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  1. Re:why is it taking so long on The Harvard Network Accessible Dartboard · · Score: -1

    Shake yo titz, the rhythm is gonna get you.

  2. Re:Sign me up... on The Harvard Network Accessible Dartboard · · Score: -1

    Any dmsusase can join a Troll Army, but it takes a bold and daring fool indeed to join the HAPPY DAYZ KREW.

    First requirement: Log in, no AC BULLSHIT.

  3. Re:why is it taking so long on The Harvard Network Accessible Dartboard · · Score: -1


    Yeah, or maybe you are waiting for an invitation. Tell your mother that the HAPPY DAYZ KREW has landed.

  4. why is it taking so long on The Harvard Network Accessible Dartboard · · Score: -1

    for someone to make the third post? i've been waiting for minutes now!

  5. Re:Widest post yet! on Transparent Aluminium · · Score: -1

    Ooh ooh ooh! Now do me! And when I say do me I mean insert your penis into my mangina, not figga out who MEIS with a quick WHOIS.

    Oh my bad, you don't have the tools too do either. No domain, no penis, no service.

  6. Re:fp! on Transparent Aluminium · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You are right, all must concede Fourth Post to you.

  7. Re:star trek on Transparent Aluminium · · Score: -1, Troll

    I am dumber for having read your post. Thanks.

  8. Re:http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIt on Recycling Vintage Alphas with Debian · · Score: -1, Troll

    I highly recommend all potential bidders interested in this item to read my EBAY SELLING TIPZ prior to bidding. I think you'll find them very helpful.

  9. Re:Different approach on Recycling Vintage Alphas with Debian · · Score: -1

    Donny Most am proud of you. You're the man now dog!

  10. Re:vintage widening post! on Recycling Vintage Alphas with Debian · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's Klerck. He widens for the users....the INTERNET EXPLORER USERS.

    It's the perfect setup. People using other browsers don't get hit, but the IE users, well, may TBL have mercy on their souls.

  11. Re:In Asia, money talks on Slashback: P2P, OS X, Blinkenlights · · Score: -1

    In Asia, money talkz. Itz true, itz really true.

  12. Re:Just mpeg-2? on Industry Agrees On Next Gen Unified DVD Standard · · Score: -1

    MPEG-4 is a low bandwidth compromise solution (highly compressed), designed for streaming. You can't compare it with MPEG-2, which is intended for high capacity high bandwidth applications, which also uses less powerful (cheaper) hardware to decode. MPEG-4 content at MPEG-2 bit rates may produce superior results, but it is not better ENOUGH to justify the higher decoding hardware requirements, plus you would be totally ignoring MPEG-4's major strength (low-bitrate high quality) just to replace an already viable standard (MPEG-2).

    Look at it another way, being able to store MORE (longer) content on a disc by using MPEG-4 at lower bitrates than MPEG-2, but keeping the same quality, is a waste of time when you consider that they now have 27 gb to work with. After all it's been proven that people won't buy 15-episode anime or whatever compilation discs at 15 X the price of discs that only have 1 episode on them, so what's the point in trying to use MPEG-4 to strecth the amount of content available at lower bitrates/same quality as MPEG-2.

    Now imagine a hateful joke here, that offends your senses and your sensibilities, about Timothy the guy who still hasn't fixed the Intertwingle link in his Mozila timeline story on Sunday morning (CHECK the HTML source and grep it for Intertwingle....you will find a missing HREF).

    Propz to all dead Joanie from Donny Most, TV's beloved Ralph Malph Alpha. Shake yo titz (share them with me) - OH HAPPY DAYZ.

  13. Re:Ummm.... HUH? on Americans And Chinese Internet Censorship · · Score: -1

    You lummox. Don't presume to speak for the rest of slashdot, because you are an obvious moron (like all ACs are). So, I deny your request for me to let you speak for the rest of slashdot.

    However, if I have to spell it out for you, you dmusasse, just look at the source of Timmah's Mozilla story post from yesterday. Search for HIS text "Intertwingle link". Timmah tried (hard) and failed (hard) to add an HREF link to that text. Do you even know what HTML is or how it allows magical pages like slashdot to even exist? No? Well that just puts you in the same general situation as TImmah, and you will have to learn along as I show him how improperly he's doing his damn job.

    ****TIMMAH!**** you suck, and so do all your loving AC fans. Then again, I suspect I just replied to one of Timmah's posts, so go fuck yourself, you have my blessings.

  14. Re:Is hitting preview really that hard? on Americans And Chinese Internet Censorship · · Score: -1, Troll

    Right, it's like I've been saying all along.

    First let it be said now, last night's episode of Futurama featured Pizzicato Five's "Baby Love Child", officially making it the only Futurama episode ever worth watching, unless you are a faggay and like watching homofaggay showz and making gaylove in the butt. And the Chinese know this.

    At this point in my post I would like to direct everyone's attention to another one of Timmahs' faggoty article-posting mistakes. If he never fixes it, it will be archived for all of eternity on slashdot's servers with his glaring mistake easily visible by viewing the source of this page.

    This is not the first time this has happened. First the violent videogame story then the Mozilla timeline story. WHAT AN INCOMPETANT SLASHFAG, a whole day later and HE HASN'T NOTICED HIS OWN MISTAKE.

    So declarez Donny Most, TV's beloved Ralph Malph Alpha of Happy Dayz fame. Propz to all dead Joanie, A CHA CHA I GOT IT I STILL GOT IT.

    P.S. If anyone is disgusted by my posting style, then to Timmah I say (to quote a famous american anti-drug commercial where a son is speaking to his father): I LEARNED IT FROm WATCHING YOU.

  15. Re:first toast! on Seti@Home Bandwidth Problems · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The rhythm is gonna get you...make your time! Propz.

    And now: Timmah still can't post stories properly. Check the source in his Mozilla story from yesterday, that makes it twice now that he's screwed up an HREF. Internet Explorer is really keen, isn't it, Timmah?

  16. Odd on How to Fix the Unix Configuration Nightmare · · Score: 0

    I never thought I'd see "Linux" and "streamline" in the same sentence.

  17. Re:hmmmm on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    seriously, your girl is sleeping around? that's not even funny. I feel bad for you now, i think you are in denial about the emotional repurcussions of this and are trying to hide your feelingz behind a humorous mask, aka "KAMEN" in japanese. but in reality, the reality where your girlfriend is sleeping around and you are pretending to be Dean Kamen, you must come to terms with your true feelings, and stop pretending to be Dean Kamen.

    You said something about your girlfriend dying young. Do you find yourself thinking about stuff liike this for extended periods of time? Does it make you horney? Tell the truth, have you pretended your girlfriend was dead even though she was just asleep, and have you ever touched her while she slept, thinking "oh boy, she would be so much hotter if only she was dead".

    why hide your true feelings? instead of posting things like this, why don't you come out and say it, right hear on saslhdot:

    "Hello, my name is sewagemaster, and I am a necrophiliac".

  18. Re:I've heard this before... on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    Be honest, you didnt really "Just remmember" in the middle of your posting, did you. You actually just thought that would sound good. well, it doesn't, because people dont write the way they speak, it indicates a careless writing style.

    Oh hold on, the phone is ringing, let me answer that. ........

    .........

    Yeah, still on the phone.......okay, now I'm off the phone,. Oh wait, just remembered something, damn, I forgot it again, can you wait while I try to remember it again? Thanks!!!!!!

    .....

    ya Know, I am sorry, but i cannot remember what i had to say, i will have to tell you later after i take my japanese nap, IT IS NOT THE LATEST CRAZE BABY.

  19. Re:So university life cancels itself out? on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    you mispelt life-sexpectancy, and yes, yours is in the negative ledger as a result of the mind-scarring experiences youv'e had of your rejection from such late night parties at university, not to mention the vaginas of the female attendants of said parties.

    just turn gay, man, itz easier for people like you. for yuor sake, I DAMN WELL HOPE SO!

  20. Re:Humor - all-night coding sessions are healthy? on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    Seth,

    Ever since I met him at TGI Dracula's Gaybar & Grill, I have been sleeping with Michael Sims, so please, on his behalf....STOP messing with my MAN. I MEAN it. Just where do you think you get off? I know....the BUS STOP. HAHhaHAhaH, that was such a humorous remark for these trying times.

    But really, you know what he does when he reads your posts and your sig? he cries, then he beatz on me. I call him the "Rough Rider" because of this. BUT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE for his many counts of DOMESTIC VIOLENCE against me and our other "ring" of "friends" aka "FAGS".

    Please start picking on Timmah instead, who is unfamiliar with proper story posting procedures.

    Thanks, Mikey, I, and our manlove counselor thank you. DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO.

  21. Re:What have I become? on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    You sure did do it wrong, I realized this when you said to wait, so i said to myself okay i will wait. I will remember the day you did it wrong for many days to come, maybe I won't even forget it, that was such a magical moment, I will try my hardest to live my life around the lessons learned here.

    My grandkids will know of this story, please know that.

  22. Re:If you have kids on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    but something meant to be funny, but isn't, is moderated -1 offtopic/troll/flamebait/overrated. be careful what you ask for.

  23. Re:Scientists understand logic on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    11-12h every night? 20h record? You need to take some Ginsana or something, because you are a freak. Damn hibernating bears, go lickfight a daddy.

  24. Re:Repeat after me... on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    see? itz fun, easy, and spiritually fulfiling.

  25. Re:Repeat after me... on Sleep Less, Live Longer · · Score: -1

    it is not bad form to reply to your own post!!!!!! what else are you supposed to do, slashdopt dosnt let you edit your posts, so fuck them. do it as much as you can, i do.