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  1. Re:F? on Inside Microsoft's New F# Language · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's gotta be called F-sharp, if you ask me. Which you're not :o)

    I don't get how a # can be called a pound. What do you guys call £ then?

  2. Re:Exaggeration... on Computing's Lost Allure · · Score: 1

    How is that? Only Jamaicans can have a Jamaican accent? Yeah, mon...

  3. I have a dream, brothers and sisters on Why Municipal Broadband is Good · · Score: 5, Funny

    That one day, all houses will be made with fibre straight to the door, and bandwidth will be just another amenity, much like electricity, or gas, or telephones are now. And then all the local bandwith companies can fight over our business, and offer us lower and lower rates.

  4. Re:It's true on The Internet and The War · · Score: 2, Insightful
    a destruction plan in the event of capture

    Like that Enigma machine on that submarine. They didn't ever expect that to fall into Allied hands.

  5. Re:A/S/ OMFG INCOMIIIINNG!!! on The Internet and The War · · Score: 1

    "What's funny about using Microsoft Chat," he adds with a sly smile, "is that everybody has to choosean icon to represent themselves. Some of these guys haven't bothered, so the program assigns them one. We'll be in the middle of a battle and a bunch of field artillery colonels will come online in the form of these big-breasted blondes. We've got a few space aliens, too."

  6. Re:RTFA on The Internet and The War · · Score: 1

    OK, so they did probably think of that before.
    But explain to me how you think it works then.

  7. Re:Get real. on The Internet and The War · · Score: 3, Interesting
    the Chinese got inside our spyplanes and didn't get jack squat out of it.

    You're very certain of that.

  8. Re:OMG on The Internet and The War · · Score: 1

    Yeah, since I've been a Slashdot-ite I've noticed that. Some of you keep weapons in your houses in case King George (was it George) decides to come and try and take back the former renegade coloney too...

  9. Re:It's true on The Internet and The War · · Score: 1

    There's no point encrypting the links if one end is compromised, or am I missing something?

  10. Quote of the week on The Internet and The War · · Score: 1, Redundant
    "How do you fix it?" I ask.
    "I consult Microsoft online help," he replies.

    That's too funny, really it is. On so many levels.

  11. Re:RTFA on The Internet and The War · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hard on the outside, soft on the inside?
    And what happens when an Iraqi captures one of these Sipper sets? He can listen in to Rumsfeld and Bush?
    Encryption should be between the two endpoints, IMO, like IPSec.

  12. Re:OMG on The Internet and The War · · Score: 4, Interesting
    every friendly tank, plane, ship, and soldier in the world in real time,

    I think "every" might be a slight exaduration. But seriously, does that extend to allied forces, cos we (British) always seem to take a lot of hits from people allegedly on the same side as us. :o(

    And also, it's all very well having two soldeirs guarding it, but what happens if a missile lands right on top of them. You need them separated by a few miles.

  13. Can't be true. on The Internet and The War · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Suspect chemical attack, he types into a Microsoft Chat session running on the tactical Internet, the military's battlefield communications system.

    Tell me this isn't true? The US military resort to Microsoft Chat to communicate a possible chemical attack? Surely they'd have some custom chat software with some heavy duty encryption in it?

  14. Re:Argh! on P2P Meets Push · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Shameless plug: You'll just have to make sure that you stay anonymous while sharing.

    (Any input given would be gratefully received btw)

  15. Re:Switch to vector strings and not null-terminate on Why Do Computers Still Crash? · · Score: 1
    A simple strlen[strlen(str)]=0; is enough to crash a computer.

    Shouldn't affect the computer as a whole - should just segfault when that compiled program is run.

  16. Re:Eurotrash on The Story of the tech.net.ru Crackers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And what would be so wrong with that?

    All the Russians I've ever met have been educated, cultured, friendly people. *

    They're not the bumbling, devious, drunken idiots that Hollywood films frequently make them out to be.

    * Disclaimer. I haven't met every Russian in the world.

    (Na rodina, tovarishi.)

  17. if { chimps == homosapiens } .... on Chimps Belong in Human Genus? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If we were once chimps, and we evolved into homo-sapiens, then why didn't the chimps do that too?

  18. Re:X-Box Troll Handbook on Hacking the XBox · · Score: 1

    I'm glad this got modded up - too often, genuinely funny trolls get modded down by some mod with no sense of humour.

  19. Re:Are MS on Hacking the XBox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thought that - but then I thought: If they're already made, and are sitting on shelves, then they're losing more if they stay on the shelves.

  20. Are MS on Hacking the XBox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .... still losing money on each of these things?

  21. Re:Private Network! on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 1
    I believe you are wrong ;)
    http://mjf_hollywood.tripod.com/movies/movies/a/am ericanpie.html

    snip: The URL for the webcam broadcast that Jim emails to his friends is http://128.220.27.192/temp/NadiaVision. (The IP address actually belongs to the Department of Psychology of the Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, MD.)/snip

  22. Re:I KNEW it was too good to be true on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or to put it another way - maybe all script kiddies are like Trinity? :)

    Maybe the pimply-faced 14 year old stereotype is just a myth put about by the gorgeous women that actually deface websites, and DDoS IRC networks?

    I mean, who's **actually** met a script kiddie?

  23. Re:Sequels detract from the original on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 1

    Browsing Slashdot at -1, I have learned stuff about things that I never wanted to.

  24. Re:Private Network! on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 1

    Hehe - in American Pie 1, you can actually see the IP address that he is streaming the video from - I wonder how many people have tried connecting to it?

  25. Re:Building from source on Mozilla Firebird Soars Into View · · Score: 1

    I just compiled it. Phew. It is a bit of a monster.

    real 212m39.374s
    user 170m23.660s
    sys 12m51.380s