I have always found any flavor of *NIX unbearable, so how is this new? You guys made a typo, right?
UNIX is:
[ ] The World's first Computer Virus! [ ] The Hackers' Pornography! [ ] The Un-Operating System! [ ] Deficient by Design! [ ] The only OS(e, as to poume etsi), having a "Haters Discussion Group"
- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are. - Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for. - Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope. - If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father. - Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say. - As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time. - Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality. - Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro. - Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder. - Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib. - Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you... - Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs. - Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass. - Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also. - Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you. - Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer. - If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good. - Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones. - Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf) - Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts. - Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else. - Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum. - Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer. - Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference. - Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin'). - Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co -workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals in the jury. - Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your sorry ass stupid lives. - Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot their ass. - Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier. - Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything about (what's to understand?) - Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time... - Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder, early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that. At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful: a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats. Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin' to the joint. - Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks consistently rising while it falls for the others. - Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over again. - Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account. - Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to neglect your kids. - Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is murder.
- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are.
- Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for.
- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
- If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father.
- Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say.
- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time.
- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
- Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.
- Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib.
- Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you...
- Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.
- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
- Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also.
- Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you.
- Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.
- If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
- Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
- Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf) - Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
- Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
- Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.
- Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer.
- Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
- Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin').
- Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co
-workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals in the jury.
- Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your sorry ass stupid lives.
- Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot their ass.
- Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier.
- Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything about (what's to understand?)
- Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time...
- Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder, early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that. At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful: a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats. Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin' to the joint.
- Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks consistently rising while it falls for the others.
- Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over again.
- Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account.
- Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to neglect your kids.
- Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is murder.
I heard that Doom III, like many of the new games out there these days, have great graphics but terrible gameplay. Isn't gameplay the most important aspect of any game? If so, Doom III must suck ass. Instead let's wait for WarCraft 3.
Alright I was reading a couple stories and I just decided to share this little story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL. I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you are.
When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said "what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and started laughing and man was she pissed.
To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell.
When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house" and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out the project with her.
I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I thought about that the whole time.
The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her, just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass.
At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like, "We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?" and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but I restrained and continued the charade.
It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway.
As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh?
As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went into a french kiss in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL.
We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant (damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew.
I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew. Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt and we started kissing. So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before."
I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom, but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in, then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue.
She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7 incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud, but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep.
I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I laid down next to her and dozed off.
I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was "Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming NNLR 4 Life" LOL.
I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home.
When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have I'd have dropped his ass with my.45 as soon as he stepped foot on my property.
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I have always found any flavor of *NIX unbearable, so how is this new? You guys made a typo, right?
UNIX is:
[ ] The World's first Computer Virus!
[ ] The Hackers' Pornography!
[ ] The Un-Operating System!
[ ] Deficient by Design!
[ ] The only OS(e, as to poume etsi), having a "Haters Discussion Group"
We've all had a cold frosty piss, so try a cold frosty shit!
So when are you going to release your code for automated posting here on Slashdot?
Try this corrected link
- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are.
- Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for.
- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
- If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father.
- Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say.
- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time.
- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
- Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.
- Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib.
- Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you...
- Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.
- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
- Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also.
- Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you.
- Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.
- If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
- Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
- Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf)
- Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
- Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
- Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.
- Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer.
- Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
- Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin').
- Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co
-workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals in the jury.
- Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your sorry ass stupid lives.
- Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot their ass.
- Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier.
- Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything about (what's to understand?)
- Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time...
- Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder, early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that. At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful: a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats. Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin' to the joint.
- Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks consistently rising while it falls for the others.
- Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over again.
- Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account.
- Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to neglect your kids.
- Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is murder.
As if any of the cock strokers on /. are going to need to know how to perform cunniligus.
As I recall, Sweden was pictured as a Penis on the Euro. And one more thing, try not to be taken in by any fraudulent Euro coins.
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- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are.
- Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for.
- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
- If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father.
- Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say.
- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time.
- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
- Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.
- Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib.
- Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you...
- Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.
- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
- Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also.
- Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you.
- Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.
- If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
- Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
- Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf)
- Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
- Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
- Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.
- Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer.
- Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
- Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin').
- Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co
-workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals in the jury.
- Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your sorry ass stupid lives.
- Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot their ass.
- Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier.
- Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything about (what's to understand?)
- Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time...
- Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder, early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that. At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful: a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats. Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin' to the joint.
- Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks consistently rising while it falls for the others.
- Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over again.
- Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account.
- Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to neglect your kids.
- Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is murder.
Your point? What were we talking about again....
Okay, but can you tell me what flavor?
I heard that Doom III, like many of the new games out there these days, have great graphics but terrible gameplay. Isn't gameplay the most important aspect of any game? If so, Doom III must suck ass. Instead let's wait for WarCraft 3.
Q. What's better than sex with a mare?
A. NOTHING!
Damn straight. You'd better not. After all, we make up the majority.
...what cpu does it run? Intel or AMD?
Really? I just glance at my watch.
Don't you ever feel like expressing yourself in more than 51 characters?
If I'm not mistaken there's only one universe.
Do you really take it up the ass from CmdrTaco? Really?
Bullshit. Explain to me how the Universe is the "Largest Computer".
Hoch soll sie leben! (Long may she live)
Hoch soll sie leben!
Dreimal hoch! (Three cheers)
An even 13372 OS is ANUX.
Anux -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!
Suicide?
Alright I was reading a couple stories and I just decided to share this little story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL. I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you are.
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When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said "what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and started laughing and man was she pissed.
To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell.
When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house" and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out the project with her.
I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I thought about that the whole time.
The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her, just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass.
At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like, "We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?" and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but I restrained and continued the charade.
It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway.
As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh?
As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went into a french kiss in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL.
We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant (damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew.
I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew. Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt and we started kissing. So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before."
I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom, but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in, then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue.
She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7 incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud, but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep.
I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I laid down next to her and dozed off.
I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was "Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming NNLR 4 Life" LOL.
I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home.
When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have I'd have dropped his ass with my