Why are the feds mad about a site dedicated to fisting? If we can't have Web sites that feature the time-honor pr0n technique of fisting, then The Man has already won.
Yeah, good luck getting Johnny Hack-job that has an associates degree in C programming to use formal methods. I can imagine the interview process now:
Interviewer: Are you familiar with formal methods?
H4X0R: Huh?
Interview: Are you comfortable with set theory and first order predicate logic?
H4X0R: I know how to code. I learned how to program in C. I am an 3l33t h4x0r.
Interviewer: *sigh*
Just two good old boys, never meanin' no harm...
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born.
Straightenin' the curves, flattenin' the hills...
Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will.
Makin' their way, the only way they know how...
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Just two good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods...
Damn it you beat me to FP. Congrats... how many is that today?
The lunch today looks better than "Cook's Choice" but I could sure go with a side bowl of hot grits... and could you possibly petrify the pork sandwich?
I am looking for some advise. Since I have a refreshed store of vacation in this new year, I trying to decide where to spend it. This sounds like a lovely vacation spot, don't you think?
The following news bulletin is far more important.
News of the Weird reported in 1999 on a pervert who menaced a McDonald's in Milwaukee by calling up the female manager, pretending to be a police officer, and guiding her by telephone through a strip search of a male employee, who he said should be checked out for theft. The caller was never caught, and a man using a similar modus operandi struck twice in September 2000 at fast-food restaurants in Bismarck, N.D. In December 2001, yet another incident occurred at the Arby's in Noblesville, Ind., when a "police officer" called the female manager and asked her to strip search a certain female employee while he was on the phone, while asking the employee impertinent questions, and then later that month, the same thing happened in Billings, Mont., at a business the Billings Gazette did not identify. (The Gazette later reported that it had received a follow-up inquiry from authorities in Charleston, W.Va., as a caller had struck a restaurant there, too.) [Indianapolis Star, 12-20-01] [Billings Gazette, 1-5-02, 1-13-02]
You are the champion, most worthy troll. I offer you a song:
Queen
News Of The World (1977)
We Are The Champions
I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it -
I thank you all -
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
I just heard the sad news on CNN. Country music legend Waylon Jennings was found dead in his home this morning. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for country music and the TV show "Dukes of Hazzard." Truly a country music icon.
He will be missed and I claim FP for him.:(
I just heard the sad news on CNN. Country music legend Waylon Jennings was found dead in his home this morning. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for country music and the TV show "Dukes of Hazzard." Truly a country music icon.
He will be missed:(
Only a true asshole would get a new login ID just to spite Taco. You are my new hero.
What .NET is to me.....
on
What is .NET?
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· Score: -1, Offtopic
Isn't it awefully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
Slashdot Mirror
First Sweden 5 Canadia 2 post
I think you mean Canada, eh hoser?
You raise some good points, and you are remarkably well-spoken for a wookie.
Wow, that is a fucking profound statement. Hmmm... let me try....
The Internet is really big.
... hey cool, I did it too. MOD ME UP!!
No, but I'll bet he knows a guy that did... right? Right?!
Why are the feds mad about a site dedicated to fisting? If we can't have Web sites that feature the time-honor pr0n technique of fisting, then The Man has already won.
I'll probably get modded down for this, but.... (*hint* *hint*)
ummmm... I forgot what I was going to say......
... the Last Post??????
1. Formal Methods
Yeah, good luck getting Johnny Hack-job that has an associates degree in C programming to use formal methods. I can imagine the interview process now:
Interviewer: Are you familiar with formal methods?
H4X0R: Huh?
Interview: Are you comfortable with set theory and first order predicate logic?
H4X0R: I know how to code. I learned how to program in C. I am an 3l33t h4x0r.
Interviewer: *sigh*
*sniffle* *sniffle*
Just two good old boys, never meanin' no harm...
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born.
Straightenin' the curves, flattenin' the hills...
Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will.
Makin' their way, the only way they know how...
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Just two good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods...
Damn it you beat me to FP. Congrats... how many is that today?
The lunch today looks better than "Cook's Choice" but I could sure go with a side bowl of hot grits... and could you possibly petrify the pork sandwich?
I am looking for some advise. Since I have a refreshed store of vacation in this new year, I trying to decide where to spend it. This sounds like a lovely vacation spot, don't you think?
... my first First Post. I shall cherish it always.....
Propz to neal n bob a.k.a. Mr. Hat Trick for giving someone else a chance at the glory.
The following news bulletin is far more important.
News of the Weird reported in 1999 on a pervert who menaced a McDonald's in Milwaukee by calling up the female manager, pretending to be a police officer, and guiding her by telephone through a strip search of a male employee, who he said should be checked out for theft. The caller was never caught, and a man using a similar modus operandi struck twice in September 2000 at fast-food restaurants in Bismarck, N.D. In December 2001, yet another incident occurred at the Arby's in Noblesville, Ind., when a "police officer" called the female manager and asked her to strip search a certain female employee while he was on the phone, while asking the employee impertinent questions, and then later that month, the same thing happened in Billings, Mont., at a business the Billings Gazette did not identify. (The Gazette later reported that it had received a follow-up inquiry from authorities in Charleston, W.Va., as a caller had struck a restaurant there, too.) [Indianapolis Star, 12-20-01] [Billings Gazette, 1-5-02, 1-13-02]
You are the champion, most worthy troll. I offer you a song:
Queen
News Of The World (1977)
We Are The Champions
I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it -
I thank you all -
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
If it works for sharks it'll work for cats. Thanks to the music of Barry White, we no longer need to clone animals.
I just heard the sad news on CNN. Country music legend Waylon Jennings was found dead in his home this morning. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for country music and the TV show "Dukes of Hazzard." Truly a country music icon. He will be missed and I claim FP for him. :(
I just heard the sad news on CNN. Country music legend Waylon Jennings was found dead in his home this morning. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for country music and the TV show "Dukes of Hazzard." Truly a country music icon. He will be missed :(
It's 'kathleen' and she said yes. Perhaps someone should have directed her to the TacoSnotting FAQ.
Only a true asshole would get a new login ID just to spite Taco. You are my new hero.
Isn't it awefully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Propz to Monty Python!!
Never be rude to an Arab,
An Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew.
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.
Never poke fun at a Nigger,
A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut.
And never poke fun at at...
*KABOOM*
How can you even talk about this when REAL TRAGEDIES are occurring in the U.S.?!
Propz to all logged in trollz....
With a user ID# in the five hundred thousands
Nice try, dipshit. Last time I checked Anonymous Cowards had no user ID#. Go back to your basement AC script kiddy spoo guzzler.
GoatTroll is a family name. Don't knock it, AC luser.
... and get a grip with your identity and login, you loser AC.