I would mod this up if I could, but I am a slashdot leper, so I cannot. One of the few truly insightful comments amidst this self-congradulatory circle-jerk of a website.
I know you like to mail bills. But have you ever noticed that no matter what mailbox you use, they always get where they must be? That's because of the amazing US postal service!!!
The US postal service likes it when you use as many mailboxes as possible. They feel tickled by this, and appreciate your contribution to their important work. So this is YOUR MISSION the next time your bills are due:
Electrical Bill: Drop in the mail slot by the grocery store.
Cable Bill: The huge blue behemoth right in front of the Post Office.
Gas Bill: In that small town 90 miles to your south, there's a mailbox in front of the Diamond Shamrock. It doesn't get used enough.
Telephone Bill: Put it in the "outgoing mail" on the receptionist's desk at work.
Water Bill: "EZ Postal Plus" next to Domino's Pizza has a mailbox too. Why not use it?
The US postal service will be bemused and charmed by your creative use of the mailboxes. And when your creditors receive bills that are continually postmarked from different places, they'll say, "Wow! This guy is a world traveler!" and AUTOMATICALLY DEDUCT 10% from all your future bills. Try it today! It really really works!
Unfortunately, they don't seem to realize that at all, because demographic research is one of those "big lies" that run the economy. How much can you really find out from a person by knowing that they like Macaroni and cheese, make $50k a year, etc. A person's buying habits extend beyond quantifiable traits like race, income, hobbies that marketing people love to collect. As a result, marketing is not improved by demographic research. But because enough people BELIEVE it does, it's allowed to suck billions off of corporate businesses every year. Sorry, I will return with a more structured rant when I have time.
I know you like to mail bills. But have you ever noticed that no matter what mailbox you use, they always get where they must be? That's because of the amazing US postal service!!!
The US postal service likes it when you use as many mailboxes as possible. They feel tickled by this, and appreciate your contribution to their important work. So this is YOUR MISSION the next time your bills are due:
Electrical Bill: Drop in the mail slot by the grocery store.
Cable Bill: The huge blue behemoth right in front of the Post Office.
Gas Bill: In that small town 90 miles to your south, there's a mailbox in front of the Diamond Shamrock. It doesn't get used enough.
Telephone Bill: Put it in the "outgoing mail" on the receptionist's desk at work.
Water Bill: "EZ Postal Plus" next to Domino's Pizza has a mailbox too. Why not use it?
The US postal service will be bemused and charmed by your creative use of the mailboxes. And when your creditors receive bills that are continually postmarked from different places, they'll say, "Wow! This guy is a world traveler!" and AUTOMATICALLY DEDUCT 10% from all your future bills. Try it today! It really really works!
I am continually amazed to find how many trolls/crapflooders are Mac users (as am I, since 1999).
Keep up the good work Mr. Jesus. You are invigorating slashdot discussion.
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RIP captain lou albano. Please see my journal for more information.
I look forward to more quality nintendo-inspired crapflooding from you.
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I got a bunch of starbursts that I've been shaping into a penis. Can I bring that instead?
The rhymes that I bust are the topic of lust
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Hey friends! Were you clicking on this new topic to post a vacuous comment, hoping that "early mod syndrome" will win you some of your beloved karma? Make a few off the cuff remarks about SSH or how much Linux has progressed in terms of security, and I'm sure it'll happen. Can't work under these constraints? Here's some more suggestions:
Link to openbsd's website (you have to find you the URL for yourself)
Say that you read the book, but you thought it sucked!
Make some comment about how insecure Microsoft Passport is.
There ya go! No need to thank me...you've already done enough!
Feel the exhiliration as you cut through artificially imposed standards that limit what comments you make. The censorship is so good, that sometimes it doesn't even occur to people what great comments you can make. Imagine a world beyond..."Linux is ready for the desktop" and "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!"
Imagine a world of TOTALLY FREAKING MADNESS. Welcome to -1. Enjoy your stay.
No need to ask yourself if the message board in enriched by your bellyaching. Just type away (don't bother to spell check!) and hit submit! Naughty words go away!
Chevy Van by Sammy Johns. copyright 2002 ASCAP/BMI
Gave a girl a ride in my wagon
She crawled in and took control
She was tired as her mind was a draggin'
I said "Get some sleep and dream of rock and roll"
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
Her young face was like that of an angel
Her long legs
Were tan and brown
Better keep
Your eyes on the road son
Better slow this vehicle down
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
I put her out
In a town that was so small
You could throw
A rock from end to end
Dirt road main street, she walked off in bare feet
It's a shame I won't be passing through again
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
Chevy Van Song! Look for the Fu Manchu cover!
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Chevy Van by Sammy Johns. copyright 2002 ASCAP/BMI
Gave a girl a ride in my wagon
She crawled in and took control
She was tired as her mind was a draggin'
I said "Get some sleep and dream of rock and roll"
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
Her young face was like that of an angel
Her long legs
Were tan and brown
Better keep
Your eyes on the road son
Better slow this vehicle down
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
I put her out
In a town that was so small
You could throw
A rock from end to end
Dirt road main street, she walked off in bare feet
It's a shame I won't be passing through again
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
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I would mod this up if I could, but I am a slashdot leper, so I cannot. One of the few truly insightful comments amidst this self-congradulatory circle-jerk of a website.
One more period till gym, fag. Then you're gonna be cryin like a little pussy baby, ya baby!
Just wait till gym class, then you're gonna get it, retard.
GREAT IDEA! This magnificent thought has caused me to add you to my "friends" list!
Please see my journal for another scorcher from the 70's.
Ahr me mateys! Swab me deck hard!
BRING IT BACK!!!
Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
ESR is so fucking ugly. he looks like a ruddy hitler clown. for more information visit trollaxor.com
My feet itchy. Maybe I should have changed my socks. Is it bad to wear them 5 days in row?
The US postal service likes it when you use as many mailboxes as possible. They feel tickled by this, and appreciate your contribution to their important work. So this is YOUR MISSION the next time your bills are due:
- Electrical Bill: Drop in the mail slot by the grocery store.
- Cable Bill: The huge blue behemoth right in front of the Post Office.
- Gas Bill: In that small town 90 miles to your south, there's a mailbox in front of the Diamond Shamrock. It doesn't get used enough.
- Telephone Bill: Put it in the "outgoing mail" on the receptionist's desk at work.
- Water Bill: "EZ Postal Plus" next to Domino's Pizza has a mailbox too. Why not use it?
The US postal service will be bemused and charmed by your creative use of the mailboxes. And when your creditors receive bills that are continually postmarked from different places, they'll say, "Wow! This guy is a world traveler!" and AUTOMATICALLY DEDUCT 10% from all your future bills. Try it today! It really really works!Unfortunately, they don't seem to realize that at all, because demographic research is one of those "big lies" that run the economy. How much can you really find out from a person by knowing that they like Macaroni and cheese, make $50k a year, etc. A person's buying habits extend beyond quantifiable traits like race, income, hobbies that marketing people love to collect. As a result, marketing is not improved by demographic research. But because enough people BELIEVE it does, it's allowed to suck billions off of corporate businesses every year. Sorry, I will return with a more structured rant when I have time.
The US postal service likes it when you use as many mailboxes as possible. They feel tickled by this, and appreciate your contribution to their important work. So this is YOUR MISSION the next time your bills are due:
- Electrical Bill: Drop in the mail slot by the grocery store.
- Cable Bill: The huge blue behemoth right in front of the Post Office.
- Gas Bill: In that small town 90 miles to your south, there's a mailbox in front of the Diamond Shamrock. It doesn't get used enough.
- Telephone Bill: Put it in the "outgoing mail" on the receptionist's desk at work.
- Water Bill: "EZ Postal Plus" next to Domino's Pizza has a mailbox too. Why not use it?
The US postal service will be bemused and charmed by your creative use of the mailboxes. And when your creditors receive bills that are continually postmarked from different places, they'll say, "Wow! This guy is a world traveler!" and AUTOMATICALLY DEDUCT 10% from all your future bills. Try it today! It really really works!Keep up the good work Mr. Jesus. You are invigorating slashdot discussion.
I look forward to more quality nintendo-inspired crapflooding from you.
I got a bunch of starbursts that I've been shaping into a penis. Can I bring that instead?
There ya go! No need to thank me...you've already done enough!
that song fucking rocks. But the Chevy Van Song is even better.
Feel the exhiliration as you cut through artificially imposed standards that limit what comments you make. The censorship is so good, that sometimes it doesn't even occur to people what great comments you can make. Imagine a world beyond..."Linux is ready for the desktop" and "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!"
Imagine a world of TOTALLY FREAKING MADNESS. Welcome to -1. Enjoy your stay.
No need to ask yourself if the message board in enriched by your bellyaching. Just type away (don't bother to spell check!) and hit submit! Naughty words go away!
But, what is it? Or is it some abstract shit that I probably won't understand?
Gave a girl a ride in my wagon
She crawled in and took control
She was tired as her mind was a draggin'
I said "Get some sleep and dream of rock and roll"
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
Her young face was like that of an angel
Her long legs
Were tan and brown
Better keep
Your eyes on the road son
Better slow this vehicle down
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
I put her out
In a town that was so small
You could throw
A rock from end to end
Dirt road main street, she walked off in bare feet
It's a shame I won't be passing through again
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
what the fuck do you have against swampland?
Gave a girl a ride in my wagon
She crawled in and took control
She was tired as her mind was a draggin'
I said "Get some sleep and dream of rock and roll"
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
Her young face was like that of an angel
Her long legs
Were tan and brown
Better keep
Your eyes on the road son
Better slow this vehicle down
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
I put her out
In a town that was so small
You could throw
A rock from end to end
Dirt road main street, she walked off in bare feet
It's a shame I won't be passing through again
Cause like a picture she was layin there
Moonlight dancin off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van and that's all right with me
They didn't finish off all of us gnostics!