Go back to dropping your goatse.cx with H0t Gr!ts trolls, moron.

  126. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we are among you. Art Bell used to have a time traveller call-in line every once in a while. I called in on a couple of previous trips. Generally, though, we're not supposed to talk about your future. Some of us do, though. I'll tell you one little tidbit: Bill Gates died a pauper, and the webcase of his funeral got h4x0r3d by some 1ee8 h4x0r5.

  127. Not quite... by diverman · · Score: 1

    There's a physicist doing research on ideas surounding time travel. I think he recently published a book which is a theoretical cookbook to building a time machine.

    In summary, he explains that the conflicts of meeting yourself, etc. isn't really a "problem". There's no mathematical problem that can be stated or conflicted with that philosophical question. The reason that you can't go back in time prior to the point of creation of the time machine has to do with the connecting ends of a worm hole. If the creation of the time machine creates one end of a worm hole, the other end can only be in the relative future.

    I don't claim to understand the physics behind any of this, but that's what some of the leading physicists are thinking.

    -Alex

  128. you just dont get it by HanzoSan · · Score: 3, Redundant

    If someone in this world time travels, they vanish FOREVER. They can never return to THIS reality,

    You see, if they go to the past, it creates a new future, thus a new reality

    If they go to the future, its the future but they cant return to the present after they get to the future because the present is no longer the same present, if they return, they'll return to a new present.

    basically time travelers arent traveling in time, but traveling through diffrent realities, its more like sliders.

    This is based on string theory, and the current ideas of dimensions, and understanding of the multiverse and physics

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    1. Re:you just dont get it by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Thank god someone understands this. I was beginning to believe the world full of even bigger idiots than I had originally thought. I hope someone mods you up.

    2. Re:you just dont get it by Kraphty · · Score: 1

      I don't think it creates new realities. The realities already exist. That is, if you buy into the whole Multiverse theory of things.

      So, the sliders analogy works, but they can still return to this reality. The neat thing about this viewpoint is that it completely rules out possible time travel paradoxes. Whatever you change in the past was actually changed in a different reality. Everything remains the same when you come back because our reality hasn't changed.

      So, in a way, time is static. Imagine these separate realities as actually separate reality moments. There are infinite moments, one for each possibility that could have occurred at each moment in 'time'. Then, when the they time travel they actually travel to the reality moment that represents the possibility of them just showing up at that exact time.

      I picture this as an infinity x infinity x infinity cube.

      I'm just kinda pulling this out of my head as I go. It probably doesn't match up with any existing theories or anything, but it sounds good to me.

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    3. Re:you just dont get it by meggito · · Score: 2

      You can go to the future and come back. Just if you go to the future again it will be different.

    4. Re:you just dont get it by GlassUser · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you know this isn't already the ultimate slice of universe, with everyone's time travel already factored?

    5. Re:you just dont get it by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > If someone in this world time travels, they
      > vanish FOREVER. They can never return to THIS
      > reality,

      Wrong! Everyone gets it wrong. If they go into the past, it's YOU who vanishes forever, not them. They are just another perfectly fine conglomeration of atoms (now) in the past, unaltered. You are nothing but a memory to them, and exist in no parallel world.

      Warning to researchers: A neutron sent back far enough into time will alter the course of some atom, which will alter the course of other atoms. This will build up until, some months or years down the road, the weather is different. This will (as an upper bound on the time needed) alter the copulation times of various couples, resulting in different sperm fertilizations, resulting in different humans. In short order, virtually the entire subsequent generation will be different genetic people. If this happens before you're born, you won't be, and you won't even know it.

      If this happens somewhat before you think of the idea you might not think of it, and again you won't even know it.

      I think, therefore I am. I still think, therefore I am. (Looks nervously about) I still think, therefore I am.

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    6. Re:you just dont get it by Snafoo · · Score: 2

      There's a worse problem. As there are obviously lots of universes trivially different from our own, there is the possibility --- nay, extreme probability --- that two people will attempt to slide to exactly the same spot.

      I don't want to be in the general viscinity when that happens.

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    7. Re:you just dont get it by Raffi+Spock · · Score: 1

      Ah! So *that's* what happened to 9:30 AM yesterday morning!

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    8. Re:you just dont get it by Virtex · · Score: 2

      That's one of the ways I've envisioned it. But it raises the question of "how do you know if it works?" If I send an object back in time, it just vanishes, so how do I know it actually travelled through time and didn't just vanish? And if I send myself through time, I'll know, but how do I get back to let anyone else know? From their point of view, I just disappeared forever.

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    9. Re:you just dont get it by birdman042 · · Score: 0

      Hmm this sounds just like the story in Stephen Baxter's novel "The Time Ships". It was a psuedo-sequel to H.G. Wells's "The Time Machine". The book tells about the time traveler and his attempt to return to his own time after his adventures in the first book, only to find things so out of wack. He then proceeds to travel forward and backward through time in an attempt to find hes "own slice of time". Great read! It basically looks at time travel but adding what we know about quantum physics and string theory in a very technical, but easy to read novel. Highly recomended! Birdman

    10. Re:you just dont get it by samdu · · Score: 1
      This is like the time travel theorem in the Marvel Universe. Basically, it goes like this. Assuming one pristine "virgin" timeline, any time (no pun intended) someone travels in time, either forward or backward, they create a "divergent" timeline. This timeline has bo effect on the virgin timeline, but instead is a coexisting, parallel branch. Every time travel trip creates yet another divergent timeline. A much more detailed and anal account can be found here.

      -Sam

    11. Re:you just dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Take a photograph of a blank wall.
      2. Place something in front of the wall and send it a few minutes back in time.
      3. Look at the photo.

      Or better yet, send something small back in time, so that it appears in a famous photograph.

    12. Re:you just dont get it by Tri0de · · Score: 2

      Because, nothing can 'just vanish'. Matter can be transformed into energy but if the subatomic particle, or person ceased to exist as a physical entity then there would be a measurable amount of energy discharged as they transformed (burned, fused, fissioned whatever). If they acutally CHANGED location than you wouldn't have the energy discharge.

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    13. Re:you just dont get it by RoguePsion · · Score: 0

      This guy obviously didn't see Time Machine. If you read the article, it says that the whole reason he invented this time machine was so that he could go back in time to prevent hi father from smoking himself to death. This obviously wouldn't work, because by preventing the death of his father, he would eliminate his motivation for making a time machine. Thus his father would still be killed in some equally tragic way. If there is one thing the Time Machine movie taught us, it is that.

    14. Re:you just dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you talking about parking, or quantum physics?

    15. Re:you just dont get it by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      Small correction...

      It was his attempts to return to the time he originally visited.

      Great book, except for that picture. You know which one I mean. Still gives me nightmares.

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    16. Re:you just dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand. That wouldn't work because as soon as you send something back, it enters an entirely new timestream that forks off and will never reach yours.

    17. Re:you just dont get it by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, 'already'? How could it not 'already' have happened if it happened in the past? ;)

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    18. Re:you just dont get it by birdman042 · · Score: 0

      oops... my bad. Been a while since I have read it. Gotta dig it out of the book box.

    19. Re:you just dont get it by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      What? Don't be silly. If I time travel back one year, I won't be gone. In fact, if I take care of myself in the year after I time travel, I'll still be around now, just one year older than you would have expected me to be.

      You obviously don't understand this stuff at all. Why do you think he expects to see two neutrons, or rather two versions of the same neutron, but one of which has travelled into the past? When the neutron time travels, it is not going into some other universe; it will go into the past and live alongside the "younger" version of itself. Stop saying stupid shit.

    20. Re:you just dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Heh heh.
      You realize that you're confusing Science Fiction with reality, don't you? The fact of the matter is no one really knows what would happen. Is it a different timeline? How could you tell? Certainly no physicists have proved anything about timetravel - not even whether it's possible.

    21. Re:you just dont get it by flegged · · Score: 2

      That's pretty much my theory. Imagine the entire universe in one moment were a little box. Now imagine that there is one of each of these little boxes for every moment ever, arranged in line a to make a string.

      That string is time.

      Now imagine you have a bunch of those timelines, side by side - you have every possible combination of reality ever.

      Now quantum mechanics gets involved. For every possible action, there are two outcomes - it either happened or it didn't. Imagine that each of these outcomes splits a time string into two - each fork is a reality that could have happened.

      When you throw in time travel, some interesting things happen. When you go back to a point in the past, the timeline splits - one string has you arriving at that point in time; the other you didn't, and reality can continue on it's merry way until the event where you decide to go back in time. Paradoxes are impossible, you're just making more possible realities. You can't kill your grandfather, but you can make a new reality where he is dead.

      Sliding is even more fun. When you switch lanes, and go to one of these alternate universes, you create a fork in that timeline. Now if, as on "Sliders", the destination is quantumly random, there are an infinite number of possible universes you can end up in. This means that the timelines are split inifinitely, you end up one alternate of every alternate reality. For every universe, there is a fork where you arrived and another where you didn't.

      It is possible to get home. Indeed, you will get home every single time you do slide. The problem is getting to experience the being home. Since there are two copies of your life (one that got there by chance and one that didn't) in every reality, the more you slide, the more copies of yourself can appear in other realities.

      Now let's try a mindfuck.
      Imagine a line. Imagine a line a right angles to that line. Fine, so you have a cross. Now imagine another line at right angles to both of those. You now have a three dimensional cross. Now imagine a line at right angles to those three lines.
      Therein lies the mindfuck. The human mind can't deal with more than 3D but we'll have to make do.
      Back to three dimensions, imagine that one of them is time. So you have a 2D plane, and you can see time-slices within them. Think about the string bundle again for a bit, and look at the way they're all line next to each other. They need a dimension for that. Make that the third dimension on your cross. So you can see again a 2D plane, but this time you're seeing cross-sections of alternate realities - snapshots of the same time, but in a different reality.

      So now we have five dimensions. The basic ones xyz that everyone knows about, t for time, and a fifth, p for probability. Try for a moment to imagine a five dimensional intersection. Ouch.

      If you accept that any of these dimensions are infinite, you must accept that they all are. It's easy to see that time is forever because it's impossible to be anything before or after time. So the probability dimension is infinite. Which means that the impossible will happen somewhere far out on that dimension. Somewhere out there, George Bush will declare peace and Britney Spears will learn to sing.

      Check out my thoughts on this, although that page is probably not as coherent as this post.

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    22. Re:you just dont get it by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Duh. There is some fallacy of loogic here, even if I can't name it. It may be a new one.

      First, a similar fallacy regarding another strange phenomena, everyone's favorite reincarnation. Some 5 yr old has nightmares, memories from a "past life". Evidence to support the memories are even accurate. Skeptics rant and rave about it, then the kooks start ranting and raving, and pretty soon, no one is thinking straight.

      So what if the memories are accurate? Memories != soul. The 5 yr old isn't the dead guy reborn. He just somehow manages to have his memories... is an amnesiac a new person? No. Memories have little to do with the soul, whatever that is. So does anyone bother to forget about kooky religious conclusions, and look for a mechanism that could relay memories from a dead man to another living? If the phenomena is indeed genuine, I would at least expect to find 2 people alive simultaneously, that have the same memories. I might even expect to find a "transfer" that doesn't involve a dead guy. No one bothers, because they can't see past all their retarded preconceptions.

      You are perfectly willing to concede that a particular timeline has the ability to store one set of events, thats a given. You are even willing to concede that it can rewrite over this storage, evidenced by your beliefs about time travel. And yet you won't even consider that such a timeline might have enough storage to store more than one complete timeline? That it is in some way finite? Fuck, I hope we don't use up the max rewrites, or the thing will start dropping bits.

      Even if you are correct, and there is only storage enough for one history on the timeline... the person doesn't travel back to the past. The true past, doesn't have him materializing in it. In effect, he would be "resetting" the universe to a former state, with a slight modification (him still in it). If this is what would actually happen, I would expect that some physics experiments somewhere, might detect it. If I were more than an amateur though, I'm certain that there are more than a few flaws with this. Besides, I can't accept that the universe/timeline is finite in this fashion.

      Get some critical thinking skills.

  129. We're all spammers by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
    If an infinite number of parallel dimensions exist with every possible combination of the state of the universe, then I'm posting this message in an infinite number of parallel dimensions. We're all multi-dimensional spammers!

  130. Ill explain by HanzoSan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you go to the past, this is assuming time travel to the past is actually possible, it modifies the future, the future is no longer the same. You are now in a totally diffrent dimension, a diffrent reality, one which you created when you entered the time machine.

    Time travel is something our minds do on a daily basis, you can imagine future events, sometimes you are right and sometimes you are wrong, traveling into the future allows you to travel into a POSSIBLE future, but no future is THE absolute future,

    Time is not mapped, its dynamic, it works like this, everything that can happening, is happening if not in this reality in another.

    Its more like sliders than likee the time machine movie, you travel through realities, or mirror universes, according to current theory, its believed theres infinite mirror worlds

    A time machine actually isnt a time machine in that sense, its a machine which allows you to go into any reality you want, or create your own reality by modifying the past.

    We all create our own reality anyway, the diffrence is with a time machine, YOU have an advantage, you can not only imagine a new reality but literally control the future by modifying the past.

    Its like gambling but cheating.

    A time machine allows you to essentially cheat.

    The reason we dont see anyone coming from the future is, when you travel to the future, the past changes, you can never go back to the original past, if you do go back to the past its a new past thats a mirror of the original one.

    I'm convinced anyone who will time travel into the future will never return, basically they'll vanish forever and all will vanish with them

    Anyone who travels to the past will vanish forever from our reality

    basically time travel is a one way trip.

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    1. Re:Ill explain by diverman · · Score: 1

      Most of these theories are philosophical however.

      I understand what you mean by the alternate realities, and potentially infinite futures. That's always been the way I've viewed time. Of course, without a deeper scientific understanding of time, these theories don't have much to stand on.

      What I was referring to was more along the lines of creating a connection between a present time, and a future time. When that future time is achieved, there will be a connection to travel back and forth. Theoretically, this would be a two-way connection, allowing a return.

      Ask all the questions you want about how and why... I won't answer them. These aren't my theories. Try reading more scientific theories based on physics. Philosophy means nothing except to provide for mental masterbation.

      -Alex

    2. Re:Ill explain by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1

      Anyone claiming that it's possible to leave this universe and enter another needs to explain why we never see anyone entering this universe (after presumably having left another).

    3. Re:Ill explain by ObitMan · · Score: 0
      basically time travel is a one way trip

      I nominate you to be the first time traveller!

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    4. Re:Ill explain by tftp · · Score: 1
      Anyone claiming that it's possible to leave this universe and enter another needs to explain why we never see anyone entering this universe

      Most people would fail to notice a new guest at a decent party, let alone a new traveler in the whole huge universe :-)

    5. Re:Ill explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe even a two-way data connection so we can bridge the net into the future, imagine the ping times over that link.

    6. Re:Ill explain by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      I think your comments are based on a confusion. If somebody travels back into our past, then sometime in our past a time traveler has arived. All the deeds of a time traveler to the past have already happened. You don't have to worry about a time traveler "changing the present" or the future, because all their actions are finished (duh; they happened in the past).

      Don't let ill-conceived science fiction movies convince you otherwise.

    7. Re:Ill explain by Cenam · · Score: 0

      of cource theres an abs future, even if there were different diminsions whenever something traveled through time, that diminsion would still ahve a set future, determined when the universe was first formed, and later when the universe implodes on itself before expanding again in another big bang it will be determined in the exact same way, so when you think about it i'm immortal:)

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    8. Re:Ill explain by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      Anyone claiming that it's possible to leave this universe and enter another needs to explain why we never see anyone entering this universe

      I can explain that. Someone could only enter our universe if he were coming from a universe in which people could time travel. It seems likely that such universes comprise a very small percentage of the total number of universes. Since the number of universes from which people time travel is so small compared to the total number of universes, any particular universe (including our own) is overwhelmingly unlikely to be one of the ones at which a time traveler arrives.
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    9. Re:Ill explain by $uperjay · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Still a bit off. First, the distinction needs to be made between a going-to-the-past time machine or a going-to-the-future time machine. The latter is easier to make: either travel near the speed of light so time moves more slowly for you, or just get yourself cryogenically frozen. Since you're moving down the timestream, there are no problems with you ending up down a different branch than that which you started on.

      A traveling-to-the-past machine, however, is quite different. You don't just pick another possible reality and hop to it - that's not a time machine at all, and you've probably been watching too much Sliders. Instead you trace back along the path you took through time-space. You could, conceivably, end up following a different branch from your destination. However, since you'd be following your own path through time-space backwards, you'd be affected by the trip as well, growing younger, losing memories, et cetera. The current model of time travel dictates you could only go back until the time at which your time-machine became operational, as well. And, of course, since your consciousness would have be rewound, so to speak, you'd have effectively ceased to exist. Probably the only use for it would be repeatedly hopping back until you found a branch of the timestream that you liked (or one in which your time machine was destroyed before you could go time-traveling again!). You wouldn't remember anything at all, though, so the distinction between reliving a part of your life and suicide would be a very fuzzy one. In effect, you'd have snuffed out your own existence in favour of creating another branch on the tree of time-space.

    10. Re:Ill explain by dytin · · Score: 1

      Yes, but your theory fails to take into account paradoxes such as if I kill my father, how could I exist in the first place. If time travel is possible, then there almost has to be multiple universes.

    11. Re:Ill explain by Transcendent · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Time travel is something our minds do on a daily basis, you can imagine future events, sometimes you are right and sometimes you are wrong, traveling into the future allows you to travel into a POSSIBLE future, but no future is THE absolute future,

      Time is not mapped, its dynamic, it works like this, everything that can happening, is happening if not in this reality in another.


      Exactly WHAT about time is dynamic?

      There is no way for anything in this universe to be random (causing something to by dynamic... to have multiple possible outcomes). Subatomic particles don't just appear and dissappear... that would go against the law of conservation of energy. Something would have to CAUSE them to appear somewhere (if that even happens)... so the thought of parallel universes being created does not go by the rules of physics...

      Explain to me how you can just blow up for no reason what-so-ever... because you say it can happen in a parallel universe.

      So there is an absolute future.... it is controlled by the past...

      If you could travel back in time... be sure to stay a couple trillion lightyears away from yourself, just to make sure you don't interfere with anything effecting you from taking that step into the time machine and going back in time... once again.

    12. Re:Ill explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go check out art bell, he's inteviewing trepassers every third week, or soo.

    13. Re:Ill explain by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      There is no way for anything in this universe to be random (causing something to by dynamic... to have multiple possible outcomes). Subatomic particles don't just appear and dissappear... that would go against the law of conservation of energy. Something would have to CAUSE them to appear somewhere (if that even happens)...

      And 80 years of quantum physics pass yet another person by. Whoosh!

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    14. Re:Ill explain by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Since you're moving down the timestream, there are no problems with you ending up down a different branch than that which you started on.

      Technical note: You end up in all branches, just like everyone else does.

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    15. Re:Ill explain by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Why would you be able to do that? Maybe the patricidal idiots step into the time machine and simply never appear at the other end, because they would have caused a paradox if they had.

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    16. Re:Ill explain by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      then explain... are you going to use the fact that we can't measure the spin of an electron at the same time as the position? ...if so, i feel sorry for you...

    17. Re:Ill explain by $uperjay · · Score: 1

      Different versions of you, yes. There's still only one you, although they're probably all quite similar to each you.

    18. Re:Ill explain by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      Read: Lewis, David K (1976) "The Paradoxes of Time Travel" American Philosophical Quarterly 13; 145-152

      This article should have been required reading before anybody posts half-baked musings about "paradoxes" and time travel. The upshot is that these grandfather paradoxes have a straightforward solution.

    19. Re:Ill explain by dytin · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't really have the time to find that article. Would it be possible for you to give me a quick summary of the straightforward solution to paradoxes?

    20. Re:Ill explain by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

      I don't have time to do that! :)

    21. Re:Ill explain by ToadMan8 · · Score: 0

      They won't dissappear from our plane of existance, they will never have existed in our plane of existance. If they "go back and vanish" they would have already vanashed in the past, so they would never have existed. That's why it's called a paradox...

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    22. Re:Ill explain by creedacron · · Score: 1

      well we should still have visitors to our universe. any person that visits any other universe would obviously have knowledge of time travel. that person could then share that info with everyone from that universe. many people from that universe would then venture on their own time travels. they would all scatter to different universes and share their time travel knowlege. this would create an infinite cycle. soon enough we should have someone who reaches our universe.

    23. Re:Ill explain by Iainuki · · Score: 1

      This is all speculation. In fact, all contemplation of time travel is more or less speculation, since (obviously) no one has done the experiments. However, it is a stronger form of speculation than many other speculations made about as-yet-unobserved phenomena, mainly because our understanding of time in this deep context is not very refined. We have time-travel solutions in general relativity (GR), but partial melds of quantum mechanics (QM) and GR indicate that these classical solutions may not be correct. In essence, we can attempt to make some educated guesses, but that's it. My personal suspicion is that there are no time travel paradoxes because the wave functions representing paradoxical solutions interfere and cancel, leaving only non-paradoxical wave functions in the real universe. But, I really don't know either.

    24. Re:Ill explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough* virtual particles *cough*

      *another cough* zeropoint energy *cough*

      If particles couldn't leap into existence, no matter how unlikely, then this universe wouldn't exist.

      Unless you are religous.
      Which begs the infinite recursion question... how did your God come into existance?
      And don't give the answers "always existed" or "not for us to contemplate" because they are incrediably poor answers.

      Particles appear. Particles disappear. It just happens that most particles you see still have a couple of trillion years left in them before they decay.

    25. Re:Ill explain by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

      Actually, here's a link to a pretty crappy essay that touches on some stuff in that article. If I were you, though, I'd go look it up.

    26. Re:Ill explain by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

      Oh, here's a much better, though more technical paper!

    27. Re:Ill explain by zevans · · Score: 1


      OK, I'll bite.

      First, there are plenty of random events in this Universe. Radioactive decay of individual particles is a good example. Second, subatomic particles do appear and disappear (quantum foam anybody?). Normally this is only for a short time, but there are exceptions such as Hawking radiation at event horizons.

      Third, and most importantly, the "rules of physics" do not apply to collections of universes, because the laws to which you refer describe behaviour within closed systems in _this_ universe only. Not other universes, and certainly not the behaviour of universes in general.

      I refer you to Schrodinger and Tiddles on the subject of an absolute future and past.

      Your last paragraph is interesting though - I guess that's one way to remove the possibility of paradox.

      If you could only travel back in time to spatial locations where your starting point is outside the light cone of your end point, there's no way information could be exchanged between your past selves. ("Starting point" and "end point" refer to your time-travel journey, so the "end" is actually earlier in time than the "start.")

      My head aches.

      Zack

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    28. Re:Ill explain by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      but there still is a cause for the creation of the virtual particle.....

    29. Re:Ill explain by Kirkoff · · Score: 2

      Time is not mapped, its dynamic, it works like this, everything that can happening, is happening if not in this reality in another.

      Hmm, that reminds me of a plan my brother-in-law and I came up with a few years ago. Since we know that there are infinite amounts of universes, and all of them are just a bit different, we decided that we would make a hard drive that stored one megabyte (This is when 800MB was the consumer high end) and it would extend it's storage to free space in other parallel universes. Even if in most of the universes the drives don't exist, and in most of the ones where they do exist, they're full, there is still an infinite amount left so there is still storage space. Maybe a bigger drive would be more practical, but the idea remains the same.

      Sitting here though, I was thinking "Imagine a beowulf cluster of parallel universe linked computers." I guess that's so bad since I didn't post it alone. You could have an infinite amount of processing power, it'd be great. Now all I need to do is get that inter-reality NIC working. It seems like the power smoothing capasiter doesn't work right when it's a flux capasiter and the breaker on my hose keeps going when my NIC demands 1.2MW to shoot electrons and electromagnetic waves back 3 seconds in time... I can't tell you how I recieve it though, just that your setup isn't quite right. The general science comunity doesn't want to believe this is true. (Thinks to Art Bell's Guests)* They're resisting it because it changes their current understanding!

      When it's working I'll contact slashdot first of course!

      --Josh

      *I actually do like Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell, just we know that some of the guests aren't all there.

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    30. Re:Ill explain by Wah · · Score: 2

      Here's a short analysis of it. Basically, it seems you resolve the paradox by making up a new word and using that to explain it.

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    31. Re:Ill explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PhysicsGenius is better than you are.

    32. Re:Ill explain by jafac · · Score: 2

      The one thing that I never "got" about Sliders is, out of all the zillions of possible parallel Earths, (I assume that they were all orbiting and rotating in the same exact location, or there would be some serious inertial or spacial problems on arrival) - none of them were very freindly and benign. They were all near the cusp of some frighteningly huge conflict. They never found a place where nobody was fighting anybody, and where there were helpful people and plentiful resources where they could relax for a few months and try to solve the problem of how to get back home. Just unlucky, I guess.

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    33. Re:Ill explain by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      soon enough we should have someone who reaches our universe.


      How soon is "soon enough"? Maybe "soon" in terms of the universe is 957 bajillion gigayears. I mean, even if there are an infinite number of universes, it would happen eventually over an infinite amount of time, but that doesn't mean it has to happen before our sun dies.

      mark
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    34. Re:Ill explain by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      That leads me to a question that I have been wondering for some time now. If teleportation a la Star Trek becomes possible, are those people really being moved from one place to another, or is the original being destroyed, with an exact duplicate (with all the memories etc. of the original person) taking its place? Because it's not the same molecules, right? The duplicate would think it was the original, but the original would be dead!

      All I know is, I will never use a teleporter.

      mark

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    35. Re:Ill explain by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      They never found a place where nobody was fighting anybody, and where there were helpful people and plentiful resources where they could relax for a few months and try to solve the problem of how to get back home.

      Yeah, like I'd watch that.

      "On the next episode of Sliders: the gang slides into a peaceful dimension and they hang out and enjoy it."

      =)

      mark
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    36. Re:Ill explain by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      No, there is not. It's just that simple. Things happen literally for no reason whatsoever, at the subatomic level.

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    37. Re:Ill explain by SIGFPE · · Score: 2
      At this point I can't help but quote Uncle Al on sci.physics:

      Physics isn't an exercise in creative writing

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    38. Re:Ill explain by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Exactly which side are you arguing for, again? You just linked to a page talking about virtual particles being created for no reason.

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    39. Re:Ill explain by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      So what happens to this non-zero energy? Theoretically, it is used to produce a particle--anti-particle pair which live for a very short time, otherwise it would violate energy conservation, then annihilate each other. These are the 'virtual' particles...

      look at the grammer...

    40. Re:Ill explain by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Right. You argued that things didn't happen randomly. Particles get created out of zero point energy randomly.

      Yes, they don't violate conservation of energy, but that's not the point. The point is that they had no cause, they just happened.

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    41. Re:Ill explain by $uperjay · · Score: 1

      That only depends if you believe in souls. You would in all respects be the same person - the distinction between you and the original is meaningless, unless the original was just copied instead of destroyed.

    42. Re:Ill explain by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1
      That only depends if you believe in souls. You would in all respects be the same person - the distinction between you and the original is meaningless, unless the original was just copied instead of destroyed.

      The distinction will definitely be meaningless to everyone else, and even the clone himself. He will believe he is me, and be exactly like me. But, isn't he actually an exact copy of me, in which case I die... souls or not?

      mark
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    43. Re:Ill explain by $uperjay · · Score: 1

      I didn't hit on it correctly with the soul thing, sorry. It depends on what your definitions of 'self' and of 'life' are.

      If you are the sum of your memories, for example, the copy would be you. You'd just have moved. If you're something less tangible than that, you probably kicked the bucket when you hit the teleport button.

    44. Re:Ill explain by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      you still dont see......

    45. Re:Ill explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Particles get created out of zero point energy randomly.

      obviously you didn't get his point about grammer :)

  131. Its no more a known fact than time travel by HanzoSan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its a known fact based on super stringn theory, that there are other dimensions, up to 11 others, according to M theory, and string theory, and the newest theories in physics, Time travel if it is possible in terms of what we understand from physics, would create a fork in reality where the time traveler would go through the fork in the road and join the future, we'd continue on our own fork in the road and go to our future, this person who time traveled would simply be missing from our reality and placed into the other. It would be a transfer of matter from one reality to the next, like if you create a fork in a pipe and you send a ball through one of the forks, the ball can either split up and be in both forks at once (which i doubt) or the ball can go into one fork or the other.

    If the ball goes in both forks at once then they'd be able to return back to our time and tell us what happened, if the ball leaves our reality, it can never return back.

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    1. Re:Its no more a known fact than time travel by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      The dimensions of superstring theory are not the same as the dimensions of forked timelines. They're dimensions in the same sense as length, depth, and height (except, as I understand, rolled up into small "loops"). If there are forked timelines, each fork contains all of any superstring dimensions. Otherwise they have no relevance to eachother.

    2. Re:Its no more a known fact than time travel by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      I personally subscribe to the theory that time travel causes different, splintering time lines to form. This negates the proof that time travel is impossible, since we haven't be visited by time travellers from the future. Instead, we all live in the time line that hasn't been visited, although there are many, many other "we"s that have live in timelines where we have been visited. Its a variation on the anthropic principle.

      BTW, my favorite time travel story was in one of the Stainless Steel Rat books. Slippery Jim and Co. are trapped in an inescapable cliffhanger. Suddenly, he gets an idea and at that instant, a time machine appears before him and they jump in and travel forward to the future to the lab of a friend of his who invented a time machine, then they step out and send the machine back to rescue themselves. That, in itself, is the type of paradox which makes time travel extremely unlikely, if not physically impossible.

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    3. Re:Its no more a known fact than time travel by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply to myself, but something else occurred to me. The other central paradox is that I could invent a time machine and send it back in time to myself along with instructions on how to invent it. Therefore, if time travel is possible, a time machine could (and would) invent itself.

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  132. God help us... by dimator · · Score: 2

    ... if this guy gets a hold of one of these.

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  133. Nope by gnovos · · Score: 2

    IANAP (I ain't no freakin' physicist), but I don't get this -- if this scenario is true, then where does the parallel universe go? Doesn't it take energy from the same universe we're in?

    Nope, because the exact instant that our good-hearted scientist jumped back in time (to another universe) to save JFK, and evil version of him jumped into our universe to kill him in our timeline. So the mass exchange will be exactly equal.

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  134. Self-Defeting Purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His entire inspiration behind becoming a physics professor is so he can invent a time machine and go back to tell his dad not to smoke. But if he succeeds at that, then he has nothing driving him to physics, and therefore never invents a time machine. I've already exploited the huge hole in this cheesy Hollywood plot. Give me a break.

  135. Speed of light. by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

    I don't get why people think the speed of light has anything to do with time travel.

    First, let's assume you would be able to see me from 50 light years away.
    If I travel from 50 light years away to a point 5 feet away from you at a speed faster than light, I will appear to be in both places at once.
    Did I arrive before I left? No, you simply can't perceive that I'm not still at the point I started at.
    Furthermore, assuming I travelled at double the speed of light, we're both 25 years older than we were when we began our little experiment. We'll be another 25 years older before my image 50 light years away finally fades.

    1. Re:Speed of light. by $uperjay · · Score: 1
      What the problem is is the old affecting-your-past-so-you-don't-time-travel-in-th e-first-place paradox. The only way to not change your past is to avoid your 'light cone', which exists in a sort of four-dimensional time-space. To avoid influencing your past, you have to make sure that you don't come close enough to yourself that you could alter anything about yourself. The only way to do so would be to be outside your light-cone: for example, 2 light-years away when you were two years back, 10 light-years when you were ten years in the past, etc.

      As I explained in my re: the inherent paradox is that if you can move faster than the speed of light, then a light-cone doesn't really demark the correct time-space area you'd have to avoid. You'd have to avoid an even larger area based on the speed you were traveling, which would mean you'd have to travel faster, which would mean you'd have an even larger cone to escape, etc etc.

    2. Re:Speed of light. by esonik · · Score: 1

      I'll explain it to you: The crucial point is that all perceptions of you, what you look like etc. travel away from you at the speed of light (all interactions propagate with speed of light). Now, by travelling faster than lightspeed you are able to overtake the perceptions of you and you can see (perceive) what you did in the past. The faster and further you travel the further you travel back in time. In principle, if you travel instantaneously to a point 2000 lightyears away from earth, you could with a very good telescope look back to earth and witness Jesus walking around in the Middle East. Of course, this is not a "real" travel back in time as you cannot influence things that already happened, but you could definitely take a look at the past!

  136. Maybe by inKubus · · Score: 1

    Maybe, he already has...

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    1. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god damned Bill!

  137. There was a comic moment in there by LadyLucky · · Score: 2
    But Alan Guth, a physics professor at MIT who has studied the theory of time machines, says he isn't sure it's even theoretically possible to travel through time. As far as whether time travel is a possibility, he says: ''Definitely not within our lifetimes.''

    Dr. Guth, do I detect the hidden talents of a comic physicist?

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  138. He's sure asking for it by quantaman · · Score: 2

    But Alan Guth, a physics professor at MIT who has studied the theory of time machines, says he isn't sure it's even theoretically possible to travel through time. As far as whether time travel is a possibility, he says: ''Definitely not within our lifetimes.''

    Researchers from future read archives of ancient /. articles, stumble across this quote, than jump back in time and travel forward again just to spite him!

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    1. Re:He's sure asking for it by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      Look. I am a traveler from the future. I can tell you that time travel is possible. This Alan Guy is full of Arcturan Mega-shit.

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  139. We beat you again, just like we did in 1942!!! by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    The US Government surrendered on the next day when Germany nuked Washington DC and Baltimore on Dec. 25th 1942. There's a Fatherland out there, mein Kamerad, where Swastika banners proudly fly and black boots stomp the rhythm of human advancement! There's a world where Eisenhower and the rest of the war criminals and traitors were executed in Bergen-Belsen. The American Nazi Party has ruled this country for other 60 years now ever since George Lincoln Rockwell became Amerika's new Fuehrer.

    This timeline of yours is perversely wrong in almost everything detail I can come up with, Kamerad. For example, I remember from history class, the mass execution of thousands of American "Resistance Fighters" terrorists in Bethel New York, August 1969. Over in your timeline they had a rock concert called "Woodstock" instead.

    However, soon this sickening charade of a parallel history of yours is about to undergo major revisions whether you like it or not. We have a time machine and you don't. We have beaten you again, just like we did 1942 when we beat you to the nukes!

    1. Re:We beat you again, just like we did in 1942!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you forgot to post this link, so everyone else can get the joke.

  140. wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so if i understood that right, all of this is based on the theory of relativity?
    so if it works, it would prove it, and if it didn't, it would disprove it correct?

    maybe he has other motives than transporting an atom or whatever across time

  141. Respected? by pixel.jonah · · Score: 1

    Except he has kept silent about his goals for oh all of 20+ years... Only now that he's become "respected", does he go public with this idea. ;)

    That being said, I believe time travel *will* be invented/discovered *some time*, but I'm not holding my breath.

    1. Re:Respected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      That being said, I believe time travel *will* be invented/discovered *some time*,


      Then where are the time travellers from the future? ;)

    2. Re:Respected? by GutBomb · · Score: 1

      mental hospitals?

    3. Re:Respected? by Jhan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The time machine variations I have seen (ie. massive rotating cylinder, toroid black hole and a few more) only allow you to travel back in time to the moment the machine was set up - and only forward until the time it is dismantled.

      It all has to do with creating closed time-like loops, loosely a path through space that allows you to return to the same position at an earlier time. Want to go back further, go around another time. Want to go forward, loop in the other direction. In other words, the 'machine' itself does not move through time. Only you do, by following specific paths around it.

      Most time machine conecpts involves extremely dense objects (think neutron star matter or singularities) moving at sizeable fractions of the speed of light. I wonder exactly how much power those lasers of his generate?!

      On the subject of forking universes, paradoxes etc., my understanding (IANAP, IAAP-groupie) is that there can be only one time line, which must be consistent. When you apply quantum mechanics to a system with closed time-like loops, the probability wave functions sum to zero for any events which would be paradoxical. So, you can't kill gramps. Think 12 Monkeys.

      Oh, and some believe (about 50/50 among those I have spoken to) that the probability waves will sum to infinity for all non-paradoxical events, creating infinite energy densities and blowing up any time machine even as it forms. Hopefully not taking the city/planet/universe with it.

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  142. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by KagatoLNX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is actually not that new of an idea. Larry Niven (sci-fi novelist) wrote a short story called "All The Myriad Ways" about something like this. It basically was about a detective researching suicides in people that travel parallel dimensions. It also has the notion that each second infinitely many parallel universes appear as each possible outcome of the present.

    The real kicker is about how when the dimension travellers get home. When they leave, a little point is set on their display as to which universe to return to. As time passes, the universes multiply, and that single point becomes a band of points--because their universe has already been going on without them. The "widening of the bands" apparently causes these guys to get depressed and off themselves.

    This begs the question (with regards to those timelines appearing out of nowhere) about whether a time traveller will be able to direct which universe they could head towards. There was another book, Novelty (can't seem to find the author), that had an idea that you couldn't travel contrafactually (so universes containing many time travellers just got wierder and wierder), so it was possible for a set of parallel universes to exist where people, were their own grandfather, but not a universe where someone killed their grandfather (or if they did, they got kinda stuck in that universe because they couldn't go back, or something like that). Although, the book didn't explore the idea too thoroughly.

    Anyways, seeing how nature would sort out this kind of hubris would be damn interesting.

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  143. What makes him think that he could get back? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Sure he could travel into the future, even the past, but from what we know about physics and what this so called scientist should know, 2 versions of the same matter cannot occupy the same space.

    This means if he travels into the future he'll be slipped into a mirror universe, just like creating a fork.

    From what i know, time is change, we control change, and we control the future to some extent, but we control things as a mass conciousness,

    we can use our conciousness to predict future events and remember past events, and this allows us to have some control over the future.

    Someone who time travels, is essentially cheating, they cant effect our past or our future, instead by time traveling they create a seperate path for them, which is a mirror of our universe.

    So i believe anyone who time travels will never return, they will vanish out of our exsistance and enter into another.

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  144. I wouldn't think that would be a problem... by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Redundant
    Just build one later then travel back in time and tell yourself how to generate that much engery.

    I gather since he hasn't told himself how to do it yet, he probably never got it working quite right.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't think that would be a problem... by deadtreerus · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute dosen't this guy have to hit his head on the "Crapper" to get his idea in the first place? Does this mean that they will call the device the "Mallet"?

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  145. HAHA by gvonk · · Score: 2

    Wow that's funny.
    Where are my mod pts now?

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  146. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

    I'm not getting into any so called time machine.

    Step into my disintegr...... er 'time machine.'

  147. look at his homepage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look at the picture on the guy's homepage.

    not a nut. riiiight.

  148. Dude... by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny
    I wonder... if I tied a string to a pair of socks... and one went into the parallel universe and the other remained in my dryer... where would the string lead to?

    You have to promise me that you'll never do that. You could end up ripping a hole in the space/time continuum! Who knows what could happen! All the socks that ever disappeared could simultaneously materialize in your dryer! Can you imagine the devistation it would cause?

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    1. Re:Dude... by piranha(jpl) · · Score: 1
      All the socks that ever disappeared could simultaneously materialize in your dryer!

      This all too strangely reminds me of a Ren and Stimpy cartoon...

      Ren and Stimpy were in some sort of space vehicle, and they were pulled into a black hole. At the other end was a strange world, where all the real world's left socks had disappeared to...

      Strange, indeed.

  149. More on time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those that think backward in time travel is logically impossible, it's not. In a deterministic universe only self-defeating times like lines cause the problem but those obviously aren't the only ones, in an indeterministic universe then there is no problem at all. Here's an even more interesting paper on retro-causal influences.

    http://members.aol.com/NeoNoetics/Braud_Retro.ht ml

  150. Why we don't notice them: by gnovos · · Score: 2

    Because while there are countless numbers of people from the future trying thier darndest right now to make it back here to muck about with our world, there are an equal number of people, also from the future, who are activly working to stop them. Anytime they see a paragraph in the history books suddenly appear that says, "King Jose De La Rosa, most beloved and wise man who ever lived, inventor of the time machine.", they go back in time and kick Jose's butt and make him give back the time machine he took from the physics lab.

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  151. On Another Note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the risk of being a little offtopic here..what if this reality is the result of a time traveler (or group of time travelers) who decided to mold this one to their liking? Human history has been filled with so many near-misses that one can't quite help but wonder if this reality, in fact, is nothing but a mere modification of someone else's reality..

  152. Whats worse, he could become god by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    literally he could instantly know all that is, was and ever will be, and control the whole uniiverse.

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    1. Re:Whats worse, he could become god by cheese_wallet · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is too much to worry about here.

      Even if time travel is possible, and this guy comes up with a gateway, there is the issue of actually moving through the gateway.

      Unless you could instantaneously affect all of your atoms at once, I think there would be some ripping and tearing involved as you stepped across the threshold.

  153. Aha, that's how it's began... by tvirlip · · Score: 1

    I alwayz waz wanderin how it waz started. By ze way -- iz it year 2002 or I missad ze rait point?

  154. As a UConn student... by Vernalex · · Score: 1

    As a UConn student myself I know about this story. It was unveiled several months ago (took you guys long enough to hear of it). It's a very interesting theory he has going. The actual document he has written up for this is quite large and goes into a lot of detail on how it works exactly. It really isn't that useful though as it only allows you to jump back in time to when the machine was created. More like a save and restore feature (expensive one at that). It also sounds more like a dimension skipper. At the creation of the machine someone could walk through it (possibly yourself).

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  155. Alternative to Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So TT could be an alternative to executing people? Send them back a couple of 100k years?

    1. Re:Alternative to Death Penalty? by dark-nl · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what Julian May's Many-Coloured Land series is about. People are sent 6M years back in time because they want to escape modern civilization. Good books, if a bit long :-)

      The series avoids time-travel paradoxes by making the trip one-way, and far enough that anything the time-travelers do would have been wiped out by the time of recorded history.

      Don't worry, these are not spoilers -- everything I said can be found in the first few chapters.

    2. Re:Alternative to Death Penalty? by CokeBear · · Score: 2

      I would argue that the further back you send them, the morelikely it is they will fcsk up the timeline. You send someone back 6M years, and they step on a bug that is the ancestor to all humanity (or all bugs, or whatever).
      The further back you go, the more significant the little things are.

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    3. Re:Alternative to Death Penalty? by dark-nl · · Score: 1

      That's true, but it also becomes easier to argue that the time travelers were there all along, in other words that the time travel is a closed loop rather than an act of interference.

      So if they step on a bug, it was probably the bug that would otherwise have mutated into a poisonous insect that would have killed the first tribe of humans.

    4. Re:Alternative to Death Penalty? by Rubyflame · · Score: 1

      So if they step on a bug, it was probably the bug that would otherwise have mutated into a poisonous insect that would have killed the first tribe of human

      Actually, I'd say it was probably just a bug.

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    5. Re:Alternative to Death Penalty? by samdu · · Score: 1
      Check this out for an eerie answer to your question.

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    6. Re:Alternative to Death Penalty? by arbat2 · · Score: 1

      No. What the time travelers do isn't wiped out by history.

      Mark goes back, skips galaxy, and controls the destination of a whole civilization. Of course that isn't said directly. But there are references to it in the related series.

      There is also a bit of inter-species breeding, some branches causing the humans to be so incrediably powerful in the future, while other branches of breading give rise to folklore of magical elves, etc. (I think. It has been almost 5 years since I read them all. Something like 9 books, split into 3 series. 4+2+3 I think). Maybe I should read it again.

      I am currently reading her new non-related series. She is a fun and captivating author. Just don't read any of the trillian series :-)

  156. We are all nuts. by inKubus · · Score: 1

    Actually, to really understand what everyone means by "time travel" you have to understand time itself. "time" as humans know it, is simply a uniform and repeated measurement of change.

    The change, of course, is the increase of "entropy" or "chaos" in the universe. Time travel requires that you somehow hold the traveling object still (0 degress kelvin) while somehow reversing every interaction in the universe (or maybe a local area) and then starting the mix up again.

    It has been shown that there are "impressions" made by small subatomic particles as they travel forward in "Time" (ie they progress toward chaos) that travel backwards in time (towards order).

    Of course, this may just be an artifact of using symbolic math as a model.

    Then again, there is no real world, there is no spoon. There are only individual human experiences.

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    1. Re:We are all nuts. by anshil · · Score: 1

      The 2nd law of thermodynamics is a statistic law only (practical observer). Not founded on any other or "real" physical law.

      To derive that going into chaos is travelling into the future, and goind into order is travelling in the past is false. The 2nd law of thermodynamics contains the timeflow, but the timeflow isn't a phenomenon of thermodynamics.

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  157. Two of me? by llauren · · Score: 1

    Time travel is a disturbing thing, at least to me. First, think that i would travel to tomorrow (keep it simple). The me of now would skip one day and exist only the day after this. Thus, i would not exist during the time between now and tomorrow (some people would rather enjoy that... "Hey, why not take a week while you're at it!").

    But what freaks me out is that if i were to travel to yesterday, i would already exist in yesterday. After travelling there, there would thusly be two of me. But what would happen when yesterday became today, and say that one of me wouldn't care to go back to the day before? There would be two of me.

    Forget cloning. Just time-travel me to one epsilon back in time, and there'd be two of me, only one epsilon different in age. Then repeat.

    Time-transport some fascist-fundamentalist-idiotist back just a jiffy an umpteen times, and you have an army of fascist-fundamentalist-idiots. With guns and all.

    Buy, now i'm scared!

    • ~llaurén
  158. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude. you're like so pre-time-travel. take a chill.

  159. traveling faster than light doesnt mean much by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Dark moves faster than light, meaning invisible pockets in space
    black holes, void, dark matter, gravity

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    1. Re:traveling faster than light doesnt mean much by $uperjay · · Score: 1
      While you didn't say much, I'll try to address it. Darkness doesn't move faster than light at all. If you have a star ten light-years away, and you put a big blinder up in front of it to block all the light coming to Earth, the darkness (remember, darkness means absence of light!) will still take ten years to reach us. Until that time we'll still be seeing light sent from that star.

      Black holes and dark matter have next-to-no importance on this issue at all, since they're matter, which has mass, and therefore can't go faster than the speed of light anyway.

      The empty void of space doesn't 'travel' at all, again, because it's just absence of matter. So 'void' travels even slower than 'darkness', if you insist on thinking they move at all.

      However, the shotgun approach may have saved your post - gravity might propagate faster than light. No-one's been able to measure 'the speed of gravity' yet. So, if some mass did suddenly pop into existence somewhere, the gravitational effects might reach every instantaneously. But wait! Mass can't do that, under our current set of rules. Unless wormholes can pop in and out of place a-la Farscape / Star Trek, matter can't just wink into existence somewhere without an equal amount of quantum-mechanics-style anti-matter (not necessarily the same as 'normal' anti-matter) popping into existence to cancel it out. So, the gravitational field has to follow its matter around... and matter, again, doesn't go faster than light. All done!

    2. Re:traveling faster than light doesnt mean much by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      quantum-mechanics-style anti-matter (not necessarily the same as 'normal' anti-matter)

      I believe it's called 'exotic matter'. The defining property is that it has negative mass.

      It is very relevant to a time travel discussion, as it is about the only way to keep open a stable wormhole.

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  160. untill he founds he's missing equation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wonder how hard/easy thing he's missing in the equation...allways the equations!

  161. God = the first time traveler? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Good question, conciousness would be the first time traveler.

    You can imagine any possible future, or remember any possible past.

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  162. I'm not a believer... by drnomad · · Score: 1
    I'm not really a physicist, but when I read the article, I understand that this guy wants to bend space in order to travel through time, as the Einstein theory says that gravity would bend space etc.



    For that little of physics education I had, there's one point which I think this guy forgets, cause and effect. I'm not too sure, but I understand that bending space is an effect, while this guy is turning things the other way and wants to use the space bending as a cause... I don't think it'll work.



    In 1995, all Math was ready to explain how black-holes work, which was also an acceptible proof of black-holes. The Math implied that time travel would be possible through "worm-holes", a big story which even the greatest anti-time-travel-theorist "Steven Hawkins" had to admit that it could be possible.



    Then came the grandfather paradox (read posting below to see what that is).



    Within the math on worm-holes, it could be proven with billiards balls on a pool table that cause and effect were the most important relations within mother nature.



    Tim could not kill his grandfather before he was born in a time travel age, nature would always prevent this. The math proved that mother nature never lets the relations between cause and effect to be broken. Math is math and practice is practice, I belief that the unbreakability of cause/effect relations is a viable axiom. It does mean that not everything has happened yet and that one is in charge of its own future.

  163. If he's that smart... by gec03 · · Score: 1

    Okay if this is true and if he's really that clever then why can't we have a time machine by yesterday then?

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  164. First Post! by wiZd0m · · Score: 1

    With a Machine like that, I could beat the trolls to it :-)

  165. why a parallel universe? by luisdlc · · Score: 1

    If profesor A uses his time machine to travel back in time and 'say' prevents the jfk death, THEN for all of us it never happened and you wouldn't know it... Let's put it this way: Profesor A travels back in time AND gets JFK SHOOT, with that he CHANGED the history, but for all of us, it always was that way. So, YES we can say that time changes have been happening since always, but we simply can't know, since we cannot remember how the past was before the change. Now you can stop here.. or you can go on reading if you want to have a new paradox problem... the relly paradox is in the fact that prof A travelled with an objective... say.. shoot jfk.. in the moment he get it done, then jfk was death and then in the future the prof A doesn't have a motive to go to the past to get jfk killed, so he doesn't travell, since he doesn't travell jfk is not killed, so he has motive and travell... AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. THAT is the paradox...

  166. Completely Explainable... by sterno · · Score: 1

    If you read the article, he explains why this wouldn't necessarily be possible. See his future self may very well have gone back in time to today to tell him how to build the thing. Problem is that when he came back he ended up in a parallel time line. So, it's entirely possible that he does succeed and that he does go back in time to tell himself how, but it wouldn't impact this timeline.

    Convenient non? :)

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    1. Re:Completely Explainable... by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A much simpler explanation for why he hasn't gone back in time to tell himself: If he's able to succeed on his own (that is, without interference from himself), he wouldn't need to. If he isn't, he would never be able to.

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    2. Re:Completely Explainable... by dattaway · · Score: 2

      Its simply too late. I invented the time machine first, went back and made sure the patent office wouldn't give him the patent.

      That's why they won't accept patents on perpetual motion, time machines, etc...

    3. Re:Completely Explainable... by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

      Oh, I see. But what exactly do you mean by "first"? Couldn't he just go back in time a bit further and beat you to the patent office?

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    4. Re:Completely Explainable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what exactly do you mean by "first"?

      He means like this:

      FIRST POST!

    5. Re:Completely Explainable... by cheese_wallet · · Score: 1

      nope.. the patent office doesn't extend backward in time indefinitely. It has a beginning.

    6. Re:Completely Explainable... by sydb · · Score: 2

      But he just needs to go back before the Patent Office started and start it himself... but then anyone can. Really, he needs to go back to the start of time and open a patent office.

      On a serious note, I don't see why people think time exists at all. Is there any evidence for it being anything other than a convenient way to measure change?

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    7. Re:Completely Explainable... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And who made you the expert on which timeline this is? ;)

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    8. Re:Completely Explainable... by cheese_wallet · · Score: 1

      Good point on the patent office.

      Well, all I can say is if time doesn't exist: FIRST POST!

    9. Re:Completely Explainable... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      Depends on whether or not a closed paradox is allowed. That is, the use of the time machine is not only an effect but also the cause of its own invention. A leads to B leads to A.

      [Shrug] I really couldn't say whether or not it's possible. The problems of conservation and the usual types of paradoxes seem insoluble, but...

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    10. Re:Completely Explainable... by lkeagle · · Score: 1

      That's all we do for any other dimension in space-time - Measure change. Time is just a difference. Unfortunately, things don't seem to work out quite right in the universe if time doesn't get some special attention. It's definitely not the same thing as space. It's too closely related to the nature of light.

      ~Loren

    11. Re:Completely Explainable... by sydb · · Score: 2

      That's all we do for any other dimension in space-time - Measure change.

      I'm not sure. If I measure the distance between two independent points (or objects) what change am I measuring, if nothing has moved?

      On the other hand, if an object has moved, it is convenient to say that 'now' is different from 'then', and introduce the concept of time, but that doesn't mean that time has to actually pass. Things just change, and it's convenient for us to plot that change on an imaginary 'time' axis. 'Time passes' = 'change occurs'. If nothing ever changed, then firstly we wouldn't exist, but secondly we'd need no concept of time to explain things.

      That's how it seems to me, anyway...

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    12. Re:Completely Explainable... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 0

      ROTFLMAO!!!

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  167. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Art Bell's show is great for listening to a bunch of liars trying to deceive trailpark trash into buying their lame-ass books.

  168. Back in time by upt1me · · Score: 1

    Send me back in time so I can buy a shit load of Microsoft Stock for cheap, and collect all the rarities that can be sold on ebay for thousands.

  169. bad timing by nucal · · Score: 1

    The story was unveiled on September 10, 2001 ... that would have been a great day to have a working time machine.

    1. Re:bad timing by Vernalex · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha. Damn. Good call. :)

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  170. April Fools? by jimdose · · Score: 1

    I thought this was a belated April Fools post for a moment. I remember following some link from Slashdot on the 1st that had articles talking about how to modify your car to use water instead of gasoline. Articles like this are always fun because there's never any follow up that shows some progress on the subject. Like "Time Travel: Still yet to be achieved" and "Is it yesterday yet?" I also like the cute little pictures of spacemen going through some hole in time that often accompany the articles (). Here's an amusing (though thoroughly hostile) article that argues against the possibility of time travel: The dreamy Star-trekkie side of me would love to believe time travel is possible, but the down to Earth part of me believes that it's our perception of time that can change. The commonly accepted "legal" form of time travel that people talk about is that of going into the future. I can accept that someone traveling at relativistic speeds will experience time slower than someone on the Earth, but that doesn't mean that he's travelling faster through time. It just means that all the factors that we use to measure change in time (including consciousness, his heartrate, the ticking of a clock, or the wavelength of a photon) are being distorted by speed he's travelling. There is still a unique *moment* in time for everything in the universe regardless of how fast you are travelling. It's sweet that Mallett wants to travel back in time to save his father, but it smacks more of a Hollywood cliché than anything (Contact, anyone?). If he can show an experiment that is more than a trick of physics then maybe I'll start to take him seriously.

    1. Re:April Fools? by jimdose · · Score: 1

      Oops. I actually did try to format that correctly. I foolishly tried to submit it as html thinking the links would show better. :/

  171. It works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Well, since I am posting this from the future using my neutron-timewarp 3COM network card I can assure you: it will work. Oh and ByteHog: do NOT leave the house tomorrow. There are some satellite batteries heading your way.

  172. parallel universes and other untested theories by mshurpik · · Score: 1

    If his idea pans out, won't there be a host of potential paradoxes, such as time travelers killing their parents and making it impossible for them to exist? No, he says, explaining that those travelers would continue to exist in a ''parallel universe.''

    As an armchair physicist, it's not clear to me that the parallel universe theory holds a lot of weight. People seem to forget that it stems from an attempt to explain quantum uncertainty, or why particles spread out into waves with a probability distribution, and only fall into a specific location when they are observed.

    The theory is, well, every possible path is taken across an infitine number of universes. But it's equally likely that there is just one universe, and that we simply don't understand the mechanism by which quantum probabilites are selected.

    As for time travel, the theory seems to be that, hey, time is a dimension like any other, why not traverse it? Nobody suggests that you can exist in two times simultaneously, or leap from place to place. But time travel suggests that you can be in two places at once, and leap from time to time. Why?

    The other thing is that time is not like the other dimensions. It moves in only one direction, which nobody can explain, but it clearly does. We have access to left and right, up and down, but only through time. Where is the fifth dimension that will allow us to access the past and the future?

    Time is consistent in a local frame of reference. If you want time travel, jump in a fast spaceship and stop aging with regards to earth. You can alter the rate of time, but it still goes forward. There is nothing in the theory of relativity that suggests otherwise.

    I think that's the closest thing to time travel we'll see. And even achieving that much would take a hell of a lot of energy.

  173. Facts and Theories by sterno · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fact: Knowledge or information based on real occurrences

    Theory: A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomenon

    You cannot base a fact on a theory, but rather it's the other way around, basing a theory on a fact. Superstring theory is just that, a theory We have, at this point, no practical way to determine the results of time travel since we have no way to time travel (with the possible exception of sitting here and waiting a while).

    While I tend to think superstring theory, from what I understand of it, makes sense, lets not go suggesting that it is in any way a fact. Hopefully in time we will find enough facts to suggest whether it is the correct theory or not.

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    1. Re:Facts and Theories by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 2

      Do you differentiate between "theory" and "law"? As in, the Laws of Thermodynamics? Conservation of momentum? I like to call them "models", and suggest that at the point where you believe the model its no longer science but faith...

    2. Re:Facts and Theories by debrain · · Score: 2
      Hopefully in time we will find enough facts to suggest whether it is the correct theory or not.


      .. If indeed it is the correct theory, then "in time we will find enough facts" becomes moot, since time is no longer immutable, and in some parallel universe someone has gone back through time to the "beginning", with this knowledge.

    3. Re:Facts and Theories by sterno · · Score: 2

      Certainly to accept anything as a fact, requires some faith. Are my eyes seeing light coming from the screen in front of me? Am I really typing on a keyboard? There's some faith involved in that. This may all be illusion, and I could be misinterpreting what is happening. Really, our concept of reality is completely based on faith that what we've observed in the past will continue to remain true in the future.

      To hold that a physical principal is a law, is somewhat of a simplification of reality. We hold that entropy increases in a closed system for example. I'd be willing to say that's a law because time and time again it has been proven true (the neatness of my office is a perfect example of this :). It may not in fact be true in all cases, but until we come accros a case that proves it wrong, it's simpler to accept it as a law.

      With physical laws, as well as judicial laws, one should question them routinely. Law is not fact or truth, but simply a consensus of people on what is most probably true. One should be willing to consider the possibilty that the law was wrong and not blind oneself to evidence that obviously contradicts the law. Faith is a vital part of existence, but blind unquestioning faith is just as counterproductive in science as it is anywhere else.

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    4. Re:Facts and Theories by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      time and time again it has been proven true

      Time and again things have happened that are consistent with your claim about entropy. However, I don't see how these things "prove" that the theory that entropy always increases is correct. I could just as well say that time and again it has been proven that I am immortal, since many days have passed on which I did not die.
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    5. Re:Facts and Theories by sterno · · Score: 1

      To assume that you will never die because up until today you have not, is a fallacy because of other extraneous facts. You are, I'm assuming, human. Humans eventually die, and there is a long history indicating this to be pretty conclusive. You might live a long time, but eventually you will die.

      Now, by the same token to assume you are going to live today based on your history of living makes good sense. Eventually you'll die, but barring some outside influence, odds are that it won't be today.

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    6. Re:Facts and Theories by $uperjay · · Score: 1

      There's a mathematical proof for each of the laws of thermodynamics, actually. Being that that is all a priori, it's not subject to the same rules - you can prove something with logic, something you can't do with empirical analysis.

    7. Re:Facts and Theories by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      Now, by the same token to assume you are going to live today based on your history of living makes good sense.

      I agree if I have to guess whether I will die today, my best guess is no. However, this is a far cry from saying I have proven that I will not. That was my point, that evidence indicating that something is likely true is not a proof, so I disagreed with your claim that increasing entropy has been proven time and again.
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  174. repeat. by thecaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    unfortunately, this has been posted already.

    Sorry to disappoint everyone.

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  175. Repost: April Fools? by jimdose · · Score: 1

    I thought this was a belated April Fools post for a moment. I remember following some link from Slashdot on the 1st that had articles talking about how to modify your car to use water instead of gasoline.

    Articles like this are always fun because there's never any follow up that shows some progress on the subject. Like "Time Travel: Still yet to be achieved" and "Is it yesterday yet?" I also like the cute little pictures of spacemen going through some hole in time that often accompany the articles (http://www.abc.net.au/science/slab/wormholes/defa ult.htm#).

    Here's an amusing (though thoroughly hostile) article that argues against the possibility of time travel:

    http://home1.gte.net/res02khr/crackpots/notoriou s. htm

    The dreamy Star-trekkie side of me would love to believe time travel is possible, but the down to Earth part of me believes that it's our perception of time that can change.

    The commonly accepted "legal" form of time travel that people talk about is that of going into the future. I can accept that someone traveling at relativistic speeds will experience time slower than someone on the Earth, but that doesn't mean that he's travelling faster through time. It just means that all the factors that we use to measure change in time (including consciousness, his heartrate, the ticking of a clock, or the wavelength of a photon) are being distorted by speed he's travelling. There is still a unique *moment* in time for everything in the universe regardless of how fast you are travelling.

    It's sweet that Mallett wants to travel back in time to save his father, but it smacks more of a Hollywood cliché than anything (Contact, anyone?). If he can show an experiment that is more than a trick of physics then maybe I'll start to take him seriously.

  176. Circulating laser beams... by testuser58 · · Score: 1
    Circulating laser beams in the right way, by slowing them down and shooting them through anything from fiber-optic cable to special crystals, might create a similar distortion that could theoretically transport someone through different times, Mallett believes.
    A year from now Mallett will build and test this machine. Upon his return he will report that it acts only as a bridge between the present and a 1980s disco.
  177. Ethics of changing history? by Anenga · · Score: 1
    There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes.
    Oh, yes, just like the "Government laws" to "control" Human Cloning.
  178. time travel and laws? by ardiri · · Score: 1
    • And what about the ethics of changing history?
      There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes.
    just set the dial to before when this law has been passed and kill the people responsible for making the law :) little flaw to his argument dont you think?
  179. Doesn't mean it's right... by sterno · · Score: 1

    Just because there is a simpler explanation doesn't mean that the more complex answer isn't correct. Theories suggest that time travel is possible though likely VERY difficult to accomplish. Let's not write the guy off because he MIGHT be a crack pot, let's wait and see what he does.

    As for the implications of parallel universes, if it does imply a meta-universe, I have one question for you: so what?

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    1. Re:Doesn't mean it's right... by Krapangor · · Score: 1

      You imply the existence of space whose exitence is extremely difficult (personally I think even impossible) to prove. You imply the existence of laws in this space which you can probably never prove. Too much hypothesises for my taste.
      People make cracks about the creationists here, but honestly with such much unproven hypotheses this is just a type of science religion than hard science. You could also claim that ethernal super-space beings create new universes with little yellow stars in it everytime the time machine is used.

      --
      Owner of a Mensa membership card.
  180. I timetravel all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really! If you take a moment A, 5 minutes later I'm in a moment B 5 minutes later on the timeline. It's something we all do unless we travel out into space.

    But consider this: If I'm defining my present moment as the reference point, I will never be able to "timetravel" at all. I'll always remain in origo.

    Then we have the next interesting issue: In quantuum physics a positron is really an electron going backwards in time. The net effect is that timetraveling backwards in time reverses its charge, but there's nothing special about the particle per se. We'll perhaps never know if a positron is REALLY travelling backwards in time, or if it is REALLY the opposite charge as of an electron. Maybe it's both? Or the question of "timetravel" is irrelevant somehow?

    Maybe we have completely misunderstood time itself? I feel we take it for granted, without really knowing it. Einstein seems to have gotten a big part of it though. If you understand the models in the special relativity, you will know that time and space is interconnected - you cannot have one without the other. So, ultimately Everything That Is is just events connected in time and space, each part with its own point of reference. That may mean that there is one universe for every possible reference point in this one. I tend to believe the universe is infinite in more than just space, so this is not a problem for me to accept. Then we have the laws of "nature" (physics), maybe those are just limitations in the system. Even local to our neighbourhood (dimensional or spacial). Well, well. Food for thought. If you want to read an interesting book, read Fridtjof Capras "The Tao of Physics". Very interesting read.

  181. The problem with time travel... by pcx · · Score: 1

    The problem with time travel is that you have to master space travel as well. Lets say you decide to go back to september 11 to warn everybody about the twin tower attacks.

    You press the magic button.

    The machine whrils.

    You're wisked into the past.

    And you die because you're in the middle of space and the earth is on the other side of the sun.

    The earth turns, the earth rotates around the sun, the sun rotates around the galactic core, the galaxy is hurtling thru space at a phenominal rate. So any machine which moves you through time must also move you through space.

    Given this rather simple fact does anybody STILL believe this guy can make a time machine?

  182. What I've always wondered... by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever considered that the Earth, the Solar System, and the Milky Way are all moving? If someone travelled back in time, even just a single day, wouldn't the Earth be in a different place? Why would the time traveller just assume that their position in space would just magically change as they go back in time so that it matches the position of the Earth?

  183. Funding by return+42 · · Score: 1
    "Well, sir, that's certainly very generous of you. Thirty billion will go a long way toward making this technology practical."

    "Yes, well, we have a few trips we'd like to make. Strictly historical interest, you understand. Now tell me, if you want to travel to...oh, say, Finland, does the machine have to be in Finland, or can you move in space as well?"

    "Oh, I think we'd have to move in space, what with the Earth's rotation, movement around the sun, and so forth. Finland?"

    "Just an example. Do you see any particular limit on timespan? Say you have a working model by 2010; would you be able to send a person back to, say, 1990? Or even 1970?"

    "That should work. Longer trips would require more energy, of course."

    "Well, 1984 might be as good as 1970, really. Hmm, have to find some maps of Cambridge as it was in 1984..."

    "Er...exactly what kind of historical research were you thinking of doing, Mr. Gates?"

  184. We time-travel at our own peril... by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are many unspeakable horrors that await us if we begin to monkey with this technology; many bizarre paradoxes that we can't predict or even comprehend.

    For instance, what if we use a time machine to travel back to the 70's, then we return to the present day. Everything appears normal, but then we go to download some pr0n, and all we can find is cheesey 70's pr0n with bad soundtracks and mediocre women. AAaarrrrgggghhhhh!

    --


    Evil is the money of root.
    1. Re:We time-travel at our own peril... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Dude, you're confused. You must have thought you made it back to your own timeline, because here, p0rn still has cheesy soundtracks and skanky women. Oh well, when you find the parallel universe with the good stuff, do me a fave and email the coordinates?

  185. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by SB5 · · Score: 0

    So that's where all these damn republicans came from, I was wondering about that... thanks dude!

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    If what you are reading sounds funny, or sarcastic, lame, or stupid
    it is because it is supposed to be. just laugh
  186. Old news... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    I already read about this, like, three zillion years from now. Can't you find anything to report about that HASN'T already happened?

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    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  187. Sure, why not by Pedrito · · Score: 2

    He can go back in time, stop his father from smoking, but then he'd come back and his father would still be dead (because his father would have quit in some alternate universe). But then his father has aleady quit in a number of alternate universes, and who's to say that the good professor will even come back to our universe?

    I mean, really, you're talking about building a pretty useless machine, as far as time travel goes. You can affect alternate universes that we can only experience by going through a time machine, and even then, it sounds like we won't really have complete control of the alternate universes we go to.

    I do like the idea as a way for getting rid fo garbage. Now we can save Yucca Mountain. We don't need to dump our nuclear waste there, let's just send it off to alternate universes. Of course, then you bring out all the hippy "save the alternate timelines" freaks. I guess we could toss them in too, and they could get really involved in saving those alternate timelines.

  188. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by SB5 · · Score: 0

    The notion about parallel universes and the possible outcomes are shapped like cones or hourglasses dependinding on the perspective, and they are outlined in Stephen Hawking's, "A Brief History of Time", go give it a read.

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    If what you are reading sounds funny, or sarcastic, lame, or stupid
    it is because it is supposed to be. just laugh
  189. It's only going to slow time down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We tried this March of 1999. It almost works, but what really happens is that time slows for anything inside of the zero barrier of light. I imagine it would kill anything living. The only way we could tell was by putting a clock in and observing it.

    The only practical use of this that I can think of would be to get it to actually stop time completely. Of course, what a lot of people don't realize is that stopping time is much different than stopping light. What we see happening inside, could simply be light being stopped.

  190. Go back to tell yourself you were right! by ClimbNorth · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of Back to the future. Personally, if I were to discover how to make time travel possible, I would go back to that moment to prove to myself if I was right. Think about it... you discover time travel and 1 minute later you arrive beside yourself. Or at least send back a notice of congratulations: Dear you, you were right, from you 2 years from now.

  191. More info by AeiwiMaster · · Score: 1

    On his homepage I found this:

    Gravitational Field of Circulating Light Beams

    In Einstein's general theory of relativity, energy as well as matter produces gravity. This means that the energy of a pure light beam can gravitationally affect matter. A portion of my current research deals with considering the gravitational field produced by a single continuously circulating beam of light in a unidirectional ring laser. It is predicted that a spinning neutral particle, when placed in the ring, is dragged around by the resulting gravitational field (Mallett, R.L. 2000. Weak gravitational field of the electromagnetic radiation in a ring laser. Phys. Lett. A 269: 214).

    Another aspect of this research explores the effect on time of the unidirectional circulating light beam. It is shown that an increase in the intensity of the beam of light results in the formation of closed loops in time.

  192. Grammar by Bio · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows, that one of the biggest problems with time travel is *grammar*. If you don't believe me, go and read that part in "the restaurant at the end of the universe". - It's big time fun! :-)

  193. He's somewhat out of touch with reality by Harald74 · · Score: 1

    Proof:

    And what about the ethics of changing history?

    There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes.


    And that should reassure us?

    Harald

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  194. No, you don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between this and the earlier slashdot story on skynet, what he's "invented" is a time displacement machine. I don't know about you, but I'm going to LA to see if James Cameron is as accurate when it comes to picking stocks. Although, cyberdyne would seem to be a good investment, at least until 1997 rolls around.

  195. Some thoughts by cheezehead · · Score: 1

    A few things. Some have been mentioned, some have not.

    Time travel exists already. We are traveling to the future, at the rate of 1 day/day. Some are traveling a little faster. All explained by Einstein's relativity. You could travel at very high speeds, and effectively travel to the future.

    Most problems are with traveling to the past.

    Grandfather paradox. There seems no way around it. However, some recognized physicists have published theories about time travel and parallel universes. That would circumvent the paradox, by traveling to a different universe. This is not as nutty as it seems. The parallel universe hypothesis does not fall into the crackpot category, this is serious physics.

    Although time seems to move in one direction only, there is nothing in physics that mandates this. One of the unsolved problems.

    When Einstein published his theory of relativity, he challenged the idea that time is constant. This was rather shocking in those days. History has proven that he was right. Don't take anything for a fact, just because it seems obvious. Question everything.

    There is a slight problem with the experiment (as described in the article) of sending a neutron through time, though. Nature cannot distinguish between one neutron and another (or protons, electrons, or other elementary particles for that matter). All neutrons are the same! There is no way of marking one (unlike atoms), so that you can determine if it actually meets itself in another time. That causes the experiment to be meaningless.

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  196. A Quote by The+Cat · · Score: 2

    "If it wasn't for the silly chaps, we'd still be living in the stone age."

    --Sir Christopher Cockerell, Inventor of the Hovercraft

    It takes absolutely no effort, risk or thought at all to badmouth a new idea. Such is the very cornerstone of most middle manager's careers.

    The theory may not be sound, and the experiment might not work, but the man at least deserves respect for having the courage to take the risk.

  197. Been there, done that. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    Sen. Hollings was played by Ron Silver, as I recall. That was Van Damme, playing me in the role of not-so-bright superhero.

    1. Re:Been there, done that. by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      And let's correct something else while we're at it:

      van Damme: Hi, I'm the kickboxing champ from the 1980's.

      Guy with mustache: Hi, I once went 10 rounds with Gentleman Jim Corbett.

      (van Damme gets his head handed to him)

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
  198. He'd be the start by FJ · · Score: 1

    I'm in no way an expert in the matter, but according to one theory I've read, some scientists think it is possible to travel through time using Einstein's theories.

    The trick is that you can only travel as far back as when the time meachine was started. On other words, we haven't met a time traveler because the time machine hasn't been invented yet. Once the machine is invented people from the future can travel to that point, but not before. He'd be the start of that chain. From the article it appears as if he'd be following some of that theory.

    Of course, as the article points out, transporting a person & a sub atomic particle are different & quantom laws are a little different. Don't forget, according to quantom theory a particle can exist in two places at the same time for brief periods. I'd guess the engineers haven't made that possible yet on a human level. Just another challenge for them. Once they get that solved I'd like to see them make it impossible for cops to figure out how fast I'm going & where I am at the same time.

  199. You mean... by The+Cat · · Score: 2

    "This sucker is nuclear????"

    "No, no, no, this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 jigawatts of electricity I need..."

    1. Re:You mean... by metachimp · · Score: 1

      You know, I think they meant "gigawatts" and they were just mispronouncing it. Does anyone know what the script says?

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      The system has failed you, don't fail yourself. --Billy Bragg
    2. Re:You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      From Jargon File (4.2.3, 23 NOV 2000) [jargon]:

      giga- /ji'ga/ or /gi'ga/ pref. [SI] See {{quantifiers}}.

      Both are correct it seems.

  200. We woul know now. by Borax_Man · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing if it was possible to go back in time, then we would already be aware of people that have done it, as they would have already visited. There is a simple way to work out if time travel is possible. Set up a meeting and determine that the first time traveller will go back to the time and place of the meeting. If by the time the meeting ends and no=ones turned up, then you're pretty sure its not going to happen.

  201. So I hear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have nobody mentioned Eddie yet?

    1. Re:So I hear. by gorehog · · Score: 1

      "Eddies in the currents." "Is he...Is he..."

  202. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Bongo · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like a great way to get rid of garbage but a less than ideal way to travel.

    I want this scientists' phone number! I want to know who to call if, walking down the street some day, a portal opens, and some really pissed-off two headed green thing starts throwing AOL cd's at me.

  203. Big deal by Bnonn · · Score: 1
    What a rip-off king! This guy is totally selling my story! I mean, so what, he thinks he's found a way to manipulate the t coordinates through the Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge as well as u . Big deal! Wait till he realises he hasn't set his home coordinates and he's stuck sliding between worlds for the rest of his goddamned life. Wait till he has to deal with an Allosaurus, or the Kromaggs catch up with him. He'd better stay far back in history!

    What a pimp.

    Damn, sorry I can't stay--thirty seconds to the next wormhole. I gtg.

    Quinn Malory.

  204. Doesn't seem to hold water... by gorehog · · Score: 1

    Someone above posted thois article as additional material, check it out http://www.lightwatcher.com/home/articles_lightbyt e/time_light.html

    That should address those of you who think that if a time machine will exist then we should already have met the people from it.

    Ok, now that's done. After reading both articles I have to ask one MAJOR question. Why does this guy think that light changes gravity? I have NEVER heard any refrence to an inverse effect between gravity and light.

    I know that gravity bends light and time. I know this. I have never seen anyone prove that light has an influence over gravitation. Or time for that matter. Maybe I am uninformed (possibly) but this just does not sound like it holds water.

    Here is a list of criticisms, based on the articles....

    1)How does he bend light into circles? I've never seen the model for it, but I assume that light can enter the right gravitational field at the right tangent and get stuck in a circular motion. Given that possibility, it then becomes a question of orbital mechanics (?!?!?!!!). SO maybe he CAN slow light (in deference to recent experimental evidence) thereby making it easier to keep it in a circle in some sort of crystal or something.

    2)GIVEN that the above is possible (and I'm getting a facial tic thinking about it) then well...WHY should a ring of light have a strange gravitational effect inside of it. Quote from the second article "The strength of gravity caused by the light circle causes a twisting of space." PROVE THIS PLEASE! Show me math and experiments! Please!

    3)FINALLY if the above are true then WHY should I believe that the duplicate particle is from the future? How far in the future? What offset does this device provide? How do you compute the distance in the future it is from?

    Any comments folks?

    1. Re:Doesn't seem to hold water... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Theoretically, light should gravitate. Not just mass, but energy, momentum, pressure, and stress all contribute to the gravitational field -- the source of gravity is not a number (mass), but a matrix encoding all of these things, known as the "stress-energy tensor".


      However, the gravitational field of light is so weak that we have never directly measured it, and probably never will.


      It is a prediction of general relativity that a rotating shell/ring of matter should produce a gravitational effect, known as "frame dragging", within it. One form of this is known as the "Lense-Thirring effect". I don't want to type in a derviation, but you can find it in some GR texts. I think the problem book by Lightman et al has it, and maybe the text by Ohanian and Ruffini.


      There are some experiments indicating this for gravitational fields outside a rotating body -- for the Earth, the LAGEOS satellites have produced some weak evidence of it, and we've seen some astronomical evidence for it outside of rotating black holes. I could try to find references if you want. The Gravity Probe B experiment will do a very sensitive direct measurement of it.


      So-called "ring lasers" are usually just lasers bouncing around in a square via mirrors. They don't have to form a circle.


      I don't know why such a gravitational field would produce time-travel effects. That's something the guy never demonstrates. I know that time travel effects can occur inside rotating black holes (but are probably unstable against perturbations, so not realistic), but I don't know of any similar result outside of a black hole. I'm rather skeptical.

  205. Time Bomb by Ravagin · · Score: 2

    In the Timothy Zahn short story "Time Bomb" (I believe), a scientist discovers how to make a time machine and then, just from the possibility that he would build the machine, things around him that people hate so much they would go make in time to destroy start falling apart. He can't hold cigarettes in his hand for more than a few seconds before they disintegrate; internal combustion engines seize up; computers simply stop. Etc. Given the motives of warning about smoking, it seems particularly relevant.

    The scientist manages to halt the effect, by the way, by building the machine and wiring sticks of dynamite to the "back in time" lever.

    Yeah, the physics and logic are a bit goofy.... It's still a good story.

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    Karma: T-rexcellent.

  206. Oh boy... Strap yourselves in for this post, Kids by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    Every now and then it feels like Slashdot is just trying to provoke me. . .

    Okay, here's what I know:

    1. UFT was discovered by Einstein in 1938, (although he was targeted and dealt with at that time, after which he was no longer a problem to his progenitors. The poor guy was basically mind-raped for thinking too clearly.)

    2. The closest he got may be seen in a paper he published with Bergman which was a revival of the Kaluza Klein theory. That was exactly 1938.

    3. UFT largly undid much of his work on TOR. The mind blowing thing about UFT is that it allows for variability of matter. The 5th dimension is real. Time travel is not only possible, but a required direct result. --And most importantly, consciousness is a vital factor.

    Okay. . .

    I've been called crazy before, but only by the timid Nile swimmers who have yet to break away from the propaganda machine, and who in varying degrees believe that corporations are benevolent, Government is run by the people for the people, their school text books were not programming tools, and that the 'Learning Channel' is somehow on a higher plane than CNN and Goebles. --And that this current spate of crap in Israel is not being conjured for a specific end, that it's "Just happening natural-like, guffaw guffaw."

    Think about this folks, if time travel is real, (which it almost certainly is, if you bother to do any research whatsoever), you will also discover that it is just a damned toy. Using Tesla and Puharich EM theory, Von Neumann built one for the Government decades ago, (and they killed him for it. How nice.). And so what? This is basically a non-issue. Humans with machines are a non-issue, despite what they think. Beings living in 5th dimensional reality would be able to 'time travel' just as easily as you can walk down the street. Can, have done, will do, over and over again. Think about this.

    Okay. That's MORE enough fodder for the fire today! Mod me down or funny or whatever you want. --And to those of you who are reading this and thinking, "Shit, what if. . ?" and there are sparks going off in your minds, then that's good, but it isn't enough by far. Awareness is key!!! So don't sit around. Learn! 'Time' is fast running out.


    -Fantastic Lad

  207. Paradox' a Bitch by Death_Aparatus · · Score: 1

    There's a fundimental problem here. Wouldn't the second neuron goto a parallel universe and not THIS timeline? How is he going to see the second one visiting from the future if it works? Would be rather ironic if it does work but he never gets to see the second neutron becuse it doesn't exsist here in this time stream and the whole project is scrapped

    1. Re:Paradox' a Bitch by HermDog · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't the second neuron goto a parallel universe and not THIS timeline?
      This is EXACTLY what's happening. And it's been going on for quite some time. We've been sending our neurons to some parallel universe, because we're clearly not getty any smarter.

      I just wish the universe two doors down would stop sending over all its fat cells.

      --
      JADBP
    2. Re:Paradox' a Bitch by Talanvor · · Score: 1

      "Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension." - Lisa Simpson

    3. Re:Paradox' a Bitch by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      There's a fundimental problem here. Wouldn't the second neuron goto a parallel universe and not THIS timeline?

      No. Why would anybody think that? The neutron isn't world-hopping; it's time travelling. If it really goes into the past, it will run into itself. Forget about that crap with the parallel universes. Nothing in General Relativity forces time travelers into a parallel universe. They go into the past of our universe. And that's what time travelling is supposed to be.

    4. Re:Paradox' a Bitch by IronChef · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe we'll finally get to learn what REALLY happens when matter materializes INSIDE OTHER MATTER.

      Personally, I believe that the matter is displaced towards the nearest empty area while taking 3d6 damage, but my proof is insufficiently rigorous to post yet.

  208. Changing the past and "Parrellel Universes" by ironfroggy · · Score: 1

    I'd like to make a few points on the topics of changing the past and of so-called "Parrellel Universes", in context to time travel.

    I've pondered on this for quite some time and I have come to a conclusion that I will keep, until proven wrong. This conclusion is that you simply can not change the past. If a person were to go back in time and affect things, nothing has changed. That is the way it always was. Because of this, it would simply be impossible for time travel to negate the existence of an object or person. You can't kill your parents before you're born.

    Also, this is interesting as I recently heard that scientist managed to increase the speed of light through a crystal gas, causing the light to emerge before it entered. I think I'd like a phone made out of one of these. "Hello, Me, don't forget to where some pants!"

  209. Small Packages by RWarrior(fobw) · · Score: 2

    This will be a boon to the package transport industry. Imagine the newest service: TARDIS Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there before you sent it.

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    Remove the caps and hold to a mirror.
  210. Sending data through time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article says the guy's trying to see if he can send a single neutron back in time -- but that's "a long way" from sending a whole person.

    Why is everyone talking about sending a whole person back in time? I think a single neutron is plenty good enough.

    If you can send a single neutron, or not, then you can send bits backward in time. Since sending bits *forward* in time is trivial (my hard disk does that), this gives you bidirectional communication.

    From that you could build a TCP/IP link, browse the web of the future, phone up people in different times, even pipe video and audio and control signals back and forth so you could put on a VR suit to control a robot walking around in the past or future.

    If this guy succeeds in building an apparatus that can send a neutron back in time, no-one is going to bother trying to scale it up to a zillion-times the size and cost to transmit a person. Instead, we'll just pipe data through it and do telepresence.

  211. Tragic, sure. I just hope that.... by xeeno · · Score: 1

    He isn't going back in time to have sex with himself.

  212. Earth and the center of the universe... by Bane369 · · Score: 1

    What makes you think that if he COULD travel back in time that he would be transported back to a point in Earth's history? Time travel would be relative to its position in the universe.. not on Earth. Say I were to travel back in time.. it would be back in time at that exact point (xyz location) in space during that time. umm... last I knew.. Earth wasn't a stationary planet in the great cogs of the moving universe. Just another silly scientist thinking that Earth is the center of the known universe and the universe revolves around us...

    1. Re:Earth and the center of the universe... by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      Relative to the universe huh? What exactly IS the center of the universe then? HRM! You can use the universe as a reference because there is no point you can be relative to! That's like if I asked you to tell me what number is halfway between infinity and zero.

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  213. Closed loops of time? by gorehog · · Score: 1

    "And then, if I tie the ends of the string together, and buch it up so all the points on the string touch all the other points on the string..."-Sam Beckett, Captain, NX-01, USS Enterprise

  214. Post from the future. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can definitely prove without a doubt, that in 2009, time travel was perfected. So, remembering the slashdot article that inspired me, I decided to come back and let you guys know, so that we could end this silly debate.

    Bonus: Intel is going to announce something new on April 15th that will totally kick ass. Look for the share price to jump $50 in the following 2 months.

    Note to the SEC: This is a joke, so don't you dare try to prosecute, you asswads.

  215. Where's my tinfoil hat when I need it? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subject says it all.

  216. Indelible timeline by Bnonn · · Score: 1
    So, the way I understand it...

    • by going back in time and changing something you're creating a parallel universe
    • the timeline as we know it will therefore be unaffacted
    • if you decide to jump back in time you'll be shunted onto this new timetrack and out of our existing one
    • because of this, proof of time travel can only come from someone in a master reality jumping back and being shunted onto our timeline, not through anyone on our timeline jumping back

    Ignoring the obvious apparent violations of basic physical laws associated with travelling through time, this leads me to two conclusions:

    1. considering that, for people in the future, what is happening now is already "set" and cannot be changed, one must assume that their own present is also unchangeable history for people in their future, and so on. Extrapolate to a point we'll call The End of Time(TM) and the indication would seem to be that everything that has happened, and will happen, is already set and cannot be changed, by merit of the fact that it's unalterable from this master reference point.
    2. any form of time travel is therefore only a by-product of the real action being described, which is the ability to jump between parallel realities. There is no way for you to "alter" these realities, because they are secondary to your own existence in them, and whatever changes you make will automatically be the way their history was already described.

    Sorry, is this giving anyone else a headache? I'm not really sure how this applies to travelling forward in time; I suppose the same way as going back. It makes a pretty convincing argument for determinist theory over free-will though.

  217. Rate of Change != Spacial Displacement by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    You can map a changing object onto a constant linear or circularly changing object (a clock) but but this is analogy only, albeit a deeply ingrained function of the brain ( I suspect for purposes of locomotion - in order to move 'intelligently', i.e., in persuit of food and other needs one has to have some idea of where one has been and where one is going in space/time). Because you can map a changing object onto a spacial displacement and gain insight into how it work (is it a one time event or a periodic event for instance) DOES NOT MEAN THE REVERSE APPLIED, that is, because you can freely move around in space does not necessarily mean you can freely move around in this abstract concept of 'time' - an abstraction using analogies of space in order to understand things that change. I can move from the kitchen to the bedroom because they both exist - I cannot move from the 'present' to the 'past' because the 'past' doesn't exist! It is not 'out there' accessible by any means of travel. This confusion is partly reinforced by Einstein with the idea of time as a fourth dimension. This may be convenient for theory and computation but you have to consider that one dimension has very different properties from the other three.

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    1. Re:Rate of Change != Spacial Displacement by vinnythenose · · Score: 2

      Read the theories about there being about 20 dimensions. That will bend your mind.

      Ahh good old string theory :)

      Of course just because you can't conceptualize travelling through time because it's not space, doesn't mean it's not possible.

      I figure it's unlikely, but I'm alway open to the possibility. Although I hope it never happens, we've seen the way everything else we invent gets handled once the scientists are through with it (re large bombs, etc)

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  218. All I need is to send electrons back in time. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    Possibly threw a Cat 5 or something. 4 D computing. Where there is no limits and no need to buy faster computers. Take a TSR 80 give it something to work on. When it is done say after a couple years it sends it back in time to give you the answer. Infident computing. Plus you can IM with your self in the future.

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  219. Frequency by ahaning · · Score: 1

    While he's at it, he can give his father, as a young boy, a Christmas present:

    "Yahoo"

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  220. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thnk it may be like when "virtual particle pairs" are constructed near the event horizon of a black hole - one the the pair gets sucked in and the other shoots out, free.

  221. The ego of men... by Bostik · · Score: 2

    [...] we will NEVER be able to send people back in time, for the simple reason that we'd have met them already.

    It is fascinating how big some people have managed to grow their egos.

    Not taking into account the already mentioned piece of information that you can't travel back to time where the time machine did not already exist, why do we even consider that future time travelers (if there will be such) would actually bother to travel to our time? Hasn't it occurred to you that our time could be considered not only dangerous but also very uninteresting and hence not worth the effort?

    I sincerely propose you read Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End. It paints a nice view of things that could happen and especially how people react. For some very weird reason, we tend to think ourselves as the centres of the entire Universe. Now it seems we also think ourselves as the centres of the entire space-time continuum.

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  222. this is last year's news! by Gaurang · · Score: 0

    Actually. this professor had disclosed this idea of his one year back! Look at this. I dont know how Slashdot didnt perform a search on this before posting!

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  223. Same matter & same space @ same time? by ascending · · Score: 1

    He said that two neutrons would appear where there was originally one right? How does he lock up the position of the neutron? How does he make sure that the one from the future doesn't arrive at the same position/coordinates as the original?
    Isn't there a law which states that the same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time?

    Hm...If this works it could turn out to be an experiment of an unexpected nature :-) I wonder what results when that law is broken...Will it be like TimeCop...Or will the universe implode? :-)

  224. Time travel is impossible by Perdition · · Score: 1

    It's impossible not from a technological standpoint really, but it is impossible for just this: you cannot reinvent the universe. To take a packet of mass, be it a human being or a DeLorean, and project it either forward or backward in time, you are actually doing one other thing. You are adding mass to the universe at a given point in time and subtracting it from our present, which, if you were reading along diligently, you just wasted reading this sentence. You really should go out and play in the sun a little. If we can simply pop a decent-sized object (assuming the travel theory doesn't limit mass) such as a solar system back to the first few nanoseconds of the known universe as science now claims it occurred, then not only would mass be added that is already somewhere in there, but a chunk of WAY different physics appears as well, because the nanouniverse hasn't gotten around to having the physics that a current solar system takes for granted. Who knows? Perhaps the opposite is true as well. In the expanding universe model, you have to assume that physics is constantly changing with increases in distance. Project a huge chunk of mass forward several hundred billion years, and it's relative "heat" and "order" should be catastrophic to a physics that has cooled and dissapated. The concept that a Russian cosmonaut is already a time traveller by being a few billionths of a second ahead of the rest of us for his time on Mir is whimsical at best, and he is only considered a traveller because he is human. Are all the comets, asteroids, etc. "time travellers" as well just because they are moving rapidly? If they are, should any of them be "here" "now"? Of course they are here now. Any contraption or phenomena that can be claimed to remove something, literally subtract it from the universal constant of available mass, only to reinsert it elsewhen is either snake oil or vastly misunderstood in its function and results.
    On a side note: if there are any ladies out there who found this post "sexy", you can post below and we'll chat about it in a more personal manner.

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  225. wait wait wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    errr
    .
    > On a slightly different note, the speed of information can be faster than light, such as when transmitting a signal over a conducting wire.
    .
    _conducting_ wire. That's the problem. In the case of DSL lines, the possibility to carry information slows down with the length of the copper cable growing. You idea is really seducing, but I think ppl should do researches on the subject before believing it what you say ;)

    >Imagine a frictionless tube of sand a billion miles long. Push the sand on one end in with a plunger, and as soon as you do, sand falls out the other regardless of the length of the tube. Imagine just using a really long stick. Weird, huh?

    interesting, but in the real world?

  226. HEY! Where are all of the slashdot articles about by xeeno · · Score: 1

    Ludwig Plutonium and Alexander Abian? Clearly these guys should collaborate!

  227. Not going faster than light (even in fiction) by Jonathan · · Score: 2

    Actually, popular SF like Star Trek and Star Wars does recognize the speed of light as the limit. In Star Trek, the whole point of the "warp" drive is to "warp" space-time in order to get somewhere quickly *without* going faster than c. In "Star Wars" ships make "hyperspace jumps" for similar reasons.

  228. Logical fallacy? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2
    How the hell do you expect to see the neutron that has "time travelled"? If you accept the line about parallel universes - i.e. that a traveller back in time would exist in a "forked" parallel universe, and thus essentially exist outside of the light cone of all of us Somewhere Else, than the neutron must obey the fame fate. How the hell come the neutron is expected to show up in our own universe for all of us to see, but we couldn't do the same thing with a person? If the neutron goes "back in time" but ends up forked into its own parallel universe, clearly "we" (where we is any set of particles other than that neutron) certainly won't observe it.


    And if we _do_ observe the neutron, then presumably we could do the same thing with a human or any other object. But now we have just opened up the universe to all sorts of logical inconsistencies since it indicates we can actually travel into the past to affect the future of the same folks around us.


    IANAP (but I majored in Physics as an undergrad). But this is boggling me a bit at this instant. I am trying to figure out if this is a hoax, if this guy is an idiot, or if my little logical fallacy above is malformed in and of itself or missing some critical information from this dudes "brilliant research". Outrageous claims that seem internally inconsistent require some pretty fucking outrageous proof - I wouldn't go spouting crap like this off to journalists unless I had the damned thing working. And convinced at least a few of my more open minded colleagues that my explanation of the results was correct.

    1. Re:Logical fallacy? by tjb · · Score: 1

      IANAP (but I majored in Physics as an undergrad).

      Me too.

      Anyway, I seem to remember from QED that electrons exist in the same place at the same time with alarming regularity. It seems that subatmoic particles move sorta-freely in time at very small scales, but their net time vector is "forwards". I think this guy just wants to induce it to happen on a large scale (neutrons time-traveling distances greater than femtoseconds)

      Of course, subatomic particles also break the 2nd law of thermodynamics for very short periods of time, but that doesn't mean it can be done on any useful scale or induced to happen at will.

      Tim

  229. Neutron will bump into itself by Lemuel · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering what will keep the neutron from bumping into itself as it moves back through time. You can't just have something go back in time in the same place, because it was already there and the two instances of the item would be occupying the same space. Does this time travel mechanism involve skipping over time?

  230. we haven't see time travellers BECAUSE .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We haven't seen time travellers ?

    One reason could be the biiiiggg fear of making dangerous (for them) time paradoxes. So they _should_ hide from us. Elsewhere, this will be the proof of the possibility of time travel, and mankind will find a way to do it "before the right time".

    Hint: develop the myth of extra-terrestrials life like UFOs to hide strange facts :) . In short: no aliens, just time travellers from _our_ future (no need for parrallel universes).

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  231. Why this sounds impossible to me by Vexorg_q · · Score: 1

    This sounds impossible for one simple reason... we have never been visited by a time traveler.
    To me, that means one of four things:
    1. Time travel is not possible
    2. The people who have time travel don't come back to ancient earth
    3. Time travel is possible, but the human race was destroyed before we could figure it out.
    Personally, I think that time travel is not possible. What historian would not want the opportunity to go back, and wittness a key battle, or event? Even if in the future some kind of "time travel treaty" was reached, and people aggreed not to travel back to earlier time periods, I think that someone somewhere would get their hands on an illict device and come back and take out someone they dont like.
    thats why I think this guy will inevitably fail. Just my $0.02.

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    1. Re:Why this sounds impossible to me by vinnythenose · · Score: 2

      I find if funny how people make pseudo-philosophical research into time travel and determine that it's not possible. Especially the "I can't comprehend it so there for it can't happen".

      Most prevelent theory is that a time traveller cannot travel back to before when time travelling was invented. There for we can't be visited since we can't time travel.

      I point to experiments where clocks run more slowly at high speeds or further away from the gravity of earth. I think this somwhat shows that time is a "thing" and not a concept or a measuring of events.

      Of course I've never studied intently into physics, though I did love the mind bending stuff.

      Of course the guy that wants to do this experiments says that his experiment is based off of the theory or relatively which does not take into account quantum mechanics, which may mean that his experiment will likely fail. But it doesn't hurt to try now does it? As long as my universe is still intact after he's done :)

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    2. Re:Why this sounds impossible to me by Vexorg_q · · Score: 1

      >I find if funny how people make pseudo->philosophical research into time travel and >determine that it's not possible. Especially >the "I can't comprehend it so there for it can't >happen".
      Did I ever say I don't comprehend it? no (I don't understand it). However, based on what has happened so far regarding time travelers (we've never met one) I'd say that for some reason we cant time travel. Of course, perhaps the popular argument is right, people can't time travel past when the machine was invented, and travel past and just disappear, get lost, or something, but the thing is, we just dont know for sure. I was just making a few little logical consluions. There may be very much mroe to this, but based on what I know, reasearch won't get you more accurate conclusions.
      However, I certainly agree with you about trying- it cant hurt to try...what have we got to lose? Except of course something weird happens, and his device works, except he makes a mistake an is the catalyst for an event that destroys earth or something.

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  232. Black Holes are NOT trouble.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he was to create a black hole in the lab, I seriously doubt it would be of enough size (mass or energy in this situation) to cause any trouble.

    Picture our sun turns into a black hole of the same mass... We don't get sucked in... Earth would continue to orbit around the black hole. We just wouldn't get any light from it and freeze to death in minutes. Anyway... Just remember black holes are not infinitly massive objects just infinity dense objects. Picture 5 pounds of mass in a space of 0 inch by 0 inch by 0 inch... that would be a black hole.

    1. Re:Black Holes are NOT trouble.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We just wouldn't get any light from it and freeze to death in minutes.

      It would probably take 36-48 hours or so for the temperature to drop to a killing freeze. Otherwise we'd all die shortly after sunset.

  233. Not faster than light by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    When you push on the sand on one end, you don't immediately push sand out the other. Instead, you will create a shockwave in the sand (a moving area of higher-density sand), and that wave will travel slower than light.

    ... try it and see :-)

  234. Wrong facts by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    You have a clock, relativly close to sea level, where gravity has a greater pull and there are more particles compacted together. Then you have this plane way up there further away from the earth. Equalling less gravity and less particals compacting it. Of course it is going to slow down.

    That wasn't how the experiment went. What they did was put the clocks in two different planes, one going west (against the earth's rotation) and the other going east (along with the earth's rotation). Then they compared the clocks.

  235. I've already travelled time!! by erroneus · · Score: 2

    I closed my eyes and it was dark outside. And then when I openned them again, it was about 7 hours later and it was light! It was pretty amazing.

  236. Mallett's Paper from Physics Letters A by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2
    Here is Professor Mallett's paper from 2 years ago or so as printed in Physics Letters A (it took me a bit of Googling around to find this so I thought I might share it with anyone interested).


    This is a bit more concrete than the BS in this Boston.com article. There is also a more reasonable New Scientist article, at least it isn't riddled with the same awful logical fallacies as this Boston.com piece is, and Mallett doesn't come off as quite as much of an arrogant idiot, and the author doesn't come off sounding so worshipfully stupid. I found a copy of this here.

  237. April Fools joke gone horribly wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read this article and how it was written, I thought: "Damn, this just has to be an April Fools joke. But then why has this been posted a week too late?"

    Then it hit me: in an attempt to pull what was meant to be an innocent April Fools prank, the professor inadvertently stumbled upon the secret of time travel, causing the the joke to be transported a week into the future!

    Damn, think of the implications! What a mind job... ;)

  238. *Two* neutrons? He must mean *three*. by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    If the time machine works, you would see three neutrons, not two:

    1. The original neutron, traveling forward in time

    2. The same neutron, traveling backward in time

    3. The same neutron, traveling forward in time again after it reached the start of the experiment

    There would be a brief instant when neutrons 2 and 3 are the same, but that wouldn't be measurable. So for all intents you should observe three neutrons. Probably two neutrons and an anti-neutron, since that's what a backward-traveling neutron will look like.

    That is, unless you permanently reverse the neutron's direction of time. But in that case the event is indistinguishable from a normal neutron <-> antineutron annihilation, which happens all the time.

    ... or, I guess, if the neutron "teleports" (chronoports?) back through time rather than traveling there.

  239. Learning English is hard enough by Papa+Legba · · Score: 2

    I think this guys real motive is to keep his girlfriend in the english department employed. You thought It was bad enough to learn all the proper tenses for sentence writing now. Wait until we have to start adding stuff like the future present past tense to the language.


    Try this on for size "In a little while I have completed what I did yesterday". or how about "Finished with what I am about to start."

    Because of this I urge that we re-kill him now before he starts what he finished. As many of us had dreamed, when we will become grade school children, about killing Newton or Gauss before they invent their mathmatical formulas before/after they are inflicted on us we should move against him now. Someone get the pitchforks, torches, and angry villagers, I saw a labratory to have been stormed.

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    1. Re:Learning English is hard enough by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      What happen?
      Some set up us the time machine!
      We get signal!

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  240. Cheap nukes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, imagine this. I baught 1 nuke, bring it into the time machine, go back in time 1 sec. So now I have 2. wait for 1 seconds. Bring the 2 nukes back in time 1 second. Now I got 3 nukes (and 3 me, but that's just a bonus). And so on.

    Come on! thermodynamics man! And doesn't matter if its a paralell timeline.

  241. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are several ways of looking at time travel.

    There's the one that seems popular here(the one I agree with as well) that says that the past is in the past, and therefore if anything big happened in it, it has already happened, thus meaning a) if it was a big event, we'd probably know, and b) it's already happened, so we know the world wasn't destroyed.

    There's another that compartmentalizes time, so that the past can exist in the future, if someone is going travel back in time. Of course, this runs into theories of predestination, fate, and a load of other stuff. Icky stuff. Mixed up stuff.

    Several people have mentioned that "if a visitor from the future visited us, or our past, there's no way they'd be inconspicuous enough that we wouldn't notice." Well... would you believe it? If someone walks up to you and claims to be from the future, isn't your first reaction likely to be akin to that of the popular reaction to this man's claim to be able to travel through time? In the past, a professed time traveller might be thought to be possessed, or to be some kind of witch or warlock or something. Or worse. Nevertheless, popular fear and skepticism make recognizing a theorhetical time traveller for what he or she is extremely improbable.

    One other thing- The time Traveller in this guy's machine seems kinda screwed over long trips... barring any parallel universe silliness, the time traveller is still stuck at his destination as the machine doesn't come on the trip.

  242. presumptuous of you..no? by Rezalution · · Score: 1

    While I agree with your post, I find it funny that you are sure enough of yourself to presume that the other guy "just doesn't get it". How can you be so sure until time travel is actually performed?

    You said yourself that your thoughts are based on current ideas and understanding. What would happen should Ronald Mallett succeed (or even fail, you learn from that too) in his attempts? Current ideas and understanding could be obliterated.

    Sometimes the best solutions come from the craziest, most uninformed ideas (fresh, unbiased perspective). I believe that closing your mind to those ideas, closes your doors to success.

  243. I look at it similarly by kypper · · Score: 2

    I see a series of static shells, each representing a point in time, lined up like golf-balls in a row. Now, one could assume that time is linear, and that if you travel backward and eliminate your grandfather, then you have the paradox and you die.
    However, nothing in this world is really linear; evolution for example is almost certainly a bush... it branches out in all directions, forking wherever it feels. That is likely what time/space/dimensions are; forks at any turning point. So if you kill your grandfather, a brand new set of shells appear in a new direction in which you don't exist.
    Time travel and dimensional travel are, according to this hypothesis, one in the same, and that makes it all the more difficult.

    Time travel wouldn't have to be a one-way trip, but it would most certainly be so if dimensional travel were not also harnessed somewhat.

    1. Re:I look at it similarly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's also assuming that space/time exists in 3 or 4 dimensions. If it is upper dimensional we may never be able to comprehend what shape it would logically take. We might have to rely on computers to calculate and draw out a 3 dimensional representation of space/time for our puny little brains to fathom. Just imagine what the shadow of a 4th dimensional tree would look like, hurts don't it?

  244. "Not Possible," says Local Slashdot Reader by ReadParse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have what I think amounts to an interesting theory disproving any possibility of time travel. Perhaps somebody else has already brought this up (not necessarily on Slashdot), but here goes.

    I believe that, in this case, "absence of evidence is evidence of absence". In other words, the fact that we don't already know about time travel is evidence that time travel will never be possible. This gets confusing quickly, but if time travel ever becomes possible, somebody will surely travel to what is our past. While early attempts might be "covert" (a la "Back to the Future") to prevent altering the future, this could only be successful for so long. Even if attempts continued to be made to keep it a secret, somebody at some point would have either told somebody that they met in the past or there would have been rumors or something.

    But all references that we hear to the possibility of time travel are based in the future, such as this story about a guy who's "going to do it". Of course, we all know he will fail, because otherwise, we would have already known of his success. At the very least, if he was to ever be successful, we would not be living in a world where he was trying to travel in time to save his dad from cigarettes, but rather in a world where his dad had been saved from cigarettes by his son.

    In fact, if time travel were to ever be successful, we would have always known about it, and the quest for time travel would not exist.

    It gets more interesting and more confusing as you think about it...

    RP

    1. Re:"Not Possible," says Local Slashdot Reader by Silas · · Score: 2
      I believe that, in this case, "absence of evidence is evidence of absence". In other words, the fact that we don't already know about time travel is evidence that time travel will never be possible. This gets confusing quickly, but if time travel ever becomes possible, somebody will surely travel to what is our past.

      I can disprove your theory using your theory: let's say that someone 100 years (or whatever) from now travels back in time and tells us about time travel. So now we know that time travel is possible, and you're saying this would have happened by now.

      But, what if 500 years from now (or whatever), someone decides that time travel is a bad idea, has harmed humanity, etc., so *they* travel back in time to stop the creation of time travel 100 years from now. The end result? Time travel happens (and is therefore possible), but no evidence of time travel exists, at least not for us yet.

      In a four-dimensional universe, theories that depend on a linear, unalterable nature of time probably won't hold up for very long. Or maybe I'm just bitter that I got kicked out of the Q continuum.

    2. Re:"Not Possible," says Local Slashdot Reader by alienorifice · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that there's only one time, the one in which we all know and live together in this present and our past. It is theorized that time travel to the past can not occur to our past, but to a parallel past. This ties in to the theory that parallel space and times relate to quantum mechanics, which we are all familiar with.

      People used to say that flight was not possible too.

    3. Re:"Not Possible," says Local Slashdot Reader by JFMulder · · Score: 2

      I dont' remember in what movie I saw that, but I though it's a neat idea : you can't time travel to the past, only in the future. So maybe that's the reason why we don't know yet if someone succeeded. Maybe the person couldn't come back to tell us. So if time travel gets invented in 2030, well, we'll know that time travel will only be possible in 2030, since the person who found how to time travel couldn't come back and tell us. But then, it's be pretty hard to prove that if works... Imagine you send someone in the future, but you he can't come back to tell you the experiment succeeded, how can you tell it even worked? (supposing we're dealing with alternate dimensions, otherwise we'd just have to wait for the guy to pop back in our time).

    4. Re:"Not Possible," says Local Slashdot Reader by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      I believe that, in this case, "absence of evidence is evidence of absence". In other words, the fact that we don't already know about time travel is evidence that time travel will never be possible.

      I take it, then, that you don't subscribe to any conspiracy theories. Aliens having visited earth, the CIA taking out JFK, shadow governments, etc.

      Just a rhetorical question, of course... Personally, I think we have enough proof to debunk the phrase "absence of evidence is evidence of absence"...

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    5. Re:"Not Possible," says Local Slashdot Reader by pilot · · Score: 1

      "somebody will surely travel..."

      "this could only be successful for so long..."

      This is as pitiful as papers that include the words "it is trivial to prove" and those that don't use double inclusion.

      When 3 experts in a field spend a day _trying_ to prove something "trivial" and conclude that it's probably wrong, we have a problem.

    6. Re:"Not Possible," says Local Slashdot Reader by john_cfa · · Score: 1

      Imagine you send someone in the future, but you he can't come back to tell you the experiment succeeded, how can you tell it even worked? Send him 10 minutes forward - wait, confirm success.

  245. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2

    Please see my other post here. As I point out, I believe this whole article is logically inconsistent. IF it is truly the case that you branch into a parallel universe, then we will never observe a neutron. And as you point out, the machine reduces to a disintegration chamber. Then there's no reason to expect we'd ever observe 2 neutrons at all. This is why I have LOTS of trouble taking this guy too seriously. But then again, see his paper on the topic and judge for yourself, or wait for him to finish building his prototype.

  246. Why a neutron? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

    Why a neutron?

    Wouldn't it make more sense to use a proton or a positively-charged ion, so that you could easily hold it in one place?

    Anyone here familiar with the actual experiment being proposed, who can clue me in? (might just be looking for a double event from a radioactive decay, or some similar measuring trick)

  247. he's a nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if he goes back, to tell his father about the dangers of smoking, his father will live -maybe- longer and his son will never invent the timemachine..so we have indeed infinite possibilities of futures....unless you really believe everything goes as god has planned it to be...MUHAHA!

  248. <grin> give him a break by Rezalution · · Score: 1

    <sarcasm>Oh you're right...We don't know how to do it now, so we'll probably never be able to do it. Damn the guy for dreaming to climb the mountain.</sarcasm>

    Haha, come on! With nay-sayers like you humans would never have created the wheel...or dared to fight back against Microsoft!

  249. misleading commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original article plainly states that he is only attempting his time travel scheme with a neutron (definitely not someone). In fact Dr. Mallet specifinally states that the current state of physics isn't capaple of producing the energy needed to time travel a larger object.

    Ars Technica handled this soooo much better.

  250. Time travel is possible by mglenn · · Score: 1

    You're doing it right now.

  251. Serious problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Assuming a time machine could be made to ever work (highly unlikey) .. great idea to move around in time, but what about space ? The earth is rotating all the time, and it's moving around the sun constantly. The sun itself is moving around the centre of the galaxy along with all the other stars, and as we know from the big bang theory, the galaxy itself is moving constantly.


    My point : it'd be impossible to simply hit a button and appear in an exact location at a different time. You'd have to figure out how to appear in a specific place too. This guy can't be much of a physicist if he hasn't figure this out.

  252. Hey that's Doctor by EDinWestLA · · Score: 1

    Bah! Bring me the Eye of Harmony. Then you can do more than just time travel.

  253. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Thing+1 · · Score: 2
    Sounds to me like a great way to get rid of garbage but a less than ideal way to travel.

    So we can stop pissing off those people in Nevada. And instead piss off people we'll never hear or see from.

    Doing a quick search for the Second Law, I found the following hilarious article: Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics .

    After saving his dad, he goes on to form the band Wyld Stallyns. (OT: Did you realize one of the "historical babes" was the French exchange student from "Better Off Dead"? "I can't even get real drugs here!" he said, brandishing a whippet.)

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  254. Um, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Would you believe someone if they told you they had come from the future? Think Back to the Future again... Doc didn't believe Marty was from the future without a specific piece of information that no one could know without time travel. Thus, the time traveller would have to have the specific intent of becoming known to the people of the past(not out of the realm of possibility). The time traveller would also need sufficient information to make such a display to a large number of people. Then he still might not be accepted, as the people he convinces could fall prey to the same "crazy nut" treatment that he would start out with.

    Maybe time travel does/will work for this guy, but he either decides not to change his past for moral/ethical/headache reasons, or doesn't get a chance to do so within his lifetime.

    I don't believe that just because we don't see evidence of something that that is in fact evidence that that something doesn't exist. If you're looking for a certain kind of evidence, and that's the wrong kind of evidence, you're not gonna have much luck. Likewise if you don't know that a particular occurance is definate evidence of that thing.

    Some said that if this contraption works, all will succeed in doing is whirling objects back or forward in time, out into the middle of space where the Earth once was, or will be. I say: "Hey! that's not a bad thing! It's the new travel craze! Just pop in the time machine, and zip around to the other side of the world hours before you left! Just remember to pack a parachute, eh?

  255. Niven's Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me that the good doctor has forgotten Niven's Paradox: That the invention of time travel inevitably changes history to the point where time travel is not invented.

  256. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Isao · · Score: 1
    Somewhere... out there... in a parallel universe... people get free socks out of thin air. Of course, these socks are always half of a pair. It's not possible to send both socks in a pair into one of these parallel universes. I'm not sure which law of physics this would falls under.

    The Polo Exclusion Principle.

  257. Been There, Done That by Servo5678 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This isn't so far out. I just time travelled this morning somehow. I woke up and somehow during the night I skipped over an hour.

  258. Hey Doc... by CCIEwannabe · · Score: 0

    April Fools was a week ago...

  259. Time travel is ABSOLUTELY impossible. by imnillusion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I continue to be amazed at people's gullability in regards to the idea of time travel. It is a most universal desire.

    It is absolutely impossible.

    The reason I say this so strongly is that I know that it's so. Think about this for a moment. Time is a concept. One cannot travel through a concept.

    Time is what people use to the explain the phenomenon of rearrangement of matter. Things are in a different configuration so it is a different 'time'. The only difference from one 'time' to another is the position of all of the matter and energy in the entire universe. To revisit another 'time' would be to observe the precise configuration of all matter in a previous state. Now check you thermodynamics pocket guide, and the relativity manuals you were issued and immagine the energy required to restore every particle and quark to a previous state simultaneously without using any energy from the universe; you can't siphon your own gas tank! And this is further complicated by the theoretical presense of the observer in the data set. Adding 165lbs of matter to the total massof the universe may not be a good thing.

    Now recreating the position and vectors for all matter and energy is one problem, but the database to store the coordinate and vector data for all those objects for an infinitely resolved universe is going to HAVE to be quick!

    Simply stated. time does not exist. There is only one instance of existance and it's now.

    1. Re:Time travel is ABSOLUTELY impossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have NO idea what your talking about, do you?

      The language is flowerily, and I agree that time can be considered a concept; however, your logic is flawed and based on semantics, not physics.

    2. Re:Time travel is ABSOLUTELY impossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The large paragraph is salient and makes sense, but your first assertion that "you cannot travel through a concept" makes you look dumb. Travel is a concept. Distance, which is what you usually travel, is also a concept. So playing semantic games here doesn't help.

      However.

      You make an excellent point: The total amount of matter/energy in the universe is a constant. Sending someone into another parallel universe would decrease our universe's matter/energy, and increase that of the other. That doesn't seem reasonable; matter can't simply vanish out of or appear in a given universe.

    3. Re:Time travel is ABSOLUTELY impossible. by tubbs · · Score: 1

      Semantics is probably what made people so confused about time. I don't think its a problem of energy but the problem that being in a certain time automatically changes it.
      The timetraveller is also a form of matter so there's no way that a time traveller could be in a time where he hasn't been before.

    4. Re:Time travel is ABSOLUTELY impossible. by smaughster · · Score: 2

      I find your reasoning flawed, since for example distance is a concept too. It is what people use to explain the phenomenon of arrangement of matter. Things are in a different configuration, so it a different 'place/location'. Yet I think you will agree with me that we can travel distances....

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  260. Future travel is simpler by alienorifice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Traveling to the future is easier than traveling backwards. The Mir astronauts traveling at 17,500 MPH have already traveled 1/50 sec into the future on their missions.

    1. Re:Future travel is simpler by Hassman · · Score: 1

      No, they have aged 1/50 sec less than the rest of us. Time slows down when you go faster ... and I guess reverses when you go faster than c.

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    2. Re:Future travel is simpler by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      Ummm...that's like saying the same thing. They aged less because they experienced 1/50sec less time than everyone else. Everyone else experienced 1/50sec more time than them. Either way you say it, they traveled into the future 1/50 of a sec more than they normally would have.

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  261. OMFG, this is the solution to the Fermii Paradox! by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

    Why have aliens not long since colonized the entire universe?

    Because (reverse) time travel must be trivially easy for a sufficiently advanced civilization, and, regardless of policing, people over millenia in the future will jump back in time, farther and farther, until someone does something that stops the evolution of a sentient species.

    As Cypher might say, "Jeeeeee-zus. What do you say to something like that?"

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  262. Re:OMFG, this is the solution to the Fermii Parado by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

    Think about it!

    Nuclear war, rogue nanotech, rogue viruses, catastrophic physics experiments, none of these is good enough. Statistically, there must be some, viciously totalitarian regimes if nothing else, that would spread to the stars.

    However, the future is a long time, and all it would take is for one person to one time send a neutron back to their planet before intelligence evolved, and BAM! Another one bites the dust.

    It's so clean, too. Even if another civilization developed, that would self-destroy, too, repeating until no more evolved.

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  263. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Aus-Rust · · Score: 1

    here is a further thought
    if you force a particle to move through time to a different moment
    what happens if it appears in a space that is currently occupied by a different particle !
    and what is the probability ?
    now re-calculate the probability taking into account the billions and billions of particles that make up a human being !!
    disintegrating chamber indeed , if not on leaving then on re-entry

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  264. Visit his father? by Frag-a-Gates · · Score: 0

    Let's hope not. If he really does get back in time to warn his dad, his motivation to create a time-machine would be gone. :D

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  265. This Happens All The Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that happens is that the Time Lords ask you politely to stop.

  266. In theory.. by Ats · · Score: 1
    It has been proved that general relativity permits
    spacetimes with "closed timelike curves", essentially time travel. This was done by Kurt Gödel when he was visiting the Institute for Advanced Study and met Einstein there.


    And it has also been theorized by other physicists that a rapidly rotating object could distort spacetime enough to permit time travel. Light circling in a ring is essentially similar.


    Of course this is a phenomenon, where general relativity might not work correctly at all,
    so this will really be an interesting test for general relativity if he can make it work..I think it's pretty unlikely that he will be able to generate a light beam that is intense enough to bend spacetime that much.

  267. Another Fermii Paradox solution by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

    If you send the neutron back, and it stops the first neutron from being sent, you'll now have two neutrons.

    Eventually the universe would clog up with copies of matter.

    It's been nice knowin' ya.

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    1. Re:Another Fermii Paradox solution by drwho · · Score: 1

      Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Neutron.

    2. Re:Another Fermii Paradox solution by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Or:

      Copy (2) of Neutron
      Copy (3) of Neutron
      Copy (4) of Neutron
      Copy (5) of Neutron
      Copy (6) of Neutron

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    3. Re:Another Fermii Paradox solution by gtg625a · · Score: 1

      doesn't this whole thing disagree with the conservation of mass-energy ... ?

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  268. I propose a test by LennyDotCom · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this guy should attempt to send me the powerball numbers from the future and I will determine if his time machine works.

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  269. Just in case this guy does it... by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    ...I'm gonna send him two letters with stock picks and Super Bowl & World Series winners. "...and if you could just drop one of these in a mailbox when you arrive, I'd really appreciate it... thanks!" :-)

    One for my dad, if he goes back to the early 60's, and one for me if he only goes back to the early 90's. Maybe my dad will throw his out, but I've been dreaming about doing that for so long that I'd certainly believe what I was reading if a mysterious letter in my own handwriting suddenly showed up in my mailbox one day.

    ~Philly

  270. Time is Self-referential by omnirealm · · Score: 2

    This guy's web site gives a convincing argument as to why time travel will never be a reality: because time doesn't exist! Time is not a fundamental property of our universe; change is, and time is only a concept we invent to measure change.

    Quote: "Motion in time is self-referential."

    Quote: "Moving in spacetime is impossible because an evolution parameter (time) cannot be its own evolution parameter."

    Something to consider...

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    1. Re:Time is Self-referential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES!!! Admittedly I'm no expert in physics, but I agree completely that time is only a measure of rate of change, and the idea of moving a block of matter back in time is nonsense.

      I've always wanted to ask whatever happened to conservation of matter whenever these time travel questions come up.

      frankbraker@hotmail.com

  271. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Snafoo · · Score: 2

    Great. I can just imagine us creating 'landfill timelines' for all of our useless crap.

    This is akin to shipping all our garbage to a foreign country. Just because we can't talk with those guys over at [insert 11-tuple coordinate] doesn't mean that they aren't people (or, perhaps, intelligent dinosaur-evolved cyborg-bipeds) too!

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  272. Mckenna had some thoughts about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Terrrance Mckenna talked a bit about this.

    His thought was that you cannot travel backwards in time before the creation of a time altering device.

    Don't recall the entire justification for that, but the end result is interesting -- eventually you'll have an infinite number of people go back to the first instant possible.

    And wreck everything. And it's going to happen on 12/20/2012ish.

    Funny how he kept finding ways in field after field that that date is the end of the universe.

  273. he cheated by oogoody · · Score: 1

    His future self went back in time to give
    his younger self the time machine plans.

  274. Re:If time travel was going to be made possible... by naasking · · Score: 1

    shhh... don't blow our cover. ;-)

  275. My apologies to those in EST by hklingon · · Score: 0



    My apologies to many of those in the eastern timezone. I was experimenting with my apparatus and the effect.. was somewhat exaggerated. If you are experiencing the effects of my time machine, you will have noticed the time advanced forward one hour. Please... deal with it.. while I search for a way to compensate for the distortions in time with my machine.

    Thanks
    crazy-mad-scientist

  276. Why no time travellers then? I'll tell ya why... by naasking · · Score: 1

    Alot of people have been wondering: "if time travel is possible, why haven't we already met time travellers? Surely they're not THAT good at concealing themselves."

    Let me say this once for you people: they have a damn time machine! If they fscked up and accidentally revealed themselves, they (or someone) could just go back and change it so they are not revealed and we would never know.

    This isn't to say I actually believe in time travel, it's simply a logical conclusion if it were possible.

  277. I have a passphrase by mec · · Score: 1

    I developed a passphrase about 10 years ago. Actually it's more than a passphrase, it's a handshaking protocol with some non-verbal components. If anyone ever comes up to me and does the protocol, especially if they look older than me, I'll know that they are a time-travelling version of me, and I'll listen real carefully to what they have to say.

    (Or maybe they are a telepath ... or maybe I've been secretly drugged and have spilled the protocol ... or maybe I'm living in the Matrix and they are an agent of the Matrix that has lifted the protoocol straight from my brain ...)

  278. How would we know for sure if it actually works? by locutus2k · · Score: 1

    Lets say he actually builds this thing.. how would we know it actually worke... since he'd leave our timeline, and who knows where he'd go... maybe he's got a "Home" button like a web browser :). And is he planning to perfect time warp from Star Trek? Better call Spock.

  279. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by TheKuz · · Score: 1

    Even if a traveller from another universe appeared in our own, whats the guarentee that our universe's time machine isn't just a garbage disposal?

  280. Why you CAN'T change the future or past by JFMulder · · Score: 2

    Thinking that when you go in the past, you could change something and come back, with maybe everyone affected, while it seems a normal idea, isn't a reasonnable idea I think. After all, you, the time traveller, are not the center of the universe. Nobody is. It's not because you do time travel that suddenly every person's life on earth just freeezes and waits for your return. And if you changed something in the past, it wouldn't make sense either I think that everyone in the future just change without even realizing it. It's not the best proof that you can't alter future (maybe it's not even a proof, I fact, I wouldn't bet my live on it, but it satisfies me so I guess I'm hapy about it), but to me, this idea can mean only two things : either you can't time travel, or if you do, you'd leave this current dimension (time) and enter a new one. The place you left will only be missing you. It's not as if you'll change your old present's past, but some alternate reality past you're going to change.

  281. Another potential problem... by nlaporte · · Score: 2

    It might also be an issue that even if he transports something "back in time", that it will remain at the same point in space. Now, the earth is moving around the sun, and the whole solar system is moving around the galaxy, and the galaxy is moving through intergalactic space, so if you send something back in time it is unlikely that you will ever see it, since it will be the same place, and you will have moved. Am I missing anything here?

    Still, sounds like an interesting guy.

    1. Re:Another potential problem... by pubudu · · Score: 2
      It might also be an issue that even if he transports something "back in time", that it will remain at the same point in space. Now, the earth is moving around the sun, and the whole solar system is moving around the galaxy, and the galaxy is moving through intergalactic space, so if you send something back in time it is unlikely that you will ever see it, since it will be the same place, and you will have moved. Am I missing anything here?

      Except there isn't a position that is the same position independent of any point of reference; 0 latitude and longitude on the Earth is the same spot with reference to the Earth but not to the Sun, true, but why should the Sun's frame of reference be taken as "truer" than the Earth's? Relativity says it shouldn't. The most relevant frame of reference seems to be that of the machine, but then he couldn't send anything back to before the operation of the machine, could he?

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    2. Re:Another potential problem... by nlaporte · · Score: 2

      The only reason I can see that the sun's frame of reference should be taken as "truer" is that the sun is more massive, and therefore more things can seen as realtive to it. I suppose an analogy might be that we measure the positions of places relative to the poles and the meridian, not to the anthill in front of my house: the anthill is less significant. Similarly, with respect to the universe, the sun is more significant than the earth.

    3. Re:Another potential problem... by pubudu · · Score: 2
      The only reason I can see that the sun's frame of reference should be taken as "truer" is that the sun is more massive, and therefore more things can seen as realtive to it. [...] Similarly, with respect to the universe, the sun is more significant than the earth.

      Yes, but you wouldn't use the sun as your frame of reference for everything, e.g., directions to your house so that others can adopt your Anthill Meridian system. If we want to understand the motion of the Earth, or that of the Sun, depending on your frame of reference, it certainly makes more sense to suggest that the Sun is fixed and that the Earth moves around it, ignoring the movement of the Sun itself. The question is, what is the frame of reference that ought to be used in determining where the neutron will appear?

      I suggested that of the machine, but that is highly speculative. The point of my remark was that there would be no "absolute" point, such that we could say that the neutron appeared in exactly the same place but at a different time; this would require there to be an absolute, i.e., not relative, coordinate system. To say that there is such a system would require an explanation of why there does not appear to be one--relativity, right or wrong as it may be, does explain why the speed of light in a vacuum appears to be constant, and this seems to require that there be no priviledged frame of reference.

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    4. Re:Another potential problem... by nlaporte · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I guess that the only way to prove it is to go help the guy build one, and then run it!

  282. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not possible to send both socks in a pair into one of these parallel universes. I'm not sure which law of physics this would falls under.

    I *think* it's the Pauli-Ester Exclusion Principle...

  283. Check him out by Azureash · · Score: 1

    http://www.physics.uconn.edu/faculty/mallett.html If that isn't the face of the future...

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  284. How to Build a Time Machine - by Paul Davies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A nice read as it shows not just what is, theoretically, possible but where the, practical, problems are once the scale become macroscopic.

  285. Best guess by Restil · · Score: 2

    But warping space will make travel into the future possible. Well, technically you don't travel into the future, time just passes much faster than it normally does, at least from your perspective.

    However, unless he can find a way to produce negative mass or negative energy, this isn't going to happen. Even a singularity, at infinite mass, does not cause space to warp backwards.
    And even if it did, the best he could hope for is a wormhole.

    -Restil

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  286. Guy's crazy, but not that crazy by lkaos · · Score: 2

    Well for starters, there isn't any real evidence to support the idea that traveling faster than the speed of light causes time to move backwards nor have I ever seen any math to support such an idea.

    That of course doesn't mean that time can't go backwards... I once read an interesting essay on that matter that went something like this:

    We just went backwards in time! How do I know? How do you not know? If one traveled back in time, then one would forget all former experience (as many have pointed out, all reference systems would have to move back too). In fact, we could be going forward and backward through time almost ad infinitum as long as there was a general trend towards going forward. That would give us the perception of moving forward in time.

    So, we are already traveling backwards in time, we just keep forgetting about it.

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  287. Tsk tsk by EggplantMan · · Score: 1
    he wants to go back in time and warn his father, who died of cancer when he was 10, of the danger of cigarettes. .... if his father lived, then he wouldn't create the time machine, and thus etc. etc
    Yes yes and then after not inventing it, he doesn't save his father and creates a time machine, and becomes stuck in a time loop. Looks like somebody forgot their exit conditions!
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  288. You'll Explain Wrong :( by kungfumoo · · Score: 1

    When you go to the past, this is assuming time travel to the past is actually possible, it modifies the future, the future is no longer the same. You are now in a totally diffrent dimension, a diffrent reality, one which you created when you entered the time machine.

    Time traveling does not modify the past because if you do in fact travel to the past then it has already happened before you time travel. [READ: The past cannot be modified. Because it creates paradoxes such as "you were there" and "you were not there"; "p" and "not-p" in the same instant of time]

    1. Re:You'll Explain Wrong :( by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      The past is changed because of you!

      you come from the past into the future
      your memory of the future modifies the past, you can never return to the same past.

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  289. Sure, but... by obtuse · · Score: 1

    I'll bet that while it might be possible to send a single subatomic particle through time with a huge energy cost, time travel in any way that would be interesting to us is impossible.

    This is just a hunch, but look at the EPR paradox. Experiments demonstrate that two particles can be linked in such a way that you get action at a distance, or non-local behavior, which has implications for communication through time, because you're talking about faster than light effects.

    Guess what though: You don't know the initial state of the particles, and you can only change their state, but not merely read their state. You can't actually send any information with them. So you can't actually them use for faster than light communication. No tomorrow's lottery results today for you.

    My bet is that this is a consequence of some fundamental rule of our universe, and the paradoxes that pop up with time travel also support this.

    Maybe you can bring matter from a parallel timeline into our world, but only at an energy cost greater than mc^2.

    Oh, and to the guy who said there is no time, and are only individual human experiences: No point in my talking to you then, is there? Solipsim implies an extremely dull universe. Why should my world be limited by my imagination?

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  290. Re:Dungeon Siege by spike+hay · · Score: 1

    While transporting a person is obviously very, very far off, I wonder if there are applications for this in the shorter term. Could you communicate by sending neutrons back it time? It seems like you would. That would open all kinds of possibilities.

    You could have a message from the future. I'm still really fuzzy on how these things work, but if you could get a message from 100 years in the future then you could implement their high-tech today. They could send us info on 22nd century tech like nanotechnology, space travel, and medicine. That would be great.

    Another thing I wonder about: Intersteller travel. Is it possible to send a long-lived low speed probe like Voyager to Alpha Centairi? I wonder if after 40,000 years when the probe arrives at alpha centauri, it could send it's radio signals back to earth. Then the signals would be recieved by a time machine, which would in turn transport them back to our time. So you in effect have a fast intersteller flight while only sending out a cheap probe going 30,000 MPH.

    Anyway, would those scenarios work? Any physicists here? Human time travel is a long ways off, but it seems like these things could be implemented in the near term.

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  291. Crackpot index for revolutionary theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html

  292. I might be stupid, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought tachyons were conjectured to be possible http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/ParticleAndN uclear/tachyons.html. Though this does not mean time travel is possible, the idea of time travel may not be as "bizzare or impossible" as some people are saying in their posts. On a lighter note, there a funny onion spoof on time travel that is pretty funny.

  293. Sending data through time. by Kafteinn · · Score: 1

    While Mallett acknowledges that sending a person through time may require more energy than physicists today know how to harness

    If it's possible to use light to send a neutron through time using small amounts of energy that can actually be quite useful can't it?
    We can send 1 or 2 neutrons and communicate to our past selfs using binary.
    Like in next weeks lottery numbers are: 111101010110111

    Maybe this would also allow very fast computers.

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    1. Re:Sending data through time. by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      Jeez. Everyones talking about getting future tech, warning people of their doom, and seeing ancient Egypt.

      But winning lottery numbers sent back through time. Now thats a good idea. I think this UoC professor has got it made!

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    2. Re:Sending data through time. by thilmony · · Score: 1

      who's to say all the current lottery winners aren't really time travellers from the future?

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    3. Re:Sending data through time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me. Because most of them are retards who barely manage to travel forwards in time.
      The lottery - a tax on the stupid

  294. Some creativity, please. by EggplantMan · · Score: 1

    I disagree. All he has to do is create two working prototypes, and use one prototype to send the other prototype through time, with a message attached telling whoever receives it to use it to send something to our time. Voila. Proof of time travel made easy.

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    1. Re:Some creativity, please. by Cogos · · Score: 1
      I disagree. All he has to do is create two working prototypes, and use one prototype to send the other prototype through time, with a message attached telling whoever receives it to use it to send something to our time. Voila. Proof of time travel made easy.

      That won't work for the original timeline. We'll call the starting timeline A. Let's say you send a time machine back, it will create a parallel timeline which we can call timeline B. Travelling to the future of B doesn't tell people in A anything. Again, the original timeline will never see evidence of time travel. Plenty of parallel realities will have proof though.

    2. Re:Some creativity, please. by EggplantMan · · Score: 1

      It was a joke!

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  295. It is feasible.. by Hoo00 · · Score: 1

    And the result of this mockup experiment is the uconn physicist will have an element particle travels through 10^-32 seconds of time, so that the rest of the physicists may spend the next 200 year proving/disputing the claim. Fermat's Last Theorem, anyone?

  296. old news by archen · · Score: 1

    Time travel is already very possible through a couple bottles of Tequila. You drink a few, and then you wake up in the morning in some bizarre location. It has this unfortunate side affect of creating spacial anomalies where people claim to see you doing strange things, but that's not possible since you would remember if you had. It also seems to have a degenerative effect on the brain, and tends to give you a headache.

  297. Re:Oh boy... Strap yourselves in for this post, Ki by waspleg · · Score: 1

    i'll bite

    wtf is a UFT and TOR

    your little rant is scarce w/ the details

    assuming that people could time travel as easily as "walking down the street" where are reprecussions? Why didn't they stop planes from smashing into the world trade center if the gov't has time machines? i mean really, do you think they would have just let something like tha thappen? what you have to remember is that no matter how evil the gov't is, it is composed of largely patriotic good decent honest people who are all paving the road to hell w/ their good intentions ;) i don't think that something like a time machine would be abel to be kept a secret, need examples? how about all the militaries super-secret spy planes that we all know existed before they were pubically acknowledged (read: SR-71, B2 bomber, stealth fighter, etc) need more evidence? got another one worder for you Roswell.. the gov't isn't particularly good at keeping big secrets

    if the point you're trying to make is that people traveling through time are harmless, i'd like to see an explanation as to why you think so, because if it were true it seems like a huge cash cow industry (think jurassic park), i mean i dunno about you but i would sure drop $10 to see myself lose my virginity (again ;)), watch the titanic sink, and have my cheeks flap in the nuclear breeze 300 miles outside hiroshima

    timid nile swimmers? is that some allusion to crocodilian waters? ah well.. lessee how many of my precious few karma points i lose for htis one ;)

  298. Uh oh... by VistaBoy · · Score: 1

    I fear that the scientist is going to go back in time and do something ba

  299. He'll get a working model in about ten years by cthlptlk · · Score: 1

    Our planet is on a collision course with something that we, at our present state of knowledge, don't have a word for. A black hole is simply a gravitationally massive object, so massive that no light can leave it. What I'm talking about is something like that, except that it isn't so much gravitationally massive as temporally massive. We are soon to be sucked into the body of eternity. My model points to 11:18 am, Greenwich Mean Time, December 21, 2012 AD.

    ~Terence McKenna


    Of course, McKenna was a (another) drugged-out nutcase, and (I believe) later decided he was wrong about a temporaral singularity, but it's (still) fun to make the connection.

  300. Re:If time travel was going to be made possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Then wouldn't we be occasionally running into strange looking people from the future who are here to accomplish various tasks?

    ..why would they necessarily be "strange looking"? Someone from our time makes a suitable set of clothes, and (somehow) gets a suitable set of currency could go back several decades / several hundred years and probably not raise more than the "what a strange person" thoughts. Once accepted for their good nature (we assume s/he wants to fit in), that would be that.

  301. Re:Dungeon Siege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is an interesting article about time travel theory and development at MIT.

  302. i got a job that way... by stiefvater · · Score: 2, Funny

    after myst came out, i loved it, and wanted to work for cyan on riven. O OO oh course EVERYONE wanted to work for cyan on riven. OOO OOO so i wrote them a letter, on a clay tablet, O OO O explaining that they needed to hire me, so that OOOOO we could discover time travel, so that they OOOO OO could come back in time and save me where i'd OOOOOOOO been stranded by my broken time machine. OOOOO OO OOOOOOOO i got the job anyway. OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO K.

    1. Re:i got a job that way... by 0x20 · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Mr. Horshack.

  303. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    anyone or anything sent into the past create some sort of parallel universe. Which means we will never see any evidence that the time machine works. At best he'll be able to create an effect where you toss something in and it disappears.

    Ok... but wouldn't this directly contradict the professor's hypothesis that he'll be able to observe a subatomic particle doubling because it's visiting itself from the future?

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  304. If time travel was true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There could be a reason we have seen no time travelers coming back to our time or around this time.. Invented in the future with earth having a higher population then present, with the possible use of time travel we could go back to a time where there was no humans, only forest, pristine forest. Why not cut them down every half million years? Why wouldnt somebody use it to mine all the gold before it was first discovered? Or to steal antiques to sell? It might mean the end to our space time linearity.

    Time travel forward is always possible. What is it called? Cryogenics?

  305. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by psin+psycle · · Score: 1
    Which means we will never see any evidence that the time machine works. At best he'll be able to create an effect where you toss something in and it disappears.

    At first, this may seem like a true statement. But think about it for a minute...

    Ok... if there are many parellel universes, and we develop time machines and start "disintegrating" things by making them pop into other universes, don't you think there will be some other universes doing the same? Creating time machines and disintegrating things into yet other universes? And if this is the case, don't you think that things would start poping into our universe??

    So, if he does develop this thing, and he does start making things appear in other universes chances are parellel scientists are doing the same thing and making things appear here...

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  306. Twins at light speed "example" breaks relativity by andaru · · Score: 2
    The classic relativity "example" of taking a pair of twins and sending one on a near-light-speed journey and then detecting an age difference between them upon return (the one who "travelled" being much younger) is based on a misinterpretation of relativity.

    One of the basic results of relativity is that you can never say that you are moving except in terms of something else. Therefore you can never say that one object is moving faster than another in an absolute sense.

    If the twins were able to detect (and agree) that one twin (the twin that stayed behind) was older than the other, this would violate relativity because they could say in an absolute sense, "I was moving, and you were not."

    In reality, there would be no external validation that one had "travelled" and one had "stayed behind". You could look at either one as the traveler (or a combination of both) and the universe all still works out the same.

    Consider this: there is nothing in the universe but the two twins. One twin moves at near the speed of light away from the other twin for one year. Then the second twin moves at the same near-light speed toward the first twin for one year. There can be no way to distinguish this from the situation where the first twin moves away from the second twin, and then moves back toward him.

    The conceptual mistake here is that when considering the relativity of time, people forget that distance and mass are also relative. Therefore when the "travelling" twin experiences time at a slower rate, he also experiences distances to be greater; he would measure a clock outside of his ship to be running fast, but he would measure mile-markers outside of his ship to be closer together than a mile. Thus, while, relative to the outside world, less time would be going by, he would also be traveling a shorter distance relative to the outside world.

    Observing his own local environment, he would not notice a change, since an inch in the cockpit would still be an inch.

    This is how you resolve the paradox of headlights on a ship traveling at near light speed. Relative to the ship, the light travels away from the headlights at the speed of light. Relative to the outside world, the light travels at - you guessed it - the speed of light. The reason it is not a paradox is: Relative to the ship, the light travels approximately one foot in one nanosecond. Relative to the rest of the universe, the same event is perceived as the light traveling less than one foot, but the perceived time it takes is less than one nanosecond.

    Same thing with the relativistic "paradox" of spinning in a circle. If you take the perspective that you are still, and the rest of the universe is spinning around you, you might think that this means that Alpha Centauri must be traveling (relative to you) at faster than the speed of light. But distance, time and mass being relative, as Alpha Centauri approaches the speed of light relative to you spinning, it gets smaller and closer (due to the relativity of distance), and clocks on Alpha Centauri appear to run fast to you (which are both the same - distance shrinking and time speeding up - if distance shrinks than it takes "less time" for a cesium molecule to complete one vibration, making clocks appear fast).

    Anyway, the idea is that relativity only works when you apply it to all of the variables. If you assume that masses and distances are absolute, then you will come up with all sorts of paradoxes when considering the relativity of time.

    And the bottom line is, relativity says that you cannot pinpoint your absolute location in the universe. Your mass decreases when you "slow down" but when you weigh yourself, you do it relative to weights which are also "slowed down," so you can't perceive the change in your own mass, so you can't say, "I weigh as little as possible, therefore I am not moving with absolute reference to the universe."

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  307. TimeMachine-enabled trolls by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

    Yeah, right. Imagine time machines in the hands of some /. trolls, fighting each other for first post.

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  308. I get the Joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey guys, on the day where we (those using DST) go one hour into the future, we are promised a time machine IN THE FALL, at which time it just so happens we will all set our clocks back one hour and "travel" in time! See, just an elaborate joke!

    hamham

  309. An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Kalabajoui · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not delivered by me, because I lack the physics background to do do the topic justice. However, I've copied an URL below, to a page that does an excellent job of debunking time travel, multiple universes, and other dubious claims of modern physics. Personally, I found the information contained within the page compelling, and when I take physics as one of my required college courses, it will be interesting to see if it remains so.

    http://home1.gte.net/res02khr/crackpots/notorious. htm

    1. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by theSprocket · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well my young friend I hate to lay a big downer on you but when you take your "required courses in Physics" you will not see enough of this type of material to prove or disprove anything like this. Assuming that you are heading toward a degree in engineering, you are after all reading and posting on SlashDot, you will have to take probably two semesters of introductory, "classic", physics.

      Your first year will pound into your head lots of basic F=ma type stuff, and plenty of acceleration is the first derivative of velocity and velocity is the first derivative of position blah blah blah. By they time you finish this semester you will be so tired of figuring out where and when a ball will hit the earth, given that it was thrown at a certain angle and at a certain initial velocity, of course we are neglecting friction due to air.

      Your second and last required semester will turn to electricity and magnetism, here let me sum up that semester for you: Electrical fields and Magnetic fields always co-exist orthogonaly.

      If you go on to get a minor in physics, as I did, you basically spend a semester or two learning the heavy duty math needed to do heavy duty physics problems yet not taught over in the math dept. Then, you effectually repeat the first semester but no longer neglecting friction. Almost all the problems are impossible to actually solve and you really learn how to accurately estimate solutions, except of course for the really easy ones, which are solvable using coupled differential equations.

      Finally, you get to take your upper level electives, one or two may be introductions to quantum physics. I say introductions because all the real juicy stuff is at the PhD level.

      At this point none of your questions about time travel will be answered, but you will realize that you need to get you a55 over to your department and finish the degree that will be your bread winner and all your background in physics will do is allow you to do is write a lame post like this on an internet discussion, kind of sad, isn't it?

    2. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by norton_I · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think this person is necessarily on crack, though I am skeptical he is going to achieve conclusive evidence of time travel. I would very much like to read a paper on the theory of how this thing is supposed to work.

      However, the page you linked to looks to be pretty much a crackpot. Basically, his claim is that since it doesn't make any sense (to him) for time to be relative, it can't be. This is primarily based on an attemt to "reason" if it can be called that, about relatavistic physics based on non relatavistic assumtions.

      The big givaway for people who don't understand enough physics to realize this is that he starts off his rant by resorting to namecalling at people who believed things he can't understand and therefore must be impossible, without any evidence other than his lack of understanding.

      Take for instance, Godel. He claims, "He is known for his incompleteness theorem, the most obfuscated, non-scientific, chicken feather voodoo nonsense ever penned by a member of the human species... The only thing Gödel proved, in my opinion, was the incompleteness of his frontal lobe."

      He never actually even says what he thinks is wrong with Godel's incompleteness theorom, which is probably because there are legions of mathematicians who would dearly love for it to be wrong, but have been unable to find any problem with it. This is the mark of a crackpot. If he can restate his objections in a form more convincing than "this obviously doesn't make any sense" and restrict himself to science and leave the namecalling out of it, I might be inclinded to read it and figure out if it made sense or not.

    3. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

      FYI, I'm heading for a pre-med/biochemistry degree. I have a keen interest in the workings of the human body and mind. Complementary to my chosen career, I'm very interested in the politics of personal freedom, economics, and technology. The Internet is a valuable tool, and or entertainment for me; my computer is likewise a tool, and hobby. All of this followed by a passing interest in many esoteric topics involving the workings of the natural world; including today's topic, time travel.

      To answer your rhetorical question: Yes, it is sad that there is no money in some of the more intellectually pure career tracks. Fortunately, my chosen career track pays well, and it's personally gratifying for me. Which is lamer, replacing my ignorance with information, or not using your hard earned knowledge at all? Even if posting on Slashdot is the only opportunity you have to apply your knowledge, your achievements aren't diminished.

    4. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

      Agreed: Name calling and inflamatory language are not only unprofessional, they're a surefire way to throw away your credibility. That's too bad, because Nemesis's ideas are worthy of discussion; which will never happen if they start off by insulting the only people in any position to understand their position. I looked past the style and zeal of Nemesis's page, but I don't blame you for deciding it wasn't worth further scrutiny.

    5. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      I agree that this guy is a crank. I followed the link you recommended, however, and decided that I have absolutely no reason to trust your judgement. The stuff on the linked website is totally idiotic, something that could only live on the internet because there are no editors who actually know something about the matters being discussed. I find your credulity depressing.

      The real reason why the guy is a crank is because he obviously doesn't understand the consequences of time travel. There is no way that his time travelling into the past is going to keep his father from dying of cancer, even if he did accomplish ibuilding a time machine. After all, if had succeeded in going into the past and talking his father out of smoking, that would all have already happened. Since it didn't happen, we can only conclude that either he failed in time travelling to meet his young father, or that he failed to convince him. After all, it's history books that record the actions of time travelers into the past, and all the actions of all time travelers into our past are finished. (That's why it's the past; it's not like there will be "new" actions in the past.) Time travelers with detailed history books can already read about their exploits in the past.

      The stuff about the alternate universes is also absolute crap. I know of nothing in General Relativity that would force anything to reappear in an alternate universe. And this guy doesn't really beleive it either--that's why he expects to see two neutrons, or rather one neutron and its slightly older, time-travelling duplicate. It's not like he thinks the neutron will actually go into an alternate universe, but rather into ours.

      It's important to remember that travel into an alternate universe is not time travel. If I travel into a universe with a duplicate of Menudo and a duplicate of me as an infant, I don't see why I should think I time-travelled. I would only time travel if I actually got to interact with the real Menudo and the real infant version of myself.

    6. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by shren · · Score: 2

      I dug out the core of his argument:

      Simple Proof that Nothing Can Move in Spacetime

      Why is motion in spacetime impossible? It has to do with the definitions of space and time and the equation of velocity v = dx/dt. What the equation is saying is that, if an object moves over any distance x, there is an elapsed time t. Since time is defined in physics as a parameter for denoting change (evolution), the equation for velocity along the time axis must be given as v = dt/dt which is self-referential. The self-reference comes from having to divide dt by itself. dt/dt always equals 1 because the units cancel out. This is of course meaningless as far as velocity is concerned.

      To emphasize, it is logically impossible for the t coordinate of an object to change because such a change is self-referential. Et voilà! It's that simple. No time travel, no motion in spacetime, no spacetime and no time dimension. They are all abstract mathematical constructs without any counterpart in nature.

      I'm not a mathematician or a physicist, so I lack the mathematical ninjitsu to disprove him. If I were to go about it, I'd open up with the idea that clock slowdown at high velocities is an observed phenomena, so therefore he must be playing fast and loose with some words that do not mean what he thinks they mean in a 'physics' sense (time,velocity,space), as time has already been demonstrated to be mutable.

      In other words, he's defining his terms to conform to his view of reality, and not trying to use them to describe reality.

      Can anyone be a little more specific, such as comparing what he means by 'time' and what modern physicists mean by 'time'?

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    7. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

      My physics Kung Fu is poor too, though the argument you quote seemed logical enough. I hadn't really thought of the whole clock slowing down at high speed thing. At some point, the author of the page does go on to claim that they don't have a problem with relativity; they elaborate further by explaining that relativity discounts the possibility of movement in spacetime. So, that would mean that time slowing down for matter as it approaches the speed of light, isn't incompatible with the rest of his theories. My interpretation, is that he's asserting what we perceive as time, is really both energy, and change in physical coordinates. I don't have, and never will, the background to challenge his assertions that relativity works in a simple manner vs a highly esoteric and abstract manner. All the more power to anyone who wants to challenge convention with new ideas, I say.

    8. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

      The inflamatory nature of the link I provided not withstanding, I feel no shame in finding the gist of the arguments against time travel plausible. I'm sorry to have taken a passing interest in the subject. In the future, I promise that I will only discus subjects in which I have a PhD, or in the context of attaining one. I find your elitist, overbearing attitude depressing.

    9. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by shren · · Score: 2

      I read the "I don't have a problem with relativity" statements. I don't see how he could actually mean that. Time dilation effects are pretty critical to the Standard Model. He's just trying to combine Newtonian principles and Relativity and noting that the two don't fit together.

      Well, duh.

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    10. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Probashi · · Score: 1


      v=dx/dt is not a division. That in itself proves that he does not know what he is talking about.

    11. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by maxpublic · · Score: 2

      The guy you linked to is why I pumped out the term "fuckwit" 20 years ago. He's the ultimate example: someone who clearly lacks the wit to understand the arguments of his superiors, yet is arrogant to believe that it isn't his lack of brain matter that's at fault but rather the reasoning of those who surpass him in intelligence.

      A rational human being would say "I am incapable of following the logic of this argument, as I lack the brainpower and/or training required for this exercise. But I trust the judgement of those who're clearly my intellectual superiors and whose theories have been widely accepted as true among empiricists." Please note that at no time does the author *ever* admit that anyone is his intellectual superior with respect to the items he addresses.

      In sum total: a fuckwit, dictionary-definition style. If the term were in Webster's, this guy's picture would be right next to it.

      Max

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    12. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by shren · · Score: 2

      Ah, yes. Good point. Verily, I kick myself for not catching that myself. Dx/Dt stands for the rate of change of x with respect to t, and is indeed *not* a division. Bravo.

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    13. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Louis Savain is an old-time Usenet crank. His argument is basically over semantics, which he conflates with physics. When relativists talk about "motion through spacetime", they mean a worldline passing from one event to another -- in other words, "motion through spacetime" just means "the passage of proper time". Savain makes up some other definition and then claims physics is wrong because his definition is absurd.

    14. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by skotte · · Score: 2

      This guy is actually quite zen.

      i was reading some of his other "nasty lies". one is about the non-existence of space. essentially, he says the universe as a whole does not exist in a state of things being in a location relative to another. things are all absolutely located, and one in the same. at one point, he observes the yin-yang nature of this model.

      this to me seems very zen. i've read some of the stuff the guys in robes hand out at the airport. they say similar kinds of things. it's not that he's against time travel, it's that he holds the universe to a different conceptual standard.

      and the interesting thing is: prove it wrong :)

    15. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      I re-read my post and I guess you're right. I guess we're discussing topics that are close to a sensitive nerve of mine. I did not mean to attack you, though I think I did. :(

      However, I stand by what I said about the website you linked. You have to understand that the stuff there is pathetic garbage written in order to sound semi-plausible to people who don't have the time to actually read up on the subject. It is like reading about plate techtonics from the Flat Earth Society website--i.e., not the place to satisfy a casual curiosity. Maybe I was mad, too, that others here thought your link "insightful". Slashdot can look like a big shouting match sometimes, especially when articles get as many responses as this one did, and I think I was shouting instead of discussing. I'm sorry I did that.

      So please, re-read my post with all the "angry" words removed.

      Oh, and sorry about the typos... yuck!

    16. Re:An explanation of why this man is a crank. by shren · · Score: 2

      I hate that so many problems happen in science and elsewhere over definitional issues. We need to throw out all the words and make new ones. *grin*

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  310. Ummm.... by sean23007 · · Score: 2

    he isn't sure it's even theoretically possible to travel through time. As far as whether time travel is a possibility, he says: "Definately not in our lifetime."

    But wait a second: didn't he say that he isn't sure time travel is a possibility? These two sentences don't quite contradict each other, but the first really should have prevented the asking of the second question. Right?

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  311. Paradox by sean23007 · · Score: 2

    He says that the reason he wanted to be a physicist was to invent time travel so that he could warn his father about the dangers of smoking. When Mallett was only 10 years old, his father died, allegedly from smoking. But if Mallett successfully builds his time machine and goes back to warn his father, and prevents his premature death, wouldn't the motivation for and thus the invention of the time machine disappear, making it impossible for any of this to have happened? Perhaps what Mallett is really trying to do is become the first person to instigate one of the time travel paradoxes of sci-fi fame.

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  312. Time Travelling? Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These theories about parallel universes isnt really convincing enough. If time really works like that, the multiverse having an infinite number of universe happening at different instances, that would mean everything in the world is premapped and scheduled to occur at different moments.

    But according to what ive learnt during these 2 decades of existence, the world doesnt work like that. Everything that happens here is dynamic and random. So suppose a guy travels back to the past just before he was even a foetus and then after 9 months when his mother gives birth to him, he might turn out to be a she since sex determination during fertilization is completely random. When many things (things that happen randomly) like this happened at the same time, the changes are dramatic.

    Lets say there are 2 universes, one that we are living in and the other lets just name it B. Assume that they are exactly the same in the beginning in year 1900 and there are no external influences(like time travellers screwing around). Do you think they will still be exactly the same after 100 years, given that billions of things that could have happened randomly in these years?

    So even if time travelling was possible, it would be completely pointless because the past that you see would never be the same and it goes the same for the future.

  313. Re:Ill explain (On Evolution) by philipkd · · Score: 1
    Going on this, I'm guessing the same effects of natural selection that goes on with species will have a similar effect to natural selection of time spaces. Since natural selection is essentially composed of two things: chaos and a requester. Chaos being the universe of floating matter and anti-matter that has now transmutated into a chaos of people and computers, and the requester being time. Now time asks the question, okay, at any given point in time, what's still here, and whatever has mutated the right way is still there, and will continue to persist. Won't then, there be an evolution of time spaces. The chaos being the plurality of parallel universes and the requester being, well, opening your eyes in one of the spaces. If time travel is indeed a one way trip, won't the time spaces where nobody time travels be more evolutionarily favored because there is a stronger likelihood that the people there will not leave.

    For example, consider time space A, and time-space B. In time-space A, by some magical twist everybody was instilled by a commandment from God (and all believed in said God) that said, Thou shalt not time travel. These people will never time travel, never leave, and therefore this time space will continue to be populated by people. In time-space B, on the other hand, no such constraint by the man above is imposed and henceforth, the people may start time travelling. People will have an opportunity to check out, and may do so, meaning that this time-space is in danger of being devoid of humans at some point.

    Hmm, that turned out a little fuzzier than I thought. Here's another angle that demonstrates the point that I'm trying to get at is. Consider our own time-space. Those that have developed a propensity to leave via time-travel will more likely do so. Those that do not will most likely stay. Those that stay will continue to reproduce while as those that leave, well, have taken their DNA with them. Eventually, those that have an extremely strong disposition to stay will be the majority, in fact it may develop into becoming a human instinct, and the time-machine would probably end up being destroyed or abolished by that population. So consider, in the abstract sense, time travel to be the equivalent of death in the sense that both satsify one basic feature "the termination of one's existence." Just as we are biologically wired to be adverse to any form of death, isn't it likely that we'll become adverse to time travel.

    - philipkd
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  314. Sliders was a cool show. by joshjs · · Score: 1

    Is it still on, maybe on the Sci-fi channel?

  315. Mmmmm.... by tinhorn+king · · Score: 1

    Can you say, Ad hoc reasoning? Eg. Q. If time travel is possible, why dont we ever meet any time travellers? A. Well, obviously, because there are many parallel universes out there that they travel to. [insert theory du jour here] theory tell us this! Dont you know anything? [Insert rant about other dimensions/time lines/universes et cetera here]. --------- Yes, the world looks so much clearer if you are the one writing the rules. I have read a lot about the universe, all the latest theories et cetera; but I dont think for one minute, that these theories are any different from Orgone energy theory. Most of the theories here are nothing more than speculation. Fun to read, interesting at times, but speculation none the same.

  316. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 1

    you forgot the closet. ive herd theroy that the closet is another gateway to parralle universes. everytime you lose a sock you gain a cloths hanger in the closet. maybe if we put cloths hangers in the dryer we will get our socks back in the closet. if not we have a potential mess in the dryer.

  317. Pick A Punchline To This Story by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 2



    1) Why bother with time travel when LSD is so much cheaper?

    2) This guy doesn't need a grant. He needs a therapist.

    3) Time travel will be the easy part.. Convincing his father not to smoke is the real challenge.

    4) Someone should tell this guy to go down to the Circle K and get a pack of his own instead of continually bumming them off his dad..

    4) Got Relativity?

    5) Rumor has it the research is being funded by Bill Buckner and overseen by O.J. Simpson.

    6) Uhhh...So this guy is going to risk cancer...to go back in time....to warn his dad about cancer. Mmmkay.

    7) Hey, now wait a minute. I just spent $5K on a ring for my girlfriend, and she doesn't look any friggin younger!!

    Seriously, I think its a fun idea. Why not. Faster-than-light communication has already a reality, why not time travel? I say go for it. Worst that could happen would be a complete collapse of the fabric of space-time. ;)

    Cheers,

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    1. Re:Pick A Punchline To This Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bo,
      The best way for him to keep his father from smoking would be to leave him dead. Dead people can't smoke cigarettes.

      Mujeeb

  318. This guy's a nut by Gravityboy · · Score: 0

    I don't care what the article says. Time travel using this method is simply not possible for a number of reasons. First off, the amount of energy in standard desktop lasers is far too weak to create the necessary effects. Yes, rotating objects or energy currents can have wierd effects on spacetime, even up to the possability of creating closed timelike curves, but it requires neutron star densities, and huge amounts of energy. Secondly, even if he did create the device, he could only (and this is according to the rules of general relativity) go back as far as the time machine's creation. He would still be locked out of the past. Lastly, a discovery like this you would think would be associated with all sorts of pre-print papers. I can only find one from him on the Lanl preprint server .

  319. I doubt there is a paradox, or a new 'dimension' by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    Even if time travel is possible, I doubt there is a temporal paradox, or a new dimension/universe created (think of the energy involved in the 'creation' of a universe and you'll see just how unlikely that explanaition is).

    Timetravel by definition represents a discontinuity in cause and effect. This discontinuity likely means that if cause is on one side of the discontinuity (time traveller creates time machine because of memory of father's untimely death) and the effect on the other (time traveller goes back in time and warns father), then removing the cause likely won't remove the effect.

    Put another way, a time traveller altering history such that s/he was never born likely would continue to exist, as an orphan of time in a world whose history would likely unfold differently from what they remember.

    The wavefront of change would propogate forward from the time traveller's intervention. It wouldn't jump back across the discontinuity to affect the time traveler themself in any way ... and the time traveller's memories of what had been would be all that remain of the way history unfolded the first time.

    In short, no new universes, no paradoxes, simply a history that unfolds differently from the first iteration, and a lone person who remembers how different things once were.

    You can kill your grandfather, but you'll still exist ... without a family, without childhood friends that remember you, without a birth certificate, but very much a living, breathing, time travelling murderer.

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  320. time travel will never be possible by webprogrammer · · Score: 1

    otherwise we'd be swamped by tourists from the future!

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    Tim ODonnell (trying to be the most
    1. Re:time travel will never be possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could think of better times to travel to, then now.

  321. Traveling to the future is easy... by klone0 · · Score: 1

    Just count to 10. In 10 seconds you'll be 10 seconds further in the future than you were before you started counting to 10.

    1. Re:Traveling to the future is easy... by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you want to MORE than 10 seconds into the future in 10 seconds of your time, all you have to do is run around in circles while counting. Because you are at a higher velocity, time dialates (a REALLY REALLY small amount) and you actually travel more than 10 seconds into the future.

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  322. Micronuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this guy can build a time machine why can't Microsoft build a stable OS?

  323. you know why this is bs? by Cenam · · Score: 0

    cause i would have gone back and given myself the numbers to a winning lottery ticket by now...

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  324. Re:Twins at light speed "example" breaks relativit by skimmer · · Score: 1

    But isn't there a different between them -- one twin undergoes acceleration (to turn around} and the other does not. This takes it out of the realm of special relativity into General relativity, and indeed, one twin will be younger than the other.

    It is true that while one twin is speeding away from the other, it is nonsensical to speak of one being younger than the other since they would both see the other as dilated. It's the turning around that does it.

  325. fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    There was once a girl from bright,
    whos speed was much faster than light,
    she went out one day, in a relative way
    and came back the previous night.

    1. Re:fun by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

      ZThere was once a young lady from WIGHT

      Not to be picky or anything.

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  326. Re:We need a new moderation category! - SPECULATIV by uptownguy · · Score: 1

    You can mod my comment down as a flame if you like, but I was serious.

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    I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
  327. Re:Oh boy... Strap yourselves in for this post, Ki by metachimp · · Score: 1

    UFT= unified field theory
    TOR= Theory of Relativity

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  328. Check out this Onion article... by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 2

    Here - teenager says that the 23rd century sucks.

  329. Wait a minute... by Rytsarsky · · Score: 1

    Just a thought... If it were possible to travel into the past, and someday we figure out how to accomplish that, wouldn't someone have come back to our time, and told us how to do it already?

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    God became man to enable men to become sons of God. -C.S. Lewis
  330. Re:Hmm... Watch out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For that Asteroid Eugene! ;o)

  331. neutron comes back - in which universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe someone can explain this to me - if time travelputs you into an alternate universe to avoid paradoxes, wouldn't the neutron also travel not only back, but into another universe, thereby never popping up to prove his experiment?

    Or am I missing something and just not understanding the whole thing...?

  332. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Drakker · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of that guy who claims he gets stuff from the future in his toilet... what was the name again?

  333. CONSERVATION OF ENERGY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a neat way to create infinite energy for all future generations, and you dont need to send a lot back in time: one volt will do. If you can reach back in time and set up one volt potential difference in my Huge Battery(tm) then I will now be on a different time than you. In this different time you of course send one volt back again. Now we are in the "two volts in the battery" universe. Is there anything to contain this process? If not we have just solved all energy problems for all time. This begs the question: why dont physical processes create time travel?
    More energy than we know how to harness? There are black holes and neutron stars and all sorts of things out there with waaaaaaay more energy than we know how to harness. If one of them set up a runaway process like this we would DEFINETLY notice.
    Also, forget parallel universes, it doesnt get you out of this paradox. If even one universe violates conservation of energy then physics is out the window.

  334. Free advice for fringe physicists by Corvus9 · · Score: 1
    If you know how to invent a time machine, cold fusion reactor, faster-than-light drive, or anything else where you are worried people will think you are a nut, I have a few words of advice:

    First invent, then publicise.

    This guy says he will have a demonstration possible "in a few months". Great! Spend a few months, do the demonstration, then publicise. The university, Nobel Prize committee, and the rest of the world can wait while you finish your invention.

    Early publicity will kill your project; you will have to defend your idea from skeptics and cranks, waste time in interviews and business negotiations, and will give competitors information.

    Simply invent your invention first. Then the invention can defend and publicise itself, you can hire a lawyer to negotiate, and you can patent the device to block competition.

    But you need to actually invent it first.

  335. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about this.

    Build a time machine.
    Build another time machine
    Build yet another time machine.

    Start time machine #1
    and send time machine #2 through time machine #1,

    then start time machine #3 and put time machine #1 inside. Wait. Im cornfused. . . ;o)

    Okay wait.

    Start time machine #1
    put time machine #2 and #3 through #1
    put scientist through #1
    when they get to where ever, they can tell the people these are time machines and I brought you two of em... no Wait .

    Wait..

    Okay okay,

    Tell em we brought em 1 time machine, meanwhile, enjoy their hospitality and women etc..

    Get up the next morning and start #2
    put #3 through #2
    kiss beautiful girls goodbye
    put scientist through #2

    then um....
    enjoy sex with alien creatures

    Start #3 time machine
    put scientist through
    enjoy life as a lab rat / sex toy for alien species.

    yeah.

    that sounds fun.

  336. Sliders is history. by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    It was a very cool show, until FOX ruined it by ripping off other sci-fi movies and by replacing John Rhys-Davies with Kari Wuhrer, in a shameless T&A ploy. It didn't get any better on the Sci Fi Channel, and new episodes stopped being produced. After a while, even the reruns stopped being shown.

    It's a real shame. Hopefully they'll release the 2-hour pilot and at least the first couple of seasons on DVD at some point. I still have a videotape of the pilot buried somewhere in my house. Gotta find that. :-(

  337. Just a thought..... by steinerik · · Score: 1

    Why does he even care trying to build a time machine, when we as far as I know have never had any visitors from the future? He should stop wasting his time, and do something useful instead....

  338. Sending Information back in time by Ender77 · · Score: 1

    While physical time travel might be out of our technological reach at the moment. Information time travel might be within out grasp if his experiment works. If you can send one particle back then it is only a matter of time before you can send dozens of particles. With that you might be able to create short messages to send back in time. A good SCI/FI book that talks about this is "Thrice upon a Time" by James P. Hogan.

  339. Professor Mallett's homepage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
  340. Why does he need a viola? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't the time machine be enough?

  341. He does not understand his own theories. by red_gnom · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Then, how is he going to see two neutron particles at our universe if it will apear at some mirror universe.

    Well, he does not understand his own theories.

    1. Re:He does not understand his own theories. by $uperjay · · Score: 1

      If the experiment 'works' one mirror universe will have two neutrons in the net, while the others will have one (and one will have none). One timestream can then say w00t, another w0t?, and a whole whack 'what a quack'. Well, sort of - multiply those all by an infinitely large quantity.

    2. Re:He does not understand his own theories. by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      Thats why his experiment may not work.

      He believes there arent any mirror universes, if they were then his particles would just disapear

      we will see whos rigt.

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    3. Re:He does not understand his own theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      won't be you.

  342. A working mockup by ObeyTheWerejackal · · Score: 0

    A mockup, by definition, does not work. Jackass.

  343. First step by Groganz · · Score: 1

    He plans to have a working mockup this fall.

    His first step is to find an old blue Police Box.

  344. I guess that is what happened to Elvis ;-) by openbear · · Score: 2

    I'm convinced anyone who will time travel into the future will never return, basically they'll vanish forever and all will vanish with them

    I guess that is what happened to Elvis, he discovered time travel ... and all this time we though he was abducted by aliens. Silly me.

    That gives me a thought. Can we nominate Brittany Spears to be the first human to travel thru time?

  345. Where in *space* might we go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Beyond this researcher's current experiment, assuming that we someday might be able to transport a human, this form of travel sounds pretty dangerous. Wouldn't there be a lot of travelers floating in space (considering that the earth would move between the times they were sent and received) or trapped in solid rock or other nastiness? I'm reminded of the good old teleport spell.

    Perhaps, as someone mentioned before, the travel destination would always be the current location of the machine and one would be limited to times when the machine was functioning.

  346. Re:any movie trekkie already knows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Temporal Paradoxes give me a headache." -Captain Janeway

  347. What we really need.. by BarakMich · · Score: 1

    We really need some way to find our coordinates 5th dimensionally...
    Take, for instance, the base of The Statue of Liberty at 0:00 today (GMT) as point (0,0,0,0,0) (W-E, Up-Down, N-S, Time of day, Universe Deviation)
    Climb the statue of Liberty, which takes you 30 minutes, you might be at some point like (0,1,0,.5,0)
    Or, if you were to fly to LA, which takes about 8 hours (coming from the statue), perhaps you'd be at point (-200,0,100,8,0) when you touch down in LA.

    Now, if someone were to change the past, and return to The Statue of Liberty at 0:00 GMT today, he'd be at (0,0,0,0,x), where abs(x) gets larger the worse he changed history.

    Problem is, we have no idea as to that fifth plane of reality. If it were measurable, then, THEN, time travel would be feasible (ie, you could return to THIS universe at 0:00 GMT today)

    Otherwise, you're stuck.

  348. How about information, not matter by morcheeba · · Score: 2

    I'd be content just to have information travel through time - not matter. It sounds like that would be a far simpler proposition. If you can send back individual particles to exact locations and/or times, you'll have information travelling ... it sounds like a quick way to make a "simple" experiment useful. Of course, it would have to be a significant amount of time to be worthy... at least a few hours.

    1. Re:How about information, not matter by glwtta · · Score: 2

      How are "individual particles" not matter? What are they, information particles?

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    2. Re:How about information, not matter by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      Sending information into the future is easy. All you need to do is save it on a disk, write it on a paper...

      If information could be sent into the past would we see negative pings? Files arriving before you download them? EEK!

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    3. Re:How about information, not matter by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      Moving matter would be one way to fulfill my request to send information back through time, but I didn't want to limit it to that. Anyway someone figures out how to do it, and I'll be happy!

    4. Re:How about information, not matter by morcheeba · · Score: 2

      A practical application:

      A car company offers Crash Advance Warning (CAW) on their new line of cars. A black-box type instrument on the car detects a crash and records your final utterances before the crash. Presuming the box survives the impact, it would automatically place a phone call to the car manufacturer, describing the nature of the collision (rear end, roll over, etc.) and that snippit of sound ("oh sht!" or "big funky bus, passengers should've seen this coming"). This would be sent back in time at service center, and then broadcast to your CAW receiver, where you will be given advance warning of your crash.

      Of course, depending on god's sense of humor, there may be nothing that you can do about it. You pull over, and a giant meteorite still smashes your car.

    5. Re:How about information, not matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Files arriving before you download them?

      It worked for Bill & Ted !!

  349. Re: Fermi by Jhan · · Score: 1

    Sinister side note:

    Someone else brought up the Fermi Paradox: Where the fuck are the aliens? (short version :-)

    If

    • creating a time machine is this easy
    • creating a time machine will blow up the universe
    then only the very first intelligent spieces will ever create a time machine (ie. we).

    Therefore we must be the first, and therefore our universe will cease to exist in a few months when the prototype is first used ;-)

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    I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

  350. Letter from 1954, December 15th by fluor2 · · Score: 1

    Letter from 1954, December 15th

    It works! I traveled back in time. But I guess you knew that allready, huh?

  351. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    There could be a problem with time travel though. We are not certian that there are actual parallel universes/timelines. The big problem is, I think, called the Grandfather Effect. Assuming that there is only one universe or timeline, if he does go back in time, but accidently goes back too far, he'll cause the entire future (relative to the time he traveled to) to change, thus stopping him from creating the time machine, or even being born. I know... this happened in Back to the Future, but if this would actually happen (...and if it were possible), some theorise that the universe would, in a sense, cave in on itself, blow up, stop... do something to distroy itself or time. Time would contradict itself... ans be distroyed...

    I am not saying that I believe in this, but it is something to think about... trying to save his daddy's life could destroy the universe.

    You can not rule this out... for this is all still theory.

  352. hoax by malana-cream · · Score: 1

    hoax. next.

  353. Gravity warps space - film at 11. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    Simply take a machine that transports a neuron back a second in time, 2 Neurons will exist then in a second before, put the time machine will still run there "a second time", so 3 Neuron will exist a second before, a second later the time machine will again send a neuron back a secnd. 4 Neurons will exist, so on and so on.

    Ring Around the Neutron,
    Pocket full of photons.
    Black hole!
    Black hole!
    We all fall down!

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  354. RTFA by Galvatron · · Score: 2

    He quite clearly states that when you travel back in time, you create an alternate universe. Therefore, in this universe, we will never see time travelers. This also means that he could simply build a vaporization chamber and claim it's a time machine, because one you're in that alternate universe, there's no way for anyone to confirm that it was successful.

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    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
  355. easier method.... by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    Circulating laser beams in the right way, by slowing them down and shooting them through anything from fiber-optic cable to special crystals, might create a similar distortion that could theoretically transport someone through different times, Mallett believes

    So take some fiberoptic cable, hook your computers network connection through it, create a loop in it, and pingflood someone... that'll be a good test...

  356. Slashdot at its best by Jay+L · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As we all know, Slashdot is mostly about a bunch of geeks arguing about topics they don't really know about but claim to be experts on. (And yes, I include myself in that group for most values of "topic".)

    This article is about time travel. None of us are in the field. None of us have done it. None of us have seen anyone else do it. Few, if any, of us have read a single front-to-back thesis on which the proto-science is based, or anything else more detailed than SciAm. Yet the thread now has SEVEN HUNDRED COMMENTS, filled with the usual "I hate to introduce facts into the conversation" and "No, no, you just don't get how it works!"

    It doesn't get any better than this.

    1. Re:Slashdot at its best by glwtta · · Score: 2
      The ironic part here, is that despite all of this, no one (even those who are "in the field") really knows more about it than the average slashdotter.

      No one has done it, no one has seen anyone do it and those who have written the theses live in their own little worlds, mostly inspired by popular science fiction.

      I mean, take sentences like "those travelers would continue to exist in a 'parallel universe.'" - based on what?? So far this guy's idea is to concentrate a lot of energy in a small space, and hope that something happens, because well, we all know that shit happens when you concentrate stuff. Then he immediately proceeds to state as some sort of fact things that, while popular in culture, really have no scientific bases for existing in general, or happening in the given situation.

      Oh sure, we all watched Sliders, we are all very keen on infinite parallel universes (being "cool" here has more to do with it than any sort of scientific background), but I hardly see how that helps any paradox that's introduced - if every possible event happens in a parallel universe then somewhere he has already gone (or will inevitably go) back to warn his father about the evils of smoking, which resulted in the universes where his father followed his advice, those where he didn't, those where his dad killed him on sight with a led pipe and those where an invasion by evil aliens, which before was failed when they all were killed by cigaretts (thinking them harmless), in fact succeeds because his warning is intercepted (hey, everything is supposed to happen).

      So what is he trying to accomplish? He can't change this universe, he can't interfere with others, does he want to watch his other self warning his other father (which in no way helps him, or his father)? Oh, of course he will also "create" a new one, which doesn't really seem possible when all the universes already exist, but then it's also kind of hard to swallow that a nut with a laser can create a completely new universe, equivalent to ours - I mean, that even took fucking god at least seven days.

      While we all like this sort of shit, I do have to say that our (and I do mean everybody) ideas about what time travel would look like (should such a thing exist) are very, very naive.

      btw, props to that professor on the nice timing, maybe it's just me, but I've always had dificulty taking anything seriously that coincides with a movie release.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    2. Re:Slashdot at its best by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 2

      Yes, but I am also fairly sure that most scientists would agree that this is most likely in no way possible. It's like all those fake theories floating around from time to time. In one state they even nearly passed a law having schools teach that PI=3, since 3.14 is too hard to remember.

      Plus, remember this article? Some people claimed to have "solved" information theory. The thing disproving them was really simple, simply being the pigeonhole principle, but they convinced a lot of people before finally being disproven.

      Basically, while there is an extremely remote chance of this person being right, it is probably a maverick applying bad science.

    3. Re:Slashdot at its best by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Are you saying I don't know what I'm talking about? I'll have you know, I'm an expert on time travel. I've learned from Star Trek, and various Sci-Fi books.

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      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    4. Re:Slashdot at its best by ckkatwork · · Score: 1

      > It doesn't get any better than this.

      Yes it does.

      Oh but that was back in the future, on a different timeline, sorry. (and don't forget the frame of reference thing, neither the Earth, nor the solar system, nor the galaxy, etc. is in the same place that it was, at the temporal "time" you want to "go back to")

      Repeat after Chief O'Brien, "I hate temporal mechanics".

      I'm waiting for some Star Trek characters to have another transporter incident, or a whirl around the Sun or whatever they do, and end up in "the past", where they see themselves on a TV show...

      Which reminds me, how come no one else but me liked Ahnold's so-underrated movie "Last Action Hero"? (Ahnold as movie superhero, has to be convinced by a kid, who's fallen into the movie screen, that he's really just in a movie, with aAhnold admiring a "Terminator 2" poster starring Sylvestor Stallone in the local video store, everybody's phone numbers starting with "555", etc.)

  357. Easy test... by SiMac450 · · Score: 1
    Why doesn't the guy come up with a time in the near future that he'd send the neutron back to, then watch for a neutron in the right space at that time? Then he'd be able to test whether he was, in the future, able to send the neutron back....

    I'm not very knowledgable about this stuff, so correct me if I'm wrong.

    Simon

  358. Universal implosion by Verteiron · · Score: 1

    Betcha he finished it on December 21st, 2012.

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  359. So much for prior art. by PaddyM · · Score: 1

    Now to get a patent, you'll have to invent something and go back to the beginning of time to claim it. Better send the patent office there first though. What's that? They already live in the past? Oh that's mean.

  360. Check his email address by nixterino · · Score: 1

    Anybody wonder why a full professor affiliated with a major academic institution has his email address at AOL?

  361. What is wrong with everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time travel is possible. "Anything is possible if you put your mind to it"... ya, that's just a phrase right? Well, it's 100% perfectly true. Time travel has already been done. We didn't learn it ourselves though.

    1. Re:What is wrong with everyone? by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      Oh come now, not all of us are closed minded.
      =)
      There is a 0.1% out there that are willing to believe that the universe has no limits beyond our own.

  362. Dec 21, 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember that date everybody.

  363. Second appearance? by HiThere · · Score: 2

    If this is the same time machine that I heard about awhile ago, then it involves slowing down light via a bose condensate. I thought that the location was Columbia University (though that might be in Connecticut for all I know.

    The technical details sound ... garbled. Much of the peripherial detail is the same (e.g., the supporting statement from the Dept. head. So I expect that it's the same story filtered through a different reporter. The previous one had a more comprehensible story. But that story didn't contain an estimated completion date. (This fall, huh? Will stocks go up or down at the news of trans-time telegraphy?)

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  364. A better way to think about it... by tweakt · · Score: 2
    Time travel to the future isn't really the right way to look at it. It's actually slowing time around yourself while the rest of the universe continues normally. A good portrayal of how this would be perceived can be seen in the movie "Flight of the Navigator". The kid wanders into the woods one night and is abducted, then... he returns home, his perception of whis the next day, to find his his family has moved and time has shifted forward by 10 years.

    Time "travel" is a really misleading term. Instead it should be referred to as slowed or suspended animation. By calling it "travel" you imply that it's bidiretional, which I don't feel it is. You can slow time, perhaps even stop it for an volume of matter, but you can't stop it while causing time for all the other matter in the universe to travel backwards. It just doesn't make any sense.

  365. To all slashdot readers by dotgod · · Score: 1

    There are many readers here on /. Surely if this time travel works, one of you will at some point be given the chance to travel through time. If you do, how about you travel back in time and reply to this post.

  366. -pedantic by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 2, Informative

    In line at Back to the Future: The Ride at Universal Studios Hollywood they said 1.2 Jigowatts...

    -If

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    1. Re:-pedantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look in most decent dictionaries you will see two ways to pronounce giga.

      1. /gi'ga/
      2. /ji'ga/

      From 2 we get 1.21 jigawatts of electricity.

  367. Time Travelers Killed The Dinosaurs! by gkirkend · · Score: 1

    We now have an explanation for what killed the dinosaurs! Bacteria from the future brought to the past by time travellers...

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  368. Hawking would disagree by PrestoChango · · Score: 1

    I attended a talk a year or more ago given by Steven Hawking. In it, he described why traveling through time would release enough energy to destroy the time traveling object. He summarized by saying that if we could do it, the universe wouldn't allow it to be useful.

    1. Re:Hawking would disagree by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      No man is pure knowledge. Every man can be wrong. It is our ability to admit limitations to our own knowledge that show true wisdom. Einstien made many mistakes, and he admitted them publicaly. This does not mean that he was not a great man. I find that some of Hawkin's theories are quite possibly wrong or at least short sighted. And I have read much on the subject. This does not mean I value his opinion and contributions any less.

      As for exploding time traveling objects or a universe that would make it useless... lets invent it first and then decide it is useless before we draw any conclusions.
      =)

  369. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Courageous · · Score: 2

    IF it is truly the case that you branch into a parallel universe...

    I read a sci fi book that dealt with that in a very novel fashion: transmissions from the future came into the device on a probabilistic fashion. It was really very interesting. Wish I could remember the book...

    C//

  370. It Can't Ever Work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because some miserable sod from the future would come back and kill the guy for all the problems he caused; we'll NEVER see it!

  371. what abput the DMCA ? by abolith · · Score: 1

    if it has been this hard to produce time travel can't one say that it has been "encrypted" in a way? and if one could say that then time travel is breaking that "encryption". and if a person breaks that "encryption" then they are in violation of the DMCA right?

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  372. Meeting your future-self by attackiko · · Score: 1

    Be careful when you meet your future self

  373. What about the earth? by bobdole369 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    OK, say you manage to travel through time, via a device located on earth. When you exit, time has passed, or (the opposite) and suddenly you end up in space, alone and unprotected. Why? simply because the earth is NOT in the same place you left it. The revolution of the earth around the sun has occured, and the rotation of the earth around its axis has occured, and the movement of our sun through the galaxy has occured, and the movement of our galaxy has occured, and so on. Therefore any time machine must also be a translocation machine like a transporter in star trek speak. Also it must compute all these variables to place you back at the correct place.

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    1. Re:What about the earth? by ShoeHead · · Score: 1

      I forgot, is there an absolute frame of reference for the universe. All I can remember is that there is no "aether" (though there's still a bunch of crackpots who support this). I dunno if this rules out your proposition though.

    2. Re:What about the earth? by inerte · · Score: 1

      Are you saying the we don't know where a place was in the past or we don't know where it will be?

      Maybe. But probaly not for the whole planet. It's easy to predict the planet with be X kilometers from the current waypoint or will be.

      Once you have, you can make people time travel from or to a safe distance from Earth's ground. Then you just use a parachute or similar.

  374. Hehehe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehehe...

    Sending garbage to parallel worlds would bring up interesting ethical issues. That's if you definitely know where it's going. Even more amusing if you're not quite sure exactly where it's going.

    Many films have tackled this idea anyway. Maybe not concerning parallel universes but regarding other worlds/countries/whatever.

  375. Space == Time by naoursla · · Score: 2

    According to the article, his field will swap space and time so that travelling through space will result in a time shift. One problem with pratical time travel is that time and space are the same. "Light speed" is a good measure of how time and space measurements compare. In order to travel one year forward or backward in time, one would need to travel 5865696000000 miles in the time distortion field.

  376. So I cant kill my parents? by CyberBill · · Score: 1

    So if I go back in time to kill my parents I will actually be in a parrallel universe? Okay so say I kill them and then I travel back to the present, will I be in a another, 3rd parrallel universe?? So, my bastard ass parents will still be alive after I kill them??

    So does this mean I will have to travel to EVERY POSSIBLE parrallel universe and kill my parents??? Or does it mean I have to figure a way to travel back in time but stay on my current parrallel universe, and then chop off their tiny little heads... and then travel back to the present using the same technique of staying in the current parrallel universe???

    Thats just a bitch, i'll just kill them tommorrow and not worry about it. :)

    -Bill

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  377. Looking into the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he has already failed. If he suceeds in sending anything back into the past it would already be history in the present.

    BTW..."something or someone from the future to the past" or "something or someone from the PRESENT into the past". Just a thought.

  378. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Verne · · Score: 1

    telefragging!@#$!@#$

    They have to start again, and you get points for the kill...

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  379. Re:Twins at light speed "example" breaks relativit by anshil · · Score: 1

    Yes thats special relativity, constant speed only, no acceleration, so with special relativity rules only, one cannot turn around. However the general relativity handles it. And there is a difference between the twins. one feels the acceleration and deacceleration and the other not. Another case sitting in the near of masses also slows time down. So one twins sits next to a star while the other stays on earth. They will be different old.

    I don't know why different old twins are a paradoxon at all. Just because it doesn't happy on a day by day basis in our lives?

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  380. Hear, hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody needs to filter stories better...

  381. Please read "Indistinguishable From Magic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A book about the kinds of technologies that are plausibly in our future, along with details of what is required, and why they have a good chance of happening. Written by Robert L. Forward, physicist.

    That will show you that lots of imagination is possible within the limits of how we think the world works.

    As for your point, I cannot disagree more strongly. Things do not happen because of some form of magic wishing. No matter how great it would be if we could suddenly rescind the laws of physics, wishing won't make it so. However understanding and working within the limitations of science routinely results in our accomplishing the previously unbelievable. And the process of forming the clearest models we can, and then stress-testing them is the best way we have found of finding ways to make possible what previously was thought impossible.

    For instance you deride scientists for taking Einstein seriously. Yet it was Einstein's theorizing that lead to the predictions from which we got nuclear power and lasers. And without corrections which we know we have to make due to Einstein, your GPS unit would fail very fast. (Amusing trivia. The GPS system has to make corrections due to General Relativity (not just special) because of the time dilation effects of Earth's gravity!)

    Personally I prefer technologists who understand and work within Einstein's theories, which gives me working CD drives and GPS units, to ones who junk his theories without a decent replacement because they don't want to accept some of his conclusions. How about you? Is stuff that works worth less than dreams of wish-fulfillment?

  382. SINCE I CAN'T START A NEW THREAD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a lame-ass!? He's wearing a stupid T-shirt and is in a stupid pose, AND he uses AOL.

    Die, lamer, die!

  383. Explanation for SETI Failure? by Nightspore · · Score: 1

    Carl Sagan once stated that, "the most likely explanation (for eventually finding nothing but radio silence in the universe) is that advanced intelligences routinely destroy themselves".

    Imagine instead that the reason for the silence is that advcanced intelligences learn time travel and their citizenry empty out of this universe into other, parallel time lines where they can be free to happily manipulate the past/future to their own liking?

    - Night

    1. Re:Explanation for SETI Failure? by glwtta · · Score: 2
      That would require that our universe is the only one to discover time travel and none of the parallel ones send anyone to us.

      By the by, did I mention this is all bollocks?

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    2. Re:Explanation for SETI Failure? by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Imagine instead that the reason for the silence is that advcanced intelligences learn time travel and their citizenry empty out of this universe into other, parallel time lines where they can be free to happily manipulate the past/future to their own liking?

      No, that's because the whole SETI thing is built on a very weak assumption. More likely advanced civilzations wouldn't use radio signals because they are relatively slow compared to interstellar distances. Makes no sense using radio if you got causality-defeating-whatever-space-particles to do the job.
      The other thing is that if this "emptying out" would really take place, the advanced intelligences you mentioned would most likely all live in different realities, each one by itself which is rather boring. Doesn't seem to be the right thing to do if you're an advanced intelligence.

  384. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by istartedi · · Score: 2

    Of course, in the parallel universe the sock becomes dirty again. I believe Einstein described it as "stinky action at a distance".

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  385. Quantum != Classical by ca1v1n · · Score: 2

    At the subatomic level, everything seems to be perfectly reversible. Elementary particles don't seem to care which direction they are going in time, and there are problems which still vex physicists where things seem to happen backwards. All of this breaks down at the macroscopic level. All of these strange behaviors depend on quantum effects that become irrelevant at the scale of a human body, or even at the scale of large molecules. Electrons may bounce off of holes and walls alike, but humans only bounce off the walls.

    I saw a speech given by a Nobel Laureate in which he openly admitted that the brightest minds don't really know where to draw the line between quantum and classical, nor do they now how to justify the guesses they use for where it should be. Until that is solved, transporting a human back in time is way more than just an engineering problem. The only luck researchers have had with acheiving quantum dominating effects at a macroscopic level requires Bose-Einstein condensates, which aren't much good for human transportation.

    I wish them good luck with those neutrons though. They might well discover some very useful stuff.

    1. Re:Quantum != Classical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the subatomic level, everything seems to be perfectly reversible. Elementary particles don't seem to care which direction they are going in time,


      Not true. The Standard Model is not time-reversal invariant. This had been indirectly inferred (via the CPT theorem) from CP violation some time ago, but a few years back it was directly verified.


      and there are problems which still vex physicists where things seem to happen backwards


      Such as?
  386. Re:OMFG, this is the solution to the Fermii Parado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I might enjoy the Mezolithic. Dinosaurs, warm, sunny weather. Higher O2 concentrations in the atmosphere are nice too.

  387. Look closer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read the article it says that the techonology can at best create a second copy of a particle (or person) from the future to appear in the present. Thus while you might have time travel strictly speaking in that matter is traveling backward in time, you cannot, for example, send anything back to before the technology was made. Looking deeper, you cannot really have use this technology to send any matter or information to any time before yours. What you can get, however, is matter (and therefore information) from the future. Thus the technology in fact lets you peer into the future. The real question this raises in my mind is the H-uncertainty principle issue, that is, if you get measure the velocity of the copy, then wait for the original to 'update', can you then measure mass and get a better momentum measure than you're 'allowed'?

    It is strange that this physicist does not see this, and that he hopes to go back in time to see his father when in fact the only way matter could arrive in the past is if someone used the technology in the past. Oh, well, maybe some alien civilization that has it already will be nice enough to bring us back...

  388. From the future! by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    Greetings from the future! This guy is a nutcase, he's got it all wrong. 4 years from now, someone will get it right though. If anyone else gets a chance to do some time travel, I don't suggest going to the future. Bill Gates rules the world, and has outlawed all linux-based time travel systems (which is the only ones I ever use). The Windows ZXPQ3Z based systems are downright scary. One bluescreen and you end up 4,000,000 years off of the time you wanted. Not to mention the security problems of MS Time Explorer (TIE), which only a strom trooper would be dumb enough to use.

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  389. We'll know it works if he wins the lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he has his device working in the fall and can send neutrons through time, it shouldn't be too hard to send himself the lottery numbers from the next day.

  390. Flip the perspective by andaru · · Score: 2
    Look at it the other way around. One twin gets into his ship. Everything else in the universe moves past it at near light speed for a year. Then, everything but the ship decellerates and then accellerates in the other direction until the part of the rest of the universe where the twin is has reached the ship with the other twin. Now the "stationary" twin should be younger, according to your assesment, because he is the one who underwent the accelleration changes.

    Twins being a different age from each other is not the paradox. The paradox is that each twin would have to be simultaneously older and younger than the other twin, depending on your perspective.

    If you keep relativity intact, then the twins must be the same age when they meet up (relative to each other), because the effect of moving one particle is the same as the effect of moving everything but that particle in the opposite direction.

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    1. Re:Flip the perspective by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      And if you moved the rest of the universe instead of the ship, the rest of the universe would age slower.

      But you're fooling yourself if you think General Relativity can't tell acceleration from non-acceleration. It can't tell acceleration from gravity, and it can't tell non-movement from movement, but it sure as hell can tell acceleration from non-acceleration., the same way it can tell gravity from non-gravity.

      Standing in a massive gravity well will make you younger than someone who isn't. Massive acceleration produces the exact same effects.

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  391. Go with Mr. Fusion... by pokersacat · · Score: 1

    Doc Brown was able (or will be able) to get a Mr. Fusion in 2015 AD... just wait 13 years for that :)

  392. Re:Twins at light speed "example" breaks relativit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Special relativity can handle acceleration just fine. It's curved spacetime that it can't handle.

  393. duh by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

    an actual device that could send something or someone from the future to the past, or vice versa

    That'd be about useless. The trick is to get someone from the present to the future or from the present to the past.

  394. DeLorean Driver's Side Gullwing Door For Sale by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

    Dude - it was a Delorean because it has those cool gull wing doors

    DeLorean door for sale, FOB Toronto/Ottawa, Canada. Best offer.

    Comes with door wiring harness. No glass, no prop cylinders, no inner door skins, no mirror, no lock or latch.

    Sheetmetal is perfect, with the exception of a slight dent near the lock cylinder hole; it looks like someone attempted to break into the car, and a mark which looks like it might have been inflicted by a shopping cart.

    Came off a 1983 DeLorean being restored to show-car quality, but this door is perfectly well suited to a driver DeLorean with accident damage, or for hanging on the wall. Will fit any DMC-12 coupe from 1981-1983.

    Very large and awkwardly-shaped. Shipping will be expensive.

    Offers? E-mail me.

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  395. Makes for a good logical paradox by jacobb · · Score: 1
    Ok... so this guy is motivated to create a time machine because his dad died from smoking too much at age 33. Hrmm... let's say he could go back:

    He tells his father to quit smoking... and he does. This guy then has no motivation to make the time machine, and therefore doesn't. And his father dies again. Ummm...

    Can anyone tell me where my flaw is? Or, like I expect, is macro-scale time travel logically impossible (for a whole variety of reasons)?

  396. Wrong! by piboy314 · · Score: 1

    Are you sure he is not from the University of Con-nut-ticut?

  397. Science Fiction Time Travel by jonathanpost · · Score: 1

    my page on Time Travel, in fact and fiction,
    is at magicdragon.com
    click on "genres" or "if you like this,
    you'll like that" and then after 600k text page loads, click on "time travel"
    excerpt (text only) follows.
    TIME TRAVEL:
    time machines, travel to the past or the future
    Some important early time travel subcategories, and their first published examples include:
    1.Present to Future: "Anno 7603", by Norwegian playwright Johan Hermann Wessel (1781)
    2.Present to Past: "Missing One's Coach", anonymous, Dublin Literary Magazine, 1838, sends narrator back a millennium
    3.Future to Present: "An Uncommon Sort of Spectre", Edward Page Mitchell, 1879 (or should I count the Ghost of Christmas Future in Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" (1843)?
    4.Past to Present: "The Hour Glass", Robert Barr, [The Strand magazine, December 1898]
    5.Time Machine: 7 years before H. G. Well's "The Time Machine", there was "The Clock That Went Backwards", by Edward Page Mitchell, [The New York Sun, 18 September 1881]
    Some other memorable time travel novels are:
    1."Flatland" by E. A. Abbott [reprint New York: Penguin, 1986] not actually about time travel, but the key fictional work on the Fourth Dimension
    2."Dracula Unbound" by Brian Aldiss (New York: Harper Collins, 1991)
    3."Frankenstein Unbound" by Brian Aldiss (New York: Random House, 1973)
    4."Time Cat" by Lloyd Alexander (New York: Holt, Rinehart & Winston, 1963)
    5."Time's Arrow" by Martin Amis (1991)
    6."The Trinity Paradox" by Kevin J. Anderson & Douglas Beason (New York: Bantam, 1991)
    7."The Star Wagon" by M. Anderson (Washington DC: Anderson House, 1937) play on the New York stage, got poor review in New York Times
    8."The Avatar" by Poul Anderson [New York: Berkley, 1978]
    9."Tau Zero" by Poul Anderson [Garden City NY: Doubleday, 1970]
    10."The Corridors of Time" by Poul Anderson [New York: Lancer, 1966]
    11."Tourmalin's Time Cheques" by F. Anstey [New York: D. Appleton, 1891]
    12."The End of Eternity" by Isaac Asimov (1955)
    13."Pilgrims Through Space and Time" by J. O. Bailey (Westport CT: Greenwich Press, 1972)
    14."Berkeley Square" by J. L. Balderston (New York: Macmillan, 1941)
    15."The Fall of Chronopolis" by Barrington J. Bayley (New York: Daw, 1974)
    16."Before the Dawn" by Eric Temple Bell (Baltimore: Williams & Wilkins, 1934)
    17."The Time Stream" by Eric Temple Bell (Providence RI: Buffalo Books Co., 1931)
    18."The Trolley To Yesteday" by J. Bellairs (New York: Dial, 1989)
    19."Looking Backward, 2000-1887" by Edward Bellamy (1888; reprinted New York: Bantam, 1983)See the article "Edward Bellamy's Impact on Utopian Fiction", Sam Moskowitz, as "Voyagers Through Eternity Part XVI, XXVII", Fantasy Commentator No.49, Winter 1996.
    20."Timescape" by Gregory Benford [New York: Simon & Schuster, 1980] the best of the modern time travel novels, even though only subatomic tachyons do the travelling
    21."Changing the Past" by J. T. Berger (Boston: Little Brown, 1973)
    22."The Fury Out of Time" by Lloyd Biggle [Garden City New York: Doubleday, 1965]
    23."Lord Kelvin's Machine" by James P. Blaylock [New York: Ace, 1992] time travel based on the "suppressed" Maxwell's Equation
    24."The Complete Time Traveler" by H. J. Blumenthal et al. (Berkley CA: Ten Speed Press, 1988)
    25."Doctor Brodie's Report" by Jorge Luis Borges [New York: E. P. Dutton, 1972]
    26."The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury [New York: Doubleday, 1950]
    27."Time and Chance" by Alan Brennert (New York: Tor, 1990)
    28."The Gap in the Curtain" by John Buchan [London: Hodder & Stoughton, 1932]
    29."Sphereland" by D. Burger [New York: Harper & Row, 1983]
    30."The Man Who Folded Himself" by David Gerrold (1973)
    31."Past Master" by R. A. Lafferty (1968)
    32."Up the Line" by Robert Silverberg (1969)
    33."Our Children's Children" by Clifford Simak (1973)
    A dozen novels set in prehistoric times, whether or not visited by time machines, are:
    1."An Age" by Brian Aldiss (London: Faber & Faber, 1967): time travel
    2."Clan of the Cave Bear" by Jean Auel (19??): anthropology
    3."No Enemy But Time" by Michael Bishop (19??): time travel
    4."The Shores of Kansas" by Robert Chilson (Popular Books, 1976): time travel
    5."Traitor to the Living" by Philip Jose Farmer (Ballentine, 1973): time travel
    6."The Inheritors" by William Golding (Harcourt Brace World, 1962): anthropology
    7."Speaking of Dinosaurs" by Philip High (19??): time travel
    8."Before Adam" by Jack London (Macmillan, 1906): anthropology
    9."The Many-Colored Land" by Julian May (19??): time travel
    10."The Mists of Dawn" by Chad Oliver (Winston, 1952): anthropology
    11."Quest for Fire" by J. H. Rosny-Aine' (19??) and sequels: anthropology
    12."Hawksbill Station" by Robert Silverberg (Doubleday, 1968): time travel
    Mar 1948 Isaac Asimov's "The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline" parody of a scientific paper in "Astounding", about a
    chemical which dissolves just before you add water...
    The definitive book on time travel, its mathematical theory, its possibilities in modern Physics, and its literary exploration is
    Time Machines: Time Travel in Physics, Metaphysics, and Science
    Fiction, by Paul Nahin [New York: American Institute of Physics,
    1993]. This was a primary (but not exclusive source) for listing
    (alphabetically) these short works of Time Travel science fiction:
    [remainer of text omitted to avoid the "postercomment" compression filter]

  398. michael...great...just what we need... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Some slashdot nutjob that doesn't understand by the current law of physic's this can happen. To make it simple, you need two things. A super hi-energy power source, and a strong gravitational field. And poof...you have a time machine. Note that it's easy to go forwards in time...ofcourse the question then you have to ask is...the future that you are in is the true future? Or one of several possible futures? Going backwards in time, requires something else though.

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  399. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by debrain · · Score: 2

    Time travel into the future, and time travel into the past are two totally different things. The popularized theory can be summarised ...

    "Travelling" into the future merely requires acquiring a relative speed close to that of light in a vacuum. Think of the speed of light as a maximum speed by law, and the other principles must bend to suit this rule. When you approach the speed of light, in a relative way, the only possible way to actually attain that velocity is have the rest of the universe pass by faster. If time is not as immutable as the universal maximum speed (how universal is it? e=mc^2, c being the speed of light. Fairly ubiquitous, then.)

    Travelling into the past requires a quantum universe (or something ... else), which we are quite sure we live in, to be even plausible. In that case, time travel could be extradimensional, or dimensional spawning, for the sake of prevention of temporal paradoxes. An alternative case is that the sequence of events in our universe that would dictate time travel would be under precisely those temporal restrictions preventing paradoxes, or a rule that generalizes such. One such rule is forward-only time travel. Another is energy-barrier historical time travel, such as travelling backwards in time requires as much energy as the universe, or temporal distance barriers, such as travelling back in time requires that for you to return to the origin of your time travel as much time must have passed as you have travelled backwards into, thus to cover the distance to return to your origin your time travel would have been negated.

    Obviously, with a universe predominantly orbital / field based, the latter might not be so reliable - unless you take into account a gravitational metric and orthogonality that includes a minimum distance not undermined by cyclical astrophysical principles.

  400. Re:We need a new moderation category! - SPECULATIV by Golias · · Score: 1
    In the Twin Cities, a newspaper columnist named Joe Soucheray has a local call-in radio show. Whenever any caller or guest makes a statement of fact which can not possibly be known as factual, a pre-recorded voice says "Uh... we don't KNOW that," in the background, as the caller keeps speaking.

    I find myself saying that to myself a lot when reading /. comments.

    Your idea for a we-don't-know-that moderation category is interesting, but I think that replying to factually incorrect comments is a much more effective form of debate than reducing the "score" of their post from behind the veil of moderation privilages.

    (In case you care, Soucheray's show is on AM1500 KSTP from 2:05 to 5:00 PM. This link no longer provides an Internet broadcast of it. Damn union!)

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  401. Time doesn't exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Time is a construct.
    You can change the rate you interact with the universe relative to other interactions but you cannot make the universe undo interactions.
    You might go through a worm hole and "see" the light that reflected off you before you went through but you are still only in one place. Next time take a picture, it'll last longer.

  402. Conservation by pclminion · · Score: 2
    Some people are worrying about conservation of mass/energy/angular momentum/etc. If backward time travel were possible, maybe the laws of conservation should be amended to say: "Taken over the entire lifetime of the universe, the total energy, mass, angular momentum, momentum remain constant." In other words, the differential values of the conserved quantities, integrated over all space and all time must remain constant. Is this plausible?

    But here's a chain of reasoning that seems to suggest travel into the past is impossible:

    If travel into the past is possible, then in order to preserve causality, the "past" that is travelled to must be a different past in a different reality. Otherwise all the paradoxes that are spelled out in this thread could occur. But, if this is the case, then the aforementioned conservation law would be violated, since the matter/energy/momentum that vanished in this universe would reappear in a different one. Therefore time travel to the past is impossible.

    To believe in time travel, we must either throw out the idea of causality, or the idea of conservation, or both. I'm not willing to do either, so I can't reasonably believe in time travel to the past.

    Then again, maybe I'm just a stupid human who doesn't understand the universe, along with the rest of us humans... ;)

  403. MIT professor just doesn't get it. by drwho · · Score: 1

    From the referenced article:

    "But Alan Guth, a physics professor at MIT who has studied the theory of time machines, says he isn't sure it's even theoretically possible to travel through time. As far as whether time travel is a possibility, he says: ''Definitely not within our lifetimes.''"

    Time travel either exists or it doesn't. Guth doesn't understand this, when he says 'not within our lifetimes', as obviously any technology for time travel would exist throughout time, as it is used.

    Sometimes I wonder if these people can actually think at all.

    1. Re:MIT professor just doesn't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He means nobody's going to build a working time machine within our lifetimes, dumbass.

  404. Perfectly Reasonable, but frivolous use by Watcher · · Score: 1

    Here's my frivolous use of time travel: Go back in time and recover all 109 lost episodes of Doctor Who. As an added bonus, get the original masters of the episodes, including the missing Pertwee era color masters.

    Oh, and when are we going to figure out how to make something bigger on the inside than the outside?

  405. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude, what is your point?

  406. Feeling the acceleration by andaru · · Score: 2
    You "feel the acceleration" only relative to the rest of the universe. The rest of the universe "feels the acceleration" relative to you.

    Remember that anytime you think you can pinpoint "not moving" through space in an absolute sense, you are doing something wrong. It is impossible to tell if you are moving or if the rest of the universe is moving around you. If the rest of the universe started moving relative to you and then stopped, you would still feel the effects of the acceleration exaclty as if you were the one accelerating, only in the opposite direction.

    Again, the issue is that you can only accelerate or decelerate relative to something else.

    The mass issue is different (although I must say, It is good food for thought). There is no paradox inherent in the two twins being different ages; the paradox arises when you see that in order for the twin who "travelled" to end up younger than the other twin, the twin who stayed behind (having "travelled" relative to the twin in the "stationary" spaceship) must also be younger than the twin in the spaceship.

    One mass is larger relative to the other, therefore one mass has more effect than the other, the twins can age at different rates, and there is no paradox because one twin is younger than the other, they are not both younger than each other.

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    1. Re:Feeling the acceleration by fatpenguin · · Score: 1
      You "feel the acceleration" only relative to the rest of the universe. The rest of the universe "feels the acceleration" relative to you.

      No. An astronaut feels the acceleration of his rocket much more than the rest of the universe. That is because the universe has a "little bit" more mass than his rocket, while the total energy that both experience stays the same.

      Simple movement without acceleration is a different thing, because in this case there is no change in energy levels.

      If the universe consisted only of the twins, then you would be right, of course...

    2. Re:Feeling the acceleration by anshil · · Score: 1

      The mass issue is different (although I must say, It is good food for thought)

      Exactly, and remember according to general relativity, inertia and gravity are from the same base. In a black box you cannot tell if you're standning on earth, or you're accelerated with 9.81 m/s. In the mass case one twin settles down on a huge mass, and lives there for some time, in the other case the twin accelerates.

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  407. Disappointing by Christopher+Danforth · · Score: 2, Informative

    Its too bad the Boston Globe article was the only one posted in this story. It does not go into any detail on his actual ideas. I suggest reading:
    USA Today
    ABC News
    Mallett's Personal Homepage

  408. One problem... by Trogre · · Score: 1

    ... is that travelling in time will (using basic physics) require a change in time over a period of time as measured by an observer inside the machine.

    Just as motion along an x-axis with respect to time is represented as dx/dt, we would see a dt/dt. The top and bottom lines cancel to give 1.

    What does this mean? Some say this is one if the major problems with time travel, that people make the assumption that time is just another dimension like x-y-z.
    I'm not saying this is necessarily 100% correct, but it does give another perspective on the possibility of time travel or lack thereof.

    Well, this guy can explain it better then I can.

    --
    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  409. What happened cannot be changed ... by ciupman · · Score: 0

    Whats the point of traveling in time ... Just the case of traveling backwards would generate a new time line... we wouldnt be afected by that ... so theres no use.. and if the person would come back again .. it wouldn't travel to its original time line in the future..

    Just imagine.. if i would go back .. kill hitler, that would start a new and completely story line for me .. but for u guys it wouldn't matter because you wouldn't be aware of that..

    All i can say is that time travel is a selfish one ticket journey

    and one more thing .. those terminator plots are really, really a big mess ...

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    I fuse with Mercer every single day...
  410. It is easy to tell if he is capable of time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    To really prove that he is capable of time travel, all he has to do is say "When my machine works later this year, I guarantee that I will travel in time back to the 6th April 2002 with him sufficent proof (a newspaper from 7th Apirl for example)".

    If his machine works - he should appear with said newspaper. If he hasn't (which is my suspicion) then he won't - simple.

    If time travel were possible, we would know about it.

    --
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  411. Didn't Hawking say ... by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 2

    ... that he doesn't think so?

    I recall reading a quotation from one of his recent books (which I haven't read, so I'm on thin ice here). IIRC it said that he doesn't believe time travel is possible because we haven't noticed tourists from the future visiting us in the present.

    Whether or not Hawking said it, I find this argument rather compelling. Suppose that mankind has all of the future (all the way to the Big Crunch, if there will be such a thing) to try to discover time travel. If it were ever discovered, then sooner or later it would become a consumer item, and folks would be taking their kids for whirl through the 21st century.

    Seriously, even if the inventors started out using their time machine cautiously, only sending a few people who go unnoticed, eventually they'd be sending more people on trips to the past. From our perspective, we wouldn't be able to tell if they were coming shortly after the invention or later. And we'd notice them. Even if the time travellers were warned not interfere with the course of history, as Christopher Lloyd was always bellowing to Michael J. Fox in the first film, one of them would eventually slip up, and others wouldn't care and would run roughshod over the course of events.

    This isn't proof, because it is possible to assume that all of the time travellers have been so careful that we haven't noticed them, at least those who have visited times up to 2002. But this assumption is so inconsistent with the fallibility that is intrinsic to human nature, that I must conclude that time travel is impossible.

  412. Re: your sig by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    I just have to know: have any administrators that you know of actually done "format c: /u" thinking it would do something other than wipe their Win partition clean?

    --
    No, your children are not the special ones. Nor are your pets.
  413. Re:Oh boy... Strap yourselves in for this post, Ki by Derleth · · Score: 1

    wtf is a UFT and TOR

    I'm guessing Unified Field Theory and Theory Of Relativity.

    timid nile swimmers?

    Maybe a reference to that venerable old crack, "Denial isn't just a river in Egypt."

    I like how he so easily compared TLC with CNN and Goebels. Ah, nothing like the Cable Nazi Network to give us proles the rightthink.

    Whadda maroon.

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    How can you use my intestines as a gift? -Actual Hong Kong subtitle.
  414. Cool picture by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

    Here is a cool picture of Mallett. He's got a little time machine model right there.

  415. Energy need not be conserved in GR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Einstein's theory of General Relativity (which is what predicts ways of building devices allowing travel backwards in time), even stating conservation laws is problematic, and in fact on a large scale in our universe, they appear to be violated.

    (Yes, stuff your physics teacher didn't tell you about.)

  416. Your imagination is constrained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a random instance of a possibility that you missed, GR solutions that suggest that time travel is possible also indicate that it is impossible to use such devices to travel to a time before when the device in question was constructed. (Incidentally said devices would be extremely large.)

    Given that we have not yet constructed such a device, it would be impossible for anyone to use it to come back and tell us that time travel is indeed possible.

  417. canibalism bad by 7-Vodka · · Score: 2
    that's an unsound argument on many levels:
    1. disease can be passed on through canibalism, since you're eating someone who's make up is like yours. Think prion diseases, think viral diseases.
    2. There is no way to evaluate how 'good' someone's genes are. People are very complicated and science doesn't understand us yet. The most unexpected things come from people who we underestimate. Even after we figure out the biochemsitry of a human, we'll still be trying to understand how the brain, arguably the most important part of human quality, really works.
    3. having 'good' genes only = bad. Having genetic diversity (all types of genes) = good. No one knows what the future will bring. ( unless you believe the earlier time-travell story :) It's better to have alternatives :)
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    Liberty.

    1. Re:canibalism bad by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      The most unexpected things come from people who we underestimate.

      <sarcasm>
      Well, who would have ever thought that we wouldn't expect things from people we are underestimate
      </sarcasm>

      Sheesh

  418. Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insert 500th stupid "Back to the Future" or similar joke here.

  419. Whoa... Quantum Physics at Work by Tom+Veil · · Score: 1

    I think Stephen Hawking said something about this, but with black holes. Black holes emit X-Rays, due to a quirk of quantum physics in which particles and antiparticles constantly form and collapse, but the gravity of the black hole messes things up... But how does conservation of matter fit in?

    My theory: These amazing machines, which you can pick up at your local Sears, analyze identical pairs of objects, take a single one of them, and allow the particles to reform as particle/antiparticle pairs... these pairs continually reform and reannhilate each other until black holes split them apart...

    Black holes emit our missing socks!

    Now where's my Nobel Prize?

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    There's nothing you have that they can't take away: Absolute zero, Gentle Jack, bottom line.

    1. Re:Whoa... Quantum Physics at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hawking radiation is not emitted in the X-ray band except for very tiny black holes. Ordinary black holes that form from stars emit Hawking radiation that is at extremely low frequencies/energies.

  420. Re:We need a new moderation category! - SPECULATIV by uptownguy · · Score: 1

    Heheh... I live in the Twin Cities myself... Can't say that I am a fan of Soucheray, but I'll listen to him tomorrow just for you, Golias...

    In the meantime, I'll do both. REPLY to messages AND continue to mod down comments that I think are full of shit.

    --


    I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
  421. A theorist is going to build a prototype?! by adminispheroid · · Score: 1
    The part of this that just cracks me up: the guy is in the "Particle and Field Theory Group," and he's going to do the experiment.

    If he can even figure out which end of a soldering iron to pick up, he's way ahead of any theorist I ever met.

  422. Re:OMFG, this is the solution to the Fermii Parado by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    That's not the only way to get rid of paradoxes. You can also keep changing the past randomly 'until' you happen to luck into the one that no one invents time travel in. (Until in quotes as this doesn't actually take 'time'.) But this isn't very likely.

    The only way that we could ever met aliens, the ones that should have filled the universe up by now, is if for some reason they invented interstellar travel but not time machines. As we haven't met them, thus causing the Fermii 'paradox', we have to conclude that it's more likely for them not to exist than to exist in that form. (As their past will change randomly until one of those two things happens.)

    Which is why I will be assassinating this guy as soon as possible.

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    If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  423. How I know time travel does not exist by Nathan+Cassano · · Score: 1

    This is how I know that time travel does not exist. Simply that in our past there has been no recorded event of someone or something coming from the back from future to visit. If time travel was ever made possible don't you think that we would be hearing from them by now?

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  424. Re:Twins at light speed "example" breaks relativit by skimmer · · Score: 1

    The twin paradox is used by some people who don't understand relativity as a proof that it must be incorrect -- because how could they both be younger and older than the other. I'm not trying to do that. I was merely explaining that the paradox is resolved because it is no longer a Special Relativity problem as soon as you have acceleration -- Special Relativity applies only to inertial frames of reference.

    You are correct in saying that this is not a paradox when the twins are speeding away from each other -- it only makes sense to speak of age from a particular frame of reference. But after turning around and coming home, the paradox is not resolved by them being the same age -- one IS younger than the other. This is an overvable phenomenon. There have been atomic clocks put onto jetliners and flown around the earth and the tiny bit of time dilation has been measured.

    http://hepweb.rl.ac.uk/ppUK/PhysFAQ/twin_intro.h tm l

  425. Re:Twins at light speed "example" breaks relativit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's not true that special relativity only applies to inertial frames. You can do SR in non-inertial frames, just like you can do Newtonian mechanics in non-inertial frames. Try the same FAQ you cited (different section).


    However, it is correct to say that the proper acceleration of the travelling twin is what breaks the symmetry and allows him to come back younger. (Though it wouldn't be correct to say that acceleration is the only way to break the symmetry...)

  426. You're under arrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for violating the temporal prime directive...

  427. Website at the end of my .Sig. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

    I just have to know: have any administrators that you know of actually done "format c: /u" thinking it would do something other than wipe their Win partition clean?

    Well, I received a very angry e-mail from someone screaming at me that they "destroyed their computer" by following the instructions on my website.

    My reply was that they were welcomed to follow my advice, but since the Internet is a fertile ground of alternative viewpoints, even the remotest inkling of intelligence might suggest that one may seek a second opinion prior to typing the fateful instructions.

    Of course, depending on the version of Windows involved, different things will happen. I deliberately tried it on an old Windows 95 installation I had kicking around, and the machine didn't crash but it wouldn't reboot, either. So the number of people who may have followed these instructions is difficult to ascertain by feedback; I would suspect that most of these imbeciles would have a hard time finding the site to contact me afterwards.

    I do get 3,000+ Google-inspired hits a day. If 1% of them follows the instructions, then 30 people will have newly-cleaned hard disk drives every day.

    I guess it's a good thing for them that they didn't accidentally stumble onto some of the more questionable medical sites on the 'Net.

    --
    Fire and Meat. Yummy.
  428. Wonderful if, but... by troff · · Score: 1

    I'd love to discuss the physics, the possibilities, the philosophies, the consequences, the implications, the new experimental sciences, theoretical physics finally becoming valid experimental science, that could be spawned from this. Could spend a week on this easy. Been hooked on time travel science and fiction since years before I owned a computer.

    But that bit about "there would be government laws" to regulate time travel...

    ... you can hardly trust a government to deal with nuclear weapons. You can hardly trust a government to deal with conventional weapons. You can hardly trust a government to do anything outside their own self-interest, limited only (and hardly) by the potential of their public accountability...

    It would be more than wonderful to think that this would be physically possible. Just the physics alone is mindblowingly cool. The possibility of making macroscopic experiments with quantum physics. Is "Time like a river", do observations create copies of universes or are they all already there, does Schroedinger's Cat have millions of millions of kittens? Real Life imitating Art.

    But for the love of mercy... we complain about business and government taking over the Internet (spoken as someone in his 13th year online). But...

    I found this little gem on George W. Bush,
    <http://www.wage-slave.org/scorecard.html >. Read that; about nuclear weapons, the environment, human and animal health, sciences, civil rights, information freedom and privacy... and that's all just this year. Say what you will, but IMO, considering position, power, behaviour, record and reputation: George W. Bush is one of the most dangerous people in all history.

    Now: go watch "TimeCop" (and Jean-Claude gets a sudden ratings boost from video rentals all around the world :-) ).

    Then ask yourself if you'd REALLY let the Government regulate Time Travel.

    Now, having scared everybody sufficiently... is there some page somewhere that discusses the science in more detail? Preferably with a catch-up primer for the less well informed, please?

  429. Malletts explains the limits of time travel by ErikBaard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hi All -

    I have spoken with Dr. Mallett a few times and trade emails with him. I'm writing a science fiction story based on his ideas, and including him a straight journalism article.

    Some comments and jokes about time paradoxes were raised in postings, so I'll hit a few points. Mallet believes that time portals work only from the time they are first opened. If you open a portal this Wednesday, you can receive a visitor from Thursday, but that person can't rush back to Tuesday or Monday.

    The only "out" is that perhaps a person could go to a parallel past if there are myraid universes in a multiverse. Then you might get a visitor from Thursday to start your week Monday morning, but because you have no influence on that timeline, I wouldn't bank on it. Then there are issues of conservation of matter and energy to consider, right down to photons even if a person never passes through the portal.

    Anyway, Mallett's not a nut. He's a theoretical physicist. Hard to tell them apart, of course, but I'm grateful when new ideas pop up from either.

    Erik

  430. Redundant, I'm sure, but I came in late! by colonelteddy · · Score: 1

    We obviously need some more laws of thermodynamics. This is not time travel, as such, but travelling through different dimensions (as has been said).

    Since his father, a heavy smoker, died at the age of 33 when Mallett was 10 years old, Mallett has longed for a way to travel back in time to warn him about the dangers of cigarettes.

    Obviously, if he were to do so, and return back to our time, our dimension, then he would lose whatever reason he had for travelling through time, and hence wouldnt. So, he obviously travels to a dimension which is a few decades behind ours, but the same in every other respect, and then goes to another dimension, on our time-scale, but where his father has been warned about the effects of smoking.

    So, if someone can leave our dimension, and obviously never return, then we need to create a new law of thermodynamics, stating that energy (matter, mass whatever you like) is neother created or destroyed, but can be transferred through the (presumably infinite) dimensions. (Well, if it isnt infinite, then there must be some "Times" that we cannot travel to - or there arent infinitely many possibilities for the creation of our world))

    And, if that is the case, then there must be infinite mass/energy (whatever) in existence (all universes/dimensions etc).

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    c - a blessed +5 grain of salt
  431. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Wow, your phone can call other dimensions? ;)

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    If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  432. I think you missed my point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I said very little about what is and is not impossible. If you read carefully I qualified my words with phrases like, "...what we think we know..." Anyone with a solid understanding of the history of science will grasp that there is a huge gap at any time between what we think is true about the world and what we later learn. That is why most physicists agree with statements like, "The ''Laws of Physics'' are not real, unchangeable laws, but approximations that are used until somebody finds something that describes ''reality'' better."

    But what turns out to be consistently true is that ignoring evidence because we don't like what it says doesn't work. That kind of selective blindness is a too common human trait; we certainly don't need to encourage it.

    Incidentally you picked a bad example with Christopher Columbus. Contrary to popular legend (which arose in the 1800's incidentally), there was no serious question in Columbus' day that the Earth was round. Indeed from the Ptolemaic system not only was it known to be round, but the diameter was known. In fact what happened is that Columbus convinced himself that a known bad value was correct, and convinced himself that Asia stretched considerably farther than it did, so that it would be within reach of direct sailing.

    He was wrong on both counts. And the only thing that saved his ass was that there was an unknown continent in the way. When he landed there, he quickly realized it wasn't China, and placed it as being India instead. The mistake was later realized, but that is why the natives of the Americas are called Indians to this day.

    And Einstein, naive invocations notwithstanding, would understand exactly what I am saying and agree. You simply cannot throw away the existing body of experiment. Your theories must explain why the old theories seemed to work. He did this. (In fact he used the fact that he had to do this as a constraint to help him produce General Relativity.)

    The point is simple. The progress that you are so proud of comes from building on and then stress-testing what we have been through before. That you would encourage people to throw it away because you don't like what it says suggests strongly that you don't understand this basic fact. There might or might not be a loophole in the light barrier. However if there is, we won't find it by pretending that Einstein can be ignored. We will find it by knowing exactly what Einstein predicts, and testing those predictions until we come up with something that doesn't quite fit.

    Like what Einstein himself noticed, that the laws of electromagnetism predict a single speed of light for any observer. A fact that doesn't fit with Newtonian mechanics...

    PS If you think you have removed your dependence on nature, then you have no idea where the oxygen that you are breathing comes from. (Mostly algae in the oceans in case you are curious.)

  433. Finally Scientists and Creationists can STFU! by marko123 · · Score: 1

    Mallett's assistant Adam, is doing his girl Eve in the workshop, and BOOM!

    Case closed. Thanks for coming.

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    http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
  434. Nice and timely...for 2001. by Fortyseven · · Score: 1

    This is really old news. I remember seeing this back in June of last year. But since we're bringing it up again, here's a nice article.

  435. Let me make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what everybody is basically saying is that building a time machine, travelling back in time & killing your grandparents is actually the "geek" version of the old redneck classic... "Hey y'all, watch this..."

  436. I think this article has travelled in time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FORWARDS in time, from April the 1st!!!!

  437. Fixing History Via Time Travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I could travel in time, I would go back to the day that Confucious was born. Then, I would kill him.

    Then, we would not have to deal with the fascist country called China in the 21st century.

    1. Re:Fixing History Via Time Travel by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "Then, we would not have to deal with the fascist country called China in the 21st century."

      You have absolutely no reason to believe that.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
  438. Part II !! by colonelteddy · · Score: 1

    (Attempting to continue from the above post)

    Any alternate universes will either have the same laws of physics that we do here (Even if we havent figured them all out yet) or will differ somehow.

    If they have different laws, some extra ones or are missing a few, then we cannot say anything about the nature of them, so I wont continue with that idea. If there exists another universe with exactly the same laws as ours, then I would argue that it would follow exactly the same path as ours has, and would end up being exactly the same.

    IANAPhyscist, but it has usually been my view that on a large scale (looking at the system of the universe as a whole) the universe would run like clockwork. We cant predict very much because we cannot monitor the entire universe with any great degree of detail, and we do not know the initial conditions yet (Of course, thats always a topic for debate)
    The only thing which has any unforeseeable effect is living things. (NOTE: I am NOT suggesting that we humans are able to change the universe in any major way, or ever could) Beings capable of making decisions that are not (entirely - or necessarily) based on outside (at least, very distant) objects/events can affect outside objects, but I would say not in a major way. A few different decisions years/decades/millenia ago might change our world today, but our solar system would still be in the same position in the universe.

    I would then argue, if alternate universes exist with our physical laws, they would be exactly the same until somebody makes a different choice to what they did in our world. (the first different choice, after that, there is some variation)
    That said, IMHO, nobody would make a different choice to what they did in this "reality" unless they had a reason to that wasnt available in this world, which wouldnt happen unless somebody from either: another time, or another dimension came to influence decisions in some way. As I am considering time travel to be traveling into an alternate dimension, then there is only one distinct option.

    So, any alternate universes in existence (with the same laws...) would be exactly the same until someone (eg, us) from another universe entered, which would alter it from that point in time onwards.

    this story is old enough now that I wont get any karma anyway, so more ridiulous pondering on the matter when I return from my maths lecture, for anybody who cares to read this

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    c - a blessed +5 grain of salt
  439. So what? by limxdul · · Score: 1

    Time travel is not that big of a deal, it is simply just the manifestation of doing something over that has already been done. Time is relative to everything, and to have everything condensed to a very small amount to even (if possible) control time is impossible. I admire scientists and especially minority distingushed ones. SO whoever was talking about 'niggers', it really makes no difference. We are all human.

  440. Thousanth comment!! Seriosly! by spike+hay · · Score: 1

    This is great.
    Id like to get some new flying cars from the future.

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    If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
  441. Re:If time travel was going to be made possible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't you guys see Terminator. . . you come back with no clothes on. . .

    ;)

  442. He failed. It wont work by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

    How do I know? Because we would have tourists from the future visiting us and trying to change it. The fact that Hilter was not stopped before ww2, the World Trade Center is gone, and that some muslim nuts didn't destroy the jewish race starting with Jacob or Abraham shows that he indeed failed. Its that or our universe were are in now is actually modified and much better than the original. Why is it that only our universe that we are in now has no time traveled tourists?

    The theory of multiple dimensions is just a theory and has not been proven. There is some evidence in quantum mechanics that show that there may be an alternative universe identical to this one but no real proof of alternate realitites or universes that are different. I believe Steven Hawkings proved that the universe has ways to protect itself from time travel and he showed if I recall that it may be possible to travel into the future but not the past. Perhaps a physics major reading this could explain what Hawking meant.

  443. Re:We need a new moderation category! - SPECULATIV by Golias · · Score: 1
    That's kind of a funny coincidence.

    If you do happen to listen, see if you can spot another moderation technique they use on the show, called "foghorn words".

    Whenever certain commonly misused words are spoken (even by the host), the word is not censored, but a foghorn sounds in the background to call your attention to it. The most common foghorn word to come up is "inappropriate." For example, an educator might say something like "sexual assault on school property is inappropriate," which sort of implies that there is a time and a place for rape. The person should have simply said "bad" or "evil" or something along those lines, but because they are conditioned by our current culture to water down their language, they end us suggesting that there is such a thing as appropriate rape. When presented with such stupidity, a foghorn is sounded, although whoever is speaking will not be interrupted or cut off.

    Yet another concept that could be fun to apply to Slashdot discussions.

    Perhaps I should write myself a simple blog auto-moderator program, which downloads the stream from /. (or similar sites), parses them through a little Perl script to filter out certain comments (no more waiting for somebody else to dump the more common crapfloods to -1), highlight the foghorn words, etc., and then output the result to my browser. Hmm...

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  444. Light speed? by cheezerman · · Score: 1

    If you travel at near light speed, you won't go anywhere in time, you'll just go somewhere in space... REALLY REALLY FAST. It makes sense.

    1. Re:Light speed? by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      Oh come now, this isn't true. The faster you travel, the faster you fall forward in time. Travel at the speed of light and you will be at the end of time (actualy at 'infinite time' to be quite precise).

    2. Re:Light speed? by cheezerman · · Score: 1

      Prove it. ;)

    3. Re:Light speed? by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      Einstein already did that. An atomic clock in a train moves slower the faster the train is moving. Grab any book on the subject like Stephen Hawkins "A brief history of time" and they can prove it and explain it quite eloquently.
      =)

  445. Re:Oh boy... Strap yourselves in for this post, Ki by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I like how he so easily compared TLC with CNN and Goebels.

    And what are your feelings toward Israel and Jews these days thanks to our fine national coverage?

    Remember, people are more sophisticated these days, so the techniques used to alter public opinion must be kept in similar trim. Looks to me as though the opinion makers in conjunction with the policy makers are doing a very slick job in whipping up precisely the social forces they want/need.

    Goebles would be proud.


    -Fantastic Lad

  446. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Bongo · · Score: 1

    Wow, your phone can call other dimensions? ;)

    Yeah, I just bought it from this great new start-up. I suggest you buy lots of shares in their company!

    Just the other day, I got this phone-call from my alternate self in another universe. He's a multi billionnaire, great looking, 50 wifes, and just dicovered the elixier of youth in his private labs. Then he started laughing at me a lot.....

  447. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    An alternative methodology is that the time line cannot be changed, even by intentional events, in fact any attempt to change the time line will be rectified by other actions.

    For instance you go back and try to shoot your father before he met your mother.

    Your gun repeatedly jams, or you miss, or don't cause significant injury. Or it turns out that your father had an identical twin whose murder he has never mentioned.

    Those big things .. killing Adolf Hitler before he ever got involved enough to spawn the Nazi movement and start the WW2. You just can't win. Someone else will gain enough power. Or .. tough luck .. you get to be ground zero for a meteorite strike.

    Give up .. you cannot win, you cannot change the time line.

    trust us .. we know what we're talking about.

  448. Here is a picture of Mallet's time machine by arbat2 · · Score: 1

    I found this about 10 minutes ago from an article mentioning Ronald Mallet. What a coincidence.

    http://www.abc.net.au/science/slab/wormholes/img /t imemachine.jpg

    Also try
    http://www.abc.net.au/science/slab/wormholes/
    f or a slightly older article.

  449. Oh, dear. by shren · · Score: 2

    And what about the ethics of changing history?

    There would be government laws to control time travel, he believes.

    Having the US government try to claim hegemony over the entire planet is bad enough without them trying to claim jurisdiction over the past and future.

    --
    Maybe the state's highest function is to grind out insoluble problems. (Zelazny, Hall of Mirrors)
    1. Re:Oh, dear. by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      it would not matter because your present can never be changed by the past. If they change the future they would not change YOUR future, they would change an alternative future. This is the principle in relativities light cone. You can not escape alter another observers space-time outside of your space-time.
      =)

  450. Problems with time travel by frozenray · · Score: 1

    One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. There is no problem with changing the course of history - the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end.

    The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be descibed differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is further complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations while you are actually traveling from one time to another with the intention of becoming your own mother or father.

    Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later additions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs.

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy skips lightly over this tangle of academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term "Future Perfect" has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.

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    1. Re:Problems with time travel by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      See my post above on 2d vs 1d time. Your points are valid so long as time is linear, but acording to some theories, it is not.
      =)

  451. Keep going by andaru · · Score: 2

    This is a little too brief for me to get what your point is, but it seems like you are confusing "feeling the acceleration" with "feeling the acceleration in an identical way". If the universe consisted only of the twins, and one twin was 5 Kgs. more massive than the other, and they pushed off from each other, are you saying that the less massive twin is the only one who will feel any effect of acceleration? Obviously, as the mass difference increases, the larger mass will perceive less effect, but that does not mean that it would feel different to the larger mass to accelerate itself, than to have everything else in the universe accelerate in the other direction.

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  452. A little more info, please by andaru · · Score: 2
    Are you saying that the "travelling" twin ends up younger than the twin who "stays behind" because the travelling twin has accelerated and decelerated relative to more mass (whereas the stationary twin has only accelerated and decelerated relative to the mass of the other twin)?

    BTW, this is good discussion. For some reason, people often seem to have trouble debating on forums without flaming each other. This has been a really thought-provoking thread for me (and I may have even learned something). It shows the value of exposing one's ignorance. If I had been hesitant to post my original comment because I was afraid of being publicly wrong, I would not have had this opportunity to reconsider my interpretations. If I had started flaming you in response to your initial debate, then my ego would have insisted that I "win" the debate, which, of course, would be totally counter-productive.

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  453. Chrononauts end up breathing vacuum. by goyena · · Score: 1

    I think that one has to seriously take astrophysics into account when you travel in time. The reason that we've never been visited by future time travelers is that every single one has ended up breathing vacuum.

    Imagine you are in a trolley car, and a time machine sends you 30 seconds back into the past. Where would you be? Exactly in the same place (define place) 30 seconds ago? Watching yourself prepare the time machine? No, you'd be occupying the space a few feet off the ground where the trolley car is due to arrive in 30 seconds.

    OR WORSE YET...you'd be where the EARTH should be (taking into account rotation and its orbit around the sun, etc.) 30 seconds before its arrival there.

    Imagine if you moved six months? If somehow the center of all motion is the sun at the center of the solar system, you'd be on the other side of earth's orbit, floating around, getting a super tan.

    But why shouldn't we also take into account all celestial movement? The universe expanding, etc.?

    Time travel probably works. But when you play with "time" don't forget "space."

    1. Re:Chrononauts end up breathing vacuum. by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      This is only a problem if you assume that time travel is like teleporting. This is a classic sci-fi misconception. Time travel could be just like walking or slowing time. There is no reason why time travel needs to be like a teleporter, you might actually journey in "space-time" to get to your destination time coordinates. If you use the theory of relativity time forward travel is already possible (and proven) because space-time is all relative to the observer.

      Your argument is similar to what people used to say when we first discovered that the earth was moving in space. People could not believe it because they all said that if the earth was really spinning and moving as fast as it did, why didn't we all fly off?

  454. Elaborating reply to self by andaru · · Score: 2
    Another way of stating what I think you are telling me is that:

    Given a universe consisting of nothing but two twins, one twin slightly more massive than the other, the more the twins accelerate/decelerate relative to each other, the older the more massive twin will be relative to the less massive twin. And the less the twins accelerate/decelerate relative to each other, the closer their ages will be.

    Is this a correct interpretation of what you are saying?

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    1. Re:Elaborating reply to self by anshil · · Score: 1

      If the twins are the only thing in the universe, they can't accelerate indepentantly, one would need something to push away, actio is reactio :o)

      You need a twin couple, one twin holding four balls, The twin shots a ball off (with remarkable speed to get near the light :), and accelerates away from the other. Then after a while it fires two balls and shoots himself backward to his brother. Then it shoots the forth to stop. Now are they the some age, or is one of them younger?

      Does the remaining twin "feel" anything from the change in the universe whan is brother shoots away? I his guess gravitation to him will change, bet dunno with that has any effekt.

      The most intersting thing is, if the universe would be "ligther" would inertia be still the same? Is inertia dependant on the mass of the universe?

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    2. Re:Elaborating reply to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's what he's saying, it's wrong. The masses of the twins are not relevant; only their trajectories in spacetime are relevant.

  455. Re:I doubt there is a paradox, or a new 'dimension by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Another possible theory is that something will always happen to prevent paradox. In the case of him going back to warn his dad not to smoke his dad tells him to f**k off, blows smoke in his face, and croaks on schedule.

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  456. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by merlin_jim · · Score: 2

    Actually, he can send things into the future all the time... it's just into the past. The real question here, is, without actually seeing evidence of time travel, how does one tell if we're in the "real", backwards-time-travellerless, universe or a parallel one, without invoking Occam's Razor, which is not a proof but a maxim.

    What's more, one could presume that in every parallel universe into which a time traveller travels, more time travellers travel into the past, because they have concrete proof that it is possible, and access to the technology. Might there not be some bubble universe where man DID live alongside the dinosaurs, simply because enough people travelled into the past while spawning off parallel universes...

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  457. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Dan+D. · · Score: 2
    It's not possible to send both socks in a pair into one of these parallel universes. I'm not sure which law of physics this would falls under.

    Matter/Anti-Matter, its probably the same place Hawkings got his idea for matter emitting black holes. You're a genius in the making.

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  458. Among us . . . by techstar25 · · Score: 1

    If time travel could EVER be possible(it seems physicists agree it is) then there are definitely folks from the future walking among us right now.

  459. 2d time vs 1d time by astaplatz · · Score: 1

    I'd like to challenge the common argument of "going into the past to kill one's father" this is a paradox. It is only a paradox if one assumes that time is 1 dimensional. That time is some linear path that has direct consequences and is inescapable.

    If time were 2 dimensional one could go into any other possible time path without ever creating a paradox. You can go into the past, kill your father and that is ok because you are not traveling in "your" past. Your 'time zone', the
    'present' never changes. If you move in a different direction in time other than in a 1d forward (aka the falling direction) you slip into other time paths. In these other time paths there is still direct consequence but it matters not whether that consequence is linear or circular.
    Basically, the act of you going into the past and killing your own father means that in this new time line you would not exist in that new time zones future. You would not see a double of yourself reborn, and that is ok because you did
    not come from the future of this new 1d timeline, you came from a 2d timeline parrallel to the current timeline. What is a problem is that if the traveler were time traveling in 1d time he/she would never be able to return to his/her "original" time line. This happens because you would always map any 1d time travel route from your current 2d time to any other point. To return to your original point time travel would need to take place in 2d time... but this is my own theory.

    So if at your new present location your future self never existed anymore, it would be impossible to travel to the future you once knew when you would make your machine so you could never return to your original 1d time slice.

    [note 1: but you could travel to all kinds of other times and discover all kinds of alternate futures by recreating multiple past events ad infinitum]

    [note 2: If you employ the principles of chaos theory the act of moving even an infinitesimal fraction of a second in the past would forever remove you from this 1d time line]

    Moving in the past is a very crude way of moving in 2d time. You back up, and then chose a new direction. So basically you are choosing new 1d slices from a 2d plane. There is another option, that instead of transporting back and forth in 1d time that a time machine could allow one to continually move in 2d time without ever needing to revert back to 1d time (but this gets even harder to imagine without experiencing it)

    In my personal opinion, we must not forget that we always exist in the present. What we call the past or the future is simply a notion that we use to describe events that were or will be. It's a concept.

    3d time travel (or higher) is a a very difficult subject matter that I can only vaguely concieve. I can only make some meaningful arguments on the subject by also talking about string theory, M-planes and about alot of infinity principles.

    BTW, his theory is excellent and freshly pioneering, I'm going to read more about it. Thanks!
    =)

    Sebastian.
    (I'm casualy writing a paper on several of the above related topics)

  460. two problems with this, apart from all the others by maxpublic · · Score: 2

    I see two additional problems with this time travel crap:

    - you couldn't possibly travel into the future. The future doesn't exist; it's created moment to moment by the actions and interactions of everything from the tiniest particles to the largest galaxies, including along the line human intent and decision making. There is no 'future' to travel to; just the present and the past. Anyone who claims otherwise is stupidly obviating free will, and free will is apparent to even the most clueless of us. If so, please remove yourself from the argument as your nihilist nonsense is boring, pathetic, and incredibly juvenile.

    - if a person traveling backwards in time were to either create an alternate timeline (and universe), or simply drop into that alternate timeline/universe, this would invalidate the Laws of Thermodynamics, i.e., 'energy can neither be created nor destroyed....'. Removing yourself from the current universe would 'destroy' the energy for this universe, while creating it for the alternate universe. Both things are fundamentally impossible; were it not so, the basic underpinnings of physics itself would fall completely apart, and as they haven't during the last 8-10 billion years I don't see them collapsing any time soon.

    Time travel is a crock. Fun for SF "what if" stories (which I really enjoy) but that's all it is - fiction. There will never be time travel and putting a tiny bit of thought into the matter will not only show you why, but also why this is a good thing.

    Max

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  461. Re:two problems with this, apart from all the othe by astaplatz · · Score: 1

    Fist, see my post on 2d time just below yours.

    I agree that the present is the only thing that exists. But don't forget that one can already travel "into the future". The mere act of moving away from the earth moves you into the future by a fraction of a second. Black holes and accelerators can move particles trillions of years forward in time and it is happening ever moment.

    Secondly, thermodynamics is a law that applies currently to our universe. If we discover that time is not linear but in fact 2 dimensional it would also be logical to assume that the laws of thermodynamics are also 2 dimensional. Which means that you can take energy from one time dimension and move it to another dimension so long as the total energy in all dimensions remains equal (which it would).

    Sebastian.

  462. Theory of Time Travel (Too bad no-one will read) by TimeHorse · · Score: 1

    My theory of time travel is simple and is based on the concept of worm-hole gateways.

    To travel through time, you must create both ends of the gateway. Such gateways may or may not exist through the universe naturally, but as we've never been able to spot, let alone capture, one, let's just assume we have to create them artificially.

    Now, if the gateways (physical presence) are created on Earth, then they can be sent from Earth into outerspace at no more than the speed of light. Thus, the maximum distance the gateway can travel is related to the speed of light (~300,000 km/s). However, in a Trans-Einstein way, the two gateways maintain simultenaity. Thus, any object sent through the Earth gateway would "simultaneously" appear in the time-space frame of the outer space Gateway.

    Now, imagine that we place a Gateway on the head of a photon (and yet let it be big enough to fit a camera and telescope via fibre-optics, perhaps) and send it out into space at the speed of light for one year in some direct tangential vector to Earth. After 1 year, the other Gateway will be exactly 1 lightyear (ly) from Earth. Thus, the light that that Gateway sees will be exactly from 1 year ago -- the day the Gateway was launched.

    Because we attached a camera to the outer space Gateway and ran the fibre-optic cable through the Gateway to receive the signal "instantaenously" on Earth, we can essentially see a snapshot of Earth as it was 1 year ago. We have accomplished Time Travel!

    Unfortunately, there is no clear way to return to an "Earth" of the past. The Gateways allow you to observe the Earth in a prior state, but as soon as you tried to return to Earth, you would be approaching Earth's "now" and therefore loose the "time-space" differential. In other words, as you approach Earth at maximum speed (the speed of Light), your "1 year" difference would decrease until you arrived home exactly 1 year after you left. This is without applying Lorenz's Time Transforms of course, as we are not calculating the acceleration of each trip, simply the velocity.

    Now, what is interesting about this theory is that first, you can't go back BEFORE the first Time Machine was built. What's past is past and always was, what will be we know not because. Thus, it WOULD be possible to build a Time Machine yet not possible to "kill ones grandfather" or "advice onself" on its construction because that kind of Time Travel is impossible IMHO. The area availible to us for Time Travel consists of a light-sphere that is exactly the surface that would be created by a photon being sent in every direction from the point at which the Time Machine was created. That is your "playground" and no more. As time goes on, we can have a pretty big Time Travel Sphere, but it will take years for it to be of any use.

    OTOH, imagine such a Gateway system in deep-space exploration: Send a Man-Sized Gateway probe out at maximum feasable speed (much less than the speed of light for any physical object) and when it arrives on planet "X", just send the population through! Only one deep space mission would be required! All subsequent travel can be through the Gateway. If only we could build the Gateway and build it Man-Sized... :o

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    Jeffrey.

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  463. Re:The best he can build is a disintegration chamb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And statistically speaking, it seems almost impossible for us not to have noticed this if the alternate universe theory is true. Assume the normal universe, in which there are x^3 possibilities of movement in space at any instant (what is an instant I leave to you. In fact, most of this is generalized, but the main point still holds.) Add to that the exponental increase of humanity (more people making more choices as time goes by) and you have some equation for the creation of new universes with a factor of x^5. This is the universe in which we live.

    Add to that the freedom to move in another dimension, the dimension of time, and now you have 4 degrees of freedom at any time, not just three. Take the x^4 degrees of freedom times the exponential increase of people and you have a function of possible universes with a factor of x^6. (the actual value of the equation is unimportant for this exercise; all that is needed is that the universes in which time travel is a degree of freedom would increase the amount of possible universes to a higher power)

    So what are the chances that we live in a universe that we live in a virgin universe? Well, there are an infinite number of universes untouched by time-travellers, just influenced by our infinite choices. But there is a higher power of infinite universes in which time-travellers have appeared. So take the limit to infinity of x^5/x^6 and you get zero. The infinite worlds theory of time travel would predict that although there are an infinite number of worlds with no evidence of time travel, there are so many more that would have past time travellers that the chance that we live in one with no evidence of time travel is pretty much zero.

    So if time travel is possible, we don't understand it. Can he only send the neutron back to the time when the neutron was already in the light doughnut (mmmm, doughnuts)? Is there a mechanism to send things forward? Where does the energy come from to create the neutron, from the light? Lots of questions even if the experiment works. So let this fella poke around with his neutrons, and if it happens, then we got some studying to do.

  464. Parallel universe theory not an excuse by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

    The existence of parallel universes would not excuse the absence of time-travelling tourists in our own timeline.

    Let's say that starting in 1970, time travel is successfully invented in ten percent of all possible futures. In each of these universes, there are an average of one-thousand reverse time machine uses whose destinations lie within the last three decades of the twentieth century.

    That means there would be an average of one-hundred time travelers available to arrive in the seventies, eighties, or nineties of every possible child timeline of our parent timeline, starting in 1970.

    Even if the "why don't I remember meeting myself" paradox makes it impossible to arrive in one's own past, the chance of being visited by a traveler from some parallel universe would approach certainty! We must assume that either none of these one-hundred or so visits we've had from time-travelers in the last three decades were noticeable, or that this sort of time travel will never happen.

    Of course, I have made a few unwarranted assumptions here, like the percentage of possible time-travel futures, or the number of time-traveller visits, but they are only for argument's sake. I just wanted to have a thought experiment to point out another possible hitch.

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    1. Re:Parallel universe theory not an excuse by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      Everyone on this list so far is very pessimistic and conservative... what happened to dreaming the impossible? Dreaming like a child of a world beyond the conceivable? How do you think we are going to evolve? It's not fun to live in a box.
      =)

      If you could travel to an infinite parallel universe and you could do it anywhere in our universe at any space-time... what would be the chance that they would travel to your space and your time? First of all, why would they travel to your space and your time?

      Space is big... REALLY big. I mean your body is 99.999___% space of which are trillions upon trillions of particles. The galaxy is enormous, billions upon billions of stars... then we have billions upon billions of galaxies. We are so small its unbelievable. And in the great scheme of time we live for a fraction of the age of the universe that is near inconceivable. Add to that the fact that they could travel to any number of infinitely possible parallel time dimensions and you have a very small chance of being visited.

      And besides, who is to say that time travelers haven't already been to Earth many times. You can never prove 100% with certainty that they have never visited the Earth because you have never been everywhere on the earth for all time.

      Check out the movie "contact", it's a really cool movie.

    2. Re:Parallel universe theory not an excuse by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      And it could also be that we live in a time line where time travel is not possible. But then as soon as we discover time travel we will also discover time travellers in our past. This would simply reinforce the non linearatiy of time. For to travel in time, time can not be linear.

    3. Re:Parallel universe theory not an excuse by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      First of all, why would they travel to your space and your time?

      To study history maybe? Nothing is as interesting to humans as other humans, so if humans were to travel back in time, it would probably be to visit their own civilization. On the other hand, the technical or energy requirements for time travel may be so vast as to severely limit the total amount of travel. In that case, there would probably be no frivolous attention-grabbing time-tourism.

      Add to that the fact that they could travel to any number of infinitely possible parallel time dimensions and you have a very small chance of being visited.

      The whole point of this post was to say that the total number of parallel universes may not matter. It seems to me that if a time traveller went back into the past, it would necessarily be a past whose possible futures include the birth of that time traveller. That would presuppose human civilization, and the possibility of time travel, so the number of universes arrived in must be, even if infinite, limited in scope - so a civilization in any given universe may have a very large chance of being visited, depending on how common time travel becomes in the average universe that includes human civilization.

      You can never prove 100% with certainty that they have never visited the Earth because you have never been everywhere on the earth for all time.

      This is true.

      Check out the movie "contact", it's a really cool movie.

      I agree. The book is good, too. Carl Sagan is my hero. :)

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    4. Re:Parallel universe theory not an excuse by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      To study history maybe? Nothing is as interesting to humans as other humans, so if humans were to travel back in time, it would probably be to visit their own civilization. On the other hand, the technical or energy requirements for time travel may be so vast as to severely limit the total amount of travel. In that case, there would probably be no frivolous attention-grabbing time-tourism. First of all, we can't assume that the energy required to time travel is vast because like any new technology, the energy requirements might become more and more efficient so it might be one day true that time travel is very easy to achieve. You should be careful in your assumptions. Humans may never discover time travel, so it would hold that you are never visited. Also, if time is not linear (i.e. if there are multiple parallel time lines) then there is no reason to assume that time travel should ever occur in our timeline. It may very well be that a future person will discover time travel, go to the past and recreate a new future - a future of which our time line is not a part of - a future in which time travel will never be invented - or even a future in which the human race is exterminated. My whole point is that if time travel is possible, then time must not be linear (1 dimensional) but planar (2 dimensional) if not even multidimensional. So the act of moving into the past doesn't exclude the future, it simply creates a new future. If time is multidimensional then the whole paradox of changing the future is no longer relevant because you are not changing your original future, you are changing a new future. A new 1d slice along a 2d plane. The whole point of this post was to say that the total number of parallel universes may not matter. It seems to me that if a time traveler went back into the past, it would necessarily be a past whose possible futures include the birth of that time traveler. That would presuppose human civilization, and the possibility of time travel, so the number of universes arrived in must be, even if infinite, limited in scope - so a civilization in any given universe may have a very large chance of being visited, depending on how common time travel becomes in the average universe that includes human civilization. Again, here you make the assumption that time travel is limited in a linear fashion to visit only the immediate past of one's own future. I would challenge that assumption based on the fact that one persons past is not the same as another persons past. Relativity is crucial here. If I can travel into my own past (which is backwards 1d motion along time) then I create a new possible 1d forward motion through time. But my new 1d motion through time may never include your time. I may move so far back in time that I eliminate your existence (by killing your grand parents for example) but that does not mean you cease to exist. It simply means that in the time line where time travel is possible and in this time line that this -particular- time traveler has created, you no longer exist. Chaos theory is also very important. Each time I time travel my universe, my traditional 1d timeline would never be the same. Even if I traveled for only a fraction of a second in the past I would never be able to return to my old future unless I was able to time travel in 2d and not in 1d (and we are still assuming 1d time travel). So if you had two time travelers, one goes into the past 100 years ago, the other goes back 10 years and they both interact in the past (even just being in the past is contaminating the future) then it would be a logical conclusion to say that they could never meet each other again in their old future because they had now both created entirely different future 1d paths based upon their new past involvements. So, without knowing more about actual time travel, it is probably wrong to assume anything. Maybe people don't time travel because then they could never get home. Maybe people realized that time travel was useless because there was no use in changing the past if you never could return to the present. Maybe people are time traveling all the time but in doing so they are disappearing from the known universe and creating their own alternative universe which is forever separated by our own (and which you could only enter if you had left with that person in the same time machine)... the assumptions and cultural implications are so compounded, so completely unknown that to even say for certainty that time travel can or can't exists is simply beyond me. We are not God, nor are any of us experts on anything really... despite all our fancy theories the universe will continue to offer more and more knowledge until the end of time itself. I hope we can all stay a little objective. And keep a little bit of that wonder, that "I don't know but I'm going to try" in our minds. That's what dreams are made of. That's how great people come up with great new idea's. The stuff that stars are made of. =))) Carl Sagan is definitely cool. Never finished the book (I lost interest before it got good), but the movie was just top notch. Take care bro, Sebastian.

    5. Re:Parallel universe theory not an excuse by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      Again, here you make the assumption that time travel is limited in a linear fashion to visit only the immediate past of one's own future.

      I'm imagining a branching universe in which events now could lead to any number of different parallel universes one instant from now. I could decide to do a thousand different things, and each decision would send me to a different universe.

      However, each of those universes would share this universe as an ancestor. Time travel one instant backwards from any of those universes would always lead me back here.

      Consider climbing a tree. Climbing up could lead you to any specific branch, while climbing down can only lead you to the trunk.

      Of course, if I really knew what I was talking about, I'd be saying this with math. : )

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    6. Re:Parallel universe theory not an excuse by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      This is not a logical conclusion. Let's say that time is 2 dimensional. You move back to your imediate past, which is reverse 1d movement and you kill your father. The act of moving into the past has now changed the future. If you now simply sped up time from your new location in the past you would never get to a future in which you would exsist. Worse still, no matter how much you would travel you would never get back to your timeline you once knew. Infact, the more you time travel, the further one would move from your original timeline. So instead of thinking of a tree where the root is the past and the branches are the future, think of it like a tree where you start at the root, the present, and when you move into the past OR the future (ie move through time) you simply move down one of the braches but no matter how you move along the branch, you are still moving away from your original root.

      The only way you could return to your original time would be to time travel not in 1d (moving to your direct future or past) but in 2d time. Once you could travel in 2d time you could move accross multiple time layers instead of just chosing 1d slices in 2d time.

      Does that make sense?

    7. Re:Parallel universe theory not an excuse by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      When you go back into the past and change events there, thereby altering the future, that's analogous to climbing down to the trunk of the tree, and then back up to a different branch than the one you started from.

      I don't think you'd have a contingency tree branching in the direction of the past. Although we don't know the architecture of time, we do know that entropy always increases with time, and therefore, always decreases in the reverse direction of time. While moving in reverse, all the events and decisions leading to those possible-universe branches would be undone. You'd end up on the trunk, or more accurately, a more central branch.

      I understand the 1d, 2d time analogy, but when people say 'time machine', they're usually talking about 1d time.

      Just to play devil's advocate, it's also possible that there is only one possible future, and all our thoughts and decisions were predetermined by the laws of physics from the moment of the big bang. (Of course, if they really are, what then? It's just a fun thought.)

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  465. Download 2005 sports scores from temporal home net by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    He could do it like this:

    Have a network card on his pc that can recieve neutrons from the future.

    Have a proxy server that forwards responses from external web sites to the past by encoding them as neutrons

    Your PC sends http GET requests to the proxy server where they are cached for three years before being sent on to whatever site.

    Your PC recieves responses from the future REAL TIME. You can surf the internet of the future!!!

    What would happen if a month later, you smashed the proxy server with a sledgehammer? Would you forget everything you saw? Would you instantaneously lose all the money you made off the stock market?

    If significant stock trading were done by 'scrying' into the future, nobody would do real research into the health of companies. How would that affect the efficiency of the market?

    Time-scryers from the past would be kinda like information parasites. Whoever had an idea, would have it stolen by someone from the past!

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  466. Don't forget by Wah · · Score: 2
    the Douglas Adams Corollary..

    whenever anyone figures out the universe it automatically mutates into something stranger,i.e. time travel starts working/universe explodes->new universe starts->digital watches.

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  467. Re:Download 2005 sports scores from temporal home by astaplatz · · Score: 1

    Here you make the assumption that information can travel two directions and that the future and the present are two independent realities you can teleport between. They are not. For a start: The future is a direct result of YOUR present. Second, you can not teleport from one time to another, you must move there while experiencing an ever constant present, so any activities from the future must be gained through motion.

    If you take information from your "current" future and use it you change the "new" future. Your predictions of the future would always be wrong the moment you thought you had them defined because your new future would be crafted using your old predictions. In fact, the inverse would be created. The more you knew about the future the less the future will look like your predictions and any short term benefits would be inconsequential. People do this all the time already. We are naive to think the stock market is some random gambling zone. Certain individuals have a great deal of information at their control and nothing is more real than a planned corporate change. It is far more real and predictable to say "I will" then "I predict".

    On another front, imagine a reality where all beings could time travel effortlessly. The competition to change the future would be so intense from all forms of life that eventually a new stability would occur. It could very well be that our universe is the struggle between such time traveling forces that occur at all times and that our 'present' is merely a current balance of these time forces to craft all of time.

  468. Re:NIGGER ALERT! by astaplatz · · Score: 1

    I think that's cool.
    We need a black Einstien.
    =o)

  469. infinite universes by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    First, how do we know people dont come fromm other universes? Its not like you'd believe it if some guy said he saw a ghost, or some flying saucer, or anything of the sort. You just dont know.

    There could be others here from other universes, and time travels but you see, we wouldnt know what the hell they are, we'd call them ghosts, aliens, angels, demons, gods, if we saw them in the past

    And if we see them now we'd call them haoxes

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    1. Re:infinite universes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and i'm calling you stupid, stupid.

  470. what about infinate do you not understand? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    There is no number, there are infinate universes..
    which means theres infinate time travelers, does this mean they come to our universe or create a new one when they time travel?

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    1. Re:what about infinate do you not understand? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      I understand infinite just fine. Nowhere did I claim that any of the quantities we are looking at are finite. I'll repeat what I said "it seems likely that such universes [those with people who can time travel] comprise a very small percentage of the total number of universes". If you believe that this means that the number of universes must be finite, then it is you who does not understand.

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  471. Re:Theory of Time Travel (Too bad no-one will read by astaplatz · · Score: 1

    What you describe what is classicaly known as a teleporter. This is not the same as a time machine.
    =)
    I may be wrong though.

  472. Listen by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Time travel creates NEW universes, i never said it travels through old ones. When you time travel you create a NEW fork, a universe where time travel is possible

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    1. Re:Listen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound fairly certain.

  473. math already allows this, its been done by HanzoSan · · Score: 2


    Its not stored in a diffrent universe, math is not a storage medium, its a way of sorting information, you can put the information in 2d, 3d, 4d, 5d or whatever you can figure out mathematically.

    We do have 4d, 5d + math, and there are people who claim to have weird maths.

    zeosync for example, also take into account that you can store information essentially in 2d binary, 3d xyx coords, or 4d,

    A good idea but it would take a mathematician to answer it. I do believe we will be able to create information which moves faster than light, which can be stored in 3d and even 4d space, storing information in 3d space = holographic storage which is the best we have, 4d space is debateable, somem say 4d is space itself, meaning all of this space we are contained in, is 4d, such as a 3d plane, and when we travel through space we are traveling through this 4d plane.

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    1. Re:math already allows this, its been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i believe that you have no idea what you are talking about.

    2. Re:math already allows this, its been done by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      http://www.zeosync.com/docs/index.htm

      The Pigeonhole Principle and Data Encoding -

      Dr. Claude Shannon's dissertation on Information Theory in 1948 and his following work on run-length encoding confidently established the understanding that compression technologies are "all" predisposed to limitation. With this foundation behind us we can conclude that the effort to accelerate the transmission of information past the permutation load capacity of the binary system, and past the naturally occurring singular-bit-variances of nature can not be accomplished through compression. Rather, this problem can only be successfully resolved through the solution of what is commonly understood within the mathematical community as the "Pigeonhole Principle."

      Given a number of pigeons within a sealed room that has a single hole, and which allows only one pigeon at a time to escape the room, how many unique markers are required to individually mark all of the pigeons as each escapes, one pigeon at a time?

      After some time a person will reasonably conclude that: "One unique marker is required for each pigeon that flies through the hole, if there are one hundred pigeons in the group then the answer is one hundred markers".

      In our three dimensional world we can visualize an example. If we were to take a three-dimensional cube and collapse it into a two-dimensional edge, and then again reduce it into a one-dimensional point, and believe that we are going to successfully recover either the square or cube from the single edge, we would be sorely mistaken.

      This three-dimensional world limitation can however be resolved in higher dimensional space. In higher, multi-dimensional projective theory, it is possible to create string nodes that describe significant components of simultaneously identically yet different mathematical entities. Within this space it is possible and is not a theoretical impossibility to create a point that is simultaneously a square and also a cube. In our example all three substantially exist as unique entities yet are linked together. This simultaneous yet differentiated occurrence is the foundation of ZeoSync's Relational Differentiation Encoding(TM) (RDE(TM)) technology. This proprietary methodology is capable of intentionally introducing a multi-dimensional patterning so that the nodes of a target binary string simultaneously and/or substantially occupy the space of a Low Kolmogorov Complexity construct. The difference between these occurrences is so small that we will have for all intents and purposes successfully encoded lossy universal compression. The limitation to this Pigeonhole Principle circumvention is that the multi-dimensional space can never be super saturated, and that all of the pigeons can not be simultaneously present at which point our multi-dimensional circumvention of the pigeonhole problem breaks down.

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  474. wrong by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    You send them back they are entered into a seperate universe which has no effect on you
    they are literally sent back and by them exsistingn in the past they alter the new timeline thus creating a branch and a new universe NOT altering yours

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  475. Good thought by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    Maybe it wouldn't appear if you were intent on grabbing that one to send back?


    If you sent a different one, say a granny smith instead of a red delicious, where did the red delicious come from? Maybe you would need to have the apple in hand in order to promise to send it back and have a copy appear? Would a copy appear if you promised to send the copy back? Wouldn't it eventually rot into dust? Then what would you send back? Eventually there would be nothing left to send, not even a mouldy fruit and you'd have to break your promise. If you sent the original on that iteration, only then would the recursive loop unroll. What a way to age wine!

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  476. Not possible by tgrigsby · · Score: 1
    Ok folks, let's review:

    1. As regards the theory that travel into the past causes a universe split, and respecting preservation of energy, how much energy would it take to travel back in time if that trip caused the creation of a mirror universe? Obviously far more energy than we have at our disposal.

    2. So you've worked out a method of time travel that runs on a reasonable amount of energy. You set the dial for a couple of hours, forward or back, and hit the button. Where do you find yourself? Floating in space. The earth, sun, galaxy, galaxy cluster, have all moved during your trip. If on the other hand gravity still exerts a pull on you, during the time dilation that would have to occur, the magnification of gravitational force would squish you like a bug. So you're either grape jelly or space junk.

    3. All of this assumes that time is an actual dimension, rather than a mathematical one, which has never been proven. Even Einstein's theory of relativity dealt with time per a given point as an mathematical effect which could be slowed relative to another point. Defining time as a dimension simplifies the math. Time travel theories take this simplification out of context.

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    1. Re:Not possible by astaplatz · · Score: 1

      1. It wouldn't cost any energy to create a parallel universes already exsist. You would simply move to it. There is a lot of reason to believe that every possible parallel universe possible in the universe is already in exsistence.

      2. Again, you assume that time travel = teleportation. This is a common sci-fi principle. I think you need to look at it more like Einstiends theory of relativity. The faster you move, the slower you move through time, but your relative time does not slow down. It is the relative space-time that changes. So there is no reason why moving backwards through time would make you tranport off the earth because at every second you moved back in time you would still exsist in the present and the earth would still hold you in it's gravitational field.

      3. Everything is a theory until proven. This 3rd argument simply points out the obvious.
      =)

  477. *I* need a cigarette -- this plan WILL backfire!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If some guy appeared at my doorstep wearing bizarre "futuristic" clothing, then proceeded to tell me that he is my son (not yet born) and I will die of cancer from smoking and therefore must stop immediately, what's the the very first thing I will do after slamming the door in his face?
    Yep. You guessed it -- reach for a cigarette!

  478. Finally by Slickoil · · Score: 1

    It's bloody well time. I've been reading to much sci-fi books. When do we get FTL? And antimatter torpedoes, and intergalactic war with furry cat like creatures? Come on human race, lets get with it! Time to fire up the ion drives and get outta this modern dark ages in under 12 parsecs. Sheesh..

  479. my, what a big target you are by alizard · · Score: 1
    If you haven't checked the guy's background AND checked his math with a full understanding of the relevant equations from which his work presumably derives, why the fuck should we take your opinion about whether or not this is a valid line of research seriously?

    I am not in this position, either, so I attached an 'I don't know' tag to copies of the URL I just sent to my friends for reasons having to do with intellectual honesty.

    All we know assuming the article is accurate is that reputable researchers both agree and disagree with the professor about this.

    All your getting modded up to 5 shows is that at least 3 slashdotters didn't stay awake in any of their science classes long enough to catch a clue about scientific methodology.

  480. Setting himself up for a paradox or worse by gapingwound · · Score: 1

    I haven't read through all the comments, but has any one else noticed that he is potentially setting himself up for a temporal paradox? This is, of course, assuming that time travel is possible in the first place, and that there is only one universe. The artcle states that the reason he got into physics in the first place was his childhood dream of traveling back in time to warn his father about the dangers of smoking and drinking. If he succeeds in doing this, his father might not die, and he would no longer have the dream of traveling back in time, thus preventing him from traveling back in time. All this time travel stuff is making my bean hurt...

  481. Re:Theory of Time Travel (Too bad no-one will read by TimeHorse · · Score: 1

    It is a time machine in the Einsteinian sense because it allows FTL travel and for someone to be able to affect the universe out of ones time sphere. The time sphere is the sphere created with R=ct, where c is the speed of light and t is the time since the action. Your actions in can only affect the light sphere because in Einstein's universe no information can travel faster than light. Thus, if you can suddenly travel from some region in the light sphere to some region outside the light sphere, you have reached a point before you left WRT the light sphere.

    In other words, the "Transporter" can only travel a the speed of light, but the "Voyager" enters at year x but sees the effects on the world from year (x-1). So although he cannot affect the world of (x-1) he is essentially there, in the light sphere of THAT world, not of his own. His own has only just begun to grow and will take a year to reach him. Unfortunately, this "observer's" time travel is not the type we would most like to have but I fear it may be the only one possible. What's more, because the true "Era of Time Travel" doesn't begin until AFTER the "transporter" is built, so one could not, for instance, travel out in space with a big antenna and catch the entire broadcast of "Doctor Who - Marco Polo" as it reaches out into space, because that was boadcast in 1964, many years before we built the "transporter". And that is the only reason *I* would build the transporter since everything is videotaped now anyway! :)

    Mmmmm. New copy of "Evil of the Daleks"...

    And yes, subspace communications are simply a plot device.

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