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No More Unrestricted Internet At Work

Schlemphfer writes: "You can forget about using private email or surfing the web while at work if these bozos have their way. And judging by the Reuters article, it looks like they might. Basically what they're doing is trying to scare senior management into thinking that allowing employees unrestricted use of the net will cripple a company with viruses and lawsuits."

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  1. I remember when this was news by sllort · · Score: 0

    Ahh, 1997.

    1. Re:I remember when this was news by kiatoa · · Score: 1

      Funny sense of dejavu eh? On the other hand my internet access became very unreliable for a week or two and I noticed a rather dramatic improvement in my productivity. I wasn't even aware of what a distraction the net was for me. Now that the access is back I'm pretty much saving it for home and not using it at work and my job is thriving for it. Not that I'd condone draconian methods for limiting folks using the net at work....

      Oh, by the by I'm posting from home - first time in ages :)

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    2. Re:I remember when this was news by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Change always improves productivity for the short term : i.e. You fell into the rut of a certain work pattern, and when something jarred you out of that rut (ex. Internet access forcing you to change the daily site visiting rituals) you are invigorated and over the short term see improvements in your productivity. This has been detailed in many productivity books which discuss a specific example of a company that tested which lighting was best for productivity, and they found that whether they lowered, increased, or re-established a set amount of light that productivity improved whenever change occurred. In other words : It has nothing to do with the distraction of the internet, and everything to do with you being forced to changed habits for the short term. People have had the ability to be distracted since long before the Internet came around, so this again seems like a technical solution to a people problem as others have termed it: You will NEVER get more productivity from technical solutions (apart from just the temporary improvement of change), but rather you will just move the slacking to different places. Far before the internet there were people who spent 90% of their work hours doing anything but work related activities.

  2. Already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ITs already like this at our work... "Email virus" is the reasone they give...

    1. Re:Already! by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      They do this at my company as well. They have made surfing the internet downright unreliable. I have to do a bit of research on the net a part of my job, and it has really caused major problems because there are times when the servers just refuse to let me go where I need to. They've restricted access to external email servers as well, so now I can't check home-mail for security bulletins for any of the various mailing lists I am subscribed to.

      They claim they are protecting us from email trojans and other evils, yet they force us to you microsoft outlook for a mail client! hahahahahaahahahahaha.

      Oh well, it's their loss. Too bad the folx in security think it is a bad thing to treat their fellow employees like adults. That management so readily buys into this mindset is sad too.

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    2. Re:Already! by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I work at a UNIX/Linux shop...they can't use "Email viruses" as an excuse!

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    3. Re:Already! by tcr · · Score: 1

      I'd be very surprised if this kind of ban is as widespread, or likely to be widespread as the article suggests.

      Sounds like Trend Micro and Sophos astroturfing to me, and you'd have to admit they have quite a vested interest.

      I've seen similar stories in London newspapers, based on polls surprising commissioned by Trend Micro and Sophos!

      It's a standard technique. If you want a bit of free publicity, make known the results of a "poll", "study" or "report" that shows your product in a good light. Must be a slow news day at Reuters, or perhaps they get a discount! ;-)

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  3. Yeah. by Shaman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not to mention the unbelievable time-sucking vampire that is ICQ, IRC, AIM, etc.

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    1. Re:Yeah. by xiaix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Aim and the rest have their legitimate uses too. We save hundreds of dollars in communication costs with our overseas factories, and the response time is better than with the telephone (even if they are on a call, they can still answer an IM).
      Additionally, the occasional personal use tends to reduce the number of personal phone calls coming in dramaticly, so as long as it isn't excessive, we tend to let it slide.

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    2. Re:Yeah. by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that saying that ICQ etc could interrupt your workflow qualified you as a troll.

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    3. Re:Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's strictly a MoCA! (Moderators on Crack Alert!)

      to hell with moderation, and everything is on-topic...

      but, i have *somewhat* anarchistic tendencies, i said *somewhat* anarchistic, and they do not apply to all aspects of my life or philosophy, etc.

    4. Re:Yeah. by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      I recently had a VERY positive experance with an online store that uses AIM for sales assistence to answer customer questions about product availability and features.

      Suffice to say being able to enter an AIM screen name and ask a question and get a reply a few minutes later without having to sit there on hold with the phone was DEFINTLY a positive when dealing with the company.

      It is also likely a good deal cheaper then a small time company running a complete phone query system to direct customer questions and such.

  4. Crippling. by saintlupus · · Score: 2

    trying to scare senior management into thinking that allowing employees unrestricted use of the net will cripple a company with viruses

    It will. Haven't you ever worked in IT before? Christ, what I wouldn't give to go back to the days of dumb terminals and VAXen, so I wouldn't have to deal with all of these Windows infections.

    --saint

    1. Re:Crippling. by banky · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We went the other route: 100% Mac on the desktop. Immune to the overwhelming majority of virii (about the same as Linux, I think), we can Netboot from OSX Server, and the engineers get OSX for its Unix-y goodness.

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    2. Re:Crippling. by jcr · · Score: 3, Funny

      We went the other route: 100% Mac on the desktop.

      Speaking as an Apple employee and shareholder, thank you. Tell all your friends ;-)

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Crippling. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      At my work, we're all stoked about the new Apple Remote Admin, 500 dollars for a sitelicence and it does the work of 5000-10000 dollar Windows software.

      It'll do OS 8, 9 and X.

    4. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $500 for telnet or openssh?

    5. Re:Crippling. by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      More like $500 for vnc....

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    6. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a total MORON if you think Apple Remote Desktop compares to any solution out there, free or otherwise... Apple Remote Desktop does SO MUCH MORE than just VNC can... closest is Timbuktu Pro and have you seen what it costs??

      i'd bet not, you flaming idiot.

    7. Re:Crippling. by foobarlabs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ever hear of Solaris? Immune, period.

    8. Re:Crippling. by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      I've seen more than one Solaris box rooted.

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    9. Re:Crippling. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      It may have been rooted , but was the entire company brought down and loss of productivity? If so, WHY WASNT IT FIREWALLED????

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    10. Re:Crippling. by wysoft · · Score: 1

      You have obviously never had to manage Solaris machines for a living.

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    11. Re:Crippling. by Cramer · · Score: 2

      If I had a nickle for every time I've heard some clueless fsck say that...

      fireall != impenetrable

      If there's a buffer overflow in your web server, then the firewall isn't going to do jack to prevent it. This is true of *every* service on a box. If an attacker can connect, the server can potentially be compromised. All a firewall does is limit exposure (and blind people to the shit behind the firewall.)

    12. Re:Crippling. by Ainu · · Score: 1

      Looks like we are arguing a non issue here. Yes a Solaris box can be rooted, so can a linux box, OS X and I'm sure even my old C-64 could be compromised. The idea is not to become totally impervious, because it can not be done. The idea is to deflect as much damage as possible which can be done by move #1, dump microsoft. Your odds of being squashed by a truck are much less if you don't lie down on the yellow line.

    13. Re:Crippling. by newbob · · Score: 0
      Actually, if Apple were the "dominant" platform, its virus problem would be just as bad.

      Back in 1989-1990, when Mac lead in Desktop Publishing, Mac viruses were an awful problem.

      The only reason virus writers don't concentrate on the Mac is that the viruses will spread faster on Windows. There's no magic technology on the Macintosh (face it, the machine is pretty gay) that makes it immune.

    14. Re:Crippling. by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      You were commenting on somebody suggesting Macs. I figure the way you said Sun boxen are unbreakable deserved a retort. Nothing more.

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    15. Re:Crippling. by cscx · · Score: 1

      Can someone say Windows Terminal Services?

    16. Re:Crippling. by mmusn · · Score: 1

      Probably the Solaris box was trying to be the firewall.

    17. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on, I dont understand why this is logged under YRO. This is very easy - your at work and get paid at said work to...work not to fuck around on the internet - what part of that isnt understood?

    18. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty stupid; whatever the primary OS is that is where the infections will be.

    19. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and if everybody does that then the majority of malicious code will be written for OSX and you'll be back where you started. Linux is also vulnerable to malicious code.

    20. Re:Crippling. by Cally · · Score: 2

      [Macs are ] Immune to the overwhelming majority of virii


      Myth I'm afraid. Obviously wintel viruses won't run on MacOS but there are plenty of Mac viruses out there... someone who works here (anonymous a/v co) is about to buy their n-th Ferrari from the proceeds of Mac a/v software.
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    21. Re:Crippling. by am+2k · · Score: 1
      Obviously wintel viruses won't run on MacOS but there are plenty of Mac viruses out there...

      There is currently not a single one known for Mac OS X.

    22. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well when apple or linux or whatever OS you choose to use become so wildly popular script kiddies start writing for it....

      Face it this would be a cheaper way to deal with this kind of problems.

      Not to mention we'll be saving a few IP addresses in the process (since they are running out and all)

    23. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that the poster saying Solaris is immune was wrong.

    24. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, learn the proper English plural of the word 'virus.'

      There's no need to be making up words in hopes of sounding smarter. You only end up looking silly.

    25. Re:Crippling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waaaaaah Boo Hoo Hoo....You are you complaining
      that you have a purpose for keeping you gainfully employed.

      Take your lumps, sit down, and shut up.

    26. Re:Crippling. by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      Well, while I may be a total moron, I have to admit that I do not see any argument in what you have posted that indicates what exactly you belive that 1) implies that Apple Remote Desktop does "so much more" than VNC, and 2) recomends that any non-corporate user has any need to spend $500 for it.

      If I am a flaming idiot, what does that make the person trying to flame me?

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    27. Re:Crippling. by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      If you honestly think that you're going to deploy Terminal Services to all of your desktop machines, then I want some of the crack you're smoking.

    28. Re:Crippling. by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      He said immune to the majority, not immune period. You are absolutely correct that there are lots of mac viruses out there. However, the vast majority are for windows on the intel platform.

  5. What is the problem?? by jpsowin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For goodness sakes' people--your at work. Your not getting paid to check your email or surf for personal pleasure. Your getting paid to work for the company. It is also the companies connection, so they should be able to make those restrictions if they so choose. I don't understand why people get so up in arms about this.

    1. Re:What is the problem?? by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Plus, the internet DOES suck up a tremendous amount of time. People are just mad because they LIKE reading slashdot on company time.

    2. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For goodness sakes' people--your at work. Your not getting paid to check your email or surf for personal pleasure.

      Yeah, and I'm at work for 16+ hours a day. Fact is I have no other time to check my email, nor to use the conveniece of web-banking and shopping. In fact without being able to do this at work my existence would be untenable.

    3. Re:What is the problem?? by MoneyT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let me tell you, I worked EUC (End User Computing, a fancy name for troubleshooter) for a rather large and well known company (who shall remain nameless) and while it is true that we were working for the company and working on company time, it was a welcome breather durring lunch and inbetween the calls ("my computer doesn't work!") to be able to sit back and cruise slashdot, or spiffo (spiffo.co.uk) or other sites to get a good laugh or catch up on the days geek news. Some days there just wasn't enough work to justify us being there (shhh, don't tell them I said that) but we had to be there, and slashdot saved us many a dull hour

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    4. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree! While they're at it, get rid of the water cooler, windows (the things you look out, not the OS), pictures people might stare at, and anything else that *might* be a distraction in the workplace. We also need to put more research into mind control, so we can prevent people from any daydreaming during working hours.

      Sheesh, if they employee's doing his/her job to satisfaction, I don't see what the problem is. If some shmuck brings down the network with a virus, or just plain isn't pulling their own weight, boot their ass then. Most jobs these days are barely tolerable as it is. Taking away the one benefit people might have will just knock down the morale a few more notches.

    5. Re:What is the problem?? by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      AMEN!

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    6. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this happened at my workplace I would quit.

    7. Re:What is the problem?? by decaying · · Score: 1

      How big would the /. effect be if people didn't read /. on company time?

      I have a feeling if people couldn't browse the web during free time, it would not be what it is today

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    8. Re:What is the problem?? by Jonny+290 · · Score: 1

      I'm getting paid to do a fucking job. If I am on salary, and I do that job, then by god, if I get projects done on time (or preferably early) and get everything else taken care of, then you're goddamn right i'm going to reload slashdot and give my brain a much-needed break from intense thinking.

      :)

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    9. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen! It really sickens me how many of my friends with years of computer experience are struggling to find work right now, while people who are working are screwing around all day. Often when layoffs happen they go by simple seniority. This often results in hard workers getting the can, while lazy people get to stay.

      IMNSHO I think that they should lay off the slackers who spend all day screwing around and keep the people who actually like their job and enjoy getting things done! I know I am a techie type and not an HR type, but can someone explain to me why companies layoff based on seniority and not knowledge/experience/work ethic?

    10. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are payed by the hour, I agree. A lot of us are not. In that case, my time is mine to spend how I want to. As long as I get the job done, they don't care what I'm up to. The longer I'm there, available to take care of problems, the better off they are. Run me off early, and its bad news for them.

    11. Re:What is the problem?? by Com2Kid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And what about those of us who have jobs that depend on knowing WTF the latest happenings in the real world are?

      It is mighty handy for somebody running tech support to know about the latest computer virii before it hits the customer base, or even the networks servers, if it is a virus that does not propagate by e-mail but rather by exploiting a server vulnerability.

    12. Re:What is the problem?? by kiatoa · · Score: 1

      a) Not all companies do layoffs the way you describe.

      b) How are you sure that you are getting the lazy ones? Sometimes its hard to tell and in some companies the existing sytems of ranking and rating folks are good enough that most employees are pretty good.

      c) Isn't old == less useful? At least in the minds of simplistic thinkers it seems to be. I know I'm bumming since I'm personally now in the "old" camp. :(

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    13. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment seems to reflect the attitude more and more that work involves no creativity and just 9 to 5 (or worse) hell. I've seen so many companies where they just don't give a damn about there employees at all. (my last job they just kept running job fairs and hiring more people, and the average person maybe worked 6 months there cause the conditions were hell)

      We spend half our life at work, you'd think management would respect the fact that we are human, but we are NOT ROBOTS!

      Management seems to think people are robots anymore, crank out the work and turn off the machines at night and there you go, any managers' dream.

    14. Re:What is the problem?? by nihilogos · · Score: 2

      You're a happy little corporate lick-spittle aren't you.

      The issue is, and at least some companies appreciate this, is that people are primarily people and not employees. They have a need to communicate outside of the office for work and social reasons, and shouldn't be denied this right. Treating them as mindless labour with no other rights from 9-5 other than to work is bad for moral and productivity. Their are other solutions to IT security problems that don't involve throwing the baby out with the bath water. Less vulnerable applications and operating systems for one.

      Anyway, I'd better get back to work.

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    15. Re:What is the problem?? by jpsowin · · Score: 1

      I agree in one sense, people are always going to be primarily people. But at work, you are being paid to do work for that company. I am not against a company giving employees time on the internet--actually I would encourage employers to do so. It is just the "me me me" attitude of America which sickens me. I am arguing against the right to use the internet freely at work. It should not be a right, but rather a privledge if the employer should chose to give it.

    16. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if you just did your job at work, you'd only have to work an 8 hour shift.

      Then, surprise surprise, you could go to real banks and do real shopping. Or do web-banking and web-shopping in the comfort of your home where you can sit in your underwear if you choose, ball your wife/girlfriend if you choose, etc.

      All, of course, because you only work an 8 hour shift and can actually have a life outside of work.

      Why don't obvious facts like this sink in on their own?

    17. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, you spin out of control at the idea of not being able to web surf from your cubicle.

      You should seek professional help for your problem, before coworkers notice your low job performance. There's probably somebody in HR who you could go talk to tomorrow morning.

    18. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A happy employee is a productive employee. I suspect corporations that cut off all personal use of the internet will discover this very very quickly.

    19. Re:What is the problem?? by jc42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I dunno about you, but on all the jobs I've had in the past few years, reading slashdot and other similar sites was highly relevant to my job. So was reading assorted tech newsgroups and exchanging email with people working on similar projects at other places.

      Yeah, some of the management types didn't like it. But there are enough of them that understand where their profits come, so I haven't actually seen much real interference.

      There was a funny case 6 or 7 years back, when a customer sent us the results of a benchmark of our product against several others. When asked why I hadn't run the benchmark myself, I pointed to a printed policy that prevented me from accessing the site that had the benchmark's source. I mentioned that I'd read about the test, but thought that if I downloaded it, I'd get into trouble for violating the policy. The policy changed real fast after that.

      Management that restrict their techies from use of the Net are dummies who are just shooting their own company in the foot.

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    20. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, but I'M leaving at 5pm then!

    21. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Perhaps if you just did your job at work, you'd only have to work an 8 hour shift.

      Dunno which sheltered workshop you are at, but try leaving 8 hours after you arrive at my work, and you won't have a job for long.

    22. Re:What is the problem?? by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      For goodness sakes' people--your at work. Your not getting paid to check your email or surf for personal pleasure. Your getting paid to work for the company. It is also the companies connection, so they should be able to make those restrictions if they so choose. I don't understand why people get so up in arms about this.



      For the first 40 hours of the week, I'm getting paid to work for the company. After that, I'm doing them a favour. Even if you subtracted all the "goof-off" time most (employed) /. readers take each week, I bet the employer is still getting way more than the 40 they've paid for.



      Reciprocity requires both sides to give. If the employer doesn't want to give something over and above the bare contracted minimum, what right have they to expect any more from the employee ? If you don't want people doing personal stuff in work time, that's fine, but don't complain when they refuse to do work stuff in their personal time.

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    23. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess your company also has a conjugal room, which is the only place you are allowed to briefly talk to your spouse during work hours, and only in case of family emergencies. And you probably have to ask your supervisor for permission before making outside calls--and naturally have to clock out before doing so. You probably also have to clock out to take a shit, which is about all such a work environment would be worth.

    24. Re:What is the problem?? by iie1195 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You fucking Troll!
      You make me sick.

      Do you really like working 8 hrs without a break? Never able to do anything personal, like checking your email for that email from your wife telling you she's gonna work late? Or reading the daily userfriendly during lunch?

      The point here is actually PRIVACY! Apparently, you don't deserve any.

      -iie1195

    25. Re:What is the problem?? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      The problem's that I'm not a fucking slave.

    26. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Then you *certainly* will not be using slashdot to gain details of what is happening in the Real World!

      Hint - remember yesterday's bull about M$ banning VNC on XP systems? Had Timothy bothered to check the post before accepting it, he'd have realised it was 100% wrong and spared us. but then slashdot wouldn't be slashdot if the "editors" bothered to check facts.

      and they expect us to PAY for this?

      *sigh*

    27. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously live in the same fantasy world occupied by most managers, a world where people used to work every second of their 8 hours every day. Well it never existed except in their deranged minds - before the net people just found other ways to take a break and communicate; and it took up at least as much time.

      What's going to happen here is that companies are going to spend a fortune trying to maintain these restrictions, employees are rightly going to work the bare minimum required by law and overall productivity is going to drop. Of course the management morons will then blame this on something else and continue the downward spiral with their particular brand of utter stupidity.

      Of course I'm lucky, I live in a sensible country where the law protects me from my employer. They can't make me work overtime and I have the same right to strike as blue collar workers.

    28. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my organisation brought this type of policy on board, that would be fine. They would have to put up with me actually going down the street to the bank and the post office to pay bills (while I'm out I'll shop for CD's I'd otherwise buy in 2 seconds on the web). They can also pay for calls to information for phone numbers I get from the online whitepages, or pay for me to go find the phone book.

      The time saved allowing GOOD employees to use the internet to do personal things that they would otherwise have to do in the real world outweighs the cost in bandwidth. There is a simple solution to the email virus problem: don't let your employees use microsoft clients and filter suspect attachments - for example, we use the ugly, but functional groupwise client. Our organisation barely noticed the email virii of the last year or so.

      It is easy to sniff out "BAD" employees who are using the internet to view porn or whatever sites by reporting on usage by user.

    29. Re:What is the problem?? by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      The problem is pretty clear. Minus lunch and the end of the workday, YOU are on your employers time. That means no browsing /., checking your private mail, etc. If your computer is put there by your employer...use it the way it was intended. Take the high road here, folks.

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    30. Re:What is the problem?? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Okay. How about if I get up in arms about the five or six grammatical/spelling errors in your four sentence post? You know what feature would get me to subscribe? The ability to mark certain users as "Can't spell" and make all their posts appear in some crayon-style font-- complete with one or two backwards letters.

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    31. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL Somebody please mod this up.

    32. Re:What is the problem?? by Skidge · · Score: 1

      I am getting paid to work for the company, but, at least to me, payment doesn't just come in the form of a paycheck. And part of that payment is the benefit of a fast internet connection. It's not the "me me me" attitude of America, it's part of a concious cost/benefit economic analysis of the decision to keep my job. Which, now that I think about it, is kind of all about "me me me". :) But that's what makes America what it is, right?

    33. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could make £100k a year in the world of furniture retailing tomorrow (it's what I did for 12 years before the Net came along). Instead, I make £35k a year or so, and work 65-70 hours a week, because I love what I do. However, if restrictions come in to the extent that I no longer love what I do, I will go back to furniture retail without a second thought.

      Incidentally, I left my last employer when a locked down "corporate desktop", "email and Internet use policy" and all the usual nonsense came in. Until then, was a hard working and dedicated employee; afterwards, I spent all my time sulking and finding technical ways around the restrictions. I was regarded up until then as one of their best and most valuable employees.

      These so called "security products" are actually nothing to do with security. A proper security policy is nothing to do with invasion of privacy and curtailment of what should be legitimate rights. If an employee isn't working hard and producing the desired results, *that* should be a disciplinary issue, regardless of cause; the hard working, productive employee who also does a little online banking or whatever should be encouraged, not penalised.

      The problem is, the kind of people who accept this type of restriction are generally the unmotivated, lack-lustre workaday sheep. Folk with no initiative, no spine, no backbone. They clock in in the morning, go through the motions for 8 or so hours, then clock out. They don't care what restrictions are put on their online use, since they aren't truly energised or intelligent enough to make use of the Internet in any event.

    34. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be happy to agree with your viewpoint, provided that my employer never asked me to work through lunch or be on the job more than 40 hours per week.

    35. Re:What is the problem?? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Some of my work is greatly helped by my ability to do online research. If they cut that off, they diminish my productivity. Admittedly, my /. posting is a grey area, but as long as I do my work, I doubt they'll complain.

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    36. Re:What is the problem?? by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      The problem's that I'm not a fucking slave.

      You're right. You're atleast getting paid to work.

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    37. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, learn the proper English plural of the word 'virus.'

      There's no need to be making up words in hopes of sounding smarter. You only end up looking silly...

    38. Re:What is the problem?? by rsfc · · Score: 1
      What?!?

      Are you saying that your /. activity does not imply intense thinking?

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    39. Re:What is the problem?? by Art+Deco · · Score: 1

      Sure I'm paid to work 40 hours and I spend plenty of time there doing recreational web surfing. On the other hand, I carry a pager and a cell phone 365x24x7 and whenever work needs me I have to drop everything and do their work on my time. If I have to work on what should be my personal time I see nothing wrong with spending time at work doing personal things. My bosses know I do this and have never given me any greif. As long as you get your work done how you schedule your time should be up to you.

    40. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have that trite little "I only get paid to work 40 hours a week" attitude, then go home and read slashdot. With that attitude, don't pretend that you have some sort of right to have your screw around time subsidized.

    41. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a feature that let us completely block out people whose entire contribution to a thread are spelling and grammer flames?

    42. Re:What is the problem?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between surfing the net for "live nude teens now!" and checking on web boards for advice from someone who may have experienced a similar problem.

    43. Re:What is the problem?? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Quoth the AC: How about a feature that let us completely block out people whose entire contribution to a thread are spelling and grammer flames?

      We already have that. You register a login, then you mark me as a foe, then you assign foes a large negative modifier, then you can ignore me all you want. BTW, you spelled "grammar" wrong. If you all want to look like morons, be my guest. But given the general attitude around here about how dumb non-techies are, I think the community should be held to some sort of standard when it comes to simple things like spelling. In programming every character counts-- there is no room for "misspelled" words. Why not have the same care when it comes to your writing? You do realize that there are numerous resources out there to help you get the spellings correct, don't you? Here's an idea: before you use English again, pick up a dictionary and RTFM.

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    44. Re:What is the problem?? by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      If you have that trite little "I only get paid to work 40 hours a week" attitude, then go home and read slashdot. With that attitude, don't pretend that you have some sort of right to have your screw around time subsidized.



      Read what I wrote again.

      I work considerably more than I am contracted to do, because my employer gives me more than they are contracted to do. It's reciprocity. They scratch my back, I scratch theirs - it's cheaper than paying me hourly and the IRS don't take a third of it from us.

      If one party to an agreement stops giving more than the minimum allowed under the agreement, why do you feel it so unreasonable for the other party to do the same ? I wasn't saying "I only get paid to work 40 hours a week" - I was saying "that although I only get paid to work 40 hours a week, I give more because I get more than just the money from my job - if the situation changes so that all I get is the money, then all I will give is what I'm paid for." I hope you understand the distinction I'm trying to make.

      I also find it very scary that you think that it is reasonable for an employer to expect their employees to work any number of hours necessary, effectively getting the employees' time for free, but not for the employees to use *some* of those additional hours for personal activities whilst in the office.

      I've managed software teams in the past, and have managed to keep them happy and motivated through incredibly long work weeks for months at a time. The secret ? Remembering that happy people work harder, recognising that they have given me more than they are required to do, returningt he favour by giving them more than I am required to do, and making the connection between the two explicit to both the team members and higher management.

      FWIW, no-one subsidises my screw-around time. I work from home and pay for my own bandwidth - it's cheaper than the commute to the office and I get a faster connection, there's only me streaming audio and downloading pr0n to my desktop ;-)
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  6. It will hurt them by L-Wave · · Score: 1

    Sorry,but in my opinion, if they don't allow developers access to the extranal web, they will definatly be hurting themselves. Developing a different style of work, I believe a person can not jsut sit down a develop code for eight hours straight w/out a break. Usually it takes time to get away from the code and "take a breather" and going back to the code to figure out what is wrong. Really, a "breather" would most likly reading your favorite new site or something (slashdot?), if you restrict access, you will have a bunch of annoyed developers roaming the building in search of the elusive "full coffee pot" . heh, okay, off my rant/troll/whatever you want to call it =)

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    1. Re:It will hurt them by gregfortune · · Score: 2

      Or perhaps 144 round automatic rubber powered weaponry. Wonder what kind of law they'll have to pass to outlaw that?

    2. Re:It will hurt them by neuroticia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear sir,

      Please speak to my employer.

      ::wanders off to look for the coffee pot::

      -Sara

      [slashdot for mental health!]

    3. Re:It will hurt them by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      I'm sure that in most cases if a business case can be made for it, it will pass. Some people do web research, some people relax by doing a little web browsing, etc. But there's no doubt that the internet has been the goof-off's best friend - and that a clampdown would result in a net productivity gain.

    4. Re:It will hurt them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but the word "Extranal" just sounds -wrong-, a la goatse.

    5. Re:It will hurt them by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      If I unplug the ethernet cable from the back of my computer I'm automatically 50% less productive.

      Part of the geek's brain resides on the internet. How many times a day do you find yourself up on the 'net doing research related to some project you're working on?

      I agree that people who do not use the 'net for research should be cut off. But then, I think that in general.

      -Sara

    6. Re:It will hurt them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think that a productivity gain is an automatic given? You don't think for a second that people will just find something else to waste their time on? People will always goof off a certain percentage of the day, it's just convenient that the Internet is there to blame.

      Gasp! You might actually find people socializing more often!

    7. Re:It will hurt them by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      Not to mention being able to search Deja or Google for the solution to a coding problem (although Symantic Proxy Filter by default blocks Groups.Google.Com/www.deja.com and even one of the Samba mirrors).. Fine. I'd shell to one of my external boxes (which I HAVE to be able to do), fire up Konqueror and Poof. I have web.

    8. Re:It will hurt them by xtremex · · Score: 2

      From my vast experience, The IT dept is immune to al these rules. Everyone MUST run WIn98 with Siebel and Lotus Notes EXCEPT the IT dept. They can run what they want....but if the lead developer brings down the network (we ALWAYS know who did it), he is no longer the lead developer. Thats why people in sales if they are laid off, they can hang around for a while...in IT, they walk you out the door no less than 3 seconds after you're handed the manila envelope. They SHIP your stuff to you.(I have seen this plenty of times..including yours truly). Although your buddies in the dept will "keep" your email address for you, and ship u a free laptop along with your desk supplies. :)

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    9. Re:It will hurt them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making up the actual figures, but the ratio is OK, the UK loses an estimates 100 Million per year in Internet access. The UK makes 5Billion a year in unpaid overtime.
      Pick one.

    10. Re:It will hurt them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's the point? offices dont have little kitten to aim such a thing on.

  7. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are at work you don't need to be emailing jokes and reading Slashdot, which is why I am posting anonymously

  8. They're right. by Elentar · · Score: 1

    Can't argue with what they're saying - security increases as you restrict access. If they don't have a problem keeping employees happy, who's to care?

    (sarcasm)
    For that matter, why bring the Internet to an employee's desk at all? Why not go back to a 1980's-era environment with a legacy communications package and a clunky internet email gateway? What good is this whole 'internet thing', anyway?
    (end sarcasm)

    -Elentar

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    1. Re:They're right. by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      Why not go back to a 1980's-era environment with a legacy communications package and a clunky internet email gateway?
      Such luxury! Back in the 1980s the only people with email (well, where I worked) were managers (they had PROFS). In the early 1980s we wrote our code on paper and the data entry clerks typed it onto the punch cards; later they typed it onto magnetic media -- big improvement!

      By 1982 we had terminals of our own (I guess they paid for them by cutting the data entry staff), but they were up at the front of the room and we had to wait to use them -- often we fought over them. While we waited we revised our code by editing the printouts with red/blue double-ended pencils: red for deletes, blue for adds. I still have one of those pencils as a souvineer, and some punch cards and green striped paper printouts -- remember those? This was back in the sea-of-desks days, well before cubicals. We didn't need cubicals because we were coding on paper and the only phone calls were work related (on the shared phone, mind you - one per every 5-6 workers).

      If you had email and any sort of communications package in the 1980s, you were lucky! Ahhh, the good old days.

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  9. GOOD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How wonderful! It's good to know that USA economic & technological superiority is going downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... It's nice to see them sabotage themselves like that. The rest of the world will be happy. THANKS!!! :)

    1. Re:GOOD! by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      hmm...if you had read the article, you would have known that every company mentioned in it (the ones selling the software and the ones buying it) are all located in Europe.

  10. employee satisfaction by doubtless · · Score: 1

    When the current economy is pretty much the employer's market, the big guys can always impose more restrictions and come up with just about any logics behind it, to squeeze out every ounce of 'productivity' and to cut cost.

    Sooner or later it will be the employee's market again, and lets see what the turnover rate is for a company that impose this rule. I also doubt that by not allowing employees to have some breaks using emails and web privately, productivity increases.

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    1. Re:employee satisfaction by PopeAlien · · Score: 2

      When the current economy is pretty much the employer's market, the big guys can always impose more restrictions and come up with just about any logics behind it, to squeeze out every ounce of 'productivity' and to cut cost.


      Boy.. Tell me about it.

    2. Re:employee satisfaction by KatieL · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, high technical employee turn-over doesn't worry most companies - after all, all software engineers are exactly the same, they're all just interchangeable bodies-at-desks anyway...

      It bothers the software engineers there. It bothers the managers who have to cope with teams that are constantly shifting under them. It doesn't bother the people who instigate the dumbness and it doesn't bother the IT director in his/her ivory tower.

    3. Re:employee satisfaction by doubtless · · Score: 1

      all software engineers are exactly the same, they're all just interchangeable bodies-at-desks anyway...

      I wouldn't agree on that. :)

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  11. It's about control... by Magus311X · · Score: 5, Informative

    At work we have somewhat of an answer to viruses. 20 file extensions including exe, pif, scr, com, bat, vbs, vbe, and others are filtered at the server into a "Quarantine" folder and reports are generated every few hours on it and piped to a line printer for our review. We deal with them from there by either giving them to the employee, or by responding to who sent it with an automagically generated email.

    Additionally, all mail is screened against the server's pattern file, which tries to update itself hourly. If sometimes passes through mail, it'll be found if on a server, and the client software, which updates its pattern file upon logon, will find things as they're opened.

    All with unnoticable performance difference. We haven't had a virus infection in a LONG time now.

    Worms like Nimda are a bit more annoying, but we take things like this seriously, and by doing so, avoided Nimda and others completely.

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    As for net access, we do run reports on the proxy logs occasionally. Employees understand that they have little privacy in the workplace and that if we see them goofing off (except for after hours or at lunch), they do get an email regarding it. But we haven't had to do that in years. They more or less behave, because we trust them and they trust us.

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    1. Re:It's about control... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Why do you print it out? Why not just send them to a folder in your mail account? Do you have something against trees?

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    2. Re:It's about control... by Magus311X · · Score: 1

      It was an idea, emailing it, or putting it in a folder in an exchange store, but sometimes you'd forget about it.

      But when you hear a printer print a line (and not page feed either, just print one line and thats it) occasionally you go "Oh ya, printer" and head over there to see what's on it.

      We also ship a lot of other information to it too, like sporking disks, low disk space, high memory consumption, high CPU use, etc. And with paper, we at least always have a hard copy.

      We only go through 500 or so pages a year anyways

    3. Re:It's about control... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Logs outputted to a line printer cannot be altered by a clever program/hacker. This is actually a pretty standard trick, and I believe it's required for any B or A level of Orange Book certification. But I could be wrong on that last bit.

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    4. Re:It's about control... by richieb · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you want better control over emailed viruses why do you still use Outlook or Windows? Give everyone a Linux desktop and no root password.

      In my office, where we develop in Java, the local proxy server blocks site like www.junit.org or Google (usenet) groups. I guess they want to make sure that the programmers don't cheat and use already prepared answers... :-)

      There are so many ways around this - I'll just take my laptop to the part and jack-in the open wireless network that's running there...

      Or better yet, I'll go to the bathroom and bring a book.

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    5. Re:It's about control... by smnolde · · Score: 5, Informative

      And I have control without having to be in the IT department. This is where OpenSSH shines for me. I can set up port forwarding and proxy off my home machine with a cable connection and IT can't see shit for what I'm doing. It all looks like a bunch of telnet and ftp to them, all to one place. So if they are actually monitoring usage by port I'm coming up extremely low on the usage.

      At home I use junkbuster and watch all the unlogged internet there is without ads, too. OpenSSH also gives me access to nntp, smtp, and pop over a secured connection between my office and home.

      So before you go off yelling about office proxies and you have dsl or cable connections at home, set something like this up and go the distance.

    6. Re:It's about control... by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Going to "google" to cheat? Um usenet exists for the sole reason of promoting discussions.

      Wierd...

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    7. Re:It's about control... by saridder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With Cisco's CallManger out now for a while, you better get used to MORE Windows 2000/IIS boxes running your most critical business needs. Their flagship VoIP mahine runs off of Windows, and it's my job to sell your executive one.

      Plus the phones listen off of port 80, so watch out for DDOS attacks on those as well.

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    8. Re:It's about control... by schwatoo · · Score: 1

      Um I seem to remember that you can send a reverse-line feed to line printers. Do that then print a line of garbage a few dozen times...

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    9. Re:It's about control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Going to "google" to cheat?

      I was joking. "cheat" in the sense of looking up answers, instead of figuring it out yourself.

      Naturally, at work we are suppose to share knowledge, not reinvent it.

    10. Re:It's about control... by Magus311X · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd really like to run Sun Rays with Solaris with some OpenBSD up front providing protection.

      But the cost of moving to Sun hardware (no Solaris on x86 please), getting Solaris versions of apps we run or rolling our own, staff retraining, etc... we simply can't afford it. What do you do when your desktop users need to access the accounting package client? CRM package? Etc. We tried Wine and such, but with little success. We've tried piloting 2 Linux desktops as well, with the most technically inclined users we had, but they weren't productive.

      It's not like we moved to windows anyways, it was there when I got there. If VMS or AIX was there, I wouldn't of touched it, trust me. But it was a small place running Small Business Server 4.0 on NT4 and management had little interest on migrating things to a new platform.

      Trust me, we woulnd't replace our accounting package and EDI solution with plain old anything (we're running MAS200 and QualEDI), we need that bulletproof support in case things ever do go awry.

      We've automated much of the Win maintenance with a lot of custom scripts and simple AT jobs. It's not very difficult truthfully to run a pretty secure shop. I've run Linux for years and Solaris in more recent times, with a bit of AIX, and I found the time invested in all to be roughly the same. Just keep up on the lists and news and use common sense and practices.

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    11. Re:It's about control... by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      yeah half the job of a worm is to not be noticed untill your ready, if your worm was going to try and packet microsoft.com on july 4th youd tend to get noticed if you start ejecting the cd-rom and adding random txt files to the desktop saying "0wned" and as such would probably be noticed/cleaned a lot sooner than if you just sat quietly emailing yourself to eleetdood@aol.com and then finally doing your destructive tactics all at once on july 4th.

    12. Re:It's about control... by Maserati · · Score: 2

      You might as well just email the site admin and announce that you're attacking his/her system. It'll obscure the details, but will alert the admins.

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    13. Re:It's about control... by dcocos · · Score: 1

      That works until they one of several things.
      1) Setup a firewall rule to drop encrypted packets.
      2) Block access from the router to your home machine
      3) Install VNC, pcanwhere, a key logger or some other software to watch what you are doing.

    14. Re:It's about control... by gregorio · · Score: 1

      If you want better control over emailed viruses why do you still use Outlook or Windows? Give everyone a Linux desktop and no root password.

      Same as Windows 2000 "with no Admin password".

    15. Re:It's about control... by Tack · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Some choice quotes:

      • The biggest developments are around email prevention, experts say. Elaborate content filtering software, which can run upwards of $30,000 to install, can block all but the tamest incoming emails, and most attachments, said Trend Micro's Genes.

      Funny, I did it with $0, plus about a few hours of my time.

      • The security officer said employees are gradually adjusting to the strict policy. It has already scored points with management though, he said, as no virus or worm has infiltrated the firm's defenses during the past three years.

      We haven't either since I installed the virus scanner on the mail server (again, a $0 price tag, plus an hour of time).

      I think the whole premise of the article is to find non-"worker efficiency" justifications for imposing nazi-like restrictions on Internet usage at work. The technical/security rationale is flawed, and preventing workers from spending personal time on the web or email is only likely to make them miserable, not more productive.

      Jason.

    16. Re:It's about control... by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I mamaged an IT dept once where previously they scanned thru proxy logs, and email logs. I got SO pissed about that, I put a stop to it. While they were spying, the important shit never got done. It wasn't IT's job to be the company snoops. If they want that, change the company name to IGNOC and hire security to walk around to "check " on people. Thats micromanagement for ya!

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    17. Re:It's about control... by ungulation · · Score: 1

      Isn't it up to the company you work for what you can and can't do on company time?

    18. Re:It's about control... by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have worked several places where that is a fireable offense. The caught a couple of guys at it, and they got fired. Right there in the policy manual.

    19. Re:It's about control... by fferreres · · Score: 2

      We use something similar to your setup, with Trend Interscan Viruswall Linux Edition. The only problem we found was that there's no support for senmail 8.12, or slackware or SSL support.

      Anyway, we figured out a setup that actually works with sendmail 8.12, SSL, etc (i don't recomend the product, there's NO support) and block about 10 viruses a day. It filters http, https, smtps, spop and sftp. :)

      Federico

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    20. Re:It's about control... by grazzy · · Score: 1

      It's about control... (Score:5)
      by Magus311X on Monday March 18, @08:59PM (#3184531)

      Who is watching the watchers?

    21. Re:It's about control... by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      What about no outlook?

    22. Re:It's about control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(no Solaris on x86 please)" With the latest version, I don't think you'll find that to be a problem ;)

    23. Re:It's about control... by Cally · · Score: 2

      At work we have somewhat of an answer to viruses. 20 file extensions including exe, pif, scr, com, bat, vbs, vbe, and others are filtered at the server into a "Quarantine" folder


      Disclaimer - I work for A.N. well-known a/v company.

      How do you handle worms in Javascript? Do you quarantine HTML email too? (Not that this would be a bad idea, IMHO - but I'd never get another mail from the PHBs again...)
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    24. Re:It's about control... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      you do something that 99.997% of the companies either dont do or cant do... Actually do the JOB of IS/IT! It takes little effort to keep the virii scanners updated (at login is kinda shakey,, I auto-update at night even if they are logged in... salespeople almost never log-off even with threats of firing... they know that management will not fire a money making sales-person just because they piss off the computer weenies.. remember that... it dont matter what rules you set for the computers, management will ignore them for employees that actually make money.)

      Kudos to you! you are one of the few top 10% in the IT world... and I salute you!

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    25. Re:It's about control... by Christopher+Whitt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Man, if I only had mod points...

      Hey, I'm not in the corporate world right now, but what you say rings true to me. I know the company that cuts off my email and web access is losing an employee.

      It was all over the LOC post the other day: productivity isn't measured in code produced, hours at the desk or anything else like that. The internet is my encyclopedia, and if I don't have that not only and I unhappy, but I'm less productive.

      So yeah, Right on. I agree.

      Christopher

    26. Re:It's about control... by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      Well we do have an old line printer sitting around here doing nothing...sounds like a good idea (for any kind of alert/report: firewall, etc.). Thanks!

    27. Re:It's about control... by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      As long as it's patched, Outlook is fairly safe. Now if there were only an "official" way to turn off HTML e-mail, then I'd be happy with Outlook.

      Some days, I really would like to switch all users over to Pine, though. :-)

    28. Re:It's about control... by hendridm · · Score: 2

      > Some days, I really would like to switch all users over to Pine, though.

      LOL. Being one of the few that have actually worked at the university Help Desk long enough, I remember when we switched from Pine to Eudora/POP access. We had some people that liked Pine and didn't want no damn GUI cluttering up their desktop.

      These are the same users that cry when they lose a desktop shortcut and can't get their work done until the "problem" is resolved. I suppose that is one nice thing about Pine - there is very little for them to screw up and it always looks the same (although Outlook Web Access is basically providing the same functionality now, even though it took a long time to mature).

    29. Re:It's about control... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Generally, what you do is set up a dedicated loghost, which will accept NO network connections other than incoming syslogs from specific machines. Then, you jigger with your printing software so that only syslog can actually touch it. Then, you put a crazy wicked 24 character completely random password consisting of uppercase, lowercase, punctuation and numbers. (only valid with those UNIXes that pay attention to more than the first 8 characters) and you're pretty good. And I'm sure if you look hard enough, you can find ways to disable reverse line feed in hardware or software. Most importantly, though, if you have enough logs going through, anyway, then you're pretty much guarenteed NOT to erase the line in question by inserting a 'rlf' into the stream.

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    30. Re:It's about control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny:
      In your world IT gets to be clueless dupes and
      clowns for the users that want to talk with their buddies on line and trade viruses, and yet
      never really have a clue as to what is going on till it is too late.

      Damn straight I check the emaillogs: every day.
      And when the occaion demands I check the proxy
      logs too.

      A lot less trouble that way, and the users get
      to keep their open inet access because the bad
      apples are tossed, and educated rules are written.

      So go spout your nonsense at someone who believes that the "evil IT" group gets a kick
      out of spying: it is job security in this age
      of dimwits just smart enough to point and click.

    31. Re:It's about control... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      And risk getting fired? Yeah. Great advice.

      If the office policy is not to use the computers for personal use, then you should damn well follow it.

    32. Re:It's about control... by laserjet · · Score: 2

      you don't work at the university of idaho, do you? and now i will type this worthless junk to passify the lameness filter.....

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    33. Re:It's about control... by KshGoddess · · Score: 1

      Where I work now, we have the logging, but no one checks the logs unless someone is severely screwing off.

      I've worked at places where the logs were checked quarterly, or on a user-by-user basis. This kind of checking was used to add blocks to the proxy server, as well as to give warnings to users.

      On the other end of the spectrum, I've worked at one site where a sysadmin was running a pr0n site on the company dime. (Server hosted at the company's site, static IP and internet access provided by the company.)

      In all of my history in IT, no one has questioned my use of the internet. Even when I was a consultant. If they ever do, I have an answer for them. Sometimes problems get solved by not thinking about them. I come up with really interesting and useful solutions to problems when I background the problem.

      Of course, I have always gotten my work done, and don't let my surfing take precedence to my real work.

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      It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It's a lot wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.
    34. Re:It's about control... by Magus311X · · Score: 1

      Actually we only tell people to go to places that might get us whacked with a lawsuit (hate sites, porn sites, etc) or anything the suits deem "unprofessional".

      The logs are reported on ONLY when some manager asks us if someone is sitting there wasting time.

      We've done it... 20 times ever in 3 years?

      I AM the IT manager and guess who I answer to? Ya. The CIO.

      -----

    35. Re:It's about control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever consider that maybe 8:59pm for you is earlier in other parts of the world?

  12. Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    The studies show people with internet access at work waste 2 hours per day on it.

    So the internet lowers productivity by 25% just by connecting to it. Anyone with any brains at all would pull the plug.

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    - Adam L. Beberg - The Cosm Project - http://www.mithral.com/
    1. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But studies also show that it increases productivity by up to 50% for a net gain of 25%.

    2. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by quantaman · · Score: 3

      I wish they would limit it at home too so I would get some work done because I wouldn't spend so much time on /. !!

      --
      I stole this Sig
    3. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 hours? What a bunch of underachievers. I spend at least 6 hours a day on the ole intarweb. My salary is huge if you divide it by the hours I actually spend working.

    4. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by __aawsxp7741 · · Score: 1

      So, without internet access, people will spend those two hours drinking coffee, calling home, etc. Do you seriously think many people actually spend the whole 8 working hours on work?

    5. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Informative
      The studies show people with internet access at work waste 2 hours per day on it.

      So the internet lowers productivity by 25% just by connecting to it. Anyone with any brains at all would pull the plug.

      Maybe you don't remember time wasting activities in the pre-internet era. Things like: wandering the plant on epic donut quests, endless banter with your office mates, reading thick publications like Byte and PC-Week cover-to-cover, writing video game emulators, calling all of the car stereo stores in the Yellow Pages looking for the best deal on an in-dash cassette player, and countless others.

      I'm guessing that Internet usage has cut into the above activities more than into real work. In my case, I think the amount of off-topic time I spend at work has remained roughly constant over the last 15 years. (And it's been more than balanced by work I've done while at home).

    6. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad the studies don't show anything about the 15 to 24 hours I spent at work at a stretch. Or the extra 2 to 8 hours I put in at home after a full day at the office. Maybe this is fine for hourly employees, but if you're salaried, you're hired to do a job. That's why sometimes (usually even) you have to TAKE THE JOB HOME WITH YOU. It's only logical to assume that often you would need to TAKE HOME TASKS TO WORK WITH YOU if you spend all your time doing work anyway.

    7. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by legojenn · · Score: 1

      I had the unfortunate privilege of firing a secretary at work. I got tired of staying late doing the work she didn't. Not only did she goof off with her internet usage, but she was pissing everyone around her off with incesant use of greeting gard sites. She thought we all needed greeting cards. Not only are they noisy (why did they give us soundcards & speakers at work?) But everyone in the office started to get spammed. I first edited her hosts file to block them out on her, but she would just use others.

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      I make a reasonable middle-class wage by going to work and not spamming blogs with scams.
    8. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Things like: wandering the plant on epic donut quests, endless banter with your office mates, reading thick publications like Byte and PC-Week cover-to-cover, writing video game emulators, calling all of the car stereo stores in the Yellow Pages looking for the best deal on an in-dash cassette player, and countless others.

      I did most of these (minus the emulator creation, plus the cassette player but a CD player) but you forgot another passtime: Looking for the latest spot the boss doesn't check so you can have a sleep!

      Why did I do this? My boss decided that I (a computer support worker) had no right to check my email at work. Funny thing is, not much gets done in support when you aren't at the phone, and the phone is beside the computer I used to use (which I refused to use since my clown boss used to think telnet was an email program...).

      I did less work those last few months (before I transferred to another department that actually _fought_ my old bosses lies to have me) then I did in the month preceeding them.

      Moral? People need their breathers and prefer to be measured by what they produce, rather than what they don't. Just witness your experience in school -- which teacher did you dislike more? The one that said "You got 20% of the exam wrong" or the one that said "80% of your exam was correct". Welcome to the human psyche, which doesn't obey the robot psyche, all the PHBs out there! :-)

    9. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by shepd · · Score: 1

      So here's the question: Did you really fire her because of her greeting card obsession, or because she didn't do her work?

      In other words, if she sat there and looked blank during her greeting card time, would you have kept her?

      And, as your example proves, goof-offs will find something else to do other than work every single time you block them. And, worse yet, if you block everyone you guarantee at least one or two freshly disgruntled employees who now work less, or, worse yet, become shit-stirrers and keep the departmental productivity even lower than theirs.

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    10. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I couldn't care less if you used the internet at work for 60 hours a week. If you produced results, I wouldnt care if you never showed up. Work at home, I dont care. But if you don't produce results, OUT you go. Are Managers so spineless that they can't fire someone for not doing any work? Instead, they'll be passive and cut EVEVRYONE off to avoid confrontation w/ one slacker. As a rule, our UNIX admins don;t have to do shit. They're paid to be there when the shit hits the fan. They're paid to solve problems. , If problems happen ALL day, you need new admins!
      We have one network admin that just sat there and when a network problem happened, he just fixed it. No one KNEW there were problems because he was always on top of it. His 30 minutes of work for the day made 95% of the company do 8 hours of work.A good 3 days out of the week he did shit form home. DId I care? Hell no..his productivity was the same..if there was something he couldnt fix from home..he came to the job. He was paid WELL for his skill. My wife's gastrointenologist gets paid $250 for a visit (which lasts maybe 5 minutes). $250 for 5 minutes of work? Yes.you're paying for his knowledge and skill, not how much he has to break his back. We are professionals, not wage slaves/factory workers. At least we SHOULD be professionals and demanding to be treated like professionals

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      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    11. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Cederic · · Score: 2


      yep, and I typically work 2 hours unpaid overtime every day.

      If I couldn't spend 2 hours on the net, then I wouldn't work that overtime.

      Since that time on the net gives me a break from my normal work, it refreshes and revitalises me, gives my brain a rest and often provides information useful to me at work. So I'm actually more productive by spending 2 hours on the net.

      Assuming that time spent browsing the web is non-productive is very short sighted and for IT people, probably incorrect.

      ~Cederic

    12. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Gannoc · · Score: 2
      The studies show people with internet access at work waste 2 hours per day on it.


      Yeah, except those "studies" are done by companies with a vested interest in selling filtering software.

    13. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
      The studies show people with internet access at work waste 2 hours per day on it.

      Cite, please?

      Personally (as a professional programmer) I often browse tech-related sites at lunchtime. My browsing of /., MS sites, a few decent on-line rags, etc. is the main thing responsible for the level of technological knowledge I have, and on which my employer and its clients rely. For example...

      • It is responsible for virus warnings getting to our IT guys faster than the security updates to which they subscribe.
      • It is responsible for my knowing more about Visual Studio .NET than anyone else on the team before it came out, and subsequently providing informed arguments for and against the move to management.
      • It is responsible for my level of knowledge of the programming languages and techniques I use every day to write a better product.
      • And, most important of all, it's responsible for my being laid back enough after my lunch break to get stuck right back in again.

      Bet you can't beat that with any two hours of extra "productivity" per day.

      As the saying goes, if you think training is expensive, try ignorance. Think about that, and perhaps you'll reconsider your views on letting competent and professional staff surf on demand.

      --
      If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
    14. Re:Yea, dont want any WORK happening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i could also spend those two hours in, say, spitting on the ceiling or something equally productive.
      and god forbid if i actually found something addictive on the web, like discussion of programming techniques or something, then it's certainly off the real work (ie. quick kludges to "fix" bad design).

  13. Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of disabling all email why don't they just uninstall f*ckin Microsoft Outlook; the cause of ALL of the email viruses.

    1. Re:Security by SomeoneYouDontKnow · · Score: 2

      I'll go for that. And no one can argue that there aren't free alternatives. Pegasus Mail is free, and it's immune to auto-executing worms. The only kind that can still run are executables, but the way the program displays mail means the user has to try a little harder to find the file and run it. Add to that the fact that mass-mailing worms are currently written to look at Microsoft address books and not Pegasus's, and you have a pretty good solution.

      And it ain't a half-bad e-mail client.

      --
      That light you see at the end of the tunnel might be from an oncoming train.
    2. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you guys just don't get it. In a large environment (where I work we have 90k employees), it's not about the product you use. It's about support. Everyone and their dog can support Outlook. How many known, reputable places out there will support Pegasus? And what would it cost to replace Outlook and retrain 90k users?

      A hell of a lot. And good luck finding quality support (and traing your help desk staff on using the software).

  14. Not true for everyone by JoshuaDFranklin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm the guy with the passwords to the routers
    connected to the T1 lines.

    There are already a few hundred routes in the
    tables... who's going to notice everything from
    my workstation misses the filtering appliance?
    Oh that's right, it's my job to make sure no one
    *else* does this, too. ;)

    1. Re:Not true for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm the guy with the passwords to your routers connected to your T1 lines.

      Guess I'll just surf the net on your company's dime if my own won't let me.

      It's a joke. Geddit?

    2. Re:Not true for everyone by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      remind me to get in touch with you if I ever go work for the same company you do.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    3. Re:Not true for everyone by saridder · · Score: 2

      What if *you* bring in a virus? Or if someone hacks you to get to the other servers. How will you explain that to your boss?

      --
      --- RFC 1149 Compliant.
    4. Re:Not true for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We give him booze and he doesn't notice.

    5. Re:Not true for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who's going to notice everything from my workstation misses the filtering appliance? Oh that's right, it's my job to make sure no one *else* does this, too

      hehe.. same here..

      When I installed the surfing reporting at our company, I asked my boss what the reports would be used for - he told me that it was just to keep an eye out for people abusing the system.. then he said "but I'm sure you'll find a way around it" :o)

  15. what's wrong with these guys... by bje2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    what's wrong with these guys...my computer at home is way too slow to download all that porn...

    seriously though, i'd go crazy if i had to work 8 hours straight without any distractions...so, what if i shoot over to Hotmail to check my personal e-mail, or over to ESPN to check out the latest sports news, or even here to post my thoughts on the latest tech news topics...and that doesn't even count the numerous times i use the internet to look up java related things on Sun's website or trouble shoot my Websphere problems over at IBM...

    what's the point of having all that information available at our finger tips if we can't use it...

    --

    "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    1. Re:what's wrong with these guys... by krogoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the days of sneaking in some online shopping on company time, mass-emailing your pals a Flash-powered shoot-'em-up game or even downloading screensavers could be a thing of the past.

      Wow, that sounds so secure! Ohter than the fact that you're not doing the work that's probably expected of you, I don't think employees in any large company can be trusted to not find themselves a virus.

      --

      They that quote Benjamin Franklin on liberty and safety deserve neither.
    2. Re:what's wrong with these guys... by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This sort of thing is a sure-fire symptom of inept management.

      Ideally, employees should be gauged on performance items: do they do the work they're given, does their work reflect a high level of quality, does the employee both fill their job description and give that extra 10% (participating in meetings, giving a shit about the product, etc) you expect from employees, etc.

      Things like monitoring web access are on the other end of that. This is more on the level of companies that rate their employees by how many hours a week they spend at their desk or who eats lunch in the office. These things are quantifiable, but in the end are a lot less meaningful (for example, at my last job there were people who'd spend 14 hours a day at work, but who couldn't make a deadline to save their souls).

      But hey, it's tough find good managers. And even when you find them, they tend to be expensive. It's much cheaper to hire people with degrees in business from state colleges and experience bossing their dog around. I'm looking at you, Nadir.

      --
      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    3. Re:what's wrong with these guys... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Has anyone tried to surf for 8 hours a day for weeks on end when nothing is going on? I would rather be working than surfing 95% of the time. I like what I do admin wise.

    4. Re:what's wrong with these guys... by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      You worked eight hours a day before the net came along, so what is the problem. Your company is paying you to work. Those eight hours are theirs. The look at hotmail and espn is their bandwidth that they are paying for. Get a faster connections at home. God, the morals here are terrible. "Who cares if I steal from my company?" Six years ago we used calculators and a pad of paper and pencil to do our jobs. We moved to computers. All that information didn't neccesarily make us more productive. You still have to have face time with customers and deal with them. Computers are a conveinence not the do all answer to everything.

    5. Re:what's wrong with these guys... by Vegetable+Soup · · Score: 1

      That's true. I frequently go to my private mail account or read (gasp) Slashdot to have something else to think about for a minute.

      The problem, from an IT perspective, is users who don't know the difference between a diversion and potentially destructive software. We have many instances where computers have had to be rebuilt because programs downloaded conflict with office productivity software. It is unfortunate, and something you would hope could be resolved with some education. However, after seeing enough of these, I almost sympathize with people who want to completely restrict internet access for users!

  16. Bozos? Gimme a break! by jim_pearson · · Score: 1

    Lemme see.... ya' didn't pay for the connection.... You aren't doing something work related... you might (and "might" is enough) introduce threats to the corporate network... you might (and "might" is definitely enough) open your company to drastic legal liabilities....

    WHY should you get free use of the net at work? Remember, if you're "at work" you're getting paid for your time... so it ain't yours to do with as you please - it's the company's. Wanna surf porn / icq with someone pretending to be an 18yo cheerleader / look up your drug's interaction information / trade stocks / buy pez dispensers / etc? Get a computer at home, get a web connection and do it there!

    (Unless, of course, your company is in the porn / 18yo masquerading / drug research / stock trading / pez buying business, that is. : ))

  17. How much has net research saved companies? by Bartab · · Score: 1

    How much does your company benefit from researching a problem on the net? I can't even count the number of times I've hit google and found an answer while on hold with a vendor, or asked a friend on jabber and gotten a response and had a problem fixed before getting a callback "within your service contract"

    I don't know what the cost is for random secretaries emailing goatse.cx urls around, but my use of the net has always helped a company far in excess of any time wasted checking my personal email.

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
    1. Re:How much has net research saved companies? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Or the number of times a vendor gives you an outrageous price for a piece of hardware that isn't quite mainstream, but not proprietary either.

      We have already saved money bypassing vendors and going directly to the manufacturer on exotic things like embedded system components.

      Another example that is current, a company that supplied one of our large industrial machines wants $9900 for a pentium computer to run a DOS app and control some solenoids via multiport adapters. We are going to research our way out of that one if possible. This stuff happens all the time in manufacturing, vendors try to rape you on commodity hardware with their kiss of approval, when the exact same thing can be gotten directly from the manufacturers.

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    2. Re:How much has net research saved companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it's fully tested and characterized hardware, it doesn't belong in a plant connected to a large industrial machine.

      I, too, know how expensive some of that gear is. It's not 'money down a drain', it's safety. The junk hardware from your local screwdriver shop can fail 2% of the time (often the failure rate is much higher than that), but the machine that runs the drill press has to not cut off fingers 2% of the time.

      Sorry, just the way it goes. Generally people who want to 'save money' this way by cutting corners are the junior MBA types who've not spent enough time talking to the people who do the real work.

      That NEMA certified case on the plant floor is expensive, but it works.

    3. Re:How much has net research saved companies? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about buying lesser quality items, I'm talking about buying the exact same hardware, down to the model number, just from the original manufacturer, rather than from the vendor. The vendors usually whine and cry, but so far that's about it, they can't say much if we are using the approved part, just not from them.

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      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    4. Re:How much has net research saved companies? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Oh, and that $9900 pentium computer that they want to sell us? The current one that they sold us before is in a standard desktop case. We are really talking commodity there, not ruggedized in any way.

      Anyway, I understand your point, and I don't want to encourage people to put lesser hardware into diverse environments that require ruggedized to have any sort of reasonable MTBF. The trick only works if you can find the exact same or better hardware for less, which you usually can. The OEM that the vendor bought it from is usually not picky about who they sell to, and their volume is usually low enough that you can talk them into selling you small quantities.

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  18. Foolish. by neuroticia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Crippling access to anything often denies legitimate uses of things and forces the employees to come up with outrageous work-arounds if they're smart enough. If they're not, then they just bother the IT staff to death with a million questions as to why they can't do the research needed, or recieve the .exe file that they need to complete their work.

    I remember being in a school that had open internet access, then going to another school that had limited internet access and constantly being frustrated by the limitations imposed. I couldn't download the application I was working on and test it on a new machine, I couldn't go to a website talking about Middlesex county. There were a lot of legitimate things that I wished to do that I was blocked from, yet I could go to satanic websites, pro-life websites with all sorts of horrid imagery, and more.

    Most attempts at controlling content end up being failures. Bring this to the attention of those seeking to control the information you recieve and you'll get a confused look, they'll pause and say "I don't know why you couldn't access that site. You should be able to."

    I think it would be better to leave things open and dock the pay of any employee who violates "Guidelines". Let 'em hang themselves. Set up the "filters" not as filters that block the person but as flags that flag the IT staff regarding potential illegal use. The IT staff could then investiage and initiate a "three strikes" scenario. Strike one- warning, strike 2- docked pay, strike 3- no more internet access no way no how.

    -Sara

    1. Re:Foolish. by MoneyT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or they could just do what the large (but unnammed) company that I worked for did.

      There was one employee that was spending his free time downloading and accessing muchos pornos from his company terminal. He was warned once, and when he did it again. He was fired.

      Needless to say, we all purged our bookmarks after the incident. ;)

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    2. Re:Foolish. by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You can't really dock pay for behavour directly in the US, the way I understand the laws. You can always cut someone's future pay rate (or fire them), but I don't think you can go back and say, "well you only really worked 5 hours, so here is that much pay".

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    3. Re:Foolish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint : The equipment and property are not yours. You use them with the conditions given by the owners / suppliers.

      Dont like it? Tough. Not your sand pit, you cant make the rules.

    4. Re:Foolish. by egommer · · Score: 1

      You are all fools! These wise folks are not taking idea to it's full potential! The Email should not be blocked. It shouldn't be used at all! We could Issue Pens and paper and rehire the mail-room staff back to cart around iteroffice mail and Postal mail. Everyone. The best Idea of all is to remove the PC's from All Offices. No PCs No Virus. No lost productivity due to shopping and porn. Sears and Fingerhut make an excellent catalog. It's all anyone would everneed for shopping. You IT people with your fancy computers created this mess. Now we must stop the maddness!

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    5. Re:Foolish. by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Set up the "filters" not as filters that block the person but as flags that flag the IT staff regarding potential illegal use. The IT staff could then investiage and initiate a "three strikes" scenario. Strike one- warning, strike 2- docked pay, strike 3- no more internet access no way no how."

      Screw notifying the IT guys. That's an HR job. I want no part of it. Let the guys that chose "business" and drank too much in college be hated and vilified. I'd like to be able to eat lunch with the people I work with and not have them be careful about what they tell me. When they come back with 4 hand grenades and an uzi, I'd rather not be the face of the Oppressor.

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      - Dan I.
    6. Re:Foolish. by vsync64 · · Score: 1
      Where I work (retail) they've set up some defective filtering software. Not only does it slow things down horribly and just plain break half the time, they've set it up to block, among other things, all "gamer" sites.

      Which means that when a customer asked for specs on a joystick that weren't listed on the box and I went to look the information up for him, I had the answer within seconds but couldn't access it. Oh well. Best Buy got his money.

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      TO BUY A NEW CAR WOULD MAKE YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.
    7. Re:Foolish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, here we have someone who spins frantically out of control at the notion that he doesn't need to surf the web to do his job.

      Your level of sarcasm signifies your need. Talk to that HR person about 'web addiction.' They can refer you to a professional who can help.

      You don't have to wait until they fire you.

    8. Re:Foolish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is a paper virus.

      Please write out a copy of this sheet of paper for each person you know. Give each person his/her own copy."

      Works for me.

    9. Re:Foolish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay.
      You design it, implement and write the code to do the log audits and I'll do it your way.
      You also invent the three strike rule and force a workable implementation and force it down
      managements throats.
      When that is done, I'll pay you your initial
      fee and you will be kept on 24/7 alert to answer
      ANY problems,queries,concerns with your project.

      Sound good?
      Didn't think so: So shut the F*** up.

  19. Wasn't yours to begin with.... by NetJunkie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People seem to think they have a right to surf the net and send anything they want from work. Well, that's not the way it is. The computers and Internet connections are owned by the company. They don't pay people to do that stuff.

    Due to viruses and other problems I've blocked any attachment capable of carrying a virus. Yes, it's sometimes a hassle but that's the way it is now. Management has requested we monitor the type of sites people visit just to make sure there isn't a big problem. So far they haven't requested user lists or specific sites. They won't until XXX sites start getting out of hand.

    Viruses, security holes, and loss of productivity have caused these limits to be placed. Want to surf for fun, do it at home.

    1. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by gilroy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      They don't pay people to do that stuff.

      Sounds fair. Now, of course, I'll just stop doing any sort of work outside the contracted time. Inspirational idea in the shower? Too bad. Clever way to save the company money thought up during the commute? Guess someone else will have to think it up during approved times.


      This is part of the insane attitude that one's workers are one's worst enemies. Letting people do these little things is far from bad for business. It is most likely actually good as it creates an environment where people feel invested and where they have the wild concept that maybe their employer sees them as more than "production units".


      But of course that assumes there's actually value in labor, and that's anathema to the modern capitalist.

    2. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have thought most companies already have rules about web usage (only work-related sites) and use them only for those that appear to be abusing it (hmm..Joe's spent 6 hours yesterday on ebay and hotmail). Given the sexual harrassment lawsuits, the XXX sites would certainly be the first on the list to be blocked.

    3. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people don't think of ideas outside of work hours.

    4. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      This is just like previous rounds of telephone tyranny. "No use of the phones for anything but company business." Typically that drives morale into the crapper, and ends up with people finding other ways to cost the company money. Personally, if my employer starts telling me I can't do the occasional personal business on company time, I'll find another employer. Either that, or I'll work from home all the time where they can't tell what the hell I'm doing. Whoopty.

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      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
    5. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.... do they pay me for visiting the TOILET?
      Do the pay me for going out to take a cup of coffee?
      Do they pay me when I have to put in extra few hours into work here and there?
      Do they pay me double the hourly rate when I stay late in the night or am asked (kindly) to get up early in the morning to do certain urgent things?

      List goes on......

      I agree an employee can't waste his time on just about anything. But for God's sake! Can a developer have a few moments all to himself??!?! Have you ever done any coding, to start with?
      Say, i occassionally take time from work to check on www.perlmonks.com. Many a times (while I had to 'waste' company time/bandwidth on it) I found it very helpful in my day to day job. I would be able to complete work much faster than if I had to figure certain things out on my own.

      Lastly, if it would take you or any other developer (IT guy whatever) 3 times as much (or 100 times?!) to complete the same job I do, then shouldn't I be allowed to take a few moments from company's paid time and use it for my personal needs?

    6. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by dinivin · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately at my company, and probably quite a few others, many employees seem to think that "occaisional personal business" is the same as "downloading porns and mp3s". This was the entire reason I supported my employers decision to block internet access.

      Dinivin

    7. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by cyberformer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If they blocked my Internet access, I might have to get up and walk across the office to talk to my co-workers. Or go out to a bar for a long liquid lunch instead of reading /. Maybe even leave work on time and rediscover the joys of real life (or more realistically, TV). Might not be so bad.


      Seriously, "lost productivity" isn't really an IT or technology issue. ("Let's get rid of the coffee machine and water cooler. Too many people standign around when they should be working!") But it should be pretty obvious to the dumbest PHB that unrestricted Web access makes people stay in the office longer --- and unlike foosball tables or a refrigerator full of beer, it doesn't cost much. Note that I'm only referring to WEB access here: Morpheus and Kazaa can bring a network to a halt, and I wish my company would do more to block spam. (I get far more at work than at home, thanks to our Webmasters sticking prominent "mailto" links on the company site.)

    8. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by dinivin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Letting people do these little things is far from bad for business.

      Except that it can be quite bad when your client comes in, sits down at a computer, opens a folder and discovers the gigs of porn and mp3s.

      Dinivin

    9. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by MikeyNg · · Score: 2

      This sounds more like a management issue, doesn't it? When are people going to take some responsibility? People have fooled around at work before there was connectivity to the internet, and even before there were computers! gasp!


      Computers and networks are tools. They should be used as such. If people are goofing off too much at work and having decreased productivity, that's management's fault and not the internet's. Hopefully some sane people will realize this before it gets out of hand.


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    10. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by JMZero · · Score: 0, Troll
      You're not really getting it. Maybe it's a good thing for your company to let you surf. But it's certainly not your right.

      And it's the company who should get to decide how you can use the Internet while they're paying you.

      At our company, we're pretty liberal - we don't care if people go look at Dilbert every morning. But when people spend their whole day playing Bingo, we fire them.

      But of course that assumes there's actually value in labor, and that's anathema to the modern capitalist.


      Who is this straw man "modern capitalist" you're talking about? Any manager worth his salt knows the value of morale - but they also know the value of getting work done.

      A good one can balance the two, and that may require monitoring, blocking, or whatever.

      .
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    11. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately at my company, and probably quite a few others, many employees seem to think that "occaisional personal business" is the same as "downloading porns and mp3s". This was the entire reason I supported my employers decision to block internet access.

      And I'm sure all employees did that too didn't they. NOT! If you supported removing internet access because a few people surfed porn or MP3s, then you are an IDIOT. There's a solution for misuse that doesn't involve cutting off the access (which is like cutting off your nose to spite your face). It's what my company does. It's called FIRE THE PEOPLE WHO MISUSE! After suitable warnings of course.

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      "There are laws that enslave men, and laws that set them free. " - Sean Connery as King Arthur

    12. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by shayne321 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is part of the insane attitude that one's workers are one's worst enemies. Letting people do these little things is far from bad for business. It is most likely actually good as it creates an environment where people feel invested and where they have the wild concept that maybe their employer sees them as more than "production units".

      As I read the article, the point isn't "Joe smith just spent 10.3 minutes reading slashdot when he could have been working".. It has more to do with "Joe Smith just downloaded a pirated version of Photoshop to run on a company owned PC". Your doing some online shopping or checking your Hotmail (possibly) hurts your productivity, but NOT the productivity of others. Now imagine you're pulling up porn in your cube and Cindy M. Biblethumper happens to walk by... Or when you open your outlook and unleash the latest win32 virus on the network. This cost the company serious money above providing net access.

      We're reached this point at my company. As the network admin I've taken to explicitly blocking any e-mail with a .exe, .vbs, or any one of a 100 different virus-carrying file-types across. I still allow .gif's, .zip's, .doc's, etc, but scan them before delivery. If they get upset because they can't receive dancingbaby.exe from their cousin in Toronto, that's too bad.. Let them download it home their home computer and infect it.

      The same thing is happening with spam. For 5 years now our policy has been "we can't do anything about it", because we didn't want to be responsible for attemping to filter the incoming e-mail stream. It has reached the point that our CEO is receiving 15 - 30 porn spams a day and has had enough. We have to pay the costs while he's travelling in europe and dialed in to our 800 number at 28.8 downloading this shit. We're about to deploy spamassassin site-wide, and if it happens to catch someone's birthday card from his step-mother, that's too bad.

      Shayne

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    13. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by rho · · Score: 2
      This is part of the insane attitude that one's workers are one's worst enemies. Letting people do these little things is far from bad for business. It is most likely actually good as it creates an environment where people feel invested and where they have the wild concept that maybe their employer sees them as more than "production units".

      Amen, brother.

      Aside from the sociological implications, there is great value to unfiltered 'Net access on the intellectual front. Sure, some people will do nothing but surf for sports scores, or fluff in a similar vein, but in my case, it's a rare day that I don't learn something new (and useful) while poking around.

      Hell, I learn gobs from Slashdot, which is why I want it to be better.

      But of course that assumes there's actually value in labor, and that's anathema to the modern capitalist.

      Now, I was with you all the way, and right there at the end you pissed me off...

      It's a poor, poor capitalist who doesn't account for the value of labor. That's fundamental Econ 101--opportunity costs and whatnot.

      Your "modern capitalist" is what real capitalists call "paper tigers"--people who see the value of a company as a sum of its physical assets divided by share value. A lot of those captitalists are happily steering billion-dollar corporations into the ground right now.

      The other, real capitalists are hiring, training, and valuing employees; and they make up the majority of capitalists. Those other chuckleheads are just poseurs.

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    14. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by dinivin · · Score: 2

      Suitable warning was given to the entire company. I am not their fucking babysitter. I should not have to track down each perpetrator and fire them.

      They (more than one employee but less than all of them, of course) abused the privelege (not the right) of internet access at work, and so it was taken away. And if anyone at work asks why, that's what I'll tell them. And I'll let them give shit to the people who violated our policy.

      Dinivin

    15. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by bryan1945 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And if you did this in my company, we would grind to a halt in about 30 seconds. This difference between your company and mine, apparently, is the quality of your employees. We have had 1 virus outbreak in the last 4 years. And did anyone ask your CEO where he was posting his email address? No? Thought so. Of course we also don't use Outlook, so go figure.

      This is the reason we're the #2 consulting company and you have to block .exe's.

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    16. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      And who my friend is going to tell the VP that, No he CAN'T download that 22mb 3D screensaver, and no he CAN'T send that 17mb file through e-mail. And no it's NOT my responsibility to make sure you can check your stocks ALL DAY LONG at work. When management gets the exact same treatment, fine. But everytime I've seen a situation like this it comes down to the regular desk jockies getting shafted while upper management gets faster download times on their kiddieporn or whatever.

      Kintanon

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    17. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      If your firewall was configured correctly, it wouldn't be a matter of tracking them down. It would be a matter of checking the logs for obvious abuses, firing a handful of abusers, and the others would get wise and stop. All it takes is a couple high profile examples.

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    18. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by dinivin · · Score: 2

      All it takes is a couple high profile examples.

      Obviously not... People are stupid. This happened over a year ago and people were fired. Apparently people have a short term memory. So the temptation was removed. Tough shit :-)

      BTW, anyone who can show that they have a legitimate need for access is given that access.

      Dinivin

    19. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to say there's a 99.9% chance that you posted both those posts from work too. Of course the "peons" can't have 'Net access because I'm sure it didn't affect your access now did it?

    20. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by dinivin · · Score: 1


      Nice try, moron. Sitting comfortably at my desk at home at 10:15 PM.

      Dinivin

    21. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by shayne321 · · Score: 2

      This is the reason we're the #2 consulting company and you have to block .exe's.

      Dude, chill. We're the largest REAL ESTATE company in our state, but guess what, my users are REAL ESTATE agents. We give them windows and outlook and big pretty buttons, but forget about try to teach them virus security. We own the network and computers, we have the right to filter anything we like.

      And did anyone ask your CEO where he was posting his email address? No? Thought so.

      Wow, you have some anger issues. I wish I could live in your utopian world where all of your users are savvy and viruses don't exist. His e-mail address is listed as administrative contact for several of our domains. His is a CEO, he has no concept of spam-proofing, using throwaway e-mail accounts, or what have you.. Nor should he be required to.

      Shayne

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      Today I didn't even have to use my AK; I got to say it was a good day -- Icecube
    22. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      Look, I really think you're missing the most point. I think 99% of companies could care less if you browse the web a bit and check email, etc. But it can get out of control. One place I have experience at is a great example. One employee's productivity had been dropping since we allowed internet access on all terminals. Eventually we checked IP masq usage, and it turns out that she was browsing the web for hours a day...she was doing more browsing than working. Now that IS a problem. I hope you agree.

    23. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by jgerman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I was going to post with the exact same sentiments. The knife cuts both ways. Want me to work from home, uh uh, provide me with a computer and an internet connection and I'll VPN in, I'm not using my resources to further the company. And by the way, my work week ends at 40 hours, and don't call me on the weekend to come in without offering comp time. I can no longer spare my free time to work, since I can't use my downtime at work to do anything anymore.


      This "productivity loss" is a bunch of horse shit anyway. People with a strong work ethic will do the job regardless, and people without won't. You're not going to turn a bad employee into a good one by removing net access.

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      I'm the big fish in the big pond bitch.
    24. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      I think what he was saying is that the supposition of modern capitalism, that labour has intrinsic value, is so near a reductionist axiom that it might as well be untrue.

      You can see this fairly easily by observing an employees behaviour in an environment they do not like or their effort on projects they cannot choose or have a hand at choosing. The 'value' of labour is heavily dependant on that labourers social environment, so it's a dangerous thing to try and quantify (ie, so and so is costing us 6 dollars per virus spread) with little or no regard to the possible 'cost' of changing their social environment.

      What I find frightening is how many people shoot holes in those who question the underlying assumptions of our economic model by pointing out how they learned such and such in Econ 101 .. I don't know if you remember, but when you learn the basics of schools of thoughts, you tend to have to take the axioms upon which the mathematical models are built on on faith. So sure, while everyone and their mother seems to know what was in Econ 101, the question is, what assumptions were made and taken on faith in order to get through Econ 101, and are those assumptions and underlying models of human behaviour true.

      > people who see the value of a company as a sum of its physical assets divided by share value

      Are you including labour (ie people) in 'physical assets'? While I respect that 'real' capitalists understand that people are required to bring value to a company, I suggest this is only because no work can be done without people, thus physical assets minus labour is no value at all, because nothing gets done to/with those assets. However, if your 'real' capitalists are simply people who factor labour into the value equation of a company, its still a long ways of from being that simple. Salary (supposedly a share of the 'value' one generates by working) generally dictates _who_ you might work for (ie, highest bidder), but rarely do I find it corolates with how much potential labour value is realized from a given person. That is to say, someone's 'value' as realized from their labour is heavily dependant on their social surroudings (coworkers, environment, rules and policies in working environment, culture, etc) rather than their intrinsic value based on their skill or knowledge set. I think this is where alot of 'real capitalists' still get tripped up, stubbornly blaming the worker for not delivering to their full potential rather than owning up to the very scary notion that people will naturally do better or worse in various environments regardless of their ability to self-discipline.

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    25. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Most of the posts here are black and white, for and against. I need to give you credit for being more balanced. Personally I have no problem with filtering attachments, or making sure an employee isn't pulling down pirated software, or even mp3's (my stance on mp3's is complex but I will agree that a company needs to protect itself). But limiting web access to a certain group of machines or other heavy handed web access filtering, that I don't agree with. But like you said it's the other problems that are the major issues.

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    26. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by vsync64 · · Score: 1
      That's why I lock my screen.

      What kind of "client" is this, anyway, to sit down uninvited and start opening folders?

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      TO BUY A NEW CAR WOULD MAKE YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.
    27. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by dinivin · · Score: 1


      Who says that they're uninvited? I've often told a client that they can work off a particular machine. Do I open every file to make sure there's no porn anywhere on the machine? I sure as Hell shouldn't have to.

      Dinivin

    28. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Me...

      I've done it before

      You don't have to rude about it, and if the person in question is high up enough you might get bandwidth upgrades...

      Remember you can lead a boss to a decision, but you can't make him think -BOFH

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    29. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by rho · · Score: 2

      You're complicating what I hoped was a simple statement: those that don't value labor tend towards self-annhilation, while those that do tend towards greater success.

      "Physical assets" refer to the mills, tools, computers, buildings, fiber optic cable, etc. that a company owns. These have value, if only as scrap, or sold off in pieces. What I refer to, of course, are the "corporate raiders" of the 70s and 80s--_Wall Street_, Gordon Gecko, etc. Those "capitalists" that gave real capitalists such a bad name, and still do so.

      That is to say, someone's 'value' as realized from their labour is heavily dependant on their social surroudings (coworkers, environment, rules and policies in working environment, culture, etc) rather than their intrinsic value based on their skill or knowledge set.

      I would argue against that. Artisans, for example, tend to work in conditions approaching squalor (at least, most do at first), but few would deny the value of their labor. Tag "by and large" to the end of that, and I might grudgingly agree, but only because by and large, people are lazy and will look to any excuse to avoid working. ("The rules and policies of my working environment affect my ability to remember to run spell-check on this letter. Time to go mingle at the coffee pot")

      Even skill isn't necessarily so important--a concientious, dedicated employee, with little skill (or no skills whatsoever), has great value, even if their labor is only to mop the floors.

      One's own personality and character have as much as anything else (perhaps more) to do with labor value.

      (Oh, and I was just making a crack about Econ 101, not making an earth-shaking revelation. I mean to say that it's easy, intuitive stuff, if looked at objectively)

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    30. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you obviously don't think at all.

      fucko.

    31. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by afidel · · Score: 1

      you might be the #2 consulting company but Microsoft is the #1 company in the world and they have a similar policy, eg they block all executable attachments.

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    32. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the straw man, as you term it, "modern capitalist" referred to is very obviously a stereotype or a "pidgeonhole" characterization. it is not always the intellectually lazy that employ such modes of speech to convey a thought.

      regretfully, it is often the case that some/all stereotypes have a bit of truth to them.

      this would be the case in this instance.

    33. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he has no concept of spam-proofing, using throwaway e-mail accounts, or what have you.. Nor should he be required to."

      you make me laugh. i suppose that no one should be educated to responsibly use anything that may have repercussions to the use of it? try thinking about that for a minute or two.

      now, on yer bike...

    34. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are a sad clown... it is MS that created the conditions that allow these dangers.

      Can you say "swiss cheese security"?

      Ms is abominable in every way imaginable and is a criminal corporation. They are the Public Enemy Number One of the 'net and of the so-called "free market". They are essentially anti-capitalist in their aspiration to "extend and embrace" (read: control everything).

      Get a clue. Buy a vowel. Take a hike.

    35. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "modern capitalist" is what real capitalists call "paper tigers"--people who see the value of a company as a sum of its physical assets divided by share value. A lot of those captitalists are happily steering billion-dollar corporations into the ground right now."

      aha. precisely what the person meant when he was referring to the "modern capitalist".

      you have conceded that such types exist.

      they are far too common, i submit to you. if they are only 10% of the aggregate, that is not acceptable.

      you said "steering billion-dollar corporations into the ground right now". to paraphrase the late great Senator Everett Dirksen of Illinois, "a billion here and a billion there... pretty soon you are talking about some real money!", and as we have seen, those billion dollar corporations being run into the ground add up to huge human misery. Enron, anyone?

    36. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that...

      Like the stories many years ago of companies buying new-fangled bundy clocks for workers to clock and and clock out and finding productivity went down.

    37. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by dachshund · · Score: 1
      You're not really getting it. Maybe it's a good thing for your company to let you surf. But it's certainly not your right.

      Who said it was his right?

      It seemed like a reasonable post. Companies can adopt silly policies, and employees can adopt bad attitudes.

      HR can implement various performance checks and terminate people who don't live up to standards. But if they create an endemic mentality of distrust and lack-of-enthusiasm, they'll be hard pressed to fix it. Enthusiasm is a powerful productive force that smart companies don't squander.

    38. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      sure, you should teach everyone how to behave responsibly, but are you going to go telloff the CEO? If so i'd kiss your job goodbye, unless you work for a very small company.

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    39. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Yes, but how is this any different from the employee that cube surfs all day with a coffee cup?

      The issue is not technology, it's management. If you have ineffective management who can't take care of unproductive workers (preferably by reorienting them to do work -- firing should always be a last resort), then they'll waste time during work one way or another. The internet is just another outlet, just like the water cooler, the break room, or anything else.

      Frankly, most companies I know of that have started getting really draconian in their Internet "security" have gone under shortly thereafter. Why? Because they stopped focusing on what their business was and instead focused on relatively minor infractions by their employees. Needless to say, this doesn't help morale, and employees start finding more ways to avoid doing work. It becomes a death spiral.

      I'm not saying that the 'net should be a wide open playground. Employers should monitor usage so that management can reign in employees that are spending too much time surfing. Anyone who surfs for pr0n from work is just asking to be fired nowadays. And blocking the more pervasive virus attachments is just common sense.

      That's what it comes down to, really. Common sense. Whenever employees or management step over the line then things go badly. Funny that.

    40. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by metacosm · · Score: 1

      This is "The Way" comments should be written.. If only all the comments on slashdot were this interesting and well written. Pointful, Funny and intelligent! When I read


      Now, I was with you all the way, and right there at the end you pissed me off...


      I literally laughed out load, keep up the good work rho!

    41. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Microsoft is the #1 company in the world and they have a similar policy, eg they block all executable attachments.

      Do they block scripting on Outlook? Either way it tells you something about security and MS.
    42. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends what you're doing.

      In IT back-end support where I'm working quite often I'll get ideas at home. I don't consciously do it; they just pop up (sometimes as I'm going to sleep).

      Point is that at work you can be (a) too snowed-under (b) too close to a problem to think laterally. When your mind is off-line it can pop up ideas unfettered.

    43. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Traxton1 · · Score: 1
      Wow, nice use of your COMPANY email posted to a public message board. I'm sure you're 100% sure of your convictions.

    44. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds fair. Now, of course, I'll just stop doing any sort of work outside the contracted time. Inspirational idea in the shower? Too bad. Clever way to save the company money thought up during the commute? Guess someone else will have to think it up during approved times.

      Dead right. The "What's yours is mine; what's my own is mine, too" attitude is what kills morale.

      Not that it's a problem where I work. When I asked where the pay phone was to make a personal call, I was told it had been taken out because too many people used to drop into the building. I was told to just use the phone at my desk.

      When I asked if they just laid the bill on me once a month, I was told they didn't bother. "Just don't rack up an excessive amount of time talking to relatives on Easter Island."

    45. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One place I have experience at is a great example. One employee's productivity had been dropping since we allowed internet access on all terminals. Eventually we checked IP masq usage, and it turns out that she was browsing the web for hours a day...

      You waited until the logs showed she was surfing the web before talking to her? What if her productivity dropped off for other reasons? Maybe she had issues that management could easily solve other than sudden web access.. Maybe she still did, despite surfing the web. Ever stopped to think she might have issues with the job she was supposed to be doing. This course of action as it is presented by you here is really, really, intensely shortsighted, and inhumane to boot. Now I now what was bothering her: shortsighted stupid management!

    46. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Well, yeah, they're in charge.

      Rank hath its privliges and all that.

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    47. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by JMZero · · Score: 2

      I think the discussion went:

      "It's a good thing if companies let their employees surf."

      I responded:

      "It may be good, but a company needs to be able to control it."

      And you responded:

      "There needs to be balance."

      I think we all probably agree for the most part.

      Have a good day.

      .

      --
      Let's not stir that bag of worms...
    48. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      Nope, the logs were the final straw. She outright lied when confronted. She had no issues with management, she had worked for several years happily, and the problems started the second she was able to start web browsing.

    49. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      I think you forget that for most companies (ours is a prime example) the Internet is not necessary. Occasional web browsing might be necessary, e-mail is important, but web browsing is neither vital nor a god given right.

      and it's not any different from other unproductivity problems, but one can websurf and LOOK productive at the same time.

    50. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by smyle · · Score: 2, Informative
      Then that employee needs to be fired for violating your Acceptable Use Policy (you do have an AUP, don't you?)

      ...and then the client needs to be informed that this has happened, along with a reassuring letter that this is not company policy.

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      Sleep is just a poor substitute for caffeine, anyway. -Bob Lehmann

    51. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by dinivin · · Score: 2


      And that's all well and good, but it still results in the client deciding to take their business elsewhere. Why take the chance?

      Dinivin

    52. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by smyle · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily.

      People fsck up. I realize this. Most people realize this. I put my faith in vendors that admit when they're wrong and try to correct their mistakes.

      Heck, in the "real world", most likely if the client was rifling through the files on the hard drive, he'd 1) be escorted to the door (unless he was a C*O or somebody of that level), and 2) would have been looking at those "files" for several minutes before getting caught and *then* complaining.

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      Sleep is just a poor substitute for caffeine, anyway. -Bob Lehmann

    53. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with.... by HR · · Score: 1

      >> I think what he was saying is that the supposition of modern capitalism, that labour has intrinsic value, is so near a reductionist axiom that it might as well be untrue intrinsic value. Under capitalism, the value of labor is assigned by market conditions, just like for any other resource. You seem to believe that from the rest of your post - just a poor choice of words at the start.

  20. Whatever by waldoj · · Score: 2

    I just can't have a problem with this. As somebody who has been both employer and employee at tech firms, I can say from both experience and idealism that there ain't nothing wrong with employers filtering Internet access. When you're at work, your time is your employers'. Inherently.

    If you are unhappy with the fact that your evil corporate money-grubbing employer doesn't want you dicking around on company time...well, good luck in getting a new job.

    -Waldo Jaquith

    1. Re:Whatever by JordanH · · Score: 1
      Over 90% of Internet access from work is almost certainly "dicking around", as you say. But, that other 10% can be a big time saver.

      I just subscribed to Safari (safari.oreilly.com) on my own dime the other day. It's already saved me a lot of time in pouring through manuals (or worse, a trip to the bookstore to get the manual).

      Then too, there's a lot of applications that I access on the web.

      I am sick of all the stupid video "humor", though. Big waste of bandwidth. I wouldn't mind a bit if all that was blocked.

    2. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Don't you think they will get new jobs?

      If people don't like their working conditions,
      they quit and get a different job. Happens
      all the time. Controlling, demanding
      employers naturally have the most turnover.

      Sure, employers may have the right to make lots
      of rules. That doesn't mean they'd be smart to
      do so.

    3. Re:Whatever by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bollocks.

      Yes, you are being paid for your time by the company. But it is the companies job to make sure that you are happy, unstressed and relaxed while giving your time - otherwise they are a slave driver, tying you to your desk for every last bit of that 8+ hours. And if they are a slave driver, the slaves are unlikely to be productive, produce good work, or hang around long.

      For employees to be productive, they must be happy, to make employees happy they must be relaxed, to relax tech employees you have to give them some leeway in what they do online.

      The golden rule is - as long as the job gets done, in the time you said you would do it, then the employer shouldn't care when exactly in that time period you did it.

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    4. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I (like many who read Slashdot) am "exempt" from an hourly wage, my time is NOT inherently my employer's. Only the output of my efforts are. The only leg employers have to stand on for exempt employees is that they pay for the equipment used to spend the time, and can thus dictate how it is used.

    5. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For employees to be productive, they must be happy, to make employees happy they must be relaxed, to relax tech employees you have to give them some leeway in what they do online.

      The topic at hand isn't tech employees -- it's simply employees. The vast majority of employees with computers on their desk have absolutely no cause to have unfettered Internet access.

    6. Re:Whatever by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Agreed, and as long as there are companies who do provide a pleasant (dare I say healthy) environment, they will get the best employees. The heavy handed employers will be left with the scraps.

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  21. The folly of this BS by jmorse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This won't work for people who do more than automaton work. If you restrict net access or filter sites in any way, you risk employee burnout, employee morale, and employees' ability to research job-related stuff. If my company used filtering or blocked my internet access, I might not be able to get the information I need to do my job. What happens when I need to look for API documentation?


    This is kind of like curing athlete's foot by amputating the patient's leg.

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    1. Re:The folly of this BS by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      "What happens when I need to look for API documentation?"

      You have MSDN (or whatever the documentation is for your API) installed on your hard drive.

      Yes, I sometimes look up Win32 API calls on the internet, but usually when I am out doing a contract somewhere and haven't got MSDN docs installed anywhere.

      graspee

    2. Re:The folly of this BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's when you go to your supervisor and tell them that you need access in order to do your job. Most of what's being discussed in the article is already being done. Think about it. Your employer doesn't pay you to look at porn, ebay, etc. If most of the urls you are hitting are tech related and can be useful information for your job, they probably aren't going to care. Filtering email attachments is a valid practice given the potential for damage on MS desktops. I doubt anyone is going to burnout because they can't hit the web.

    3. Re:The folly of this BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you restrict net access or filter sites in any way, you risk employee burnout, employee morale, and employees' ability to research job-related stuff.

      No wonder civilization lay in shambles for 1000's of years before the Internet was invented! Everyone was burned out, had low morale, and couldn't do any research. Oh wait, people did absolutely fine. Burnout and low morale are signs you're being managed into the ground. Giving people a lollipop isn't going to fix the real problem. And if your job requires research that doesn't come on dead trees, it should be mirrored onto a local site. That way your coworkers and the person after you doesn't lose it. Very few people actually need to do the searching though. The vast majority of people don't ever need direct Internet access to do their job or do their job easier/faster/better. Only a tiny fraction of what's left needs it all the time.

    4. Re:The folly of this BS by addaon · · Score: 2

      Okay, let's rephrase. "What happens when I know of a BSD-licensed package which can save me and my company untold hours of time and work, that my company would approve of incorporating into it's product, and that I can't get to without bloody internet access?" Blocking the 'net is blocking any developer's greatest resource. MSDN is great, but until I can get ANYTHING I might EVER want on my hard drive, I need the net.

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    5. Re:The folly of this BS by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      That's not rephrasing, that's re-specifying. Your original post talked about availability of API documentation, now you've switched the example to software packages.

      I agree with your point in general- I was just responding to the exact example you originally used.

      Also note that I said MSDN or other documentation... (This added to respond to those people who chose to take part of my reference and then jump on an anti-MS bandwagon).

      graspee

    6. Re:The folly of this BS by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Having to keep the entire documentation of every piece of software in use within your company is going to take up a LOT of space... Seems like it would be more efficient to just leave net access on for the people who need it....

      Kintanon

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    7. Re:The folly of this BS by jmorse · · Score: 2

      Oh, sure. That's it. Just copy everything you'll ever need to a local mirror. Including up-to-date bug lists, development-related discussion boards, and tip sites like jguru.com. Kind of defeats the purpose of the internet as a research and investigative tool, doesn't it? Especially the part where collaboration and discussion with others outside the company comes into play.

      Don't get me wrong: I have no qualms with keeping employees from doing personal business at work, but this is not a good way to go about doing it for many professions. If you want to prevent security problems, don't buy exploit-laden software. Patch the software you do have. IT may not like having to deal with these things, but that's their job. If you don't like it, find another line of work. As for management, they should know better than to adopt this line of thinking. No, personal internet usage at work isn't a right, but adopting a policy like this will certainly make employees distrustful and angry. That's what I call being managed into the ground.

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    8. Re:The folly of this BS by pHDNgell · · Score: 1

      In my experience, relying on the internet for API documentation leaves a lot of developers with nothing to do when there's a problem getting to the site that contains the documentation. This happened once when one of our developers who hosted a very significant amount of the documentation we used at his house and then left for Mexico for a week and had a machine die. The source was available in a few other places on the net, but most people would rather complain about all of the links being broken than look around for a mirror.

      We host all API documentation on internal machines nowadays.

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    9. Re:The folly of this BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allowing critical information your employees use for their work to reside off-site on a website, when a local intranet server could be set up to hold the information where it could be shared by all within the company is a risky thing to do.

      All the documetnation is going to take up a LOT of space... if duplicate copies of it are stored on machines all over the company. That's what Intranets and Intranet Websites are for. Stop thinking so 1992, dude.

    10. Re:The folly of this BS by borgboy · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone who has spent CONSIDERABLE time learning the, ah, finer points of the Win32 and NT Native APIs, there are far, far more extensive more resources and examples on Deja^H^H^H^HGoogle, much richer and more contextually relevant samples to be found online than on any dead dinosaur optical disc. I suppose i should archive those to disk as well.

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  22. Yup. by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Frankly, I'm surprised that this hasn't become more widespread, and long before this. My present employer's internal network was crippled for days by the nimda worm, all because some idiot salesdroid double-clicked on an attachment in her Hotmail account.

    As the sole unix admin there, I mostly got to sit back and chuckle evilly, but half a week's lost productivity is no laughing matter when you're tallying up the balance sheets at the end of the month.

    The bottom line here is that you are being paid to work, not to check your personal email, IM your friends, or post to Slashdot. If that seems unreasonable, start your own damn company.

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    1. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Did you know that the anonymous sales droid that your talking about most likely creates the cashflow from sales that pays your wages or consulting fees. So... if you don't believe that this person is intelligent enough to protect the business network, why don't you get really creative and train them to protect your companies assets. Of course if you do a good job in this you would deserve to receive extra compensation... i.e. take a negative and turn in into a positive. That's how I think. Joe.

    2. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lemme guess, you're all for this "no-internet access" for employees, HOWEVER, as the admin, you're pretty much immune to such a policy, correct? You're still free to check your email and any website you wish when there's some free time, so why should you care?

    3. Re:Yup. by earlytime · · Score: 2

      it's your damn fauly, if the servers were patched, the worm never would have spread! Don't just blame MS, their products, but lazy admins are a major part of the outlook/iis worm recipe.

      -earl

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    4. Re:Yup. by thesolo · · Score: 2

      it's your damn fauly, if the servers were patched, the worm never would have spread! Don't just blame MS, their products, but lazy admins are a major part of the outlook/iis worm recipe.

      While I agree that Admins need to keep on top of patches, Nimda can still spread even with patched servers. It self-propagates through Outlook (along with doing a ton of other things), so even having patched IIS servers won't totally stop it. Sure, it won't hurt, but it won't eliminate the threat either.

    5. Re:Yup. by jgerman · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Number one, your fault for using an easily exploitable system.


      But that point aside, that's fine I'm getting paid to work, 40 hours a week. The main reason I can work 60-70 hours is because I can deal with my real life issues while at work quickly and easily through net use. Not to mention that my work is greatly facilitated by the fact that if I need software or information I can quickly and easily obtain it from my desktop.


      I see your point, but (tech) companies thrive on a particular type of employee, who if he can't read /. at lunch or pull down a piece of software that he needs is going to experience a decrease in productivity from loss of morale if nothing else.

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    6. Re:Yup. by Yorrike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " While I agree that Admins need to keep on top of patches, Nimda can still spread even with patched servers. It self-propagates through Outlook "

      If you're using Outlook, you deserve all you get.

      I am the web orientated guy out of a two man IT server admin team. Frankly, I think time would be much better spent upgrading company policy and used programs such that a simple virus such as Nimda CANNOT propergate.

      No, not everyone can move away from Windows, but you can't tell me anyone needs to use Outlook or Internet Explorer, or any of the other arse security-bug ridden apps MS releases.

      Rather than paying for Microsoft's mistakes with employee moral and wasting IT's time, simply think before making any software purchasing decisions.

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    7. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The bottom line here is that you are being paid to work, not to check your personal email, IM your friends, or post to Slashdot. If that seems unreasonable, start your own damn company.

      That's exactly why I'm going to start my own company. My goal: Create a business based on results, not rules. If you make results (legally) you stay and (maybe) get a raise. No results and you're out on your ass. Maybe this is bucking the last 5 years of business practice, but perhaps that's not a bad thing.

    8. Re:Yup. by Yorrike · · Score: 1

      Educating a sales person about clicking on unknown .exe files? HA! You've obviously never tried talking tech to sales.

      I've had many occasions where I've taken people aside and said, in a calm, friendly, non-IT kind of way, "Don't open files from people you don't know, don't run .exe files you get through e-mail and please check with IT before installing anything".

      You'd think that'd be enough, but no. The attitude is "Doesn't apply to me!". Sales people, for the most part, ignore IT and do what they think is right anyway (even is it's completely wrong).

      Well, at least at my company.

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    9. Re:Yup. by ahde · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the epithet "anonymous sales droid" implies a disdain for said employees intellect and abilities. The fact is any stuffed shirt or ex frat boy could fill the position, within certain limitations (does not stutter, washes self, licks ass). While sales may be completed by the droid, they are initiated by the engineer/architect/entrepeneur, enabled by the developer/assembly line worker/big red button on shiny machine, generated by the advertising contractor, and profits are accumulated by the reclusive accountant with green billed visor/backroom cigar smoke deal/hidden deep within the recesses of shiny machine.

      The salesman has less to do with the sale than the cashier at McDonalds.

    10. Re:Yup. by seagis · · Score: 1



      Remember when the "I Love You" virus hit a couple of years ago? At the time I was working for Advance Auto Parts as their assistant webmaster. I was driving to work hearing about this "terrible new virus" that was causing damage worldwide, and I remember wondering which one of the idiot sales/marketing/etc. nimrods would be the first to unleash it on our building.

      The sad thing is that it wasn't anyone from any of those groups. It was one of our lead LAN analysts - someone we all thought would have known better. :-)

    11. Re:Yup. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I had my own company for 5 years (ISP, Data center) but made the BIG mistake of accepting VC money. I no longer owned it and it went down the tubes (due to their "highly skilled management knowledge". The funny this is, I needed the money, but NOT the hassle. If I could do it all over again, I would not take the money. The company was run on productivity, "goal oriented", not micromanaged, etc. Once the VC's took over, things changed, and I stepped down, to leave. I left w/ my pride. And my dignity

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    12. Re:Yup. by Cramer · · Score: 2

      If you're running a modern Windows (anthing from the last 6 years), you have no choice but to run Explorer. IE has been seeded deeper and deeper into the OS until nobody can find the dividing line anymore.

      Unfortunately, the MS roadmap is "just easier". Exchange and Outlook do alot of stuff (virus conduit included.) I'd love to see something other than a Microsoft OS and Microsoft (crappy) tools. However, companies just aren't going to spend the time, effort, and ultimately money on "unproven" setups. Remember: Cheap wins!

    13. Re:Yup. by Yorrike · · Score: 2
      Cheap wins!

      If only that were true, everyone would use Linux, *BSD, Atheos or any other of the multitude of opensource OSes. After all, you can't get cheaper than free (unless they pay you to take it away, which will never happen in this situation)

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    14. Re:Yup. by enrayged · · Score: 0

      but cheap is different than free. Unfortunately many people out there see free as inferior, otherwise they would be charged for it, even if it is a small amount.... the poor clueless fools

    15. Re:Yup. by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      I think the line between work and home is a bit fuzzy for many people these days. When I come in to work most weekends, and stay past 9 or 10 at night during the week, I don't have much time to go home and read slashdot if I want to get up in the morning in time to get back to work.

      Besides, when you are staring at a bug or problem, and you just can't get your head around it, sometimes you need a BREAK . Surfing the web, or going to the kitchen, or taking a walk around the block, it clears my head, and when I com back to the problem, I can tackle the it with a bit more vigor. People don't work for 8 hours straight (let alone 9 or 10 or 12 or more). It's kind of naive to think that intelligent people can sit and be productive with no recreation all day every day.

      -If

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    16. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had the "salesdroid" not done the doubleclicking, someone else would have... Salespeople have just as important role in your organization as IT people do. No IT person = no working network. No salesperson = no revenue. I suppose the salesdroid thinks you are a propeller-head.

      Nice to see teamwork in the workplace...

    17. Re:Yup. by salesgeek · · Score: 1
      The salesman has less to do with the sale than the cashier at McDonalds.

      How long would your local McDonalds be in business if they fired all their cashiers?

      Hmmm.... Funny thing. The cashier at McDonalds is their salesman! "Would you like fries with that?"

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    18. Re:Yup. by steveg · · Score: 1

      After a sales meeting, we had one of the sales guys come around to the techies offices and tell us that "Even though the sales guys get all the glory" he recognized that the programmers were important too. "Everybody can't be quarterbacks. Without you guys we'd have nothing to sell."

      What's scary is that he was genuinely trying to be *nice*.

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    19. Re:Yup. by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Sales people, for the most part, ignore IT and do what they think is right anyway (even is it's completely wrong).


      Give them a reason to listen other that I'm an expert and you're not -- and they do listen. Salespeople are particularly sensitive to anything that can take time they could spend in front of customers away. Salespeople don't like don'ts and nevers -- they do like do's and sometimes... Hope this helps.

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    20. Re:Yup. by ahfoo · · Score: 1

      When my boss walks up behind me while I'm posting to /. or downloading who knows what on the company network, I don't even bother trying to be sly about it. I don't have to. I get paid for results. I take my breaks when and how I want. If he couldn't offer me that anymore I'll go elsewhere. But he'd never be foolish enough to give up the advantage he gets from a loose net policy. He can only benefit.
      What this whole debate overlooks is that internet bandwidth is, indeed, an extremely cheap benefit to offer employees. It seems that most of the people offering opinions have little ability to see things from the perspective of one who has to keep employees by any means necessary and most importantly in the cheapest way possible. In a competitive small business whre keeping good employees actually counts, as opposed to say a middle or large size corporation running on momentum and capital built up years ago, letting employees do whatever they want on the net including check out porn and download movies and music only makes sense from an employers perspective.
      As far as liability goes, written policy can be as draconian as you think a hanging judge would appreciate, but the reality of the workplace often has little more to do with a wrtitten policy than a team's performance on the field has to do with a coach's playbook. The reality is working for big corporations always sucked and small business can't afford not to let employees have free reign on the web. So, there's no news here, just rants.

    21. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so the cost of implementing an open source solution in terms of staff is negligible, n'est pas?

    22. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think arrogance is really becoming a problem with IT people. just because people don't live with a computer stuck up their ass 24/7 really has nothing to do with their actual intelligence. you have to have a personality to sell things - that would seem to be an area in which you are severly lacking. stay behind the screen and keep feeling superior, it's safer there..

    23. Re:Yup. by blibbleblobble · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Okay, what email program would you reccommend for windows? (not a troll question, honest!)

      Ignoring for a moment paid software, so we're on a level playing-field with Outlook Express, and remembering that an extra $40/seat or whatever for something as simple as an email client can really bulk the cost of an office-full of machines.

      Free email clients which support multiple POP accounts? Not many.

      Filter that list for those which support attachments, even fewer.

      And those which support PGP (ok I know OutExp doesn't either but it's useful) and filtering rules

      Now if only there was something like KMail for Windows, we could all stop using outlook express. But if there is, I can't find it.

      Any ideas?

    24. Re:Yup. by damiangerous · · Score: 2
      Any ideas?


      Pegasus Mail, here, and Eudora Sponsored (and possibly Light) version, here.

    25. Re:Yup. by 5KVGhost · · Score: 1

      "The bottom line here is that you are being paid to work, not to check your personal email, IM your friends, or post to Slashdot. If that seems unreasonable, start your own damn company."

      Nonsense. You're not a manager, are you? The attitude that employees should become mindless drones the moment they step into the office is incredibly shortsighted. Employees are people first, and if you want them to be productive and happy they need to be treated with respect.

      If a company's employees are nonproductive and waste massive amounts of time doing personal stuff at work, then I strongly suspect that they would be equally nonproductive with or without personal email or the web. Perhaps we should just shackle all employees to their desks, put blinders on them to avoid distractions, and forbid unnecessary speech.

      As for the supposed security risks, if an employee is so poorly trained and the network so poorly secured that a single employee clicking on executable file will cripple a company for days, then you have serious problems. The company should be glad they were exposed (and presumably fixed) before they were deliberately exploited by someone with sinister intentions.

      If a company that treats its employees like slackers, idiots and criminals then the employees will most certainly treat the company with the same contempt. And rightfully so.

    26. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you actually read his post? He's the unix admin there and not the M$-rebooter.

    27. Re:Yup. by delcielo · · Score: 2

      Number one, don't be so condescending. He didn't get to choose the os that his company uses on the desktop; and when they started rolling desktops out, they probably didn't have any real choice either. We could say now that we could teach the secretary drone to use Linux; but that wouldn't have been true 4 years ago, much less 7,8,9.

      It's easy to point your finger at somebody who's had the misfortune of being caught by one of these worms and say, "It's all because you're incompetent." But anybody with an ounce of experience and skill knows that any system is vulnerable and exploitable.

      But that point aside, I concur that I get paid based on a 40 hour work week; and I don't get any comp time for the extra hours I put in. So I make my life easier by doing some personal work on my workstation from time to time. That being said, I don't know that this is better than doing my personal work at home, and only working 40 hour weeks. Perhaps we should get back to the more traditional work schedules.

      Who knows, maybe working 40 hour work weeks would make us a bit more pleasant to be around.

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    28. Re:Yup. by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you. I look at our office in Pittsburgh(where I work), and it runs smoothly, we rarely have problems with virus's, except when someone from the west coast winds up getting a virus and spreading it through out the company, or we have to rebuild a PC to send to chicago because one of the one's they were using was killed by the friggin Bonzia Buddy, four of those dial up porn applications, and Pictures of them doing very wrong things filling the hard drive.
      Also, it is not always the fault of the admin as to what software is used. Most of those decisions come down the corporate ladder from the CEO, CIO, and the managers, then it has to be approved by the purchasing department. Then you need to find the time to impliment the change. Changing what software you use isn't as easy as one would think for a large company.

    29. Re:Yup. by jgerman · · Score: 2
      Your right, I could have left off the first line, and I'll drop the security discussion.


      Yes it would be nice to work a 40 hour week and do personal stuff at home. But the fact is that I, and most others, work during the exact time that the places required to do personal stuff are open (let's include all personal business, not that that is just accessable through the web since that's the larger issue), so it becomes necessary for me to take care of other things during work.

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    30. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sales people get paid to take a shower everyday. think about it.

    31. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed! This is part of an issue increasingly called Work/Life balance. Even those who don't work 70 hours a week can get stressed with kids and a working spouse.

      Companies are doing things like putting drycleaners, day care, etc. on the premises to make today's tight schedules easier on folks. Taking away 1-800-FLOWERS.COM seems like a move in the opposite direction.

  23. Back to the Future by CommunistTroll · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the 19th and early 20th century, at the heart of the industrial revolution, working conditions were appalling. There were no government restrictions on what employers could require from employees.

    As a result of the socialist labour movements, both through their political arms and through strikes and other actions, work place reforms were put in place.

    Age limits were raised, limitations on salary cutting was introduced and dangerous machinery was forced to be made safer.

    Now, at the beginning of the 21C, we have forgotten those gains and how they were made. We have forgotten that employers must be kept in check by organized employees.

    If you stand alone, they will monitor every aspect of your lives, from email to web surfing, to drug use. The actions in this article are only the beginning.

    Remember that old saying, which is now so relevant - in Union is Strength.

    1. Re:Back to the Future by chazzf · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      If you stand alone, they will monitor every aspect of your lives, from email to web surfing, to drug use. The actions in this article are only the beginning.

      Pure and utter FUD. No one forces you to work for them. Email uses company resources, esp. time and bandwidth. That is a legitimate concern. Drug testing is not unusual, and can be justified. Suppose the company doesn't want a drug-user working for them? Entirely their right. As it is your right to leave if you don't like the policy.

      Funny, the communists (your name suggests an affiliation thereof) aren't known for the opportunity to choose.

      ~chazzf

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    2. Re:Back to the Future by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      That was the best troll I have seen in a long long time. Why did you have to mess it up by having such an obvious name? If you were billysue3242 you would have been modded up to at least 3 or 4.

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    3. Re:Back to the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one forces you to work for them.

      No one forced 10 year old children to work in textile factories either. They could always have left and gone and worked in, um, another textile factory.

      What happens when every company monitors email and does drug testing? Where will you work then?

    4. Re:Back to the Future by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Gee. You're exactly right. No one forces you to work for them, and if they happened to build a society when every other employment choice you have, is a company exactly like the first... that's just tough luck. You still have the option of starving to death as a homeless bum. And if the company asks for your own resources, on your own time, you can just tell them to go fuck themselves, right? I mean, even if you politely point this out, you're gone, but you still have choices.

    5. Re:Back to the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Funny, the communists (your name suggests an affiliation thereof) aren't known for the opportunity to choose.

      Known by whom? The brainwashed victims of cold war propaganda such as yourself?

    6. Re:Back to the Future by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Huh, and where do they draw the line? Alchohol is a drug, if it doesn't affect my work, but they don't want drug users working for them what right do they have to fire me on that basis. None, no more than if I was gay. My alchohol use is a lifestyle choice not affecting my productivity.

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    7. Re:Back to the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That was the best troll I have seen in a long long time. Why did you have to mess it up by having such an obvious name?

      Ah, but there's a meta-level of irony at work here, the poster is neither a Communist or a Troll, he (she) is posting serious and insightful comments with this name as an act of semiotic delinquincy

    8. Re:Back to the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/or/nor/

    9. Re:Back to the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My alchohol use is a lifestyle choice not affecting my productivity.

      Unless your hangovers start making you late for work in the morning.

      Also, it's not really your responsiblity to guage your own productivity. People are often far less self-aware about how substance abuse affects them than a third party would be.

  24. Typical Use Just as Bad... by toupsie · · Score: 2
    I run an e-mail system/network for a medium sized business. I won't discuss our policy but even users that follow the policy to the letter, they are still open to viruses, trojans, internet worms and SPAM from e-mail that I haven't developed filters protect against. If you don't know about it how can you protect? (for the most part -- I spend an hour a day tracking this garbage). I have had women in the 50s receive pornographic e-mail SPAM that I know they wouldn't have signed up to receive and got past a RBL. You do your best to filter without creating false positives but data must travel back and forth for business to flow.

    These e-mail filters from outside companies might make it harder to be sued for sexual harrasment because you are showing an active pursuit of purity but it does not prevent the porno from making its way into your system 100%. You can protect the inside of your company so it doesn't go out but its hard to protect it from those people outside of your network that want to pass on the "funny, dirty picture" with one of their friends that happens to be your employees.

    Web filtering is a lot easier to do and doesn't require and expensive commercial package. Squid + SquidGuard have been a perfect match for my purposes.

    My solution when C-level management calls for these sort of filters is by giving them what they ask for -- all the way. After a few days, they will always want them relaxed. I always find it funny its never the grunts that are the ones abusing e-mail, its always the suits! :)

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    1. Re:Typical Use Just as Bad... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You have a good take on this situation, a person obviously speaking from experience in the real world, unlike a lot of the obvious early-teenagers posting in this article.

      I've pretty much been in every IT role at the company I work at. I've been the fix-it guy at one point, I've dealt with all the users directly, and now I'm on the other side of the fence, as a concurrent senior sysadmin/and programmer. (fairly small manufacturing company, about 150 employees, so we have to wear more hats at the same time in our 4 person IT department)

      Anyway, I've also found that the "grunts" are hardly ever the ones abusing the system, at least not the lower level administrative ones. I've never had a secretary-type do anything worse than forward junk godsheep chainletters, or install stupid screensavers or run e-greeting cards.

      I think the spam that you are seeing to the conservative types is precisely due to this though.

      We had a wave of religious chain letter type things going through about a year or two ago, and I think that those lengthy forward lists that of course were fully quoted in each consecutive forward, wound up in the hands of spammers.
      It's really not their fault a lot of the time, even if they don't forward the letters themselves, just being included in the forwards at some point makes them vulernable to spamming. And also, I finally convinced all the godsheep to quit forwarding crap, now that they get spam about how to increase their ejaculation every day.

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  25. Limited resources by Victa · · Score: 2, Informative

    Whilst it may be a bit extreme to say "criple" ther is some justification there...

    I am the system administrator at a college here in Australia and if we did not filter/limit the kids access to the internet then all the bandwidth on our (meager) internet connection would be soaked up by kids wasting time on MUDs, IRC, HotMail, Chat, Online games, Warez sites, and other such activities, and the staff and students who actually try to do some work (research/E-mail etc) would have a hell of a time trying to get anything done.

    So whilst I agree that private use of the 'net should be allowed, there is limits that need to be put on WHAT private use is allowed. Not only to free up the bandwidth for legitimate uses, but also free up computers for thos that wish to work rather than just waste their time...

    1. Re:Limited resources by Cirvam · · Score: 1

      soaked up by kids wasting time on MUDs

      Muds don't exactly use up massive amounts of bandwith, I mean you can play most of them on a 14.4K modem, probably even something slower. If your school is that hard up for bandwith your in trouble.

    2. Re:Limited resources by Victa · · Score: 1

      Whilst it is true that MUDs do not use a great deal of bandwidth, the student who is MUDing is denying the use of that computer to someone who wants to do actual WORK. which is the real issue in a school environment.

    3. Re:Limited resources by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      I take it then that the dorms do not have any sort of internet connection. If they do and you're blocking the MUDs further upstream then shame on you. If they don't (the public machines are the only connected ones) then block away.

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    4. Re:Limited resources by Victa · · Score: 1

      I take it then that the dorms do not have any sort of internet connection. If they do and you're blocking the MUDs further upstream then shame on you. If they don't (the public machines are the only connected ones) then block away.

      Ahhh...oops...

      Slight cultural/language difference here... (I'm in Aust.)

      College != University (or other tertiary education)
      College == High School (secondary school, ages 5yo - 18yo)

      As this is a high school we have no dorms, and none of our students live on campus...

    5. Re:Limited resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Slight cultural/language difference here... (I'm in Aust.) College != University (or other tertiary education) College == High School (secondary school, ages 5yo - 18yo)

      College in Australia also means a tertiary college and in a University setting specificially means the 'dorms'.

    6. Re:Limited resources by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      Whilst it is true that MUDs do not use a great deal of bandwidth, the student who is MUDing is denying the use of that computer to someone who wants to do actual WORK.

      At which point they should be able to tell them (with appropriate enforement by university authorities) to get off the machine because they have some actual work to do. It's not that hard. You should in fact be encouraging students to find out how to use bandwidth friendly communication technologies such as MUDs and MOOs, because I doubt without instruction they would even explore them in these days of M$ messenger and Java applet chat rooms.

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    7. Re:Limited resources by Victa · · Score: 1

      College in Australia also means a tertiary college and in a University setting specificially means the 'dorms'.

      Well, yes, however most Universities in Aust. are called Universities, not Colleges (one notable exception being the Australian Maritime College), however all High Schools are now known as Colleges (at least in Vic. and Tas. presumably also in other states)

      Also as a slight correction to my previous post, technically speaking we are both a Primary School and a Secondary School.

    8. Re:Limited resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhhhh ... What about get a bigger pipe? Or, just quit your trade school and go get a job at a real university where things like personal freedoms are as important as academic freedoms.

    9. Re:Limited resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you say Aust. I think Austria, as in the European country. :)

    10. Re:Limited resources by Victa · · Score: 1

      When you say Aust. I think Austria, as in the European country.

      Oops...:)

      Perhaps I should use Oz instead, however then I keep waiting for Dorothy to come skipping along with Toto in tow... :)

  26. Is this so bad? by javaman235 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What you gave you the idea that you HAVE the right to deal with your own shit on somebody else's time??? I actually thought this was one of the prime arguments to using Linux on the desktop: It gives the manager top level control over the applications that can be used while employees are on the clock, so that the employer can define the workflow on the computer, rather than having people you are paying by the hour checking their email surfing etc. That just doesn't make sense...

    Of course their are exceptions...Not allowing developers access to the internet for research and such is suicide...But for many jobs this is perfectly valid.

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    1. Re:Is this so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Control what the user can run? Well, it won't make you root, but a user can still install software on *nix. Just put $HOME/bin in your $PATH, and for instance configure autoconf programs with ./configure --prefix=$HOME, or do the equivalent for whatever Makefile system the program uses...

  27. Time to vent by tweek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jesus christ! Has anyone on slashdot EVER worked in a corporate IT environment?

    Let's take this quote right here which sums it up:

    "The message is: 'I'm afraid you'll have to do it after hours at home, which is where you should be doing it in the first place,"' said Mikko Hypponen, manager of anti-virus research for Finish-based F-Secure Corp.

    Where does ANYONE get off thinking company resources are PERSONAL resources? How is this a limitation of ANYONE'S rights? Do you think you have the right to drive the company car across the country for a personal vacation? Do you think you have the right to use the company FedEx account to send Christmas presents to your sister in New York? Then how in the hell do you think you have the right to use company network resources to send personal email and use ICQ? Would your boss let you sit there and read the newest John Grisham novel when you should be working? Then why do you think you are allowed to read slashdot all day?

    People need to grow up. When you are at work, you should work. If your company is NICE enough to let you use resources for personal use then fine but you do NOT have a right to do anything with something that isn't yours.

    Christ I need a beer.

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    1. Re:Time to vent by Anonynnous+Coward · · Score: 2
      Jesus Christ! The examples you cite (car, FedEx account) both actually have some cost to the company that's significantly greater than zero. An employee spending some time on the web does not--if he weren't surfing, he'd be doing something else to slack off, and if he doesn't produce, as the capitalist toadies here have pointed out numerous times already, he can be fired.

      This is a "security" software company using the press (if you can call Yahoo! News the press) to try to drum up some business with scaremongering tactics. The people in their virus-writing division have probably been slacking off surfing the web, thus reducing the demand for anti-virus software, so they've got to sell something.

      Christ, I need a Jaegermeister!

      P.S.: In answer to your first question, no, I've never worked in a corporate eye-tee environment. I prefer the company of intelligent, productive people to that of hyperpolitical, network nazi, tattle-tale tech wannabes that infest most corporate eye-tee environments.

    2. Re:Time to vent by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      The examples you cite (car, FedEx account) both actually have some cost to the company that's significantly greater than zero. An employee spending some time on the web does not--if he weren't surfing, he'd be doing something else to slack off, and if he doesn't produce, as the capitalist toadies here have pointed out numerous times already, he can be fired.
      Well, HOT DAMN! CPU cycles and Internet bandwidth are ZERO COST?! Then WHAT the HELL am I paying for them for?
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    3. Re:Time to vent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just explained one of the many reasons for the dot-com flameout.

    4. Re:Time to vent by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Did you miss the word "signifcantly" in the post? Then you're inattentive. If you didn't miss it, you're disingenuous. If you saw it, and still wrote that half-assed attempt at sarcasm, you're just a fucking moron.

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    5. Re:Time to vent by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Who defines 'significantly?' The person paying, or the person reaping the benefits of? If it's the former, you have no argument. If it's the latter, I'd like a login to a machine on whatever Internet access you have, please. After all, it's not going to be significantly more than zero, right?

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    6. Re:Time to vent by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 2
      If it's the former, you have no argument. If it's the latter, I'd like a login to a machine on whatever Internet access you have, please.

      Come work for me, and I'm sure we can work something out with that access. Your analogy of a perfect stranger accessing a machine is invalid in the context of the more significant ties between worker and employer. Nice try, though. The argument stands, unless you're a state worker in Georgia, in which case we all know Internet bandwidth costs $5/kb/sec or something like that.

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    7. Re:Time to vent by jmoo · · Score: 1

      Hmmm,

      Jesus Christ! The examples you cite (car, FedEx account) both actually have some cost to the company that's significantly greater than zero. An employee spending some time on the web does not--if he weren't surfing, he'd be doing something else to slack off, and if he doesn't produce, as the capitalist toadies here have pointed out numerous times already, he can be fired.

      So let me see, its okay for one user to go surf the web because that takes up so little resources. So what about 10, or 50, or 500? When does all that "surfing" start to add up to used bandwidth on the T1? Oh T1 cost nothing? What about the users that actually need stuff off the internet? Sure is a shame that a customer can't download a file from our ftp server because steve and his buds have the bandwidth tied up downloading the newest mp3 files. And All the crap a user downloads that screws up the workstation that they were on doesn't cost anything to fix does it?

      P.S.: In answer to your first question, no, I've never worked in a corporate eye-tee environment. I prefer the company of intelligent, productive people to that of hyperpolitical, network nazi, tattle-tale tech wannabes that infest most corporate eye-tee environments.

      Stop! I can't stop laughing! intelligent, productive people Where did you pull that one from?

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    8. Re:Time to vent by Have+Blue · · Score: 2

      Did you miss the fact that "insignificant" costs are still not equal to zero? Or did you just never learn to count?

    9. Re:Time to vent by bmw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would your boss let you sit there and read the newest John Grisham novel when you should be working?

      Key words: when you should be working

      What about the times when you're sitting at work with nothing to do, but still have to be there just in case something goes wrong? Or maybe you're waiting for a large build or test to finish and can't leave work until it does. In such situations it is certainly better to allow the employee(s) to amuse themselves a little and keep their morale high. I certainly would have quit my last job if I had been forced to sit and stare at a wall whenever I didn't have something to do.

      If your company is NICE enough to let you use resources for personal use then fine but you do NOT have a right to do anything with something that isn't yours.

      I do agree with you here, though. The company has every right to prevent you from using their resources for personal stuff. They're paying for the bandwidth, hardware, software, and even your time. Still, I feel that in most cases it is in everyone's best interests to allow employees a little room. I know that I work a lot better when I'm allowed a little time to relax. Don't you?

    10. Re:Time to vent by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 2
      The air conditioning your employer uses removing the heat you emit at work has a non-zero cost. Since to you, that's not insignificant, I expect you'll visit your personnel office and work out some kind of payroll deduction for the marginal cost of cooling the building while you're in it.

      Oh, air conditioning is a cost of doing business? Thank you.

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    11. Re:Time to vent by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Obviously, if the employer has worked out a policy regarding 'non work' access, then all is kosher. But people who assume they have a Divine Right to use company resources as they see fit, even when told that such usage can easily result in damage to company assets, that's a different matter. You also get the people who'll take a mile when given an inch, and ruin it for everybody. My last job, we almost cut off hotmail access to all, after a CSR just HAD to look at the latest Cute Screensaver in her hotmail account; oh look, a virus. Of course, that incident also got us the funding to put centrally managed AV software on each desktop, so it's not all bad, I suppose.

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    12. Re:Time to vent by Anonynnous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Your argument is trivially reduced to absurdity by applying it to the use of water at the drinking fountain, the telephone, electricity, or oxygen, which have about the same marginal cost to the organization as does the web surfing of a typical employee in a corporate environment, your contorted, extreme examples notwithstanding.

    13. Re:Time to vent by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 2
      You also get the people who'll take a mile when given an inch, and ruin it for everybody.

      Some common ground. About the only policing I care to do is reminding people to use a bit of discretion in their personal use. It's one thing to engage in "incidental personal use" (actually defined and permissible where I work). It's quite another to flagrantly abuse it in front of senior managers, or worse, customers.

      Your other point about having obtained funding from the Hotmail incident shows some hope--maybe managers distant from the problem (a nice way of saying "clueless") won't "invest" in one of F-secure's "high productivity, total network lockdown" products without an incident that will likely be a long time coming to prompt it.

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    14. Re:Time to vent by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      The problem I had last, was that we were trying to transition from an 'anything goes, it's all good' philosophy, to a 'hey, wait, this is actually a business' philosophy. People who are used to having MSIM, AOLIM and ICQ all open, and in chats, aren't happy to have the realities explained to them. For example. Or rampant Napstering. We actually had to get the 'burstable' option taken off of our net pipe, because it was costing us too much money. :-)

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    15. re: Time to vent by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Bah! that happened at my last corporate support job and we spent 3 weeks putting copies of Mcafee on each machine by hand, and then had to manually update them because it was 'cost prohibitive' to do it any other way... Yeah, like it could really cost more to get centrally manager software than it was costing in man hours for the Sys Admin, the DB Admin, and the Network Admin, to go from machine to machine updating AV files...

      Kintanon

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    16. Re:Time to vent by jmoo · · Score: 1

      Sorry nothing contorted or extreme about my examples. I have seen them all to often. Sorry the company I work at can't afford multiple T1 just to let everybody surf and believe me they do surf.

      Just what do you consider typical web surfing for the typical employee?

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    17. Re: Time to vent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bah! that happened at my last corporate support job and we spent 3 weeks putting copies of Mcafee on each machine by hand, and then had to manually update them because it was 'cost prohibitive' to do it any other way... Yeah, like it could really cost more to get centrally manager software than it was costing in man hours for the Sys Admin, the DB Admin, and the Network Admin, to go from machine to machine updating AV files...

      But if you're salaried, they're paying you anyway . . . right or wrong, that's the mentality.

    18. Re:Time to vent by tweek · · Score: 1

      I understand all about sitting with nothing to do. I'm a network admin. If I'm doing my job right, I have quite a bit of free time.

      The problem (which I didn't make a good enough point about) is that MOST people don't think of computing resources as having a TANGIBLE cost. CPU cycles don't have a cost. Network connectivity doesn't have a cost. It's sort of the double edged sword with computers and internet connections being ubiquitous. You end up taking them for granted. You expect a company to provide a computer at your desk to do your job. You expect a company to provide internet access to do your job. What's the harm in me reading espn.com (when in the hell did they go over to MSN by the way?).

      The harm is that if the entire company is reading espn.com or slashdot or news.com or k5 or foxnews.com (all the sites I read on a daily basis), is that the time spent doing that adds up.

      Imagine the cost to a company that pays for bandwidth by the usage? What about remote offices that only have a 56K or 128K frame relay connection to the main office? That bandwidth can get sucked up fast while some other people are trying to use the network to actually work.

      Wether people admit it or not, time IS money. My time has value. When I get an annoying sales call from some guy trying to get me to switch to his company or provider, the first thing I ask him is "Do you think my time is valuable?". If he says no, then he's a dumbass. If he says yes, then I tell him to send me an email with whatever information or leave me his business card/material (if he's cold calling) and I'll get back to him if I need his services or when I'm scoping something new.

      The other side effect is the security issue. I've said in previous posts and even on a rant on my site that I HATE when companies create products that HAPPILY tunnel through HTTP. It makes my job next to impossible and creates Yet Another Security Problem. My primary responsibility and my paycheck comes from making sure that the network stays up. If anything threatens that, I get defensive.

      I have to make a disclaimer too. I eat my own dogfood. I don't make exceptions for myself on the firewall. The only use of resources that is improper is my webcam and I've even given that low priority on the firewall.

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    19. Re:Time to vent by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
      tweek writes:
      People need to grow up. When you are at work, you should work. If your company is NICE enough to let you use resources for personal use then fine but you do NOT have a right to do anything with something that isn't yours.
      I agree. My employer has the right to forbid me to web browse at the office, and I have the right to quit and find a job at a less draconian company.

      As it happens, the company I work for takes a rather extreme stance in favor of the first amendment, such that enterprise-wide web filter cannot happen. (Yes, we are hiring)

      The other side of the coin is 'Quality of life' issues. As your employer expects you to spend more and more of your day in the office or carrying an electronic leash making you available to support work problems when you are at home, a reasonable company will realize that as 'work issues' bleed into your personal life, 'home issues' are going to bleed into work hours.

      I am required to be at the office during the same hours that most other businesses, schools, etc are open. That makes it unavoidable that I will have to take care of some personal business during work hours. A good employer realizes this, and tolerates a certain level of non-business use of the Internet and telephone.

      Yes, your employer has the right to forbid this, just as your employer has the right to require that you wear a suit and tie every day. And I consider both to be unreasonable limitations.

      OTOH, my employer requires 'business casual' attire, and bars accessing porn from the office Internet connection. I have no problem with abiding by those policies, and have no sympathy for anybody who is fired for violation.

    20. Re:Time to vent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct. I do not have a right to internet access. But if you take away my internet access you will make me unhappy and angry. When I am unhappy and angry I will begin hunting for a new job. In the meantime I will do the minimum required amount of work using the minimum required amount of thought. My work week ends at 40hours and do not call me on the weekends.

      Attention employers: consider this a declaration of war.

    21. Re:Time to vent by iie1195 · · Score: 1

      Heh. Have you EVER watched upper managmnt at work?

      Lemme sum it up for you:
      THEY'RE the ones getting paid to do jack shit!
      THEY'RE the ones that take the company car on a personal vacation!
      THEY'RE the ones sending Christmas presents thru the company's FedEx accounts to their sluts in New York!
      THEY'RE the ones that send personal email on company time!
      THEY'RE actually the ones reading the latest John Grisham novel when they should be working!
      THEY'RE the ones who, when they get fired for doing a shitty job, get a golden parachute to keep them rich forever.

      It's us peons work our asses off for these assholes every single day. While they get fat, we get worn down and suicidal.

      Fuck, man! I admit that there are certain things that shouldn't be allowed, such as pr0n. That's fine. But email? And the latest Userfriendly during lunch? That's a privilege. And if you keep your deadlines, turn in your work on time, and work your ass off for the fat cats... well, it's NOBODY'S business if you use the company's phat T1 to check your personal email!

      Fucker.

      -iie1195

    22. Re:Time to vent by kopper187 · · Score: 1

      While a valid econonmic point, to actually think that is a resonable example is funny. Yes, it costs the company to cool/heat the office, give you a desk and a chair, have running water in the bath rooms, etc., but without those things, in what condition would we work in? Now the term 'sweat shop' would, once again, be literal. Yes it costs money to cool the building and yes, the company would eliminate that if they could to cut costs. Too bad that's an issue of the protected work envirnment. Sheesh, relevant examples are worth so much more to makeing a point.

    23. Re:Time to vent by tweek · · Score: 2

      I understand. The point I was trying to make is that you shouldn't EXPECT anything. I agree that most of senior management are the typical loosers when it comes to this sort of thing. It doesn't set a good example at all. Hell my boss' boss forced me to allow Morpheus only to him. I tried to explain the why's and dont's of Morpheus and he said that he wanted it because he was spending so much time at work that he couldn't download at home. I at least got him to promise that he wouldn't download any pirated software and the firewall ruleset actually has the date and who requested the change and for what reason.

      I think everyone thinks I'm saying that full on anal restriction to the internet at work is a good thing. I don't. I think you should treat people like adults until they prove otherwise.

      We don't have any filters on the web at all. At our very first meeting after I wrote our AUP, I told people that unless someone gives me a reason to start causing restrictions. I think that's a fair trade right there. We had to lock out instant messengers because of abuse. We had to block out the napster/morpheus/music city class c's because of abuse. As long as you act like an adult and do what you were paid to do, I don't have a problem with you browsing the web at lunch time or chatting with a few friends on IRC.

      But I did want to address something ELSE you brought up.

      Yes they are the ones getting paid to do jack shit. They do all the things that you mention above but you know what? They're management. Wether we like it or not, that's one of the perks of getting to that level. If you keep at things (and me too) then someday we'll be in that position. We can then choose to set poor examples for our employees or set better ones by letting people work with us instead of for us. I'm lucky enough that my boss happens to not be one of those managers. He has admitted that he want's to be at the point one day where the people who work for him directly don't do any work but that's a long way coming. Think of it as motivation to do a good well at what you do. Eventually you can start your own company and do things your way.

      But it is the company's business what happens with the "phat" t1 because they did pay for it.

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    24. Re:Time to vent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the people he works with might not be as intelligent as he lets on, but he sure hit this nail on the head:

      "hyperpolitical, network nazi, tattle-tale tech wannabes that infest most corporate eye-tee environments."

      That's quit an accurate description from what I've seen in the industry. Oh, and don't forget the huge holier-than-thou egos these folks possess. Worst social skills ever.

  28. Uh, It's a privilege, not a right... by UsonianAutomatic · · Score: 2

    Granted, I would be pretty upset if my external e-mail and internet access were taken away, but my employer would be well within their rights to do so.

    I use the internet quite a bit while at work; it's an invaluable programming reference. Any surfing beyond that, though, is technically an abuse of company resources. I'm pretty good about sneaking over here to Slashdot only on short breaks, but there are times when I let the mouse wander a little more than I should.

    In a big company, lots of employees surfing around and forwarding stupid jokes and viruses to one another can cost a company in terms of both bandwidth and lost productivity.

    Having internet access at work is nice and all, but a God-given right it ain't.

  29. And this is a bad thing because? by chazzf · · Score: 2

    I have to agree with the above posters that companies have a legitimate point here. Flash animations, greeting cards, personal email, pr0n...all this stuff takes bandwith folks. Moreover, all this stuff will travel over the COMPANY's network on COMPANY time.

    Worse, let's say Dumb Secretary #1 opens up an ILOVEYOU-type virus (I saw such a case on the evening news at the time.) Boom-infected machines that will have to be cleaned up. This is most certainly a BAD THING.

    Now, before I'm flamed by the personal freedoms crowd, let me point out that work is a privilege. You have been hired by said company to perform said tasks. You have not been hired to bid on eBay, manage your stocks, or visit the Hamsterdance. Those people who need access, like developers, will likely be granted it. The article means companies in general, some tech firms probably won't mess with it.

    We'll have to see where this goes, but I say let's wait and see.

    ~chazzf

    --
    No statement is true, not even this one.
    1. Re:And this is a bad thing because? by Lips · · Score: 1

      let me point out that work is a privilege

      From the Universal Declaration of Human Rights:
      Article 23.
      (1) Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment.

      You have not been hired to bid on eBay, manage your stocks, or visit the Hamsterdance

      Very true...BUT I am also employed to work 40 hours a week, not 50. I am employed to be a programmer, not a systems tester or a business analyst. I am employed to work Monday to Friday, not weekends. Todays companies have no problems whatsoever impose company life on my private life, so why not the other way around?

    2. Re:And this is a bad thing because? by Jonny+290 · · Score: 1

      Quote from the article:

      To hear some of the more ardent computer security advocates tell it, the days of sneaking in some online shopping on company time, mass-emailing your pals a Flash-powered shoot-'em-up game or even downloading screensavers could be a thing of the past.

      If your employees are fucking stupid enough to download "Flash-powered shoot-'em-up games' and 'screensavers', not only have you not properly trained them in network usage and respect for their machines, but you might need to find them some actual WORK to do.

      Mind you, if they do their work and want to view non-flash websites, i don't have a problem in the world with that.

      --
      Hey Taco! Looks like you're using the "infinite monkeys and typewriters" scheme to generate Ask Slashdots again...
    3. Re:And this is a bad thing because? by DennyK · · Score: 2

      Very true...BUT I am also employed to work 40 hours a week, not 50. I am employed to be a programmer, not a systems tester or a business analyst. I am employed to work Monday to Friday, not weekends. Todays companies have no problems whatsoever impose company life on my private life, so why not the other way around?

      Does your employment agreement/contract specifically include the above restrictions? If so, I'd suggest mentioning that to your boss the next time he asks you to come in on Saturday and do some business analysis... ;)

      If not, then your argument doesn't make much sense...you are hired to do whatever is in your job description or stipulated in your contract or agreement. If that requires working 50 hour weeks and weekends, then that's just part of the job. If that makes you unhappy, then maybe it's time to look around for other opportunities that don't intrude so much on your personal life? ;)

      DennyK

    4. Re:And this is a bad thing because? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1
      "I have to agree with the above posters that companies have a legitimate point here. Flash animations, greeting cards, personal email, pr0n...all this stuff takes bandwith folks. Moreover, all this stuff will travel over the COMPANY's network on COMPANY time."
      To some extent, I agree with you. Companies shouldn't have to pay someone who isn't being productive, or who is maxing out the network by downloading gigabytes of music and movies. Behavior like that amounts to stealing.

      "Worse, let's say Dumb Secretary #1 opens up an ILOVEYOU-type virus (I saw such a case on the evening news at the time.) Boom-infected machines that will have to be cleaned up. This is most certainly a BAD THING."
      Certainly, this is a bad thing. There are technological solutions that don't require a complete ban on Internet access (firewalling, attachment scanning, dropping Outlook or changing its default settings, strongly-worded emails openly mocking anyone stupid enough to download executables from total strangers), and a total ban isn't going to eliminate the problem so long as your machines have floppy drives.

      "Now, before I'm flamed by the personal freedoms crowd, let me point out that work is a privilege. You have been hired by said company to perform said tasks. You have not been hired to bid on eBay, manage your stocks, or visit the Hamsterdance. Those people who need access, like developers, will likely be granted it. The article means companies in general, some tech firms probably won't mess with it."
      Work is not a privilege. Most people need to be employed, the same way that they need air to survive. There are exceptions, but they can generally be divided between the independently wealthy and the clinically insane.

      Which, of course, is why businesses aren't given free rein over their companies. Things like OSHA, minimum wage, and whistleblower laws are meant to ensure workers are given a certain standard of living. It's doubtful that the Feds will ever step in and declare Internet-free workplaces an occupational hazard, but it seems that society has decided that there is only so much crap an employee should have to put up with.

      Though you're being reasonable, a lot of the folks on the "your company owns you" bandwagon leave me with the impression that a corporation has no obligation to its employees other than getting the maximum amount of production out of them each pay period. I think that's wrong, and that employers have a duty to not to pile too much suckiness onto their employees' lives.

      // Begin irrelevant tangent. Return 1 on failure.

      What would really be cool is a company that was owned entirely by the employees. When you get hired on, you automatically get a share of the stock in the company, based on the value of the work you're doing. You can't sell it, but you're paid in dividends. The upper management is voted in by the employee/stockholders, and can be voted out by the same.

      So, instead of having a charter which requires the company to "maximize shareholder value," it's guided by the wishes of the employees. So if a policy is proposed that would increase profit and increase suckiness*, the employees themselves would be the ones to decide whether the extra cash was worth it. Under the current system, the answer is always, "Full steam ahead."

      Anyways, I think that would be an incredibly cool corporate model to be a part of.

      "We'll have to see where this goes, but I say let's wait and see."
      I think I see it going the same places you do. Some corporations will jump on it, others won't touch it. Just as it's always been. After all, the idea of unplugging the worker bees isn't a new one (although the "We must avert the Hacker Armaggeddon" pitch might be a new twist). Some employees won't mind. Others will set fire to their desks and dance naked until security throw them out. The flames will be extinguished, and life will go on.

      * An ill-defined metric, I'll admit. But I think everyone knows what I'm talking about.
      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  30. Blame those responsible by Lips · · Score: 1

    When it comes to security issues, why is it so hard for companies to demand that the software they buy is fit for purpose? The software is designed for the internet, surely they know by now, that the internet is bad place, so they should create it with this in mind.

    It all comes back to crappy software.

  31. Not viruses and lawsuits... by Xenopax · · Score: 2

    I think corporations biggest threat is lost productivity time from programmers reading slashdot. (I bet I'm about the 75th person making this comment).

  32. No personal email? by peterdaly · · Score: 2

    Without personal email, how would I do my job the one day each week our Exchange server decides to stop routing Internet email? Err, well...maybe that's what our exchange network's real goal is, and they are just randomly phasing it in a little at a time.

    -Pete

  33. woo by nomadic · · Score: 2

    Revolution OS is on the sundance channel if anyone cares. Off-topic but I'll post it at +1 so it takes a few minutes to get modded down.

    1. Re:woo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      join us now and share the software, you'll be free, hackers you'll be free

    2. Re:woo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just so damn funny. It's like singing 'Blowing in the Wind' at a fucking Trotskyite rally outside a building where they (supposedly) make paper clips used at the Pentagon.

  34. Slacking is a mentality, not a problem with rules by clangro · · Score: 0

    You can put as many rules into place as you like, but an employee that just doesn't feel like working at the moment simply won't work.

    Right now he might be checking the news and sport scores on the internet, and if you remove that, he'll go to his buddy in sales and talk about the game last night instead for a few minutes. Then you can put in rules to prohibit conversation off of break times, and then he'll just space out at his desk. Most people slack at their job for some part of their day. It's human nature, but unfortunately, these spin doctors make it sound like 7.5 hours a day employees are browsing monster.com looking for a new job and downloading virii.

    You don't need to have some sort of special outlet to slack off, you simply have to not want to work.

  35. Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eliminate Outlook and 99% of your virus threats disappear immediately, and at little to no cost.

  36. FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by GMontag · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here is the CLOSEST quote to identifying a firm that is contemplating cutoff of access:

    "As a result, companies are considering dramatically curtailing, or even abolishing completely the freedoms, on which employees have grown increasingly reliant over the past few years. "

    Companies? What "companies"? The only firms named in the article are firewall and security companies that are spewing the fear used in this marketing spewing article.

    No real management is going to take this seriously.

    1. Re:FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by sweet+reason · · Score: 1

      No real management is going to take this seriously.

      there was a time when that was said of Windoze too.

      --
      Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- A.E.
    2. Re:FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by Tarrant · · Score: 1

      There was also a time when that was said of BeOS.

    3. Re:FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      No real management is going to take this seriously.
      Yes, but what if you work in a place that doesn't have real management - just someone that follows that latest fad and bounces from one failure to the next.
    4. Re:FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • No real management is going to take this seriously.


        • Yes, but what if you work in a place that doesn't have real management - just someone that follows that latest fad and bounces from one failure to the next.

      And if you work in a place that DOES have real management, let me know so I can send them my resume.
    5. Re:FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a large Telco in Australasia, who just today sent around an email detailing such restrictions. Don't think that big companies won't take this seriously, they are. (Just a pity they've got the wrong approach).

    6. Re:FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      Oh but they will, and they are. My company is.
      .

      --
      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
    7. Re:FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by Gannoc · · Score: 3, Funny

      No real management is going to take this seriously.


      Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha


      You're so naive its almost cute.

    8. Re:FUD FUD FUD!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Em, hello? Earth to GMontag? All of the major law firms in London operate a pretty full-on restricted internet and e-mail policy. My firm certainly does. Some things are let through, however. Like Slashdot, as it frequently runs articles which are related and/or informative to our practice areas.

      If it's happening in the professsional sector in the UK I have to imagine it's happening practically everywhere - I doubt UK law firms' IT departments would be leading the trend here - but I could be wrong.

      For what it's worth, I have no problem with the firm filtering my net/e-mail use. I use the internet at work for personal use. I use e-mail for personal use. In each case my freedoms are less than those I would experience if I connected at home. Do I consider these restrictions to be unfair? Absolutely not. Do I demand the same level of freedoms? Of course not - I'm at work.

      Oh, and in realtion to monitoring of employee e-mail use, internet use, other general activity - get used to it. Our employers practically watch everything we do, all day, every day. If you work for a major mulitnational corporation, or substantial company, chances are that Big Brother is already watching you.

      If you have a good employer though, and if you are, on the whole, a good employee, he/she probably won't bat an eyelid at a bit of time wasting now and again. After all, it's nothing new - it's practically exepcted. Most companies even budget for it. If you weren't wasting time reading Slashdot, you'd be wasting it doing something else. At least they can monitor the internet.

      The security risk is a fair point - surely businesses are entitled to place their IS demands above "freebies" to their employees?

      Or does diddums need his toys to do his widdle job? Stop bleating you pathetic mongrels.

  37. Not very logical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The more freedoms that are taken away from me at work, the less time I spend at work. My terms of employment state that I must work 35-40 hours per week. I usually work 60, but I feel it's fair considering I do conduct personal business (phone calls, online shopping) during daytime hours. The company gets the better part of my exess hours, I feel that we're both getting what we need. My managers have someone who's there when they need him, and who is flexible.

    Take away my abilities to do those things, and I will become more "letter of the law". I only HAVE to work 35-40 hours.

  38. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by neuroticia · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is more productive?

    Scenario A: Employee needs break desperately, has net access and goes to /. to participate in brain-stimulating discussion regarding a variety of issues from copyright law to hardware to GPL issues. Returns to work refreshed and ready for a challenge.

    Scenario B: Employee needs break desperately, does not have net access, wanders outside to smoke and oggle female co-workers. Returns to work with a hardon and a brain that is more fuzzed than before.

    Proposed rule: Limit all NON-GEEK employees from accessing the internet. They mess with the bandwidth that could be better spend downloading the latest Slackware distro.

    -Sara

  39. Fairly weighing the risks by NetSettler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These things are often presented as if the "conservative" action is to restrict usage. But, for example, restricting access to the web means restricting instant access to the whole of the world's static knowledge store. Operating with no access to information seems a risk, too. So it isn't a choice between "risk" and "no risk", it's a choice between "one risk" and "another risk". I never seem to see it presented that way, though.

    I also don't understand the focus on racy and inflammatory stuff as the biggest risk to a company. The biggest risk to the company is not the Internet but the Intranet. It's often the case that in a single button click, one can get to the corporate secrets and with little more than a few more keystrokes one can output that info to a file and mail it to a party outside the company's walls. That risk outshines the risk of pornography in many cases.

    And, finally, a lot of this seems a scapegoat for lazy/bad management. If your employees are productively yielding what they should, what difference does it make where they are surfing. And if they are not yielding what they should, why not address that issue?

    --

    Kent M Pitman
    Philosopher, Technologist, Writer

  40. Just don't use OutLook and get Norton AntiVirus. by EMR · · Score: 1

    I can partially understand their view... but that's a tad extreme..
    At the college IT dept were I was working at I did not allow OutLook to be used.. or if the staff or teacher wanted to use it.. I didn't support it.. (they tended to not like that when things blew up in their face. aka missing e-mail/address books, or NASTY viruses).. I also had Norton Corporate Edition installed on all the systems.. which has a central point of command.. I can automatically update the virus defs on all systems in a flash.. and all the quarenteens get dumped to one location.. I can also install NAV-CE on any new system from the server.. (as long as they were NT4.0 or Win2K)

    However, the issue did arise were some employees abused their access to the internet and didn't work and just played.. mainly the guy whow was supposed to be the SysAdmin at the place, which actually I was doing all of his work as he slacked off playing EverCrack and reading pages of EverCrack forums.. And would you believe that they didn't want to fire him.. and he was doing this for about 4 months before they finally canned him.. and Then they refused to hire me for that position (which I was already doing that AND the programming).. well.. the're screwed now as I left and they haven't a clue how to run things... OH Well...

  41. Mine too by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    Im at a pretty nice sized company, and they already block the email port completely. I can not use email no matter what except the corporate mail.

    Most people smart enough to set up their own email in outlook express believe it or not, are quite concious of viruses.

    Yes, we get them ALL the time. its amazing what people do. But lots of people don't care, they feel its better to open it at work than at home :D BTW, there are no provisions on company mail far as I know to block virused attachments.

    I delete attachments.

    So there is still company email, and webmail (yahoo, hotmail, etc.).

    Personally, I just use pine...
    Out web goes through the corporate proxy. I disabled that on my computer. what do I need that for?

    They load all kind, ok ok ok, I'll stop here. Out IT department is the most horrible money wasting department in the company with all their "security" related crap they stuff on the computer, etc...I rolled my own install ;)

  42. Rights On the Line by Arandir · · Score: 2

    So why is the article under the "Your Rights Online" section?

    Face it, he who owns the property gets to set the rules for it. If I refuse to let Timothy redecorate my bathroom for proper feng shui alignments, I am hardly infringing on his freedom of religion. Yet somehow if I don't allow him to use my computer to cruise for pr0n I am somehow infringing on his rights.

    If you own that workstation in your cubicle, go do whatever you want with it. But if you boss owns it instead, then you had better follow his rules regarding it.

    This isn't about "Your Rights Online", but rather "Your Employer's Rights Regarding Your Employer's Property".

    --
    A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  43. But wait, there's more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You completely overlooked the amount of TIME people spend surfing, thinking about surfing, etc. and what it costs their employers. It's the biggest reason (aside from viruses) companies regret giving access to their employees - it's supposed to be productivity tool.

  44. using the faster connection at work to download? by TechnoLust · · Score: 2
    Umm... my DSL line at home is faster than our T1 at work because at work there are over a hundred people on it surfing the net!

    But seriously, I couldn't do my job if I didn't have the net. Sure I browse /. for about an hour a day, but I'm there 9 or 10 hours somedays, so what's the big deal? Also, every bigwig in my company has AIM or YahooIM installed, so do you really think they will block all that stuff? When the big guys visited our location last time, I got pulled out of a very important meeting to help one of them get connected to YahooIM.

    --
    "Da ist ein Technölüst in mein Unterpanten!"
  45. What are they getting paid for. by Understudy · · Score: 1

    Let's understand something. You go to work to do work. That is what the company pays you for.
    You want to check your personal e-mail do it at home. You want to shop do it on your own time without
    company resources. Most businesses have a huge financial investment in the computer system in the office
    plus the people needed to maintain and service it.

    The system does not need extra expenses because you decided to check your e-mail and let some Trojan on
    the system. The system does not need to be brought to a halt because you are using Bear Share to
    download you latest soap opera or all the ping hits that come with using something like Bear Share.

    The people employed to maintain the system are there to maintain the files keep good back up copies and
    help you when the computer you are working on decides to have a hard drive die. There is enough
    for the support staff to do normally without you making their job harder. Especially when they are
    going into overtime because of somebody's stupid screw up.

    And yes the company can put in all the things to help prevent a lot of this . They would be idiots not
    to. But usually it is so unwanted outside issues can't come in. They don't need someone on the
    inside helping them. Do your ebay shopping at home.

    Think this is a rant from management, wrong. I am the guy who gets stuck having to work through the
    weekend because somebody went on the IRC and decided yeah I will download this file of Hot Naked Young
    Babes. You know the overtime is nice but I haven't mowed my lawn in two months because of it.

    1. Re:What are they getting paid for. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Let's get something straight. I go home to be home. That's what it means to have a life. You want me to make business-related phone calls? Only on company time for which you must compensate me. I have a huge financial and emotional investment in myself, my life, and the people I choose to share it with.

      I do not need extra stresses on my valuable free time because you think it would be cheaper for me to wear a pager than to hire somebody to watch the network at night. My life does not need to be brought to a halt because some clueless VP forgot the password to her dial-up e-mail at 10PM.

      The people in my life are ones that I need to spend time with. Not want. Need. I also need time to pursue interests outside of work. There is enough for me to keep track of without you coming in and making my life harder.

      Think this is a rant from one of the uber-lazy? Wrong. I'm just sick of employers who have decided that just because I've agreed to provide them with certain services, that they own me 24/7.

      No, I *do* understand your point. Hopefully you understand mine. Employers have a lot of power over their employees. We need our jobs. We're terrified of losing our jobs. We would--and are often made to--go to exceptional lengths in order to keep them.

      Because we're employees accepting paychecks, we have a duty to earn them. There's nothing onerous about that duty, because we're employees. And there's a shameful amount of abuse that can go on. But unplugging a useful tool like the Internet because somebody might spend some time reading personal e-mail or downloading pr0n makes only slightly more sense than taking away phones because somebody might decide to price shop for a new fender or talk dirty to his wife. Virii are a more credible risk, but there are ways to minimize that risk there without turning yet another facet of one's work life into a joyless hell.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  46. Bozos? by Raunchola · · Score: 3, Insightful
    OK, let's look at this here:

    You're surfing the Internet on your employer's time

    Your employer is paying the bill for the T3 (or whatever)

    And you think you have the right to surf the Internet while at work? When you're on the company's time, you're supposed to be working...not bidding on crap on eBay.

    Would someone please tell timothy what censorship is? This story doesn't even come close to the definition.

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    --
    The real Raunchola isn't cool enough to have any imposters
    1. Re:Bozos? by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      How about when I can't get to a site that has info that I need? At my home office we have no filtering, but occasionally I go to some military sites that have filtering in place (easily defeated, btw), and I can't (well I can, but I shouldn't be able to) get to the places I need to go to get info. Never thought that I would find Yahoo banned, but there you go! At least Google was ok.

      At what point did a search engine become taboo?

      --
      Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
    2. Re:Bozos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your employer is paying the bill for the T3 (or whatever)

      A bill they couldn't pay without your work.

      Boy, you're just another of the little personally insecure control freaks aren't you?

    3. Re:Bozos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you're supposed to be working...not bidding on crap on eBay.

      I built my companies internet connections and much of the dmz and server room infrastructure from ebay. If it wasnt for ebay it would have cost them 10 times as much .....

      mocom--

    4. Re:Bozos? by ender81b · · Score: 2

      A good point that will have you flamed to death. You're absolutely right. THe concept of 'censorship' doesn't apply here. The 'internet' is a private domain - henceforth free speach doesn't apply (this is why spammers can't spam and claim free speach rights- the internet isn't a public domain).

      Another point you could make is that people havea choice - if you're company's internet policies are buggin you go find a new job granted not applicable in all situations but still a valid point. And if these policies are really shortsighted, dumb, etc why the heck are you working there anyways?

      Finally, people are saying to not use Microsoft products since they are so vulnerable. Good point. Unfortunately, the average user has an annoying tendency to download every single attachment that comes to them - and many are just general virii not outlook specific. A place where I have done work at a place that uses GroupWise with McAfee virus scan of all attachments. We had to go and change the settings of McAfee to "clean without prompting" because 90% of the time when users where presented with the dialog that the attachemnet contained a virus they would simply run it anyways. One intrepid soul even uninstalled McAfee because it was 'bothering him to much with all these warnings.'

      Reality is a harsh world..

    5. Re:Bozos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, if your employer won't let you surf the net...you're more than welcome to find work elsewhere.

      and what are you? one of those whackjob libertarians who think they should have the right to do whatever they want, regardless of the outcome?

    6. Re:Bozos? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And you think you have the right to surf the Internet while at work?

      If the organization in question is big enough for a T3, then it is big enough to pay thousands for telephone service, coffee service, housekeeping, office furniture, and the ongoing costs associated with an ascetically pleasing facility and property. None of these costs directly relate to productivity, but are considered to be comforts that a civilized business provides to its employees. At some level, there is an awareness that if you are going to engage the services of humans in the course of your business, you must provide certain comforts that serve no purpose except to please the humans.

      The reality is that taking away web browsing in today's world is like taking all the phones or discontinuing company provided toilet paper. It has become a necessary human comfort to be able to check the weather or see your kids on the daycare webcam.

      Besides, in my extensive experience, the network abuses and virus problems almost always come from users on the top floor.

  47. OK, OK, turn off the net access... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...but please, please, please leave me a hole for Google's Usenet archive. Almost every programming question I've ever had has been answered 100 times on Usenet.

    1. Re:OK, OK, turn off the net access... by fhknack · · Score: 1

      That'd be funny if it weren't so scary. When I started work at a large bank about two years ago, I found the Deja archive blocked because it had "no legitimate business use." (Apparently, having some illegitimate uses equates to having no legitimate ones.) It's only recently that I tracked down a different proxy system that allows me to get through to Google's groups.Of course, this is the same company that effectively barred me from participation in a platform-specific mailing list because having my real name attached to the bank's domain was feared to be enough information to let "hackers" compromise our network.I'm still here because the pay is good and my boss is easy to work for. Illegitimi non carborundum.

    2. Re:OK, OK, turn off the net access... by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

      The corporate overlords shut off my groups.google.com access so I followed the instructions and notified the proxy administrator. I was told that I would not be granted access to usenet archives because I might access porn. When I pointed out that the binaries are not available in the archive I was then told that I might look up detailed instructions on how to make a bomb. I'm not kidding that's the excuse I got. When I pointed out that the company already trusts me with millions of dollars worth of data and systems, the least they should worry about is me looking for bomb instructions I was told the real reason was that they could not restrict what I was reading to non entertainment posts.

      Now I just work around them and point out whenever possible that since company resources are not to be used for personal resons, they should not expect me to use my personal resources for company reasons. They drew the line and expect me to respect it, they should respect the line as well.

      I also have a penchant for pointing out to management that since the executives don't trust them, I shouldn't either. They just love that. In the meantime I work the alloted time and no more(for them).

      Often when I have to spend a lot of time researching a problem I mention to my manager that I would have already found the answer on groups.google.com but being the pointy haired boss that he is it's a waste of breath.

      Cat

  48. They take it seriously where I work!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I work, we completely cut off access to the Internet from nine to noon, and one to five. In other words, if you want to do anything on the Internet, you can't do it during regular business hours (except during lunch). In our case the purpose was not security or reducing liability, but to increase the productivity of our coders. Management wasn't too happy with the amount of time programmers spent web surfing and IRCing.

    Some coders complained they needed to use the Web for reference and research purposes, so we set up a single computer with 24 hour Internet access in a very public area where everyone could see whether or not you doing something work related. Surprisingly, it doesn't see much use.

    This whole policy was none too popular (as you might imagine) when it was first implemented a few months ago. But by every objective measure, productivity is very markedly improved, bugs are fewer, we're getting things done within a reasonable time frame for a change. It still isn't a popular policy, but even the programmers who most resent the policy have had to admit (grudgingly) that it works.

    1. Re:They take it seriously where I work!!! by jgerman · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It doesn't see much use because it doesn't do anyone a bit of good if they aren't sitting at their desks referring to a reference. I constantly use the web as an engineer. Need to know how something works, fire up google and search. Tracking down something strange that might be a bug, check usenet. Need to figure out this Oracle error I'm getting and how to work around it, the net is the way to go. I'd waste more time searching for and through books if I didn't have net access at my finger tips.


      If my company took away net access, would I continue to work, well yeah, would I be any more productive definitely not. Would I be looking for a new job, count on it.

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    2. Re:They take it seriously where I work!!! by fscking_coward_2001 · · Score: 1

      Where I work, we completely cut off access to the restroom from nine to noon, and one to five. In other words, if you want to do anything on the toilet, you can't do it during regular business hours (except during lunch). In our case the purpose was not security or reducing liability, but to increase the productivity of our coders. Management wasn't too happy with the amount of time programmers spent urinating and defecating .

      Some coders complained they needed to use the restroom for reference and research purposes, so we set up a single toilet in a very public area where everyone could see how often others used it. Surprisingly, it doesn't see much use.

      This whole policy was none too popular (as you might imagine) when it was first implemented a few months ago. But by every objective measure, productivity is very markedly improved, bugs are fewer, we're getting things done within a reasonable time frame for a change. It still isn't a popular policy, but even the programmers who most resent the policy have had to admit (grudgingly) that it works.

      I can't decide if you're a troll, a mindless drone or a PHB.

    3. Re:They take it seriously where I work!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Covertly place proxy software or forwarding on the public boxes. I can think of a few ways to write the proxy to make it harder for them to track you down....

      But then, you don't want to risk your job. :)

  49. It may not be a right, but a good idea by Xenopax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've read quite a few comments on here saying "the internet is not a right, you should be working". Well, that isn't the issue really. It's not like we are talking about a law, but a company choice. Now granted, it is within a companies right to restrict internet access, but a company has to factor in all the results of the restriction, not just the lost time and virus threats.

    The fact of the matter is right now Americans are required to work way too much as is. Many jobs onyl allow you two weeks of vaction for several years after you start, and even then you might not get that "benefit" for a year after your start date. People getting burnt out at work happens all the time, and that hurts business in terms of productivity. Sure they enact short term solutions like fire the employees and hire new ones, but the new ones get burnt out faster trying to catch up. Allowing someone some time to spend checking up on their personal email and sending an ICQ to their wife is not to much to give up when it means your employees will be happier, and therefor more productive.

    But I imagine the suits along with all the "you are paid to work" zealots on this site will only see the one dimension picture of lost email due to "personal" activities. At what point did we become slaves anyway?

    1. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, Einstien. How much should people work per week and how much vacation should they be allotted a year? Is 40hrs a week too much for you? Talk about a lazy whiner.

    2. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think about my work at home. I even do some coding on my own time just because something comes to mind. Does my employer let me charge that as company time? Hell no. Does my company pay me for the time I spend in traffic wasting my life while I'm on my way to dedicate myself to my job? Nope...and furthermore they expect me to answer my cellphone in the mean time.

      If you think this guy's a whiner, then you've obviously never had a real job where your employer tries to bleed you of every waking minute of your life. I care about my job and my employer enough to do these things because I believe it all helps me to do my job better. I make these considerations for the benefit of my employer, and my employer is kind enough to return the favor by treating me as a person, and not a collection of man-hours.

    3. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Go work for a better company. If I do work at home, I record it, and even though I'm salaried, my overtime is always noted in my yearly review. Don't just bend over and say "fuck my ass", go find a company that will say "I will pay you to fuck your ass." These companies are out there, you just have to look, and be good enough to qualify to work there.

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    4. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      As I've said about 30 thousand times so far in this thread- go find a better company. I can't think of anything better that my company can do in regards to making the employees happy (well, free beer would be good, but c'mon!) My company is rated best in all kinds of stuff year after year- the secret? we only hire the best employees. When we get the crunch, we work straight through Xmas and New Years (like I did this past December), but when we are light (like now, for me) we get slack for not doing real work. Go find a good company to work for, or better yet go start a good company to work for. We make shit loads of money, pay shit loads of money, and have no problems with viri. Go figure.

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    5. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by Xenopax · · Score: 2

      I'm just thankful I actually work for a good employer now, long ago I was at one of those hellish work till you bleed companies. I agree that finding a good company is the best thing to do, but back in the day I didn't have much choice in the matter. Still, I have yet to find a company that will start you off with more than 2 weeks of vacation, and from what I understand that is way below the average required-by-law vacation time given in Europe.

    6. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      You guys haven't hired me yet. Then again, I'm afraid to follow that thought to its logical conclusion.

    7. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Any company that says "I'll pay to fuck your ass" I'm out the door.

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    8. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Ah, I seem to have used an unfortunate phase of words! :-0

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    9. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by evilviper · · Score: 2
      The fact of the matter is right now Americans are required to work way too much as is.

      You are right, that is a problem. However, dangling a carrot (like internet access) in front of employees is nothing but a very short-term solution.

      Transfering information has no inherent value of it's own. It's only value is to facilitate other production. Because we are getting all our electronics, autos, appliances (etc) made in Japan, Mexico, & Taiwan, it's those places that will need high-tech workers.

      As soon as we (Americans) start MAKING things again, transfering information will gain value. That's the REAL solution to the problem you pointed out. Short-term appeasements will only prolong the problem.
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    10. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Go work for a better company. If I do work at home, I record it, and even though I'm salaried, my overtime is always noted in my yearly review."

      Hmm I see here you have done 600 hours overtime this year, here have a fucking biscuit. Oh by the way we are removing your Internet access because you were seen accessing an unauthorized web site.

    11. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I will pay you to fuck your ass."
      Isn't that illegal?
    12. Re:It may not be a right, but a good idea by danro · · Score: 1
      Go work for a better company.
      Right on, but thats no reason to let bad companys get away with everything. Before you know it this is "standard practice" and all companys do it without thinking twice.
      In that case you may end up with less good companys than nessecery to choose from.
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  50. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Elentar · · Score: 1

    My company _is_ in the porn business. ;) We're not allowed to browse any sites displaying images with clothing.

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  51. Glad by AlexDeGruven · · Score: 1

    All of this just makes me glad I work the tech support lines of a university. Totally open net access, with monitoring only for excessive bandwitdth uses.
    If one of our users wants to surf to teenieslutsondrugs.com, they're perfectly able to without consequence. We even maintain URL logs connected to signons and IPs, do we use them? VERY rarely. But, if the bozo doesn't clear their cache when they're done, or accidentally right-clicks and Sets as wallpaper, and someone complains, they've hung themselves.
    Put the responsibility on the user. Monitor the things that are important. If Joe user is burning 10GB of bandwidth with his Kazaa supernode every day, then it's time to lay some smack down (also, make sure it's in the company's handbook about proper usage standards), otherwise, leave them alone unless someone with a legitimate complaint comes forth.

    Also, never cut off the open net access of the Tech Support people... That is, if you still want to have tech support people... :)

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  52. Less drastic measure for stopping email worms by bovril · · Score: 1

    Instead of restricting users' email privileges, how about stopping IT administrators from installing M$ Outlook?

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    1. Re:Less drastic measure for stopping email worms by AlexDeGruven · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Any smart IT administrator would cringe at the idea of installing Outlook, 50% due to bloat, 50% due to lack of security.
      At my place of work, we use Novell Groupwise. I'm sorry to say, but it's very effective at blocking virii and other nasties, mainly because of the fact that it ignores scripting and uses it's own proprietary addressbook system. That, in itself causes it's own set of issues, but that's another discussion.
      Seriously, though, whenever it is that we see a large scale infection, it's because of Joe User that brought in his own Office2k/XP disc and installed Outlook. At least that's the primary reason for the infections on the Hospital side. On the University side, most people use pine from a telnet session, nearly virus/trojan/worm proof.

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  53. What about phone access? What about the door? by clion999 · · Score: 2, Funny


    Do you realize how much time people waste talking on the phone? One guy next to me used to spend at least an hour a week chattering about bridge. It was very annoying. But he did good work so there.

    Do businesses realize that people might call up phone sex lines? They can also contact prostitutes, drug dealers, hit men, or even rat out the company to the SEC/FBI. The list of bad contacts goes on and on. I say, "Let's rip those phones out of the wall."

    And what about the friggin door. Many good companies like to say that their most important assets walk out of the door every evening. Hah. Do you realize the trouble they can find when they leave the protective womb? There are drugs, criminals, blackmailers and spousal distraction units. Heck, there are even video games. I say, "Just lock them up for good." To heck with the door.

  54. How about banishing Outlook? by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If email viruses are causing all these untold millions of damages, how bout just banishing outlook and make everyone read plain old email. Problem solved, doesn't really cost a dime. Oh wait, I can't sell a new crappy firewall / email screener with that plan now can I?

    Never mind...

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    1. Re:How about banishing Outlook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If email viruses are causing all these untold millions of damages, how bout just banishing outlook

      We did, last summer. Haven't had a virus since. Buying a site license for another email program was the best thing we ever did.

  55. User is a four letter work by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

    The dam users where I works spend way too much time surfing and downloading. That isn't so much the issue other than they are paid to work not play. The problem is storage, they save all these mp3's, movies, and graphics. We are having to spend way too much time doing blanket deletes of the files so the storage doesn't fill up.

    As usual stupid users have taken a cool privilege, and abused it. So now everyone will have to pay the penalty.

  56. The way it should be. by thesolo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Honestly, people outside of IT simply shouldn't have unrestricted web access. It just makes sense.

    Where I work (5000+ people company), this is what we do:
    • Developers get unrestricted access. Let's face it, we need it. Everyone in our group is smarter than to launch a .vbs on the Windows machines (and if they aren't, they would never live it down!).
    • Everyone else has access, but it is supposed to be restricted to lunch/break time only. Reports are run to show time spent online, and how. The secretary in HR does not need to spend 4 hours on MSN's Game Zone, sorry.
    • Obviously, certain sites are blocked based on content for everyone, and rightfully so. No one should be checking out Hustler at work (unless that is your job!! ;).
    • Mail is filtered; known problematic attachments such as .scr & .vbs are stripped automatically.
    • Ports for P2P apps, AIM, ICQ, etc., are blocked for everyone but IT.

    Honestly, I think that is about the best you can do. IT needs the internet extensively; other departments not so much. Hell, my boss has said to me on more than one occasion that if /. keeps me up-to-speed on things going on in the tech world, then he WANTS me browsing it on work time. And everyone in my group does it, with no problems.

    I must say that I don't think its a good idea to totally remove internet access though for entire departments. I mean, if you work 8-5, that's the largest portion of your day spent at the office. You do have a life outside of work, and sometimes you have to do something online during those hours. Same goes for the phone, you are going to need it for a personal call every now & again. Of course, if you abuse the privileges, then you should have them revoked, plain & simple. But basic access should be allowed, after proper training, etc. However, giving everyone in the company unrestricted access is just flat-out stupid.
    1. Re:The way it should be. by jmckinney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why does IT specifically need access to AIM and ICQ, that it should be denied to everyone else?

    2. Re:The way it should be. by pi_rules · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Simply because they know how to use it -- and sometimes it's a good idea to be using it. I use AOLIM and MSN to keep in touch with developers that I respect to help me out in my job. We shoot IMs back and forth and work together now and again; it's encouraged where I'm at.

      I've seen IT departments that have ONLY HTTP access through a proxy. I was once stationed at a consultant through my full time employer as such a place and when I neeeded to do a text dump of a DB I couldn't even FTP it back to our site because -nobody- in the building could do an FTP transfer. Solution: NFS mount the Unix partition that had the .txt files on them onto a Win NT box and burn it to CD. Not too hard, if the consultant can do it themselves but I kid you not I had to track down 3-4 people in the plant every time I had to do this task. A huge waste of friggen time.

      IT may abuse it from time to time, but take it away and you pull a huge resource from the good workers.

    3. Re:The way it should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like pi_rules said, to keep in touch with other devs. We use ICQ to IM other people in our department (perfect for telecommuters), and we use AIM to message other developers, former coworkers, etc. Our bosses encourage it, and we don't abuse it.

    4. Re:The way it should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yeah, this just makes sense.
      Developers get unrestricted access. Let's face it, we need it. Everyone in our group is smarter than to launch a .vbs on the Windows machines (and if they aren't, they would never live it down!).
      Uh huh. I don't know the fantasy land you live in but the developers I've met and worked with aren't aware that there are things like "motherboards" in computers and wouldn't know a virus if it popped up an alert box saying "I'm a virus!". That's not their job, they're good at optimizing algorithms, not managing computers. Maybe you should just install a virus checker on everyone's machine.

      Everyone else has access, but it is supposed to be restricted to lunch/break time only. Reports are run to show time spent online, and how. The secretary in HR does not need to spend 4 hours on MSN's Game Zone, sorry.
      Oh yeah, MSN's Game Zone is a lot worse than sitting around polishing her nails waiting for the phone to ring. If she gets her job done, what does it matter?

      Obviously, certain sites are blocked based on content for everyone, and rightfully so. No one should be checking out Hustler at work (unless that is your job!! ;).
      Can't argue with you too much on this one, but censorware can be overly zealous for sites people need to access. I think /. is blocked by a lot of censorware for the YRO articles bashing censorware.

      Mail is filtered; known problematic attachments such as .scr & .vbs are stripped automatically.
      Good idea, but I don't see how that is pertinent to a discussion on curtailing recreational internet usage.

      Ports for P2P apps, AIM, ICQ, etc., are blocked for everyone but IT.
      Oh yeah, because IT knows all the cool people on IM and everyone else is lame. Another poster said that IT people need to stay in touch with other IT people, did you ever think that marketing people might benefit from discussing their trade with other marketing people? Or because you know how to make a routing table you are somehow more entitled to talk to people via those routing tables? Or because you know what lossy compression is you're entitled to listen to mp3s downloaded via p2p?

      As for you keeping up on /., did you ever think that other people in your company would benefit from reading industry periodicals?

      Christ, IT is there to fucking support the company, not chain it down.
    5. Re:The way it should be. by warmenhoven · · Score: 1

      Uh.... AIM servers (and ICQ too now) listen on every port, so you can't block their AIM and ICQ access based on port alone. And actually the AIM client's network setup will bounce through random ports searching for one that works, so they don't even have to try that hard to get around it. I don't know about MSN and Yahoo for certain but I think they only listen on one port. But if you think you're blocking AIM, you're wrong.

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    6. Re:The way it should be. by richieb · · Score: 2
      While working this past weekend from our various houses and offices, we communicated via IM. This is cheaper than long distance phone calls that could last hours. Only the poor guys who were in our NY office couldn't use IM, 'cause the port is blocked.

      Frankly I think many people could use IM in their work - except you'd probably want to use a secure IM so that info does not propagate outside the company.

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    7. Re:The way it should be. by GSloop · · Score: 2

      Well that and Quake 3 are really needed!

      Yeah, I know...I used to be in IS, and we did get all the goodies. Part of the perks of being IS, but it isn't fair either. I can guarantee that virtually all these IT joes will get a pass on the filtering etc.

      It's not good, and it really helps IT to understand what everyone else suffers, to eat your own dogfood, but that generally won't happen.

      Cheers!

    8. Re:The way it should be. by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Hmm, your comment reminds me of when I used to work at Allied Signal. The IT staff came in and uninstalled all engineering related programs because they weren't "approved" to work with Windows 95/NT (this was back in 98). Never mind that these were the development environment and laser control programs.

      It also didn't help that they didnt give the engineers access to install these programs again. I (as the lowly intern at the time) had to watch the IT guys keystrokes to figure out the password so my boss could reinstall the stuff he needed to get the work done. As a result, I don't have too much respect for IT guys elitest attidutes. Then again I'm an Electrical ENGINEER. If you can't "trust" an engineer with their own computer to run the applications they need to do their job, something is totally screwed up.

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    9. Re:The way it should be. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3

      IT people are idiots. OK, some are idiots. Some IT guys are in it because they like computers. But the job seems to attract a lot of "guardian" personality types who enjoy the power they have to enforce arbitrary rules that don't need to make any sense. And their rules seem to apply to everyone but them. (Because they're the only ones who can be "trusted" with extra services, of course.) Sometimes the rules make sense. I can see filtering out .scr attachments at the mail server, for example. But I keep hearing stories where the IT people have no clue what the hell they're doing. I know one guy who got canned because the IT department where he worked said the copy of ZoneAlarm on his computer was a "hacking tool". (!)
      I work at a great company- we have none of these pretender types around. We have one guy, and he doesn't go around uninstalling crap from people's machines and destroying their ability to get their job done just to satisfy a petty power trip. He has been dragging his feet a little on installing an Exchange server for management, but that's fine with us. :)

    10. Re:The way it should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I use AOLIM and MSN to keep in touch with developers that I respect to help me out in my job. We shoot IMs back and forth and work together now and again; it's encouraged where I'm at.

      I would think that marketing and PR people would benefit far more than IT people in this regard. Schmoozing and networking with people is what they do for a living.

    11. Re:The way it should be. by JPriest · · Score: 2

      Mostly for p2p functions and communiction within the co.

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    12. Re:The way it should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Honestly, people outside of IT simply shouldn't have unrestricted web access. It just makes sense.

      It's amazing the kind of brain-damaged stupidity that gets moderated up on slashdot sometimes.

      So you're telling us that marketing doesn't need access to the Net for research, purchasing doesn't need access to the Net to surf vendor sites for the best prices... how many more examples do you need?

      What it comes down to is an employee who has need to access information that's not at the jobsite who is locked out of the Net by the suits is a less productive employee for that reason. No matter what his job title is.

      A company does have the right to monitor and control Internet usage subject to local laws. It is equally true that if similarly competent upper management wants to put their IT staff in gold lame Mickey Mouse uniforms complete with head and pay licensing fees to Disney for this, there's no law or regulation that forbids them from doing so, either. However, a company that wants good employees to be happy and productive isn't going to be locking down the Internet unless they want those employees to be spending their at home time job-surfing and updating resumes. Or waiting for the next economic upturn for this to happen. This should be fairly soon, the economy is already starting to expand by the conventional indicators.

      Employers can take advantage of the current job market for all sorts of absurdities mandated by suits who haven't figured out quite what it is they're supposed to be managing.

      As soon as the economy turns around,the locked down shops advocated by the drones around here are ONLY going to be manned by drones. These are the kind of people who will unquestionably follow orders right up to when they get their pink slips along with the rest of their fellow obedient servants and won't have any clue as to what happened.

      Of course, the companies where the bulk of the workers do totally routinized things and never need outside information to get their jobs done won't have a problem with a workforce of drones, but how many new jobs and new companies have you seen like this the last few years?

      The kind of old-style factory management who believe that the new technological tools created to empower their kind of management techniques legitimizes their using it as a substitute for motivation and observation (yes, you can legally monitor employee bathroom breaks. Does this mean you should?) are dinosaurs waiting for the next boom to take their companies into the tarpits when they find out what the words "employee turnover" mean to them.

      The companies that thrive in the next boom will realize that these tools are just another kind of software snake oil, along with XP and IIs.

    13. Re:The way it should be. by crudeboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I used to work as a manager for a corporate IT department, and we applied some restrictions blocking some incoming mail attachments and p2p applications.

      In the case of the mail attachments it's pretty obvious why we did it and as for the p2p, the reasoning went something like "the company has no use for them and it *might* be illegal".

      Occasionally we did usage reports and in a nice way told people that their extensive use of sites like playboy etc just *might* not be too productive in relation to their work. We did have issues with some employees not performing their work in favor of ICQ etc, but it was clearly a minor problem, and not ours to handle, but rather HR.

      I think the way you describe probably is the best way to go, coupled with clear and well communicated policies on acceptable usage.

      However I think that if you begin to block for example p2p-apps you should block them for all and not apply a different ruleset on select people like IT and sysadmins.

      Being a sysadmin gives you lot of power, but also raises the ethical level you have too live by... at least in my opinion.

      Being a BOFH sure might be fun, but it's not exactly right ;-)

    14. Re:The way it should be. by crudeboy · · Score: 1

      What I forgot to write, was that recreational use of company IT resources isn't really an IT problem, but rather a HR problem, it only becomes an IT problem if the use affects critical services etc.

    15. Re:The way it should be. by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Unrestricted access for IS and controlled access for everybody else? This presupposes that only IS have the ability to use the internet for adding value for the shareholders with reasonable retraint exercised for personal use.

      This reminds me of the question of who should be policing the policemen, at least in the case of the police, society can have a reasonable expectation that a law has been legislated which is accepted should also apply to the police. In the case of the internet it is not yet clear exactly how much interaction is providing hidden value to the shareholder by motivating informing and improving the quality of the workforce. Since lifelong learning is supposed to be part of work now I doubt that preventing access to the internet is going to turn out to be a survival trait.

      It would seem to me that IS might spend the time more productively in leveraging the skills of the rest of the workforce by providing bookmarks to information that people could learn from. Provided with a buffet of preselected stuff that helped people survive the working day might divert mindshare away from less productive use of the internet.

      But I suppose we would all like things to go back to the old days when only the fully qualified acolytes of the machine were actualy allowed to touch the computers.

      Remember also that any industry goes through a life cycle. To start with it is run by highly valued artisans who can command high saleries because they have been part of the birth and have learned all the secrets. 20 years later its a Ford factory, automated up to the eyeballs. IS will go the same way, by the end of the decade the average pc will have the same number of logical elements as the human brain, someone will have written a program that takes advantage of that and after the money's gone out of the current multimedia boom its going to go into the people replacement boom.

      Your jobs next - suggest you start learning off the internet how to do realy artistic basket weaving if you want to eat in ten years time.

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    16. Re:The way it should be. by stevey · · Score: 1

      Amen.

      I'm not like that, and neither is the other IT guy at my work, but I've seen it soo often.

      Our setup is very simple, and much like some already described. Potentially malicious mail attatchments, or mails matching patterns for things like SirCam are stripped. All outgoing web requests are sent through Squid - where we keep anonymous logs of the sites that people have looked at. (That's not the intention of using Squid, we just want a decent caching proxy server).

      I put my foot down when it was suggested that we filter/block particular sites, or try to trace which user had viewed a particular URL. If it were something extremely distastefull, or of suspect legality then I'd be more inclined to take these requests seriously - but only with a bit of proof in advance.

      My feeling is that nobody at our work is going to sit there between 9-5 surfing for pron in an open plan office. If they are that stupid somebody will notice, and tell them to stop.

      On the other hand if they're in at 9PM, or on a Saturday they're obviously working in their time, and its a lot more allowable.

      This may be naive, but I think its a reasonable balance.

      Hmmm.. I wonder what the increase in productivity would be if I blocked access to /.? ;)

      As a random factoid, it appears in my company that the most popular time for surfing the web is 3-4PM. Must be the point at which users get bored, and feel 5PM is too far away....

    17. Re:The way it should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key word is "Unrestricted". In no way does that mean that market research is unallowed!! It means that PERSONAL use (i.e. shopping, checking hotmail, etc.) is restricted. Every other department has access on-demand, we don't restrict their connectivity, but we do give them restrictions on content, etc. If someone spends 4 hours looking at research online, that is justified by their boss, and there is no problem!

      Maybe if you actually READ my post in the first place, you'd see that I never said other people have NO access.

    18. Re:The way it should be. by bughunter · · Score: 2
      Everyone else has access, but it is supposed to be restricted to lunch/break time only.

      That shows your ignorance.

      I'm an EE, and I used to keep an entire bookshelf full of component data books for reference. And they were necessary... every book on that shelf that was there because I had needed to refer to it at one point or another.

      Then along came the www. Within a year, every semiconductor and IC maker had their entire catalogue on the web, in PDF format. The latest info for their full line at your fingertips. It's invaluable.

      I've still got most of my library, but it's been moved to an empty cubicle and is collecting dust. Unless they shut off my internet access, I'll never need it. The web is so much better, especially when you need to survey the available parts for a particular application.

      I have no fear of letting my boss know when I have time to surf the web... Some days things are slow... other days I don't have time to launch a browser at all. If there were no web, I'd be reading newspapers or trade magazines or whatever. It's not IT's job to police me that closely. Sure, block porn and games and other things that clearly violate company policy, but beyond that, you've got more important work to do than play Sheriff.

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    19. Re:The way it should be. by blazin · · Score: 1

      I installed and ran ZoneAlarm on my machine after the corporate IIS server here got CodeRed and fuggered up my machine as well. IT policy was to get the machine off the network, no questions, no exceptions, despite the fact I had cleaned up the worm and had ZoneAlarm installed.

      Ended up installing Win2k server as well so I could get everything patched and fixed that hadn't been done with Win2k.

      ZoneAlarm was catching updwards of 800 unique Codered and nimda scans from computers infected inside the firewall. I called IT and gave them filtered ZoneAlarm logs with these IPs so they could work on getting the infected machines fixed up. They responded with physically pulling the plug on my network connection and saying that since Win2k server wasn't officially supported, they were going to re-image it with Win2k.

      Long story short, after requesting IIS not be installed or enabled if it was, my PC came back with Win2k and a fresh install of CodeRed. I formatted and reinstalled with WinXP beta and ZoneAlarm. I kept sending them logs from ZoneAlarm and they were also afraid ZoneAlarm was some sort of hacking tool and how in the world could I figure out these computers were infected with the worms?

      They told me they couldn't trust ZoneAlarm after all this... Funny since it was catching 80% more IPs than the hardware firewall they were using to catch infected machines...

      What a bunch o' maroons.

  57. technical solution to a people problem by justin.warren · · Score: 3, Informative
    First off, it seems to be security and anti-virus firms that are advocating this strategy, which rings my 'vested interest' alarm bells straight off. The subtext is 'invest more money in security and anti-virus technology to solve this massive problem you're not aware of'. FUD for upper management.

    Having said that, there is indeed a need for increased security awareness in many companies. Buying more gear isn't really that cost effective though. Educating your people and letting them know the expected behaviour is better. This includes increasing the Cluedness of manglement so that they are aware of what their people are doing. If someone feels a need to surf pr0n all day instead of doing their job, your problem is not giving them access to pr0n. Why not find out why people are doing it instead of working?

    If you've got people using decent passwords that they don't put on PostIt notes on their monitor; if your network techs are using ssh instead of telnet to configure routers; if every two bit middle manager stops demanding to be an exception to all the rules; and if you still have security issues, then maybe you can start looking at more drastic solutions. Security must be holistic, and more often than not it's more a business process issue, not a purely technical one.

    Lastly, I've been at sites with really tight access policies that were easy enough to bypass for someone in the know. If there's any outbound access permitted, there's a way to bypass the security. So go ahead and implement this stuff. If I really want to get past it, I probably can.

    But then, I've got better things to do with my time than surf pr0n at work, so when I say I need ssh access outbound, I actually do. Don't stop me doing my job by implementing some half-assed pseudo-security solution. Better yet, hire me to do it right! ;-)

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    1. Re:technical solution to a people problem by base3 · · Score: 2, Flamebait
      if every two bit middle manager stops demanding to be an exception to all the rules

      If IT showed management the respect they're due as managers, maybe they wouldn't demand to be exceptions. Managers can smell condescension, and when directed towards them, it makes them hostile. Try a respectful, cooperative approach and you might see less of that.

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    2. Re:technical solution to a people problem by justin.warren · · Score: 2
      I am not interested in starting a management vs. IT cascade. Both groups of people have different jobs to do that are equally necessary. I'm involved in both activities, depending on the role I'm filling at the time. I am aware of the attitude required when dealing with others in a work environment.. etc.

      My point was that a security policy is broken if it is a) necessary to make lots of exceptions or b) lots of exceptions are made because of the egos of those involved. This goes for everyone. I just chose middle management because I've observed a greater occurance of the problem stemming from there. I am aware this is not statistically valid.

      Do not assume I am a management hating l33t h4x0r. I am a professional. I treat others that way and expect to be treated that way. It is when this process breaks down that I become frustrated. My clients pay me far too much money to suffer fools lightly.

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    3. Re:technical solution to a people problem by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 2
      Do not assume I am a management hating l33t h4x0r. I am a professional. I treat others that way and expect to be treated that way.

      I'm not disputing that you're a professional, but your former reference to "two-bit middle managers" and that last dig about making too much to "suffer fools lightly" seem to contradict your assertion that you're not a "management hating l33t h4x0r." Unless you're saying you're not a l33t h4x0r :). Really, if you feel that way, it's hard to hide it behind a courteous, professional, veneer. Sometimes, that just makes it more obvious.

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    4. Re:technical solution to a people problem by justin.warren · · Score: 2
      This is slashdot, so I'm using more relaxed language than I would in, say, a board meeting. Well, depending on the board. ;-)

      I guess it boils down to my reputation. If I allow other people to adversely affect my reputation, that hurts me. Financially and otherwise. That annoys me and so, by extension, do the people causing the problem. That is why I have a low tolerance for people who are decidedly unhelpful in getting the job done.

      It's not just management, either. I've had to deal with just as many techos who really shouldn't have been in the role they were. Sometimes that's not their fault, and the better people know and admit it. It's the others that bother me. I'm sure most people have been in similar situations before. I consider it part of my job to minimise those occasions and give my clients the best value for money I can. It's a lot more fun that way, too.

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    5. Re:technical solution to a people problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If managers weren't, in general, such ignorant fuck tards we wouldn't have that problem now would we?

    6. Re:technical solution to a people problem by blibbleblobble · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just love their quote that these systems cost £30,000 to install, or whatever.

      (a) in business terms, that's the cost of assigning someone to work full-time for 4 months on something. So consider that before you shell-out for the software: could your own people get a free solution running for less cost?

      (b) just how much money do they expect businesses to save? You'd have to waste an awful lot of bandwidth before the cost reached £30,000

      (c) Did anyone ever analyse the costs/benefits of this? How much work does a perl developer do without access to perl.com? How much work does any developer do if they have to stare at the program unril they leave, rather than being able to do something else while they think about it?

      (d) How long are your people going to stay if they have to keep on working every spare moment, without any distractions? It makes you think of the human-farms in The Matrix.

  58. Reactionary Drivel... by buffy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Schlemphfer writes: "You can forget about using private email or surfing the web while at work if these bozos have their way. And judging by the Reuters article, it looks like they might. Basically what they're doing is trying to scare senior management into thinking that allowing employees unrestricted use of the net will cripple a company with viruses and lawsuits."

    Gads, a tad bit reactionary, aren't we???

    First, any company that doesn't take, at least, modest precautions in blocking certain types of e-mail attachments, or abusive downloadable web content is foolish, and, IMHO, acting negligently towards their own fiduciary responsibility, or toward their Internet neighbors.

    I've been long sickened by the number of automated attacks that my IDS picks up. How long has CodeRed and Nimda been around??? Too many of these are comprimised hosts supported by corporate networks of some sort.

    Second, there's little "right" involved in your use of corporate assets such as personal computers and networks. It's a kindergarten mentality to expect a company to be required to provide you with resources to order the latest teen-pop drivel, or whatever it is you just _have_ to buy during work hours.

    That said, I (and many of those within my company) couldn't do our jobs as developers without net access. Any company which starts arbitrarily blocking access to the Internet without properly judging the necessary impact to their workers is also foolish.

    If your company manufactures pencils, then OK, they can probably get away without providing unrestricted access to the Internet without any negative impact on their workforce. On the other hand, if your company develops software, etc... the impact would be substantial.

    It's all a matter of degree, and like most things on this planet, the right solution lies in moderation.

    Was this REALLY worth a Slashdot news item? I do not see how this is news in that a) it's not anything new, or hasn't been bandied about ad nausem; and b) common sense tells me that the submission itself is borderline troll. Seriously, timothy, did you think this was news???

    It'd be nice to be able to moderate story submissions in addition to comments.

    1. Re:Reactionary Drivel... by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1
      It'd be nice to be able to moderate story submissions in addition to comments.

      Yeah? Try Kuro5hin

    2. Re:Reactionary Drivel... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      It is news when it is being bandied about in the mainstream press. That is what frequently gets the ball rolling in board rooms, congress, etc. So it is legitimate news.

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    3. Re:Reactionary Drivel... by buffy · · Score: 2
      It is news when it is being bandied about in the mainstream press. That is what frequently gets the ball rolling in board rooms, congress, etc. So it is legitimate news.



      Ok, a valid point. However, what was certainly not worthy of slashdot was the over-reactionary way that the story was posted and submitted. IMHO, the editor certainly should've used a little judgement, and just PERHAPS, read the linked article to understand that the submittor was still coming down off an acid trip--and just a touch paranoid.



      Then again, from some of the comments I've recently read regarding many of the oversensationalized stories posted here, maybe it's exactly what slashdot thinks it wants.



      Whatever, moving on...

  59. "Serious Management" = = "Competant Management" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, point well taken, but I qualified my statement to exclude the goofballs you work with.

    Where I work they only filter some porn and throttle streaming media. We are mostly analysts, providing professional services and are supported by legions of coders.

    We, the analysts, make our own data mining tools and use the net addictively. Management is alert and polices improper internet use by productivity and obseerving the actual workstations as they walk by.

  60. Duh, quit using Outlook by SideshowBob · · Score: 5, Insightful


    The biggest developments are around email prevention, experts say. Elaborate content filtering software, which can run upwards of $30,000 to install, can block all but the tamest incoming emails, and most attachments, said Trend Micro's Genes.

    Corporations, particularly those that were stung hard by the wave of virus and worm attacks during the past two years, are considering it a top priority.


    Here's a free clue: QUIT USING MICROSOFT SOFTWARE.

    Sheesh, how stupid can you be? And what a stupid solution to the problem, cutting your nose off to spite your face.

    Seriously, damned near all the email viruses are targeted directly at Outlook. So the solution is to ban email? Why not just, ya know, not use Outlook?

    Myopic. Utterly myopic.

    1. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      "Here's a free clue: QUIT USING MICROSOFT SOFTWARE."

      Ok, we stop using Microsoft software. That will require a significant investment in terms of getting new software, possibly new hardware if the switch takes us to another OS, a significant expenditure at least in time if not loads of money to get new people trained, a loss of productivity while workers get used to the new system...

      Then, the time we've spent doing hardware and software changes and training our people on the new stuff, people who seriously want to fuck with us will use that time to develop ways to beat our new system. The new system might be inherently less vulnerable, but nothing is unvulnerable, and with the new system that is "more secure" the users will assume that means they can be less careful, which will cause all sorts of problems.

      Granted, most companies probably should seriously look at alternatives to Microsoft. But the knee jerk reaction to just switch is at least as stupid as complacently staying with MS products. A new product may offer *potential* security and performance benefits, but if the concerns I mentioned above are not seriously looked at and adressed properly and carefully, the switch will cause far more problems than it will solve.

    2. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by bstreiff · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, a lot of companies have invested too much in Windows, or can't switch to !Windows because of other reasons.

      However, there are plenty of alternative mailing programs. I use Pegasus Mail, and have found it to work rather well. Of course, I have it set for plaintext mail only, so that might be why I haven't been attacked by any javascript virii lately. ;P

    3. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by bryan1945 · · Score: 2, Funny

      SideshowBob- besides the cool name, you are wise beyond your years (even if you are 200 years old!). My company uses Netscape mail, which is sure to get all kinds of ridicule from people here. Guess what? We have had 1 virus invasion in 4 years, and that was one of the IIS viruses (or is that viri?) that hit our development boxes. We have dedicated staff to that track email viri, we use Norton AV, and we get emails to update our virus definitions before Yahoo posts a story about the current virus invasion. Basically, I believe that most companies give mere lip service to REAL security, while my company busts ass trying to keep us safe.

      Shit, this is about my 15th post already. All your companies suck. (except sideshow- he has a clue, for fucks sake!)

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    4. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
      Our customers insist on using Outhouse. Some of them use Netscape instead, but it doesn't help. While Netscape properly pops up a window saying, "You are about to execute an untrusted program from the internet which may contain a virus ... blah blah blah" - the user *always* clicks OK to install the virus.

      What *has* helped is installing a sendmail milter to remove executable Windoze attachments.

    5. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by krogoth · · Score: 2

      A true security solution would require abandonning Windows entirely. Dumping outlook only stops the automation.

      Myopic. Utterly myopic.

      No. I believe they care about security.

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    6. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one Elvis, two Elvii

      it is virii. plural. word. to. your. mum.

    7. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      Eh, he's got the right idea, but he screws it all up when he says "Here's a free clue: QUIT USING MICROSOFT SOFTWARE." He says "all the virii are attacking Outlook, so stop using it! So when he says "Quit using microsoft software", it's easier to agree to because he's almost right on the Outlook point. But I've talked to my friend that says the man hours lost at the company he works for are massive just upgrading from Windows NT4 to Windows 2000. Not because the upgrade takes a huge amount of time, but because there are 3 huge office buildings full of workstations. And while programmer bob is upgrading, he's not programming! And that's assuming that all the old software works on the new OS. Bottom line, they will be sticking with microsoft for a really long time. He has worked at the company for over 15 years, so he knows a bit more than sideshow-.

    8. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Netmogul · · Score: 1
      No kidding.

      Our parent company uses Outlook, and 95% of the viruses arriving in our Notes system come from -- duh -- Outlook users within the firewall.

      Non-Outlook clients simply don't propogate this garbage. It's nothing more than a Petri dish for viruses.

      Parent company's response to their compromised systems? Lock down access to Hotmail, YahooMail, etc. Sigh.

      What's the problem? People or software? Let's fix the software, folks.

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    9. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      You are way overstating. Just use eudora for email it's free and has all the features you need. There must a dozen free email readers on the net that run on windows. No cost, no hardware upgrade, no OS change. Just ban outlook for email. You can do this right at the server by looking for the agent string.

      If you had balls then you would not accept email from outlook for incoming mail too.

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    10. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by mmusn · · Score: 1
      Ok, we stop using Microsoft software. That will require a significant investment in terms of getting new software, possibly new hardware if the switch takes us to another OS, a significant expenditure at least in time if not loads of money to get new people trained, [...]

      Oh, nonsense. You don't have to start a revolution or throw out everything. Do things gradually. Outlook and IE change big time every major release. So, just go back to another E-mail client when the next Outlook upgrade comes out. A few months later, you can standardize on another web browser. The software and retraining costs associated with that are likely to be less than if you stay with Microsoft. Also, a lot of business functions can be moved out of MS Office into web-based solutions, making them both easier to administer, easier to train for, and cheaper.

      If you pick cross-platform software, once you have moved all your applications to non-Microsoft products, you can then move off the platform entirely and even give your hardware a new lease on life.

      From a security point of view, even if the new software you run were no better than Microsoft's software, at the very least it's different and susceptible to fewer viruses.

      IT has gotten a free ride up to now because whenever people have said "but switching would be too expensive/risky", management has had to believe it. I think that's changing. Other parts of a company have to undergo painful transitions in order to save money in these times, and IT can as well.

    11. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by mpe · · Score: 2

      IT has gotten a free ride up to now because whenever people have said "but switching would be too expensive/risky", management has had to believe it.

      Also consider that Microsoft wants to move towards a software rental model. Then you will be expected to switch when they decide. Not when its least inconvenient for your business.

    12. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by mpe · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, a lot of companies have invested too much in Windows, or can't switch to !Windows because of other reasons.

      Considering Microsoft deliberatly "kills off" support on its products after a fairly short period of time. Is "invested" exactly the best term. In many cases "addicted" might be more apt.

    13. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1, Redundant
      If you had balls then you would not accept email from outlook for incoming mail too.

      Thats a fantastic idea if you don't want revenue from a very large number of your current and potential customers.

      I would appreciate it if you let me know which organisation you work for. I feel an entry in F*ckedCompany coming on ...

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    14. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2
      Considering Microsoft deliberatly "kills off" support on its products after a fairly short period of time.

      This is really no different from other commercial companies. The more versions you do support for, the more expensive it becomes.

      Supporting everything you've done since 1990 for the benifit of a small minority of companies does not make sound financial sense.

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    15. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, MS bashing is really starting to get on my nerves.
      Corporates use Outlook because it's the best tool for it's job, it's job not being limited to Email.

      Biggest issue is user error. If people bothered installing the free patches to their software, they'd suddenly find that they were unable to access attachments of seemingly malicious content types. (exe, scr, pif, the lot). Absolutely no workaround for this in OL2000, and only a reg hack for OL2002, and even then you're forced to save to disk.

      Worms target Outlook because:
      * It's written by a large successful multinational
      * It has a large installed userbase on high volume corporate networks.
      * There are kits people can download that demonstrate how to do it already.

      There are worms that target Pine, but they don't really spread too far due to lack of installed userbase, and that Pine users are generally less atachment crazy...

    16. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      Yep - banning email because your client is susceptible to every virus and worm that comes along is like is like trying to carpet the world in place of of wearing good shoes.

      Like someone else pointed out - the article is mostly a sales presentation by filter/scanner/blocker software vendors. Our email is restricted at Outlook with the Msft security 'upgrades' ("It's not a security hole" it says) that prevent any access whatsoever to 'dangerous' attachments, .exe, .scr, .vbs, etc. And it was free.

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    17. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in a large company (140 000+). A lot of our business is done through e-mail. Business meetings are scheduled through Outlook, vacations are booked through Outlook, topics are voted on through Outlook, my filtering rules are stored and processed on the exchange servers.

      Is there another e-mail program that can use so many features and be completly transparent to 140 000 people many of which have very little computer experience (ie. Exactly the same layout that they have been trainned on)?

      We use Microsoft Software not because it's the best out there but because it's a standard. We can't send our clients a StarOffice document. I presonally deal with 5 different clients. Their spreadsheets are Excel documents and their procedures are Word documents. What solution would you provide for being fully compatible with them?

      What non-microsoft program will open, edit, and save a completly word compatible document? What about access? and excel? Also, consider one last thing - we couldn't use a program that has 95% percent of the features. In a large enough corporation, all of the features are needed.

      If all these problems can be addressed with non-Microsoft programs and you can find a way to have IBM ship their laptops and desktops outfitted with these programs INSTEAD of Microsoft programs (can't have two of the same thing - confuses people) great, in that case, we have a solution.

      Until then at work I'll use Office, Exceed, Terminal Services, Visual Studio and all the other standard software.

    18. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

      well said that man.

      luckily the firm i work for is small, so getting 35-odd users off Outlook and onto Eudora wasn't too tricky. Eudora works OK, has all the features one needs (including a few extra neat things like the ability for global, text-based addressbooks and sig files), and regarding viruses, well, the figures speak for themselves (from a search on antivirus.com):

      'eudora' "1 - 2 of 2 records match your query
      'netscape' "1 - 10 of 21 records match your query"

      but...

      'outlook' "1 - 10 of 390 records match your query"

      Sorry, but *no* amount of eyecandy, added 'features' (most of which require Exchange anyhow) or supposed compatibility (read: sharing stuff with MS apps) are worth this, folks.

      just my 0,2 Eurocents.

      Nalfy

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    19. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, if it's not open source, it's CRAP.

    20. Re:Duh, quit using Outlook by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      If everybody did it then there would be no consequences except to the company that chose to use and insecure email client. What is needed is an organized effort to block email from outlook by everybody. You could send back a message explaining that they are endengering themselves, their company, and the entire world by using outlook too.

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  61. You'll always have access by wirefarm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you are root...
    Here at my company, as a sysadmin, I've been suggesting a policy of completely unfiltered web access *and* completely unfiltered proxy log access.
    From the CEO all the way down to the temps.
    (Except for *me* of course...)

    We already filter out dangerous attachments from email and have good virus software. We really don't have a problem in that respect.

    The thing is, once you take something like this away from your staff, you are saying "We don't trust you. We think you're slacking."

    In my office, people work damn hard and are pretty happy in their work. We have a good atmosphere and no real division between workers and management. Once a company starts doing this kind of thing, the mood changes and people get resentful.

    How many people in how many companies have said "This place really started to go downhill when they took away the free soft drinks..."?

    Just my 2 yen,
    Jim in Tokyo

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    1. Re:You'll always have access by jobugeek · · Score: 1

      But look at it this way. Every time a manager walks into someones office, they see that person minimize everything. This continues to go on for months. Eventually management wants to know why people are hiding what they are doing.

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    2. Re:You'll always have access by wirefarm · · Score: 2

      But look at it this way. Every time a manager walks into someones office, they see that person minimize everything. This continues to go on for months. Eventually management wants to know why people are hiding what they are doing.

      What I proposed is that anyone can go read the proxy server logs. If the manager cares that much, he can look it up on the intranet.

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  62. Cable or 802.11x by swordboy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    In my office complex, there are no less than 3 unrestricted 802.11b access points. I actually *use* these for casual surfing.

    If that doesn't work, my cable modem seems to work fine at work (same subnet).

    Dobedoobie doo....

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  63. THIS WILL GET ME LAID OFF by MoneyT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not because I spend my time surfing and downloading when I'm at work (though on slowdays, there isn't much else to do). It's because my job is to clean up after people who break their computer because they were downloading the latest and greatist virus. What would I do without unrestricted acess, I wouldn't have any viruses to purge.

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    1. Re:THIS WILL GET ME LAID OFF by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Flamebait
      Whoa!

      I first read that as "This will get me laid" and I was gonna ask what your secret was....

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    2. Re:THIS WILL GET ME LAID OFF by jimbolaya · · Score: 1

      Now, that could almost have been funny had you not resorted to calling the poster an "idiot." And perhaps with a different signature.

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    3. Re:THIS WILL GET ME LAID OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This shouldn't get you laid off if you're a GOOD security person. This is just some bullshit to cover up people who aren't being productive under the guise of security. It's total bullshit. There's no reason you can't teach your users how to be virus conscience.

      Ahh.. more crap from the tech world management. No wonder why silicon valley went bust.

  64. You're fixing the wrong problem!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee,

    At the company I work at we werent hit all that bad last year, but then again, our corporate email standards do not include outlook or exchange.....

    can you say iplanet and Eudora?
    can you say not too many worms?

  65. Re:Please mod parent down: obvious troll account. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah. just a karma whore and occasionally a mac-hater. But me? A troll? Never.

  66. Stop Using Exchange by guttentag · · Score: 2
    A healthy dose of IT prevention can eradicate debilitating email-borne worms...
    You don't have to implement draconian rules to do away with email worms... just stop using Exchange Server and Outlook. Problem solved!
    1. Re:Stop Using Exchange by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

      We don't use Exchange or Outlook, but we still got infected by email viruses. Not as bad as other companies, but we always had a few if not a few dozen machines infected with practically every new virus (until the sigs were updated).


      Now that we have NAV with automatic sig updates and an email gateway that also blocks all executable attachments, we've not had ONE infected machine. Now we feel it's safe to go to Exchange. Okay, I don't like it, but I don't make the decisions. I just get the privalige of making whatever they decide on work.

      --
      But why is the rum gone?
  67. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
    No real management is going to take this seriously.

    I am "real management". MIS for a fairly large shop, a couple thousand PC's. We are basically an AS/400 outfit, but before I started, my predessessor had no concept of internet security. Mostly because it didn't affect out bread and butter AS/400's.

    All PC's were basically on the 'Net. Full, unmonitored, unmetered access. My guys has so many "My PC is slow" calls, within the first week of my tenure, we had over 300 individual viruses identified. When you are dealing with an AS/400, it is basically text. When there are 10 people using a 4M DSL line and it is saturated with data, there is a problem. Especially when you pay per MB.

    So the first thing I did was turn off the firewall to get things under control. Then once monitoring began, we found many people visiting a myriad of porn sites. Plenty of desktop wallpaper that would make a $5 whore blush. Can you say 'Sexual harassment in the workplace lawsuit'?

    Once my staff had eradicated all viruses (minus 100 or so PC's that got chernoybl'ed) the damage came out to several hundred thousand dollars of company money that could have gone to my salary....er...^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H back into next years budget.

    If you want to make a buck, TAANSTAFL. The company is there to make money, not give out free high speed internet access. The hardware is there to help the employee make money for the company, not cost the company money.

    Then everyone had to sign a new company policy regarding internet usage. Basically, obey company policy, or you're gone. You don't like it, don't sign it. Internet usage is a tool, not a right. If the employee doesn't want to use that tool for the benefit of the company, it won't be provided for them.

    And before everyone gets bent out of shape, the policy does say it can be used for personal use on breaks, lunch and after hours, if the employee stays away from porn and viruses.

    --
    "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  68. What the hell is MSDN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and why would anybody need Win32 API's. I write real programs at work, not games.

  69. What's the problem? by underpaidISPtech · · Score: 2

    1. Work is Work. You can chat with your buddies on your own time. Would you yak on the phone to your significant other all day? I hope not, otherwise I'm gonna slap you.

    2.If I have downtime, I like to browse /., or Salon, or hardware prices, or rfc's or wireless stuff. But we don't have admin priv on our boxes, so no icq, kazaa, or any silly crap that is distracting. Personally, if you're chatting, or dl'ing mp3s you're wasting time. OTOH, if you're engaging in something at least related to your job in some way, fine.

    3. Mail and web access/files should be filtered, if only because people *still* open attachements. If you act like an ass, expect to be treated like one. I do like having ssh access to my home box, it allows me to test our network from an external site, in cases of dns, ftp, smtp, etc.

    4. Shopping online at work is silly, that's wasting company time (who the hell does that?). At least try to utilise their bandwidth and time by doing something that is somewhat job-related.

  70. It's okay, just don't work there by plankers · · Score: 1

    If you don't like those types of policies, don't work there. Or get your management to except you. As a sysadmin I use the 'net all the time to find answers to problems, get the latest software for my AIX boxes, etc. If they took that away I would be a lot less productive.

    I wonder if anyone has tried negotiating exceptions to these corporate 'net blockages as part of the hiring process...

  71. Bring on wireless!! by restive · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll have to do all my personal surfing on a web-enabled PDA. By the time they roll out something this tight to the general corporations, we'll use personal wireless access to bypass the corporate network. I'll be content anyway, since I just need my stock quotes and the odd personal email. :)

  72. Idiots... by _Knots · · Score: 1

    Hello, this is a helpless citizen of Planet Earth watching the system fall into a mess.

    For starters, these "productivity" measures never really make anybody more productive - they just dash morale and send people into ruts of drudgery and just going through the motions of work. Our bodies and brains are just not ABLE to do one thing for hours upon hours on end - we find several ways around that, be it day-dreaming, checking /., reading / writing email, etc.

    Secondly, cowering behind "Email viruses" is just FUCKING DUMB. If a car manufacturer (here goes the analogy, sorry) were selling cars that had easily broken engines (such that a bump in the road would cause them to break - think any one of the bugs in Outlook. "begin" jumps to mind, along with all the virus-carrying security holes), no company that depended on cars would order their workers not to drive! But since it's The Microsoft Way, it can't be Microsoft's or Outlook's fault, no.... it must be.... uh.... those NAUGHTY JOKES employess FREELY CIRCULATE for the boring purpose of TAKING THEIR MIND OFF WORK FOR TEN SECONDS and relaxing. JEEZUS. (Sorry for shouting. I get angry.)

    And "content filtering systems" - uh... how many times are we going to be shown that these are TOTALLY ineffective in any meaninful sense of the word "Effective." (Other than to make their parent companies $$.) They ban more than they let through, even of innocuous stuff.

    Grrrrrrrrr. Grunk. Groo. ::hopes that some day all will be well and the world will be corporate-idiocy free::

    _knots

    --
    Anarchy$ dd if=/dev/random of=~/.signature bs=120 count=1
  73. ohh, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no more surfing at work? I guess slashdot will be going down the john real soon...

  74. Well, Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Schlemphfer, you moron, you sound like you have the RIGHT to surf the net at your leisure on THEIR NICKEL. If you are on their time, at their company, using their resources, if they say stay off the net, YOU STAY OFF THE NET! Boob. Wah, wah, I have the RIGHT to waste your time and money on my porn addiction... All you idiots should be should be REQUIRED to own a business before you work for someone else.

  75. My Company's Policy by leibnizme · · Score: 1

    I work for IBM, and we're encouraged to use the Internet. As long as we don't abuse the privilege, management thinks Internet access is perfectly OK. It gives us a breather from the typical coding, and allows us to keep in touch with the outside world. If IBM (typically very conservative) feels this way, I doubt many companies will ban access.

  76. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well this is nothing new. When I was working with one of the India's top 5 ( which happens to have an subsidiary ISP company ), net access was only 2 hours before and after hours. The worst part was they even didn't allow smtp email address. [ Offcourse we had a hack around to send/receive :) ]
    That was the most disgusting and shameful experience you can ever be subjected to - I just hope the companies here in US don't subscribe to this idea.!!

  77. The Solution by Wanker · · Score: 2

    The solution to people wasting company time on this BS is not to ratchet down the firewall and install the latest version of MS-Censor on the proxy. The solution is to open up the proxy and make the logs readable by anyone in the company. Preferably sorted by person.

    This has the following useful side effects:
    * People will know EXACTLY to what degree their web activities are logged
    * Abusers can be persuaded by public consensus to clean up their habits
    * Everyone is equally accountable

    The solution to the virus problem is harder. Our good buddies in Redmond have left so many possible ways for a virus to propagate that plugging all the holes is practically impossible.

    In order to help prevent viruses, the "standard desktop" environment used inside the company would be darn near unworkable (i.e. no file associations, executables/docs stripped from E-mail, macros/scripting disabled, "high" javascript security on browsers, etc. etc.)

    The best compromise is to keep one's resident antivirus software up to date and accept that the standard Microsoft office environment is going to be vulnerable to fast spreading viruses. Budget for IT staff appropriately.

  78. Bad idea by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

    I work for one of the big six consulting firms (currently #2), and while we do have official policies regarding web and email use (standard porn, etc.), they are not enforced. Why, you ask? One, we hire good, productive people, and we get rid of those who are not. Two, our corporate IT department is smart enough to know that once you start censoring some sites/email then it goes downhill really quick. And considering that 3/4 or more of our business is IT, corp IT would get bitchslapped quick if they tried any of this. I do monster research on the 'net, and send and get all kinds of various email attachments; curtailing my usage (and most of my co-workers) would be a massive fuxor.

    In the 4 years I've been here, we got hit with 1 virus (nimba maybe?). Rather than do all this draconian shit, how about you just hire better employees? Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass (I went through 6 different interviews for a level 1 position), and we outsource our trivial tasks (computer help desk, travel department), and you have to pay them more, but you bypass all this stupid shit.

    --
    Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
    1. Re:Bad idea by Anonynnous+Coward · · Score: 2
      In the 4 years I've been here, we got hit with 1 virus (nimba maybe?). Rather than do all this draconian shit, how about you just hire better employees?

      Duh! Better employees cost more! Better to hire crap employees, spend a few bux on filters, and violá: instant productivity!

      (Note for the sarcasm impaired: I agree with the parent.)

    2. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez. %s/violá/voilá/

    3. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does a stringed bow instrument have to do with worker productivity?

  79. at work for how many hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever worked in IT? At a salaried position? You can be there for twelve, fourteen hours, or even more, especially right before a release. "If a developer is at his desk at 9:00 am, it's because he never left the night before."

    The best thing the companies can do is give their developers outlets for the stress, and not add to it with requests that show total ignorance of the pertinent technology. My uncle used to keep a Super Soaker full of stale beer at his desk, so that when a management type came by with a really stupid request, he could show him just what he thought of it.

  80. Freedom??? Not since the Hippies became Yuppies... by Grey+Dragon · · Score: 0

    Have you notice that all the wonderful freedoms that people rioted and fought and argued for during the 60's are now eradicated by the same people who fought and rioted for them?
    Each day it make me more hopeful that one day these hypocritical will just up and go away.

    --
    If at first you don't feel good.... suffer like the rest of us.
  81. What's Left After the Sinful Six? by Wintersmute · · Score: 2

    When Wired covered this, they noted that "companies typically start out blocking what filtering firms call the "sinful six" categories: pornography, gambling, illegal activities, hate sites, tasteless material and violent content."

    Hell, I understand porn and gambling, but tastelessness and violence pretty much runs out the whole damn Internet. Guess I'll have to get my news about Mid-East turmoil from Zoog Disney...

    --
    It may be cold, but at least it's clear.
  82. Already happened! by dcigary · · Score: 2

    I work as a consultant, and one of my clients was a LARGE corporation. (I mean, REALLY large. One of the largest...big...)

    Anyhow, around the time when Code Red was in full swing, they decided to start blocking employee access to "free" email sites such as Hotmail and Yahoo!, due to the fact that "viruses can propogate via these services".

    Hmmm.

    I'll be a good consultant, and go along with the flow. I won't bring up the facts that Code Red was designed to be propogated via MS Outlook/Express, most "free" mail sites already do virus scanning, and there wasn't (and still isn't) ANY virus scanning software on the PC's at this company.

    But, then again, this is the client who also Sent in the clowns....

    --
    ...my Karma ran over your Dogma...
  83. 2 hours out of how many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two hours? It's quickly cancelled out by the ten hours or more that developers regularly put in.

  84. Issues by pavera · · Score: 1

    I think this is fine, at work one should be WORKING. I really don't care if I can't shop online at work, and I really wouldn't mind not getting the spam, its annoying as hell.

    However, as far as screening out everything, that seems ridiculous. We already have problems where I work (I am network admin, but I don't control the policies of the email that gets screened), anyway, we have problems all the time where people need to get jpgs, or mpegs or .exes or zips through email for legitimate business purposes. (Our email server currently stops jpgs and mpegs and any attachment over 1mb).
    This certainly negatively effects productivity, as we have to wait for 2 days for them to FedEx us stuff on CD that we could have had 2 days ago.
    I don't see how you can stop "private" use without curtailing legitimate business use as well... in some environments yes its possible, but not in mine.

  85. Won't make a difference in security... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was doing tech support for a fairly large company we had all kinds of rules about no outside software, no downloading files onto the work machines, etc... I was the one who wrote the policies, and I tried to only prohibit things that would directly cause problems. And for the most part all of the employees followed the rules. Except for upper management. I would get called into the office of the Pres or Vice Pres a couple of times a month to fix some problem that 'just happened'. Most of the time the problem was either caused by them installing 200 random widgets from the web, or getting some e-mail virus. And if it wasn't that then the problem they were having wasn't with any of our business apps, but with some game or entertainment software that wasn't working correctly for them. It was insane. And the VP would bring screensavers to work and pass them out to the employees! Which seriously undermined my authority when I told them not to bring in random screensavers. More than half a dozen times he brought in virus laden disks and spread them to the entire company before I could catch him, it drove me CRAZY. And always the problems would get blamed on ME not policing the users! ARGGH!! Just thinking about it stresses me out.

    Kintanon

  86. Office e-viruses - "The Microsoft Disease" by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 4, Troll
    Per http://www.santafe.edu/~shalizi/reviews/subjects/f rench-disease.html

    ``The French Disease'' is what the Italians of the 16th century called syphilis; the French, naturally, called it the Italian Disease, or the Disease of Naples
    In honor of this history of viruses, I propose that Linux users should consider, for office computer virusus, adopting the terminology "The Microsoft Disease".

    Really. Because there's times I'm very, very, happy not to be using Windows, such as when the latest Outlook or Word infection is going around.

    Sig: What Happened To The Censorware Project (censorware.org)

    1. Re:Office e-viruses - "The Microsoft Disease" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. This, and so many innumerable reasons, is why I have enjoyed (nay, INSISTED) on using Macs for all these years.

      Sorry, but my utter disgust with the multi-tentacled, all-consuming beast that is MS is such that I am positively gleeful when I read of the latest hell that MSware is susceptible to.

      I've never had the slightest issue of the most remote sort of this type. Not even Code Red caused me any grief due to constant pinging of my IP addy because I use an intelligent ISP, Earthlink. Said constant Code Red pinging simply did not occur to my IP addy at all...

      Oh, and OS X is great. Just outstanding.

    2. Re:Office e-viruses - "The Microsoft Disease" by Evangelion · · Score: 2, Informative


      Nice try.

      But syphilis is a bacterial infection, not a viral one.

  87. it is about control... by Da_Monk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    External regulation should not be needed. If the employees are spending all their time on the web, then clearly their work is unrewarding. If I am enjoying the code I am working on, than I can go for hours with no breaks. Employees should also be smart enough to realize that if they squander these perks, they are going to get the boot. blocking porn sites at work is acceptable. but not blocking IM ports, especially as most of my team communicated with IM. it saved a ton of time, and provided checksums on file transmissions that windows file sharing does not always do.

    A draconian attitude regarding squeezing every last second of work out of an employee is pointless! all it does is breed resentment in the employees. when I was working in an environment where 5pm counterstrike matches were commonplace, we tended to do more work after the match. however, the work was interesting enough we did not mind.

    the moment the management is against the workers is the moment production starts to fall. everyone should be working toward the goal.

    also I highly doubt that ANYONE here could go 8 hours without a slashdot fix. dream on.

    1. Re:it is about control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but not blocking IM ports, especially as most of my team communicated with IM. it saved a ton of time, and provided checksums on file transmissions that windows file sharing does not always do.

      SMB blocks aren't checksummed because data itegrity is the responsibility of the network protocol (ie: Netbeui, TCP, IPX) and physical transport layers (ethernet frame checksums).

      What kind of craptastic network hardware are you running that you can't access SMB file shares reliably?

  88. Just need some line drawage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Employees who sit around reading slashdot all day should be canned.

    Normal programmers who are ripping their hair out and go to browse slashdot for 15 minutes should remain employed.

    Simple. :P

  89. Re:Please mod parent down: obvious troll account. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using your own words:
    "this is obviously a troll account. moderators, please mod down accordingly. "

    Moderators, please act up.

    - what a moron!

  90. I can't see this working by Techi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't see this working properly for Internet or computer companies. I do support mail for many customers at an ISP, and a large part of my communication with our customers is the transfer of driver files contained in self extracting executables, along with finding online postings and fixes for recent viruses and other things. If this kind of thing is put in place where I work, my job will be entirely pointless, and our customers will not have support. I can see how it would also hamper the folks at Dell, or Gateway, or AOL/Time Warner for many of the same reasons. Though they may not have as much personal contact with their customers as I do, certain things can't be blocked. Additionally, as work stations are often moved here, there isn't really a way to limit access for certain segments of the network, or a certain range of IPs.

    --
    "You think that's air you're breathing now?"
  91. Security first by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2

    At my place of work they are beginning to crack down on internet access. There are just too many web based worms to allow users to surf. We can't keep up with the patches to our NT servers and Windows 2000 desktops.

    Luckily we run virus protection on our exchange server. It catches an infected email every few days!

    The short of it is that network security is a full time job and we can't afford to hire a dedicated network security person. So what are we going to do?

    (Sigh) If only we ran Linux.

    --
    The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
  92. Filters and Liability by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
    Bear with me a second:

    ISP's can't be liable for things like piracy because they make no attempt to control the customer's internet access, but only provide a conduit for that access. Couldn't this apply to other companies that provide access? As an employer, why on earth would I want to get into the whole filtering game when it could conceivably bite me in the ass?

    Besides that, can you imagine sitting at your desk for ten hours a day with no decent distractions? It seems like a great way to kill morale without providing any sort of advantage to the employer.

    --
    Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
  93. Management is a virus. by xsus · · Score: 1

    Where I work, all the viruses are spread by the bozos in management. We just sit there and watch 'em come in laugh!

  94. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 2
    Unless you use your personal email accounts to subscribe to developer mailing lists such as I do. Or perhaps go to Google or various troubleshooting boards to find information on the problem you are having.


    We use websense at work, and even it blocks stuff that occasionally I need to get into. Luckily I can either find the info somewhere else or use Googles cached feature, but if I had *no* internet access it would make things rather difficult.

  95. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hello I am a developer and when I am online I _am_ doing something work related. Whether its searching online documentation or getting some help with a problem on IRC.

    The people posting in support of removing net access should stop assuming that everyone works in a meat packing factory or in a sweatshop stitching pants for $1.25 an hour.

    If you want to decrease my productivity then remove my net access, but don't act surprised when I eventually quit to work for an employer with a more friendly internet policy.

  96. IRC makes me more productive. Honest. by Fweeky · · Score: 2

    I usually have an IRC client or two sitting in the background while I work and do other things; not only does it give me something to do when I need to walk away from the problem for a few minutes, but it also gives me somewhere I can ask questions and shoot ideas at.

    So while it's pretty bad if all the user is doing is IRCing/reading SlashDot/checking Hotmail, most people can multitask and have these things go on in the background for use in idle periods (let's recompile and check slashdot while it chungs along; that query's taking a while, wonder if anyone's on IRC; hm, I don't get it, might as well check my email while I work it out)

  97. I'm guilty! by Travoltus · · Score: 2

    I used to use company time to browse the web. But not to use email. But I always exceeded my quotas and got my work done right, too.

    Now that I have a DSL connection, I feel like a hypocrite saying I agree with the sovereign right of an employer to rule their property as they see fit (unless they are discriminating). But I never ever did complain when restrictions were handed down; I always knew whose rights were whose.

    --
    --- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
  98. Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, they do, both ways. Try mudding on a 14.4k and doing something else. Try mudding on a 28.8, or a 56k, and doing something else.

    Unless you mean the muds with no one on them ;)

    You might be taking up a 'small' amount of bandwith by mudding, and it may seem insignificant, but multiply that amount by a few hundred, or in the case of a large university, a few thousand. It adds up, and it kills pipes dead.

    (Oh, and as a fun task, go to any decently popular mud like Aardwolf, and ask how much output they send per month. ;) Muds can hurt a pipe just as much as anything else out there.)

    1. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well no shit, but if your trying to say that mudding takes up the same amount of bandwith as say, kazza/morphous/whatever, for movie and file sharing you really should look at that again. You can use your arguement for anything, hell web browsing uses up tons of bandwith, just ask download.com how much output they send per month.

  99. They mention German Co.'s alot in the article by Supa+Mentat · · Score: 2

    They mention a lot of European (especially German) companies doing stuff like this in the article. Maybe their employees don't care quite as much as American ones would because we work many fewer hours per year and per day (this is on average of course) that Americans do. Just a thought from a German who _hasn't_ had his internet and email use limited.

    --
    "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire
  100. Slashdot blocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why would a company try blocking posts to slashdot, but not CNN? I don't know but one that does is Morgan Stanley. Once they tried blocking the entire slashdot site, however after many complaints, they unblocked it, except for any URL's containing comments.pl. So now you can't post, or sort or thread articles before you read them.

    Unfortunately there's too many proxy servers out on the web for them to block, and any anyone using slashdot knows how to find them :)

    They also try blocking the usual porn sites via Websense, but don't block google cache. Also they try block file extensions from email, so you have to ask people to rename that .exe file before they send it.

    Just don't ask how much money they've spent trying to half-heartedly implement all this blocking, it would run a small country. However I guess it keeps a skyscraper of IT people in work, and that can't be bad.

    1. Re:Slashdot blocking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However I guess it keeps a skyscraper of IT people in work, and that can't be bad.

      The kind of IT people that are willing to do that job don't need to be employed, they need to be transferred to the Hague and tried for crimes against humanity. The IT security people of today would have been brownshirts in 1940.

      ~~~

  101. they won't stop me! by Maskirovka · · Score: 3, Funny

    They won't stop me-
    I'm a BOFH!

    Besides, I'd rather have the users porn surfing than asking me about excel and access anyway.

    1. Re:they won't stop me! by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
      Ditto.

      At every place I have worked, I have been one of the guys in charge of the technical implementatio of what is blocked and how. I've always been able to successfully lobby for Slashdot and my other top sites to be included on the short list of 'good' sites, so I don't have to feel guilty about violating my own policies :-)

      And every good BOFH knows how to whip up a quick SSL/proxy/tunnel hosted off some cheap broadband service, if only to have a way to check out those URLs in a the bofh.l-w post that just can't wait until you get home...

  102. Re:I hate you anonymous coward! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know your name is Kevin Ealy and you live in Charleston North Carolina. Can't deny that bitch!

  103. A great opportunity for Linux... by evilpaul13 · · Score: 2

    I recently did an experiment. Like many things, I did it because I had two choices:
    1) Wait for the family computer's dead harddrive to come back from RMA and listen to whining and complaining about not being able to download MP3s and pr0n and high speed
    2) Try out the cd image of DemoLinux a while back and see how it works.

    Having been born without a patience gland, I chose the latter. After all, what could go wrong? I booted it up, hit enter a few times on simple and intuitive menus, and was looking at a X11 GUI login. A few minutes later KDE1 and Netscape 4.7 were up and running with a Java version of AIM running as well.

    Next, I rebooted it, wrote down step by step instructions to start it up and setup the network. Only seven steps were needed and three could be done by most anyone.

    "Pick your language:", etc.

    Even my ancient new technology hating parents were able to start it up and surf away.

    The point is, that an old version of KDE+Netscape was user friendly enough for dumb people to use it. KDE3 and newer software associated with recent Linux distro releases like Mandrake 8.2 are even easier. If it was preinstalled on corporate desktops, it couldn't get much easier for people to pick up.

    Why don't companies load up Linux on some of their desktops that don't require specific proprietary software? I've seen people doing office work, there isn't much to it Linux can't handle.

  104. This will not happen by Moosifer · · Score: 1

    Executive-types will never allow this since they are generally the folks browsing www.shavednakedlemurs.com, for lack of any real work to do during the workday.

    1. Re:This will not happen by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 1
      www.shavednakedlemurs.com

      The link is dead. Don't tease me like that!

      Darn, the domain's not even registered.

      - blip -

      THE DOMAIN'S NOT REGISTERED?! (http://cheepdomains.com) THELMA, GET ME THE VISA CARD!

      . . .

      "We're in the money, we're in the money . . ."

      --

      Another proud carrier of the $rtbl flag

  105. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by fishebulb · · Score: 2

    excellent approach for a many companies. (other than the productivity comes first approach)

    They are strict regarding work time, but lenient outside of that

  106. $30,000 to install a firewall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with all these companies worried about losing money and productivity, i find it humorous that they spend $30k for a firewall that cant even do what a simple ipcop install can do.

    yeah, they are REALLY trying to save money....

  107. Unions have been hijacked. by rofgile · · Score: 1

    I had a dream today. I dreamed that all our social problems are caused by a simple idea: that we should seperate into groups determined by shared differences, and hate/fear some other group or group(s). I see this idea in EVERYTHING. The government and older generations hate and fear drug users. Drug users hate cops and the people who make laws against their harmless activity. Employees hate/fear employers and work to get more and more from their employers, and their employers hate/fear employees. Middle easterners hate/fear Americans and capitalism and we hate/fear them. We seperate into our groups (AND) we hate/fear some other group. I know I've been talking really simplistically, but I'm tired, and you can play with it as a thought game on any place in our society, its the foundation of it.

    I think we need to give it all up. Imagine if each of us was working together. Doesn't matter really specifically what we all decided to work together for, just that we all chose to have one common goal. Our goal could be anything, and we'd be able to acheive it. There wouldn't be silly power structures. It'd be like the open source movement. No single person can say what we are all working for as a goal. It still feels like every programmer is working together somehow in OSS. We aren't exclusive. We don't tell some people that they CAN'T also release oss software, even if they are some big company. We don't prohibit anyone from using our software, they just have to follow the laws of our society(GPL, and other open source licenses). Are there conflicts in our soceity? Sure.. like there once was with KDE and GNOME. Did people kill each other over it, or hate each other. No. We are an example of a big group of people with differences. We share some similarities, but our differences are what make us all important. We all have ideas, and no ones idea imprisons another nor conveys harm to another. Why is this group polarized in the same direction, and why isn't the rest of the world like this? Ask yourselves why that silly idea about hating/fearing different groups is the way things are.

    rofgile

    1. Re:Unions have been hijacked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But OSS is the opposite of everyone working together on the same goal--as your KDE vs GNOME example illustrates. The key is different groups tolerating each other's existance, not all groups combining into one super group.

      Because as soon as you try to force me into your group, I will do the only logical thing to do. Destroy your group.

    2. Re:Unions have been hijacked. by Teknogeek · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up and whatnot.

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  108. Am I missing something here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell should anyone assume they have a right to send email or surf the web from work to begin with?

    1. Re:Am I missing something here? by daveman_1 · · Score: 1

      For many people, this has become an essential part of their jobs. Reporters, researchers of all types, anyone who needs to communicate with their staff uses e-mail. Hell many people use AIM because it facilitates an immediate communications channel.

      This is my opinion: When you start to restrict the creative new ways people come up with to get business done, you are costing your organization more time and money (productivity) than could ever be lost by a stupid virus!

      Happy employees are productive employees. And people who feel they are LOSING the privileges/tools they have grown accustomed to will tend not to be real happy about it. Here is my favorite example of what happens when an organization gets e-mail: For the first couple of days, employees pass cute little notes back and forth to each other, in effect familiarizing themselves with the system. After that, there is the routine "fwd:" crowd. Eventually, gradually, people discover new modes of communicating. They don't even realize just how reliant they become on a technology. Until it is taken away. Ever seen what happens when people can't get into their e-mail? You'd be hard-pressed to get an open phone line. Hell, I think the money companies save on phone bills alone because of e-mail makes e-mail worth every damn penny.

      At any rate, all this talk of restricting users' privileges is just a bunch of BS. I don't believe any IT manager with half a brain is going to bring this up to his management. The idea will never even be born. Unfortunately, there are likely to be admins with less than half a brain, who think this is a good idea. Glad I don't work at their company. Glad they don't decide on my company's security policy.

      One final note, instead of restricting the hell out of everyone's work to make things more secure, why not just make things more secure? For windows environments, Norton Antivirus Corporate goes a LONG way to eradicating virus damage, as do system images and nightly backups... Any Windows admin who hasn't figured out how to completely rebuild a system (unattended) in ten minutes or less just isn't worth their weight anyways.

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  109. Right On by AFreeman · · Score: 1

    I can see both sides of this too, and like many others I'm a programmer who *NEEDS* access to the web . Reasons:

    (1) I'm relatively new to the area, and without MapQuest I'd spend fucking days getting lost in the grand concrete carpark which is Silicon Valley, when I pop out on my lunch break to run some urgent errand - lesson, some web sites make you more productive to your employers, and to yourself

    (2) Instance access to Google and Newsgroups etc. is vital to me not becoming blocked while developing in Java. I have a reputation for getting things done yesterday, which doesn't come from signing requisition orders for delivery of new versions of Java/Apache software (and how the hell would I *know* that new versions existed without the web!).

    (3) My general access to IT websites is educational: JavaWorld, IBM Developer Workds, etc. etc. Helps me keep my knowledge abreast of current events, which is what my employers want!

    (4) Believe it or not I have reason to forward 1 or 2 relevent websites which were linked off slashdot stories to my manager every week!

    (5) Many people have also commented that it is an important escape valve. I'd agree, since I'm shut up in a office expected to work magic, when I hit a roadblock, I need to escape and browse for a while until my subconcious offers up a solution.

    My 2c.

    Lastly, speaking in general. If you cut off employees access to email, won't you just have them contacting their friends by company phone instead. I'd think that communication via email is normally more succinct, less urge to chat, so if you get people off email and onto the phone, your going to lose more productivity over all.

    And as for limiting access to phones - give it a rest - what about my mobile! I might actually get around to using all the millions of free minutes I waste per month!

  110. A different perspective by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1
    I work from home, on a contract basis.
    Effectively, I'm my own boss. I "slack off"
    as much as I want to.


    I just don't want to. Every hour that I'm not
    being productive is an hour that I'm not making
    any money.


    It's amazing how this changes your perspective.

    --
    The Web is like Usenet, but
    the elephants are untrained.
  111. They Watch You At Home, Too by Renraku · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to work for Bellsouth DSL's tech support. Well, a day after signing up for their DSL, I had like 5 or 10 spam messages. Now, the address I used wasn't at all common. I've not given it out to anyone, nor have I signed up for anything under it. I post to DSL Reports from home that it does seem like Bellsouth is selling email addresses (under a topic that was already posted). I got fired from Bellsouth for posting that message. Apparently they traced down the sender and crossreferenced the IP with my address, and then found out I was employed by them. I was promptly fired.

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    Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
  112. Re:What about phone access? What about the door? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And windows too. The glass kind. Do they really need to see the weather? Dang employees. Friggin rights.

  113. Not a case of rights, but still important. by jinx90277 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As so many others have pointed out, this is not a case of rights -- it's a case of privilege. And, as usual, there seems to be a conflation of two different issues in the same discussion.

    From the standpoint of security and/or legal responsibility, of course a company needs to restrict Internet access. No filter is perfect, but as long as it blocks out most of the obvious porn, gambling, "hacker" (speaking colloquially), racist, etc. sites it should at least make it abundantly clear that an employee is trying very hard to circumvent the rules. But then again, there should already be policies on the books dealing with those things, Internet or no Internet.

    On the other hand, from a standpoint of productivity, a company should be very wary of restricting Internet access. I don't buy the argument that if an employee isn't surfing the Internet for X hours per day that all of a sudden, he will be productive for X more hours per day. There is a limit to how productive someone is going to be -- if you take away the Internet, some other "time waster" will rise in its place. Do you really think everyone who has a Palm just uses it for phone numbers and schedules? Do you think that just because someone is at their desk concentrating intently that they aren't working on a crossword puzzle? Do you think that every phone call made is for business? How about good old-fashioned staring into space?

    An employee is productive if he or she performs to expectations, period. Companies should have an interest in getting rid of (or better yet, finding a way to motivate) unproductive employees anyway -- but it shouldn't involve cutting off the Internet from employees who are already pulling at least their own share of the weight, if not more. If my company wants to call me on the carpet for reading Slashdot or sending an e-mail to my girlfriend to see how her Monday is going after being sick with the flu all weekend, fine. I will be more than glad to show them the half-dozen individual and team achievement awards that senior management has given to me in the last three years, agree sarcastically that the Internet has indeed made me a lousy employee, and otherwise be as amicable as Galileo before the Inquisition. I will also be sure never to work more than 40 hours per week, observe Internet usage policies religiously, and perform utterly mediocre work for the length of time it takes to find a job for a competitor who understands that achievement is the bottom line.

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    "she says i'm lousy conversation. as if that's supposed to help."
  114. Sigh....I agree with some others.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    I believe that this is the Anti-Virus/Security lobby that really are talking about this. As noted, there are no names mentioned. Why would someone want to even apply if they were that draconian.

    If they think that doing this will increase productivity, they have another thing coming. I personally spend MORE time at the computer and within reach of my phone because of the internet. Sure, I always have a web page open but I usually stick to computer related sites or am using it to plan my business trips.

    If one thing that really surprises me about people and porn at work is that they have not learned from example after example on the news. In my town, we have had firefighters dismissed, teachers arrested (kiddie porn) and other things that continually prove, to me, that you have to be stupid as hell to view that stuff at work.

    Viruses can be virtually eliminated by adding a network scanner (which you should have anyway since you probably use windows and maybe outlook), and using a client and server other then outlook and exchange. There's just TOO many holes to be patched and you can use Notes or Groupwise for e-mail. Plus, other then maybe the online calendaring features that maybe 10-20 percent of the users actually use (Groupwise has some pretty amazing stuff, but we never use it), most users would be served well by a plan old POP server and SMTP. Just cuz you use Office doesn't mean you need to use Outlook. At work we never install it. This doesn't totally solve the virii problem, but all you have to do is filter the extensions and scan those you do let thru.

    That cures probably the biggest thing that causes wasted time. This and user education. All you have to do is threaten the users that they may have to take such a measure and most will curtail their web use. The policy at work is that if you use too much and it starts to affect the company's mission (education since we are a college), then it will be cut off. So far, we've done well. We didn't upgrade because of our users using it for warez and other things. We use it because of the teleconfrences we do and things like that. Things that DO eat badwidth for our mission. One other way they also hvae cut down is by using small hard drives too. I am not sure what drive they are ordering as the standard disk, but when we ordered my computer, 12-20 gig was the norm and they ordered a 6 gig drive. I don't have ROOM to do work and download crap at work. Anyway, any company who does this is just doing it because that's the only way they know how to deal with it. Users who are educated about it will curtail their use voluntarily. It works well for us. YMMV.

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    Gorkman

  115. We're not the only career that needs the Internet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Basically the line we have been hearing is people in the IT career fold should be allowed access to the net, but no-one else.

    What about lawyers, most legal research is done online nowadays - they have just as good reasons as IT staff to want unlimited access to information!

    Also journalists, scientists, etc. We should remember that it wasn't some poxy pr0n collecting nerd who invented the WWW, it was a physicist trying to improve communication with his fellow peers!

  116. Slack by richieb · · Score: 2
    You should read the book "Slack" by Tom DeMarco. I only read the free pages that are available on Amazon, but he makes a lot of sense. The "goofing off" time at work is actually more productive than you think.

    People are not machines and looking busy is not the same as being productive. I had spent days at work just staring out the window trying to come up with a good solution to a problem, rather than looking busy doing something stupid. Ultimately the smart way will win.

    BTW, I'm writing this from home, while on my other computer I'm logged into work running bunch of tests on a system that's dueto go to Q/A tomorrow.

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    ...richie - It is a good day to code.
  117. WAY WAY WAY off topic post by BadlandZ · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    ok, I KNOW this is off topic, and going to get mod'ed to -1. Please, my karma doesn't need 400 seprate -1 votes (even thought I know this will get them, I'm doing it anyway and NOT posting as an AC). Why are submitted stories ALWAYs in italics? Is it starting to give anyone else a headache tilting their head to the right to read EVER STORY on ./?

    We all know no one from SlashDot hardly ever (like 0.01% of the time) writes their own stories. Why must EVER story be in italics? IT'S LIKE TRYING TO READ USENET WHEN EVERYONE POSTS IN CAPS AND IS TO LAZY TO TURN THE CAP LOCKS OFF BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

    When quoting someone, italics is nice, but when you _know_ everything will be a quote, does EVERYTHING have to be in italics?

  118. Security Excuses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, just because the secrataries are getting e-mail viruses is no excuse for having a system that can easily ACCEPT e-mail viruses.

    Maybe if they'd actually use an e-mail client that isn't Outlook they'd have to find something legitimate to bitch about... but they've got no sympathy from me if they continue using that POS.

  119. If I said it fucking once I've said it 1000 times by joshv · · Score: 2

    It's a freaking management issue ok. If employees are jerking off in the bathrooms, taking too much time on smoke breaks, running their own consulting business out of their cubicle or chatting all day long with lonely housewives in Australia, its a MANAGEMENT issue.

    Get it? Technology cannot cure the ills of your torpid, sclerotic 1960s era management structure. If you don't know what you employees are doing, or even if they have enough work to do, no amount Internet logging/blocking is going to stop them from wasting your money and their time at work.

    -josh

  120. stranger and stranger still by Erris · · Score: 3, Interesting
    To spend tens of thousands of dollars and so many man years to prevent millions of dollars in damage and lost work because an OS that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to run is so fragile. Why? When free alternatives that provide stability, security and control the idiots in Redmond will never provide, why do so many people go through all that trouble.

    Asside. If your company "firewall" is anything like mine, your users, aka peers, can send anything they want at a ".zip" or anything that is not one of the banned names so frightening to M$ Admins.

    Incompetence breeding inconvenience for the rest of us. Nice work, meat heads. It's not going to bother me too much because my job gives me enough time at home to have a life. Some people will not be so lucky and your efforts, or lack thereof, will really burn them. Get your freaking act togeter or go away or expect your best people to pack up and leave.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
    1. Re:stranger and stranger still by DreamerFi · · Score: 2

      To spend tens of thousands of dollars and so many man years to prevent millions of dollars in damage and lost work because an OS that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to run is so fragile. Why?

      Job security.

    2. Re:stranger and stranger still by Magus311X · · Score: 2

      ZIPs are checked up to 7 levels deep. All archives are.

      Tens of thousands? Ha. $30 a seat. Maintenance is minimal. Quite being a bigot.

  121. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Hey now, smoking does not fuzz your brain as you imply, the smoke break is a high probability method of solving a problem. Not only is it a stimulant, an addict can't think clearly during withdrawl. Of course we could stop smoking and in time wouldn't have these problems, but if it were that easy I'd have quit a long time ago.

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    I'm the big fish in the big pond bitch.
  122. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by Saeger · · Score: 1
    Plenty of desktop wallpaper that would make a $5 whore blush.

    Be honest; what you meant to say is that it would make you blush. A $5 whore would have already been around-the-world (hey, a pun!) and seen & done it all. :)

    Can you say 'Sexual harassment in the workplace lawsuit'?

    Can you say, "Can you say 'Sexual embarassment != Sexual harassment'?" There's a difference.

    Ugly Bitter Bitch says: "Boss! I happened to watch Bob's computer booting up, and I was subjected to the most offensive double-penentration wallpaper imaginable! I'm going to sue you for... for 5 million dollars for failing to prevent me from being embarrased by Bob's human nature!"

    Boss says: "Grow up - get back to work - quit yer bitch'n - you weren't assaulted - no free lawsuit money for you, you litigious wench! Haven't you heard lady? The politically correct backlash has finally begun, and we've imported the only good part of French culture."

    Okay... I can dream can't I? :)

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  123. Lucent now blocks webmail by chill · · Score: 3, Informative

    E-mail went out to all Lucent today -- starting ASAP all access to webmail accounts (HotMail, Netscape, Yahoo, etc.) will be blocked and is against policy. It seems they don't like the threat of viruses getting thru around the normal e-mail checks.

    However, they have expressly allowed limited personal use of company e-mail.

    VPN sucks.

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    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    1. Re:Lucent now blocks webmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      E-mail went out to all Lucent today -- starting ASAP all access to webmail accounts (HotMail, Netscape, Yahoo, etc.) will be blocked and is against policy. It seems they don't like the threat of viruses getting thru around the normal e-mail checks.
      But the Lucent corporate standard e-mail client is Outlook. Go figure.
    2. Re:Lucent now blocks webmail by warkda+rrior · · Score: 1

      The key point is that they can check Outlook/Exchange emails for viruses, but they can't do that to webmail accounts.

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    3. Re:Lucent now blocks webmail by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      Not wanting to read too cynically into this, but it looks like you -really- need a copy of PGP, preferably on a CD you burned from home.

      "Yeah, no sneaky web-based emails from here. If you've got something to say, say it on our email system"

    4. Re:Lucent now blocks webmail by smyle · · Score: 1
      Yeah? Well I'm the sysadmin for a school, and under CIPA, I'm required by law to start blocking all of these by July 1, because I can't monitor their content to make sure they don't contain images "inappropriate for minors".

      Unfortunately, it's too expensive to be a "test case" before the court system.

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      Sleep is just a poor substitute for caffeine, anyway. -Bob Lehmann

  124. Easy solution to viruses by elwing · · Score: 1

    Use UNIX. None of this windows crap. There are no UNIX e-mail viruses. If you have a UNIX mail reader, it isn't going to execute.exe files or macros. You can open almost any attachment (other than exes) in some UNIX/Linux program. What do we need Windows for?

  125. What's the average IQ of a Fortune 500 CEO? by javacowboy · · Score: 1

    Because if they believe this garbage, it must be pretty low. It's their own damn fault that, as another Slashdot poster pointed out, they installed Outlook as the default email client, which is pretty much a virus magnet. All these bozos would have to do would be to ban Outlook and Outlook Express instead of making their employees pay for upper management's stupidity.

    As a web developper, I must have constant and unrestricted access to the Web in order to do research, download new development tools and API's. I must be able to post questions to bulletin boards if I run into a problem or have a question that must urgently be answered. I need to subscribe to industry mailing lists. Most importantly, I must do the research I need to upgrade my skills and stay current with the goings-on in the industry and trends that are relevant to the methodologies or tools we will be using at work, or even to keep up with the relevance of Java as a development platform vis-a-vis .NET or another competitor.

    Also, it's important to give one's employees a chance to take a breather once in a while. It's impossible to work 8 straight hours a day. Anyone will tell you that the average human being is only capable of performing a maximum of four straight hours of work a day of concentrated labour. The rest of the time must be allowed for pseudo-work such as meetings, talking shop with coworkers, and even casual surfing, which I tend to do sometimes.

    However, leave it up to upper management to feel the need to stick their nozes in what is clearly none of their business: micromanagement. Instead of relying upon deadlines, assignments, milestones and other project-related objectives to motivate their employees to do their jobs, employers feel they must constantly be in our faces as the only way to get us to do anything, which to be polite, is excessive. This is highly unproductive and will only serve to lower productivity, not increase it.

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  126. Another way to bilk money from management by silverbax · · Score: 1

    This is the latest incarnation of the dot-commers, guys who do anything to grab the corporate IT dollars. While the business and IT departments in most companies, the 'consultants' still find ways to swoop in and woo senior management with scare tactics and buzzwords.

    It's all about a slick presentation and hype, packaged to feed off the 'latest thing' -- in this case, corporate security.

    My position as a software engineer has been to work on my own 'counter presentations' -- I always have to be ready to jump into the fray and try and take some of the 'gleam' off of the sales pitch without sounding like I'm simply resistant to change.

    I would have to ask how a company can move into a digital era, or take advantage of new technologcal efficiency if those companies cut themselves and their employees off from that technology.

    I would ask how curtailing email or web browsing will stop viruses and hacking when the most dangerous and malicious attacks do not need anyone to download or email anything (code red, anyone? Nimda, anyone?)

    It's important for IT professionals to understand the attack these 'consultants' represent to solid technoly solutions, and prepare to deal with them accordingly.

    It's also important to understand that for every real security consultant, there are a hundred sales persons claiming to be one.

  127. Re:We're not the only career that needs the Intern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company doesnt have lawyers or journalists or scientists! For the people it DOES have, only IT should be allowed access. That's all!

  128. CGI Proxy by DMDx86 · · Score: 1

    This is a problem I have at school. I have set up a CGI Proxy on my home server (on a broadband connection) and viola, no more blocked sites.

    If you want to set your own up on your *nix or windows + apache box, download CGI Proxy from http://www.jmarshall.com/tools/cgiproxy/

  129. Solution: market economics by plgs · · Score: 1

    The solution is simple. When my current employer cuts email & web access, I'll find a different one.

  130. They will still come and get you, a vent. by Erris · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If you are blessed with a M$ desktop, the admins will watch your desktop with a kind of spy tool, called VPN by M$. Worse, they can keylog your username and password ....

    On the other end, the cable companies are now expressly forbiding "VPN". While you may think they are only after the retarded M$ full desktop bandwith hogger, what they really want is your money. The asses that block ports 25 and 80 will get around to 22 sooner or later, regardless of your actual badwith use. My cable company, Cox, just started to block port 21 on incoming ftp request. I'm not sure how they can distinguish that from the AOL client, but they did tonight and my mother got a "blocked by administrator" sign instead of pictures of my baby girl. So clever, they will soon be out of my $65/month I'm paying for a static IP. No the asses are not going to get the $50/month DHCP fee from me either. Snip, bye bye.

    The internet is almost the coporate lap dog the entertainment companies, publishers and telcos wanted. If the feds kill wireless there will be no useful net left. I'm fed up with the spam, the adverts, the unilateral contracts, the credit card demands and the whole fuck you.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
    1. Re:They will still come and get you, a vent. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      My cable company has practically blocked everything, but my gateway/firewall just forwards the ports. Make port 3333 go to port 21 on box a, and 3334 go to port 21 on box b etc

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    2. Re:They will still come and get you, a vent. by THEbwana · · Score: 1

      - my isp leaves it all open (and even says so to subscribers) - its up to me to block...but then again. ADSL / Cable providers seem to be human in this country (Switzerland) not the traditional morons that you find most anywhere...
      /m

    3. Re:They will still come and get you, a vent. by jridley · · Score: 2

      So what if they block 22. You can run SSH on any port you want. As long as they leave ONE port open, you're good.

      Also, take a good look at your configuration on the windows box once a week or so, check the task list (use the freeware PS, not the windows task list, it hides stuff) and see if there's anything unusual running, particularly if the machine was rebooted when you weren't expecting it (these folks like to sneak in your cube at night and install stuff). Shut down services if you don't know what they are.

    4. Re:They will still come and get you, a vent. by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      Users like you are why IT department employees aren't allowed to carry 2x4 cluesticks. Did you ever think that there are good reasons for having that stuff installed on your computer? Or that it's not even your computer in the first place? Or that maybe you should spend some time actually working and not trying to bypass security procedures?

      Sheesh. Try that at a place with a usage policy and a halfway competent IT department and you will find yourself out a job. And if you feel so strongly about such restrictions, why work at a place like that anyway?

    5. Re:They will still come and get you, a vent. by ahfoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is interesting. I'm an American living in Taiwan and I've had DSL for a few years for only $30 bucks a month with free phone service tossed in. Now they're offering 1.5 Meg DSL for $45 bucks a month and apparently we're getting several city wide MAN ethernet ISPs in the next six months that are advertising residential bi-directional 2Mbps for US$25 a month.
      I head the same thing is going on in Korea, Hong Kong and some of the bigger cities in China. It's interesting that the US is finally falling behind in residential telecommunications. I understand parts of Scandanavian Europe and Auckland New Zealand also have residential ethernet service. Perhaps the future of the net lies well beyond the borders of the US and its restrictive net policies.

    6. Re:They will still come and get you, a vent. by Strog · · Score: 1

      Most companies with a decent firewall will block your remote IP and write you up and/or fire your butt. This is the company network and not yours.

    7. Re:They will still come and get you, a vent. by Kallahar · · Score: 2

      Keep in mind that you could always bind your server to any port you want. Since it's a private service, you don't necessarily need to use standard ports. Heck, just stick it in the dynamic range, they won't be able to block them all.

      Of course, how long until they start doing packet monitoring to catch ftp packets and then block the whole connection?

      Travis

    8. Re:They will still come and get you, a vent. by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      Before you cut and run, better check out the competition.

      Road Runner charges $300 a month for a static IP, and that's on TOP of the $79 a month you have to pay for a "business" account before they'll even offer it.

  131. Cutting off your nose to spite your face by sjhwilkes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've worked for several Fortune 500 firms, in their IT departments and seen the folly of over restrictive practices.
    Three of the companies restricted access alot. Ports would not even be opened on the firewalls if there was a business case, leading to quite senior people in IT and other departments using dialup accounts from their desktops. One company had such restrictive worldwide security guidelines that individual business units were getting T1 lines and not disclosing their existence when we did security audits (I worked for central IT)
    The company I work for now and one other are very relaxed - the firewalls don't let much in but let pretty much anything out. Result, no one routes around the company firewalls/virus scanners/IDS sensors/caches we're not allowed to pass MP3's but that's about it.
    Yes dialup can be prevented if the desktops are locked down, and the phones on users desks are digital, but 3G phones are coming, many with Bluetooth/IRDA, companies are better off being resonable now rather than losing visibity of what their employees are doing.

  132. #1 Worm entry vector? Hotmail! by Nonesuch · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We have heavy-duty antivirus checking on incoming email, but the extra latency involved is unacceptable for web access, so we have been unable to implement the same for web access.

    Employee access to external POP3 services is prohibited, both by policy and firewall rules.

    Where viruses and worms (Nimda, Code Red, etc) have made it into the company, we've almost universally tracked the vector down to a 'Free Email' service, primarily Hotmail and Yahoo! mail.

    We are considering blocking all such services, or at least forcing all traffic to and from these services through the antivirus system, and suffer the latency and associated user complaints.

    Again, we cannot force all web traffic through a scanner, as there is strong opposition from various divisions to any change that would slow down web access.

  133. Let's see that list - by jcapell · · Score: 1

    I'm working on something similar; no sense in re-inventing the wheel, better to improve upon it.

  134. next they'll want to tax the hell out of gasoline by zejackal · · Score: 1

    What the hell? Shouldn't this be Microsofts problem? Isn't it their software that lets these self propogating worms survive in the first place? It's like wanting to put a 3 million percent tax on gasoline because the car companies would rather put out 7 mile to the gallon SUV's instead of fuel efficient vehicles. It's not the companies fault for being irresponsible, it's the consumer. I'm an engineer and I need my internet access and email privileges to do my job. Have you ever had to do a freakin' parts search in those stupid catalogs? Not to mention that email is how I communicate with a lot of people on the outside world: vendors, customers, etc.. Wasn't there just a story about the 101 dumbest business moves of the last year? Was this crap on it?

  135. Laptop users by Malc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These policies wouldn't have stopped Nimda getting on to our corporate network. That was tracked down to a couple of notebooks belonging to sales and marketing guys. They'd connected those machines to the internet at home, and when they were on the road. That's when they got infected. Then they infected and re-infected the corporate network several times when they plugged in at the office.

    With increasing numbers of portable devices, and wireless networking, including 3G phones, it's going to be harder and harder to plug all the gaps. Instead of listening to the sales pitch of the anti-virus and firewall manufacturers, we should use some commonsense: ditch products like Outlook.

  136. Um Actually... by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    Back in the late '80s the Christmas Tree E-Mail trojan gave my university's mainframes a serious case of constipation. Damn profs and its damn ability to recieve script files!

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  137. Internet access is a *symptom* of the real problem by Aexia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Employees excessively surfing the web is a *symptom* of, not the *reason*, too much free time at work. If they're goofing off, it's not because they have unrestricted internet access; it's because they either don't have enough work to do or they're not doing the work they've been given.

    That means it's a problem their managers need to address; not something for the IT department. If someone is surfing six hours a day, then it's the manager's fault that they're not properly supervising them and giving them tasks or disciplining them for not getting their work done.

    That said, a company would have to be foolish not to employ some basic filtering measures(porno, gambling, gaming sites, file sharing services, e-mail attachments) to keep network traffic and the more obvious time wasters in check.

    However, if an employee is doing all their work and checking Yahoo Mail or ESPN.com, what is the harm? It keeps them happy and the company's work is getting done.

  138. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Can you say, "Can you say 'Sexual embarassment != Sexual harassment'?" There's a difference."

    I think you've been watching too much of "The Man Show." Flipping through my employee handbook reveals that the law defines harassment (sexual or otherwise) as creating an uncomfortable or hostile environment. It has nothing to do with physical assault.

    And the fact is, that in any business environment, your "human nature" argument is shit. When you're at work, everyone has to draw a line and have some consideration for the tastes of others...the fact that you may have no taste or sensibility does not preclude others from having it.

    Heck, even as a male, I would be very unsettled dealing with any idiot that put pr0n wallpaper on their screen.

  139. Who Wants These Restrictions? by Merry_B.Buck · · Score: 2

    Could it be...the Business Software Alliance? In their Guide to Software Management, they say business owners should
    "Ensure that software can not be downloaded from the Internet by employees without special approval."
    They further suggest automated tools to help enforce this rule and say employees should sign an agreement to abide by it.

    It also suggests, BTW, that software that is "free" or available for unrestricted downloading from the Internet is probably "too good to be true" and should be avoided.

  140. i hope i never become like you people ... by PaganRitual · · Score: 4, Insightful

    wow, the average age of the /. user must be much greater than i expected ... so many people who have resigned themselves to working the standard 8 hours a day tedium with no outlet for any sort of relief ... "work is for WORKING", "its not your time its the COMPANIES TIMES" etc etc etc ...

    ... what it is like to have your spririt broken like that??? to have resigned that 8 hours of your life a day - AN ENTIRE THIRD - of it is surrendered so completely to someone else just because they give you some money for it. has your life become so shallow and money obsessed that you are prepared to resign the greater part of your waking day to someone else just for money?

    i am working in a job i like (computer programmer), and its something that i will even do at home after hours on a different level (i write commercial apps at work, and i fiddle with games/graphics programming at home) ... but even having said that i would go crazy without the ability to access the internet or play small games at work ... to be anything else is to surely be some sort of mindless machine ... and my boss realises that that is not what i am ... we have a ADSL line that can access the net, and unless ppl were to spend all day on it or have dodgy stuff obviously displayed on their computers, they are free to do as they please, so long as in the end the work gets done, its that easy ...

    ... sure, when one of the plebs in support double clicks on a .exe attachment not once BUT TWICE i am one of the ppl that has to clean up the mess, but there is no way known that i would want to restrict them to sitting in their cubes staring at the walls when there are no support calls coming in ... it would get to the point that i would worry each day that they are going to come in with an automatic weapon and wipe half of us out screaming "I JUST WANTED TO CHECK MY HOTMAIL!!!" ... we solve these types of problems by TEACHING our people that .exe and .com files shouldnt be touched unless they are obviously from something they are expecting, and as a result anyone that notices one of these will now run it by me to make sure that its a virus or something obviously bad ...

    ... and on the flipside, if i think of something outside of work - when im not *GASP* actually getting paid for it - that is useful or may relate to my work, i may still actually spend a bit or a lot of time (whatever may be required) working it over or writing it down or something AND I DONT ASK FOR MONEY THE NEXT MORNING ... all you ppl who let work rule your lives scare the hell out of me, your life isnt meant to be spent working, and i think that some of you need to take a load off for a while ... go jerk off somewhere or something ...

    ... i just hope to that i never EVER become as depressing and inert as half the ppl who have replied to this posting ... anyway, id better get back to work :)

    1. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by ellem · · Score: 2

      With any luck the economy will have an upturn and you will never loose your job to paycuts or your company totally flopping.

      But if bad things continue in the economy and your department gets some "ppl" cut don't ou think the Managers are going to cut the people that spend a lot of time surfing the web? Posting on /.?

      Also from a Management standpoint it takes a few minutes to block something. It can take years to "Train" people not to open .exe, or .com files.

      Remember YOU know what an .exe file is, the "plebs" you speak of do not. And when they move on you'll have to train the next one that comes in.

      Get some work done. Having a work ethic is coming back into vogue and not that "Let's stay in the office and play Quake all night" crap either. The "Let's do our 9 and see our families" type.

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    2. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      see??? can everybody see this??? this is exactly the type of rationale that im talking about ...

      With any luck the economy will have an upturn and you will never loose your job to paycuts or your company totally flopping.
      But if bad things continue in the economy and your department gets some "ppl" cut don't ou think the Managers are going to cut the people that spend a lot of time surfing the web? Posting on /.?


      ... the cynical, negative, dragged down attitude that i hope like hell doesnt just come default with age ... the old "what if &ltinsert bad event here&gt, better be a good boy now, just in case things get bad later on" ... bloody hell, ill bet your religous too, your comments have that same sunday-christian 'better do it, just in case' tone to them ... just another doomsayer to whom the glass is always half empty (or is that half full? i can never remember how that lame analogy is supposed to work)

      if my job is lost, then i find another one, if i lose it because i spent too much time on the net, i learn from the experience and make a note to myself to be careful in the future, if i was only occasionally looking up stuff and got fired because they implement a no internet policy, then for the sake of my sanity it was probably a good thing i dont work at that place anymore anyway ... regardless, its all an experience, and an experience which i prefer to go for the entire of my waking day, not just the small non-sleeping, non-working bit at the end of it ...

      Also from a Management standpoint it takes a few minutes to block something. It can take years to "Train" people not to open .exe, or .com files.

      well, you must be in management then, cause you would obviously prefer to do the two-second patchwork effort to get the job done than to put any effort in actually educating people and having valuable employees ... and then you have the nerve to speak of work ethic??? instead of providing an entertaining environment to work in, you would much prefer have people live most of their days as a robot with a single cause then an interested, creative human being ...

      ... oh yeah, and as a side note, if it takes you "years" to "train" "ppl" to "learn" to not "delete" .exe or .com files or something then you really should start making the ownership of a brain part of your mandatory hiring criteria ... do you just have a hole in the wall at your work so that these ppl dont have to learn how to use a door???

      Get some work done. Having a work ethic is coming back into vogue ...

      oh, but i DO get some work done, thanks all the same for assuming otherwise, its just that i dont see work as a prision with required attendance for 5 days out of my 7 ... i like to be able to enjoy my work so i dont feel the need to stay up till 2am each morning drinking to get around the fact that i hate my job/life (same thing to a lot of you ppl), and becoming more and more depressed come late sunday afternoon ... and i would imagine you might (but for your sake i hope not) ...

      ... and not that "Let's stay in the office and play Quake all night" crap either.

      OMFG!!! what i wouldnt give to be able to find a workplace surrounded by people who think like that ... unfortunately im surrounded by people who THINK LIKE YOU ... and thats a shame for both me and them ...

    3. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by davmoo · · Score: 2

      While my age probably is higher than the average /. reader, my feelings on this topic have absolutely nothing to do with my "spirit being broken". Rather, they have to do with being old enough to understand that it is the employer, not me, who owns the computer system, owns the hardware in my office, and pays for the bandwidth that I have access to. That gives them the right to decide how that hardware and bandwidth is used. He who has the gold makes the rules, and its their gold. If you don't like your employer's rules, you have a simple option...find another employer.

      The fact that the majority of viruses attacks Microsoft systems and Microsoft email software is irrelevant. The fact that companies could avoid that if they used Macs or Linux is equally irrelevant for this topic.

      Tell ya what...since you obviously see no problems with using other people's stuff any old way you'd like...I want to use your car Friday evening. I promise to only put a few thousand miles on it. I'm sure you won't mind...

      --
      I want a new quote. One that won't spill. One that don't cost too much. Or come in a pill.
    4. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      i would have thought that all that age that you have over the average slashdot reader you would have meant that you would have been able to have come up with an analogy that actually fit the argument ... 1) i dont already pay you to drive my car and 2) surfing the internet on work computers doesnt downgrade the quality of the work computers, or mean i have to change the computers oil or something ...

      im not arguing with the fact that its my employers stuff, or that he makes the rules, just over all the people who ... *sigh*, im not gonna waste any more virtual breath here ... besides, i have work to do :)

    5. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Unbelievable. Utterly unbelievable.

      I love my job. I spend a lot of my outside work hours playing with computers in a very similar fashion to what I do at work.
      BUT, I don't screw around at work. I do my job at work. If doing the job I get paid to do is 'having my spirit broken,' then so be it. I call it ethics. Or maturity. or even doing my job! Fucking scary concept to you, apparently.

      Of course, I also have the luxury of choosing to work where I want (within reason), which means I get to find work that I enjoy. While I always considered this to be a luxury and something not to be taken for granted, I see now that it's just my poor beleagred spirit being broken.

      Hope you enjoy soup, because you're going to be getting a lot of it from free kitchens when the economy actually gets bad.

      --

      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    6. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      i would love to reply to this, but im at home, and i only access /. from work hehehe

    7. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Most of what these idiots are saying isn't that important. What management actually wants was long ago detailed in The Organization Man:

      Here are some quotes:

      Why? The failure to recognize the virtue of purposelessness is the starting point of industry's problem. To the managers and engineers who set the dominant tone in industry, purposelessness is anathema, and all their impulses incline them to highly planned, systematized development in which the problem is clearly defined. This has its values. If researchers want to make a practical application of previous discovery--if a group at GM's Technical Center want a better oil for a high-compression engine, for example--they do best by addressing themselves to the stipulated task. In pure research, however, half the trick is in finding out that there is a problem--that there is something to explain. The culture dish remained sterile when it shouldn't have. The two chemicals reacted differently this time than before. Something has happened and you don't know why it happened--or if you did, what earthly use it would be?

      By its very nature, discovery has an accidental quality. Methodical as one can be in following up a question, the all-important question itself is likely to be a sort of chance distraction of the work at hand. At this moment you neither know what practical use the question could lead to nor should you worry the point. There will be time enough later for that; and in retrospect, it will be easy to show how well planned and systematized the discovery was all along.

      Or, even better:
      He couldn't do otherwise. Management has tried to adjust the scientist to The Organization rather than The Organization to the scientist. It can do this with the mediocre and still have a harmonious group. It cannot do it with the brilliant; only freedom will make them harmonious. Most corporations sense this, but, unfortunately, the moral they draw from it is something else again. A well-known corporation recently passed up the opportunity to hire one of the most brilliant chemists in the country. They wanted his brilliance, but they were afraid that he might "disrupt our organization." Commenting on this, a fellow scientist said, "He certainly would disrupt the organization. He is a man who would want to follow his own inclinations. In a laboratory which understood fundamental research, he wouldn't disrupt the organization because they would want him to follow his own inclinations. But not in this one."

      Even when companies recognize that they are making a choice between brilliance and mediocrity, it is remarkable how excruciating they find the choice. Several years ago my colleagues and I listened to the management of an electronics company hold a post-mortem on a difficult decision they had just made. The company had been infiltrated by genius. Into their laboratory three years before had come a very young, brilliant man. He did magnificent work and the company looked for even greater things in the future. But, though he was a likable fellow, he was imaginative and he had begun to chafe at the supervision of the research director. The director, the management said, was a rather run-of-the-mill sort, though he had worked loyally and congenially for the company. Who would have to be sacrificed? Reluctantly, the company made its decision. The brilliant man would have to go. The management was unhappy about the decision but they argued that harmonious group thinking (this was the actual word they used) was the company's prime aim, and if they had promoted the brilliant man it would have upset the whole chain of company interpersonal relationships. What else, they asked plaintively, could they have done?

    8. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      oops, lost the link:

      http://www.english.upenn.edu/~afilreis/50s/whyte-c hap16.html

      Sorry, I'm posting this from work!

    9. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      And I bet you never abuse the public's roads by speeding?

      Guess some of the Puritans got off the boat late.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    10. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by pyat · · Score: 1

      Not much need to reply since you won the argument hours ago
      m

    11. Re:i hope i never become like you people ... by HR · · Score: 1

      I believe the division we're seeing on this topic does have to do with age and relative maturity. It takes a while to develop mature work habits. Part of that process is losing the habit of fucking off whenever you feel like it, as you used to do in school, and learning to focus on the task at hand -- all the way to the end.

      All of like to be able to do unrestricted research and take occasional breaks but some of these arguments are simply absurd (porn on my desktop is a sign of uncompromised spirit). Those who really feel that way are just advertising that they never learned the social skills necessary to be successful in heterogenous group settings.

  141. Divide and conquer by WetCat · · Score: 1

    I have a lot of experience with internet access
    from employee.
    I saw a lot of wonderuful and horrible uses of internet at workplace.
    On my opinion the best solution is to create
    _two_ virtual machines for each person which need
    or want internet. On the same screen one virtual machine is connected to internet fully and without any restriction, second is following strict corporate policy.
    The cut and paste between machines is carefully monitored (by software or special policies).
    So if an employee surf web, or chat, or use viruses ( :) in mail - it's completely in his own virtual machine. If he/she spoiled anything there - that's their troubles only...
    Moreover, it's easy then to monitor private time
    versus company time by monitoring activity times of that virtual machines. Even if that times will not be reported to managers, seeing that ratio of own/work can be very disciplining.
    Just my 2 cents...

  142. AIM is cheaper than international long distance by yerricde · · Score: 1

    * Ports for P2P apps, AIM, ICQ, etc., are blocked for everyone but IT.

    You can save hundreds of dollars a month by switching from long distance to AOL Instant Messenger, especially if you have numerous contacts in faraway lands.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  143. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Most of europe is sexually open, not just France. Where do people get that idea?

    Also, over here we may have softcore porn everywhere, but we certainly do not allow harddcore in the workplace.

  144. it is indeed a security risk by mmusn · · Score: 1
    If you use Windows, Outlook, and InternetExplorer, use of the Internet is a big security risk, since those programs are unusally susceptible to viruses and rogue ActiveX components.

    However, the solution to that problem is much simpler: just switch to a better mail client and browser. Even better, switch to a different operating system. That also saves on support costs, and it keeps the employees happier.

  145. Stupid "Yahoo! News" article... clueless! by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    This article alone is a pretty good justification for blocking Yahoo! at work... if only to keep the executives from getting any funny ideas about new filtering policies!

    Hypponen added some Fortune 100 companies are looking to step up security measures beyond firewalls, which bar access to sites with racy or inflammatory content. They are looking to ban Internet usage for all but select, authorized personnel.
    Firewalls do not inherently bar access to objectionable sites. My firewalls permit access to 'racy or inflammatory content', they just log who did what, when. Only 'Filters' bar access -- some firewalls may include filters.

    Most of the article deals with filtering attachments in email:

    Among the nearly 100 email attachments outlawed by the company are: screen savers, digital greeting cards, and the ubiquitous ".exe," or executable file, a standard format needed to run most computer applications and a common target for virus authors.
    I cannot think of any legitimate reason to email somebody a screen saver at work, but unfortunately there is a lot of legitimate exe files been sent as attachments, and a lot of viruses and worms that propagate via formats other than those listed above...
  146. Leadership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, a few people have said it already, but it's my turn. For most people reading this site, technology isn't the answer; Leadership is.

    I'm very opposed to the Katzian idea that we're somehow different than everyone else that ever existed just because we understand computers, but let's just say that most of us are considered professionals. In CA at least, that means that we're salaried, which means we get paid not for the hours that we work, but for getting the job done.

    Now, if someone is wasting time on the web, ICQ, personal phone calls, reading magazines, whatever, then their boss needs to evaluate whether they're being productive or not, talk to them, and let them know in their review/salary/pink slip. It's that easy.

    This is a bit of a rant, but I'm sick of working at a company that's over 1/3 management, with not one good leader to be found.

    Uhh... no comment on the viruses part. The harassment parts (or people complaining about pr0n spam) just comes down to people needing to grow up these days. The world is a harsh place.

  147. What "they" care about and what matters by ellem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A lot of /.ers complain well if they wouldn't use Outlook.... if they wouldn't use IIS.... if they wouldn't use Microsoft...

    Well they do.

    On a recent interview, I decided I did NOT want to work for the company I was speaking to. (They had mentioned that TCP/IP was owned by MS b/c (I swear this is true) to implement it you had to "Right click on Network Neighborhood, choose Protocols, choose Microsoft....") I asked them why they were switching from CC Mail to Outlook and not to Lotus Notes which is a more "natural" move.

    The IT Manager (not the TCP/IP lady) said basically this:

    "Our users want Outlook. They used it elsewhere. It works really well with Office. It does a lot of things right. Yeah Lotus is more secure but it is ugly and it is harder to administer [I disagree]. Plus you need a developer to take advantage of the program. Outlook does everything Notes does before you get a developer involved anf it does it a lot easier."

    So what the IT Manager was saying was; Everyone uses it, it's easy.

    He's pretty much right.

    All the folks that yell and scream: BUT *NIX IS BETTER, you're all correct. In the late 70s early 80s all the people that yelled BUT BETA IS BETTER were right too.

    So if the same people who shrug their shoulders at insecurity and poor design are certainly going to belive that cutting down USENET, surfing and private email will "protect" them.

    I personally blocked Hotmail, Yahoo!, & MSNMail for about 2 months at a site. To tell you the truth I couldn't take all the effing viruses either. And you know what? It stopped the viruses. I mean dead. 25/week --> 0/week

    We here at /. can all piss an moan about how Ximian is almost this and Sendmail and PINE rule the Earth with an iron fist of security but 60-75% of the computing public is getting their mail with Outlook.

    Are *NIXes better? Duh. Is PINE safer? Duh. Now tell Jane Secretary that she has to jump through hoops to send email from her bosses account...

    The IT Manager just wanted happy users and was willing to hire a few more Admins to take care of the mess. He knew the score.

    And /. community w/o your archnemsis MS the IT industry would not exist as we know it (yeah there's a lot of shit MCSEs but don't kid yourself there's a lot of shit Solaris guys too) and I am loathe to admit it /. probably wouldn't even exist.

    And why precisely on your company's computer, on your company's network, over your company's T do you feel you have any right to do anything they don't want you to? (Hey if you own stock raise Hell, I'm with you there!)

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  148. Changing the way people conceive of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virii and lawsuits aside.

    Shouldn't people who are getting paid to work,
    well... work? The North American idea that
    I give 9-5 and you give me a pay-cheque is really
    not healthy. Your company would give you more
    benefits if you made it clear that when you're
    at work, you're at your desk being productive.
    I'm currently residing in Japan where this kind
    of silly matter would never come up.

    1. Re:Changing the way people conceive of work by xX_sticky_Xx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm currently residing in Japan where this kind of silly matter would never come up.

      Quick quiz: How many people in Japan commit suicide from working like dogs compared to North Americans? My guess would be a LOT more, from what I've heard. There's even a word for it; I forget what it is but it starts with a "K".

      What about the Japanese idea that an employer owes the worker a lifelong job in exchange for loyalty? That seems way more fucked up to me than putting in 9-5 and expecting a cheque. Of course, the job for life deal isn't really panning out that much anymore, and neither are a lot of other feudal Japanese traditions.

      I'll tell you one thing AC, I wouldn't want to be in Japan when the time comes for the Japanese way of life to change. History has shown that societal change in Japan is never gradual, subtle, peaceful, or bloodless.

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  149. Hey, I just work there by FozzTexx · · Score: 1

    I'm working at a construction company that's getting ready to go ahead and allow internet access on everyone's desktop. But the guy in charge wants to have some kind of filtering set up before it happens. He doesn't want people goofing off instead of being productive. His way of looking at it is if you come back and catch them after the fact then you've already lost all that money.

    I personally don't want to put the filtering on the user's computers. Partly because it leaves it where they can possibly tamper with it, but mostly because it adds some nasty hack to the OS that will no doubt make the computer more crash prone. I'd like to set up all the computers to go through a Linux router with Squid as a transparent proxy, but unfortunately I don't see that being a real option. There's no lists I can subscribe to that I can tie into Squid to keep the filtering up to date.

    I'm still searching for something that can do the filtering on a server and off the end user's computer, but so far I haven't found anything. I'd love to find something free, or at least something that runs on Linux, but I just don't see it happening.

    1. Re:Hey, I just work there by CmdrTaco+(editor) · · Score: 1
      Squid
      SquidGuard

      Squid should be installed by default on any decent distro.

    2. Re:Hey, I just work there by FozzTexx · · Score: 1

      You missed the point completely. I'm well aware of Squid and that it can filter. The problem is the only way to get a constantly maintained list of "bad" URLs is to subscribe to one of those proprietary services that is installed on the user's computer. The lists are confidential and there's no way to subscribe to them and somehow import them into Squid.

    3. Re:Hey, I just work there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SquidGuard Blacklist
      I hope this helps. This seems like the closest thing to a free version of those proprietary services you speak of.

  150. The Emperor's clothes laid bare.. by Anthony · · Score: 1

    The Internet, for the vast majority of clerical workers, is a distraction that has not improved productivity a jot. Looking at client sites with Internet access to the desktop, 40-60% of web-surfing and 20-30% of emails is not work-related. Popular news and entertainment web sites top the surfing list. SPAM and useless mailing lists clog the email queues. Sure, some people can be more "productive" by using online shoopping and banking at lunchtime, but the majority overuse the facility. In fact, look a little closer and, despite the billions spent, productivity has not improved by using desktop computers either.

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    1. Re:The Emperor's clothes laid bare.. by Anthony · · Score: 1

      1. Productivity from desktop computers has increased in particular fields by factors of thousands if not hundreds of thousands. Even the most well designed paper system was inefficent at its heart. Think of a newspaper: my local newspaper runs the entire operation with 66 people. Back when my grandfather worked there the typesetting department was 50ish in size. Your argument here is unsustainable.

      You have just described what has happened in all areas of manufacturing over the last 30 to 50 years. Typesetting a newspaper has more to do with manufacturing than clerical work. Do the journo's work less hours per column inch to produce the copy?

      2. Clerical works do not generally benefit from Internet access. However, you assume that any time they spend on non-business things would go to business things. That is simply false. Most people do not disregard work related projects in favor of going to read the latest gosip on their favorite fansite. Instead, they visit in downtime, between projects, while on the phone, etc. That is not lost productivity. The only cost to the company in those cases is the bandwidth.

      Where does this come from? My observations come from proxy logs and walking the floors

      3. For thousands and thousands of positions, the productivity increase is amazing. The Internet combined with desktop workstations is simply unparalleled. And it is suprising that you'd think otherwise, to be frank. Think back to the 80s. The company fax machine would be clogged, and you'd have to wait often times hours to get a spot in the queue. It was most frustrating for many people. Now, it goes right to the desktop via e-mail. That is just one example of literally millions of ways that the Internet has steadily provided a net benefit to productivity.

      Desktop fax is all very well for receiving, but sending documents still requires access to scanning services in many cases. BTW, The Internet has liitle to do with Desktop fax delivery.

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  151. Its already happened... by Poppageorgio · · Score: 0

    Hell, the last company I worked for had internet access so locked down, that it took me 4 months of working there (contract employee) to get net access, and I was in the pc support department! Its pretty hard to explain to somebody that you can't fix their computer for a couple hours, because you can't download a driver till so and so comes back and opens their office so you can get net access!
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  152. Jailing the browser by Animats · · Score: 2
    We need browsers that will run in a jail. The browser gets access to a window and a net connection, but can't access anything else. Then you can browse all you want, and when you close the window, anything that came in from the outside is gone.

    This is an area where Linux (or at least FreeBSD) could outdo Windows.

  153. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ya damn nazi.

    your kind would suck the life outta people and turn them into robots if you could.

    fuck you.

  154. When my company said it was going... by dcocos · · Score: 1

    When my former employer said it was going to start watching the sites we went to I promised them the I would write an Outlook (ugh!) virus that would hit porn sites all day. The way I looked there were 3 possible outcomes.
    1) They would get rid of Outlook and censor (not a total loss, Outlook would be gone)
    2) They would start censoring and everyone would be guilty because of the virus.
    3) They wouldn't do anything (which is what happened!)

  155. Re:Please mod parent down: obvious troll account. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac-hater? you sir are obviously sub-human.

    fuck off, please.

    now die.

    thanks.

  156. Who watches the watchers? by radoni · · Score: 1

    A few summers ago i worked as an administrator on a University network. My job consisted of answering calls, keeping the architects in the upstairs office out of the pr0n, (re)building computers, and updating hoardes of wintel software. This kept me busy in the afternoon coming from highschool football training. Time goes on, there is literally not much to be done; i've automated everything complicated with VBS and Perl scripts.

    Three more guys are hired, and the boss is upset with our inabillity to look busy. Boss takes a request from the architects, the result of a contracting dispute, and sends us to survey the amount of concrete used for the entire campus.

    In exchange for the three guys doing grunt work of concrete measuring, i download songs ala AudioGalaxy and burn to CD for them. I was the guy who is in charge of preventing that very type of network abuse.

    The boss was pretty upset. I pointed out that he does the same thing on _his_ lunch break. I was promptly fired the next week.

    Putting a scare into management is one thing, selling a product with good old FUD is another.

    "Workers are NON-Productive when allowed free reign of network resources! Use AmazingBlazing Firewall to fix this productivity showstopper."

    Who is the beneficiary of this blatent FUD?

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  157. treating the symptoms, not the problem by kraaze2 · · Score: 1

    It strikes me that this whole idea is an attempt to treat the symptoms, not the real problems.

    Problem 1 -- Technical threats from the internet (worms, virii, etc). This should be treated by putting pressure on software vendors for increased security, as well as client-side security measures such as virus scanners and mail servers that block suspiscious attachments, etc.

    Problem 2 -- People wasting time on non-work-related activities. As other posters have pointed out there are *lots* of ways to waste time at work without an internet connection. Take a long hard look around the office the next time the office has an internet connection outage. There won't be any magic upswing in productivity happening around you. The same people who goof off online will be doing it offline.

  158. Bozo Attacks by Veteran · · Score: 2

    There is a class of people in the world who are deathly afraid that somewhere somebody might be happy, and they work diligently to make as sure as possible that never happens.

    These people work on the basis of comparative happiness: if you are happy it makes them feel bad by comparison. If you are sad - they feel good by comparison.

    If they could these people would bring back the dark ages complete with plague and small pox - in the midst of such misery they are positively buoyant.

    The proper way to handle such people is to point out their agenda of misery so that no one is fooled by what they have to say.

    In my opinion these are foul subhumans who are responsible for most of the problems in the world; step on them whenever possible. At the very least be exuberant when you are around them - no matter how miserable you are feeling - never show pain, that is what they want.

  159. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by Saeger · · Score: 1
    Please prefix the letter 'P' to your rudeturnip@valdot.org email address. :-)

    You and "your kind" may find some kind of security in a "safe", phony, sterile, lowest common denominator workplace, but that kind of corporate inhumanity drives me mad.

    Zero-tolerance makes baby George Carlin cry (I don't watch The Man Show).

    (P.S. I've been self-employed for years, so I don't have to deal with inane office drone policies (anymore) so my "taste" and "sensibility" doesn't have to be watered down.)

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  160. blocking creates legal difficulties of its own by rjnagle · · Score: 1

    I noticed that the article was written in Europe, so perhaps in America the legal climate is different. I worked for an IT industry that blocked access to adult sites and web-based email. Now I wouldn't dream of looking at porn or anything like that, but quite often a site would be blocked for incomprehensible reasons, and some sites providing email access also are blocked (hotmail, yahoo, etc). Unfortunately, they also blocked geocities and deja when it was around. Need I point out first that many email-based accounts automatically did virus scans before opening attachments, so the security argument was moot, especially because most of the viruses were spread via OUtlook and Windows Scripting Host.

    Blocking instant message clients seem to be a logical move, although probably a company might allow company-installed chat clients only to be used. The problem is that for messaging to have any usefulness, you need to be able to speak with users of other IM clients. So it would be ultimately futile for a company to sanction a chat client that can't chat with most of the world.

    Restricting access to web-based email essentially means that employers rely more and more on their company email system for personal mail. Employees therefore will receive more email in outlook (mailing lists, etc) and therefore more potential viruses.

    Although the Courts have not caught up with technology, they will. As things currently stand, employers can monitor email, but there is also legal precedent preventing a person's personal phone calls during lunch breaks from being recorded and or listened to. The precedent involves a case where a company monitored off-hour calls from the company's telephone system and used the info to fire an employee. The court ruled that because the employee had no easily available alternative (i.e. no public telephones),the company did not have the right to monitor communication even on company equipment.

    If employees use their company outlook for personal correspondence, then there is the potential to besmear the company through slanderous posts or abusive speech. Or simple the possibility of embarrassing the company publicly. If illegal or slanderous activity occurred on a company's email address, the company could be found liable. Also, if they wanted to fire an employee for making the libelous or abusive email, the employee could simply say the company did not provide an alternative for communicating.

    So by limiting correspondence to company email addresses, the employer gets the worst of both worlds. They would ultimately be liable for employee emails, yet they wouldn't have firm grounds for firing employees for sending emails from the company email (especially if could be demonstrated that it was written during lunchtime or after hours).

    This is all speculation of course, but it seems the logical direction for technology law to head toward. Perhaps a company may decide that the real risk of viruses may outweigh the theoretical risk of potential lawsuits arising from unauthorized email. But remember, one case is all it takes for legal departments all over the world to react.

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  161. what the hell is the problem? by mlk · · Score: 2

    Your waisting company time and resources. Not only that but do you have ANY idea the pain it is to put right a system after some daft bugger runs "that little bouncing dog"? Even if it's not a virus, the next user will get all confused, or it'll be baddly written and eat up all the system resources (when working with big files (70ish 26MB files at once, this is very bad)...

    No, out right banning of users access to the net, except when its needed (like for the IT team & management, and at break times) and banning the installing of none-authorised software is a GOOD THING (again the IT is execpt but management are not).

    mlk, knows roots password on the firewall.

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  162. WHO CARES! Get back to work you slackers! by cdtoad · · Score: 1

    Man... if there's one thing I truely hate about the place I work at is the amount of time the common non IT person spends surfing the web and playing games on the clock! What really urks me is when these dolts come to me and tell me that they have found this awesome page and that I (seeing that I'm a web developer) should check it out... only to find that it's some stupid ass clcok (www.humanclock.com) that they thought was neat-o. Nothing like having capitolism derailed by Wally cuz he thought he saw a wood chuck! Great... now get back to work and your name is now on the term list should I ever be asked by HR who I THINK SHOULD BE FIRED!

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  163. this raises an important point by sparkane · · Score: 1

    which is that any such preventative measures will only be used on Joe Blow.

    When the big guys visited our location last time, I got pulled out of a very important meeting to help one of them get connected to YahooIM

    Mr Big will say "oh, you can't take that away. I need that [websurfing|various personal email accts|instant msg|etc]. Since he's Mr Big he gets what he wants.

    Then one day he gets an email from someone who loves him.

    And in one desperate moment of cuteness his company's million dollar security policy/implementation goes down the tubes.

  164. Like or don't like it, but learn to love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face it, it's not your connection, it's not your computer and I pay you to work. If you have too much snot in your nose and wet behind your ears to have ACTUALLY worked...anywhere...much less in IT at a corporation, don't bother replying.

  165. VoiceStream does this... by Zeekamotay · · Score: 1

    ... and so it took me over two months of being billed at the wrong rate to resolve a simple issue, because their customer service personnel could not receive my email or visit the web page that contained my receipt, proving what I had actually ordered. And since you can never call back directly to the same rep you talked to in a previous call, I had to tell the same story to at least a dozen people. I ended up printing the page, driving to Kinko's and dropping $6 to fax it (twice, because they lost the first one). Brilliant idea!

  166. Training Users -- bah! by ellem · · Score: 2

    I have a friend. He's had a computer as long as aI have and that's a pretty long time.

    When I had an Apple IIe he had a C64. I got an Amiga 500, he got one too. I got a 486DX66, he got one... So on and so on.

    I am a Sys Admin. He works outside of the IT world but in a technical job.

    He doesn't know the first thing about computers. He turns it on, clicks on Starcraft, or Word and does what he has to do. He surfs the web via Yahoo! has no interest in Google. He once wrote a very large paper in Notepad because he found Notepad before he found Word.

    "Why didn't you cut and paste it into Word when you found it?"

    "Cut and what?"

    This guy has 160 IQ. He's a genius. He uses his computer as a tool. It is something he uses to do some things. He doesn't care about Linux, or Outlook or any of that.

    I've talked to him on a number of occasions about viruses. He just got NYB! NYB is about 10 years old. It is a boot sector virus. Took a disk and shoved it into his machine...

    Do you think training him will make any difference?

    I think there are a lot more of him out there than us. I think lot's of people use a computer to "Get the mail" "Go on AOL" "Write a paper"

    In any event it would be much easier to take his disks and block his access than it would ever be to train this guy.

    Again let me stress this, he's not stupid he just doesn't care about all the "stuff' that goes on with a computer. He just wants to use it.

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  167. Internet Limitations by ajmarks · · Score: 0

    Several people have commented that the internet is a must for people with anything beyond automaton-style jobs. This simply is not true. The list of sites that I for ligitimate work related activities contains a few scholarly journals, http://mathworld.worlfram.com/, and maybe a few other sites. For most people (i.e. not people payed to develop/troubleshoot techncal products), a list of allowed sites will be sufficient except for maybe a few times a year, and then one can call Fred in the IT department to look it up for him.

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  168. "These Bozos" by ajmarks · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I really wish the slashdot editors and content posters would take a basic, high school level journalism class. It is not a reporter's job to pass judgement; he should simply state the facts and allow the reader to draw his own conclusions. I for one will not even consider paying for a subscription until Slashdot developes a modicum of journalistic integrity.

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  169. Mixing work and life can be dangerous... by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    PaganRitual writes
    I'm working in a job i like (computer programmer), and its something that i will even do at home after hours on a different level (i write commercial apps at work, and i fiddle with games/graphics programming at home)
    You need to be careful when your 'work' and your 'hobby' and your 'recreation' all tend to have a lot of overlap. There are some nasty pitfalls ahead.

    .. and on the flipside, if i think of something outside of work - when im not *GASP* actually getting paid for it - that is useful or may relate to my work, i may still actually spend a bit or a lot of time (whatever may be required) working it over or writing it down or something
    Yes, everything might be rosy now, you are on good terms with your boss and upper management, but just wait until your hobby project shows some commercial promise, you upset somebody higher up the food chain, or any other event or change upsets the delicate balance...

    A lot of very bright people have been caught in this trap, the most common outcome is that your 'personal, hobby project' becomes the intellectual property of your employer.

    When I applied at Motorola, part of the application asked that you detail every potentially valuable idea you had ever had on your personal time, with the understanding that any other idea you came up with from that point on would be the property of Motorola.

    (No, I didn't accept the job.)

    1. Re:Mixing work and life can be dangerous... by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      unless i accidently said otherwise, i would never even consider doing any of my 'hobby' programming at work ... at work its VB (i know, the shame of it) :) at home its C++ ... i dont even have VB installed at home and vice versa ... and i dont take work code home ... any coding i do at work is work and any at home is not ...

      is that not a typo? did you say every potentially valuable idea in 'your personal time' ... wow, that is insane ... im glad you didnt take the job :) ... i would hate to work for that sort of company ...

  170. I feel this first hand by Satanboy · · Score: 1

    I work for one of the largest insurance companies in the world and I can tell you first hand this is how things are going.

    Our tech department has to basically "steal" firewall access from other departments just to find out about hot fixes for win 2000, win XP, and old bugs in NT 4.

    We have no internet access, our email is monitored very closely, and we are basically hounded over all day.

    This is because the insurance company has only about 10 actual employees, the other 70 are temps who are hired because we are cheaper, have less liability and are easily disposed of.

    The company is super paranoid about us stealing data, yet the nimrods leave us with floppy drives and FREE FLOPPY disks.

    They should get a clue, all this does is slow us down and make it harder to find fixes for common bugs that we need to troubleshoot all day.

    If we wanted to steal, we'd just bring floppies in. And of all the people to trust about not downloading stupid viruses, the techs should be number one, not the users that we fix all day.

  171. Intelligent Move! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when your competitors are kicking your ass because they have free access to information and their morale is higher, you'll reap the benefits.

    Floozer

  172. Companies have rights too by dh003i · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, the company you work at owns the hardware/computers there -- not you. You don't have the right to use their resources as you please.

    While I think they shouldn't have the right to snoop on your private documents or e-mails just because you're in their building, that doesn't mean they can't restrict certain types of uses.

    A wise company has a distributed system, whereby users login with different usernames/passwords for "leisure activity" and for "work activity". The company should separate the "leisure" and "work" logins and files separately, on separate hard-drives.

    A good idea is to give unrestricted access on the "leisure" system, but allocate less resources to them. There's no reason why they need to be operating at 2GHz with 1GB RAM for leisure. Btw, sorry, the workplace is not for playing Quake or Descent 3.

    Furthermore, privacy policies should be different on the leisure and work accounts/systems. There should be no privacy on your "work" account, but only on your "leisure" account. The company should also assign different e-mails for "leisure" and "work" accounts for each person; if you want privacy, you'll only use your "business" e-mail for work.

    Though an individual's activities would not be monitored on the "leisure" system, the time spent on the "leisure" and "work" accounts would be monitored and compared; obviously, companies don't want to keep someone on the paycheck who spends 4 out of 8 hours a day on leisure.

    The key thing here is for employees to realize that they don't have the RIGHT to use their company's resources for their own personal matters.

    It, however, is also not acceptable for companies to go back on previously agreed-upon privacy rules in regards to their employees. Companies also shouldn't go on a power trip, as that is likely to alienate employees.

    1. Re:Companies have rights too by xxyyxxzz · · Score: 1

      I hope after you pressed submit that you realized the idiocy of your statement. By creating parallel systems for users where one has all the benefits while the other is shackled with snooping restrictions, the natural inclination is to shift all work over to a "leisure" account. Any manager who is using matrics such as "time spent surfing the net" and ignoring "quantity and quality of outputted work" deserves to lose all the employees who decide to leave that tyrrany.

    2. Re:Companies have rights too by cbdavis · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. Its the companies computers, servers, internet connection. They can do and impose whatever they want. I ONLY use my work PC for work. If I want to cruise porn, consumptionjunction, whatever, I use my PC at home.

    3. Re:Companies have rights too by dh003i · · Score: 2

      Actually, if you had READ what I said, I also mentioned that while actions performed on the leisure system would not be monitored/logged, the TIME spent on the leisure system WOULD, as well as the time spend on the work system. Thus, employers know how much time their employees are spending on their work system v. their leisure system.

      Employees would be advised not to do any of their work on their leisure system/accounts, as this would count as "break time".

      This would also help to create professionalism, by creating a clear separation between work and personal life.

  173. What's wrong with this picture? by pinkpineapple · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Er, stop me if I am wrong but after reading carefully the article, it appears that the proponents of this new wave are software virus companies. So my question is : "if there is no more danger for virus on the corporate systems by blocking people from download on the fast pipes, will these same virus companies be able to survive just by selling to individuals on their after hours home systems? Aren't they realizing that they are killing their golden goose?"

    If your company starts adopting this policy, then it's one good reason for you to start working from 9am till 5pm every day. I don't think that they would prefer that to your current 14 hours that you regularely put on the job, even if your pcshows the slashdot web page every once in a while.

    PPA, the girl next door.

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  174. This article is a bit dated... by DR_glock · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've been doing technical support for a Fortune 500 company for the last 3 years and I have never had unrestricted internet access. In fact, I had to fill out a form and submit it to "Data Security" and wait approximately 2 months before I was even granted the almighty firewall password.

    Sure we have access to commonplace sites like cnn.com, espn.com, and the like, but this is a very, very touchy situation. Traffic is monitored and regularly audited. The only way you know whether or not a site is restricted is by clicking a link and hoping to god you do see the dreaded WARNING!!! YOU HAVE VIOLATED COMPANY POLICY BY ENTERING THIS SITE! banner. Hell, I once got wacked by our firewall for a URL that happened to have "sex" in it. (ex. www.transexpress.com)

    Needless to say, I rarely do much surfing during downtime at work for fear of a PHB confrontation on my internet habits.

  175. The trouble with company policies... by dens · · Score: 0

    ...is that they are usually applied without restraint or thought by pea-brained managers who don't know any better. You know, the typical "I took 2 computer classes in college and just spent a week tossing around fish at a management-training seminar" type of drone.

    I recently worked at a big company where these types of rules were constantly enforced across the board, regardless of the fact that the variety of folks that work there are everything from $6/hour data entry types to programmers.

    That's like saying that because my 5 year old kid can't drive, I'm not allowed to since I live in the same house.

    Now, at a much smaller company, we have one guy who _always_ gets the latest viruses. The minute one of us in the place sees an email with a virus attached (which is _always_ caught by our anti-virus software), this $%#@* always manages to open it and then swears that _his_ anti-virus software, which runs the same version and updated sigs as everyone else's, didn't catch it. Now _this_ is the guy to apply a rule like this to, but don't punish everyone else.

    Darn, I told myself I wasn't gonna rant on.
    Couldn't stop.
    Help! ;-p

  176. Resistance from Online Sales Companies by crnium · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that companies selling stuff on the Internet isn't fighting this. Online shopping (even on a break) is one of the perks of Internet access at work. You would think the Amazons and e-bays would see this as a threat to their profits.

  177. My solution by Snowfox · · Score: 2
    If I had my way, there'd be a monthly-updated page of the 10 most-visited sites for each employee, and an indication of how much time they spent at each -- a sum of the 5-minute periods during which a web page from that location was loaded, for example. This would be trivial to generate from a squid log.

    This would be a valuable tool for employees using the net properly, as looking at where people in similar positions are going will tell you where they're finding good material.

    For the rest, most would think twice about abusing the web and having 20 hours of slutgoths.com and bdsmchat.com at the head of their lists.

  178. been there--does NOT work... by cowtamer · · Score: 1

    I'm sure many of you will agree.

    Working for a large phone company who shall
    remain nameless (Truest of all Horizons), I had to deal with the Mattel-built firewall denying me access to sites like freshmeat.net, peacefire.org, or some IP for a tech site that used to belong to a pornographer...

    The result was many screens saying "you have been caught downloading pornography/practicing terrorism/wasting company time. Internet is for BUSINESS ONLY. Upper management is being notified" and wasting a great deal of time trying to get my actual work done.

    We still managed to get to CNN, Dilbert, etc. :)

    So, if they want to make themselves feel good (self-gratification?) and make life a pain for their employees, I will take my time-wasting to the water cooler!

  179. do you get paid for overtime I DON'T ! surf on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people in this economy really only work 9-5... everybody works overtime, and very few of us get paid extra, or an accurate amount of extra if it's done at all. So... 30 minutes of personal surfing for 2.5 extra hours of extra work per day seems fair to me!

  180. Bad Idea by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

    I was an admin on a medium sized corporate network that used a mixture of Novell, NT, and Unix. I have to admit that virii were a large problem. No matter how much safe gaurd I would set up, how many Norton license I bought, etc ... they would find a way to sneak a virus on to a disk and ruin their whole weeks worth of work. But here is the catch; it was worth it to allow the employess access to the net. Most people brought virii in on disk on in MS Word macros, etc ... not the net. Trying to fiddle with the net on the corporate side is like telling a college student he can only read the young adult section at the library.

    And honestly, if virii are overhauling your network Windows is not the solution for you. Try a BSD, Linux, Solaris, Tru64, Sco, GNU/hurd, or something that has better access controls.

  181. Re:It will hurt them-door locks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is true. One guy got "laid off" from his IT position. Not only did they walk him out quickly. All the door combinations were changed, pronto.

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  183. Moderating in Moderation by mgrochmal · · Score: 1
    I have a blast working at a School for the Visually Impaired. I've been tutoring a few people in basic computer usage, and one of the first questions I get is "How do I get on the Internet?". We have a special lab just for Internet training. Not only are we teaching the students how to use adaptive technology to get to where they want, but also good surfing habits. During lectures and practice times, the computers are restricted to certain sites through a software firewall. When the classes are out of session, the firewall opens up more places.

    I've asked several of the other IT people in the school, and they've found that limiting the Net usage to places that are important to the school (learning sites, news, email training) and so on helps to cut down on the computer infections. We also find that once we teach the students and faculty safe surfing habits (and not letting them stray until they've illustrated said habits), they tend to stick with the teachings.

    Yes, we still get complaints that people can't get where they want to, and I feel bad having to be the bearer of bad news. I'm lucky that the people I work with now are willing to learn. Computers at work can be extremely useful, and that is why we dedicate several classes to using office applications (to give the students with disabilities employable skills) and how to avoid potential abuses such as viruses and common exploits. In any case, many of the incidents we have had are from people who had forgotten what we taught. We're humans; these things happen. Once everyone started to reach an understanding of why we do what we do, things began ranning much more smoothly.

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  184. Re:It will hurt them-net gain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...and that a clampdown would result in a net productivity gain."

    bad assumption.If a person is a "goof-off" then taking internet priviliges away will not change anything. They'll simply find some other way to do so.

  185. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been self-employed for years, so I don't have to deal with inane office drone policies (anymore)

    Clearly you don't need to be a part of this discussion, then.

    Please move along, sir.

  186. TROLLLLLLLLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trolling Trolling Trolling

  187. Re:It's about control...scare tactic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could also be an ad for companies that sell E-mail scanners and other associated software.

  188. They have already done this at my job...... by oobeleck · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Seriously,
    The CEO said any checking of "non-company" email and any surfing "not work related" is grounds for firing. All the smart people have left now. (I have an interview tomorrow) They even have some lackey's sniffing the wire watching for http/pop3 traffic. They seriously think they can catch the last Unix admin.......
    Of course they don't realize that my secure shell sessions are tunneling monster and slashdot back to my desktop.
    I just read my email though mutt on my home mail server.


    It really is sad though. They took a fun company and destroyed it. It seems to be a growing trend among Corporate America. Oh well at least I have a choice. I feel sorry for all the smaller guys/gals at the company. Companies will be sorry, all the talent will go to companies that actually care about their employees (a little).
    Just my .02

  189. There was a company that lost months to NIMDA by kiwipeso · · Score: 0

    Actually I am starting my own company, in New Zealand if the government doesn't pass the Digital Library Act. (you have to give them your info at your cost)
    However if that stupid MP for Wellington Central has her way, I'll make sure the previous idiot for Wellington Central gets his seat back.

    Your company would be better off if you use a firewall with a immune computer, iMacs are cheap and good for an internet cafe area.

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  190. huh? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    This is new? Hell my old company was very restrictive in the net use. Absolutely nothing non-work related. Since we were a healthcare software shop we could only visit HCFA and federal sites realted to HCFA. I once was told taht I was in major trouble for visiting cnn.com during lunch.

  191. It's about control and the economy by xxyyxxzz · · Score: 1

    One of the natural reactions to the downturned economy is to remove some of the privledges that workers enjoyed through the salad years. When the labor market was tight, companies had to create a more open culture in the workplace, providing more services and benefits to the employees in order to get them in the door and convince them to continue sitting at their seats. Though unemployment has only creeped up 2 or so points, the more important problem is that the laor market isn't as fluid as it was; people are staying at their jobs longer because they're worried about finding a source of income. In this situation, the employers have the upper hand. They can demand more time from employees, who can be replaced with equally competent people who have been out of work for a while. In an employer's labor market, the employer gets to set a lot of the rules for work.

  192. Oh no! by Moonwick · · Score: 1, Funny

    Evil corporate America wants people to stop screwing around on eBay and Hotmail instead of doing real work on company time? Someone notify Ralph Nader!

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  193. Okay I Run a MS Network :( by fazil · · Score: 1


    I can really see management loving the idea of locking people out of the net. When I came to my current employer, all the virus profiles were out of date on the clients and the servers. Sheer ineptitude no doubt.. but the place was racked by virii, and the employees had never been told to beware of what's in the mail. We were SO close to pulling the plug on the net (email was going to stay) it wasn't funny.

    So, we setup Norton Anti-Virus Corp Edition, which automagically updates it's profiles nightly, and all the profiles of the clients. We installed Trend Micro's Web-Surfing-Proxy scanner, their Email Proxy Scanner.. Since then, we haven't had a single virus. If Trend Micro doesn't get it, Norton grabs it outta the outlook mailbox. Hell, sometimes Norton gets it out of the TEMP directory of the Interscan Proxy *BEFORE* it goes to the exchange server!

    Now with all these controls in place, management are much more laid back about people surfing.

    Of course, Trend Micro's VirusWall Web Proxy also blocks any kinda fun site, news site, porn site... oops, did I say that :)

    It's like 1984, but we're clean..

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  194. Re:Wasn't yours to begin with....good n' evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...but only because by and large, people are lazy and will look to any excuse to avoid working."

    Are they? Sounds similiar to the problem "Are people inherently good, or evil?" And the answer just as exclusive.

  195. am i missing something by jimjamjoh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or are we looking in the wrong direction to apply a fix? Most of the destruction caused by employee web-surfing is the result of launching some hell-raising Exchange virus via Outlook, which is apparently a majoy FLAW with MS software. So, should we damn our employees because we choose poorly for enterprise eMail? Or, rather, should we be looking for better options / lobbying for better (read "bug-fixed") software. It's true that productivity is not a simple deduction from hours worked...there's a whole quality-of-life factor (as it applies in the workplace) that is germane to this evaluation. And it just seems to me that, rather than immediatly salve the symptoms, we look to medicate the disease.

  196. The internet is a critical tool by Galvatron · · Score: 2
    I don't know about the companies that you folks work for, but for most of us, the internet is a vital tool, which companies simply can't switch off. I spent a year working at UBS PaineWebber, and I used the Internet dozens of times every day to solve problems.


    Yes, we surfed the net and wasted company time, but for most people, the time savings of being able to look up the phone number for the Bumfuck, Idaho branch of TD Waterhouse, or check breaking company news without having to go over to the Bloomberg machine, or do a google search to track down who bought Joe's Pickel Factory so we know what to do with the old stock certificate someone gave us, far outweighs the wasted time.

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  197. What a load of nonsense! by Arker · · Score: 2

    If you're running a modern Windows (anthing from the last 6 years), you have no choice but to run Explorer. IE has been seeded deeper and deeper into the OS until nobody can find the dividing line anymore.

    Absolutely untrue. I'm sitting here right now on a Windows box, with no IE, no Outhouse, no Windows Networking. I have Opera, Lynx, and Mozilla available for webbrowsing, and Pegasus Mail for email. Yes, a real professional cracker could probably find *some* way into my system, but it's easily more secure than some default Linux installs I've seen, and it has *NO* vulnerability to any of the exploits that have cost large amounts of money and productivity lately (Nimda, Code Red, etc. - I received all of them and was infected by none.)


    I've had to setup the kind of insecure and insane systems most companies are now running, with IE and Outhouse and open shares hanging out like trails of blood attracting the sharks - but it's NOT because it's impossible to set up a reasonably secure systems using Windows boxes - it's because I've been ORDERED to setup the blamed things that way.


    Frankly I'm so sick and tired of being ordered to do things in the stupidest possible way on a daily basis I've decided to find a new career. IT has become a haven for morons where having a clue means you are perceived as a threat to everyone elses job.


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    1. Re:What a load of nonsense! by Cramer · · Score: 1
      And which windows would that be? (3.11?) Unless you installed a 3rd party tcp stack, it's very difficult to be certain all elements of "windows networking" is gone. The newer the OS, the harder the process gets. If you're running 98 or later (or anything with that bullshit "active desktop"), then you do have IE installed (or at least parts of it.)

      • IT has become a haven for morons where having a clue means you are perceived as a threat to everyone elses job.
      ... or a threat to your own job. The company may like that you can perform miracles on command. They come to depend on your miracles. That dependance makes management types nervous and paranoid. On one hand, they want to get rid of you because of the growing dependance. But on the other hand, they're too worried by the fact that you've got your fingers in everything -- and they're the ones who put your fingers there...
    2. Re:What a load of nonsense! by Arker · · Score: 2

      And which windows would that be? (3.11?)

      Windows 98SE actually. You can do the same thing with ME, but I'm sticking with 98SE on this machine - ME runs slower and offers no particular advantage for me. The VMS based distros require a different approach, but the end result can be achieved there as well.



      If you're running 98 or later (or anything with that bullshit "active desktop"), then you do have IE installed (or at least parts of it.)

      Let me repeat myself. Nonsense. On 98 and ME removing IE (along with "active desktop" and all that rot) is easy. It's just not the type of stuff they teach MSCEs.


      IT has become a haven for morons where having a clue means you are perceived as a threat to everyone elses job.

      ... or a threat to your own job. The company may like that you can perform miracles on command. They come to depend on your miracles. That dependance makes management types nervous and paranoid. On one hand, they want to get rid of you because of the growing dependance. But on the other hand, they're too worried by the fact that you've got your fingers in everything -- and they're the ones who put your fingers there...

      And there you have summed up what every remaining competent person in IT these days must be feeling, if my experience is any indication.

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    3. Re:What a load of nonsense! by bbqBrain · · Score: 1

      Frankly I'm so sick and tired of being ordered to do things in the stupidest possible way on a daily basis I've decided to find a new career. IT has become a haven for morons where having a clue means you are perceived as a threat to everyone elses job.

      I understand this sentiment completely. In less than two weeks, I roll off a contract with one of the (collectively) stupidest organizations I've ever seen. It's a big company, with many incentives for backbiting and posturing. If you disagree with someone's stillbirth of a brainchild, you get invited to meetings where five goons sharing a brain attempt to convince you to forget what experience has taught and join the stupidity. It's amateur hour all day, every day.

      The market sucks right now, but I can hardly wait to get out of here. The fear of unemployment is nothing compared to the fear of staying here one more day than absolutely necessary.

      OTOH, there are still good companies to work for. Most of these are smaller organizations where a talented person can actually get some respect from management, and people aren't afraid of calling BS when some shmuck starts blowing hot air. Hopefully, I'll get lucky with the next assignment.

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  198. Why does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just judge your employees based on the quality and effectiveness of the work they produce, rather than insisting on controlling every moment of their existence?

    I rank this right up there with drug testing. Invasive and in the end, pointless.

  199. Microsoft Shareholders Need Your Sacrifice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't give up your freedoms, then Microsoft will have to given up instead, and that would be just WRONG!

  200. Productivity and Internet Access by 1ione1 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The use of web access to perform company business clearly would have to be considered in any "tightened" policy: research of all types as well as purchasing. A company that pulled the Internet from these functions would be slitting its own throat and deserves what it gets.

    An aspect that I haven't seen brought up, however, is the productivity that comes from keeping salaried employees at work. Being able to handle personal business online and not having to take long lunches or leave early before the stores/banks/etc. close is a benefit to employees, employers and even the environment.

    1. Re:Productivity and Internet Access by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I can't count the number of times I've gotten an undocumented Oracle error code or needed help on a specific problem and found it within 10 minutes on the web (thanks Google). If I didn't have free access to the web at work my employer and I would've missed a number of deadlines.

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  201. studies show.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that being born means you will eventually die. Whatever. Studies and statistics are always scewed. Anyone who took stats in college knows this.

  202. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you use your personal email accounts to subscribe to developer mailing lists such as I do. Or perhaps go to Google or various troubleshooting boards to find information on the problem you are having.

    Not to mention Google is a better index to IBM's site than the lame-ass search feature on the site. I looked for something on the IBM site a few days ago and came up with some 187,000 hits, most of which were so similar as to be useless. The answer I needed turned up in the first ten hits on Google -- on IBM's site. Sheesh.

  203. already happening by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm on contract to a large insurance co in the uk, and a few weeks ago had to sign an internet usage agreement.

    We're allowed to send 3 personal emails a week and receive 3 (all without attachments) we can surf the web for personal use for a max of 1 hour a day during breaks and cannot use chat rooms and webmail. We cannot do any ecommerce. Failing to adhere is a serious disciplinery action and permie staff and contractors can be dismissed.

    That's the "official" policy but in practice, people seem to be disregarding it so far.

    I can understand that companies want to protect their systems and to not lose productivity by people emailing and surfing when they should really be working. Internet access at work is a privilege and not a right and it's abuse of this right that has led to this, as some see it, "draconian" policy.

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  204. Mod this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What management and these idiots on /. don't realize is, is that we are human. How come people are expected to work non stop all day long? This has never been the case. Think about it. Back in the middle ages, do you think the peasant worked all day everyday? HA! They had more holidays in a year than americans do in 3. Actually, this is normal outside the US. For some odd unexplainable reason, the US feels its workers should be machines and work through breaks, work through lunch hour, work through holidays. Ah BS.

    I'll take a 6 day work week if I know that ever 3 weeks I get 3 days off for some holiday. And 2 weeks off for vacation is actually looked at as normal.

    Let them surf the net. Let them talk by the water cooler. Let them come in a few minutes late here and there. After all, we are human. Aren't we? Aren't we?

  205. Analogy by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

    We should shut down employee cafeterias because food can bring harmful bacteria into the company and we might get sued.

    --Blair

    1. Re:Analogy by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Why don't they just ban those pesky employees? Problem solved!

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    2. Re:Analogy by blair1q · · Score: 2

      Disney, having figured out how to lose money faster by using computers, has done just that.

      --Blair

  206. Don't blame the salesperson by Arker · · Score: 2

    Frankly, I'm surprised that this hasn't become more widespread, and long before this. My present employer's internal network was crippled for days by the nimda worm, all because some idiot salesdroid double-clicked on an attachment in her Hotmail account.

    Why is this her fault?


    Really. Think about this. She just did the natural, normal thing, to investigate the attachment. It's not her fault, it's the 'software engineers' at Microsoft who had the knowledge, background, and ability to have made an interface that did NOT execute an executive email attachment so easily!


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    1. Re:Don't blame the salesperson by JatTDB · · Score: 1

      As a system administrator, I can send out an email that describes what a particular virus email will look like. I can explain that people need to be careful *especially* with personal, non-organizational email accounts, since I've already blocked said messages on the server end of things. I can send out a memo to every department. I can make a couple phone calls to random users to see if they got the information, if they understood it, etc.

      There will *still* be people who will run the damned attachment.

      If someone walks off a cliff despite a big cluster of signs that say "DANGER! CLIFF AHEAD!", whose fault is it? I can't even bring myself to blame Microsoft for this anymore...or at least I am unwilling to assign all blame to them.

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    2. Re:Don't blame the salesperson by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      Why is this her fault?

      Because she was told 20 times not to open strange attachments by the folks in the I.T. department.

      Because she should have had a fscking clue when the attachment said something to the effect of, "Hi. I send file for your look. What you think?"

      Because she was told 20 times not to open strange attachments. (I already said this, but it's worth repeating)

      At my last employer, we told people on a regular basis, "DO NOT OPEN STRANGE ATTACHMENTS. If you don't know who sent the message or why, delete it or call us!" And every single idiot who got an attachment opened it anyway, then wondered why we became angry with them. Did they not read the message we sent out about this JUST YESTERDAY? The answer is always the same: "Yeah, I read it, but the message said the attachment was a naked picture of Britney Spears and I really, really wanted to see that."

      We solved the problem, though: All attachments from outside the company are filtered & most are blocked.

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    3. Re:Don't blame the salesperson by Arker · · Score: 2

      Look, if these were technical people that actually understood what the hell you are saying it would be one thing.


      But it's not. These people don't know what an attachment is. They don't even understand the language you are speaking, so don't be surprised when they don't follow your directions.


      The whole point to the GUIfication of computers is to allow people like that to use computers. When you have a company that has worked for years to get people like that on computer, to GUIfy their OS and make sure *everyone* is using it, not just the people that understand it, they have to take some responsibility for doing this in a way that doesn't lead people to do such stupid things.


      It wouldn't be hard, at all. There are plenty of examples of how to handle this situation the right way. Instead we get auto-execution of whatever crap is sitting there, at the slightest provocation from the user. A GUI is supposed to shield and guide a non-technical user - not guide them straight into every land-mine it comes across, but around the problems.


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    4. Re:Don't blame the salesperson by JoeyThunders · · Score: 1

      It's not her fault, it's the 'software engineers' at Microsoft who had the knowledge, background, and ability to have made an interface that did NOT execute an executive email attachment so easily!

      No, it's the fault of the scumbags who wrote the virus.

    5. Re:Don't blame the salesperson by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      These people don't know what an attachment is.

      Like hell they don't! Outlook has a paper-clip for crying out loud, and it says "Attachment" on it. People know what attachments are. They just think there is a conspiracy by the geeks in I.T. to keep them from seeing the cool little programs. One lady opened up an attachment and unleashed a virus on her computer. We fixed it all up and told her, "Now, don't do this again." An hour later she got another copy of it and ran it again! Her excuse? "I know you said not to run it, but I wanted to see if this one was different."

      People are just plain stupid when it comes to computers. You can have a highly intelligent person who, when put in front of a computer, turns into a complete dumbshit incapable of following simple directions. They UNDERSTAND what we're talking about. They just don't listen.

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    6. Re:Don't blame the salesperson by Arker · · Score: 2

      They may know the word "attachment," well enough to use it in casual conversation, but the fact is many computer users don't know what it means. Try to explain it to them. They don't really know what a file is either, or the difference between code or data - the more you try to explain the more you have to explain.


      This doesn't explain the sort of story you are telling - but that is an exceptional (although far too common, I know) case. There are still plenty of people who aren't morons on that scale, who still don't understand anything they do on a computer. They have a functional knowledge only - do this then do that and this will happen - but they haven't any sort of realistic understanding of how or why the computer works. (Many of them, I've found, actually have rather ingenious, pre-scientific theories on the subject.) For people like that to work with computers successfully a good GUI design is absolutely essential - and the failure of Outhouse to provide that, combined with the success of microsoft in marketing the damn thing, turn these people into threats unnecessarily.

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  207. What's wrong with that? by newbob · · Score: 0
    I don't like it if people who work for me waste time browsing the web.

    The problem is with the picking and choosing.

    It's really much better just to stop all outside web access in the work environment. This way you don't have to decide which sites are "acceptable" and which aren't.

    1. Re:What's wrong with that? by richieb · · Score: 2
      Are your employees babies or idiots? If you treat them as such, they will act accordingly.

      How about allowing net access, with a well know use policy, and trust your employees to be adults.

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  208. tracking bandwidth/time surfing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People often forget that bandwidth is a whack more expensive outside of the USA. I'm the NetGeek at a small "historically disadvantaged" (i.e. black) university in S/Africa. We're sitting on just about a T1, and seem to have about 400 staff users and a couple thousand student Net users.

    A lot of the cool P2P stuff, MP3 suckers, streaming audio, etc, just isn't on -- I reckon 3 users would fire up 128Kbps streams and that would be the end of it (we're have a 480Kbps CIR from overseas).

    I've bashed out some stuff that bolts onto squid so that the students get preset usage limits, and see these in the face every time they fire up a browser in the lab. It seems to be working ok, and I think its a good solution to controlling B/W abuse. I'm still worried about the content scanning (virus) issue. I can't imagine implementing any kind of "quarantine area for attachments". The academic staff send Word/Excel & a bazillion other kinds of attachments to colleagues at other universities several hundred times a day I'm sure, completely legitimately. (And the secretaries send AVIs of Fabio to all their friends...)

    But, one of the PHB types in our management wants me to monitor how much time staff spend on the web. I told him I don't think this can be done reliably since people leave their browsers tuned in to sites that automagically refresh all the time -- I can see a handful of people with "WWW sessions" that run all through the night. Believe me, a couple of HoDs have asked about web usage stats as they would use these when drawing up retrenchment shortlists.

  209. McGregor's Theory X and Y by rabidcow · · Score: 2

    This is yet another thing which boils down to people holding to the outdated "theory x". There's many sites out there (like this one) that can explain this better than I.

    Bosses: treat your employees nicely, make them enjoy work and they will enjoy working. If you treat them like slave labor, productivity will decrease.

    Anyone who has never heard about these theories needs to take an intro level "business relations" class before they're put in charge of people.

  210. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by LatJoor · · Score: 1

    Heck, even as a male, I would be very unsettled dealing with any idiot that put pr0n wallpaper on their screen.

    So true! There's a huge difference between having porn on your computer for your own personal consumption and advertising it so that anyone who walks by can see! (For that matter, it would be fairly distracting to you while you were doing stuff on the machine.)

    This reminds me of my dorm room freshman year, when my roommate had a nude poster on the wall on his side of the room. I had no problem with it, but when my girlfriend came over, she didn't like it. I used to stick a blank piece of paper over it with poster putty while she was over.

    There's a whole host of ethical issues with porn just dealing with the *making* of it, the least you can do is not make more problems for people with your *viewing* of it.

    P.S.: I love pr0n myself, don't think I'm ripping on it. Sometimes the way that some men enjoy degrading women disgusts me, though. I don't like degrading women, I prefer to admire them.

  211. Re:Crippled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a shame you can't do anything with them really. If you add up the cost of what you paid, you probably could have had twice the number of PC's AND expensive filtering software.

  212. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Golias · · Score: 2
    People who smoke are far more likely to be aware of what's going on in other departments of the company, because they go to that spot outside the building and stand around with smokers from all other branches of the company and bullshit with each other (conversation outside of conference rooms and away from executives tends to be much more frank and direct). If you really want to know WTF is up, ask the smoker in your office.

    Smokers are also less likely to get RTS injuries, because the stop typing every hour and a half or so to go have a smoke.

    Smokers also save money on the company retirement plans and health insurance policies, because smokers tend to die younger and quicker (heart attacks and lung cancer are much cheaper ways to die than slower diseases).

    Bosses who take frequent smoke-breaks are much less likely to be hard-assed about you going to Starbucks every morning at 10:30.

    Conclusion: I don't smoke, but would never discourage others in my office from smoking. It is mostly to my advantage that they continue.

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  213. and the irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'm reading this from work

  214. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All employees should be chained to their desks from 8 to 11:30 a.m. and from 12:30 to 5 p.m. Of course this missing hour is for lunch, but they must know that being a minute late will result in the loss of their position.

    Drinking coffee will also be prohibited as the act of lifting a coffee cup to one's mouth many times a day can be a cumulative waste of time. All those sips added up across the company means 30 lost man-hours per day.

    Restroom breaks will be allowed at 9 a.m. for those who forgot to go before they arrived and at 2 p.m. for the after-lunch necessities. These are timed perfectly to minimize loss of time as employees may use the restroom DURING their lunch hour.

    Furthermore, while at work you consent to anything the company or any of its management proposes. This includes indescriminate, spur-of-the-moment (forgive the CowboyNeal pun) demands for anal sex. After all, when you are at work you must give of yourself.

    Any complaints about these rules means that the employee is not interested in the company's well being, and as such employees consent to have their little toenails removed with a pair of needle-nose Vice Grips as stated in the work contract.

    AFTER ALL YOU ARE GETTING PAID -- IT'S NOT YOUR TIME.

  215. BE Complete! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be sure to remove all floppy drives, too, so the secretaries won't have their friends email them the latest joke .exe's on disk.

    OH, YEAH, and also remove the doors from the bathroom stalls while your at it so you can see what the employees are doing at all times.

  216. The reality of unrestricted accesss by q-soe · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Im surprised anyone still has it. Here in australia we pay for bandwidth used and we monitor our usage carefully, we dont dictate we simply provide guidelines (which are international for our company) and people ar expected not to go outside them. We do scan our proxy logs for certain keywords and trust me get caught looking at porn its instant dismissal - no questions.

    None of my staff can bypass it as the scan results go directly to Human resources and i support it - they have no reason to be doing anything like that.

    Now this might seem a bit extreme but thertes good reasons why i agree.

    1. We encourage our staff to use the Net responsibly and for legitimate research and work purposes, we dont mind reading a newspaper, looking at the sports results or catching up with a hobby during their breaks.

    2. We expect them to have the good sense to know what isnt appopriate and they sign a legal agreement noting they understand the conditions and the consequences of their actions BEFORE they get their login and passwords to the system.

    3. its work - not home

    The people on /. who whine about liberties and freedom are missing the point - its work, we pay you for a job and we pay for the resources you use and the computer you use them on - if you dont like it then find another job, internet is NOT a right.

    PS we dont allow newsgroups, ICQ, IRC or Instant Messengers and we block FTP for all expect IT users - our support calls for people who have downloaded software have gone thru the floor and as its also a breach to do that people dont try it anyway.

    Why did we do this?

    our internet bills went thru the roof thats why and we looked at the traffic - guess what ? Porn sites, movie sites, tucows, game sites etc.

    2 staff sacked for breaches and now its a whole different workplace.

    I have zero tolerance for whiners, in a previous management role i was the one who had to deal with kiddie porn found on a computer by one of my support guys when he was fixing it (Aust gove so i had to call the police etc) and it was the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. Look at porn on my network get your balls lopped - what you do at home is your business and i like naked chicks as much as the next guy but i dont see it as appropriate in any circumstance for work.

    PS and for those of you who think iam a nazi we also filter mail and block .mov, .mpeg, .mp3, .wav, .vbs, .js and a lot of others - we spend a lot of time securing and managing our systems and theres no work reason for any of the above products (we would block jpegs as well but they are sometimes (our work study indicates only about 30% of the time) work related.

    Internet access is not a right at work, its a company provided privelege

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    1. Re:The reality of unrestricted accesss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is flamebait ? fucking moderators on here getting worse every day, what a bit of reality for you from people who have to work for a living too hard to take.

      The posters is right and you dont agree so its flamebait but i bet if he recommended you drop IIS and exchange and switch to open source then hed be a +4 by now.

  217. Paranoia by olman · · Score: 1

    Sounds bloody familiar. Like my last employer. The control freaks at tech support even had the gall to forbid installing ANY drivers and/or patches into the NT machines. So I have a BSOD 3 times a day and I lose at least half-n-hour of work every time? Tough luck!

    I finally got terminally ticked off at them and updated every driver for every device in my box. Not one crash afterwards.

    And the only .net access was thru a http proxy.. There was ONE PC with telnet access and ssh. So I used that to access my linux box remotely. Notice I said telnet access. They wanted to monitor whatever it was you used the damn thing for.

    Oh, and they decided encrypting email with confidential docs might be a good idea. After one of our clients walked after some of their docs had leaked.

  218. Windows Networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you installed a 3rd party tcp stack, it's very difficult to be certain all elements of "windows networking" is gone.


    Umm I think by "windows networking" he meant SMB, which is called "Windows Networking" over at M$FT. And it's not difficult at all to get rid of it, you just have to be willing to hit OK when Windows comes up with a misleading and overblown warning message.

  219. Last I heard... by ordord00 · · Score: 1

    A close relative of mine works at the SBC corporate headquarters where they just changed their policy up a bit. In the past they were not allowed to surf the web at all or do personal email stuff. Now they can.

    The article did not mention one company that was considering doing what it was suggesting...makes me think it was just an add for the firewall and filter makers. At least I was able to come up with one example contrary to their "news".

  220. OT - virii is viral in nature by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    Give me a break with your "virii". As if it wasn't bad enough using the word instead of "viruses", now you feel you've got to use it in the singular too. If you're so determined to speak geek just call the fucking things "viren" and get it over with.

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  221. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (Unless, of course, your company is in the porn / 18yo masquerading

    The 18yo masquerading industry, otherwise known as the FBI ... Bob the amazing AC

  222. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by Henry_Doors · · Score: 0

    We use Websense as well and I have the same problem - Websense blocks sites I want to get to (though interestingly not Slashdot!). However it doesn't block the various anonymising services so subscribe to one of these and you can get unrestricted access to the Web.

    On email almost all attachments except Word Documents and PDFs are blocked which limit both personal and business use.

    We are allowed 'reasonable' personal use of both Web and email thought I have never seen a definition of what that is, and never heard of anyone being picked up for 'unreasonable use'

    Basically I couldn't do my job (IT Project Manager) without access to the Web and email and I'm sure that applies to lots of people out there. I have no real problem with our set up apart from Websenses apparently random blocking of sites, e.g www.laplink.com is blocked - do they think it has something to do with lapdancing!

    I am amazed by companies that offer completely unrestricted web access - seems to me to be asking for trouble.

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    "I deny nothing, but doubt everything." Lord Byron
  223. Youre deluded... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if you think that people wont waste time with their access cut off.

    Id venture to say that most here have never worked in a non-coputerized environment...you know in the dark ages.

    Believe it or not, people worked without computers, companies made money and employees
    DIDNT work every minute of their working day.

    I dont even get your secretary analogy.
    So what? You want to block her access because of poorly written software? Why give it to her in the first place?
    She either needs it or doesnt, this half-pregnant stance doesnt make any sense.

    Your bandwidth excuse is lame. Most IT companies have some kind of attachment protocol.

    Ours is simple...dont become a problem or we'll cut you off. The 65k jpg or greeting card isnt a problem. Its the 6.5meg mp3 that is.

    Oh yeah...know what? We also allow people to use the phone. How much of that do you think is work related?

    The artciel describes micromanagement at its best.

    These are probably the same companies which decided that casual fridays were detrimental to work output (all those gang colors) or that flex time leads to anarchy.

    Know what our drug policies are? Dont let it affect your performance on monday morning.
    Yup, no piss tests. How about that?
    A company that trusts its employees.
    We offer counseling and support at work but the bosses are libertarians who believe that unless your job has been affected, you dont have to prove your innocence.
    Its refreshing in this urine-soaked job market.

    That's why we had to hire extra people in the human resources department: every time we hire, they get swamped with CV's from people that want to work here.

    Work doesnt have to be a jail.
    The smart businessmen know that.
    The poseurs in suits dont.

    zack

  224. Putting a choke hold on employees yet to be hired by kopper187 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A decision today to choke access to the 'net might be setting up management for a huge debacle in years to come.

    Imagine, in 3 or 4 years, when a fresh group of entry level employees arrive (job function will not matter at this point.) Manager asks new employee, tell me why X is happening. New employee doesn't know much about X so he/she wants to do a little research first. In their HS/college days, the research was done on the net, so new employee opens up the browser and attempts to access a search engine. Only an error is returned, citing restricted 'net access. So the new employee, after having to ask around a bit, finds out that you must get approval to have any sort of access. Now the fresh-out-of-school employee has to call IT to find out the procedure. He/she then must get various signatures from HR, management, and whoever else. That HR person is on vacation, so forget about getting approval this week. Later on in the day, eager to find out how his/her new employee is doing, the manager asks about the answer. Now the new employee is screwed, on their first day.

    Moral of the story? The next generation of employees is being brought up in an environment where knowledge is known to be easily available on the 'net. Due to this, they begin to rely on this means of learning more. Web classes are now tought in most colleges, many secondary schools, and some primary schools. 2nd and 3rd graders look things up for homework asignments on the web. Students learn to rely on the web to help them learn and solve problems. But when they get to work, they won't be able to do so and will be stuck on their first days.

    Don't beleive it? You should. There is absolutly no way I could preform at my best without the web. It allows me to find out anything I might need to know in order to be an effective problem solver (a major part of my job.) I started using the 'net to help myself learn around '93-'94, at the beginning of HS, when it [the 'net] was in its infancy. Imagine someone who began using it yesterday, or today, as a secondary school kid.

    Although the security problems merrit much concern (hey- I'm in IT too!), a simple end to unrestricted 'net is a very short-sighted solution. And I'm not even mentioning all the other aforementioned reasons 'net access is inherently good.

    BTW, on a personal note, the day I am stripped of 'net access is the day I stip my employer of any thought time spent on company business off company time.

  225. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by kopper187 · · Score: 1

    I never though about it that way, but as a smoker, I must completely agree with your assesment. Now that I reconsider my time at the last large corp I worked at, it makes too much sense. Very insightful post.

  226. This is 'News' allegedly ? by cmkrnl · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have implemented restricted internet access BY DEFAULT at any site I have connected to the net.

    Ping : No Fscking Way
    Outside DNS : LMAO
    AIM/IRC/ICQ etc : You must be fscking joking.
    Direct HTTP Access : Go and boil your head

    You get proxied and filtered HTTP access and thats it. Active content again is blocked. Trying to bypass it through SSL tunnels/whatever is a mandatory P45.

    Fsck with my perimeter, the IDS spread randomly throughout will see what you are doing. Again you will be joining the ranks of the unemployed.

    All inbound/outbound SMTP AV checked & filtered with active content blocked and held, through 2 tiers of mail servers running complimentary products.

    Access to 'everyone' in the mail directory is restricted to supervisor use only.

    Group security policy makes amateur gyneacology over HTTP a sacking offence.

    Nothing new there. Wake up Yanks, the way we do things in Europe is a tad different from over there.

    Curmudgeon

  227. If I were you by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    I'd take the time to contact a lawyer and ask about a wrongful termination suit. Perhaps there was a clause in your contract prohibiting this, but my gut feeling is that this was a bit less than legal. I think it would be worth your time and money to consult a lawyer about it.

  228. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by minus9 · · Score: 1

    Better get rid of all these distracting phones and reference manuals too. Brick up the windows, total sensory deprivation will provide a huge increase in productivity and employee moral.

  229. If viruses are the problem... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    ...why won't they look at the source of the problem and ban Outlook. Or, even better, Windows?

    And if they are so indoctrinated with "we-need-Windows-for-our-business" stuff, why not just block all email attachments (and learn to communicate in text)?

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  230. Then what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is complete bull, if the big corp boys would invest more in proactive virus detection and keep theire systems patched and secure they would already eliminate 95% of the risk, the remaining 5% could be reduced to 1% with proper education and notification the last 1% is usually to either sabotage or pure idiocy.

    I use the internet for personal use at work 3 times a day on MY break on MY time. The effect on productivity is null and I am willing to bet the the smokers who run to the dedicated smoking room or outside probabaly use more time per day than my own net breaks.

    This story is all FUD if you ask me and any manger dumb enough to buy in to it should be fire on the spot. ;-)

    My 2 cents

  231. It *IS* Work... by rit · · Score: 1

    I would remind all of you that it is work; playtime is for home. Most firms are right in asserting that IRC, personal email, recreational browsing, etc are verboten in the workplace. Why are they paying bandwidth fees and your salary for you to goof off? If you want to play all day go back to kindergarten.

    And besides, what the hell kind of Techies are you that you can't get around shit like this and are even CONCERNED About it? SSH Tunnel to a remote box and do all your stuff through there. Or employ any number of things. If it came down to them restricting our access to the outside world (ssh, web) at all it would be another issue - we'd be unable to do the development testing and research we needed. But for now it's just locking down stuff like email and web usage. I don't see a big deal here.

  232. SSH by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 2

    I need to have SSH open in order to support and work at our customers. And as long I have SSH and HTTP I am happy. It's amazing what you can pipe through these ports. ;-)

  233. Who's the fool? by bartwol · · Score: 1
    "Basically what they're doing is trying to scare senior management into thinking that allowing employees unrestricted use of the net will cripple a company with viruses and lawsuits."

    So what you're suggesting is that "senior management," the same people who have thus far had the insight to fund and open up internet access to employees with no statutory requirement to do so, the same people who have with few exceptions respected the email privacy of their employees even though they don't have to, that these are the same people who will now be scared off by somebody who "alerts" them to risks?
    Who's the fool?
    <bart

  234. I finally got around it all by SNACKeR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not everyone will be willing to do this of course, but I got around our company's strict proxy server (that only allowed http over port 80 and ftp over port 21) by using Remotely Anywhere in HTTP tunneling mode. I am not sure if there are other products that will do this, but I tried 3 or 4 others before I found one that worked.

  235. Workplace democracy by bacchusrx · · Score: 2

    It's attitudes like this that convince me daily that we need a stronger labour movement in technical industries.

    I am continually amazed at the attitudes out of people here at Slashdot. On the one hand, we've got all this fire and fury for free software -- a concept which seeks to dissolve the idea of intellectual property, for reasons which apply to all property -- yet we have, on the other, people who seem set that it's OK to sell yourself to your boss, for 8 hours or 10 hours or whatever... and that during that time, only he -- and his privileged managers -- have a right to tell you what to do while you're at work.

    I'm not saying we've got a "right to surf the Internet at work." That's trivial. Still, I'm shocked by the prevailent argument that we don't have a right to complain, or to have a democratic say in the policies that govern us at work.

    It's insane. I would've figured there'd be more self-respect out of this bunch...

    BRx.

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  236. Well, they can stop you using _their_ computers... by TheMaccLads · · Score: 1

    Let's say "Mobile", "GSM", "PDA", "Wireless". In the near future, the scope for cyber-skiiving increases dramatically.

    They can't stop you using these tools, if they're your own. (OK, they can ban them, but you just go to the restroom, a quiet meeting room, or whatever).

    What'll be next, banning non-company PDAs and mobile phones?

    If you trust your workforce, then let 'em do what they want (but educate them about potential risks and remind them that they are there to work now and again!). If you don't trust your workforce, the company has problems, and rules won't change that.

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  237. US vs EU Policies by Rewtie · · Score: 1

    It would be nice to see some US vs EU policies (maybe even edu vs cc polices, too) on the issue of "Acceptable Internet Usage" policies.
    Like a majority of those who commented, I rely on the web, ftp, and ssh at the office. However, we place no restrictions on our users - except one: back up important data to the file server, because when their system crashes, we're just going to ghost it.

    The only issues we have had at the office have been with a younger employee amazed by two things: bandwidth and porn. Go figure.

    Is the article FUD? IMHO, yes. Use the resource responsibily, just like anything else.

    I also wonder if similar objections/restrictions took place when the telephone, fax, pager, cellphone, pda, etc, etc came to be common place in the work environment.

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  238. No Problem by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
    It looks like their main objective is to filter out email attachments with .exe, .com, or other executable filenames. So what's the problem ? People who aren't smart enough to rename their attachment "new_flash_game_e_x_e.txt" aren't smart enough to not get infected, anyway.

    What really is scary, though, is that it never occurred to these people to turn off Outlook. It's a given fact of life that every computer runs Windows, Outlook, Word and IE. Other software simply does not exist. Linux on the desktop my ass...

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    1. Re:No Problem by Rewtie · · Score: 1

      Windows: Because my employer insists on it
      Outlook: No on my box. Kaufman's Email Warrior
      Word: Again, my employer.
      IE: Personal choice in given environment.
      Linux: On my laptop next to my desktop, and two other servers.

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  239. Web Browsing == Smoking Breaks by dapprman · · Score: 1

    As some one who does not smoke, but who sees his colleagues head out for about 5 minutes an hour to take a shot of niccotine, I see my web browsing as my equivalent, epsecially as it helps me relax, much in the same way a cigarette does for a smoker, but hopefully without the high addiciton factor.

    Perhaps if web access were to be stopped I'd be allowed to leave work a half hour early :-)

  240. It won't happen by Navarre · · Score: 1

    Some may actually be stupid enough to lose all of the benefits of the internet in the workspace due to complete paranoia over security risks, but I don't think the majority will allow it to happen.

    I regularly save the company money by the information provided to me by the internet. I download language updates, CPAN modules, bug fixes, HOWTOs. There is a wealth of information and tools available for programmers. Usenet alone is a place where others can help me solve complex language problems. It would cost millions to cut us off now.

    Besides, as someone said, there are a ton of security fixes for Windows. Linux, FreeBSD, NetBSD, OpenBSD, the list goes on.

    Shutting down an internet connection because Microsoft knows nothing about security? Just dump Microsoft you twits.

    Navarre

  241. $30,000 for e-mail filtering software? by davidarcher2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the article:


    The biggest developments are around email prevention, experts say. Elaborate content filtering software, which can run upwards of $30,000 to install, can block all but the tamest incoming emails, and most attachments, said Trend Micro's Genes.
    ...
    But instituting these new security measures can be a costly and labor-intensive investment, experts say, likely discouraging firms with meager IT budgets from upgrading beyond the status quo. "It's a question of resources," said a spokeswoman at UK-based Sophos Anti-Virus. "If you have one or two guys implementing IT at your organization, it's not going to make much sense."


    What a crock... I am a network administrator (and basically the ONLY IT employee) for a small company of about 50 people and using some procmail scripts on our FreeBSD mail server, have been able to accomplish this with probably about 3 hours total of set up time. For those interested, here's a URL to a FREE solution to blocking e-mail attachments based on extensions, filenames, and even content (it can scan for Office document macros). Procmail Security

    Since I've been there, we've had absolutely ZERO e-mail based viruses/worms that penetrated the desktop through our mail server (One did get through but that was through an executive's AOL account...)

    So far, most employees have been very cooperative towards the policy and are grateful that they don't have to be so worried when they read about e-mail viruses going around because the server automatically mangles or quarantines viruses that match the ruleset we implemented.

  242. Look who's whining by billcopc · · Score: 1

    For those who are just tuning in, the 'bozos' in question are from Trend Micro. You remember those small timers who make second-grade antiviral software at Antivirus.com. The same poor fools who give away OEM copies of their software to motherboard makers, to bundle onto that driver disc you never used.

    They are simply doing these absurd announcements to scare people into believing that virii will hail upon the end of the world. The result of such scare might lead foolish IT managers into buying enterprise versions of their antiviral software, because the thought of unplugging from the internet to avoid virii is too disturbing.

    Imagine the weather channel being bought by an umbrella manufacturer; then every day they announce pouring rain just to coax people into buying umbrellas out of panic. Same thing is happening here.

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  243. Please don't bait the Marxists by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

    They are having a tough time these days :-)

    That said, I'd have to agree that quite a few "capitalists" that actually run companies don't regard the value of labor as high as they probably should.

  244. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    An AC posted this at Score 0, but it is very insightful:

    "I've been self-employed for years, so I don't have to deal with inane office drone policies (anymore)

    Clearly you don't need to be a part of this discussion, then.

    Please move along, sir."

    It has nothing to do with being safe, phony or sterile. In a professional environment where you have all sorts of people, everybody has to make some compromises. Since you're self-employed, you're free to do what you want in your place of business; but for a large community of employees it's a different context.

  245. They won't stop me by tallbloke · · Score: 1

    Heh, I'll carry on using the net at work for as long as I wa#*

  246. Solution by spanky555 · · Score: 1

    Work for smaller companies or for the software development teams in a larger corp. Smaller companies tend to be MUCH less draconian (typically because you also wear the admin hat; there is no IT department, per se) and it's kind of hard to build a case for killing the lifeblood of a software development team even in big corps - spam blocking, porn blocking, virus blocking, etc., all make sense in the big picture - but just shutting it down? For programmers, that's like tying one arm behind your back and then saying, "okay, get back to work, you! Why aren't you typing faster?!"

    I also imagine that the "authorized personnel" in the article will tend to be executives, upper management, their favorite little cute secretaries, etc...in other words, politically-based, not based on any real need.

  247. Re: except from Dilbert by jyak · · Score: 1


    Boss: A good manager hires people who are smarter than he is.

    Eemployees: So... your boss is dumber than you?

    Employees: And your boss's boss is dumber yet?

    Employees: According to your theory, our CEO is the dumbest person in the company.

    Employees: Unless you are all bad managers.

    Employees: Truely we are doomed either way.

    Boss: This concludes the motivational part of the meeting.

  248. Think about the effect on developers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about when you need some tips or source snippets from your favourite online resource. Its funny to think that if this happens to software development companies the development time will go up and everyone will need more books. The unrestricted net is the ULTIMATE research tool and some corporate fucker wants to take that away? For this section of this industry the reverse effect will be achieved!

  249. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

    I actually started smoking due to the fact that I was in an office with smokers only. They always went to the kitchen to get a puff, and I was left there. So I started going to take a smoke with them. Actually smoke-breaks are very enjoyable breaks :-)
    Now back at the office (bodyshop for IT related stuff) I go out and smoke with the Managment types. You get pretty interesting viewpoints about the company and what goes on.

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  250. Re:If I said it fucking once I've said it 1000 tim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what, this guy has hit the nail right on the head. Well said!!!

  251. No more internet at work... by ReidMaynard · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, scores on Tetris and up over 30% worldwide .....

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  252. XML will solve some of the e-mail problems by SurgeMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If XML becomes the de-facto standard for document content and styling, proprietary formats (e.g., Word) will no longer be an issue re: security, and neither will their consequent e-mail attachments.

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  253. Corporate America by Sternn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't believe people here actually think the policies stated in that article are BAD. I mean, anyone with a few weeks experience in a decent sized corporate IT environment can tell you these kinds of rules are needed to keep order on the network.

    Yes, we have virus scanning software that scans all email, desktops, and user shares, but that still does not mean viruses do not get in. Users like to check their 'free' email on Yahoo, AOL, Hotmail, and other places and bring many in around our normal system.

    People complain filtering content in the workplace seems draconian, but I see no reason users need to be viewing 'hot, young, fill-in-the-blank' websites anyway. In fact, in some states, like in Virginia, it is illegal to view adult content on state owned computers. As a former employee of the state, I saw 14 people fired in a one year period for surfing adult sites. You first get a warning and they start monitoring all http traffic from your box. Next your gone. People still thought they could get away with it.

    As far as the other so called harsh draconian measures, think about this - most users are not techno-savvy. It's not a Microsoft issue, it's a person issue. Some people hate computers, they hate to use them, and they break them often. All software crashes as some point or another. Reviewing our helpdesk tracking software I can point out many Mac's and UNIX issues that they have had to solve as well as microsoft issues.

    Think about this - do you wear a tie to work? Why? It's corporate policy. Do you work better with a tie on? Why don't we just ban tie's because wearing them seems useless. Corporate polices are there for a reason. Apperance, preformance, and substinance counts. It's what seperates the Fortune 100 from the rest of the pack. Polices like the ones discussed further this mentality. If you don't agree, fine. Work for a small more personalize company, but don't expect to be on the cover of Forbes anytime soon.

    Bottom line, most users not in IT are computer ignorant. They call up and ask what their password is, after they create it themselves. Should we blame the companies that make the software? Should we blame measures put forth to stop people from hurting themselves? Why should we try and place blame on anyone? This is more of a western philosophy. In eastern thinking, people focus on the problem and fixing it, not on placing blame on a group or individual.

    An old tech guy I used to work with summed up this argument pretty well in something he said to me about the shipping department in a company I used to work for. The department had multiple new calls to the helpdesk every week from these guys. Many times, the guys down there (large, burly, bearded men) would break their boxen so bad they would have to be replaced. We couldn't even figure out how they broke some of this stuff, but they did, constantly. I asked about it one day and he said to me:

    "The shippping department? Well...I'll put it this way, you could leave three cannonballs down there on Monday, and by Wednesday, they will have broken two of them and lost the third one."

    Sometimes you have to save users from themselves.

    {/rant}

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  254. This could be a good thing! (.NET) by hacker · · Score: 1
    I wonder if Microsoft is going to fight this. What about their .NET initiative, Office.NET? Visual Interdev.NET? All of their OS is being re-engineered to work with the browser, over port 80. That's a much scarier security breach than online shopping, which you won't be able to do from your shiny new Windows XP workstation using your Passport Login, if they decide to ban extranet usage from inside the corporation.

    I'm all for it. Maybe companies will begin to be productive again, and Microsoft will have to find some other means to maintain their stranglehold on the monolithic legacy desktop computing environment instead of trying to push all of the user's data out to the web into some Microsoft-controlled, centralized environment.

  255. Temps, the web and human rights. by datatrash · · Score: 1

    I just searched through and didn't find one mention
    of temps, so I thought I would throw them into the
    mix. Anyone here who has temped or hell, in today's
    sh!tstorm of an economy might still be temping, knows the
    salvation of the web. Hell even aim, though it is a bloodsucking
    leach that leaves you cowering in the corner still keeps you fingering
    the light, knowing that you aren't completely a wasteproduct of the economy.

    In any event, for temps, and no it isn't a right,
    but on the same level is the right to work a "right?"
    um, well yeah according to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights Article 23,

    Everyone has the right to work, to
    free choice of employment, to just and favourable conditions
    of work and to protection against unemployment.


    Sidesteping the rant that is evolving on
    weather or not temp is beneath the acceptable level of
    the Universal Declaration of Human Rights you have to
    understand that as a temp, most places, there is a
    smidgeon of work to do, that a person of average
    intelligence, and I see a lot of temps that are
    college grads, but in the "Liberal Arts," the work
    can be done in two hours.

    What happens next?
    Do you report to the boss, tell her you are done,
    what else can I do? Well, that is a wildcard, in
    some cases temps are keeping the seat warm for
    someone to come in to take the job, and if they don't
    have a policy about getting their workers from temp
    agencies (some places do) then you might show that you
    are proactive and can get the job done. However, in
    many of the other places, there really isn't that much
    work to be done, especially for the type of work that
    they would give a temp. Once you finish that work, you
    are out. Rent is due, bills have to be paid, and yo'
    baby momma is kicking up drama. Well I don't know about
    the last part, but without the web to bide time, to at
    least offer the chance to put on a strained countenance
    when the boss walks by, so maybe she thinks, "hunh he is
    really pondering that spreadsheet," when in reality you
    are thinking "how in the fck does jon katz get paid to make observations?"

    No surfing the web may not be a "Right,"
    but i would argue it helps keep people who otherwise would be,
    well who knows, maybe out of work, on the dole, welfare,
    whatever, in the office, working, just not all the time.

  256. It won't work.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..if your company has any business-related email
    access outside the company LAN. The last 6+ viruses that hit my desk were forwards from employees, who got them from clients/contractors/other employees.

    Also, most of the engineers at my work need web access to get tools and support from vendors, and IT is too slow to make it dynamic, so we'd have general access anyway....

  257. Re:Internet access is a *symptom* of the real prob by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

    Yes!!! If I'm focused on a high priority project, I don't have time to post on /. In fact I have no problem working thru my breaks, lunch, and OT. However, if work is slower, or bogged down, or waiting on someone else, that's when I browse/post. Prior to having Web access, I'd go shoot the bull with a co-worker, and I guarantee that if he was also having a slow day, I could easily blow MORE than 2 hours there.

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  258. BAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get a clue, we are all expected to be robots with no other human value whatsoever, we are expendable therefore we can be placed in any work environment management decides upon ..... unless we start doing something about it soon, I dont want to even dream about what kind of work environment my kids will have to deal with!!!! :(

    we all need to learn from all these policies and layoffs .... MAKE LIFE BETTER, we are human!

    we spend the MAJORITY of our lives at WORK, therefore we should EXPECT work to be at least a pleaseant place to be ....

    and please dont say that people can go out and work elsewhere, well temp agencies and layoffs negate that mostly, but dont forget that the shit is hitting the fan hehe, and it splattered everywhere!

  259. Re:!FUD !FUD !FUD by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
    Zero-tolerance makes baby George Carlin cry
    If not zero tolerance, then it's discrimination. Even in the form of "Well IT is responsible enough to have access..." Sure they might be, but you are still discriminating no matter how you look at it.

    "Corporate inhumanity" is a fact of life, it's called capitalism. If you don't have to deal with it, more power to you, but the rest of us do.

    As for George Carlin, he's an irritating commie pinko anyhow :-)

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  260. Competition by lazarus · · Score: 1

    In 1992 I finally convinced management at Corel to let me hook them up to the Internet. How did I do it? By telling them that a lot of the bright engineers they were hiring fresh from university were going to expect it, and if they didn't have it those people might seek placement elsewhere.

    Management has to realize that keeping their engineers both productive and happy (through unrestricted access to Internet resources) is a {good thing} and will be beneficial to their bottom line. You just need to let them know that fact in your own subtle hacker way :-)

    I'm currently working on getting approval from my current management for table tennis equipment...

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  261. No, all they care about is money... by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    ...the people proposing this aren't the companies concerned about security, but rather people with a vested interest in selling you a "solution" to your "problem".

    If they were interested in security, they'd be suggesting much less agressive reactive measures (even with such draconian measures, something will slip through and present you with the same woes as without them...) and suggesting more proactive ones.

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  262. 31337 m0f05 d0n'7 ph33r! by sup4hleet · · Score: 1

    5t00p1D phi1T3r5 c4n'7 s70P U5!

  263. completely right by neilsly · · Score: 1

    you're at work... do you know what you're supposed to be doing at work.. that's right; work!

    You're using their bandwitdh - their computers - and their time; all while wasting their money. I'm a system administrator and If I could I would institute this policy quicker than you can say "just_a_minute_while_i_finish_this_game_of_mah-jon g". All too often do I get done with doing some mundane task - nescesitated by ignorant users to go 'walk the floor' (I work for a newspaper) to find users gleefully playing on yahoo games or candystand.com - why is this right?

  264. Slashdot staff should lobby congress against this by Pengo · · Score: 2


    Else they could loose their source of income, bored techies browsing slashdot at work.

  265. These guys have no clue; use a mail hub, proc that by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    The problem is the MicroCRAP software that they are using. Get rid of Exchange and Outlook.
    Use a unix based mail hub, prefilter the email
    before you drop it into a email box. Gee!
    The problem is you have these Coporate SysAdmins
    that think they know what they are doing.
    Write your own filters. It's not hard. Hire people who use there minds and don't rely on shrink wrapped software.

  266. Call me an Admin-Nazi by bobdole369 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I surf your hard drive from my desk looking for games to delete (actually lock you out so you can see it, but can't run or delete it). I walk through the rows of cubes looking for people playing Tetris, SMB, and yes even Solitaire is outlawed. I watch the web logs for suspect sites, and then I set up surveillance. Hmmm, looks like user jdreger is writing an email to his friend about how silly Martha's being... We can't have that. Oh lookie here, and hes getting around the firewall with a proxy site. He's fired. Make an example of him so the others will comply.

    At my work I am one of these creatures. I used to be one of the users, and did the same things they did. I feel bad about selling out sometimes, but my boss wants to ensure 100% efficiency on the part of the technicians. And a technician playing games or writing email or surfing the web isn't making money. And that technician not making us money may be why I get laid off next year. It's a horrible fascist regime we run at my work. No wonder we have such a high turnover rate.

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  267. Re:Bozos? Gimme a break! by jim_pearson · · Score: 1

    Yes, but... your examples (as well as others in this thread) all differ significantly from unrestricted Internet access: The threats they pose impact only the individual employee and/or his small work group. Spend all day making phone calls or flipping through a magazine, and you're only letting down your team, or helping your boss miss his deadlines -- that's a small problem.

    If, on the other hand, someone decides that work is a good place to get all his MP3s, or check his personal email, or or or in the name of "taking a break," etc, he may represent a threat to the entire company's network, or, at least, impact to however slight a degree the company's shared Internet connection.

    But, again, them's just my $0.02, and most certainly not worth even that.

  268. A persistent person can still get around it by praedor · · Score: 2

    On some Air Force bases, one is not permitted to access yahoo, snotmail, outside pop servers, etc, while on duty and with military computers. They have proxy servers that attempt to restrict access to such sites. It also attempts to block access to "questionable" websites (any site with the word "sex" in it, even if it is a biology/scientific site, gets blocked - there are a lot of other sites that sporadically suprize me with a message about not being authorized to access this site and my ip has been logged). Nonetheless, I STILL access my outside pop mail servers - I simply find the chink in the proxy armor and get my mail anyway. Usually, the same tricks I use to get to my mail also works for other incorrectly blocked sites (with a "bad" keyword associated with its URL).


    You are not supposed to connect any computer to the network that isn't registered and thus authorized either (no personal laptops allowed without special permission). I am able to connect anyway and make it appear that my laptop is my authorized desktop machine. Of course, I am in a somewhat privaledged position - being the supervisor of an IT subgroup on the base - and I know how the system works, what is techinically not allowed and knowing how to foil most of the blocks. It is doable to get around restrictions on accessing personal email, etc. It just might take a certain amount of tinkering and experimentation.

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  269. cool by Erris · · Score: 2
    Make port 3333 go to port 21 on box a, and 3334 go to port 21 on box b etc

    This is going to sound stupid, but how do I get my mom to see port 3333 instead of 21? I've seen the ipchains directive to do things on my end, but I have not figured out the other side. Most family members will only use a browser to look at things, sad but true. What does is it look like on say IE or Mozilla? ftp://65.x.xxx.x -what?

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
    1. Re:cool by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      Most family members will only use a browser to look at things, sad but true. What does is it look like on say IE or Mozilla? ftp://65.x.xxx.x -what?

      ftp://xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx:portnum

      or,

      http://www.yourdomain.com:3333/pictures/babygirl .j pg

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      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
    2. Re:cool by Erris · · Score: 2

      Thanks, I'll try that out.

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      DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  270. you don't have the right to surf by maxpublic · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    No employee has the right to surf or dick around on their computer. They might have the *privilege*, but this is entirely at the discretion of the company and *not* the employee. The company can set any fucking rule it pleases with respect to their equipment. If the employee doesn't like the fact that he can't screw around on company time anymore, then it's time to fire this sorry shit-sack of a loser and force him to get a *real* job in the *real* world. Let the whining little pusbags work on the line for awhile and see what they think of company-sponsored internet access *then*.

    Christ, but look at the number of fuckwit morons who jump out of the woodwork to defend their 'rights' to mess around on company time with one lame excuse after another. Yeah, you, you pathetic little loser scumbag, the guy who sits in his office downloading Natalie Portman pics while reading slashdot when he should be doing some actual work. If you don't like company policy then start your own damned company.

    Oh, but wait - that would be *work*, right? And we've already established that the whiners don't think they need to put in 8 hours on somebody else's dime; god knows they won't put the effort required for this endeavor. It might cut into their Portman or porn or slashdot time....

    Max

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    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  271. work ethic vs. corporate problem by ChoyLeeFut · · Score: 1
    The discussions here seem to fall into one of these categories:

    - employee activities cause functional problems at work
    - employee activities cause legal problems at work
    - people who gripe about using company resources for personal use
    - people who gripe about (possibly) losing company resources for personal use

    I'd like to comment on each of these.

    I can think of a few employee activities which have nothing to do with the Internet which can be defined as disruptive behaviour. Using a hands-free phone in an open cubicle with the volume turned WAY up; plugging in a device (like a coffee maker) into an overloaded circuit; propping open a "secure" door to permit a cooling breeze (thus allowing anyone to walk in). Never mind that someone could show up to work under the influence, or with body odour, etc. Or showing up with a miserable cold/flu/whatever because he dare not take any time off work! Horrors!

    - if an employee brings booze or recreational drugs into work, he could be putting the company on the legal hook; harassment is another potential problem; potentially activities that the employee does at home could end up implicating the employer, or at least drag them through court and a sea of expensive lawyers.

    - Doing personal things on company time isn't a new phenomenon. Wild speculation on my part, but this could have been a problem since the abolishment of slavery, and perhaps even before then. Short of taking time off without pay (and I'm sure it'll add up to a substantial amount rather quickly), employees will still need to phone their doctor, their dentist, their kid's daycare/babysitter, their spouse, their accountant, their mechanic, their real estate agent (and lawyer), and so on. Sure, they could use a cell phone (if they have one, even assuming it works on the premises), but the obvious answer is for the employee to take 15-30 minutes to find a pay phone off-site, or simply walk/drive over to the person they wish to speak with. And if the person is busy or unavailable? Guess the employee will just have to make another visit. Maybe I'm one of the few people here who remembers what life was like before the fax machine.

    I'm in agreement with those comments which suggest that a happy employee will likely work more effectively and/or longer hours. And yes, if it's not the Internet, then it's yakking on the phone with a friend (or with a headhunter) or wandering the office in search of a fresh pot of coffee or that water cooler with the perfect temperature (and obscure location), or taking extended "bio breaks", or for those folks who need it, more frequent smoking breaks. An oppressed employee is someone who will try to abuse the system the most. (Again, wild speculation on my part.) Either that, or his spirit will be broken and his motivation will be weak.

    Personally, yeah, I get personal e-mail and check the web now and again. In my personal time at home, I enjoy online chatting. But when I'm at work, I get grumpy when I start to see more than just a couple of e-mails on what I would call a "fluff" subject. And it sure takes me far less time to describe certain information in an e-mail (or to forward it to a friend or relative or business associate) than it is to have someone phone me, I write it down, I hang up, I phone someone else (maybe a few other someone elses), I painstakingly give the other person(s) the details I'd written down, and so on. Heaven forbid if anyone in the chain made a transcription error!

    Obviously, downloading any porn or viruses using an employer's computer/network/firewall/electricity/time is A Bad Thing, but sometimes you do a web search, you think you find what you're looking for, you click on it, and much to your chagrin, hidden links start turning your desktop into a popup porn-fest. The embarassment factor speaks for itself. So what do you do when the Net Abuse Police come and give you a stern talking to?

    As far as virii, sure, put a firewall in place that can scrub the Evil Virii from incoming messages. It may not be a perfect solution, but a flu shot doesn't protect the recipient from all new strains, either. And it won't stop employees from bringing in things like floppies, CD-ROMs they've burned at home, zip drives, or even that egg salad (tainted with camphylobacter) that they brought in for the team to enjoy.

    As they used to say on the Firewalls mailing list many years ago, if you want a secure system, no problem: just turn it off, encase it in concrete and toss it in the ocean.

    Another point to consider (which I think someone already alluded to): Unhappy employees will leave inflexible corporations for the likes of greener pastures; happy employees will help their companies build superior products which will supersede those made by the inflexible corporations.

    All of this may be moot: the pendulum will swing inexorably towards wherever the benefits are perceived, and in the short term those benefits may be perceived as being rooted in extraordinarily inflexible access (if any) to the Internet.

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  272. Layoff cliche`s by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Odds are if you are laid off it will have nothing to do with your websurfing but more to do with how upper management perceives your cost vs value to the company (usually as a unit). I know our company let go a number of contractors, it had nothing to do with their performance, only a need to cut costs.

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  273. Firewalled by rgf71 · · Score: 1

    Our agency's firewall blocks out slashdot ads:)

  274. Re:Crippled by raytoler · · Score: 0

    You are so right!

    Just last night I was lamenting the fact that the Mac has no tools for

    image editing and graphics creation like Photoshop, Illustrator, Freehand, Cored Draw or Corel Photo-Paint,

    web site creation like BBEdit, GoLive or Dreamweaver,

    3d graphics like Bryce, Ray Dream Designer, Maya, or Lightwave 3d,

    home or professional accounting like MYOB, Quickbooks, or Quicken

    life sciences research like Blast, Imagene, LifeLab, or PolyLife

    web servers like Apache or WebStar

    Remote access like Timbuktu or Apple Remote

    audio production like Cubase, Logic, Digital Performer...

    Yeah. Macs are friggin' useless!

    (And don't even get me started about how Macs don't even get mainstream products like Microsoft Office or access to most open source software written for BSD!)

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    "Words are relative. They're only symbols. If we don't use ugly symbols, we won't have any ugliness."
  275. Ban the Internet. Period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computers were not meant to be networked. They are for
    doing desktop calculations.

    Granted, certain military and academic institutions may have the need to
    share large amounts of data that could not be easily shipped via US Mail,
    and they may still be connected over a govermnet approved
    network. However, the general public has not proved worthy of the ability
    to network computers.

    Look at what 5 years of public Internet has gotten
    us: Melissa. ILOVEYOU. Michelangelo. Pr0n. Napster. BackOrifice. Internet
    love affairs. Stalking. AOL. Columbine. Addiction. Chat-rooms.

    I see no good reason to continue to allow the plebeian populace access to
    this network. Therefore, as of September 30, 2002, the Internet will be
    turned off. Ownership of all fiber, transmitters, cable and routing
    equipment will be assigned to the Defense Department. Universities and
    research institutions needing network access will apply to the Pentagon
    for time-shared access on the military network.

    In addition, telecommunication carriers will apply a filter to the voice
    channels that will prevent analog modems from connecting over voice grade
    networks. High-speed in-home delivery such as DSL or cable modems will be
    allowed to only connect to read-only television distribution points under
    the control of the data-provider.

    All data providers will be registered
    with the FCC and all content and programming will be reviewed quarterly
    to ensure appropriate family and American values are being
    represented. This shall include traditional print and television media as
    well. These traditional data outlets could be compromised by
    anti-capitalist forces and used as distribution of copyrighted or
    subversive un-American work.

    All data receivers, such as televisions, cable modems, DSL routers,
    etc. will be registered with the FCC. No user-initiated upstream traffic
    will be tolerated. However, the data-source providers may upload limited
    demographic information about the data-browsing habits of their
    customers. This data will be available to the FCC and other government
    agencies under the Emergency Powers act of 1999. This data will be kept
    confidential in and among the various federal agencies who require access
    to the data.

    Also, all private radio transmitters and receivers will be licensed and
    inspected by the government. All HF receivers will have a blocking coil
    installed to prevent their use as a high-speed data receiver. New digital
    data RF relievers will have, prior to deployment to civilian markets,
    reporting capabilities built in. This will allow for ease of accounting
    tamper proofing of the digital data RF receivers. All HF data
    transmission companies shall be under regulation by the FCC, and shall
    report back all data gathered from the customer receivers.

    Finally, taxes no less than $1,000 and no more than $5,000 per
    data-receiver will be implemented to cover the costs of re-educating and
    providing for the safety of American's data.

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  278. Re:Crippled by raytoler · · Score: 1

    Cool! Someone actually hates Macs enough to mod my reply down for being overrated!

    You ROCK, anonymous Microsoft employee!

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  279. I'll just go back to talking on the phone... by rustman · · Score: 1

    Fine. Take my net away, and I'll be chatting on the phone all day long. Don't they remember that's how it used to be before the 'net came along? Or take some time off to go down to the travel agency to plan my vacation. And since I can't look up my sickness symptoms on the net, I'll have to go to the doctor more often.

    And what the hell, I'll go back to playing arcade games instead of net games.

  280. Wasting worktime can be a sign of unhappiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least to me, wanting to do things that are not work related is a sign of unhappiness. If There isn't enough to do or the tasks do not require thinking, reading one's personal email feels emotionally like a good alternative.
    When work is busy enough and interesting enough, very little time is spend on other things.

    I even though of writing a little script to count how often I read my personal email from work and when the count (or frequency) gets too high, an "I resign" email is sent to the current boss. It would require some testing, though. :)

  281. A reply from Mr. Hipponen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have heard Mr. Hipponene speak before, and read comments from him in the tech and mainstream press, so I was very distrubed by the article and his comments. I emailed him directly yesterday and got a response regarding his article.

    First, My Email:
    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/ 20020318/wr_nm/tech_internet_security_dc_1&cid=582

    Mr. Hypponen,

    I can only say that I am deeply disturbed at your attitude towards security. After reading your comments, and knowing that they will have some influence on lesser minded IT individuals through out the world, I stand aghast and ashamed to be a part of this industry.

    Let me ask you a question: Since when does it fall on the end users to be responsible for network security? Think about that for a moment. What you are advocating, in part, is that users are responsible for network security and, since they are not capable they should not be able to utilize the power it gives them individually and as a company. This is inherently wrong.

    IT staffing is responsible for building networks and securing them from internal and external threats. I put forward that the lack of sufficient experience, training, and tools is the culprit when security is breached, not the end users. End users are NEVER responsible for security... it should be their right to expect this of their IT staff to provide and ensure it.

    It is analogalus to the end users being responsible for knowing every aspect of the computer and software they use no matter how small the detail at home or at work. You and I know this is not the case, no matter how we may feel when supporting end users who are not knowledgeable. The computer equipment, in this analogy, is supposed to make their lives easier and just work... not force them to take on another job that draws their focus away from their primary task.

    The other arguments, centered around reduced productivity, are pure bunk in my opinion, and many differing points exist to support the view that net and email access are actually production enhancers for a variety of reasons. Indeed, for every article and study that equates net and email access by employees as counter-productive, I can find two or more that state the opposite. In my opinion, it's is a mindset and management issue... poorly managed employees will abuse IT technologies available to them at the cost of work efficiency, while happy and well managed employees will only benefit from access to these technologies and be more productive.

    Companies, especially in the United States, pay a flat rate for their managed internet connection; they pay it whether it is used or not so any argument made that it costs IT dollars to give these 'privileges' to users is, again, bunk. Again, if a company cannot properly manage it's resources and staffing, they should not be in business; at no time should the blame fall on employees in a manner such as this since it is truly an IT or Management failing.

    One more point on viruses. We get at least a half dozen attachment and script viruses a day in our email. They are all filtered out by an AV product on the desktop, and users are strongly cautioned on how to handle email with attachments from unsolicited sources. 95% of our email is work related, and 100% of all viruses come in work related email. I have read where, on average, only 20% of large corporate email is personal and non-work related and that less than 25% of viruses originate from non-work related email sources... either way, a properly secured network/client infrastructure and a properly informed user base should not experience problems with viruses unless the IT staff has failed, which is typically the case anyway when viruses strike.

    As for my company, I have every intention of maintaining an open access system for the employees. I will, to the best of my ability, maintain my systems in a secure and up to date manner, and educate the end users on key issues so as to ensure they are aware of the risks and capable of making rational and functional decisions about the use of email and the net. I encourage them to use our resources as needed and appropriate, and I only 'censor' web content minimally. It is much better to have a happy, informed, and connected staff than an alienated and mis-managed staff who does not like where they work and whom do not feel trusted (or alternately feel let down and do not trust their bosses and IT staff to do their jobs correctly).


    His Reply:

    Thanks again for your comments. Our views on the issue at hand don't
    actually differ much; the Reuters article only quoted one sentence from
    15-minute interview I did with them.

    I do agree that it is the responsibility of IT staff to take care of
    security issues and that these things should not burden end users. I also
    have nothing against employees spending part of of their work day for
    recreational surfing to news/sports/humour sites.

    Then again, I've seen several large companies start to filter a wide
    variety of e-mail attachments: a recent example includes a major
    multinational company which is now automatically dropping all attachments
    except: txt, gif, jpg, png, bmp, pdf, zip, doc, xls, ppt. This action alone
    automatically would have stopped most of the major e-mail worm outbreaks we
    saw last year. It does have create inconvenience for end users, as some
    attachment types are dropped (such as exe, swf, pps, mp3, mpg, avi, mov).
    Most importantly dangerous extensions such as pif, shs, eml, chm, com,
    .exe which are practically *only* used by viruses are dropped
    automatically, preventing unknown e-mail worms from entering.

    I don't see web browsing as a big problem from security point of view and
    don't think web filtering is needed for this perspective.
    --
    Mikko Hermanni Hyppönen - Mikko.Hypponen@F-Secure.com
    F-Secure Corporation - Securing the Mobile Enterprise

    I think that the mainstream press is mis-using commentary and quotes to sensationalistic ends...

  282. hope that terrorists shut down the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0