To resolve the constitutional crisis, the two go to town hall. According to the town charter, as town constable, Wiggum gets a pig every month, as well, as "two comely lasses of virtue true". Quimby takes a closer look, "Hey, how many broads do I get?" The two fight over the charter as the monorail zips past. One technician suggests cutting the power, but alas, the monorail is solar-powered. ("Solar power. When will people learn?") But miracle of miracles, Springfield suffers a solar eclipse! The train grinds to a halt, and all celebrate. The eclipse ends, and the train speeds off again. Lyle Lanley's nonstop flight to Tahiti is interrupted by a brief stop in North Haverbrook. Once the plane touches down, the townsfolk storm the plane and repay Lanley for his work.
Homer: Are we gonna die, son? Bart: Yeah, but at least we're going to take a lot of innocent people.
In case you didn't get the joke, solar power has yet to prove itself as an in-any-way viable source of energy for transportation.
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The Bible, God's Word, proves God exists. The existence of the universe demands the existence of a Creator, as something cannot come from nothing. The evidence of God's wonderous creation is everywhere we look. To question God's perfect benevolence is foolish, for the infinite wisdom of God is unknowable to our finite minds. But the anti-Christian followers of Satan, or Atheists, would arrogantly presume to know more about the universe than its creator, God. Instead, they worship the dangerous amoral doctrine of Secular Humanism, and replace God with a myth they call "Evolution".
Evolutionism is absurd. Evolutionists say life just happened by random chance, and theprobability of that is 10^950,000; which means it is impossible. The amount of order and complexity in living things today requires intelligent design, because things only go from better to worse. Evolution violates Newton's second law of thermodynamics. Entropy can never reduce in nature. Besides, no one has ever directly observed evolution happening- all they have seen is microevolution, because species can only evolve within kinds. And if evolutionism were true, there would be transitional fossils, but the evolutionists haven't found any yet. Which is why evolutionism is based on faith just as much as any religion. It can't be proved, that's why they call it the *theory* of evolution. Yet the scientific establishment is forcing their unscientific atheist dogma into our public schools. And Evolutionism isn't even mainstream science. Einstein believed in God, and Darwin (leader of the Evolutionist religion) renounced his theories on his deathbed.
Atheists worhip this theory of evolution, which says we are all just monkeys who developed by random chance from the Big Bang; and that means they have no morality and think it's OK for them to rape and kill like animals, because there is no God to tell them not to. Stalin and Mao were atheists, by the way. And look what they did in the name of atheism. Atheists join the atheist religion becaue they are evil, and hate God. They have rejected God and continue to deny him in favor of pursuing a sinful life.
Hi guys. I have sleeping, Rip Van Winkle-ike, and have recently awoken from my slumbers.
Truth to tell I last used Netscape 3 or was it 4. Then I turned to the evil empire and used MS IE. Recently I decided to go back and see what Netscape had been up to. Of course since then Netscape got taken over and Mozilla got to be separate from Netscape and all that stuff which we know.
I ran Netscape 6.2 and also Mozilla. Boy oh boy. They are bloated and slow. Now how did a group of really very clever people come up with this? Four men and a dog (woof! - well ok, a lot more than four but you get my gist) in Norway have come up with a browser in Opera than beats the daylights out of Mozilla and/or Netscape.
So how is it that all these clever people with brains the size of a minor planet screw up?
I recall the leaked MS documents. ISTR they were called the October papers or something like that where Bill gates and his cohorts saw the open source communal development projects as a serious threat. Sleep well Bill. You have no need to worry. And yet this saddens me so. I am no definitely apologist for Bill Gates and I would love MS to have a bit of serious competition but Netscape/Mozilla isn't going to worry them much.
Like my subject says, this is not a troll but I would like to try and understand why things turned out as they did. There has got to be an explanation. Back in 1994 or thereabouts I was so pleased with Netscape 0.98 and Mosaic but it all seems to have turned sour since then.:-(
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Mozilla 1.0 has a new feature blocking pop-ups, but easier. Just press any key, wait, and viola! No Ads! No web browser either, because it just crashed, but that's besides the point....
On a side note I just got a Pentium IV 2.53 GHz with a shitload of ram and Mozilla actually runs pretty good on it. So I would recommend that as the minimum spec for that behemouth.
Can't they check one fucking link. Let's not blame the submitters, but instead the editors who are solely responsible for every mistake made on this website. Including hiring Jon Katz.
I'm sick of posting at -1 so I have decided not to troll in the hope of being modded up. You can find the great Linux Embedded book I found right here. It's by Greg Haerr and provides an introduction to the use of Linux as an embedded operating system, the benefits of Linux to embedded apps, explains the basics of graphical windowing system technologies, and provides a technical and architectural overview of Embedded Linux. Enjoy!
The potential exists to thoroughly screw up your machine -- you've been warned!
With a warning like that, do you think any Mac user would really try it? Apple users aren't intelligent enough to know how to reboot, that must be why Apple hides the Restart button. Do you think they could repair a major screw up?
Although I have never heard of Transarc, ASF, or know what OpenAFS is, I will offer my advice. It is unsuitable. angst_ridden_hipster asked for something that runs on OS X, shithead.
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You use the word "Nazi" like it's a bad word. I recall that Nazis killed Jews.
You know how Open Source projects are always delayed and half-assed.
Homer: Are we gonna die, son?
Bart: Yeah, but at least we're going to take a lot of innocent people.
In case you didn't get the joke, solar power has yet to prove itself as an in-any-way viable source of energy for transportation.
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The Bible, God's Word, proves God exists. The existence of the universe demands the existence of a Creator, as something cannot come from nothing. The evidence of God's wonderous creation is everywhere we look. To question God's perfect benevolence is foolish, for the infinite wisdom of God is unknowable to our finite minds. But the anti-Christian followers of Satan, or Atheists, would arrogantly presume to know more about the universe than its creator, God. Instead, they worship the dangerous amoral doctrine of Secular Humanism, and replace God with a myth they call "Evolution".
Evolutionism is absurd. Evolutionists say life just happened by random chance, and theprobability of that is 10^950,000; which means it is impossible. The amount of order and complexity in living things today requires intelligent design, because things only go from better to worse. Evolution violates Newton's second law of thermodynamics. Entropy can never reduce in nature. Besides, no one has ever directly observed evolution happening- all they have seen is microevolution, because species
can only evolve within kinds. And if evolutionism were true, there would be transitional fossils, but the evolutionists haven't found any yet. Which is why evolutionism is based on faith just as much as any religion. It can't be proved, that's why they call it the *theory* of evolution. Yet the scientific establishment is forcing their unscientific atheist dogma into our public schools. And Evolutionism isn't even mainstream science. Einstein believed in God, and Darwin (leader of the Evolutionist religion) renounced his theories on his deathbed.
Atheists worhip this theory of evolution, which says we are all just monkeys who developed by random chance from the Big Bang; and that means they have no morality and think it's OK for them to rape and kill like animals, because there is no God to tell them not to. Stalin and Mao were atheists, by the way. And look what they did in the name of atheism. Atheists join the atheist religion becaue they are evil, and hate God. They have rejected God and continue to deny him in favor of pursuing a sinful life.
Hi guys. I have sleeping, Rip Van Winkle-ike, and have recently awoken from my slumbers.
:-(
Truth to tell I last used Netscape 3 or was it 4. Then I turned to the evil empire and used MS IE. Recently I decided to go back and see what Netscape had been up to. Of course since then Netscape got taken over and Mozilla got to be separate from Netscape and all that stuff which we know.
I ran Netscape 6.2 and also Mozilla. Boy oh boy. They are bloated and slow. Now how did a group of really very clever people come up with this? Four men and a dog (woof! - well ok, a lot more than four but you get my gist) in Norway have come up with a browser in Opera than beats the daylights out of Mozilla and/or Netscape.
So how is it that all these clever people with brains the size of a minor planet screw up?
I recall the leaked MS documents. ISTR they were called the October papers or something like that where Bill gates and his cohorts saw the open source communal development projects as a serious threat. Sleep well Bill. You have no need to worry. And yet this saddens me so. I am no definitely apologist for Bill Gates and I would love MS to have a bit of serious competition but Netscape/Mozilla isn't going to worry them much.
Like my subject says, this is not a troll but I would like to try and understand why things turned out as they did. There has got to be an explanation. Back in 1994 or thereabouts I was so pleased with Netscape 0.98 and Mosaic but it all seems to have turned sour since then.
I REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT PORN.
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.-'`-.__ l__ || ]| ::|_/ ::| .-' .--'( ,--|_ \ .-._|=- |_ .' packard '.
I CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND MY WIFE
JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER.
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TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS
CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN
NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!
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To Microsoft: It still runs on Windows.
Mozilla 1.0 has a new feature blocking pop-ups, but easier. Just press any key, wait, and viola! No Ads! No web browser either, because it just crashed, but that's besides the point....
On a side note I just got a Pentium IV 2.53 GHz with a shitload of ram and Mozilla actually runs pretty good on it. So I would recommend that as the minimum spec for that behemouth.
Can't they check one fucking link. Let's not blame the submitters, but instead the editors who are solely responsible for every mistake made on this website. Including hiring Jon Katz.
Does that mean I should cancel my trip to Germany this summer?
Could you provide an illustration?
So fucking right.
The directions some people take.
By the way, do you remember that Jonathan Taylor Thomas (JTT) crap that was going on a few years back? It isn't still going on is it?
The original poster made a mistake. They should have posted:
Let me be the first to say: Embedded Linux is dying!
Exchange those 20's for 1's.
Posted under the wrong fucking comment.
It would make a fine dildo for the Gay Linux Community.
If your name has anything to do with Tim Allen, Home Improvement, or Tool Time, you're going on my Foes List, motherfucker!
Fine titties and a firm ass. What more do you need?
I'm sick of posting at -1 so I have decided not to troll in the hope of being modded up. You can find the great Linux Embedded book I found right here. It's by Greg Haerr and provides an introduction to the use of Linux as an embedded operating system, the benefits of Linux to embedded apps, explains the basics of graphical windowing system technologies, and provides a technical and architectural overview of Embedded Linux. Enjoy!
Update your sig, you fucking cocksmoker.
The potential exists to thoroughly screw up your machine -- you've been warned!
With a warning like that, do you think any Mac user would really try it? Apple users aren't intelligent enough to know how to reboot, that must be why Apple hides the Restart button. Do you think they could repair a major screw up?
Although I have never heard of Transarc, ASF, or know what OpenAFS is, I will offer my advice. It is unsuitable. angst_ridden_hipster asked for something that runs on OS X, shithead.