Linux. You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
Linux. You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
Linux. You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
What is.NET? Complete, total SLOP! That's all it is, people. SLOP! Nothing more! Nothing less! SLOP! SLOP, SLOP, SLOP, SLOP... SLOP!! Just like Slashdot -- SLOPdot, that is -- it's just a big, gooey pile of overflowing SLOP vomited forth from the bowels Bill Gates. SLOP.
Stop posting SLOP like this to Slashdot! That's my job, you SLOP MONKEY!! Your posting stile looks JUST LIKE MINE! How odd. I wonder why that is. Do you have HOMOEROTIC FANTASIES about ANAL COX and LINUS TURDBALLS like me, too?
DOTNET is that small withered thing in Billy Boy's pants that he wants to RAPE YOUR COMPUTER with. Idiots. Stop posting this SLOP all over the front page!
Slashdot:
Losers
All
Sucking
Homosexuals'
Dicks . . .
Or
Tits.
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You, sir, are WORSE THAN HITLER, and if I ever meet you in real life, I'll KISS YOUR ASS. No, wait, that didn't come out right. C'mon, wait! Hey! Hey!!
If you're bloody dead, how are you posting this? Bloody idiot. However:
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
I'd be more than happy to dump my 651 gallons of MAN SLOP all over your face. I will also happily shove my 1-3 inch penis deep within your RECTUM. Just send me $5, please.
Is it ANAL COCKS's throbbing penis? I thought his was more withered than throbbing. Hmm, odd. His face also looks like a groin what with all that fur on it.
No, it's quite good for business. However, me tracking you down, shoving large objects up your ass then thwacking it with a baseball bat until they pop out your mouth, would not be good for your business. Unless you're the goatse.cx man, of course.
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
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A photo taken approximately 2 minutes after CmdrTaco completes his performance of GNU/Fellatio on CowBoiKneel. Note the cum in Taco's right eye and the stains on CowBoiKneel's shirt. Hemos's involvement is not all that clear, but I'm sure it was homosexual and involved penises.
Don't worry. Soon enough they'll be able to execute you for infringing on their intellectual property.
Linux. You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
Linux. You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
Linux. You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
Good. And you're the NO ONE I was referring to.
You are not the Commander of Mexican Foods. You are ANAL COX dressed up as him!! Go get your own HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTY FANTASIES.
WHAT THE FUCK?!? Stop stealing my material!!!!!!
You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
You know what? NO ONE CARES. Linux is a gigantic piece of SLOP. It's like a LOG OF DOGSHIT floating in cat urine. A stinking LOG OF DOGSHIT covered in maggots floating in cat urine. It crashes. It OOPSES. It locks up, it hangs, it randomly corrupts my FUCKING filesystem. I'd rather have my TESTICLES TORN OFF with a hot pair of serrated pliers than run Linux on my FUCKING computer again! It's an absolute pile of SLOP dribbled out of LINUS TURDBALLS's and ANAL COX's cocks during one of their HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT ORGIES.
What is .NET? Complete, total SLOP! That's all it is, people. SLOP! Nothing more! Nothing less! SLOP! SLOP, SLOP, SLOP, SLOP... SLOP!! Just like Slashdot -- SLOPdot, that is -- it's just a big, gooey pile of overflowing SLOP vomited forth from the bowels Bill Gates. SLOP.
Worst SLOP ever.
Stop posting SLOP like this to Slashdot! That's my job, you SLOP MONKEY!! Your posting stile looks JUST LIKE MINE! How odd. I wonder why that is. Do you have HOMOEROTIC FANTASIES about ANAL COX and LINUS TURDBALLS like me, too?
DOTNET is that small withered thing in Billy Boy's pants that he wants to RAPE YOUR COMPUTER with. Idiots. Stop posting this SLOP all over the front page!
Slashdot:
Losers
All
Sucking
Homosexuals'
Dicks . . .
Or
Tits.
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You, sir, are WORSE THAN HITLER, and if I ever meet you in real life, I'll KISS YOUR ASS. No, wait, that didn't come out right. C'mon, wait! Hey! Hey!!
If you're bloody dead, how are you posting this? Bloody idiot. However:
:(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.
...Eh! ...What a pile of SLOP!
Yes!
I have accomplished the FIRST POST that mentions ANAL COX. Woohoo.
No, no, no. You should be forewarding all your spam at random to the other 534 of them! This critter has already been converted!
I'd be more than happy to dump my 651 gallons of MAN SLOP all over your face. I will also happily shove my 1-3 inch penis deep within your RECTUM. Just send me $5, please.
Is it ANAL COCKS's throbbing penis? I thought his was more withered than throbbing. Hmm, odd. His face also looks like a groin what with all that fur on it.
Would you reconsider your position if I go after you with a baseball bat and a pair of pliers?
No, it's quite good for business. However, me tracking you down, shoving large objects up your ass then thwacking it with a baseball bat until they pop out your mouth, would not be good for your business. Unless you're the goatse.cx man, of course.
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(