welcome back ! congradulations on FP! if only i wasn't making fun of someone for liking joe satriani in the star wars guitar thread, maybe i could have had it...
oh well, fuck it. twenty more minutes till i go home and use drugs!
Oh my, I am hot today! I already have three First Posts in this article!!! I will take my first post trophies and put them in my living room, next to my bowling trophies. They will be shiny when I watch TV and eat KFC.
No need to read any further, I've summarized them here:
Slashbot:Obscure Linux Distro Number 1? That's so 1337, I hope it doesn't die because me and 5 other guys will have to switch our distro!
Karma Whore:Yeah, I was gonna go with Obscure Linux Distro Number 1, but I heard the (package management/security/installer/some other bullshit) was better on Obscure Linux Distro Number 2 was better.
Authorities on Wednesday hinted at a new crowd control method called "opening the barn doors"
A large, open-lipped vagina is to be pushed out of a barn, where Don Knotts plays hopscotch and hums the National Anthem. To openly discuss this sensation, or the painful diarreah that often follows, please push 4.
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Haven't had any psychedelic drugs in a long time...but maybe I sohuld.
oh well, fuck it. twenty more minutes till i go home and use drugs!
Yep, wanky noodling sure sounds great. The sputtering noise my ejaculating cock makes sounds better than Joe Satriani!
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Please stop comparing everything to a car. Cars are not computers. Certainly someone as intelligent as you can create a better analogy.
Wear our hoodies!
My penis is on TV!
how many FP's do ya think I can get on this article? A lot!
That's what I get for posting on-topic.
Add this to the troll library!
Has anyone pointed out that we're talking about the judicial branch, not Congress? Or am I the stupid one who has his facts all wrong?
Oh my, I am hot today! I already have three First Posts in this article!!! I will take my first post trophies and put them in my living room, next to my bowling trophies. They will be shiny when I watch TV and eat KFC.
I bend the laws of time in space to my very whim! Eat it, bitches!
Yeah! I got FP! I am so totally enjoying this FP, and I got it so good! Are you hearing me?
Slashbot: Obscure Linux Distro Number 1? That's so 1337, I hope it doesn't die because me and 5 other guys will have to switch our distro!
Karma Whore:Yeah, I was gonna go with Obscure Linux Distro Number 1, but I heard the (package management/security/installer/some other bullshit) was better on Obscure Linux Distro Number 2 was better.
AC: Fuck ya'll! FBSD NIGGA!
Sounds like FreeBSD has some problems with your motherboard. Better install Windows 95 instead.
Well, it looks like another case of SOSFB...Some Other Sap's Fine problem. ;-P
Happy Troll Tuesday!
Do you?
I wear socks.
You are a banana whore.
But Tom, football's only harvested in the Winter.
One more jalopy for a rind of soot.
Crappin' cabolonis, boys! Those Nips mean business!
FIX MY PRINTER
A large, open-lipped vagina is to be pushed out of a barn, where Don Knotts plays hopscotch and hums the National Anthem. To openly discuss this sensation, or the painful diarreah that often follows, please push 4.
This is great! Now find the gay amputee pr0n where Mulder fucks an amputee alien and you win!
I hope the murder family becomes a show on adult swim too, and maybe a milk and cheese short now and then. i wish they milk and cheese claymation!
Gregor Samsa.
I hate bratwurst. Do you?